June 10, 2020 • 14 mins
We almost have the whole family together. Will Brody be able to connect to our podcast before the end of the show?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fine Elvis represents show WHOA. This is gonna be an
interesting fifteen minute morning show podcast. So we've got Froggy
and Danielle and Gandhi and straighten Ate and Scary and
then there's Garrett and now for the first time ever,
(00:23):
we can see him in our zoom room sort of.
It's Brody. Hi Brody, Brody, Hi Brody, what are you doing?
And it's echoing. There's a speaker on its your phone?
I was I had an open phone line. I hung
up on on the line. Okay, can you hear us? Brody? Oh?
(00:50):
Now he's connected. All right, there we go. Now you
can hear it, right, Hi, Hi, Brody. Microphone is alive.
I can hear him. Breathe into his microphone. He can't
hear us. Can you hear us, Brody? And another thing
is his microp Okay, hold on, we're looking at him
in the zoom room. The microphone's eclipsing his entire head.
(01:14):
The round microphone is the same shape as his head.
There he is got the best picture. Uncle Johnny, Uncle
Johnny two point Oh what are we doing over here?
I'm glad we're getting this live. Brody is slowly connecting
to audio. There he is. I think you can hear
us now, Brodie high Froggy screen record the zoom room, please, Brody,
(01:44):
I just worry one listening to know what This isn't
making sense to anyone but us. So we have to
describe what we're seeing. What do you see, Danielle? Now
I just see his forehead and the microphone pointing up
to his ceiling and the light on his ceiling. Oh no,
and now I think there's a finger he's got. It
looks like an actual eclipse now because you can see
the sun and whatever that is the microphone. It's like
(02:06):
it's about the clips. Well know, it looked like it
eclipse earlier. His head was the sun and his microphone
the moon. Yeah, why don't you call him on the phone.
I'm gonna call it Brody on the phone. Yes, and
that this will be great. That is the snowball microphone
you're seeing in front of his head. Oh my gosh,
let me get on speaker phone here. Oh now, okay,
it's gonna be so mad. Yeah, Hi, you can't him listen.
(02:34):
We're recording the podcast. Just go to your go to
your computer, go back to your in front of your
microphone on the front of the microphone. I hear him,
heard it, can hear he can't hear us? Yeah, I
hear you. I'm in clean feet. Everybody else sounds like
you're in the background though. Okay, well, because we're on
the microphone, and no, we're not gonna go on without
(02:58):
knowing that you can be a full functioning member of
society here. This is this is the whole point I'm trying. Alright,
isn't work well, alight, We'll just hung up on him. So, Gandhi,
what are your observations here while watching Brody try to
(03:19):
get on a zoom room call. First of all, I
think trying to help Brodie do something is just a
task in itself, so scarier a saint. However, how are
you two such good friends and you've never taught him
about any type of angle? Like, whenever this comes on,
it's gonna be the worst angle of Brodie ever. He's
like putting the phone on the floor. He makes fun
of me for having high angles when I want to
(03:41):
take pictures, and now you know why, because he takes angles.
And look at that where now he should lead that
picture up. Now it's a caricature of him that looks
that's a much better angle. M guys. Guys, the whole
point is to get him in on the podcast so
we can talk to him and we can have a
regular fifteen minute morning show podcast. Getting Uncle Johnny in
(04:04):
the zoom room? What was the record for that? Was like, yeah,
something like that, and I think of Uncle Johnny the
kettle black oh man. All right, all right, well, so
here we are. I've taken pictures Brody eclipsed by his
(04:26):
Microphoneggy's recording the zoom room. So this whole thing is
being recorded. Yes, that's right, scary we see the record light,
all right, So then we totally lost Brodie. He's totally
signed off. He's gonna try to sign on again. You see,
we have to bring you up to speed. Brody refuses
(04:47):
to come into a zoom room with us. He just
ever since we started doing our show from home three
months ago, we were in a zoom room with each
other every single day. He refuses to let anyone see
what he looks like for some reason. I don't know why.
Why is he so shine frogg Easy told you why? Well,
I don't know why that. In the beginning, when we
first started this, I set up an email group so
that every morning I start the Zoom Room around four
(05:10):
five o'clock in the morning, and so I send out
a group email that goes to everybody with our private
meeting number and the password to get in. So Brody
was on the initial email and he said, I'm not
going to be in the Zoom Room. I don't want
to be seen on there, So take me off the email.
So I did. I took him off, but then I
had to add him back yesterday so he could be
(05:31):
a part of this. But now he says, I'm clogging
up his email box with the zoom every day and
can can I just make it so we used the
same meeting number every day, And I'm like, no, all right, okay,
he's signing now, he's Hi, Brody, Rody. I hear him. Yeah,
he's throwing his hands up in disgust. So your hands
(05:54):
into the air. Well, can he can he go through
his computer instead of that microphone thinging in front of
his face? Well, the microphone works, I'll tell you. The
fifteen minute morning show podcast is almost over. We've spent
the entire time just doing this, Like, how much time
do we have left? Frog? We have nine minutes was
(06:17):
talking about something. What do you want to talk about? Well,
you know what we're doing today, and I'm nervous about it.
So wait, wait, hold on, hold on. You can hear him, Brody,
you're saying numbers. I heard him talking. Oh there is
there is there is connecting audio. Did not connect audio?
(06:44):
There he is? Hi, Brody, great Brody? Hello, All right, okay,
never mind, Daniel. I'm sorry. I thought we had some
exciting news there, but please go back to your story.
I want to hear that. Go ahead. So I have
to take my son to the dentist today because his
one of his braces that came off of his tooth
and he has to get them tightened. He hasn't had
(07:05):
them tightened yet. And it's the first kind of doctor's
appointment outing that we've been doing since we've all been
on lockdown and stuff like that. And I am like,
I am very nervous about this. I'm like, like, like,
you know, a little butterflies and stuff like that. It's
kind of crazy, and I know they take all the
precautions and everything, but I'm so nervous. I think once
(07:26):
you do it and you get out there, I think
you'll be okay. It's like you know, when you dive
into the pool, it's a little cold and makes your
nipples hard. And then after while you're okay, you're like, oh,
my nipples are fined out. Your nipples will be just
I think, what are we saying? I wish he'd start
(07:46):
cursing into do something. He's start talking about someone, Brody.
What he's staring he's staring at the Oh he's hands out. Yes, yes,
we hear yes, but we hear you. How do you
(08:07):
know that sounds like an echo. It sounds like here
at Yankee Stadium. No, Rody, Rody, you really can't hear us?
He signed off, hold on, figure this out, and Brody can't. Okay,
(08:27):
I'm not being an asshole, but what if Brody doesn't
want to be on our zoom cameras so bad that
he's acting like he can Harris, just so he doesn't
have to do it. Yeah, because next time we're all
gonna go. You know what, Brodi, It's all right, don't
worry you better mind. Okay, once this is over, we
have to like walk him through it and just try
(08:49):
to figure out why it's not working. We need him
on here. I mean he's been in a zoom room before. Right,
he knows it's possible. Correct, absolutely, you know. We we
record the Brooklyn Boys podcast every week without l and
without error, and he comes, Cassie. Maybe you're right. He
shows up for that I'm talking about. He does not
(09:09):
let me see him though he only shows up in
the audio. I can only listen to him. He refuses
to go on a video zoom with me for Brooklyn Boys.
Why give him that? I don't know what he looks like.
We've worked with him for years. I don't get what, Garrett,
what's up? I'm about to say something. No, no, wait,
(09:32):
you're playing video games. I'm mad, and I'm mad and
on the team. So you're doing the minute morning show podcast.
But you knew he would come to you eventually. Yeah,
multip what team are you on? The Giants? Of course
I'm way better than they are in real life, but
still I hope. So I think this may be the
(09:54):
very very worst fifteen minute morning show podcast ever. And
there's still six listen to this. There's up? It makes
it good one at a time. It's getting worse. What Gandhi?
So the video component will make this good if there
ever is a video component of it. Listening to it
was probably frustrating, But I think I just got the
greatest series of pictures ever. I'm going to turn it
(10:15):
into art. It's gonna be called Brody Meats technology. Let
me tell you something, Gandhi, he's gonna tell you to
take that down when you post that. He's gonna get
very upset with I know it's okay. I'll keep it
for myself. He's going to break the computer and then
return said computer and blame them for breaking his computer. Yeah. Probably.
(10:35):
Why Why is your level so low, Garrett? You have
a low level. I'm sorry, I gotta get closer than Mike.
I don't know. It's just I I love being at
home and the comforts of home and being with my
dog and everything. And we can still get together with
the zoom room. But this technology it's still for crap.
I don't know. Maybe we need a better system. It's
not for crap. It works for twelve other people, because
(10:56):
it can't work for one guy who crap, you know,
but we still have to deal with with delays and
he's trying to we talk. We talk all over each
other all right here, can we see Brody trying to
get back into the room. Here he comes, Hi, Brodie, Brodie,
we see here he kept there. Okay, we got him,
(11:19):
Hi Brod. Let's see his hands. Call him scary, get him,
get him on the phone again. Let's try this again.
You know he would correct you. I'm still not sure
if he can hear us. I could care less. Yeah,
he's not waiting for you everything. I'll keep waiting because
(11:42):
I can see you, but I can't get audio. I
don't know if you guys or not. But I try
to my I on my phone. If he mutes his phone,
he could still talk into the mic, we can hear him.
He can hear us. I'm talking into the mic. Aut correct,
But mute your phone and you can listen on your
phone and talk into the mic. I can't he any
audio through the phone. I have to put your hearing
(12:03):
him through the radio board and put him on hold
in order from to hear Oh. Well, but wait a minute,
hold on, he's responding to Garrett. How can he he's
hearing Yeah, I get you guys through scary phone. Okay,
that'll work for now. Okay, but now all we can
see is a light. Oh there you are. Oh he's back. Well, Brodie,
(12:28):
we can't see your face. It's he clipsed behind your microphone. Yes,
perfectly planned. No, no, you cannot do that, Brodie. I
set the single up. It took me twenty minutes. I'm
telling me right now, you're you are not allowed to
participate in this show until you get this zoom room
thing fixed and you get that microphone out in front
(12:49):
of your head. You have to be a participant. This
is not fair for the rest of us. There you are.
You look, the microphone looks awesome. Road We've worked with
you for years. Why don't you want us to see you?
We know what you look like. There was a joke.
(13:09):
Tell you what, This entire fifteen minute morning show podcast
is a joke because we've been doing nothing but talking
about Brodie hiding from us for fifteen minutes and now
he's got his nets mask on. What are you doing, Brody?
How much time do we have? We have one minute
and ten seconds left. Led We haven't done anything. We've
(13:33):
done anything but sit here and try to Brody on
the show. Is this faster than Uncle Johnny or slower?
At this point, their neck and neck with each other
and getting hold on technically Bernie hasn't gotten his fixed yet,
so he's technically not on yet. Yes, what are your
thoughts about anything and everything? Go all things Brody? Yeah,
(13:57):
I have nothing, sus we sat through all of that.
For that, I looked up on on the internet. If
there's no audio coming from zoom, it says the host
might be muting me. Who's the host? The host yet? No, No,
(14:20):
I'm muting him in the zoom room because he's coming
through Clean Feed, which is another audio program. I can't
have them both on at the same time. Oh, dear Lord,
Oh we're out of time. If you sat through this
entire thing, God bless you, God blessing. Fifteen minute morning
(14:43):
show
Fine Elvis represents show WHOA. This is gonna be an
interesting fifteen minute morning show podcast. So we've got Froggy
and Danielle and Gandhi and straighten Ate and Scary and
then there's Garrett and now for the first time ever,
(00:23):
we can see him in our zoom room sort of.
It's Brody. Hi Brody, Brody, Hi Brody, what are you doing?
And it's echoing. There's a speaker on its your phone?
I was I had an open phone line. I hung
up on on the line. Okay, can you hear us? Brody? Oh?
(00:50):
Now he's connected. All right, there we go. Now you
can hear it, right, Hi, Hi, Brody. Microphone is alive.
I can hear him. Breathe into his microphone. He can't
hear us. Can you hear us, Brody? And another thing
is his microp Okay, hold on, we're looking at him
in the zoom room. The microphone's eclipsing his entire head.
(01:14):
The round microphone is the same shape as his head.
There he is got the best picture. Uncle Johnny, Uncle
Johnny two point Oh what are we doing over here?
I'm glad we're getting this live. Brody is slowly connecting
to audio. There he is. I think you can hear
us now, Brodie high Froggy screen record the zoom room, please, Brody,
(01:44):
I just worry one listening to know what This isn't
making sense to anyone but us. So we have to
describe what we're seeing. What do you see, Danielle? Now
I just see his forehead and the microphone pointing up
to his ceiling and the light on his ceiling. Oh no,
and now I think there's a finger he's got. It
looks like an actual eclipse now because you can see
the sun and whatever that is the microphone. It's like
(02:06):
it's about the clips. Well know, it looked like it
eclipse earlier. His head was the sun and his microphone
the moon. Yeah, why don't you call him on the phone.
I'm gonna call it Brody on the phone. Yes, and
that this will be great. That is the snowball microphone
you're seeing in front of his head. Oh my gosh,
let me get on speaker phone here. Oh now, okay,
it's gonna be so mad. Yeah, Hi, you can't him listen.
(02:34):
We're recording the podcast. Just go to your go to
your computer, go back to your in front of your
microphone on the front of the microphone. I hear him,
heard it, can hear he can't hear us? Yeah, I
hear you. I'm in clean feet. Everybody else sounds like
you're in the background though. Okay, well, because we're on
the microphone, and no, we're not gonna go on without
(02:58):
knowing that you can be a full functioning member of
society here. This is this is the whole point I'm trying. Alright,
isn't work well, alight, We'll just hung up on him. So, Gandhi,
what are your observations here while watching Brody try to
(03:19):
get on a zoom room call. First of all, I
think trying to help Brodie do something is just a
task in itself, so scarier a saint. However, how are
you two such good friends and you've never taught him
about any type of angle? Like, whenever this comes on,
it's gonna be the worst angle of Brodie ever. He's
like putting the phone on the floor. He makes fun
of me for having high angles when I want to
(03:41):
take pictures, and now you know why, because he takes angles.
And look at that where now he should lead that
picture up. Now it's a caricature of him that looks
that's a much better angle. M guys. Guys, the whole
point is to get him in on the podcast so
we can talk to him and we can have a
regular fifteen minute morning show podcast. Getting Uncle Johnny in
(04:04):
the zoom room? What was the record for that? Was like, yeah,
something like that, and I think of Uncle Johnny the
kettle black oh man. All right, all right, well, so
here we are. I've taken pictures Brody eclipsed by his
(04:26):
Microphoneggy's recording the zoom room. So this whole thing is
being recorded. Yes, that's right, scary we see the record light,
all right, So then we totally lost Brodie. He's totally
signed off. He's gonna try to sign on again. You see,
we have to bring you up to speed. Brody refuses
(04:47):
to come into a zoom room with us. He just
ever since we started doing our show from home three
months ago, we were in a zoom room with each
other every single day. He refuses to let anyone see
what he looks like for some reason. I don't know why.
Why is he so shine frogg Easy told you why? Well,
I don't know why that. In the beginning, when we
first started this, I set up an email group so
that every morning I start the Zoom Room around four
(05:10):
five o'clock in the morning, and so I send out
a group email that goes to everybody with our private
meeting number and the password to get in. So Brody
was on the initial email and he said, I'm not
going to be in the Zoom Room. I don't want
to be seen on there, So take me off the email.
So I did. I took him off, but then I
had to add him back yesterday so he could be
(05:31):
a part of this. But now he says, I'm clogging
up his email box with the zoom every day and
can can I just make it so we used the
same meeting number every day, And I'm like, no, all right, okay,
he's signing now, he's Hi, Brody, Rody. I hear him. Yeah,
he's throwing his hands up in disgust. So your hands
(05:54):
into the air. Well, can he can he go through
his computer instead of that microphone thinging in front of
his face? Well, the microphone works, I'll tell you. The
fifteen minute morning show podcast is almost over. We've spent
the entire time just doing this, Like, how much time
do we have left? Frog? We have nine minutes was
(06:17):
talking about something. What do you want to talk about? Well,
you know what we're doing today, and I'm nervous about it.
So wait, wait, hold on, hold on. You can hear him, Brody,
you're saying numbers. I heard him talking. Oh there is
there is there is connecting audio. Did not connect audio?
(06:44):
There he is? Hi, Brody, great Brody? Hello, All right, okay,
never mind, Daniel. I'm sorry. I thought we had some
exciting news there, but please go back to your story.
I want to hear that. Go ahead. So I have
to take my son to the dentist today because his
one of his braces that came off of his tooth
and he has to get them tightened. He hasn't had
(07:05):
them tightened yet. And it's the first kind of doctor's
appointment outing that we've been doing since we've all been
on lockdown and stuff like that. And I am like,
I am very nervous about this. I'm like, like, like,
you know, a little butterflies and stuff like that. It's
kind of crazy, and I know they take all the
precautions and everything, but I'm so nervous. I think once
(07:26):
you do it and you get out there, I think
you'll be okay. It's like you know, when you dive
into the pool, it's a little cold and makes your
nipples hard. And then after while you're okay, you're like, oh,
my nipples are fined out. Your nipples will be just
I think, what are we saying? I wish he'd start
(07:46):
cursing into do something. He's start talking about someone, Brody.
What he's staring he's staring at the Oh he's hands out. Yes, yes,
we hear yes, but we hear you. How do you
(08:07):
know that sounds like an echo. It sounds like here
at Yankee Stadium. No, Rody, Rody, you really can't hear us?
He signed off, hold on, figure this out, and Brody can't. Okay,
(08:27):
I'm not being an asshole, but what if Brody doesn't
want to be on our zoom cameras so bad that
he's acting like he can Harris, just so he doesn't
have to do it. Yeah, because next time we're all
gonna go. You know what, Brodi, It's all right, don't
worry you better mind. Okay, once this is over, we
have to like walk him through it and just try
(08:49):
to figure out why it's not working. We need him
on here. I mean he's been in a zoom room before. Right,
he knows it's possible. Correct, absolutely, you know. We we
record the Brooklyn Boys podcast every week without l and
without error, and he comes, Cassie. Maybe you're right. He
shows up for that I'm talking about. He does not
(09:09):
let me see him though he only shows up in
the audio. I can only listen to him. He refuses
to go on a video zoom with me for Brooklyn Boys.
Why give him that? I don't know what he looks like.
We've worked with him for years. I don't get what, Garrett,
what's up? I'm about to say something. No, no, wait,
(09:32):
you're playing video games. I'm mad, and I'm mad and
on the team. So you're doing the minute morning show podcast.
But you knew he would come to you eventually. Yeah,
multip what team are you on? The Giants? Of course
I'm way better than they are in real life, but
still I hope. So I think this may be the
(09:54):
very very worst fifteen minute morning show podcast ever. And
there's still six listen to this. There's up? It makes
it good one at a time. It's getting worse. What Gandhi?
So the video component will make this good if there
ever is a video component of it. Listening to it
was probably frustrating, But I think I just got the
greatest series of pictures ever. I'm going to turn it
(10:15):
into art. It's gonna be called Brody Meats technology. Let
me tell you something, Gandhi, he's gonna tell you to
take that down when you post that. He's gonna get
very upset with I know it's okay. I'll keep it
for myself. He's going to break the computer and then
return said computer and blame them for breaking his computer. Yeah. Probably.
(10:35):
Why Why is your level so low, Garrett? You have
a low level. I'm sorry, I gotta get closer than Mike.
I don't know. It's just I I love being at
home and the comforts of home and being with my
dog and everything. And we can still get together with
the zoom room. But this technology it's still for crap.
I don't know. Maybe we need a better system. It's
not for crap. It works for twelve other people, because
(10:56):
it can't work for one guy who crap, you know,
but we still have to deal with with delays and
he's trying to we talk. We talk all over each
other all right here, can we see Brody trying to
get back into the room. Here he comes, Hi, Brodie, Brodie,
we see here he kept there. Okay, we got him,
(11:19):
Hi Brod. Let's see his hands. Call him scary, get him,
get him on the phone again. Let's try this again.
You know he would correct you. I'm still not sure
if he can hear us. I could care less. Yeah,
he's not waiting for you everything. I'll keep waiting because
(11:42):
I can see you, but I can't get audio. I
don't know if you guys or not. But I try
to my I on my phone. If he mutes his phone,
he could still talk into the mic, we can hear him.
He can hear us. I'm talking into the mic. Aut correct,
But mute your phone and you can listen on your
phone and talk into the mic. I can't he any
audio through the phone. I have to put your hearing
(12:03):
him through the radio board and put him on hold
in order from to hear Oh. Well, but wait a minute,
hold on, he's responding to Garrett. How can he he's
hearing Yeah, I get you guys through scary phone. Okay,
that'll work for now. Okay, but now all we can
see is a light. Oh there you are. Oh he's back. Well, Brodie,
(12:28):
we can't see your face. It's he clipsed behind your microphone. Yes,
perfectly planned. No, no, you cannot do that, Brodie. I
set the single up. It took me twenty minutes. I'm
telling me right now, you're you are not allowed to
participate in this show until you get this zoom room
thing fixed and you get that microphone out in front
(12:49):
of your head. You have to be a participant. This
is not fair for the rest of us. There you are.
You look, the microphone looks awesome. Road We've worked with
you for years. Why don't you want us to see you?
We know what you look like. There was a joke.
(13:09):
Tell you what, This entire fifteen minute morning show podcast
is a joke because we've been doing nothing but talking
about Brodie hiding from us for fifteen minutes and now
he's got his nets mask on. What are you doing, Brody?
How much time do we have? We have one minute
and ten seconds left. Led We haven't done anything. We've
(13:33):
done anything but sit here and try to Brody on
the show. Is this faster than Uncle Johnny or slower?
At this point, their neck and neck with each other
and getting hold on technically Bernie hasn't gotten his fixed yet,
so he's technically not on yet. Yes, what are your
thoughts about anything and everything? Go all things Brody? Yeah,
(13:57):
I have nothing, sus we sat through all of that.
For that, I looked up on on the internet. If
there's no audio coming from zoom, it says the host
might be muting me. Who's the host? The host yet? No, No,
(14:20):
I'm muting him in the zoom room because he's coming
through Clean Feed, which is another audio program. I can't
have them both on at the same time. Oh, dear Lord,
Oh we're out of time. If you sat through this
entire thing, God bless you, God blessing. Fifteen minute morning
(14:43):
show
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