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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firm Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. Ah, the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. It's actually like fourteen and a half minutes.
Should we rename it? Yeah, we need to. I mean,
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if they can rename Columbus Flavor toown, we can rename
this the fourteen and a half minute podcast. It would
be more accurate. Sure, fourteen points. There you go in
the Zoom Room podcast. We've got Danielle, and there's Froggy,
and there's Scary, and there's Dave Brody, and there's Straight
and Nate and Garrett's outside. Just had a nice haircut
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on the back porch. Look at that, Hi, gandhi, thank you.
Here's the problem. It feels it feels great as the
plane goes over my head. Of course it feels great.
Only problem of getting your hair cut at your own
houses you have to clean up your own mess. So,
like when you go to a barbershop or salon, they
you know, sweep up the hair after you're done, and
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you know, you go on your marry way. I have
to stay back and clean up my own hair. Now,
that's the only downside to this thing. But it looks great.
You know a lot of a lot of people are
getting out to get their hair done out Danielle, the
countdown is on what time do you actually get your
roots done? Today? Twelve thirty. I could not wait, and
my mom's going to she's excited, so we have you know,
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she's gonna wait in the car. My appointments at twelve thirty.
Hers is at one, So she's gonna wait in the
car while I go for mine, and then she's gonna
come in for hers, and then I think in between that,
I get like a trim, So like everything is staggered
the way that it's done. And you had to fill
out of form, like I had to go online and
fill out of COVID form and let them know whether
or not I've had COVID or been around anybody who
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had it and all this stuff, And I was looking
online at what they do to protect you, and they
have all these barricades up, and they had this whole
cleaning company come in and like clean the whole place,
and they're they're really going those extra steps to make
sure that everybody is protected. So it's good, it's good.
I'm excited. I'm glad you brought that up. The cleaning
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thing says we've got to quit radio and open up
a COVID cleaning company. Right, there's money to be made.
Danielle said she happened to find a cleaning company that
had the word ninja and COVID in it and that
they were just crushing it left and right, and we're thinking, cool,
so we have a plan. B let's do it. Oh
my gosh, this is this is where you need to
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invest your money right now. Like I think they were
like the COVID ninja's and they come in and they
just like clean everything and there has mat suits and everything,
And this is where you put your money right now
because they're not going anywhere if you think about it,
We're gonna always need people like this, So invest in
the COVID ninja companies. I have a C. I have
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a plan C plan C PLEXI glass companies too. That's
the other thing. Let's go buy up already said that one.
Because every he's putting up partitions everywhere. Yeah, genius, absolutely.
I think you know, shower curtains. I think people are
gonna start using shower curtains between desks. Yeah, they're not
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just sexist plexiglass. Hey, Brody, what are you doing today?
What's on your agenda? What are you up to? Yeah?
I got nothing, Brody, got to get out and go
do something. You gotta do something. Yeah, I did everything yesterday.
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What did you do yesterday? Nothing? Oh? Come on, Oh
my goodness. Did you go anywhere? Yeah? I went to
visit my mom. She's good, so I don't have to
visit it for a couple of days. So I'm good. Today.
I made a headcut appointment for next week, so I
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gotta wait. I got a mullet growing. You do you do?
But you know, we were talking about this yesterday, how
we just we're sitting around and Alex and I looked
at each other and said, we gotta get out of
the house today. We've just got to go somewhere. We
don't want to be stupid, we want to be safe,
but we've just got to We're going a little a
little crazy. And so I know what you're feeling, Brody.
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Is anyone else anyone else feeling that too? I feel
that way and then I get like, I like to
be outdoors because I feel like I get that way,
and then I go someplace and then I'm inside and
I have to wear my mask the entire time, and
after a while of wearing your mask, it gets hot
and suffocating, and yeah, right, I go. You know what,
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I just want to go back to my house. You
go back home, You're I'm the exact opposite. I want
to go out. I don't want to stay out. I
don't wanna I don't want to have to come back
home until the sun sets. And I feel like every
minute that I'm not outside, I'm missing out on some thing,
although I don't know what that is like right now,
for instance, you're messing out by being stuck inside doing
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this stupid podcast gorgeously. I know I'm about to head up. Hey,
I got a question for you. Guys. Have you popped
in the car, drove twenty minutes to go to do
whatever you needed to do, and realized you didn't bring
a mask with you? Yes, oh yes, I keep them
in my backpack because it's the worst feeling in the
world when you get out and you're going to walk
in and then you're like, damn it, I forgot my mask,
but they're my backpack. So have you ever walked into
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a business and you stopped yourself? Ever someone said hey,
you and you're like, oh my, I forgot My brother
did this the other day. My brother did this the
other day. He walked into the grocery store and he's like,
do do do do do? He picks up a watermelon
because he had to go get one for the barbecue,
and everyone's looking at him, and he's like, I don't
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get it. Why is everybody looking at me? And then
he realized he didn't have his mask, and he's like,
puts down the watermelon, turned around and walks back out
through his car. He said, he fell. We made mistakes, yeah,
he felt so. He didn't try to fight the staff. No, no, no, no.
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That Walmart guy what a fucking dumbassy. He's trying to
bidiot bulldoze his way into Walmart, and I'm sure once
he gets past all the people, they're gonna really want
in there. He should have done with the guy that
I saw at the restaurant last night. I went to
pick up food and the guy had forgotten his mask.
And so since we're on the zoom room, if you
are watching this on Instagram, you'll see me this is
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what he did. He didn't have his mask, so we
did this. He's walking around like this with his shirt
over his face but his guts hanging out the bottom
of his shirt. And I'm like, yo, bro you need
a mask. Your shirt doesn't work. Wait did you set
the one having the COVID? Yeah? Did you see the
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one guy who who walked in. He's like, I've got
a doctor's note that says I don't need to wear
a mask. There was a video. I'm like, oh my gosh, really,
so then stay home. I don't know, please stay home.
I always wonder to like, what's the medical condition should
you be out and about? I don't know. If it's
that sensitive, maybe you should. But I need chocolate, milk. People, people, people.
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We are seeing how stupid people truly are these days. Brody,
maybe staying home and doing nothing is the smartest thing
to do. You're absolutely. I go to my own pool
in the backyard. I don't have to wear a mask,
and everyone in the pool wears protective stuff because it's
just me, okay, I don't trust anyone else. I offered
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Brody some company if he wanted a pool pal, that
I would be. I'd come over and hang out. Barely
wants to do a podcast with you from across the
correct In this pool if anybody please. Well that's my point, Danielle,
because Brody says, I just don't trust people. I don't
want them around me, and then Scary says, I want
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to go out twenty four hours a day and just
hang out with people, and I want to see them
right now, Brodie, can I come over? Cannot come over?
I want the guy who post pictures on social media
not wearing a mask at a table with eight of
his friends come over my house. Please remember that picture.
I just took the mask off to take the picture
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and anyway, but doesn't know. Okay, hold on, I won't
infect this man. He's taking a photo. Okay, I'll wait.
Photos done, time to infect. Another way to look at this.
Another way to look at this is look at how
hard we've all worked to stay alive. Yep. Now, it's
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not the time to make a mistake. This is not
the time to make a mistake. With as many of
us on the show, I thought one of us would
have gotten it. Yeah, seriously, the place knock on wood,
Nathaniel knock seriously. Well, wait, we don't know, we don't know.
Maybe one of us didn't. You could be a symptomatic.
You could have it and be asymptomatic exactly the antibody
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test two weeks ago, and I was negative for that,
and I was negative for the actual COVID at the time.
So well, you could still Alex, Alex, we're doing our podcast.
Do you need me for something? Yeah, the gate was
open all night. We have a we have an open
gate problem. Sorry, we gotta fix that up. Fix that anyway,
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Sorry to interrupted your fifteen minute morning show podcast. You
know this at the time, you didn't see him. Alex
is walking on naked. What's that the time of the
year where Scary looks for all his friends that do
have pools and and that's where Buddy's up with them
and goes, hey, so what are you doing today? Yeah?
Let me, uh, I can come by. Was kind of
Gandhi was kind enough to offer me her pool. She's like, look,
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I'll put you in as a guest in my apartment
and then you could just go in and go use
the facility. She's not home, that's why she's an Ohio.
You can still use my pool. You could go use it.
His COVID all over you dripping cod Scary, you can
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use Froggy's pool. Go to Florida. What did I do
to you to make you want to step to my house?
And by the way, my pool has alligators swimming in.
It's a go ahead, Yeah, sure, come on down and
swimming back the contact Tracy go scary because he said
that's a Connecticut He's been to Westchester, he's been to Rockland,
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he's been to Long Island, He's now been to Jersey. Here,
I mean he's coming to contact with like, probably scary.
Do you have that contact tracing thing on your iPhone?
Do you have that on? You should turn it on
so we can see everywhere you've gone. Okay, Tonight I'm
gonna go to New York because I'm celebrating the outdoor
dining in New York City. So my girlfriend and I
were going to We have a nice reservation at a
restaurant outside. Nice. Good for you. I'm supporting businesses that
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will be supporting local hospitals. Do you know what it
looks like when you get out of when you get
out of the swimming pool and you walk across the
deck and you just drip all the way over. That's
what Scary looks like. He's dripping COVID all around New
York like you just gotta have a swimming pool at
my house? The kids go, do you got the Rhona?
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But all of us series? The one that has never
ever gotten sick? And now I'm not to say to
jinx it right now, but scary is that that one
that just doesn't get you? But now, sc scary. I
know we've talked about this, have you Have you made
any type of decision whatsoever? Are you leaning one way
or the other? I'm where you're going on occasion next
week because I don't. I'm afraid. I'm afraid to go
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to these places that have this spike in cases. And
I know it's like Texas States, you know, I don't know.
I heard Key West as nice this time a year,
but how are they doing? Arizona is lovely. He's basically
naming off every place that's got Corona through the roof,
every hot zone. He's trying to offer you. This is
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gonna be the Brooklyn boy. Two and a half minute,
I have to pee like a motherfucker. Can I go?
Can I just leave pick the microphone with you? Yeah? No?
Why not tell your phone up on your board and
just go with your phone so we can Yeah? Because
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that way we know you're really going like, we don't
know that you're going to get food, because every time
you say you're going to go to the bathroom, you
always come back with a meal. Like you don't come
back with a snack. You come back with Yeah, he
did just tell us Alex was naked. So that's a
good points. So many times during the show that you say, oh,
I gotta go walk the dog and then you call
me two minutes eater and I hear you, man, I
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thought you were walking back the first I can, I
can multitaskay, it was six in the morning. Is Alex
standing over in the corner where we can't see him
doing the helicopter? Is that why you have to go?
He's upstairs. He's upstairs doing something. But you know, I'm excited.
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I'm gonna go pee and then I'm gonna go to Low's.
I've got a busy day, busy, busy day, and so
and so, Brodie, you're just gonna stay home and hang
out the pool today. It's a beautiful day. Yeah, although
very exciting. Tomorrow, I'm going for a stand up m R. I.
I need to I need to get my head m R. I.
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And I went to the regular open one and I
freaked out. So there's a place near me where you
can sit or stand up. So that's my slant tomorrow. Wow, Okay,
can she like a like an all bodied tan on
those things? Due? They can spray you with orange? Yeah,
so what's that, Garrett? What type of would you getting that? Lows? Yeah,
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I'm making hard in the corner and kind of got
last night. What are you doing today, Nate? I'm actually
going to get a COVID test as soon as are you. Yeah,
I'm going to have to go see my doctor and
he said he would give me a COVID test while
I was there vacation. Yeah, Daniel, what are you doing?
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I Am gonna go get my hair color done today,
and then I'm actually driving my mom home. She's going
to go home for a week and then she I'm
picking her up again next week. And finally, Gandhi, what
are you doing? Running late? They're yelling at me. Okay,
I'm just gonna hang out with a couple of my
friends in one of my friends backyards today and maybe
hit the pool. That's it all right, I'll see it,
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Low As We're gonna get out of here. Bye Bye
the fifteen minute morning Show,