June 9, 2020 • 14 mins
We all decided that if we do the podcast we need to be on camera in order to see each other. Will Brody like the new rule? A few people have a problem with Chris Cuomo being naked in his backyard.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fine represents show. Here we go. It's episode two of
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Uh two point oh. Anyway,
(00:21):
So here in our zoom room, it's Froggy and Gandhi
and Danielle and Scary and Straighten Eate and of course Garrett.
There's no Brody because we have a rule. If we
can't see you in the zoom room, you cannot be
on this podcast. I think, does we want to chime
in on that rule? I'm totally in favor. It feels
(00:42):
very weird being able to see all of you, but
then knowing that there's an outside force just listening and lurking.
I feel like when I was little and my dad
used to pick up the phone and bomb my phone
conversations with people. Yeah, exactly. No, you need to be
seen in our zoom room so we can have Uh
well that's the whole point we're getting together. What do
you think, Garrett? I'm all for for this rule, but
(01:02):
I'm not looking forward to the text after Brodie listens
to this podcast, because we all know it's coming. I
told him we're recording the podcast. Now jump on or
jump off. Well here's the thing, Uh, Brody should actually
want to do this. It's actually, you know, slowly merging
(01:22):
back into traffic. I mean, we've got to get back
from this pandemic bull crap, and this is one way.
He needs to be a part of the room. He
needs to be here to watch us, and we need
to see him. What do you think. We've had so
many people join our zoom room. Katie Perry was in
our zoom room. The Governor of New Jersey was in
our zoom room. We've had multiple people. They've all had
no problems coming into our zoom room and being a
(01:44):
part of what we're doing. They're not saying you can't
see me, so Brody can't be seen. He doesn't need
to be in him. I think there's something else at
play here, and I think it him in his underwear
or not wanting to be seen. I think this entire
time it's been a sham. He he's been in his pool.
He's been in his pool. He loves that pool more
than life. So I think he has his little bluetooth
(02:06):
in his ear and he's sitting there listening on on
Hold and he's in his pool for four hours. We
will never know. There's there's some fishing, but I must say,
I wish whatever odd thing is forcing him to not
want to join us visually in our in our zoom room.
I hope he works it out, because it really is
(02:28):
for his benefit of hours for him to be back
in here with us. I miss Brodie. I'm missing. Maybe
he's naked like Chris Cuomo was in that picture that
we saw. Okay, let's talk about is he signing on.
I don't see him signing. Let me see here him.
Now we're hanging up because you hear me, I don't
(02:51):
see you. Yeah, but we don't see you. Yeah, that's
the way I do this. Change the rules you have
you have to be seen in the zoom where you
can't be on the podcast. Why don't you just turn
your camera on and be a part of it right now? No,
(03:13):
you said that yesterday. You can't. I'm sorry. We need
to see you. We want you to be a go Okay,
go hook it up. Go go to drop them, go
go go. I just dropped one. Okay, slow, scary, I'll
just remove you from our lives and its Brody has
(03:37):
gone away. It's for his owner. Okay, Okay, let's get
to a Chris Cuomo. So Chris Cuomo's wife was in
their bedroom. I believe she was doing some yoga resume
room with some people, and then out behind their house
in the Hampton's it's all it's woods, right, trees out
(03:59):
of nowhere you see Chris Cuomo's bare ass outside the
house walking around. He's naked. Well, I'm thinking if you
live on acreage and and you're surrounded by trees and
you're outside, maybe he's maybe he's going to dive into
the pool or they have an outdoor shower. We just
don't know the full story, okay, but he's walking around naked,
(04:20):
and so you know, the world sees it. They did
a screenshot that Danielle was discussing earlier, right y, and
they took the video down, but the screenshot remains. So,
but why do you guys have a hard time with
a guy walking around naked outside his house? That I
just I'm very impressed by it, and I just have
(04:42):
a lot of questions because to me, naked is the
way I want to be doing almost nothing except one thing.
So like, I'm not gonna walk around outside naked. It
just doesn't seem comfortable. I don't want to swim naked.
I don't want to do anything naked. And you know
how I feel about people butt holing furniture and stuff
like that. So when I see these people just like
taking a little aboutside button naked, I'm like, what are
you doing? People can see you. I just gave you
(05:05):
some examples. What if he's swimming or yeah, why are
you swimming naked? Then you have friends over and then
they got to swim through your nakedness because you were
in here, Daniel, is it because you have kids that
you don't swim naked? Swimming naked? It is great, it's
your private property, I know. But then I feel like
(05:26):
and then I invite all my friends over and then
that I had been in the naked and then they
are swimming through. If you get out of the pool
and you sit down on one of your chairs, you're
butt holing your chairs. Then you then your friends come
over and they've got to sit in your butt hole chair. Right. Oh,
you guys are uptight. Weener water, especially when you're hot
(05:47):
outside in summer and you're sweaty and you just jump
in the pool. That's like hot. Nope, okay, Gandhi, Gandhi,
I thought you were smarter than that if you if
you have a swimsuit on or not, your weener, it's
gonna be weener water. But he goes through the swimsuit,
the swimsuits mask. No, it's not like a COVID mask.
(06:08):
What what Nate? Okay, you guys are all worried about
other people seeing you, especially seeing a naked man. I
don't care if anybody sees me naked as a man.
I don't want to get sunburned, and I don't want
to get master bites where I don't want things to
happen down there. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I
had sex in a pool one time in the middle
of the summer and during the day, and I swear
(06:29):
I got sunburned on my penis, and man, that you're
trying to put it in one of the jets in
the pool. No, I wasn't trying to have sex with
Are you sure sunburned and not another type of just
it was sunn trust me appeeled off. Okay, but wait
a minute, and I'm not talking about getting a sunburned penis.
(06:52):
I'm talking about a guy in his own private yard
walking around naked. Look, I am the last person on
this show that should be seen in public now a kid.
But if I'm on my own in my own yard
and there's fences up, it's me and nature. I want
to be outside in the pool naked. Why is it
a bad thing? You know why? You know why I
(07:12):
think people are having a problem with it. It's because
this is a decorated news person, right, It's not just
a person's he's known. He's a news anchor on CNN,
well known. So I think of any well known person,
whoever they are in life, are seen out in their
natural habitat naked. It's extra, you know, you know, eye popping,
(07:32):
I don't know, it's it's weird, which I really think
you guys have nothing else to talk about and worry
about today. I can't believe you have an issue with
someone who wants to be naked in the backyard. This
is insane. Just big was his backyard? Like, is there
a certain I think there should be a certain size
of a backyard you have to have in order to
(07:53):
water around naked? Because New York City, if he is
in the Hampton's, he probably has a very nice house
and it's acredge and you can see it's wooded behind
his I saw the woods, so I don't know. All right,
have we beat this horse? And I don't know? Do
be careful if you go to his house. You know
(08:14):
what you're sitting on. That's all the matters have, Like
outdoor showers, so you're gonna go, You're gonna work, so
you can take an outdoor I've said that three times now.
I wonder, though, did he want us to see his
butt because his wife was doing a yoga session like that?
He knows that, you know, people want to see him
(08:35):
because he's been in the news a lot more lately,
Like come on, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
Here and I'm gonna say something that could be very unpopular,
but here it goes. If I want to butt hole
my furniture, I'm gonna butt hole my furniture. It's you
should be able to butt hole your furniture. But I'm
just saying I would like to know who the people
(08:56):
are who butt hole their furniture. So when I go over,
I wear you want to see You want to trace
my bottle? You want to trace and nowhere it's been
hole tracing. I'd like you to sell report. Please don't
gandhi next time you come over to the house, don't
sit on that hole. That's what is for the Coulo
(09:21):
Nuts Network. All right, okay, so what else was on
our Listeces talking about? There was something else? Danielle went
to the story yesterday and bought hand sanitizer. Oh yeah,
where did you, Danielle? Where did you find hand sanitizer?
That's pet smart? There was a hand sanitizer, so I
(09:42):
guess no one thought to look there because they don't
normally sell that. So my son said, look says it.
Grab it. So we grabbed two bottles and we bought it.
And when we got to the car, I said, wait
a minute, are you sure we just put hand sanitizer?
And he goes, what do you mean? I go, because
we just bought it in the pet store. But it
says hand sanitizer, And I go, I don't think so,
I think it's for pet And he turns to me
(10:04):
and he's his mom, what pet do you know has hands?
And I felt like I felt so stupid raccoon. I
don't I don't think it's for them, but I felt
I felt like an idiot. But haven't you should actually
feel you should feel great about this because your kid
is learning how to give fun comebacks. And you learn
(10:26):
that from me because you because you are princess of
all that is sarcastic. Well, thank you, I guess. But
there are random places like that where you find hand sanitizer,
where you don't think. Everybody's thinking about the grocery store
and stuff like that. But I went to a hardware
story of the day Ace hardware store. They were loaded
with hand sanitizer. They have tons of it. People don't
(10:47):
think about that. I gotta find it. I haven't had
hand sanitizers since January. I don't even know what it
looks like. Wow, you know we haven't Yeah, Nate, what
I remember? When the pandemic started, Gandhi told all of
us and like in a hushed tone, she goes, hey, guys,
if you need toilet paper, go to bed bath and beyond.
Everybody's looking over bed bath and beyond. Go there for
(11:09):
toilet paper. So then I ran there, and of course
she was right. There was still toilet paper and bed
bath and beyond. Yeah, randomly, he's something that we haven't
talked about, but we should dive deep, is of course Garrett. Yes,
Garrett celebrated his anniversary yesterday here last night and they
were up late. I think we went to bed or
(11:32):
drink a lot on issues. Yeah, Garrett, Oh it was.
It was awesome and it was cool something we didn't
do in seven years. We went back and we watched
our wedding video because I think if we weren't in
pandemic mode, we wouldn't have watched it. So we're like
(11:52):
why not? So we watched it was it was like
watching a time capsule of of every everyone and things
from seven years ago versus today. So it was interesting
that that was a great wedding. That was a great party.
We had a lot of fun that night. Um, but
so celebrating like an intimate anniversary with the one you
(12:12):
love while you've been caged like animals for so long.
I mean, was that a good thing? Did you actually
enjoy it because of that a little bit? I think
it was. It was you definitely need something different in
your life from time to time, and I think last
night was was great because you didn't overthink it, because
we tend to like, oh we gotta do this and
this and overdo this. It was just simple. It was
(12:34):
it was just you know, simple, simple dinner that our
friend was kind enough to make for us because I
can't cook and I wasn't going to ask my wife
to cook on our anniversary, so he made it for us,
and we enjoyed some dinner, and we told the kids
to go to bed even though it was like an
hour before their bedtime. And yeah, we had some fun
good And then if you look at another couple on
the show, Froggy and Lisa, So, what did you guys
(12:56):
fight about last night? About me farting again? She was
She said that I was clap farting, whatever that is.
I don't really know how you do that, she said,
clapped from the wind goes. She wakes up in the
middle of the night. She goes, would you cut it out?
You're clap farting. I'm like, I don't even know what
(13:17):
that is. And maybe it wasn't me, Maybe it's you.
You know what you said, you said, you know what
I was standing up and giving you a standing ovation.
I stood up and crapped, I mean clapped whatever. She
hears things in her sleep every night. A new argument
at the Foggy House. All right, well, this is our
(13:42):
second back to school version of the fifteen Minute Morning
Show podcast. Does anyone have anything else they want to
bring up before they run us out of town? Never
celebrated Donald Duck Day. Today is Donald Duck Day, and
I you know, did nobody acknowledged it? Happy Donald Duck Day? Yeah,
how would you like us to celebrate? One's going to
(14:03):
do their impression? That's good, very good. Good. Nope, that's
all you're getting. Leave them wanting more, as they say,
all right, we have thirty seconds left. Anyone, I'm out.
(14:23):
You can wrap it up? Can we just? Can we
just leave? All right? Thank you for joining us for
our fifteen minute morning show podcast. Have a blessed day,
won't you? Happy Donald Duck Day to you. Fifteen minute
Morning Show
Fine represents show. Here we go. It's episode two of
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Uh two point oh. Anyway,
(00:21):
So here in our zoom room, it's Froggy and Gandhi
and Danielle and Scary and Straighten Eate and of course Garrett.
There's no Brody because we have a rule. If we
can't see you in the zoom room, you cannot be
on this podcast. I think, does we want to chime
in on that rule? I'm totally in favor. It feels
(00:42):
very weird being able to see all of you, but
then knowing that there's an outside force just listening and lurking.
I feel like when I was little and my dad
used to pick up the phone and bomb my phone
conversations with people. Yeah, exactly. No, you need to be
seen in our zoom room so we can have Uh
well that's the whole point we're getting together. What do
you think, Garrett? I'm all for for this rule, but
(01:02):
I'm not looking forward to the text after Brodie listens
to this podcast, because we all know it's coming. I
told him we're recording the podcast. Now jump on or
jump off. Well here's the thing, Uh, Brody should actually
want to do this. It's actually, you know, slowly merging
(01:22):
back into traffic. I mean, we've got to get back
from this pandemic bull crap, and this is one way.
He needs to be a part of the room. He
needs to be here to watch us, and we need
to see him. What do you think. We've had so
many people join our zoom room. Katie Perry was in
our zoom room. The Governor of New Jersey was in
our zoom room. We've had multiple people. They've all had
no problems coming into our zoom room and being a
(01:44):
part of what we're doing. They're not saying you can't
see me, so Brody can't be seen. He doesn't need
to be in him. I think there's something else at
play here, and I think it him in his underwear
or not wanting to be seen. I think this entire
time it's been a sham. He he's been in his pool.
He's been in his pool. He loves that pool more
than life. So I think he has his little bluetooth
(02:06):
in his ear and he's sitting there listening on on
Hold and he's in his pool for four hours. We
will never know. There's there's some fishing, but I must say,
I wish whatever odd thing is forcing him to not
want to join us visually in our in our zoom room.
I hope he works it out, because it really is
(02:28):
for his benefit of hours for him to be back
in here with us. I miss Brodie. I'm missing. Maybe
he's naked like Chris Cuomo was in that picture that
we saw. Okay, let's talk about is he signing on.
I don't see him signing. Let me see here him.
Now we're hanging up because you hear me, I don't
(02:51):
see you. Yeah, but we don't see you. Yeah, that's
the way I do this. Change the rules you have
you have to be seen in the zoom where you
can't be on the podcast. Why don't you just turn
your camera on and be a part of it right now? No,
(03:13):
you said that yesterday. You can't. I'm sorry. We need
to see you. We want you to be a go Okay,
go hook it up. Go go to drop them, go
go go. I just dropped one. Okay, slow, scary, I'll
just remove you from our lives and its Brody has
(03:37):
gone away. It's for his owner. Okay, Okay, let's get
to a Chris Cuomo. So Chris Cuomo's wife was in
their bedroom. I believe she was doing some yoga resume
room with some people, and then out behind their house
in the Hampton's it's all it's woods, right, trees out
(03:59):
of nowhere you see Chris Cuomo's bare ass outside the
house walking around. He's naked. Well, I'm thinking if you
live on acreage and and you're surrounded by trees and
you're outside, maybe he's maybe he's going to dive into
the pool or they have an outdoor shower. We just
don't know the full story, okay, but he's walking around naked,
(04:20):
and so you know, the world sees it. They did
a screenshot that Danielle was discussing earlier, right y, and
they took the video down, but the screenshot remains. So,
but why do you guys have a hard time with
a guy walking around naked outside his house? That I
just I'm very impressed by it, and I just have
(04:42):
a lot of questions because to me, naked is the
way I want to be doing almost nothing except one thing.
So like, I'm not gonna walk around outside naked. It
just doesn't seem comfortable. I don't want to swim naked.
I don't want to do anything naked. And you know
how I feel about people butt holing furniture and stuff
like that. So when I see these people just like
taking a little aboutside button naked, I'm like, what are
you doing? People can see you. I just gave you
(05:05):
some examples. What if he's swimming or yeah, why are
you swimming naked? Then you have friends over and then
they got to swim through your nakedness because you were
in here, Daniel, is it because you have kids that
you don't swim naked? Swimming naked? It is great, it's
your private property, I know. But then I feel like
(05:26):
and then I invite all my friends over and then
that I had been in the naked and then they
are swimming through. If you get out of the pool
and you sit down on one of your chairs, you're
butt holing your chairs. Then you then your friends come
over and they've got to sit in your butt hole chair. Right. Oh,
you guys are uptight. Weener water, especially when you're hot
(05:47):
outside in summer and you're sweaty and you just jump
in the pool. That's like hot. Nope, okay, Gandhi, Gandhi,
I thought you were smarter than that if you if
you have a swimsuit on or not, your weener, it's
gonna be weener water. But he goes through the swimsuit,
the swimsuits mask. No, it's not like a COVID mask.
(06:08):
What what Nate? Okay, you guys are all worried about
other people seeing you, especially seeing a naked man. I
don't care if anybody sees me naked as a man.
I don't want to get sunburned, and I don't want
to get master bites where I don't want things to
happen down there. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I
had sex in a pool one time in the middle
of the summer and during the day, and I swear
(06:29):
I got sunburned on my penis, and man, that you're
trying to put it in one of the jets in
the pool. No, I wasn't trying to have sex with
Are you sure sunburned and not another type of just
it was sunn trust me appeeled off. Okay, but wait
a minute, and I'm not talking about getting a sunburned penis.
(06:52):
I'm talking about a guy in his own private yard
walking around naked. Look, I am the last person on
this show that should be seen in public now a kid.
But if I'm on my own in my own yard
and there's fences up, it's me and nature. I want
to be outside in the pool naked. Why is it
a bad thing? You know why? You know why I
(07:12):
think people are having a problem with it. It's because
this is a decorated news person, right, It's not just
a person's he's known. He's a news anchor on CNN,
well known. So I think of any well known person,
whoever they are in life, are seen out in their
natural habitat naked. It's extra, you know, you know, eye popping,
(07:32):
I don't know, it's it's weird, which I really think
you guys have nothing else to talk about and worry
about today. I can't believe you have an issue with
someone who wants to be naked in the backyard. This
is insane. Just big was his backyard? Like, is there
a certain I think there should be a certain size
of a backyard you have to have in order to
(07:53):
water around naked? Because New York City, if he is
in the Hampton's, he probably has a very nice house
and it's acredge and you can see it's wooded behind
his I saw the woods, so I don't know. All right,
have we beat this horse? And I don't know? Do
be careful if you go to his house. You know
(08:14):
what you're sitting on. That's all the matters have, Like
outdoor showers, so you're gonna go, You're gonna work, so
you can take an outdoor I've said that three times now.
I wonder, though, did he want us to see his
butt because his wife was doing a yoga session like that?
He knows that, you know, people want to see him
(08:35):
because he's been in the news a lot more lately,
Like come on, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
Here and I'm gonna say something that could be very unpopular,
but here it goes. If I want to butt hole
my furniture, I'm gonna butt hole my furniture. It's you
should be able to butt hole your furniture. But I'm
just saying I would like to know who the people
(08:56):
are who butt hole their furniture. So when I go over,
I wear you want to see You want to trace
my bottle? You want to trace and nowhere it's been
hole tracing. I'd like you to sell report. Please don't
gandhi next time you come over to the house, don't
sit on that hole. That's what is for the Coulo
(09:21):
Nuts Network. All right, okay, so what else was on
our Listeces talking about? There was something else? Danielle went
to the story yesterday and bought hand sanitizer. Oh yeah,
where did you, Danielle? Where did you find hand sanitizer?
That's pet smart? There was a hand sanitizer, so I
(09:42):
guess no one thought to look there because they don't
normally sell that. So my son said, look says it.
Grab it. So we grabbed two bottles and we bought it.
And when we got to the car, I said, wait
a minute, are you sure we just put hand sanitizer?
And he goes, what do you mean? I go, because
we just bought it in the pet store. But it
says hand sanitizer, And I go, I don't think so,
I think it's for pet And he turns to me
(10:04):
and he's his mom, what pet do you know has hands?
And I felt like I felt so stupid raccoon. I
don't I don't think it's for them, but I felt
I felt like an idiot. But haven't you should actually
feel you should feel great about this because your kid
is learning how to give fun comebacks. And you learn
(10:26):
that from me because you because you are princess of
all that is sarcastic. Well, thank you, I guess. But
there are random places like that where you find hand sanitizer,
where you don't think. Everybody's thinking about the grocery store
and stuff like that. But I went to a hardware
story of the day Ace hardware store. They were loaded
with hand sanitizer. They have tons of it. People don't
(10:47):
think about that. I gotta find it. I haven't had
hand sanitizers since January. I don't even know what it
looks like. Wow, you know we haven't Yeah, Nate, what
I remember? When the pandemic started, Gandhi told all of
us and like in a hushed tone, she goes, hey, guys,
if you need toilet paper, go to bed bath and beyond.
Everybody's looking over bed bath and beyond. Go there for
(11:09):
toilet paper. So then I ran there, and of course
she was right. There was still toilet paper and bed
bath and beyond. Yeah, randomly, he's something that we haven't
talked about, but we should dive deep, is of course Garrett. Yes,
Garrett celebrated his anniversary yesterday here last night and they
were up late. I think we went to bed or
(11:32):
drink a lot on issues. Yeah, Garrett, Oh it was.
It was awesome and it was cool something we didn't
do in seven years. We went back and we watched
our wedding video because I think if we weren't in
pandemic mode, we wouldn't have watched it. So we're like
(11:52):
why not? So we watched it was it was like
watching a time capsule of of every everyone and things
from seven years ago versus today. So it was interesting
that that was a great wedding. That was a great party.
We had a lot of fun that night. Um, but
so celebrating like an intimate anniversary with the one you
(12:12):
love while you've been caged like animals for so long.
I mean, was that a good thing? Did you actually
enjoy it because of that a little bit? I think
it was. It was you definitely need something different in
your life from time to time, and I think last
night was was great because you didn't overthink it, because
we tend to like, oh we gotta do this and
this and overdo this. It was just simple. It was
(12:34):
it was just you know, simple, simple dinner that our
friend was kind enough to make for us because I
can't cook and I wasn't going to ask my wife
to cook on our anniversary, so he made it for us,
and we enjoyed some dinner, and we told the kids
to go to bed even though it was like an
hour before their bedtime. And yeah, we had some fun
good And then if you look at another couple on
the show, Froggy and Lisa, So, what did you guys
(12:56):
fight about last night? About me farting again? She was
She said that I was clap farting, whatever that is.
I don't really know how you do that, she said,
clapped from the wind goes. She wakes up in the
middle of the night. She goes, would you cut it out?
You're clap farting. I'm like, I don't even know what
(13:17):
that is. And maybe it wasn't me, Maybe it's you.
You know what you said, you said, you know what
I was standing up and giving you a standing ovation.
I stood up and crapped, I mean clapped whatever. She
hears things in her sleep every night. A new argument
at the Foggy House. All right, well, this is our
(13:42):
second back to school version of the fifteen Minute Morning
Show podcast. Does anyone have anything else they want to
bring up before they run us out of town? Never
celebrated Donald Duck Day. Today is Donald Duck Day, and
I you know, did nobody acknowledged it? Happy Donald Duck Day? Yeah,
how would you like us to celebrate? One's going to
(14:03):
do their impression? That's good, very good. Good. Nope, that's
all you're getting. Leave them wanting more, as they say,
all right, we have thirty seconds left. Anyone, I'm out.
(14:23):
You can wrap it up? Can we just? Can we
just leave? All right? Thank you for joining us for
our fifteen minute morning show podcast. Have a blessed day,
won't you? Happy Donald Duck Day to you. Fifteen minute
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