April 22, 2020 • 37 mins
We talk about our HUGE 'Stay at home Ball' happening on Friday. We talked about a call we got from a Frontline worker , Bill, and his experience working in a hospital.The show talked to a worker from The Port Authority and what people are doing for them everyday.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another hour of radio excellence. What he What
a show we had today? Yes, we are the radio excellence. Danielle,
you are radio excellent. Uh. It is an honor and
a privilege to be able to be here for this
(00:21):
extra hour. We know that more and more people are
waking up late and they just need some company, and
we're here to do it. Plus, what else are we
gonna do? I mean, Danielle, if you didn't work right now,
what would you go do? Tell me? I probably go
bake something. That's about it right now? All right? Well,
there you go time. What about you? Gandhi? Daniel would
bake bread, you would bake your brain. What would you
(00:42):
do right now if you if you were working, well,
exactly what I do. Bake myself and then go eat
Danielle's bread. There you got, all right? If you didn't
do the Proust Hour, what would you be doing? I'd
go eat something? Yeah, what about you, scary? I would
definitely be going home to take it down, no doubt
about it. That funny. We take naps, not even tired.
(01:04):
It's the strangest thing. Well, welcome to the Bonus Hour.
You know, one of the big highlights of the show
today is we announced our Stay at Home Ball, which
is happening this Friday night at eight o'clock. You can
watch it on our YouTube Elvis Duran Show channel. I
couldn't go down the entire list of all of the
incredible artists who agreed to do this for us, but
it would take an entire we'd have to have like
(01:25):
a bonus two hours. I mean it is a but
I tell you what. One of our favorites who's showing
up for our Friday Night Stay at Home Ball is
Jason Derulo. Do you want to start the show out
with a little Jason Drillo? What's the on you want
to hear? Daniel? I know you're the biggest Jason Drmulo fan. Um,
you know what I say? Just surprised me? Play something good,
(01:49):
something Jason Drillo? What is it scary? What should be played?
Old school riding solo? How about that one? Excellent? Here
we go Jason Brulo. Where the stars from our Stay
at Home Ball Friday Night on the info at on
this trend dot com. Yeah yeah, I feel it like
a start to get stop shine. I'm not down my
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head say I'm so hollow, hollow, hollow, Sollo Sollo. Yeah,
I'm feeling good tonight, finally doing me and it feels
so right. Oh kind of do the things I like
going to the club, baverything's all right? Oh, no one
the answer to no one is gonna argue no. And
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since I got that hold off me, I'm living life
now that I'm free. Yeah, don't make your other Now,
I'm like, come jee, how I made it through the weather.
Many days I can't get it. I'm so sorry that
it do work out. I'm moving on. I'm so sorry,
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but it's so down. The pain is good, I say
the back behind, I'm jumping in my ride. I'm heading
out tonight. I'm hollow. I'm not hollow. I'm in hollow.
Come right and sollo hollow like a starting to kiss,
Stop my shine, I'm going time my head saying sky,
I'm hollow corn hollow and sollow Sollo, Sollo. Now I'm
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feeling how I should never a new single could do this?
Stop playing miss understood back in the game. Who knew?
So flat? Time I spread my wings? Loving myself makes
me want a single? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I'm making
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together and now I'm like, I'm jem I made it
through the weather, Mata days, I can't get better. I'm
so sorry, work out, I'm moving on. I'm so sorry.
It's over there. The pain is good. Random bending down tonight,
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I'm tolo tolo none solomine solo solo, starting to get
stop my shin. I'm time down my head said in
the sky, I'm solo corn solo, a man solo, madam
solo solo so sho. It's like, oh oh oh, I'm
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living my life and gastressed no more. I'm putting on
my face the cover, black eyes in my round and
bending up tonight. I'm solo. I'm run solo, A man solo,
A man solo solo like story get My Shine by
time Man, what a great song writing solo. Jason Elo
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on one hundred the Bonus Hour love that. So he
is one of many who will be performing as we
do our stay at home ball we wanted to be.
We wanted to call it, what stay at home and
sit on your ball? What do we want to call it?
I don't know. Yeah, let's right, we're gonna call it
sit on your ass ball. Okay, Hey, you know what,
(05:36):
when you're my age, you'll learn what that really feels like, guys,
you know, aren't you glad you have a bonus hour
with us? You can hear about testicles. It's such just
a great day. What a country it is, Blur's day.
The boys are already doing shots of what are you
drinking today? What's the name of this bourbon? And Beacon bourbon.
(05:58):
It's very good, but we're not doing shots. Were sipping it. However,
Scotty b feels compelled anytime he has a drink in
his hand to do it as a shot, and he
was everything a shot. Oh, Scott, forget other. My other
famous shot of a favorite shot of the day was
scary ate a big tube of Eminem's and then did
a shot of chocolate protein shake to wash it on
(06:21):
the Eminem's. It was like, I was like, I can
see you as we were telling the story, Gandhi's mouth
was like I don't know, I don't know. Just cold
water to wash that all the way. God. Hey, so
we had our friend Carrie on the phone the other day.
You think your troubles are bad, Let's go talk. Let's
(06:43):
go talk to carry line. Hi, Carrie, thanks for your
follow up call to our bonus hour on Hey, guys, well, so,
as you know, last time Carrie was on the phone,
she was in a line around wrapped around the growth
restore or the restaurant right to buy forty pounds of
(07:03):
chicken for forty dollars. Right, you were so excited about that, Carrie,
I really was. It's like the highlight of my day. Fortunately,
how long did you wait in line for your forty
pounds forty? It was a good three hours. What happened?
What happened? Um, So, as I'm pulling up to the
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guy to give him my money, he goes, that was
the last box the wings to the guy in front
of you. So I didn't get any chicken. They were
completely sold out and I had to just thank then. Well,
you know, this is like so now you feel you
know what it feels like if you're Caller ninety nine
when we're doing Caller one hundred contests, you're like, what, Carry,
(07:54):
this is just awful? Isn't it funny that that this
is like, this is sad, This is sad but really
awful things going on in this world. I still had
to check in with Carry to see if you got
our chair. Yes, we can send her some of our
Z one hundred Hackensack, Meridian Health scrubs. Oh, that's real,
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forty pounds of chicken. I wouldn't send you chicken, but
it's perishable. It's gonna stink by the time of games.
Chicken guy. Of all the things we have, we don't
have a chicken guy that we can get her forty
chicken real quick. I don't where, Like, what pound do
you live in? What city? I live in Simpsonville, South Carolina.
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Chicken on Simpsonville, South Carolina. I tell you why, we're gonna.
We're gonna definitely send you some scrubs, and if we
find a spare chicken sent around, a live chicken will
have to do. But hold on much second, Carrie, I'm
so sorry for your heartache. By the way, thank you stuck.
(09:02):
It really doesn't If that's the worst problem in Carry's life,
Carry's living a good life. Can I leave work early? Why?
I just found out there's a waffle house pop up
in my neighborhood. It takes set up a tent of
cooking waffles and they're stopping at ten thirty. Oh, how
(09:26):
far of a drive is it from your house? If
I left like right now, I might get there. Maybe
I think Lisa is already under way, and maybe she'll
bring back a waffle Yeah, waffle house pop up. I
didn't even know there was such a thing. It's like,
it's like the heavens opened up in a waffle House
pop up ship. Here's the point I'm trying to make.
These are the big problems of the day. Why don't you,
(09:48):
Why don't you run and then call us on the way.
Let's see if you make it to the waffle House
pop up. Okay, you know, alright, alright, Now should we
get to like the real three things that are what's scary? One,
I just want to tell you that waffle House little
pop ups are popping up in neighborhoods not too far
from where there are waffle houses. And also you can
(10:10):
order online now. I just ordered a giant gallon container
of their hash browns and waffles and they ship them.
They do, Yes, go to the go to waffle house
dot com and you can buy them and you'll see
I've made the waffles. You can see why they're so
delicious when you see what you have to put in
them to make them. Oh boy, thank you. Yes, So
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna order some waffle house stuff. Now,
(10:30):
this is the most trite, shallow show we've ever done.
He's important things, though, people really care chicken and waffle
batter right now? Okay, okay, let's get into the three
things we definitely need to know. Uh gandhi, what's going on?
All right? Governor Cuomo says he had a good meeting
(10:52):
with President Trump at the White House yesterday. The governor
asked Trump to help double the testing in New York
as soon as possible, from twenty thousand a day to
four thousand a day, and emphasize the need to increase
funding for states as for the state as well. The
governor also said he was happy to have the U.
S n S Comfort, but on a good note, it's
no longer needed and can be deployed to an area
where it may be better used. And we've all seen this,
(11:15):
right the decrease in New York City traffic right now, Nate,
Scotty and scary I'll see it on their way in.
But how about this Legislation is expected to be introduced
today that would shut down city streets during the lockdown completely.
That would close off about seventy five miles of streets
and all five boroughs, allowing more room for social distancing,
but Mayre de Blasio is not on board with the
plan right now, and finally, today's Earth Day, and it's
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our fiftieth anniversary of appreciating this lovely planet on which
we live. And interestingly enough, with just about a month
of the world locking down, we are seeing some serious
improvements lower levels of pollution, less poaching, cleaner waterways, and
the return of different animal species like manta rays and
sea turtles thriving in South Florida, swans and dolphins in Venice, Italy,
and a lot of the native populations in our own
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national parks. Elvis was talking about how badly he would
love to be at one of those right now, because
all the animals are out and about, and all it's
up was humans going away for just a little bit exactly.
But if I was there, I'd be ruining everything. So
it's like, okay, yeah, Froggy, why are you still here?
I thought you went to the waffle house pop up.
Lisa's going She's gonna bring back food, but if it's
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just one per person, and then she brings back for
her and you don't get any Yeah, because I sent
her to get it. So that would indv for me.
Can we talk about all the people who probably listening
to sent Penis pictures to Mayor di Blasio. I can't wait.
I can't believe this is happening. Mayor and his team
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they created a text This is a serious thing. Look,
you know, I don't I never agree with Governor I
mean Mayor di Blasio, but his team created this text
line Saturday for people to send tips if they saw
groups of people violating social distancing orders. Right, good idea.
So people fly in his tip line with actual pictures
of tips, penus tips. Well, it's like, I don't know anyway.
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So if you're listening to our show, are one of
the people who sent Mayor to Blasio a picture of
your wiener? Congratulations, he got it, he saw them. Uh,
and there you go. We gotta take a break with that.
It is the bonus Hours. We're back. You're listening to
(13:35):
a bonus hour of Elvis Durand and the Z one
hundred Morning Show. Here's Elvis see one hundred the Bonus hour, sunny, gorgeous.
I just took a little Maxi out for a little
peepee walk and uh, it's deceiving because you look out
the window it's, oh my god, beautiful, and you walk
outside you're like, oh god, it's cold. What happened? It's
but it's a beautiful day. What says the one hundred?
(13:57):
Weather like today? Scary? We gotta mix a sunny clown today,
hive around fifty three. It's gonna feel colder than that though,
overnight lows in the mid thirties and then tomorrow clouds
again when maybe high fifty one could be a shower
in the area. Right now, it's forty three. It feels
colder than that though. A big shout out and a
big old mountain of love going out to Officer Chris
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who's online one by the way, scary uh works of
course for Port Authority. Hi Chris, how are you doing today?
Al Right, guys, good morning. How's everybody doing. We're doing well.
I'm hearing word that people are bringing food to uh
you and your co workers at the Port Authority while
you're keeping safe. Yeah. You know, there's these these two
uh two moms in Merrick. They Jill Levine and Brooke Jones,
(14:41):
started this uh nicole of Delmo Americ helping our heroes,
and they raised money apparently in like the first two
days they raised like twenty thou dollars and uh they
place orders with local restaurants to help boost you know,
their sales, and then they send money to first responders,
you know, the hotel how hospitals, um, you know, supermarket workers.
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They've they've really been doing a wonderful thing, I must
admit to you. Uh. We hear from people every day saying, hey,
I want to help. I want to buy lunch for
port authority officers. I want to buy lunch for E. M.
S Or hospital staff? How do I do it? And
I never really have an answer for them, because I'm
sure it's by the community, because yours is a local
it's a local, local thing. But doing a big job.
(15:26):
I'm wondering if there's like one resource we could turn to, Gandhi,
Daniel someone if you could look into it or Brody
so people can help out. So okay, so you guys
are working your asses off, you're keeping us safe, You're
getting lots of food. Have you gained any weight with
all this food that's coming in? Actually I've lost weight
for this whole thing you have, But it did. It
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took a little trying. You know. Yeah, well my ass
is fatter than ever. I just want to share that
with you. Hey, so being with the port authority, how
are things going on at the airport's right now? I mean,
I'm assuming it's a ghost town or yes or no,
I don't know. Obviously it's it's pretty pretty slow. But
this to still work to be done, you know, especially
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we have a lot of construction going on this, you know,
that's still moving ahead, so you know, there's things to
be done here. There's still people here that's still you know,
still work. I heard that a friend of mine who
works with one of the airlines, so they well, united huge.
They only do thirteen flights a day, I think in
and out of new work or I don't know. I
mean as opposed to hundreds and hundreds of them. But
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you know what, it's kind of interesting. People are starting
to book flights again. The prices are going back up.
They're booking for later in the year, so you'll see,
don't you worry I talking about I hear people talking
about booking cruises because they're getting such fantastic deals. I'm
not sure when I'll be going on a cruise ship. Yeah, well,
you know, we all have to put our little toe
(16:56):
in the water eventually. Sometimes I don't know's I don't.
I can't even imagine walking down a city street with
people on it right now. That's how removed I am
from that reality. But look, and this is about you
right now. I want to say thank you for Chris
and everyone working at Port Authority to keep it safe.
Port Authority. Uh, I don't know if anyone knows you're
born and raised in New York or New Jersey? Do you?
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Does everyone really know everything the Port Authority keeps safe?
It's huge you guys. You guys are in charge of
facilities a lot of people don't even know about. So
thank you for all you do. Thank you so much. No, thanks,
thank you very much. And you know we really appreciate
you guys, you know, still being on the air doing
your thing, keeping everybody laughing, having a good time, a
little break from reality. Yeah, there's nothing real about this
(17:39):
about us anyway. Thank you, Chris, have a safe day.
Thank you so much. All right now, thank you. Take
care you guys, be careful, you two, Thank you you
be careful. By the way, Garrett just sent me a
message frontline foods dot Org Frontline Foods dot Org. That's perfect.
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I saw like I'm a little slow today. Speaking of slow,
did you guys uh see our Christmas show last night
on on Instagram live? We did want to sound we
have it. No, I don't want to relieve anything. We
had so much fun. I will tell you. We got
the idea from Danielle, Danielle and Sheldon to do these shows.
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I mean all the time, and it looks like you
have so much fun, and uh it was Alex said,
why do we do Let's do a live Instagram Let's
just do something, but let's do it special, let's dress up,
let's do so we sat down and I cannot tell
you how much I loved working in a partnership with
Alex on a project like that. It was We've never
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really done anything like that. It was so much fun,
and uh, look we did it for us. Obviously, we
didn't do it for for anyone else because it's not
really that entertaining. I don't I don't know, but a
lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. And
we had so much fun putting it together, and Uncle
Hny was a part of it. If you want to
watch it, it's a still part of my my Instagram
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story and uh, and I think we're saving it somewhere
else to just the hell of it. Hey, Jersey for Jersey.
This concert looks like it's it's gonna be huge. You
can hear it on Z one hundred. Daniel has all
the details. What do you have, Danielle, Yeah, so huge
celebrities like John bon Jovi and Halsey, Bruce Springsteen, John Stewart,
You've got people from the Giants and Charlie Pooth and
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Kelly Rippa. I mean, honestly, it goes on and on,
and of course the funds will help to fight fight
the impact of COVID nineteen. It's taking place tonight at
seven pm Eastern Time. You can hear it on Z one.
Um and um, that's really all you need to know
tonight seven pm and listen to it on Z one
Hunter because it's definitely gonna be a lot of fun
to listen to and you're gonna want to donate money
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and help out. So we're watching each other in our
own private zoom room and Scary just gave me two
fingers up like this, Now, what does that? What does
that mean? I was adding to Danielle's conversation that you
can also watching watch the concert ont V as well. Okay,
but we don't want them to do that. We want
right we We worked for Z one hundred, so that's
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why we're saying, listen to it on Z one hundred.
So I'm gonna hold up one finger. Scary probably my point.
My point is this, when we're doing the show and
we're talking and then you see someone do some kind
of signal in the zoom room, we don't know. I
don't know what it means. It's like we're talking to
(20:27):
this whole new language. My sign language is if I
point at my two eyeballs and then point to you,
is see okay to me? That means you're to me?
That means you're watching me, isn't it? Yeah? It looks
like a threat. If you're pointing two fingers at your
eyes and you point them at their eyes, doesn't that
mean I'm keeping an eye on you? Yeah? Is that not? Sometimes?
(20:50):
Like Mediterranean curse? Did you curse us? Scary? What do
you do the Mallorca with? Ma York? What's that thing called? Like?
I need to get that job so it could ward
off the eve line and I will tell you an
answer to Garrett's question on on our private page. Yes,
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we had to go to the addict to pull out
the Santa Claus costumes for last night. You know what
we discovered whilst up there? We have eight Santa Claus costumes.
What the hell? Where did that come from? Nobody strange? Uh?
Scotty B has an etiquette question for elevators elevators. You
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know what, I haven't been on an elevator in and
it seems like months. I don't know. Yeah, what's your well,
what's your questions? I just went up to the mail
room to get some envelopes for the scrubs I have
to mail out um And as I was going back
to the elevator and the doors were closing, a woman
came running up to the elevator and I just let
the doors close. I don't want anyone in there with me.
Is that okay? Now? What did you push it the
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door closed? Yes? I was like I was pushing it.
I didn't want anyone coming in with me. But that's okay, now,
isn't it. I don't know. Look, I haven't been near
an elevator, so who am I to answer? But I
would think if you're working in a in a building
like you guys are working in it and there's not
that many employees. If I saw someone else on an elevator,
I would say, oh, that's okay, I'll wait for the
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next one. It's it's all good if they But didn't
they say no, come on in. I'm like, no, it's
like getting scary soundproof van. I don't want to get in,
like made that CARDI B sound on your phone, Coronavia,
Nate Night. Nate and I shared an elevator yesterday and
we stood in far corners, so I was in one
corner all the way in the front and he was
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in the other corner all the way in the back.
That was okay, I think, yeah, I would, I would
hold off on taking an elevator, but she was running
for it. Yeah no, I closed that quick. She was like,
we don't know, but she's like, m this victim on
the end of it. I think I'll go and infect
(23:01):
him now. Button. This just in from Mayor di Blasio.
Fourth of July. Fireworks show will go on despite pandemic.
This just in, Okay, thank you, may Yeah, because you
can watch that from your television, No matter what. You
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can watch it from your window. You're good, You're good,
Thank you, mah a texture. Hey, Elvis, watched your your
Alex and Elvis uh at the piano show last night.
Please tell me when you took piano lessons. I don't
remember from the book. You didn't write about taking Well,
I did take piano lessons at a very early age.
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I'll leave it at that. You are crushing it on
those keys. I don't know how you play with no hands.
I need to learn that. Yeah, did you hear a piano? Yes? Okay,
that's all that piano. That piano where I was sitting
the keys. They call it the action. I guess whatever
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it's called. It was actually working the keys. We're hitting
the strings, and that piano was was actually doing its
job last night. You're not a sucky pianist. You're very good.
What sucky pianist? Pianist here? You're not a sucky pianist?
Maybe later on I sucky? Did you just say sucky pianist? One?
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I did proudly. I am not a no when it
comes to sucky pianist, I'm not warm. No, do we
take a break. We've lost our minds. We can thank
you just turned his back to you. We're gonna take
(24:57):
a break now. I'm gonna walk away from the microphone
slowly while looking up at whistling. Uh, this is the
bonus hour at one. I don't know what it means,
but we'll figure it out. More to come your way.
You're listening to a bonus hour of Elvis Duran and
then show here's Elvis Z one h bonus hour. I'm
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getting hungry. I'm ready to eat. Yeah, you know. Uh, straighten, Nate,
what do you want to do? How's your how's your
how's your life going out there? As the senior executive
producer of this crazy sinking ship? I think we had
a great show today. I mean, what are you laughing at?
It's like crazy sinking ship? And you just answered like, yes,
(25:41):
captain here, it's always I don't think you were here, Guardy.
I made the comparison that I am the captain of
a ship taken over by pirates because I try and
run things, but inevitably it's Elvis grabbing the wheel. Yeah,
the ship over to starboard or whatever direction it happens
(26:04):
to be. But no, I think, yeah, exactly, No, I
think we had a great show I think, you know,
we did a lot of things that helped everybody in
in their daily lives and their routines, and I'm proud
of that. Well, I want to give you a big
thank you again, uh for sending us that call from Bill.
Bill is a nurses manager at a hospital up in
(26:24):
Queens and uh we recorded this call and played it
this morning and the wow, the response has been massive. Uh.
It's a very important call to hear. We uh, we stand,
we stand behind airing it because actually I was We
did have a few people texting saying they work with Bill,
(26:44):
they work for him. We made sure he's he's legit
and he is in His story is remarkable. So you
if you follow us at Elvis durand show on Instagram
or on wherever, we have his entire call up for
you to listen to and play it for your friends,
share it with your friends. So I want to say
thank you to you. You did an incredible job as
(27:07):
our senior executive producer today. Thanks doing my job. You
build it all the work and I think what we
are doing, it's it's in moments like that that I
feel like what we're doing actually makes a difference, you know.
I think we come in here and we joke around
and and we every day I think, just to pull
back the curtain a little bit, we we kind of
look at each other, right, what are we talking about?
What are we doing? And we have these little moments
(27:29):
that help us make a story. And and I feel
like that was one of them today. So I can't
wait for the next one, because that's what's helping me
get through this. Hello to Susette Santos, who sent a text.
Been listening to Z one hundred since the very beginning.
She's a registered nurse for Visiting Nurse Services in New
York and they serve all five boroughs Long Island, Westchester.
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We are a home care service, she says, that's taking
care of people who are homebound, including an influx of
COVID patients sent home. I want to thank you guys
for recognizing all the essential service people, and I want
you to know that you and everyone at Z one
hunter you're very important to our morale and we thank
you for getting us through our day. Well. We thank you,
We thank you, We thank you from the bottom of
(28:10):
our pitiful arts. Thank you so much for all you're doing.
Absolutely scary, our dark he has. Scary has informed me
that he went to the men's room and was socially
distancing while using the bathroom. Scary, let's go to you
for a live report. Well, it was, you know, kind
of an awkward moment because Nate was in there and
he was there's only two urinals in the men's room,
(28:32):
and I'm like, I will turned the corner. I'm like,
whoa mats in there? So I had to go to
the There's two stalls and two urinals, so I had
to go to the far stall, which is seven eight
feet away and do my business there. Even though I
didn't need to use the stall, I was forced to
use the stall. It's amazing how we do this so naturally. Now,
(28:53):
you know, we don't even think about this distancing. And
I washed my hands on sick number five and he
was on sick number one. Yeah, oh good. I was
about to ask where did you wash your hands? And
did you wash your hands? Uh? It's this name is
when you do make your necessary trip to the grocery
store and you have your basket in front of you,
it is like working a puzzle because you have to
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always like okay, anticipate their next move and then you
pull over and let them go by, you know. But
some but sometimes it's you know, you you think you're
doing the right thing, and then someone will look at
you like you're doing the wrong thing. You're like, what
did I do? I don't know? What did I do? This?
This is why going to the grocery store is. It's
not a fun thing. It's a necessary thing to do.
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But working that puzzle in the grocery store, it's like
you leave there and your head is like hurting, like
oh my god. But you get your taco shells and
go home. It was taco Tuesday. Hey, I thought today
was Thursday? Is it Wednesday? Yesterday? Just say because you
guys were saying it's Blurs Day and I was thinking
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it's Thursday, but it's Wednesday. No, because nobody knows. We
have no no idea. Here's a text. Last night, my dad,
who doesn't drink, he just doesn't like drinking, got drunk
because the actors on his show made whiskey on the
rocks look so delicious. He got wasted and ended up
yakking in a bucket, and then he went to bed
this morning. This morning, he's extremely hungover. So as his
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twenty three year old daughter. I'm currently getting revenge on
him for all the times I've come home drunk and
he'd wake me up during my hangover slumber time, for
the videos of him puking in a bucket, going after
all our siblings quarantine with it does look great. You
know you watched it. I don't know if any of
you watched uh Madmen. It was just one of the
(30:43):
best shows ever. I didn't, and uh Straight eight is
the one who got me to watch it. But after
you watch it, it's of course said in the seventies,
after you watch it, you want to like smoke a
cigarette while drinking a scotch, because that's all they did
in the middle of in in the middle of the day,
in the middle of their offices, They're drinking scotch and
smoking cigarettes. I'm like, what the F is that? What
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kind of world was that? When I was a kid,
my dad, God rest his soul, would be in the
driver's seat, my mother in the passenger seat. I would
be in the back seat, none of us wearing seatbelts. Okay,
mom and dad both smoking cigarettes and Dad has a
solo cup filled with a cocktail, and we're going we're
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I remember my grandfather would pick me up and I'd
be all dirty from at the lake or whatever, and
I would go to get in the cab, but the
truck you'd go or get your ass in the back,
and I'd have to ride in the very back of
the truck. And that's where I wrote. We'd be going
down the highway seventy miles an hour. I'm in the
back of the truck, like no problems. This is crazy,
and we all lived to talk about it. It's the
(31:45):
strangest cramp I don't know. Let's get into the last
annual report, Danielle, Report of the day, and we had
a special request on the text for our goodbye farewell
song for the day We've got we got that coming
up free all right, daniel you're all right. Well, I'm
sure by now you've heard of about our Stay at
Home Ball. It's going on this Friday night a p m.
Eastern time. Sit your ass on the couch and stay
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at home and watch all of our favorite artists on
our Elvis Rand YouTube channel. Louis Capaldi, Kesha, Jason Derulo,
Alessia Cara, Anthony Ramos. I mean, the list goes on
and on and proceeds go to Project Cure. So we're
excited about that. Bt S the docuseries behind the Scenes,
look at the Band on the Road. It's gonna follow
(32:27):
the three fifty one day journey um from the Love
Yourself Tour to the Speak Yourself Tour. April. You can
pre order it and then you're gonna get your first
episode in May. So I know a lot of BTS
fans are very excited about that. The all in Challenge
dot com if you haven't gone there today to see
what you can bid on, They've already made over fifteen
million dollars. But we are waiting for this Friends reunion
(32:50):
to take place on HBO Max. You could bid on
being there and having coffee with the cast of Friends
on the central perk set. How incredible would that be?
It would be insane, So why don't you go and
do that? Also, if you are a fan of the Office,
the cast of the Office has landed has launched a
coronavirus fundraising campaign Oscar, Creed, Meredith and jan They are
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donating a virtual date with them at amaze dot com. Also,
like I said, for charity, and they're gonna give you
some behind the scenes, dirt, some secrets that you may
not have known. Uh. Tonight, it is the one night
event featuring Um, some of your biggest celebrities, the Jersey
for Jersey Pandemic Relief Fund show. You've got Jump on
(33:33):
Jovi and Halsey and Bruce Springsteen, and it will be
broadcast on Z one hundred. Even though Scary says it's
also on television, we want you to listen to it
on Z one because that's where we get our paycheck
from survivors. On tonight, you also have the Mass singer,
and you have Um on People Magazine is giving you
(33:54):
Harry and Megan a royal rebellion over on the c W.
And also b Et has a really cool COVID nineteen
concert happening tonight with a lot of great artists. And
it is Earthday, so I know over on the Disney Channel,
and I know in a lot of other stations they're
doing a lot of cool stuff for Earth Day as well.
And that is my Danielle report. Oh thank you, Danielle.
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Here we go. No, don't turn that off. Let's just
play the song and get out of here. Put play
the song. Here we Go. The first request we got
when we walked in this morning at see when you
end your bonus hour, can you end it with a
little jump up, jump up and get down. All right,
we're doing it, We're doing it. I hope you have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What we believe is Thursday day.
(34:40):
Say peace. Everybody battle, try the whole coat the sucker
jump do about them in the art, and then I'll
(35:01):
pick up. Pump sit feeling. Don't get empty the dumpkin.
I got more downs in this cup that I dumpkin.
Gonna try to show not I bot from the kicks
on the head with my MoMA. I came nick it down.
I came to get down, so get down to see
jump around, chop around, chop around, chop around, chump up,
(35:22):
chop my get down to tell me. Everybody talk, to
tell me, everybody talk. Tell me. I still get but
you're making do pick the girl steps up from stacking
up work to your arms. I came to drop arm.
I got more rings, and your bother's got SOMs, and
just like about a good son, I returned or any
(35:45):
one step but then me you'll get burning because I
got there, and but you ain't got none. If you
come you battering a shotgun shot, but I don't get
the focus I do to the dem trying to step him.
Make your ticket as cup, I got the skills, don't
get your bill because when I shoot the gift, I
stood think I can nick it down. I came nick
it down, Get down to seating, jo around, chump around,
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chomb around, chum, bend chump funk, check up and get
down to tell me everbody to watch, tell me, tell
me talking about tell me king any married me kidd
(36:30):
Never from the claim of the crop, I right to
the top. I never eat any because of my buddy.
Yet torminator like on a Fortna, trying to play me
out like this if my name was Saga. But I
ain't going out like no problem. I'm stally or when
I might switch it up, bucking around down when I
get head and then you read up in the dorn
of to day, I'm coming to get you. I'm coming
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to get you, and up Leary told me, I watch you.
I came nick it down. I came to get down
forget down to seating, for around, chop around, toberon, tober on,
chob to open your down to something. Tell him when
your body to want to telling me how by tebout
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something tell him with everybody's hoop like something telling up
to want something? Tell me is everybody's to tell bags
up to toth bag. Nobody took to pains up to
the drop. Bring just get a curry, Bring with the
burg of inge, to on bing rap the book line,
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Bring ye ban
Welcome to another hour of radio excellence. What he What
a show we had today? Yes, we are the radio excellence. Danielle,
you are radio excellent. Uh. It is an honor and
a privilege to be able to be here for this
(00:21):
extra hour. We know that more and more people are
waking up late and they just need some company, and
we're here to do it. Plus, what else are we
gonna do? I mean, Danielle, if you didn't work right now,
what would you go do? Tell me? I probably go
bake something. That's about it right now? All right? Well,
there you go time. What about you? Gandhi? Daniel would
bake bread, you would bake your brain. What would you
(00:42):
do right now if you if you were working, well,
exactly what I do. Bake myself and then go eat
Danielle's bread. There you got, all right? If you didn't
do the Proust Hour, what would you be doing? I'd
go eat something? Yeah, what about you, scary? I would
definitely be going home to take it down, no doubt
about it. That funny. We take naps, not even tired.
(01:04):
It's the strangest thing. Well, welcome to the Bonus Hour.
You know, one of the big highlights of the show
today is we announced our Stay at Home Ball, which
is happening this Friday night at eight o'clock. You can
watch it on our YouTube Elvis Duran Show channel. I
couldn't go down the entire list of all of the
incredible artists who agreed to do this for us, but
it would take an entire we'd have to have like
(01:25):
a bonus two hours. I mean it is a but
I tell you what. One of our favorites who's showing
up for our Friday Night Stay at Home Ball is
Jason Derulo. Do you want to start the show out
with a little Jason Drillo? What's the on you want
to hear? Daniel? I know you're the biggest Jason Drmulo fan. Um,
you know what I say? Just surprised me? Play something good,
(01:49):
something Jason Drillo? What is it scary? What should be played?
Old school riding solo? How about that one? Excellent? Here
we go Jason Brulo. Where the stars from our Stay
at Home Ball Friday Night on the info at on
this trend dot com. Yeah yeah, I feel it like
a start to get stop shine. I'm not down my
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head say I'm so hollow, hollow, hollow, Sollo Sollo. Yeah,
I'm feeling good tonight, finally doing me and it feels
so right. Oh kind of do the things I like
going to the club, baverything's all right? Oh, no one
the answer to no one is gonna argue no. And
(02:33):
since I got that hold off me, I'm living life
now that I'm free. Yeah, don't make your other Now,
I'm like, come jee, how I made it through the weather.
Many days I can't get it. I'm so sorry that
it do work out. I'm moving on. I'm so sorry,
(02:54):
but it's so down. The pain is good, I say
the back behind, I'm jumping in my ride. I'm heading
out tonight. I'm hollow. I'm not hollow. I'm in hollow.
Come right and sollo hollow like a starting to kiss,
Stop my shine, I'm going time my head saying sky,
I'm hollow corn hollow and sollow Sollo, Sollo. Now I'm
(03:21):
feeling how I should never a new single could do this?
Stop playing miss understood back in the game. Who knew?
So flat? Time I spread my wings? Loving myself makes
me want a single? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, I'm making
(03:43):
together and now I'm like, I'm jem I made it
through the weather, Mata days, I can't get better. I'm
so sorry, work out, I'm moving on. I'm so sorry.
It's over there. The pain is good. Random bending down tonight,
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I'm tolo tolo none solomine solo solo, starting to get
stop my shin. I'm time down my head said in
the sky, I'm solo corn solo, a man solo, madam
solo solo so sho. It's like, oh oh oh, I'm
(04:43):
living my life and gastressed no more. I'm putting on
my face the cover, black eyes in my round and
bending up tonight. I'm solo. I'm run solo, A man solo,
A man solo solo like story get My Shine by
time Man, what a great song writing solo. Jason Elo
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on one hundred the Bonus Hour love that. So he
is one of many who will be performing as we
do our stay at home ball we wanted to be.
We wanted to call it, what stay at home and
sit on your ball? What do we want to call it?
I don't know. Yeah, let's right, we're gonna call it
sit on your ass ball. Okay, Hey, you know what,
(05:36):
when you're my age, you'll learn what that really feels like, guys,
you know, aren't you glad you have a bonus hour
with us? You can hear about testicles. It's such just
a great day. What a country it is, Blur's day.
The boys are already doing shots of what are you
drinking today? What's the name of this bourbon? And Beacon bourbon.
(05:58):
It's very good, but we're not doing shots. Were sipping it. However,
Scotty b feels compelled anytime he has a drink in
his hand to do it as a shot, and he
was everything a shot. Oh, Scott, forget other. My other
famous shot of a favorite shot of the day was
scary ate a big tube of Eminem's and then did
a shot of chocolate protein shake to wash it on
(06:21):
the Eminem's. It was like, I was like, I can
see you as we were telling the story, Gandhi's mouth
was like I don't know, I don't know. Just cold
water to wash that all the way. God. Hey, so
we had our friend Carrie on the phone the other day.
You think your troubles are bad, Let's go talk. Let's
(06:43):
go talk to carry line. Hi, Carrie, thanks for your
follow up call to our bonus hour on Hey, guys, well, so,
as you know, last time Carrie was on the phone,
she was in a line around wrapped around the growth
restore or the restaurant right to buy forty pounds of
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chicken for forty dollars. Right, you were so excited about that, Carrie,
I really was. It's like the highlight of my day. Fortunately,
how long did you wait in line for your forty
pounds forty? It was a good three hours. What happened?
What happened? Um, So, as I'm pulling up to the
(07:28):
guy to give him my money, he goes, that was
the last box the wings to the guy in front
of you. So I didn't get any chicken. They were
completely sold out and I had to just thank then. Well,
you know, this is like so now you feel you
know what it feels like if you're Caller ninety nine
when we're doing Caller one hundred contests, you're like, what, Carry,
(07:54):
this is just awful? Isn't it funny that that this
is like, this is sad, This is sad but really
awful things going on in this world. I still had
to check in with Carry to see if you got
our chair. Yes, we can send her some of our
Z one hundred Hackensack, Meridian Health scrubs. Oh, that's real,
(08:17):
forty pounds of chicken. I wouldn't send you chicken, but
it's perishable. It's gonna stink by the time of games.
Chicken guy. Of all the things we have, we don't
have a chicken guy that we can get her forty
chicken real quick. I don't where, Like, what pound do
you live in? What city? I live in Simpsonville, South Carolina.
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Chicken on Simpsonville, South Carolina. I tell you why, we're gonna.
We're gonna definitely send you some scrubs, and if we
find a spare chicken sent around, a live chicken will
have to do. But hold on much second, Carrie, I'm
so sorry for your heartache. By the way, thank you stuck.
(09:02):
It really doesn't If that's the worst problem in Carry's life,
Carry's living a good life. Can I leave work early? Why?
I just found out there's a waffle house pop up
in my neighborhood. It takes set up a tent of
cooking waffles and they're stopping at ten thirty. Oh, how
(09:26):
far of a drive is it from your house? If
I left like right now, I might get there. Maybe
I think Lisa is already under way, and maybe she'll
bring back a waffle Yeah, waffle house pop up. I
didn't even know there was such a thing. It's like,
it's like the heavens opened up in a waffle House
pop up ship. Here's the point I'm trying to make.
These are the big problems of the day. Why don't you,
(09:48):
Why don't you run and then call us on the way.
Let's see if you make it to the waffle House
pop up. Okay, you know, alright, alright, Now should we
get to like the real three things that are what's scary? One,
I just want to tell you that waffle House little
pop ups are popping up in neighborhoods not too far
from where there are waffle houses. And also you can
(10:10):
order online now. I just ordered a giant gallon container
of their hash browns and waffles and they ship them.
They do, Yes, go to the go to waffle house
dot com and you can buy them and you'll see
I've made the waffles. You can see why they're so
delicious when you see what you have to put in
them to make them. Oh boy, thank you. Yes, So
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna order some waffle house stuff. Now,
(10:30):
this is the most trite, shallow show we've ever done.
He's important things, though, people really care chicken and waffle
batter right now? Okay, okay, let's get into the three
things we definitely need to know. Uh gandhi, what's going on?
All right? Governor Cuomo says he had a good meeting
(10:52):
with President Trump at the White House yesterday. The governor
asked Trump to help double the testing in New York
as soon as possible, from twenty thousand a day to
four thousand a day, and emphasize the need to increase
funding for states as for the state as well. The
governor also said he was happy to have the U.
S n S Comfort, but on a good note, it's
no longer needed and can be deployed to an area
where it may be better used. And we've all seen this,
(11:15):
right the decrease in New York City traffic right now, Nate,
Scotty and scary I'll see it on their way in.
But how about this Legislation is expected to be introduced
today that would shut down city streets during the lockdown completely.
That would close off about seventy five miles of streets
and all five boroughs, allowing more room for social distancing,
but Mayre de Blasio is not on board with the
plan right now, and finally, today's Earth Day, and it's
(11:38):
our fiftieth anniversary of appreciating this lovely planet on which
we live. And interestingly enough, with just about a month
of the world locking down, we are seeing some serious
improvements lower levels of pollution, less poaching, cleaner waterways, and
the return of different animal species like manta rays and
sea turtles thriving in South Florida, swans and dolphins in Venice, Italy,
and a lot of the native populations in our own
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national parks. Elvis was talking about how badly he would
love to be at one of those right now, because
all the animals are out and about, and all it's
up was humans going away for just a little bit exactly.
But if I was there, I'd be ruining everything. So
it's like, okay, yeah, Froggy, why are you still here?
I thought you went to the waffle house pop up.
Lisa's going She's gonna bring back food, but if it's
(12:22):
just one per person, and then she brings back for
her and you don't get any Yeah, because I sent
her to get it. So that would indv for me.
Can we talk about all the people who probably listening
to sent Penis pictures to Mayor di Blasio. I can't wait.
I can't believe this is happening. Mayor and his team
(12:44):
they created a text This is a serious thing. Look,
you know, I don't I never agree with Governor I
mean Mayor di Blasio, but his team created this text
line Saturday for people to send tips if they saw
groups of people violating social distancing orders. Right, good idea.
So people fly in his tip line with actual pictures
of tips, penus tips. Well, it's like, I don't know anyway.
(13:15):
So if you're listening to our show, are one of
the people who sent Mayor to Blasio a picture of
your wiener? Congratulations, he got it, he saw them. Uh,
and there you go. We gotta take a break with that.
It is the bonus Hours. We're back. You're listening to
(13:35):
a bonus hour of Elvis Durand and the Z one
hundred Morning Show. Here's Elvis see one hundred the Bonus hour, sunny, gorgeous.
I just took a little Maxi out for a little
peepee walk and uh, it's deceiving because you look out
the window it's, oh my god, beautiful, and you walk
outside you're like, oh god, it's cold. What happened? It's
but it's a beautiful day. What says the one hundred?
(13:57):
Weather like today? Scary? We gotta mix a sunny clown today,
hive around fifty three. It's gonna feel colder than that though,
overnight lows in the mid thirties and then tomorrow clouds
again when maybe high fifty one could be a shower
in the area. Right now, it's forty three. It feels
colder than that though. A big shout out and a
big old mountain of love going out to Officer Chris
(14:18):
who's online one by the way, scary uh works of
course for Port Authority. Hi Chris, how are you doing today?
Al Right, guys, good morning. How's everybody doing. We're doing well.
I'm hearing word that people are bringing food to uh
you and your co workers at the Port Authority while
you're keeping safe. Yeah. You know, there's these these two
uh two moms in Merrick. They Jill Levine and Brooke Jones,
(14:41):
started this uh nicole of Delmo Americ helping our heroes,
and they raised money apparently in like the first two
days they raised like twenty thou dollars and uh they
place orders with local restaurants to help boost you know,
their sales, and then they send money to first responders,
you know, the hotel how hospitals, um, you know, supermarket workers.
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They've they've really been doing a wonderful thing, I must
admit to you. Uh. We hear from people every day saying, hey,
I want to help. I want to buy lunch for
port authority officers. I want to buy lunch for E. M.
S Or hospital staff? How do I do it? And
I never really have an answer for them, because I'm
sure it's by the community, because yours is a local
it's a local, local thing. But doing a big job.
(15:26):
I'm wondering if there's like one resource we could turn to, Gandhi,
Daniel someone if you could look into it or Brody
so people can help out. So okay, so you guys
are working your asses off, you're keeping us safe, You're
getting lots of food. Have you gained any weight with
all this food that's coming in? Actually I've lost weight
for this whole thing you have, But it did. It
(15:49):
took a little trying. You know. Yeah, well my ass
is fatter than ever. I just want to share that
with you. Hey, so being with the port authority, how
are things going on at the airport's right now? I mean,
I'm assuming it's a ghost town or yes or no,
I don't know. Obviously it's it's pretty pretty slow. But
this to still work to be done, you know, especially
(16:13):
we have a lot of construction going on this, you know,
that's still moving ahead, so you know, there's things to
be done here. There's still people here that's still you know,
still work. I heard that a friend of mine who
works with one of the airlines, so they well, united huge.
They only do thirteen flights a day, I think in
and out of new work or I don't know. I
mean as opposed to hundreds and hundreds of them. But
(16:34):
you know what, it's kind of interesting. People are starting
to book flights again. The prices are going back up.
They're booking for later in the year, so you'll see,
don't you worry I talking about I hear people talking
about booking cruises because they're getting such fantastic deals. I'm
not sure when I'll be going on a cruise ship. Yeah, well,
you know, we all have to put our little toe
(16:56):
in the water eventually. Sometimes I don't know's I don't.
I can't even imagine walking down a city street with
people on it right now. That's how removed I am
from that reality. But look, and this is about you
right now. I want to say thank you for Chris
and everyone working at Port Authority to keep it safe.
Port Authority. Uh, I don't know if anyone knows you're
born and raised in New York or New Jersey? Do you?
(17:16):
Does everyone really know everything the Port Authority keeps safe?
It's huge you guys. You guys are in charge of
facilities a lot of people don't even know about. So
thank you for all you do. Thank you so much. No, thanks,
thank you very much. And you know we really appreciate
you guys, you know, still being on the air doing
your thing, keeping everybody laughing, having a good time, a
little break from reality. Yeah, there's nothing real about this
(17:39):
about us anyway. Thank you, Chris, have a safe day.
Thank you so much. All right now, thank you. Take
care you guys, be careful, you two, Thank you you
be careful. By the way, Garrett just sent me a
message frontline foods dot Org Frontline Foods dot Org. That's perfect.
(17:59):
I saw like I'm a little slow today. Speaking of slow,
did you guys uh see our Christmas show last night
on on Instagram live? We did want to sound we
have it. No, I don't want to relieve anything. We
had so much fun. I will tell you. We got
the idea from Danielle, Danielle and Sheldon to do these shows.
(18:22):
I mean all the time, and it looks like you
have so much fun, and uh it was Alex said,
why do we do Let's do a live Instagram Let's
just do something, but let's do it special, let's dress up,
let's do so we sat down and I cannot tell
you how much I loved working in a partnership with
Alex on a project like that. It was We've never
(18:43):
really done anything like that. It was so much fun,
and uh, look we did it for us. Obviously, we
didn't do it for for anyone else because it's not
really that entertaining. I don't I don't know, but a
lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. And
we had so much fun putting it together, and Uncle
Hny was a part of it. If you want to
watch it, it's a still part of my my Instagram
(19:03):
story and uh, and I think we're saving it somewhere
else to just the hell of it. Hey, Jersey for Jersey.
This concert looks like it's it's gonna be huge. You
can hear it on Z one hundred. Daniel has all
the details. What do you have, Danielle, Yeah, so huge
celebrities like John bon Jovi and Halsey, Bruce Springsteen, John Stewart,
You've got people from the Giants and Charlie Pooth and
(19:24):
Kelly Rippa. I mean, honestly, it goes on and on,
and of course the funds will help to fight fight
the impact of COVID nineteen. It's taking place tonight at
seven pm Eastern Time. You can hear it on Z one.
Um and um, that's really all you need to know
tonight seven pm and listen to it on Z one
Hunter because it's definitely gonna be a lot of fun
to listen to and you're gonna want to donate money
(19:46):
and help out. So we're watching each other in our
own private zoom room and Scary just gave me two
fingers up like this, Now, what does that? What does
that mean? I was adding to Danielle's conversation that you
can also watching watch the concert ont V as well. Okay,
but we don't want them to do that. We want
right we We worked for Z one hundred, so that's
(20:06):
why we're saying, listen to it on Z one hundred.
So I'm gonna hold up one finger. Scary probably my point.
My point is this, when we're doing the show and
we're talking and then you see someone do some kind
of signal in the zoom room, we don't know. I
don't know what it means. It's like we're talking to
(20:27):
this whole new language. My sign language is if I
point at my two eyeballs and then point to you,
is see okay to me? That means you're to me?
That means you're watching me, isn't it? Yeah? It looks
like a threat. If you're pointing two fingers at your
eyes and you point them at their eyes, doesn't that
mean I'm keeping an eye on you? Yeah? Is that not? Sometimes?
(20:50):
Like Mediterranean curse? Did you curse us? Scary? What do
you do the Mallorca with? Ma York? What's that thing called? Like?
I need to get that job so it could ward
off the eve line and I will tell you an
answer to Garrett's question on on our private page. Yes,
(21:10):
we had to go to the addict to pull out
the Santa Claus costumes for last night. You know what
we discovered whilst up there? We have eight Santa Claus costumes.
What the hell? Where did that come from? Nobody strange? Uh?
Scotty B has an etiquette question for elevators elevators. You
(21:33):
know what, I haven't been on an elevator in and
it seems like months. I don't know. Yeah, what's your well,
what's your questions? I just went up to the mail
room to get some envelopes for the scrubs I have
to mail out um And as I was going back
to the elevator and the doors were closing, a woman
came running up to the elevator and I just let
the doors close. I don't want anyone in there with me.
Is that okay? Now? What did you push it the
(22:00):
door closed? Yes? I was like I was pushing it.
I didn't want anyone coming in with me. But that's okay, now,
isn't it. I don't know. Look, I haven't been near
an elevator, so who am I to answer? But I
would think if you're working in a in a building
like you guys are working in it and there's not
that many employees. If I saw someone else on an elevator,
I would say, oh, that's okay, I'll wait for the
(22:20):
next one. It's it's all good if they But didn't
they say no, come on in. I'm like, no, it's
like getting scary soundproof van. I don't want to get in,
like made that CARDI B sound on your phone, Coronavia,
Nate Night. Nate and I shared an elevator yesterday and
we stood in far corners, so I was in one
corner all the way in the front and he was
(22:41):
in the other corner all the way in the back.
That was okay, I think, yeah, I would, I would
hold off on taking an elevator, but she was running
for it. Yeah no, I closed that quick. She was like,
we don't know, but she's like, m this victim on
the end of it. I think I'll go and infect
(23:01):
him now. Button. This just in from Mayor di Blasio.
Fourth of July. Fireworks show will go on despite pandemic.
This just in, Okay, thank you, may Yeah, because you
can watch that from your television, No matter what. You
(23:23):
can watch it from your window. You're good, You're good,
Thank you, mah a texture. Hey, Elvis, watched your your
Alex and Elvis uh at the piano show last night.
Please tell me when you took piano lessons. I don't
remember from the book. You didn't write about taking Well,
I did take piano lessons at a very early age.
(23:46):
I'll leave it at that. You are crushing it on
those keys. I don't know how you play with no hands.
I need to learn that. Yeah, did you hear a piano? Yes? Okay,
that's all that piano. That piano where I was sitting
the keys. They call it the action. I guess whatever
(24:08):
it's called. It was actually working the keys. We're hitting
the strings, and that piano was was actually doing its
job last night. You're not a sucky pianist. You're very good.
What sucky pianist? Pianist here? You're not a sucky pianist?
Maybe later on I sucky? Did you just say sucky pianist? One?
(24:32):
I did proudly. I am not a no when it
comes to sucky pianist, I'm not warm. No, do we
take a break. We've lost our minds. We can thank
you just turned his back to you. We're gonna take
(24:57):
a break now. I'm gonna walk away from the microphone
slowly while looking up at whistling. Uh, this is the
bonus hour at one. I don't know what it means,
but we'll figure it out. More to come your way.
You're listening to a bonus hour of Elvis Duran and
then show here's Elvis Z one h bonus hour. I'm
(25:20):
getting hungry. I'm ready to eat. Yeah, you know. Uh, straighten, Nate,
what do you want to do? How's your how's your
how's your life going out there? As the senior executive
producer of this crazy sinking ship? I think we had
a great show today. I mean, what are you laughing at?
It's like crazy sinking ship? And you just answered like, yes,
(25:41):
captain here, it's always I don't think you were here, Guardy.
I made the comparison that I am the captain of
a ship taken over by pirates because I try and
run things, but inevitably it's Elvis grabbing the wheel. Yeah,
the ship over to starboard or whatever direction it happens
(26:04):
to be. But no, I think, yeah, exactly, No, I
think we had a great show I think, you know,
we did a lot of things that helped everybody in
in their daily lives and their routines, and I'm proud
of that. Well, I want to give you a big
thank you again, uh for sending us that call from Bill.
Bill is a nurses manager at a hospital up in
(26:24):
Queens and uh we recorded this call and played it
this morning and the wow, the response has been massive. Uh.
It's a very important call to hear. We uh, we stand,
we stand behind airing it because actually I was We
did have a few people texting saying they work with Bill,
(26:44):
they work for him. We made sure he's he's legit
and he is in His story is remarkable. So you
if you follow us at Elvis durand show on Instagram
or on wherever, we have his entire call up for
you to listen to and play it for your friends,
share it with your friends. So I want to say
thank you to you. You did an incredible job as
(27:07):
our senior executive producer today. Thanks doing my job. You
build it all the work and I think what we
are doing, it's it's in moments like that that I
feel like what we're doing actually makes a difference, you know.
I think we come in here and we joke around
and and we every day I think, just to pull
back the curtain a little bit, we we kind of
look at each other, right, what are we talking about?
What are we doing? And we have these little moments
(27:29):
that help us make a story. And and I feel
like that was one of them today. So I can't
wait for the next one, because that's what's helping me
get through this. Hello to Susette Santos, who sent a text.
Been listening to Z one hundred since the very beginning.
She's a registered nurse for Visiting Nurse Services in New
York and they serve all five boroughs Long Island, Westchester.
(27:50):
We are a home care service, she says, that's taking
care of people who are homebound, including an influx of
COVID patients sent home. I want to thank you guys
for recognizing all the essential service people, and I want
you to know that you and everyone at Z one
hunter you're very important to our morale and we thank
you for getting us through our day. Well. We thank you,
We thank you, We thank you from the bottom of
(28:10):
our pitiful arts. Thank you so much for all you're doing.
Absolutely scary, our dark he has. Scary has informed me
that he went to the men's room and was socially
distancing while using the bathroom. Scary, let's go to you
for a live report. Well, it was, you know, kind
of an awkward moment because Nate was in there and
he was there's only two urinals in the men's room,
(28:32):
and I'm like, I will turned the corner. I'm like,
whoa mats in there? So I had to go to
the There's two stalls and two urinals, so I had
to go to the far stall, which is seven eight
feet away and do my business there. Even though I
didn't need to use the stall, I was forced to
use the stall. It's amazing how we do this so naturally. Now,
(28:53):
you know, we don't even think about this distancing. And
I washed my hands on sick number five and he
was on sick number one. Yeah, oh good. I was
about to ask where did you wash your hands? And
did you wash your hands? Uh? It's this name is
when you do make your necessary trip to the grocery
store and you have your basket in front of you,
it is like working a puzzle because you have to
(29:15):
always like okay, anticipate their next move and then you
pull over and let them go by, you know. But
some but sometimes it's you know, you you think you're
doing the right thing, and then someone will look at
you like you're doing the wrong thing. You're like, what
did I do? I don't know? What did I do? This?
This is why going to the grocery store is. It's
not a fun thing. It's a necessary thing to do.
(29:36):
But working that puzzle in the grocery store, it's like
you leave there and your head is like hurting, like
oh my god. But you get your taco shells and
go home. It was taco Tuesday. Hey, I thought today
was Thursday? Is it Wednesday? Yesterday? Just say because you
guys were saying it's Blurs Day and I was thinking
(29:58):
it's Thursday, but it's Wednesday. No, because nobody knows. We
have no no idea. Here's a text. Last night, my dad,
who doesn't drink, he just doesn't like drinking, got drunk
because the actors on his show made whiskey on the
rocks look so delicious. He got wasted and ended up
yakking in a bucket, and then he went to bed
this morning. This morning, he's extremely hungover. So as his
(30:21):
twenty three year old daughter. I'm currently getting revenge on
him for all the times I've come home drunk and
he'd wake me up during my hangover slumber time, for
the videos of him puking in a bucket, going after
all our siblings quarantine with it does look great. You
know you watched it. I don't know if any of
you watched uh Madmen. It was just one of the
(30:43):
best shows ever. I didn't, and uh Straight eight is
the one who got me to watch it. But after
you watch it, it's of course said in the seventies,
after you watch it, you want to like smoke a
cigarette while drinking a scotch, because that's all they did
in the middle of in in the middle of the day,
in the middle of their offices, They're drinking scotch and
smoking cigarettes. I'm like, what the F is that? What
(31:03):
kind of world was that? When I was a kid,
my dad, God rest his soul, would be in the
driver's seat, my mother in the passenger seat. I would
be in the back seat, none of us wearing seatbelts. Okay,
mom and dad both smoking cigarettes and Dad has a
solo cup filled with a cocktail, and we're going we're
(31:25):
I remember my grandfather would pick me up and I'd
be all dirty from at the lake or whatever, and
I would go to get in the cab, but the
truck you'd go or get your ass in the back,
and I'd have to ride in the very back of
the truck. And that's where I wrote. We'd be going
down the highway seventy miles an hour. I'm in the
back of the truck, like no problems. This is crazy,
and we all lived to talk about it. It's the
(31:45):
strangest cramp I don't know. Let's get into the last
annual report, Danielle, Report of the day, and we had
a special request on the text for our goodbye farewell
song for the day We've got we got that coming
up free all right, daniel you're all right. Well, I'm
sure by now you've heard of about our Stay at
Home Ball. It's going on this Friday night a p m.
Eastern time. Sit your ass on the couch and stay
(32:07):
at home and watch all of our favorite artists on
our Elvis Rand YouTube channel. Louis Capaldi, Kesha, Jason Derulo,
Alessia Cara, Anthony Ramos. I mean, the list goes on
and on and proceeds go to Project Cure. So we're
excited about that. Bt S the docuseries behind the Scenes,
look at the Band on the Road. It's gonna follow
(32:27):
the three fifty one day journey um from the Love
Yourself Tour to the Speak Yourself Tour. April. You can
pre order it and then you're gonna get your first
episode in May. So I know a lot of BTS
fans are very excited about that. The all in Challenge
dot com if you haven't gone there today to see
what you can bid on, They've already made over fifteen
million dollars. But we are waiting for this Friends reunion
(32:50):
to take place on HBO Max. You could bid on
being there and having coffee with the cast of Friends
on the central perk set. How incredible would that be?
It would be insane, So why don't you go and
do that? Also, if you are a fan of the Office,
the cast of the Office has landed has launched a
coronavirus fundraising campaign Oscar, Creed, Meredith and jan They are
(33:12):
donating a virtual date with them at amaze dot com. Also,
like I said, for charity, and they're gonna give you
some behind the scenes, dirt, some secrets that you may
not have known. Uh. Tonight, it is the one night
event featuring Um, some of your biggest celebrities, the Jersey
for Jersey Pandemic Relief Fund show. You've got Jump on
(33:33):
Jovi and Halsey and Bruce Springsteen, and it will be
broadcast on Z one hundred. Even though Scary says it's
also on television, we want you to listen to it
on Z one because that's where we get our paycheck
from survivors. On tonight, you also have the Mass singer,
and you have Um on People Magazine is giving you
(33:54):
Harry and Megan a royal rebellion over on the c W.
And also b Et has a really cool COVID nineteen
concert happening tonight with a lot of great artists. And
it is Earthday, so I know over on the Disney Channel,
and I know in a lot of other stations they're
doing a lot of cool stuff for Earth Day as well.
And that is my Danielle report. Oh thank you, Danielle.
(34:14):
Here we go. No, don't turn that off. Let's just
play the song and get out of here. Put play
the song. Here we Go. The first request we got
when we walked in this morning at see when you
end your bonus hour, can you end it with a
little jump up, jump up and get down. All right,
we're doing it, We're doing it. I hope you have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What we believe is Thursday day.
(34:40):
Say peace. Everybody battle, try the whole coat the sucker
jump do about them in the art, and then I'll
(35:01):
pick up. Pump sit feeling. Don't get empty the dumpkin.
I got more downs in this cup that I dumpkin.
Gonna try to show not I bot from the kicks
on the head with my MoMA. I came nick it down.
I came to get down, so get down to see
jump around, chop around, chop around, chop around, chump up,
(35:22):
chop my get down to tell me. Everybody talk, to
tell me, everybody talk. Tell me. I still get but
you're making do pick the girl steps up from stacking
up work to your arms. I came to drop arm.
I got more rings, and your bother's got SOMs, and
just like about a good son, I returned or any
(35:45):
one step but then me you'll get burning because I
got there, and but you ain't got none. If you
come you battering a shotgun shot, but I don't get
the focus I do to the dem trying to step him.
Make your ticket as cup, I got the skills, don't
get your bill because when I shoot the gift, I
stood think I can nick it down. I came nick
it down, Get down to seating, jo around, chump around,
(36:07):
chomb around, chum, bend chump funk, check up and get
down to tell me everbody to watch, tell me, tell
me talking about tell me king any married me kidd
(36:30):
Never from the claim of the crop, I right to
the top. I never eat any because of my buddy.
Yet torminator like on a Fortna, trying to play me
out like this if my name was Saga. But I
ain't going out like no problem. I'm stally or when
I might switch it up, bucking around down when I
get head and then you read up in the dorn
of to day, I'm coming to get you. I'm coming
(36:51):
to get you, and up Leary told me, I watch you.
I came nick it down. I came to get down
forget down to seating, for around, chop around, toberon, tober on,
chob to open your down to something. Tell him when
your body to want to telling me how by tebout
(37:12):
something tell him with everybody's hoop like something telling up
to want something? Tell me is everybody's to tell bags
up to toth bag. Nobody took to pains up to
the drop. Bring just get a curry, Bring with the
burg of inge, to on bing rap the book line,
(37:36):
Bring ye ban
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