The Great Non Sexual Feeling

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One hundred bonus. That our bonus bonus bonus. Yeah, you're
getting more show for the same amount of money. What
a bargain. Anyway, We've got stuff to do, stuff to
talk about. I'm so excited about our Stay at Home
concert tomorrow night. A lot of people are so so

(00:20):
into it. And I tell you why. We have so
many different artists, older artists, younger artists, musicians that are
just now coming out with new stuff, and musicians who've
been around for a long time and they've sold millions
of copies of everything. To have them all together on
the same show fabulous, It's gonna be great. So it's happening.
To Stay at Home ball is tomorrow night, eight o'clock
East Coast time, right here in the New York You

(00:43):
can hear it on our YouTube channel. You know what,
why don't they Why don't they play on Z one hundred?
Why are we don't they should play our show and
Z one hundred they ask them. You know, we're kind
of a you know, a major part of the family. Anyway, man,
we can't use foul language on so there. That's why
we do it. That's true. That's what you can't let

(01:04):
Danielle on. So Danielle and Gandhi and Scary and Straightened
and Froggy and Scotty b. We're all here for the
bonus hour. And so my question about thirty minutes ago
was what is the best non sexual feeling or sensation
you get? Mine is I put my fingertips on my
forehead and barely brush them on my forehead until the tickles,

(01:26):
and I have to scratch it to make it make
the tickle go away? Is that stupid? Another? You know,
none of these are stupid. My other most favorite sensation
ever is when you get a big itchy mosquito bite
and then you put your thumbnail on it and you
do the criss cross on it really deep. It's away.
The mine is weird like that too. Mine is when

(01:49):
you get like a black and blue bruise and you
push on it really hard. It hurts, but it's like
a good hurt. I don't know why that's so weird.
Kidding me? Yeah, I got Alan Alan on, Let's see
what his best non sexual feeling is. Hey, Alan, yes,
we should start what's your favorite sexual feeling? But we'll

(02:10):
do that another day. What is what is your your
best non your best non sexual feeling, go, My best
non sexual feeling is when you got to pee really
really bad and it takes you a while to get there.
Oh man, when you go, it just feels so good.
I know. Do you make that sound? Alan? You go?

(02:30):
Oh yeah, it's it's almost sexual. It's that close. Hey, Alan,
how are you doing? Uh? Are you hanging in there? Okay?
What's your day all about? Every day? Yes, sir? Well
how many sent to a worker? I work in a
peanut factory. Um, and I'm just working every day, hoping,

(02:51):
trying to stay clean, trying to do the best I
can for me and my children. Well, I can't imagine
a life without peanuts. So we stand in, we stalute
you and everyone you work with. You tell and we
said hello. And next time you pee, you think of us. Okay, okay, thanks,
thanks for calling in to have a good day. Allan,
look at that. You know what it's really it's really

(03:13):
it's really great. Every day when we learn more and
more about the essential workers out there, peanuts. We we
need peanuts. I'm so happy that Allan and his co
workers are working. Um, what about you, straight Nate? Did
you give us your favorite sensation? You know Alan has
one that I really enjoy I was actually talking with
Alan off off the air. It just feels so good

(03:33):
when you have to pee and then you finally pee
the other one I have. I know Gandhi shares this
with me. I'm not sure if she said it. When
you use a Q tip in your ear, the ear gasoling.
Oh my god. I sometimes go home and just put
a que tip in my ear for about five minutes
and just twirl it around. It feels so good. It's
not strange or anything, totally no, it feels so good. Though.

(03:55):
My sister actually used to hide the key tips from
me because that's like my go to stress reliever. Like
I'm tense, I need to keep it feel so good.
Also flossy getting up in there when there's something in
your tooth and finally getting it out. I thought Nate
was gonna say, murdering somebody. What happened to that? Watching
their very last breath? I'll cull you. You know, my

(04:19):
my most favorite non sexual feeling is actual sex, because
there's nothing sexual about my sex, right, I know, I'm kidding.
I'm a dynamo in the old. Hey, someone just send
a text my my boyfriend loves getting electrocuted. How did
one find that out? I don't know. Hook those electrodes

(04:41):
up to the nipples. All right, okay, we want to
We want to start out with a fun song, Ganda.
You haven't made a request in a while. What song
do you want to hear? As we kick off the
Z one hundred bonus hour? Could we do spice girls
with want to be? Let's go, let's do it. That's
a really really on. What do you want to want?
Want to really really want? Don't tell me what you wrong?

(05:03):
What do you really really want? Want to come on on?
Any really really want a thing as a car? If
you want Matthew Chad, forget not that. If you want
to get with me, better make it best now. Don't
go away. Stand my fresh sister, get your act together

(05:23):
when you beat your fine? What do you want to want?
What I really really want? I'm probably what the wrob?
What I really really want? I don't want to hold on?
I want I don't want to really really really want
to be as. If you want to be my lover,
you gotta give play and make it less forever. Friendship
never end. If you want to be my lover, you

(05:46):
have got to get take it. It's too easy, but
that's the way it is. Or what do you think
about that? Now you know how I feel saying you
can hand a my love? Are you for bree? I'll
want me haste, I'll give you a try. If you
really bug me down, I'll say goodbye. Yo, day an

(06:11):
wanna really really wan? I'm sorry? What you rob that
you really really want? I want to I don't want
a very really really want to. If you want to
be my lover, you gotta hive with my plans making
LUs forever, friendship never. If you want to be my lover,
you have got the kids to take it. It's too easy,

(06:33):
but that's the way. Just sorry's on ecstasy. You wanna
get with me? You gotta listen, Gully we got I'm
in the place to like sit in your face and
got you like I'm seeing you liked it on a
easy be He doesn't gone to breach. He's a really
lay as how you'll sleep so anybody's down and wine.
It's all around, sell anybody down and wine. It's all around.

(06:53):
If you want to be my lover, you got him
with my fan making love forever. If you want to
be lover. You have get it that way if you
want you gotta gotta, you gotta go. You got around

(07:21):
is all abound, abound down if you want to be
lover Zee one hundred the Bonus hour. There you go.

(07:41):
You got your request, So Gandhi, I got hers, Danielle,
have you made a request this week? Who's tomorrow? Who
should make a request for the song tomorrow? I'd like Scary,
would like to Scary? What song do you want here tomorrow?
I want to hear some Biggie or some j Z Okay,
all right, tomorrow is today the Friday Bonus hour on
Z one hundred. Hey, where is Scotty B? Want you
to hear about his commute coming into the station today.

(08:03):
As you know, Scotty B and Scary and Straighten Nate
are the only three Z one employees other than our
incredible engineering team who are at the radio station. There's
usually fifteen of us, now there are three. So Scotty
is coming in from Long Island way out there, like
Bethpage right, yes, old Beth Page right? So uh not

(08:25):
Beth Page, Old Beth Page. Uh. Tell everyone how you
got to work today and what it was like? Well,
it was weird. I had to I have to get
my car out of the parking garage, so I had
to take the train in here today. So I went
to the Farmingdale train station. There was nobody on the platform,
and I got on the train. And as it was passing,
you know, when I was waiting on the platform, there

(08:46):
was nobody on the train. And so I'm going and going.
It gets to Jamaica, gets to Woodside, nobody gets on
this train. And at the entire train, because train, the
entire train. I pulled at Penn station, or they pull
in the Penn station. I get off on the plat
for him and I look up and down and nobody
gets off this train. It was just me. It's so pretty.

(09:06):
People could have fit on that train during a rush hour.
Oh my god. Hundreds hundreds and hundreds and hundreds. And
did the guy still take your ticket? Yes, damn it.
She walked up the aisle with the click click click
click and took my ticket. I was so mad. Click

(09:26):
exactly but a click click click. It was just click.
But but so then so then after that I got
I went upstairs and Penn station. It's so eerily empty.
All it is is police officers and homeless people, and
that's the only people that are in the train station.
It's all like cordoned off, so you can only go
one way. So I went up the steps and I
got accosted by panhandlers. When I came out, I'm like, dude,

(09:47):
I don't have any money. I'm not touching money, you know,
money to the ticket handler, I tried, it's all I had.
So I ran across the street to the City Bike
Doc and I rented a city bike and I rode
all the way from Pence Station down to Tribeca at
four o'clock in the morning, and I was zigzagging on
Seventh Avenue. There wasn't one car anywhere. It was fantastic,
but weird, Wait, you were on a city bike at

(10:10):
three in the morning. Well, yeah, I didn't want to
get into a taxi or an uber or anything because who,
I don't know, you know, So I just I wiped
down the seats and the handlebars and I had gloves
in a mask, and I just zoomed down Seventh Avenue.
Took me about fifteen minutes. It was great, we're the
We're the only person on the roads there was see.
I mean, you know the sequence of the traffic lights,
and so as they start turning green, you know, you

(10:32):
would get a wave of cars coming down. And there
was nothing. There was one garbage truck at twenty three
Street and that's it. Otherwise it was just me riding
my bike like an idiot down down seventh Avenue. Well,
let's hear it for our sanitation workers. Thank you guys
out there, and you know what, and thank you to
the mt A Long Island Railroad for being there because
some people do need it. The reason why, and I'll
tell you right now, the reason why Scottie B didn't

(10:54):
take a cab or an uber is because he is
a cheap best. Well yeah, Amustard, yeah, gandhi Scotty, how

(11:15):
much does the city bike cost to rent? Because I
just looked up how much it would have cost you
to uber and I want to see if it's close
three dollars and twenty seven cents. Okay, he did dave
about nine dollars. I did, all right, I have to
tip anybody. It was great. Well, he's a cheap bastard. Yeah,

(11:37):
it's okay. And I got some exercise and then I
had a big bacon egg and cheese sandwich as soon
as I got here. I'm sure the poor bankers at
City Bank really needed your three dollars. Oh, however that works,
I don't know how that way. You know. I was
just nervous that when I got down here there wasn't
gonna be an empty dock. Then what was gonna do
at the bike throat in the river, you know, because
no one's using them, So I was hoping there was

(11:58):
an empty dock. I'll come. You didn't just walk. It
would have taken like thirty minutes. No, that's I've done that.
That's about Yeah, that's true. It was also it was
cold this morner. I needed ear muffs. It was very
cold this morning. Okay, Yeah, we love commute stories. I mean,
I am saving our gas though I filled up for
a dollar sixty seven the gallon yesterday, so you know,

(12:18):
I say, yes the morning. Well, I'm glad that you
you made it alive. Thank you. Lots of fun. Hey.

(12:39):
NFL Draft Round one is tonight eight o'clock. The Giants
have the number four pick, the Jets have the number
eleven pick, and their Jets are expected to select the
wrong player. That's that's that's the hey. You know come
on something. You know this is Elvis Duran Sports Corner
because you know I'm such a sports fan. Oh. Yes,

(13:00):
the grandson of legendary sportscaster Howard Costell. His name is
Colin Costell. He's working at home, but he is the
Mets public address announcer at City Field. He's a guy
that announces when people go up to the plate right
to UH bat. Is that what they do? So what

(13:20):
he's doing for free, he is creating custom introductions, just
like the Major league hitters are getting when they step
up to home plate. He's done over six hundred of them,
especially priority goes to medical workers and first responders. He
says these are thirty seconds to take them away from
the craziness of being in a hospital or on the

(13:42):
streets keeping us safe. So you can reach him on
his Twitter at Costell p A. I would love for
him to do one for our morning show, or for
us to get a few uh frontline workers for him
to do them for Can we can we to Brody?
You're a Mets fan? Can you figure that out anyway?

(14:03):
I think that's cool. Anyone is this thing working? Anyone
make it happen? What's on your mind? Today, Danielle, what
are you thinking about during our Z one hundred bonus hour.
It's just us. I love having our station bath. I'm
actually very excited about our Heart Theater performance tonight. You
know that we keep playing back at midnight those concerts

(14:24):
that we've had in the past because it's ed sheeron.
I love cheer Oh cool, that's gonna be cool. I
was thinking about that before. I'm like, how can I
stay up to watch that tonight or to listen to
that tonight? How can I make it? Keep thinking about?
I love that we recorded all these performances downstairs at
our I Heart Radio Theater, the PC Richard and Son Theater,

(14:44):
uh as we affectionately know it. So yeah, So tonight
at midnight on you'll hear ed Sharon Gandhi, what's on
your mind today? Okay, So I want to shout out
somebody that we've kind of talked about before. It's deep
Indian kitchen. So in quarantine time, I brought some spices
to boyfriend's house, but I obviously couldn't bring all of
them in. Indian food was one of the things I
was going to miss the most. These people have sent

(15:05):
all the Indian food I need. I know they sent
Danielle some as well. Yeah, they're frozen, seat up in
the microwave, and it's amazing. I didn't have to spend
all that time cooking. Yeah, you're gonna get some. I've
had some of the deep Indian foods already. I found
him in the grocery store. They're fantastic. The most it
was a little bit oh my gosh. And Gandhi, you're

(15:26):
probably pretty you're probably pretty picky about your Indian food.
I would assume I am. And I'm very picky about
my frozen Indian food too. And this stuff is awesome.
So if you're at the grocery store and you see it,
grab them. You'll like it. You know what I'm thinking about, Gandhi.
We I can't wait to take our first date. For
our lunch dates, we can drink whiskey at Tamara and
our favorite Indian restaurant in Tribeca. No whiskey and paneer.

(15:47):
It'll be so good. Yeah, this sounds a good morning shows. Froggy.
What's up with you today? Frog? What's on your mind?
We're already talking about what we're gonna eat for dinner tonight.
It's already started. We're playing at dinner tonight because the
conversation still well. Know, the problem is we're home all
day like we don't have anything else to do, and

(16:09):
we still can't figure out what we want for dinner.
Last night, it took two hours to decide what we
were gonna have for dinner. So today it's now just
past ten fifteen, and we are going to start deciding
and we're gonna have an answer and we're gonna know
what we're doing for dinner. Because I'm tired leaning toward
I want barbecue. There's a barbecue food truck in the neighborhood.
To time, they bring new food trucks every night. Last
night was a habachi and sushi truck, and now tonight

(16:31):
is Yeah, there's all kinds of food trucks that roll
of the neighborhood and it's so cool. So you get
something different every night. That's so good. I've never foggy.
I heard that. The trick to figuring out the dinner
plan is you say to Lisa, Hey, Lisa, guess what
we're eating for dinner tonight, and then whatever she says,
you just go with it. Oh okay, I'll try that.

(16:52):
Good luck. I'll let you know how that goes. Yeah,
you don't know them very well, do you? Uh? Scary?
What's on your mind today? Super sexy? Scary. I started
to clean out my stuff and started selling things on eBay,
and I don't have a whole lot of experience with this,
but I gotta say, I cannot believe there are people
out there who win auctions. They drive up the price
like crazy, and then they don't pay pal you and

(17:13):
then they say, oh, I'm sorry, that was the wrong model,
That's not the one, although in my description it clearly
was the microphone that I was selling. So the guy
stiffed me and we had to put it back up.
Me and my buddy will have to help me out
on this, and it's just so frustrating. I can't believe
people are so rude that they drive up a price
and now we have to have a whole new auction
again for a stupid microphone. Oh. It gets me so angry.

(17:37):
I just want to just throw that out there. Don't
do that, don't do that, don't be an a hole.
I think that's a good thing to remember as you
get into the day to day. I know a lot
of people are just now waking up. Hey, good morning,
Welcome to the day. Don't be an a hole today. Okay,
move along, nothing to see here. Let's get into the
three things you need to know. It's there any one
under a bonus hour. Gandhi's gonna keep us informed. What's
going on? Gandhi, Well, I don't know if any of

(17:58):
you guys caught Governor Omo on the Daily Show, but
he talked to Trevornoah yesterday and he said he knows
one of the keys to his success right now is
the daily news briefings that he's having because typically cynical
New Yorkers might not have wanted to follow the orders,
but he thinks that by being honest and straightforward about
everything that's going on, he has the support of the city.
He also told Trevor Noah that if New Yorkers just

(18:19):
decided to ignore him, he'd be powerless to enforce the
stay at home orders for the nineteen million people who
live here. So look at us doing well as a city.
I'm proud of us. Two cats in New York are
now the first pets in the US known to get
the coronavirus. This comes two weeks after Tiger at the
Bronx Zoo became infected. There. Actually, we're six cats at
that zoo infected as of right now. The CDC says

(18:40):
they have not seen any known cases of the infection
transferring from house pets to humans. And Elvis hit this
a little bit earlier. Tonight is the first ever ever
virtual NFL Draft. It's going down tonight at eight pm.
You can see it on ESPN, ABC, the NFL Network.
The NFL is going to actually do this all through

(19:00):
technology because they're not allowed to conjugate together. And the
Giants have the number four pick, the Jets have the
eleventh pick, and those are your three things. Hello, I
thought it was off for a second. Also tonight at
the beginning of Ramadan. Uh So there you go. There's that.
There's a lot of stuff, a lot of reasons to
be celebrating. Right now, let's take a break. This is

(19:22):
the Bonus Hour and we're trying to figure out which
song we're gonna end the Bonus Hour with. It's gotta
be like freaky, weird. We we gotta come from something crazy,
so start thinking about it. By the way, the frozen
Indian food you're talking about from Deep rich Our friend,
Rich says, it's they're available in his favorite grocery store there,
and they have a factory store in Union, New Jersey,

(19:43):
so you can just go over and just buy it
right there at the Factor night if it's open. All right,
Thank you, Rich, We love you. Tell Mom we said Hi,
let's take a break. Your Bonus Hour continues on. This
is a virus, so it doesn't respect boundaries or borders.
Right now. Our best defense has been social distancing. Distancing.
Now even more of Elvis Duran and show. Here's Elvis

(20:07):
see one hundred. It is the Bonus Hour. Thank you
for listening today. You know what, I keep finding little
things that you guys are doing, and you're not being
completely honest with me, Like you're tricking me into saying
yes to things. Sometimes we've talked about this right up,
you manipulate me into saying yes to things. But I

(20:28):
just discovered something scary to scary Scary says, Okay, we're
going on in twenty seconds, and I watched my clock
and forty seconds went by. Right. Sometimes is a little
bit of a wind up before we get you to
go on the air, a little bit of a you know,
kind of like propping you up a little bit, kind
of getting you ready, propping me up, getting ready for them. Sorry,

(20:49):
I want to get ready, but you're saying you're saying
you give me a twenty second warning, but it's actually
forty seconds. Yeah, just so we could kind to corral
the room, everybody could kind of come back to sorts
because because people don't know, they don't have a concept
of what twenty seconds is in this room. So well yeah,

(21:14):
because oh god, you don't really want to go there.
But like you know, usually at the end of the
show and we say, hey, we have ten seconds left,
sometimes we spill over like twenty seconds because not just you, Elvis,
but like the entire room. So we kind of can
we come back to the part where you say you
think you have to prop me up? I think that
was actually a great line. We're here, you treat me

(21:39):
like like the women on the View used to treat
Barbara Walters for work. Oh here comes old Elvis. Hello everyone. Yeah,
we don't hear how, we don't care how we get there.
As long as the final product sounds amazing, that that's
all that matters. So Brodie's just sent me a Texas
says the same thing when you're in your office, tell

(22:00):
you have twenty seconds when you actually have a minute,
because we know it takes you twenty seconds to get
up and start moving because you don't always move quickly.
What the F is that all about? You guys are
treating like I'm some some old derelict or something. Is
that oppositional disorder we talked about the other day, Let
me tell you something disorder. Yeah, I am rarely, however,

(22:23):
late getting back into that studio, and you know it.
I know how long songs are. I've been doing this
for it since before you were born. Don't even start.
I would do this back when songs were two minutes long.
It was a long time ago. What froggy, what are
you gonna yell at me about? You know what? I
do the same sort of thing to my wife and
we have to go somewhere. She's like, how far away
is it? I'm like, God, it's gonna take us forty

(22:43):
five minutes to get there. The truth is it's only
going to take us thirty minutes. But if I tell
her it's forty five minutes at least, we're gonna leave
in a decent amount of time where we'll arrive near
on time. When you have people in your life that
you know can't follow time, you have to sometimes fib
one way or the other with him. Well, I'm offended.

(23:06):
I was on the step team in high school, so
it was like all minorities, and we are notorious for
having our own time frame for things. People call it
I s T. That's Indian Standard time CPT, whatever you
want to call it. Our step team instructor actually lied
to us about what time our show started so that
everyone's family would be there in time. He lied by
an hour one hour. He had people just sitting there

(23:27):
waiting because he was like, I know we're gonna be late.
That's a lot an hour. It was effective. Let me
tell you. At the end of the day, I love
you all. Then, thank you. Thank you for looking out
for me because you're you're really do You're propping me up. Yeah,
I'd be a total failure without you're propping me up.
I appreciate that. Hey, um, can I just admit something

(23:49):
And why are you laughing, Daniel, I'm trying to move
off and you up. Thank you? Hey, um. For those
of us who are at home, working at home, or
unemployed and being at home. There are two things that
I find are interesting. The utility companies actually did a

(24:11):
study to see how our lifestyles have changed, and they
can tell by the amount of electricity we use at
different times of day. You want to hear more about this.
It's kind of interesting. Unless you're working out in the dark.
People haven't replaced their morning commute with a home workout. Instead,
it seems like most people are sleeping in, for exampleing
in some areas, electricity to demand usually picks up between

(24:33):
six and eight am, but now it's between eight and
nine am. That's when more and more people are turning
on electricity. Good. Also, our afternoons are less productive. They're saying, uh,
it's as if we're living through a month of Sundays.
When lecturer says electricity wise, before Corona power use rose
between two and five pm. Now it actually goes down

(24:57):
in the afternoons before five o'clock, they say made people
are taking naps, or they're out walking, things are turned off,
or maybe people are conserving in electricity. Are you finding
that you're that you're turning lights off more and you're
conserving more things now, yes, toilet paper, everything. Also, they're
saying through our electricity use that we're staying up later. Absolutely,

(25:19):
they're saying power demands are now dropping an hour later
than before, which means people are staying up later. So
there you have it. I think that's so interesting to
find how out our habits and what's going on in
our lives now that we are living our lives differently
for at least a while now, for some time, a
little short time more. Also, if you're home, either employed

(25:42):
or unemployed, and you're actually feeling calm and feeling okay
with it, do you have any sense of guilt because
of it? Yes, yes, I do talk a little bit well.
I mean, I know that there are so many people
out there who are struggling on multiple levels, whether it's financially,

(26:04):
or you're in a house with somebody you don't want
to be in a home with, or you just are
used to that interaction with people. I know that that's
really problematic for a lot of people. So I think
I'm very fortunate that I don't feel that way right now.
I have an apartment that I like, I'm with my boyfriend, like,
we have things to do. So my heart does go
out to anybody who is struggling right now, I can't
imagine what that would be like for an undisclosed amount

(26:25):
of time. We don't know when there's an end. What
about you, Daniel, You feel the same way a little bit. Yeah,
it's the same thing I feel like, you know, I
enjoy being with my family and I like having them
around and we get along well, and I feel blessed.
But at the same time, I think about, like Gandhi said,
all those people that don't have that or don't get along,
and you know, and then people who have to you know,

(26:46):
what we do every day is a blessing, you know.
I mean, you know, yes, the hours suck sometimes, but
to be honest, you know, a lot of other people
are out there, they don't have jobs right now, or
they're out there, you know, on the front lines trying
to keep themselves healthy and keep people alive, and it's
it's so hard, and it's just like, you know, sometimes
I really do feel guilty. Well a lot of people

(27:08):
who are feeling panic and fright and guilt over the
fact that there are a lot of people out there
who just are struggling right now. Replace all of that
by helping other people and there there, you know, I
could go on and on for hours and hours and hours.
If you do some googling and do some researching in
your neighborhood or in your in your town, in your city,
you can find ways to help people who are living

(27:30):
the struggle. So do that. You know what, you don't
have to feel guilty about about being okay and feeling safe.
That's okay, that's actually good. But it what what it
does do. It gives you the power and the energy
to actually help people. And I know that I do
my things. I don't even talk about this stuff I
do because it's just it's just something you can you do,
you know. Plus, you know there are people out there struggling,

(27:52):
like Froggy and his wife Lisa and their son Caden.
Now that's a struggle each other, morning, noon and night.
And I'm glad you guys feel for me. It's toughening
in a home with people you can I'll stop you. No,
I'm telling you, Lisa is the problem. I am easy
to get along with. I just want to sit back
and do my own thing. Stop throwing stuff. She's throwing

(28:14):
stuff at me. Now you see what I'm saying. I
have been there and said between the two of you
when you've had fights. You are not always the easiest
person to get along with. I'm a dream, Yes, he
is a dream. Whatever she's throwing at him, he is
then eating. Can What is she throwing at you? Popcorn?

(28:35):
Is it edible? Popcorn? Okay? Hey, if you're gonna throw
crap at each other, throw stuff that's edible. Someone with
a kind bar at my head, I would eat no,
not my kind bar man. I love. They have convinced
me these are the healthiest things. I love kind bars.
I love them. Let's get into the Daniel report. Daniel,
can you please give our show for tomorrow night a

(28:57):
little push because a lot of people are loving this
lineup on your asshole, Go onto our Elvis Duran show
account on Instagram and look at the lineup. It's just
just so versatile and so great. Go ahead, So this
is your plan for tomorrow night. So at six pm
Eastern time, you're gonna go to Post Malone because he's

(29:19):
going to be paying tribute to Nirvana. So he's gonna
be live streaming a performance there. You're gonna hang out
with him. You're gonna check that out. That's gonna be cool.
You're gonna donate some money there. Then at eight o'clock
Eastern you're gonna come over to our YouTube channel for
our sit your ass on the couch bowl, and then
you are gonna have your pizza, your potato chips, whatever.
Alessia carl Charlie Pooth, Sophia Carson, Anthony Ramos, Megan Trainer,

(29:43):
the list goes on and on. They're all gonna be
taking the stage. Hopefully Jason Derulo will take his shirt off.
They're all doing it from their houses and Project Cure
is where all of our proceeds will be going there,
so hopefully you can donate some money to that. Mayor
Deblasio said yesterday that he spoke to the CEO of Macy's,
the sponsor of the city's annual firework show, and they

(30:04):
agreed that they will put on some kind of a
show this year. Of course, it's not going to be
what we normally get because they just cannot do it
in the way the world is right now. But they're
thinking it through and they know it's important, so they
are going to do something. They will figure it out.
Today at four o'clock Eastern time, our boys, the Jonas Brothers,
they're announcing something. We don't know what it is, but

(30:26):
we know it's something, so tune in. They're up to something,
they're shifting. I don't know if I trust those Jonas brothers.
Give you an update on my Jonas brothers fish. You
know my three I have? Yeah, it's three of them,
the Jonas brothers. They gave birth. There's a new little
little little fish in there. Oh or whatever you have

(30:50):
to rename them. They lay uh. The family of Stephen
Hawkins has donated his ventilator to a hospital in the
UK to help fight COVID nineteen, so that was very
nice of them. Mr skin dot com wants your drawings
of your favorite nude scenes or today celebrity moments. He's

(31:11):
gonna pick three winners and there's cash prizes. Who That
will be pretty cool if you want to do that.
And when he used in there is a movie in
the works. It is called I Want to Dance with Somebody.
Her family is actually involved in this process. So they're
saying because of that, it's not gonna be salacious, which
is most people want, which you know, but at least
maybe it'll be more truthful. I don't know, maybe less truthful.

(31:35):
Who the hellos Anyway, that's on the way. Tonight, You've
got the NFL Draft, the Real Housewives of New York City.
We'll keeping up with the Kardashians, Total Bella's. And Elvis said,
there's a gay porn bookstore that Netflix has a show
about called Circus of Books. If you're into that sort
of thing, this is great for you. You're you're missing
the point. This book store. It was a gay porn

(31:56):
bookstore back in the day in West Hollywood, right and
the couple a man and a woman, and they had
a family everything. They ran this, this gay porn bookstore.
The thing is that they were such great supporters of
the gay community, especially during the time from of AIDS
and stuff like that. It really is a touching documentary.
And uh, it's not like if you're into that kind

(32:18):
of thing, it's not it's not a it's not an
X rated for film or documentary. Okay, thank you, Elvis,
And that's my Rob Daniel report. Thank you Daniel. If
you're um, Hello Stacy, Welcome to the Z one hundred
Bonus Hour. Good morning, Elvis, what's going I love it.

(32:42):
You're just like Nate. You sing when you talk. Good morning,
what's up? Stay what's on your mind? Well, I, um,
you know, I totally agree with Danielle. I am. I
work for a major insurance company and I'm so blessed
to be able to work from home because I know
there are so many people out there that are struggling
and it hurts my heart. I'm extremely emotional. Um. You know,

(33:06):
I cry when I'm happy, I cry when I'm sad,
I cry when I'm angry. Um. But on the same token,
you know, I feel so blessed. But on the flip
side of that, UM, I'm I live alone and I'm
a hugger and I am not okay. I need a
darn hug from somebody. You need some scary get over

(33:28):
there and hug her. I'm just like you. Well, look,
we feel your past. You know it is a struggle.
But you know what, and you are so blessed and
you seem to be you know, even though you're an
emotional person, that's great. I love the fact that you're
you're not afraid to show a vulnerability because that's strength.
But if you can find a way to help some others,

(33:48):
you know, safely do it. It makes you feel good
And I'm so glad you're listening to us and you
hang in there. Okay, I have to tell you all this.
I'm so The one thing I love the most about
being able to come home is I could come listen
to the show day while you're talking. I love it.

(34:08):
All right? Can we send Stacy some scrubs? These are great?
These are the very very limited edition Elvis Duran Morning
Show scrubs from Hackensack Meridian. You're gonna love things. We're
gonna send him over to the house. Okay, awesome, Stacy,
hold on one second and you'll be hugging people before
you know it. Absolutely what scary? What do you want
to say? Nothing? We have to scarry. We have to

(34:30):
take a break. No you you know you say. You
held up your hand like you're gonna say yeah, so yeah,
Hackensack Meridian Health. But you covered it already, you did. Oh,
thank you? All right, taking a break, We'll be back
after this. You're listening to a bonus hour of Elvis

(34:50):
Duran and the one hundred Morning Show. Here's Elvis. See.
We should get Carrie Lee a better microphone for her
traffic report. She has. I think she has the same
that the same microphone that Brody uses for his Broken
Voice podcast that he literally should spend more money. He

(35:10):
has the yetty snowball or whatever. Oh he needs the
blue Yettie. That's the good one. Get the blue Yettie.
I'm brody. I'll help you out. I'm gonna send you
a real microphone anyway, carry Lee, thank you for the update. Uh,
we gotta get out of here. We've had so much
fun during the bonus hour. Uh should we play some
d m X to get us out of here? Yeah?

(35:31):
Little stop drop shut him down? Open up shop? What
are we listening to? Are you up? Everyone's sake? Piece out,
piece out everybody doggo nick out popping gogo nicki gogol

(35:56):
popping gos to bring it to you count then it's
gonna be quick or you made the b in the
chill before something like oh no the mother, catch you
running with? Get done with done quick? You're gonna prouke
the dog or some bum high they go the thing
now one point? Hold up with some tumble. Ain't that
summer remind me of a strip clubs? Every time you
come around, it's like, what, I just gotta get my

(36:17):
ox up and I don't know who do you think
you're talking your truth, but I'm not him. My expect
to what what you do when you're gonna find yourself
every next someone else? And we all thought you loved yourself,
but that couldn't have been the issue. Or maybe they't
just singing that now because they miss you. Maybe they're
time the tissue. That's when you lay it on your back,
looking at the truth of the church, pret the telling
the truth. And it hurts yag all that you lose

(36:38):
my lines up there up in there, dog go that
ego all out up in there, up in there, yag
gonna make me act on there up in there, dogna
mack dose my cools up in there, up in here,
off the chain and leaf soft of the brain, they'll

(36:58):
walk the fame of the name. First of all, you
ain't back long enough to be for me. You do
ain't long enough. So whatever it is you come on,
They got you thinking that you're superman. I got the
drifting night and a snack from the mic. Characters said,
even to her actors, what's gonna be the outcome that's
out of all the fact that you whacked and twist
the girls the wall, you broke the kid ain't Jorge
and everybody know the old man saying stupid. You'd be like,

(37:21):
so I love I ain't me mother, I never let
her go. I'm tired of week one of the wound
that it was long with them. It's from with them.
Get up a frield like my managing this who get
it off the strip of the hand for them, man
dog maky lo love mine up in there, dog go
leck go all out up in there, up in there,

(37:43):
dog go macke act the fool up there, up in there,
dog on Lecky, lose my fool up in here, up
in head, bring down rains a happy get cursed the head.
No more talks. You put him been a searchin. You
keep BOMs that you're trying to end up red my
end up fact that end up there? Did you the
soft type, white face up north type. It's like a

(38:06):
soft fighting the doll blood sticken in water. We defence
you the luod and we click at the slotter the
thick in the order. The more before now when the
everybody come out, when the body burned out sitting then
to shut out, I'm gonna out out from this mouth.
I'm a blow was done out, just sing Mike it's
about to see missing, and you know who's gonna find
you all the more man fishing grandma wishing your soul depressed.

(38:28):
But it's hard to that jest besides of the hole
in your chat. Y'all goll nicky no go line there
up in here, y'all gonna let go all out up
in here, up in here, y'all gonna nicky act up there,
up in here, down go let you lose my bones
up there, up in there. WoT you give me, y'all side,

(38:52):
give me yourself. Don't give me outside the outside, Oh my,
ain't get me outside. Don't do me outside to be outside,
down outside street, street, to be outside, if it outside