May 18, 2020 • 37 mins
We talked to our listener oliver who was becoming a citizen today! Skeery just learned not to call Danielle a 'Benny'
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You thought you had rid yourself of us. Well, sorry,
we're here for another hour to irritate the living crap
out of you. So we call it the Bonus Hour
right here at ZE one. Thank you for listening. No
matter where you are, you can listen to us. Uh well,
I don't have to tell you how you can listen
because you're listening now. That would be stupid. Yeah, Max,
Max just walking and he's ready for He's ready for
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the Bonus Hour. So we we put it out there, guys,
Danielle and Gandhi. I'd asked the world, Hey, text and
what song you want us to start the hour with.
Someone from Eric code eight one four suggested Stereo MCS
and connected hit it Scary. What a great song? Right, Yeah,
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you know this is a good Monday song. You don't
want anything too fast, too furious. You want something a
little more deliberate. This is sexy stereo MCS kicking off
our Bonus hour of something You're gonna get my Something's
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gonna get my sun kind. I ain't gonna gonna love
the light ways replace that through you, through you, I
see through you, I see you die tred you may
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send you see true you see through. I'm gonna I'm
gonna take it. You gotta do Sunday. It ain't right Riday.
You gotta do right. Come on, if you may shut
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your game accent the ride d on the wall, but
in your minds a black ta stambo you my ball,
start you right ball, stop me in my far ain't
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gonna go b I'm gonna get myself. I'm gonna get myself.
I'm gonna get myself connected. I ain't gonna go bline
for the light that is reflected again. Yet they got
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it again. I want to do they get? I wanna
do they get. I want to do it the gat tafia,
I ain't gonna go blind, ain't gonna gonna blinea car
we god man shot. Y'all gonna act the ride ends
on the hard, but they ain't gonna make said. Somebody
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in my ball, stop me in my bone, stop with you,
my boy, and stay the stay in one you so
try open up y'all in my bed bad and you
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can't see the gaping ya want to go way again.
I'm going to know I do again. I want to
do it again. Come on, I'm gonna do it again.
Terrified by sunny that right, all right, we got gone
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to make sure y'all got at the right level the
wall like jumper and they stop bu my bat breaking
see one hundreds. That sounds great, does it? Stereo MC connected,
I love it. I love it. Well here it is
the Bonus Hour on one. You know, Mary Lou is
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calling from Arizona. They're sitting in a parking lot, and
I bet you're wondering, why is Mary Lou in a
parking lot in Arizona calling Z one? D Uh, You're
about to do something really cool with your husband, Oliver.
You want to talk about it, Mary Lou? Yeah, we
are actually, uh, sitting in a parking lot between a
Mini mar and the post office waiting for my husband
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to become a US citizen. Oh how cool is that cool?
Where is Oliver from? He is from Canada, so he's
our neighbor to the north, and we love our neative
We love our neighbors to the north and south. We
love all our neighbors well. So I bet, I bet
Oliver knows more about the US than we do. You
know what I'm saying. I mean, did did he take
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to the big test? We had to answer all the
questions of Senators and Justice of the Piece and stuff.
What does he know? Do? We trust him him very much.
He's a very smart guy, very smart. This supposed to
be a very very This must be a very very
touching day for you guys. This is a major, major event. Yes,
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he was just supposed to happen back in March, but
because of covid um they canceled it and rescheduled it
for right now. So, wo have you ever asked Oliver
why he wants to become a citizen of the Year.
I have not, but I do know you should ask him.
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They want to know why do you want to be
a US c Hi? Oliver? Hello, Hello, So I thought
it was about time to become a citizen. Oh you've
been You've been breathing our oxygen. Now you feel like
you should become one of us. I think rate exactly.
I think it's a bold move and obviously you're doing
it for some fantastic reasons. I'm so happy. I'm happy
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for us. We have a new citizen everyone, Oliver. Yea
welcome over reason to celebrate you guys, enjoy the day, Okay,
thank you, alright, We're proud of you. Thank you. Mary
Lou you guys have a great day. See you know what,
we're all looking for reasons to celebrate. And okay, when
when this all went down, that was really close to St.
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Patrick's Day, do you remember that? And everyone was really
upset because they couldn't go out and celebrate. They wanted
to celebrate, you know, all things Irish. And then of
course spring break and now graduation season. These are the
things that people really do want to celebrate because we
we love celebrating, we love being happy, and milestones and
benchmarks and this and that. Um so the have a
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reason to celebrate. Oliver's he's a new citizen. Look at God,
she looks like she's not ready to celebrate. Really, you
have a look on your face. To you, you look
like you're over it? Are you over it? Gandhi? No,
I think I'm still in it. You're in it? What
about you, Danielle? How are you doing? I'm still in it.
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Let's let's go a foggy seems happy. We all seemed
generally fine, right, I have nothing to complain about at all?
I have note of these are are are are hours
of a day where you get a little depressed, You
get a little down, and I try to think about
the ways that I'm lucky in the things that I'm
blessed to have, and the things that I'm still blessed
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to be able to do when I take myself out
of that right, I was looking up in all my
photos on my iPhone, going all the way back to
the very beginning of this, and all the pictures of
food we've taken and all the things. This is the funny,
stupid crap we've done, and we had to capture it,
you know, Alex and I get drunk and trust like
Santa Claus and put on a show. I mean, we
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really have done so much. I think it would be
a waste not to look back at all your photos
and all your posts over these past three months or
two months, whatever it is, and uh and and look
at how you our lives have changed, and sometimes for
the better. What's that scary? I'm happy, but I'm starting
to get restless as the weather gets better here in
the area. I'm really starting to like Axis right now,
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he's over it. I'm trying so hard to like you know.
You know, I'm still playing by the rules. I'm not
being reckless, but I'm starting to open my valve a
little bit, if you know what I'm saying. Oh, it's
time to open the valve and let the s of
New York bark in the background. There is no you're
not alone scary. I mean no, there are a lot
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of people who are just so so so Hey, Alex,
can you get Max. Here's the thing, here's the thing.
Dogs do what dogs do? You know what I mean,
He's being a dog. They bark at things to you know,
to let you know they're keeping an eye on things.
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That's what. I can't get mad at them. Anyway. A
lot of people are very crusty right now and very
very very brittle. And uh, you know, we're fine, We're good.
If you need us, you know, just lean lean on,
listen to our show. We'll have some fun talk about
a bunch of nothing for five hours and then we're
done for the day. Yea. But yeah, Foggy seems very happy.
Look at him yawning. Are we boring you? No? No, no,
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I just I'm not sleeping very well. Like I'm doing okay,
like emotionally and physically and mentally, but I'm just not
sleeping well. And I feel like a lot of people
are saying they're not sleeping well during this time. It's true. Yeah,
my sleep patterns just completely off. Like I I'll go
to sleep at one o'clock in the morning, get up
at four thirty and do this, and then I want
to take a nap in the middle of the day.
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It's just stupid. Wake up, have a day, and at
night you look at the clock and it's like it's
bedtime and you can't really think of what you did,
but the whole day is gone. Yes, I didn't do
anything over Yeah, I woke up this morning, like what
did I do yesterday? So I went to look at
my text messages and I didn't really do anything. We
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said we had a fun weekend, though, we had a
great weekend. Asked me what we did what? I don't know.
I have no idea, no clue at all. We did it,
but I don't know what it was. How are you
doing straight, Nate? You hanging in there. I'm doing good.
I I actually what Froggy said. I'm I'm so glad
that he said that, because there's I haven't been sleeping well,
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there's there's there's times I wake up from a nap
in the afternoon. I have no clue what day it is,
and I realized, what did I What the hell did
I do today? I didn't do anything. I got up,
I went to work, I made some food, and I
went back to bed. I got up and I did
it all over again. So it's so nice to know
that everybody is going through the same exact thing we are,
and some of us are handling it better than others.
Now here's another thing that's driving me a little nuts
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about me. I've I've disappointed myself. Typically if I'm on
the news or I'm you know, traveling around the Worldwide
Web looking for news and stuff. If I see something bling,
like someone becoming unhinged and screaming at you know, people
behind the counter at the fast food place whatever. I
don't watch those videos. I don't. I don't like to
see them. I don't like to see people lose it,
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because a lot of people are losing it right now.
But yesterday I found two or three videos, and I
had to go back and watch them again. I was
intrigued by how by how awful people can be, I
mean awful. This one lady walked into a Verizon story
and started screaming about how the guy was the devil
and shrieking, and everyone that was in the stores like, lady,
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are you okay? And she was just the worst a
human being could be? And so what did I do?
I went back. I went back and watched it twice more. Well, no,
I'm not I'm not enjoying what I'm seeing. It makes
me sad that people act like that, you know, especially
you don't sit there and you go, no, this can't
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be real, are you? Are you kidding? This is not
the time to be ragging on anyone out there in
the open or you know, strangers working retail. But this
is no time to be mean to anyone that we're
all going through a lunch of crap right now. We're all,
you know, a mess, and some more than others, you know,
I don't know. Nate's yelling at me. He's you. I mean,
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what you're saying is way more important than what I'm
typing right now and telling you to do. But no,
I think, yeah, we we we can do three things here.
We got plenty of time, right, go for it, right? Okay?
Well thank you straighten Ate. You know, for someone who
hasn't murdered someone in a while, you're holding on. Okay,
hard to murder people when you can't be around anybody. Damn. Yeah,
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you know, in order to murder someone, you'll have to
get within six feet unless you shoot from across the room.
What's scary. You know people are noticing a drastic improvement
because the text just came in that said that we've
come a long way from broadcasting from Home day one
where there was that ringing connection and then we then
we dropped out. I'm really bad at first, but now
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you know, you can't even you guys are not in
the studio, and I hate that. I I thought we
had more fun when everything just craped the bag. Want no, no,
it has to be come on every now and then.
It still craps the bed, not like those first few
days that was a mountain of like fecal matter in
the bed. All right, nobody Darth Vader in months. Yeah,
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I know we're doing for that. Okay, give us three things, Ganda,
you're wrong, alright. Alternate side of the street parking is
back in effect this week so that crews can clean
up streets that haven't seen street sweepers and more than
a month. The parking rules are expected to be relaxed
again next week. This pandemic has led to the longest
parking regulation suspension in city history. Marida Blasio says city
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beaches will not be open for Memorial Day weekends since
it's still not safe to have large crowds gathering. Beaches
in New Jersey will reopen next weekend, but as for
New York, the mayor says people can walk on the
sand was social distancing, but no one is allowed to
go swimming. The mayor warned that if people violate these rules,
fences could go up and police will control entry points.
And finally, let's give it up a little bit. First,
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Stop and Shop, which supposedly donated over sixteen tons of
food to people in need in Westchester County. They gave rice, tomato, sauce, milk,
can vegetables, mac and cheese, and pantry workers believe that
there could be close to four hundred thousand people in
the county who actually need help right now. Putting meals
on the table so great. We love that. And those
are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi. We'll take a break.
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We're back after this with more. The Bonus Hour. You're
listening to a bonus hour of Elvis Toran in the
show here's Elvis see one hundred of bonus hour. I
don't know you were saying yesterday, we're gonna get a
lot of rain today. It looks sunny out here in
beautiful hundred and County, New Jersey. Scary, what's going on?
Oh No, it's gonna be a mix of sun and
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clouds today, and same thing Tomorrow is gonna be a
sunny day too. We're gonna see a high near seventy
this afternoon, sixty five tomorrow. Beautiful right now, Well, hold,
let me let me get Daniel's let me get her
weather forecast, because I'm just, I'm just I can't believe
you're wrong, scary, and you're you originally said rain tonight,
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rain on Friday night, and it was a beautiful evening.
It never rained anywhere, It didn't call for it. They
said possible, the reliable We're like Kermit the frog drinking tea.
Why do you guys just go on and on back.
It got to the point where the reliable news sources
(15:35):
even said there was a possibility of hell, and then
you went back and edited your reports. Social pressure. That's
all right, okay, you two, okay, okay, let's talk, Okay,
it turned out to be. Anyway, I see a beautiful
day for me at least where I am in beautiful
Hunterdon County, New Jersey. Thank you. Okay, so let's talk
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about some things going on. Let's talk about beaches. Okay, So,
Governor Cuomo, he's opening state beaches, right, is that right?
But leaving it to the municipalities and counties to decide
what they want to do on a local level, which
is why Okay, so Mayor Mayor to Blasio is saying, no,
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we're not ready to open up cities beaches. Here's the problem,
and I agree with Scary on this. People aren't smart.
They're gonna go to the beach anyway. There's no bathrooms
to use, so they're gonna be pean and bottles and
crapping in the in the dunes. There's people gonna be
out there swimming in the ocean, shark infested waters, and
we have no we have no lifeguards. So the city
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is not providing anything. They're saying you can run down
the beach, but don't go on the water. But people
are gonna do it anyway. That's the way they are, right, right,
So Scary wants to send a tweet to the mayor saying,
dear Mr Mayor, open the beaches so people can have
restrooms and lifeguards so they don't piss and snapple bottles
and drown. Just the truth. Regardless of how you might feel,
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you know, the outcome is going to be people on
these beaches. So he needs to make the decision to
open them so the services can come back and handle
the issues, get the lifeguards out there, get the get
the concessions, whatever it needs to happen, because I'm telling you,
you don't want people, you don't want closed bathrooms. So
that's my feeling. As as as no, no, no, no.
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You're in New Yorker. You've been around here long enough.
You know how people are around here. They're gonna want
to go to the beach now now, So Jersey beaches
are going to be open for more of the weekend. Right,
So Danielle is all mad because for the first time
in history, New Yorkers actually want to go to New
Jersey York. You guys on my Jersey for how long.
(17:44):
I mean, I'm originally from New York, but I live
in Jersey now and now you all want to come
to Jersey now, you want them to come there now,
because now you're gonna bring the cooties to Jersey. Well, listen,
we got enough cooties in Jersey. Were any more cooties
when you first moved? When you moved to New York,
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didn't you see how New Yorkers always look down their
noses at Jersey. It's they think that all New Jersey
is exactly what is right there on the turnpike, and
it's not. And we all know that. You know this
is I have a home here, I have no New Jersey.
It's a beautiful, beautiful place. But New Yorkers typically jery Sure,
why would we do that? Well, guess what, because they're open.
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Now we're going to see what you're all about. You
to New York. When I was first looking for apartments,
everybody was telling me Jersey City, Jersey City, Jersey City is.
Where is that? One person on the show said, no,
you don't want to live in Jersey. I won't say
who that is. But I won't say who it is.
They might they might host the show. I don't know.
They might have a house in Jersey and they might
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have still said, oh, you don't want to live in Jersey.
You know what? I said was. What I said was
if you're if you have an opportunity when you first
moved to New York to have a career here, it's
great to live in New York City. That's what I said.
That's what I meant. I remember, you don't want to
live in it runs with me, all right? All Right,
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Nate lives in Connecticut. Now, no one cares about don't.
Don't forget. I lived in New York City for like
six years and I didn't drive to New Jersey. I
drove through New Jersey. So I'm sorry about that. But
but if you lived in New York right now and
my Jersey store always open, you know your ass would be.
I don't want to hear it, all right. I want
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to switch gears about something else that's going on in
New York City. Caroline is online. She loves the Bonus Hour.
You're stuck at home right now? What are you doing
at home? And not go start crazy? Hey, I am
having a couple of coffee right now listening to you guys,
you're you're you're an actor, right, I am, Yes, so
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so many of our friends who work in the industry
on Broadway, off Broadway, not only the people you see
on the stage, but all the musicians and all the
all the tech people and people who everyone. So many
people have lost their jobs where they for now. So
you know, they announced Caroline that rather than doing you know,
they can't do the uh, the the awards, the tone,
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so they're going to do a sing along version of
the movie Grease. Wells no see. But Broadway people are
really piste off because they're like, can't you get creative
and come up with Broadway like some award Tony Awards
moments passed that would like make a great show. They
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really want to honor and applaud everyone in the community.
They think, Yeah, I don't know, how do you feel
about that as an actor? Um? No, I can see that.
I actually didn't even hear about the Grease thing. I
feel a little out of the loop on that one. Um.
But you know that's that's the whole part of me
(21:05):
not reading my emails right now. It's terrible. But yeah,
I mean I think it should definitely be something that
celebrates the community and everyone that's involved in it. I
mean for sure, because there's so many people that are
part of that that you don't even get to see
that works so hard. Now what about you as an actor?
I mean you're you're starting to think ahead, like how
do I get back in the game? I mean, what's next?
(21:26):
I mean what do you do as an actor? You're
sitting at home going Yeah, you know, people have actually
been asking other actors. You know, is anyone doing self
tapes right now? Is a lot of steff teap going
on for auditions, um, but when it comes to theater,
you know, I do both. I'd like to. I'm in film,
TV and theater. But with the theater stuff, there's no
self teaping going on right now. From what I on
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my end, I haven't seen it. Um. So it's just
kind of like, Okay, when are we going to start
up again? And one of the shows I currently work
on just doing some background stuffort you know, as a psychic,
there's they be shooting hospitals, so you know, what are
you sop or the hospital is gonna be back open
again and for us to have those floors and do
I even want to go back to that? So exactly
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everything changed. Hey, look Caroly, our friends at Sweet Pete
have given us a nice fun budget, and uh, they
want us to hand out some cash to friends, so
we can make sure you're out there. You know, if
you want to drop five dollars on a new whatever, here,
we're gonna give you a five dollar gift card thanks
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to sweet Pee. Oh my god, thank you so much.
It's crazy. I was just trying to talk to you
guys and say thank you for what you do. No, no, look,
you know what you do for a living? Is? I
love it? Were intrigued by everyone in the in the uh,
the community that you're in, acting, theater, live performances, um TV,
all of it. And our friends at sweet Pea, they're like,
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they're so cool. They're like, hey, when you meet some
people that may need a little extra whatever, to give
it to them. So there you go. What else you
love about Sweet Pea? Gandhi? Okay, So if you are
home for quarantine and you're looking to talk to somebody,
sweep Pee is a dating app, but it's not all
about swiping. It's about creating conversation and more meaningful connections
with people. So you'll have all kinds of different questions
you can talk to each other about. Their whole thing
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is it's a social app for the socially distant, and
that by the time you go on your first date,
it'll feel like your third because you've made such good connections.
So it's really big in New York right now. You
should try it out. Maybe not you, Elvis, but other
people should try it out. I'm really pushing it all
my friends right now. Okay, well, enjoy the and again,
sweet Pee, we we thank you for being our partner. Uh,
and there you go. Best of luck to you, even
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though all right, hold on one second, hold on, uh,
let's we haven't gone around the room today. Should we
take a break and do that? Coming up? What do
you want to do? Straight name, Let's take a break.
We'll do that. We'll do Danielle and then we'll you know,
play a song and whatever. Danielle and having a fight
because Apple, I'm nting him right now, okay, Danielle O.
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Danielle's calling is the pot that's calling the kettle black.
She lives in North Jersey, but she's saying, hey, Benny's
don't go to the Jersey Shore. Danielle is a Benny
by definition because the people that live at the Jersey
Shore mommoth Ocean County, and those people, hold on, I
can't hear Danielle people are scary. Did you turn daniel off?
If can make your point, she's on, hold on, hold on,
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hold on. You're reading, you're reading the text messages. You
had no idea what the word Benny even meant until
people star excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, until people
started texting in who called me yesterday and asked me
to help him get a rental in La Vallette. So
I don't even want to hear it. I'm Benny, Benny,
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myself admitted. Benny. Benny stands for both Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark,
New York. That's the old school terminology. I am a Benny.
But Danielle, you've gotta come to the realization. So are you.
You live in Bergen County, you are a Benny. Let
me just tell you something. Jer I'm from New Jersey.
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I don't. I'm from the Bronx originally. Now I live
in New Jersey, Benny, whatever the f and whatever, I don't.
I am living in New Jersey, whether it's down the shore,
whether it's Bergen County level servile. I don't give a crop. Okay,
all right, let me tell you you can shove that
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up your ass. I'm just the last word. We are scary, Danielle.
Danielle tomorrow. Please can we please play this second? Morrow?
Scary just like under your skin? You're good. She had
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the last word. We gotta take a break. We'll be
back after. You're listening to a bonus hour of Elvis
Durrand and This morning Show. Thank you guys for doing
this every morning years. Elvis. See one that Terry Lee
doing the traffic? Is she carry Lee? Is she okay? Okay? Um?
Where I know she's in a helicopter? I don't know.
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I didn't know we had we could afford a helicopter
in this time, In these times, anyway, people are still
texting in. They were listening to one listening to the
argument between Scary and Danielle, which was sort of interesting.
Most people are siding with Danielle on this one. Scary,
you gotta be honest with you. Thank you, sc sc
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Scared miss some music. Let's go round the room. Let's
see what's on the mines of your colleagues. We'll start
with you, Danielle. What's on your mind? What else is
on your mind? So I was watching um Hoarders over
the weekend, and oh my gosh, Danny get you right
in the beginning, this was this was the one on Netflix,
Like you know, they have all the different ones, And
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just as you think you're done, they just show you
mess in the house of the next episode and you're
looked and you just stay there to watch them. And
just when you think the one house couldn't be worse
than the house in the last episode, it's worse for
the next episode. And I love how Danielle is talking
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about hoarders. But look look at the background in the basement.
She's got more'n a hoarding basement. It's organized, it's old games.
Those are board games. Guys. You see you have some
times of fun of my house games. Okay, I'm I'm
a hoarder. I'm a happy I'm a happy horder. Uh
scary today, I think we've we've jumped the shark on
zoom room hangouts and what you want to do in
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the room, because it's started with the happy hour and
that's great, have a drink, but it's now moved on
to zoom room brunches and birthday parties. But hold on,
even works steak dinners. I'm sorry, but I'm not going
to cook a steak dinner with eight courses and sit
in front of my computer and eat. It's weird. So
I kind of joined them after they finished their dinner,
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and I kind of cheated because I'm supposed to do
that on Saturday night. I tell you that Z one
hundred zoom room. That was amazing. I I it was
great going in, but after I left, all the Z
one people from way back we're filing in. It was
good to see Rich Davis and oh my god, Wilson
the cleaning guy. I missed. I miss seeing Wilson the
clean But Danielle went through. Carolina came in for a while, right,
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Carol Bermuda and great great team was in for a while.
Great kid Kelly on the Home Fresh. Anyway, next time
you do one of those things, I want to pop
in again. It was great hanging out with the historical
figures from the days of Hey, um frog, you, what's
up with you today? In my house, you absolutely cannot
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watch anything on television that has a dog in it.
If there is a dog on the screen at anytime,
my two idiots go absolutely eight crap, try to hop
up on top of the counter underneath television and want
to destroy it. And so you said, last night, we're
trying to watch the I was flipping through channels. The
Beverly Hills Dog Show was on. You they go through
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the television and they start looking on the sides to
see where the dogs are walking to off the screen, like,
we gotta get it off. So you can't watch any
dog movies or dog any commercial, nothing with dogs. As
soon as you think your dogs are smart, they do
they do stuff like that. You're like, I don't know,
They're stupid. Not that with you. I cannot get enough
(29:25):
of Ninety Day Fiance. I was a little bit behind
on this current season, which Danielle has been talking about
over and over, and I am just now starting to
catch up. My god, it is a combination of like
The Bachelor, Catfish, my six Pound Life, and Survivor all
rolled into one, and the dating show, and it's crazy.
I cannot wait to get to the end of it.
There's so many questions I have, But like I told
(29:47):
you guys before, the worst part is my boyfriend keeps
skipping ahead of me and then sitting next to me,
ruining all of it. So I gotta kick him out
of my area for this because it's driving me insane.
It's all my list. I'm gonna start watching this ninety
Day Fiance crap and this season I need a really
bad show to watch. I mean, other than watching you
guys in this zoom room. This is a bad show.
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This is that I'm I'm kidding Daniel. Let's get into
the final Daniel Report of the day on z one
hund during the bonus power What do you have going on? Microphone?
Is getting really weird, by the way, is it? It
always happens at this time of day. As we were
saying before, Uh, they are not going to be showing
obviously the Tony Awards this year because the Tony's are
(30:28):
not happening. So instead they're gonna show a Grease sing
along and a lot of Broadway Broadway actors and actresses
are not happy about it. They're like, well, can you
do something else, Like maybe you could show retrospective of
past great Tony performances and speeches or something else. I'm
wondering if they could actually take some of the people
that are on Broadway right now and put them into
(30:50):
the Grease sing along or something, or at least do
something to represent the people that are on the stage
right now that the great ones of today. You know,
I don't know. They have to do some thing though,
you know they have to be playing a grease to
sing along. I mean someone actually said grease is the turd.
They're just really, they're mad they weren't something that is
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more appropriate that honors the men and women who have
been working for years and this is their their life,
this is their love, you know, the theater and playing
a grease sing along and maybe it maybe greatest hits
of the Tony's I mean, something, just something else, I
don't know what. So Bradley Cooper has dropped thirteen and
a half million dollars in cash on a New York
City brownstone. This is right before the pandemic hit, so
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he spent millions more apparently renovating it. And the people
are saying now that he regrets it because the bills
are piling up and that the property could take a
huge hit, that he may never see a return on
his investment because of the amount of money that he's
putting into it and what's going to be happening with
New York City real estate right about now. So kind
(31:56):
of crazy. Uh So our own just sam one see
is an eighteen of American Idol. Yess, she's from Harlem.
Are all New York City girls, So congratulations to her.
If you didn't see the craziness that went down last
night on American Idol, just google it because I'm not
gonna get into it again. But it was a little crazy.
We lost internet and uh yeah, like somebody thought he
(32:16):
wanted he hadn't, unfortunately, so it was a little crazy.
Justin Bieber wishes that he didn't have sex with the
people he had sex with. He wishes he had waited
until he was married. I don't know if anybody else
wishes that they had done that. I know Gandhi said
if she wishes that she waited, she would never have
sex because she's not married. She doesn't please me. Getting here, Okay,
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Lady has the new song coming out this week. It's
the collaboration she did with Ariana Grande. It's called Rain
on Me. Will be coming out Friday at midnight. A
lot of people have been waiting for that. Tara Reid,
it's in talks to play Carol Baskin in the live
action movie adaptation of the Netflix docuseries about Tiger King.
Do you think that's a good idea. I don't know anyway.
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That's my Danielle report. Thank you, Danielle, love you. You
know I could go on and on just listening to
you yell at scary. That was my favorite party of
the show today. You know what, I heard the song
over the weekend. I'm thinking, what a great song to
play at the end of a Monday show. This seems
like a good Monday end of show song. So here
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we are. It's time better sweet symphony. We gotta get
out of here til tomorrow. Say peace out of everybody. Yeah, yeah,
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you know the one that sit chip to the places
whereas year no change, Jack can't change Jack, and change
Jack can change. Will I hear you feel my mom?
I can't keep you in my mom, but I'm a
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million didn't keep it from one that's like, can't change
my mom? No, no, no, no, no chang Will I
(34:49):
ca read? But now my eas year I'm see your
song says that liquor master pain in neat year. I
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live a milory shall lit clans my mind. I can
breath now is a green and this new about it?
Sing into need now no change, Chack can change, I
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can change, Jack can change. But I'm used in my
mom jus in my mom and I love million did
bring people for war there, it's that can change my mind.
No no, no, no no, I can change jail, I
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chan because it's a bad sweet to find live lie
chowing me gis me shining by some and you die.
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You know. I can't change. I can change at, can
change back and change. But in my bone and chy
in my mon and now a million different people for
one that to it's like the change my bone. No
long no no no, that's chang wild more lone and
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silence change Wochoma
You thought you had rid yourself of us. Well, sorry,
we're here for another hour to irritate the living crap
out of you. So we call it the Bonus Hour
right here at ZE one. Thank you for listening. No
matter where you are, you can listen to us. Uh well,
I don't have to tell you how you can listen
because you're listening now. That would be stupid. Yeah, Max,
Max just walking and he's ready for He's ready for
(00:20):
the Bonus Hour. So we we put it out there, guys,
Danielle and Gandhi. I'd asked the world, Hey, text and
what song you want us to start the hour with.
Someone from Eric code eight one four suggested Stereo MCS
and connected hit it Scary. What a great song? Right, Yeah,
(00:41):
you know this is a good Monday song. You don't
want anything too fast, too furious. You want something a
little more deliberate. This is sexy stereo MCS kicking off
our Bonus hour of something You're gonna get my Something's
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gonna get my sun kind. I ain't gonna gonna love
the light ways replace that through you, through you, I
see through you, I see you die tred you may
(01:21):
send you see true you see through. I'm gonna I'm
gonna take it. You gotta do Sunday. It ain't right Riday.
You gotta do right. Come on, if you may shut
(01:47):
your game accent the ride d on the wall, but
in your minds a black ta stambo you my ball,
start you right ball, stop me in my far ain't
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gonna go b I'm gonna get myself. I'm gonna get myself.
I'm gonna get myself connected. I ain't gonna go bline
for the light that is reflected again. Yet they got
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it again. I want to do they get? I wanna
do they get. I want to do it the gat tafia,
I ain't gonna go blind, ain't gonna gonna blinea car
we god man shot. Y'all gonna act the ride ends
on the hard, but they ain't gonna make said. Somebody
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in my ball, stop me in my bone, stop with you,
my boy, and stay the stay in one you so
try open up y'all in my bed bad and you
(03:25):
can't see the gaping ya want to go way again.
I'm going to know I do again. I want to
do it again. Come on, I'm gonna do it again.
Terrified by sunny that right, all right, we got gone
(03:51):
to make sure y'all got at the right level the
wall like jumper and they stop bu my bat breaking
see one hundreds. That sounds great, does it? Stereo MC connected,
I love it. I love it. Well here it is
the Bonus Hour on one. You know, Mary Lou is
(04:14):
calling from Arizona. They're sitting in a parking lot, and
I bet you're wondering, why is Mary Lou in a
parking lot in Arizona calling Z one? D Uh, You're
about to do something really cool with your husband, Oliver.
You want to talk about it, Mary Lou? Yeah, we
are actually, uh, sitting in a parking lot between a
Mini mar and the post office waiting for my husband
(04:36):
to become a US citizen. Oh how cool is that cool?
Where is Oliver from? He is from Canada, so he's
our neighbor to the north, and we love our neative
We love our neighbors to the north and south. We
love all our neighbors well. So I bet, I bet
Oliver knows more about the US than we do. You
know what I'm saying. I mean, did did he take
(04:58):
to the big test? We had to answer all the
questions of Senators and Justice of the Piece and stuff.
What does he know? Do? We trust him him very much.
He's a very smart guy, very smart. This supposed to
be a very very This must be a very very
touching day for you guys. This is a major, major event. Yes,
(05:20):
he was just supposed to happen back in March, but
because of covid um they canceled it and rescheduled it
for right now. So, wo have you ever asked Oliver
why he wants to become a citizen of the Year.
I have not, but I do know you should ask him.
(05:44):
They want to know why do you want to be
a US c Hi? Oliver? Hello, Hello, So I thought
it was about time to become a citizen. Oh you've
been You've been breathing our oxygen. Now you feel like
you should become one of us. I think rate exactly.
I think it's a bold move and obviously you're doing
it for some fantastic reasons. I'm so happy. I'm happy
(06:06):
for us. We have a new citizen everyone, Oliver. Yea
welcome over reason to celebrate you guys, enjoy the day, Okay,
thank you, alright, We're proud of you. Thank you. Mary
Lou you guys have a great day. See you know what,
we're all looking for reasons to celebrate. And okay, when
when this all went down, that was really close to St.
(06:29):
Patrick's Day, do you remember that? And everyone was really
upset because they couldn't go out and celebrate. They wanted
to celebrate, you know, all things Irish. And then of
course spring break and now graduation season. These are the
things that people really do want to celebrate because we
we love celebrating, we love being happy, and milestones and
benchmarks and this and that. Um so the have a
(06:50):
reason to celebrate. Oliver's he's a new citizen. Look at God,
she looks like she's not ready to celebrate. Really, you
have a look on your face. To you, you look
like you're over it? Are you over it? Gandhi? No,
I think I'm still in it. You're in it? What
about you, Danielle? How are you doing? I'm still in it.
(07:11):
Let's let's go a foggy seems happy. We all seemed
generally fine, right, I have nothing to complain about at all?
I have note of these are are are are hours
of a day where you get a little depressed, You
get a little down, and I try to think about
the ways that I'm lucky in the things that I'm
blessed to have, and the things that I'm still blessed
(07:31):
to be able to do when I take myself out
of that right, I was looking up in all my
photos on my iPhone, going all the way back to
the very beginning of this, and all the pictures of
food we've taken and all the things. This is the funny,
stupid crap we've done, and we had to capture it,
you know, Alex and I get drunk and trust like
Santa Claus and put on a show. I mean, we
(07:52):
really have done so much. I think it would be
a waste not to look back at all your photos
and all your posts over these past three months or
two months, whatever it is, and uh and and look
at how you our lives have changed, and sometimes for
the better. What's that scary? I'm happy, but I'm starting
to get restless as the weather gets better here in
the area. I'm really starting to like Axis right now,
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he's over it. I'm trying so hard to like you know.
You know, I'm still playing by the rules. I'm not
being reckless, but I'm starting to open my valve a
little bit, if you know what I'm saying. Oh, it's
time to open the valve and let the s of
New York bark in the background. There is no you're
not alone scary. I mean no, there are a lot
(08:37):
of people who are just so so so Hey, Alex,
can you get Max. Here's the thing, here's the thing.
Dogs do what dogs do? You know what I mean,
He's being a dog. They bark at things to you know,
to let you know they're keeping an eye on things.
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That's what. I can't get mad at them. Anyway. A
lot of people are very crusty right now and very
very very brittle. And uh, you know, we're fine, We're good.
If you need us, you know, just lean lean on,
listen to our show. We'll have some fun talk about
a bunch of nothing for five hours and then we're
done for the day. Yea. But yeah, Foggy seems very happy.
Look at him yawning. Are we boring you? No? No, no,
(09:22):
I just I'm not sleeping very well. Like I'm doing okay,
like emotionally and physically and mentally, but I'm just not
sleeping well. And I feel like a lot of people
are saying they're not sleeping well during this time. It's true. Yeah,
my sleep patterns just completely off. Like I I'll go
to sleep at one o'clock in the morning, get up
at four thirty and do this, and then I want
to take a nap in the middle of the day.
(09:43):
It's just stupid. Wake up, have a day, and at
night you look at the clock and it's like it's
bedtime and you can't really think of what you did,
but the whole day is gone. Yes, I didn't do
anything over Yeah, I woke up this morning, like what
did I do yesterday? So I went to look at
my text messages and I didn't really do anything. We
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said we had a fun weekend, though, we had a
great weekend. Asked me what we did what? I don't know.
I have no idea, no clue at all. We did it,
but I don't know what it was. How are you
doing straight, Nate? You hanging in there. I'm doing good.
I I actually what Froggy said. I'm I'm so glad
that he said that, because there's I haven't been sleeping well,
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there's there's there's times I wake up from a nap
in the afternoon. I have no clue what day it is,
and I realized, what did I What the hell did
I do today? I didn't do anything. I got up,
I went to work, I made some food, and I
went back to bed. I got up and I did
it all over again. So it's so nice to know
that everybody is going through the same exact thing we are,
and some of us are handling it better than others.
Now here's another thing that's driving me a little nuts
(10:49):
about me. I've I've disappointed myself. Typically if I'm on
the news or I'm you know, traveling around the Worldwide
Web looking for news and stuff. If I see something bling,
like someone becoming unhinged and screaming at you know, people
behind the counter at the fast food place whatever. I
don't watch those videos. I don't. I don't like to
see them. I don't like to see people lose it,
(11:10):
because a lot of people are losing it right now.
But yesterday I found two or three videos, and I
had to go back and watch them again. I was
intrigued by how by how awful people can be, I
mean awful. This one lady walked into a Verizon story
and started screaming about how the guy was the devil
and shrieking, and everyone that was in the stores like, lady,
(11:31):
are you okay? And she was just the worst a
human being could be? And so what did I do?
I went back. I went back and watched it twice more. Well, no,
I'm not I'm not enjoying what I'm seeing. It makes
me sad that people act like that, you know, especially
you don't sit there and you go, no, this can't
(11:52):
be real, are you? Are you kidding? This is not
the time to be ragging on anyone out there in
the open or you know, strangers working retail. But this
is no time to be mean to anyone that we're
all going through a lunch of crap right now. We're all,
you know, a mess, and some more than others, you know,
I don't know. Nate's yelling at me. He's you. I mean,
(12:17):
what you're saying is way more important than what I'm
typing right now and telling you to do. But no,
I think, yeah, we we we can do three things here.
We got plenty of time, right, go for it, right? Okay?
Well thank you straighten Ate. You know, for someone who
hasn't murdered someone in a while, you're holding on. Okay,
hard to murder people when you can't be around anybody. Damn. Yeah,
(12:41):
you know, in order to murder someone, you'll have to
get within six feet unless you shoot from across the room.
What's scary. You know people are noticing a drastic improvement
because the text just came in that said that we've
come a long way from broadcasting from Home day one
where there was that ringing connection and then we then
we dropped out. I'm really bad at first, but now
(13:03):
you know, you can't even you guys are not in
the studio, and I hate that. I I thought we
had more fun when everything just craped the bag. Want no, no,
it has to be come on every now and then.
It still craps the bed, not like those first few
days that was a mountain of like fecal matter in
the bed. All right, nobody Darth Vader in months. Yeah,
(13:27):
I know we're doing for that. Okay, give us three things, Ganda,
you're wrong, alright. Alternate side of the street parking is
back in effect this week so that crews can clean
up streets that haven't seen street sweepers and more than
a month. The parking rules are expected to be relaxed
again next week. This pandemic has led to the longest
parking regulation suspension in city history. Marida Blasio says city
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beaches will not be open for Memorial Day weekends since
it's still not safe to have large crowds gathering. Beaches
in New Jersey will reopen next weekend, but as for
New York, the mayor says people can walk on the
sand was social distancing, but no one is allowed to
go swimming. The mayor warned that if people violate these rules,
fences could go up and police will control entry points.
And finally, let's give it up a little bit. First,
(14:10):
Stop and Shop, which supposedly donated over sixteen tons of
food to people in need in Westchester County. They gave rice, tomato, sauce, milk,
can vegetables, mac and cheese, and pantry workers believe that
there could be close to four hundred thousand people in
the county who actually need help right now. Putting meals
on the table so great. We love that. And those
are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi. We'll take a break.
(14:32):
We're back after this with more. The Bonus Hour. You're
listening to a bonus hour of Elvis Toran in the
show here's Elvis see one hundred of bonus hour. I
don't know you were saying yesterday, we're gonna get a
lot of rain today. It looks sunny out here in
beautiful hundred and County, New Jersey. Scary, what's going on?
Oh No, it's gonna be a mix of sun and
(14:53):
clouds today, and same thing Tomorrow is gonna be a
sunny day too. We're gonna see a high near seventy
this afternoon, sixty five tomorrow. Beautiful right now, Well, hold,
let me let me get Daniel's let me get her
weather forecast, because I'm just, I'm just I can't believe
you're wrong, scary, and you're you originally said rain tonight,
(15:13):
rain on Friday night, and it was a beautiful evening.
It never rained anywhere, It didn't call for it. They
said possible, the reliable We're like Kermit the frog drinking tea.
Why do you guys just go on and on back.
It got to the point where the reliable news sources
(15:35):
even said there was a possibility of hell, and then
you went back and edited your reports. Social pressure. That's
all right, okay, you two, okay, okay, let's talk, Okay,
it turned out to be. Anyway, I see a beautiful
day for me at least where I am in beautiful
Hunterdon County, New Jersey. Thank you. Okay, so let's talk
(15:57):
about some things going on. Let's talk about beaches. Okay, So,
Governor Cuomo, he's opening state beaches, right, is that right?
But leaving it to the municipalities and counties to decide
what they want to do on a local level, which
is why Okay, so Mayor Mayor to Blasio is saying, no,
(16:17):
we're not ready to open up cities beaches. Here's the problem,
and I agree with Scary on this. People aren't smart.
They're gonna go to the beach anyway. There's no bathrooms
to use, so they're gonna be pean and bottles and
crapping in the in the dunes. There's people gonna be
out there swimming in the ocean, shark infested waters, and
we have no we have no lifeguards. So the city
(16:40):
is not providing anything. They're saying you can run down
the beach, but don't go on the water. But people
are gonna do it anyway. That's the way they are, right, right,
So Scary wants to send a tweet to the mayor saying,
dear Mr Mayor, open the beaches so people can have
restrooms and lifeguards so they don't piss and snapple bottles
and drown. Just the truth. Regardless of how you might feel,
(17:01):
you know, the outcome is going to be people on
these beaches. So he needs to make the decision to
open them so the services can come back and handle
the issues, get the lifeguards out there, get the get
the concessions, whatever it needs to happen, because I'm telling you,
you don't want people, you don't want closed bathrooms. So
that's my feeling. As as as no, no, no, no.
(17:23):
You're in New Yorker. You've been around here long enough.
You know how people are around here. They're gonna want
to go to the beach now now, So Jersey beaches
are going to be open for more of the weekend. Right,
So Danielle is all mad because for the first time
in history, New Yorkers actually want to go to New
Jersey York. You guys on my Jersey for how long.
(17:44):
I mean, I'm originally from New York, but I live
in Jersey now and now you all want to come
to Jersey now, you want them to come there now,
because now you're gonna bring the cooties to Jersey. Well, listen,
we got enough cooties in Jersey. Were any more cooties
when you first moved? When you moved to New York,
(18:06):
didn't you see how New Yorkers always look down their
noses at Jersey. It's they think that all New Jersey
is exactly what is right there on the turnpike, and
it's not. And we all know that. You know this
is I have a home here, I have no New Jersey.
It's a beautiful, beautiful place. But New Yorkers typically jery Sure,
why would we do that? Well, guess what, because they're open.
(18:28):
Now we're going to see what you're all about. You
to New York. When I was first looking for apartments,
everybody was telling me Jersey City, Jersey City, Jersey City is.
Where is that? One person on the show said, no,
you don't want to live in Jersey. I won't say
who that is. But I won't say who it is.
They might they might host the show. I don't know.
They might have a house in Jersey and they might
(18:50):
have still said, oh, you don't want to live in Jersey.
You know what? I said was. What I said was
if you're if you have an opportunity when you first
moved to New York to have a career here, it's
great to live in New York City. That's what I said.
That's what I meant. I remember, you don't want to
live in it runs with me, all right? All Right,
(19:14):
Nate lives in Connecticut. Now, no one cares about don't.
Don't forget. I lived in New York City for like
six years and I didn't drive to New Jersey. I
drove through New Jersey. So I'm sorry about that. But
but if you lived in New York right now and
my Jersey store always open, you know your ass would be.
I don't want to hear it, all right. I want
(19:38):
to switch gears about something else that's going on in
New York City. Caroline is online. She loves the Bonus Hour.
You're stuck at home right now? What are you doing
at home? And not go start crazy? Hey, I am
having a couple of coffee right now listening to you guys,
you're you're you're an actor, right, I am, Yes, so
(20:00):
so many of our friends who work in the industry
on Broadway, off Broadway, not only the people you see
on the stage, but all the musicians and all the
all the tech people and people who everyone. So many
people have lost their jobs where they for now. So
you know, they announced Caroline that rather than doing you know,
they can't do the uh, the the awards, the tone,
(20:25):
so they're going to do a sing along version of
the movie Grease. Wells no see. But Broadway people are
really piste off because they're like, can't you get creative
and come up with Broadway like some award Tony Awards
moments passed that would like make a great show. They
(20:45):
really want to honor and applaud everyone in the community.
They think, Yeah, I don't know, how do you feel
about that as an actor? Um? No, I can see that.
I actually didn't even hear about the Grease thing. I
feel a little out of the loop on that one. Um.
But you know that's that's the whole part of me
(21:05):
not reading my emails right now. It's terrible. But yeah,
I mean I think it should definitely be something that
celebrates the community and everyone that's involved in it. I
mean for sure, because there's so many people that are
part of that that you don't even get to see
that works so hard. Now what about you as an actor?
I mean you're you're starting to think ahead, like how
do I get back in the game? I mean, what's next?
(21:26):
I mean what do you do as an actor? You're
sitting at home going Yeah, you know, people have actually
been asking other actors. You know, is anyone doing self
tapes right now? Is a lot of steff teap going
on for auditions, um, but when it comes to theater,
you know, I do both. I'd like to. I'm in film,
TV and theater. But with the theater stuff, there's no
self teaping going on right now. From what I on
(21:46):
my end, I haven't seen it. Um. So it's just
kind of like, Okay, when are we going to start
up again? And one of the shows I currently work
on just doing some background stuffort you know, as a psychic,
there's they be shooting hospitals, so you know, what are
you sop or the hospital is gonna be back open
again and for us to have those floors and do
I even want to go back to that? So exactly
(22:09):
everything changed. Hey, look Caroly, our friends at Sweet Pete
have given us a nice fun budget, and uh, they
want us to hand out some cash to friends, so
we can make sure you're out there. You know, if
you want to drop five dollars on a new whatever, here,
we're gonna give you a five dollar gift card thanks
(22:30):
to sweet Pee. Oh my god, thank you so much.
It's crazy. I was just trying to talk to you
guys and say thank you for what you do. No, no, look,
you know what you do for a living? Is? I
love it? Were intrigued by everyone in the in the uh,
the community that you're in, acting, theater, live performances, um TV,
all of it. And our friends at sweet Pea, they're like,
(22:51):
they're so cool. They're like, hey, when you meet some
people that may need a little extra whatever, to give
it to them. So there you go. What else you
love about Sweet Pea? Gandhi? Okay, So if you are
home for quarantine and you're looking to talk to somebody,
sweep Pee is a dating app, but it's not all
about swiping. It's about creating conversation and more meaningful connections
with people. So you'll have all kinds of different questions
you can talk to each other about. Their whole thing
(23:13):
is it's a social app for the socially distant, and
that by the time you go on your first date,
it'll feel like your third because you've made such good connections.
So it's really big in New York right now. You
should try it out. Maybe not you, Elvis, but other
people should try it out. I'm really pushing it all
my friends right now. Okay, well, enjoy the and again,
sweet Pee, we we thank you for being our partner. Uh,
and there you go. Best of luck to you, even
(23:35):
though all right, hold on one second, hold on, uh,
let's we haven't gone around the room today. Should we
take a break and do that? Coming up? What do
you want to do? Straight name, Let's take a break.
We'll do that. We'll do Danielle and then we'll you know,
play a song and whatever. Danielle and having a fight
because Apple, I'm nting him right now, okay, Danielle O.
(23:57):
Danielle's calling is the pot that's calling the kettle black.
She lives in North Jersey, but she's saying, hey, Benny's
don't go to the Jersey Shore. Danielle is a Benny
by definition because the people that live at the Jersey
Shore mommoth Ocean County, and those people, hold on, I
can't hear Danielle people are scary. Did you turn daniel off?
If can make your point, she's on, hold on, hold on,
(24:18):
hold on. You're reading, you're reading the text messages. You
had no idea what the word Benny even meant until
people star excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, until people
started texting in who called me yesterday and asked me
to help him get a rental in La Vallette. So
I don't even want to hear it. I'm Benny, Benny,
(24:41):
myself admitted. Benny. Benny stands for both Bayonne, Elizabeth, Newark,
New York. That's the old school terminology. I am a Benny.
But Danielle, you've gotta come to the realization. So are you.
You live in Bergen County, you are a Benny. Let
me just tell you something. Jer I'm from New Jersey.
(25:02):
I don't. I'm from the Bronx originally. Now I live
in New Jersey, Benny, whatever the f and whatever, I don't.
I am living in New Jersey, whether it's down the shore,
whether it's Bergen County level servile. I don't give a crop. Okay,
all right, let me tell you you can shove that
(25:25):
up your ass. I'm just the last word. We are scary, Danielle.
Danielle tomorrow. Please can we please play this second? Morrow?
Scary just like under your skin? You're good. She had
(25:47):
the last word. We gotta take a break. We'll be
back after. You're listening to a bonus hour of Elvis
Durrand and This morning Show. Thank you guys for doing
this every morning years. Elvis. See one that Terry Lee
doing the traffic? Is she carry Lee? Is she okay? Okay? Um?
Where I know she's in a helicopter? I don't know.
(26:12):
I didn't know we had we could afford a helicopter
in this time, In these times, anyway, people are still
texting in. They were listening to one listening to the
argument between Scary and Danielle, which was sort of interesting.
Most people are siding with Danielle on this one. Scary,
you gotta be honest with you. Thank you, sc sc
(26:35):
Scared miss some music. Let's go round the room. Let's
see what's on the mines of your colleagues. We'll start
with you, Danielle. What's on your mind? What else is
on your mind? So I was watching um Hoarders over
the weekend, and oh my gosh, Danny get you right
in the beginning, this was this was the one on Netflix,
Like you know, they have all the different ones, And
(26:56):
just as you think you're done, they just show you
mess in the house of the next episode and you're
looked and you just stay there to watch them. And
just when you think the one house couldn't be worse
than the house in the last episode, it's worse for
the next episode. And I love how Danielle is talking
(27:17):
about hoarders. But look look at the background in the basement.
She's got more'n a hoarding basement. It's organized, it's old games.
Those are board games. Guys. You see you have some
times of fun of my house games. Okay, I'm I'm
a hoarder. I'm a happy I'm a happy horder. Uh
scary today, I think we've we've jumped the shark on
zoom room hangouts and what you want to do in
(27:39):
the room, because it's started with the happy hour and
that's great, have a drink, but it's now moved on
to zoom room brunches and birthday parties. But hold on,
even works steak dinners. I'm sorry, but I'm not going
to cook a steak dinner with eight courses and sit
in front of my computer and eat. It's weird. So
I kind of joined them after they finished their dinner,
(28:01):
and I kind of cheated because I'm supposed to do
that on Saturday night. I tell you that Z one
hundred zoom room. That was amazing. I I it was
great going in, but after I left, all the Z
one people from way back we're filing in. It was
good to see Rich Davis and oh my god, Wilson
the cleaning guy. I missed. I miss seeing Wilson the
clean But Danielle went through. Carolina came in for a while, right,
(28:24):
Carol Bermuda and great great team was in for a while.
Great kid Kelly on the Home Fresh. Anyway, next time
you do one of those things, I want to pop
in again. It was great hanging out with the historical
figures from the days of Hey, um frog, you, what's
up with you today? In my house, you absolutely cannot
(28:45):
watch anything on television that has a dog in it.
If there is a dog on the screen at anytime,
my two idiots go absolutely eight crap, try to hop
up on top of the counter underneath television and want
to destroy it. And so you said, last night, we're
trying to watch the I was flipping through channels. The
Beverly Hills Dog Show was on. You they go through
(29:05):
the television and they start looking on the sides to
see where the dogs are walking to off the screen, like,
we gotta get it off. So you can't watch any
dog movies or dog any commercial, nothing with dogs. As
soon as you think your dogs are smart, they do
they do stuff like that. You're like, I don't know,
They're stupid. Not that with you. I cannot get enough
(29:25):
of Ninety Day Fiance. I was a little bit behind
on this current season, which Danielle has been talking about
over and over, and I am just now starting to
catch up. My god, it is a combination of like
The Bachelor, Catfish, my six Pound Life, and Survivor all
rolled into one, and the dating show, and it's crazy.
I cannot wait to get to the end of it.
There's so many questions I have, But like I told
(29:47):
you guys before, the worst part is my boyfriend keeps
skipping ahead of me and then sitting next to me,
ruining all of it. So I gotta kick him out
of my area for this because it's driving me insane.
It's all my list. I'm gonna start watching this ninety
Day Fiance crap and this season I need a really
bad show to watch. I mean, other than watching you
guys in this zoom room. This is a bad show.
(30:07):
This is that I'm I'm kidding Daniel. Let's get into
the final Daniel Report of the day on z one
hund during the bonus power What do you have going on? Microphone?
Is getting really weird, by the way, is it? It
always happens at this time of day. As we were
saying before, Uh, they are not going to be showing
obviously the Tony Awards this year because the Tony's are
(30:28):
not happening. So instead they're gonna show a Grease sing
along and a lot of Broadway Broadway actors and actresses
are not happy about it. They're like, well, can you
do something else, Like maybe you could show retrospective of
past great Tony performances and speeches or something else. I'm
wondering if they could actually take some of the people
that are on Broadway right now and put them into
(30:50):
the Grease sing along or something, or at least do
something to represent the people that are on the stage
right now that the great ones of today. You know,
I don't know. They have to do some thing though,
you know they have to be playing a grease to
sing along. I mean someone actually said grease is the turd.
They're just really, they're mad they weren't something that is
(31:11):
more appropriate that honors the men and women who have
been working for years and this is their their life,
this is their love, you know, the theater and playing
a grease sing along and maybe it maybe greatest hits
of the Tony's I mean, something, just something else, I
don't know what. So Bradley Cooper has dropped thirteen and
a half million dollars in cash on a New York
City brownstone. This is right before the pandemic hit, so
(31:35):
he spent millions more apparently renovating it. And the people
are saying now that he regrets it because the bills
are piling up and that the property could take a
huge hit, that he may never see a return on
his investment because of the amount of money that he's
putting into it and what's going to be happening with
New York City real estate right about now. So kind
(31:56):
of crazy. Uh So our own just sam one see
is an eighteen of American Idol. Yess, she's from Harlem.
Are all New York City girls, So congratulations to her.
If you didn't see the craziness that went down last
night on American Idol, just google it because I'm not
gonna get into it again. But it was a little crazy.
We lost internet and uh yeah, like somebody thought he
(32:16):
wanted he hadn't, unfortunately, so it was a little crazy.
Justin Bieber wishes that he didn't have sex with the
people he had sex with. He wishes he had waited
until he was married. I don't know if anybody else
wishes that they had done that. I know Gandhi said
if she wishes that she waited, she would never have
sex because she's not married. She doesn't please me. Getting here, Okay,
(32:36):
Lady has the new song coming out this week. It's
the collaboration she did with Ariana Grande. It's called Rain
on Me. Will be coming out Friday at midnight. A
lot of people have been waiting for that. Tara Reid,
it's in talks to play Carol Baskin in the live
action movie adaptation of the Netflix docuseries about Tiger King.
Do you think that's a good idea. I don't know anyway.
(33:01):
That's my Danielle report. Thank you, Danielle, love you. You
know I could go on and on just listening to
you yell at scary. That was my favorite party of
the show today. You know what, I heard the song
over the weekend. I'm thinking, what a great song to
play at the end of a Monday show. This seems
like a good Monday end of show song. So here
(33:22):
we are. It's time better sweet symphony. We gotta get
out of here til tomorrow. Say peace out of everybody. Yeah, yeah,
(34:03):
you know the one that sit chip to the places
whereas year no change, Jack can't change Jack, and change
Jack can change. Will I hear you feel my mom?
I can't keep you in my mom, but I'm a
(34:26):
million didn't keep it from one that's like, can't change
my mom? No, no, no, no, no chang Will I
(34:49):
ca read? But now my eas year I'm see your
song says that liquor master pain in neat year. I
(35:11):
live a milory shall lit clans my mind. I can
breath now is a green and this new about it?
Sing into need now no change, Chack can change, I
(35:36):
can change, Jack can change. But I'm used in my
mom jus in my mom and I love million did
bring people for war there, it's that can change my mind.
No no, no, no no, I can change jail, I
(36:00):
chan because it's a bad sweet to find live lie
chowing me gis me shining by some and you die.
(36:29):
You know. I can't change. I can change at, can
change back and change. But in my bone and chy
in my mon and now a million different people for
one that to it's like the change my bone. No
long no no no, that's chang wild more lone and
(36:57):
silence change Wochoma
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