April 10, 2020 • 36 mins
We celebrate our Uncle Johnny's Birthday, Froggy gives us some fart jokes and Nate describes what's it like to drive in an empty NYC.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your bonus hour. Okay, are busy work that we get
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paid for is over? Can we take off our clothes
now and just relax? Dear lord, that four hours it's
like sitting in an electric chair, isn't it. I mean,
it's a lot of a lot of work. I gotta
say thank you, especially to Straighten Nate for keeping the
phone calls coming, and Scary for being the traffic cop
on the board, and Scotty b and of course, uh
well everyone, thank you so much. I mean, it's you,
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hear you, hear us on the every day, but you
you don't know. There's a lot of people working in
the background to keep us going. And I say thank you. Hey,
you know what's going on this weekend other than it's
good Friday today and it's uh it's easterham Sunday, do
you guys? No one else the national holiday is this weekend. No,
it's it's Uncle Johnny's birthday weekend. Oh yeah, let's go
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live to THET Street penthouse apartment of the one and
only Uncle Johnny. Esquire. Uncle john he's not here yet. No,
I wanted him now, and we're gonna tell him. We're
gonna come back later. Did I say that. Oh, I'd
take my thank you away from Nate. That was we're hoping,
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we're hoping with the miracles that Uncle Johnny will rise
from the dead on Sunday. We'll see, uh if you see,
if he's there, Unc Johnny, are you there? Waity? Happy
good Friday. Oh now, Uncle Johnny, welcome to your birthday weekend?
Are you piste off that you're not on an island
somewhere and celebrating your birthday weekend and you're stuck in
your apartment watching Prices right reruns? I guess about it. Yeah,
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but I thinkured, well, what the hell? You know? This
is the first time in seventy eight years that I've
been stuck in the house on my birthday. Well, you
know what, you had to experience it, you know, it's off.
You need to have a zoom party, Uncle Johnny, with
all your friends. You gotta figure it out. They did
that yesterday. We all had martinis with the zoom zoom thing.
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I don't know what it was, but I was on it.
We have a martinis with Uncle Johnny. It was Ritchie
and Matt and then John Petra and somebody else I forget,
And there was a whole bunch of there. Well, we're
well toasting one another. Well, and I'm sure you all
got really lit. I'll tell you what, Uncle Johnny. We
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don't want your birthday weekend to go by without us
celebrating the birth of you seventy eight years ago. We're
gonna come back for some for some Easter knock knock
jokes or COVID nineteen knock knock jokes. Whatever. Can you
come back later this hour give us some knock knock jokes.
I have them out when wherever you want. Okay, we
love you, uncle Johnny, and this weekend I will be
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having a martini with you on on on the zoom. Okay, okay, alright,
you're gonna call me back. Yes, we're gonna call you back.
I promise you know. Okay, Bye, Uncle Johnny. Oh Johnny,
you roll the dice. You just never know what you're
gonna get. Anyway, Welcome to the zone, Undrew Bonus hour.
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Let's talk about our easter weather this weekend. Scary. What's
it looking like for us? Yeah, you've got a cloudy day,
maybe sometimes the sun. It's only going up to fifty
two overnight low tonight thirty seven and then tomorrow and
Sunday look really nice sunshine each day fifty seven tomorrow
and east Sunday sixty two. Right now it's forty five.
All right, let's go around the room. What's on your
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mind today? We'll start with you, Gandhi, what's going on
with you? Hi? So this is pretty much my last
broadcast for my apartment for an undisclosed amount of time.
My sister is coming tomorrow to pick me up, and
I'm headed out of here to stay with my loved
ones and we have all been quarantining for about a month,
so we're saved and I can't wait. I'm very, very excited.
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But it's gonna be strange broadcasting from someone else's place
and keeping them up for five hours at it's time. Yeah,
I'm glad you brought that up because she's taking her
studio with her and you'll be in the house screaming
And is there room for you to go to another
room so they can't hear you? Yes, there's room for
me to go to another room. Now, whether or not
they hear me, I don't know because I'm kind of
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a loud, So we'll see. Hopefully they still love me
when this is over. Yeah, we're a lot louder when
we're on the microphone. So that's and by the way,
no sex while we're on the air. That's the little
rule we have. And oh, I promise nothing, Okay, I
mean bad. Hey, what's up with you today? Scary damn
you pay as you go TV apps, Netflix, Hulu, HBO, Go,
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Amazon Prime, Disney Plus. I have them all because I
was lured in by one show. And now I'm going
to add to the list Apple TV Plus. I have
to buy that now because the Beastie Boys Story documentary
came out at midnight and I'm a huge Beasties fan.
It's at Rock and Mike d and they did this
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live thing and know around the country and and and
Spike Jones produced it. The guy needed the sabotage video.
So I now have to get Apple TV Plus and
add this, so my my bills are not going to
be through the roof because if one show, one show,
why can't they all be on one network? Nope, not
how it works, Not in this this world that needs
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needs your economic support. I'm with you because of Danielle
and Gandhi. I I joined Disney Plus and then you
know and have you guys watched Quimby yet, Oh my god,
I'll talk about there's a couple of shows in there.
We gotta talk about Quimby. We're gonna talk about that.
And it's actually you can use it for free for
now scary. So there's that. What about you, Danielle? What's
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on your mind today? So a lot of the listeners
have been giving me um recipes from my sandwich maker
that I just got. Have you got Do you guys
have a sandwich maker? My mom used to make me
sand I was a kid. So it kind of presses
your bread together like a cow zone and yes, oh
my gosh, this thing is incredible. So yesterday I put
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chop meat, brown beef in it with MutS on top,
mozzarella cheese and a little bit of sauce, and I
made like a little panini thing in there, and oh
it was insane. Now I got a French toast recipe
with cream cheese from one of our listeners. Damn, I
am so excited. I cannot wait he use my sandwich
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maker in my house. A sandwich maker is my two hands.
I'm so excited. Let's go talk to line. By the way,
Froggy is out. He just lost his internet, so we
don't have any froggy right now. He's working on it,
but when he comes back, we would love some Friday
fart jokes with froggy text. We would like some Friday
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fart jokes from you. Okay? Uh. Line three is Tory.
She's so excited about the day, and she says Gandhi
is gonna be very jealous. What do you think she's
gonna tell us Gandhi? Uh? Is she getting a dog?
Because if she is, I am going to rage. I'm
happy for her. Let's go find out, Tory. Tory, why
are you excited today? And why will Gandhi be jealous? Jealous? Yes,
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I'm adopting a dog tonight. I mean, congratulations, you've triggered her.
It's a lab mix, a black lab mix. And I'll
to like pretty adoptions this week and people are clearing
out the shelters so it makes me happy. But it
was also like I wont one and I'm getting one. Well,
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good for you. You know what we're talking about adopting
a dog this week too? And oh Gandhi has been
trying and uh, here's the thing. I'm hoping that everyone
understands that once we get back to a new normal,
like the old normal, you still have to have a dog.
So before, if you'd a dog before, Tory, do you
know how to do dogs? Um? I have watched dogs
growing up, and my roommate had a dog and then
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he went home for quarantine and they probably won't be
back for like months, so we really really missed her
and we were like, now is the time, me and
my boyfriend. So we're getting one. Good for you. I'm
jealous with you. You're gonna have so much fun. Now.
Are you adopting an older lab or a puppy? No,
it's a puppy. Good jealous Seriously, they that dog will
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eat everything in your house. Remember what a miniature Schnauzer
he ate the wall? I'm like, what do you need
for your nuts? Well? Congratulations to you. Thank you so much,
and thanks for staying on the radio. I love you that.
Oh no, please, you know this is the easy This
is our easiest hour of the day, just hanging out
with people like you. It's great. Thank you, Tory. What
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are you gonna name the dog? By the way, I
don't know. I think we're either going to name it Jody,
Sophie or Lucy. Okay, lucy at all if it's if
it's a boy, okay, all right, well thank you Torix
doing okay, take care. I'm trying to call Froggy here.
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Let's try to call Frog and see how it's coming with. Hey,
we're on the air. Don't use foul language. What's wrong
with your internet? Did you pay the bill? I don't
have any idea, Like, all of a sudden, we were
sitting there and then boom, it just went out and
everything said not connected, And so I came and looked
at the maintful box. There's a red light flash. Oh
what does that mean? I don't know what that means.
(09:33):
It's got four lights on it and one says alarm
and red and that's the one that Yeah, if the
alarm button the light is on, it's probably bad. We're
thinking bad. Yeah, Well, did you get my text? We
need some Friday fart jokes? Um, okay, I can look
those up for sure. I know what what are you
gonna do? I love people like like Froggy. It's like
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when you when the car breaks down, they pull off
the side the road and they lift the hood. They
don't know what they're looking for. That being the new
to fix your internet. There's nothing you can do. I
don't know. I've tried unplugging and restarting things. To have
to stand by a window to make a phone call
with you because myself, all right, well, there's no better
place than doing fart jokes next to an open window,
so we expect those later this hour. We love you, Froggy. Okay, alright,
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bye bye. You know him, he's gonna start jiggling wires
thinking that's gonna make it difference. All right, it is
the Z one hundred Bonus Hour. Thank you for listening
to us wherever you're listening to us in this world
of ours. Let's get into the three things we need
to know from Gandhi, Gandhi, what is going on? There's
so much going on. I don't even know where to start,
but we'll start with the supermarkets and grocery stores. They're
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changing their hours and they're adding hours, but there's a
lot of information you might need to know. So first
of all, they're limiting purchases of things like hand sanitizer,
toilet paper, over the counter medicine. We already knew that,
but Governor Murphy is now requiring all store employees in
New Jersey and shoppers to wear face masks covering up
their nose and mouth to help fight the stuff. Despite
the spread of coronavirus, We're kers will also be required
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to wear gloves, and businesses are now required to give
their workers masks, coverings and gloves at the business's expense.
And I think that's great because we've all been worried
about the people who are out there interacting with someone
every single day. I mean, they're as much risk as
everybody else's. And let's talk about an actor from The Sopranos.
His name's Joe againis Scully, and he played Veto, but
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he is now doing something really cool and going to
hospitals on Long Island delivering food himself. He used to
be a chef, so he says food is close to
his heart. He also had some relatives who are working
in the hospitals, and one of his relatives was just
diagnosed with COVID nineteen and is recovered as well and
going back to work. So that's good for him to
be doing all of that. We love him for it.
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And tonight on at midnight, we are having a concert.
It's a live event, so we had a lot of
people come into our I Heart Radio Theater and perform.
And now, because a lot of these concerts are not
gonna happen for a while, we're giving it to you
for free tonight. It's Ed Sheer and so you'll get
a thirty minute encore presentation of that on tune in
if you are bored tonight at midnight. And those are
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your three things. Thank you so much. Gondhi. So a
moment of stupidity in my mind. Uh, you know, I'm
out in the middle of nowhere. I'm I'm in the
middle of the country, totally out of the city. But
I talked to U Nate every day as he's driving
in from Connecticut, and he tells me about how it's
so weird to drive down the West Side Highway or
up the West Side Highway and it takes ten minutes
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to get from Canal Street to the George Washington Bridge,
which I've never in my lifetime, at least time in
New York, seen anything like that. Now, am I crazy
in thinking I would like to I would like to
experience that one day. I don't want to do it
now for all the right reasons. But what's that like?
What's it like in the city right now, Nate. For
all of us who are not in the city, it's
it's different. I mean, I guess it's the silver lining
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the people that are having to go into work. Your
commuter is much shorter and much easier. But it's very
surreal driving in this morning. I was on the Henry
Hudson Parkway coming down, you know, to the West Side Highway,
and there was no other cars on the road, and
it was so weird to see no other cars on
the road. For a second, I thought I was on
the wrong road because you're so used to seeing break
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lights and headlights. I got so confused for a second.
My anxiety just started going off the charts because I
thought I was in the wrong spot. I thought I
was on a road that was closed. It. It freaked
me out for a second. Um, yeah, it's it's different.
It's seriously, I know everybody's been saying it. It's like
gets out of a movie and you and until you
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experience it, uh, you just you can't believe it. So
I can't believe what it's like, uh for people, well
for other people. I mean, I'm wondering if other people
who usually are in the city who are out of
the city right now for this? Are we ever gonna
be able to feel comfortable back in that crazy city
when it does get crazy again? You know it is?
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It's like, I'm so used to being alone. I don't
know if I'm gonna be okay around people ever again.
I'm like that that little boy they find living in
the jungle somewhere in some other country that it has
never had. I've never had parents, you know what I'm saying.
I'm living in trees. I don't I don't know how
it's gonna work. Where's your where's your loin cloth? I'm
wearing a loin cloth. You want to see. I'm not
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going to show you my loin cloth. I don't know.
It's just we are all living our lives in such
a different different manner as living in the city or not.
I'm wondering what it's going to be like getting back
to that way, or if we if it's gonna be easy.
Do you ever do you ever think about that? Guys? Yeah,
all the time. I actually miss it, though. I love
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the hustle and bustle of New York City, like and
and that, even sitting in traffic and all the people,
and I'm I'm actually getting nervous that they're not gonna
let us get back to that, That there's not going
to be a way that we can get back to that.
That it's you know, going to be limited in some way.
That makes me nervous. You know, well, I don't think
you should be nervous. I'm telling you right now, because
if there's traffic, that means people are working. If they're working,
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that means the economy is getting better. So none of
there are people out there who are waiting for us
to spend our money on stuff again. And believe me,
because of that, you're gonna get back to the crazy days.
You really will. We gotta take a break. We are
live on Z one hundred. If you want to Texas
Dred you can. If you want to call us straight,
Nate is taking your calls. He has no traffic, has
nothing to do. One eight hundred two two zero one hundred.
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Uncle Johnny's Birthday weekend. Yeah, we've got to get some
Uncle Johnny not knock jokes. We've got fart jokes from
uh from Froggy. It's an hour of jokes. And this
is a virus. So it doesn't respect boundaries or borders.
Right now, our best defense has been social distancing. Even
more of Elvis Stan and then show here's Elvis Ze
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one hundred the Bonus hour. Look at that Uncle Johnny's
birthday is this weekend and he's going to celebrate his
birthday alone in his apartment by himself. The good news,
Uncle Johnny, Uh, is you have martinis, You've got vodka,
so you're good. Yes, well, but we'll see you. I
don't know. I'm gonna I'm gonna have a wonderful time
here having my birthday. I'm gonna have I think Richard
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Bells coming over, the star of screen and stage. Okay, good, yes,
to try to make it over anyway. Okay, Uncle Johnny. Look,
it is Easter weekend, and it's a reason for us
to be happy that we have our lives, we have
our family, we have our friends, and uh, there are
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many things to be grateful for even while we're going
through this. So I know you're grateful for things, right,
What are you grateful for, Uncle Johnny. I'm grateful for
just being here and having a fabulous life and having
a fabulous time. I was listening to uh to a
Straighten eight he was when he was talking about driving
down the West Side. I'm right across in the middle
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of Manhattan by Madison Square Garden, and I had to
go to the drug store the other There's nobody on
the street. It's so outrageously I've never experienced anything like
this in Manhattan. Keep in mind, Uncle Johnny has lived
in New York City since nineteen sixty four. Right, that's
the year you came in Manhattan. Uh well, anyway, Well,
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we love you, Uncle Johnny. We will definitely be on
the zoom this weekend and we'll we'll be toasting you
and we're gonna make sure you're you're not alone for
your birthday. Hey, fabulous, do you have do you have
any uh any good knock knock jokes? First, Uncle Johnny,
I have some knock knock jokes by you. Okay, I'm
sure they're not gonna be as good as the fot jokes,
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but I'll do the knock knock. Well, I'll go, Johnny, Well,
hold on, would you right or trade and Froggy do
the fart the knock knock joke? Can you do the
fart jokes? No, I'll do my knock knock let's not
take the fots away from the foggy Okay, all right,
Uncle Johnny. So even though it's your birthday weekend, you're
giving us the gift of knock knock jokes. You guys, ready, yeah,
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all right, okay, here we go. Knock knock. Who's the maya? Maya?
Maya ass hurts from sitting on this couch for four weeks?
That's great? Who's there? Midas? Might as well have sex.
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We can't go anywhere with it's either getting better yourself,
Uncle Johnny. Knock knock? Who's living you? You? You come
within six ft of me and I will punch you
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in the face. Very good, Uncle Johnny. That's instructional and funny. Yes,
it stays to keep your piece of our away from me. Anyways,
donoho and need us. I need to get the f
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out of this house already, okay. Yes, and let's end
with an easter joke. Oh we love easter jokes, all right,
here we go. Okay. How long does it take the
Easter bunny to get ready for dinner? How long? Two
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hours and fifty degrees? Oh he don't cook the easter
by all right, I'll go with the fat joke. I'll
tell you what. When we get Froggy back on here,
maybe he'll share a fat joke with you. Okay, we'll
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get all right, thank you. We're not going like what
we call you a little bit. I'm gonna call you
a little his hearing delay, there's been a it's like
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a four year delay. It's like, wait, whose president? All right? Um?
You know what we we do shout outs to all
of our our heroes, like the doctors and nurses and
pharmacists and and coal miners and small manufacturing uh people
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businesses and sanitation workers. Let's hear it for our pizza rhas.
If you're in there making pizza, we know that a
lot of people eating your pizza are working in the hospitals.
So if you're a New Yorker, can you imagine life
without your pizza? I mean that would be just a crime. Um.
But I think about Easter here, and I think about
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like grain pie? How can I find a grain pie
where I am? Because Eastern with heye gandha. Have you
ever read grain pie before? No? I was actually just
about to ask you what that is. It looks like
it's cheesecake, but it's not taste anything like that it's
a nice Yeah, it's got a grainy taste to it,
but but it's something you only eat it Eastern Even
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if you don't like it, you eat it. Also large
bread or presute bread, Presuto bread, Yeah, large bread. I
would love some of that right now. Scary. I know,
what's the What's the bakery you go to every year
that you're gonna have to not go to this year?
Villabat Alba, the one on eighth Avenue and seventy one
Street in benson Hurst, the one with the lines out
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the door. I'm not going to be able to go there,
you know, and I you know, and then I'm not
gonna be able to see my friends at Pasta Fresca
on eleventh Avenue and Dyka Heights. I'm like, I'm I
think I want to get some food from there and
bringing it back for myself, But my parents want no
part of me. They like they do not drop into
not surprised us, do not leave food on the porch.
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I was gonna bring up some pastries or something. They
don't even want food on the porch. They don't want
to touch anything I've touched. I have an idea. If
you can't give your go ahead, daniel No, no, go ahead?
No no? What what? What? This delay is crazy? I
forgot you talk? You talk. I'm gonna this is one
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thing I'm not gonna miss is this stupid freaking delay.
It drives me insane. It really is, all right, Let's
go talk to line three. Uh Severn, Hi, Severn. How's
it going? Oh? It's schooling great? Elvis, how are you all?
We're doing okay? Just like Uncle Johnny, did you have
to experience a quarantined birthday? I sure did. It was
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more two and great before Danielle's. It was probably one
of those wonderful paces I've ever had. Really, what do
you mean how do you spend it? I? Well, I
was alone and I've worked from home for years. Um,
everybody that I know called me. My friends drove by
and dropped cupcakes on the porch. I made my own
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cake the way I liked it. Nobody else had to
eat it A couple of I did. It took a week,
but I did accomplishment on my own. I think that's
something that's right. But it was lovely, It was really nice. Well,
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Uncle john lars birthday was the best too, because I
my family did me a party in the house in
the basement, and we did they did right, and I
I had a better time in my house than I
have ever had outside of my house. So I thought
it was great. So I agree with you, But don't
even stuck to say a part of your cake. I mean,
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I say, she got to eat her entire cake. I
made a black cherry jello poke cake. It was so good,
so western, it is unbelievable. Hold on, let's back up.
What's it called again? It was I used black cherry
jello and I made a poke cake. Now what's you
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poke holes in it so that the stuff seeps into
the cake? Is that what it's called a poke cake? Yes?
And then you instead of like the sugary icing us
snipped cream. Oh god, oh my god, I would love
to have my And it kind of has a caster
of strawberry shortcake and then you just stick it the
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refrigerator and then you live on it for a week.
So let's talk about this kind of mine. Herd a
friend of mye's daughter made me a cake. Uh two
weeks ago, and uh, I it was almost completely gone,
and I realized, oh my god, I ate an entire
cake on my own should I finish it? He should?
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I go on? Oh my god, have any of you guys,
Have you guys eaten an entire anything that totally made
you disgusted with yourself all the time. I kid when
Dan y'all got me that little birthday cake. I house
that thing all by myself. We didn't even cut it
into Yeah, what about you nate an or something. Oh
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my god. So there's this cake from Detroit, Michigan. I
love it's called It's from Saunders. They make all sorts
of different It's a confectionery and they have this thing
called a bump cake. And if you've never had it,
it's chocolate cake with chocolate icing, and then they have
little ribbons of vanilla frosting. Oh my god, Heather got
me one for my birthday. I fought everybody off and
I ate the whole thing myself. It was so weird.
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I had like eight aboties a month later. It was
so good. Oh my god. I can't imagine eating a
whole cake and then talking about it on the air.
I'll tell you what this weekend, it's my goal to
eat an entire or something. And I'm gonna tell you
Monday even if it's X ray paste. Every happy belieated
birthday to you, and thank you for listening to one.
We appreciate it, all right, thank you, have a great day.
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Thank you YouTube. Nate just sent us on our slack room.
He just sent us a picture of poke cake that
looks good. I forgotten it was a big thing where
I grew up to. I totally forgot about that at Hio. Okay,
all right, well, thank you hold on much. Second, thank
you so much for listening. All right, Danielle's report on
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the Z one hundred Bonus hours coming up. What do
you have, Danielle. Oh, we're gonna talk about Tiger King.
I got two bonus episodes coming up for you, which
will be a lot of fun. Alright, we're back right
after see one hundred Flattening the Curve, the Curve. You're
listening to a bonus hour of Elvis Durand and the
Z one hundred Morning Show. Here's Elvis Z one hundred
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the Bonus Hour. Thank you for listening to us. Welcome
to the weekend. I have someone I want you to
meet who has a great story, hoping it inspires us
to do the same thing. Paul is calling in Paul,
welcome to the Bonus Hour. How you doing to that.
You're good, very well and hello lady like that you've
got a great voice radio. Hello. Well, Paul, I would
(27:13):
love for you to share your story. You wanted to
start at the beginning because I think everyone needs to
hear what you did. Um, We've had a lot of
left over food from dinners that we do and there
are people that need it. And I have access to
a commercial kitchen and cooked there for a very long
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time and actually do a lot of cooking. So rather
than that food go to waste, I started preparing and
delivering to the elderly and to some students of my
wife's in the area. Um, she's a fourth grade teacher
and Jamestown. And I'm actually a neighbor of Nates. Yeah,
(28:00):
we're about thirty miles away from each other, so close.
You're keeping your distance from Nate. And that's a good idea.
Oh and when you're when you're remember when you live
in Erie, Nate was a long time ago. Absolutely, I'm sorry,
but but Paul, go ahead. What you're doing, by the way,
(28:21):
is pretty incredible. You have access to food and a
commercial kitchen, and you know how to cook, and you
recognize immediately what you could do with all that food
and rather than the food go to waste and just
ending up in a dumpster somewhere, um, start prepping and
you know, go down there four in the morning and
(28:43):
cook up as many meals as you can and we
have a lot of to go containers and then just
deliver it to those and neat in the area. So
it was really something that that needed to be done
and waste like that should never go. So it was
(29:03):
good for a lot of people, and I hope to
be able to continue it. Well, here's the thing, and
I know that you didn't say it, but I'm gonna
say it for you. Paul actually paid a lot of
money out of his own pocket to supplement what he
needed to do these meals. And now it sounds like
you're on our roll. Sounds like you're on admission. And
so what we want to do, Paul and uh and
(29:24):
thanks to you, and hopefully to get you to keep
doing it, is we want to give you a thousand
dollars because you're our underdog of the day and you
deserve it. Here's the thing. Our friend Alicia Keys has
(29:46):
this song called Underdog and well, she inspired us to
do this. So every time you hear that Underdogs song
from Alicia Keys, you think about what's going on and
think about all the people that are They're so appreciative
of what you're doing and we appreciate it to Paul,
So if that some dollars to you are Underdog of
the day, we do appreciate you sharing our story with us.
That was great. Oh my god, you guys are amazing
(30:07):
every You inspire me every day and I could not
this extra hour is you know, I go onto the
replays after I listened to your show and just all
day long listen to it. I mean, it's the only
thing that's going on my phone all day long. I
have to chart four times. Oh I love that. Will
be careful listening to too much of our show. It's
(30:28):
like putting your head in a microwave up and you
gotta take it out at all. Know, it's very inspiring,
and you guys do amazing, amazing stuff. And Elvis, you
what you do for teachers, and my wife has been
a teacher for twenty five years and what you do
for them is just amazing to me, and you inspire
(30:53):
me every day. Well, thank you, and I know you're
doing a lot of your cooking for kids that need
it as well, and their nourishment is so important to
keep their brains active so they can be our future
leaders and then they'll keep us safe from all of
these days that we're having now. So look at you,
you're saving the future. Paul didn't even know it. Paul,
thank you for being or under dog of the day,
and thanks for sharing your story. I hope you have
a very safe weekend and keep up the good work. Okay,
(31:15):
your thousand dollars is on the way. Thank you so
very much. In Gandhi, Safe travel and happy birthday, Don Johnny,
Thank you, Paul. Hold on one second, Nate wants to
talk to your neighbor. Nate wants to talk to you.
Hold on one second. That was great, don't we, Paul?
Oh my god, let's get into uh the Danielle Report
(31:40):
the last of the week, and let's come back and
do another show tomorrow. It's up. Okay, go ahead, all right.
So Netflix has confirmed that your eighth episode of Tiger
King will be this Sunday, Easter Sunday. That is your gift.
April twelve, The Tiger and I hosted by Joel McHale.
It's kind of like an after show thing new interviews.
(32:02):
Our favorites will be back. I hate to tell you this,
but Carol Baskin doesn't look like she's gonna be there,
but who knows. Maybe it'll be a surprise, who knows,
but as of now, she will not be around. Fox
is also going to do a Tiger King special TMZ
and investigates Tiger King what really went down? They're gonna
look into a whole bunch of stuff, questions that we
want answers. What really happened to Carol's husband, Is Joe
(32:25):
really guilty? All those things? So that's gonna be happening
on Monday. So we have a lot to look forward to,
guys on television. Um, so this is pretty cool. Some
of the cast of Sex in the City called into
the Bradshaw Boys. This is a podcast that is out
there and what it is is a bunch of guys
that actually watch Sex in the City and what they
found out was in the midst of the coronavirus outbreak.
(32:48):
One of their listeners, Meg, is a doctor in the
COVID I see you at New York Presbyterian. So they
dedicated their episode to her. They did a special episode.
They had Sara Jessica Parker on it and a bunch
of other people from the actual show, and they dedicated
their episode to Meg, who's doing so much for COVID nineteen.
(33:08):
So I thought that was pretty cool. Um, Saturday Night Live,
we'll be back this Saturday. It'll be remotely produced, but
it'll be your favorite content as usual, weekend updates, other skits.
I'm not sure if it's live or if they're gonna
prerecord it, but we do know that you're gonna get
to see it, so that will be a lot of
fun on Saturday Night. Celebrities have been showing us how
to make our own face masks. So if you're you know,
(33:32):
if you can't google, I guess and figure it out yourself,
because you can google it. Kerry Washington, Hillary Burton some
other people have posted some videos to show you how
to make some cute face masks and guys. O. J.
Simpson is piste off this morning. Can I tell you listen?
(33:54):
The governor of Nevada shut down the golf courses because
of coronavirus, and he's says that old men now have
no place to exercise and so he's so upset and
he wants to do something about this exactly so doing
(34:16):
If you want some things to watch, like I said,
Netflix gives you Tiger King. W w E gives you
Friday Night SmackDown. You may want to watch that on
Netflix today. You also have the main event this is
a new one in an eleven year old aspiring wrestler
enters the competition to become the next w w E Superstar.
That's out on Netflix today. Also Trolls World Tour. That's
(34:36):
a new one with Justin Timberlake. The movie. They are
giving you that to basically download and pay for. So
if you want to go to the movies in your
house this weekend, if the popcorn ready, give the kids
something to do, You've got Trolls World Tour. And that
is it? All right? Well, o j if all people,
we should hire him to kill the virus. Thank you, Garrett.
(35:00):
Garrett is sending me jokes. Look, Oh my gods, Garrett's
funnier than Brody today. I'm kidding. I love you. So
my prayer for you and for the whole weekend is
that you take good care of yourself. You know what,
Please don't be overloaded with too much information. Please please
(35:21):
get into a routine and just do something for you.
And you know what, keep in mind there are people
out there that would love to hear from you, and
not only would you, would you be lifting them up,
but it's a lift up for you to know that
you're there for someone who would really love to hear
from you. Any final words before we roll out of here, Gandhi,
we hit on the road and broadcast live from Detroit,
(35:42):
Columbus next week. I love you guys, and I'm so
excited that we get to do this every day. And
I can't wait to meet up with you again on Monday,
because this is what keeps me saying yeah, well you
call this saying I love that, Yeah, Daniel. The final thoughts,
I just want to say Happy Easter to everybody this weekend.
I know it's a it from Easter and you're not
celebrating with our families, but reach out to those around you.
(36:03):
Maybe you can do a little zoom celebration or get
together with your neighbors, just just something something to make
it special. So just happy Easter to everybody, right, and
trying to make every day special. Every day is Easter
what about you. Scary has his coat on, He's ready
to walk out the door. Go Happy pastock to everyone
celebrating passover and happy Easter. And stay stayed, stay healthy,
stay strong, and keep your distance, stay home all right,
(36:26):
straight straight, Ny? Where'd you go dealing with five seconds? Nate?
What do you want to say to? Want to say?
Stay safe everyone, and just think we've gotten through this
much already. We can still do it all right without
a doubt. We're at halftime. No, thank you, guys, have
a beautiful weekend, Happy Easter. Until next time, say peace
(36:48):
on everybody, everybody, Peace, every
Your bonus hour. Okay, are busy work that we get
(00:04):
paid for is over? Can we take off our clothes
now and just relax? Dear lord, that four hours it's
like sitting in an electric chair, isn't it. I mean,
it's a lot of a lot of work. I gotta
say thank you, especially to Straighten Nate for keeping the
phone calls coming, and Scary for being the traffic cop
on the board, and Scotty b and of course, uh
well everyone, thank you so much. I mean, it's you,
(00:29):
hear you, hear us on the every day, but you
you don't know. There's a lot of people working in
the background to keep us going. And I say thank you. Hey,
you know what's going on this weekend other than it's
good Friday today and it's uh it's easterham Sunday, do
you guys? No one else the national holiday is this weekend. No,
it's it's Uncle Johnny's birthday weekend. Oh yeah, let's go
(00:54):
live to THET Street penthouse apartment of the one and
only Uncle Johnny. Esquire. Uncle john he's not here yet. No,
I wanted him now, and we're gonna tell him. We're
gonna come back later. Did I say that. Oh, I'd
take my thank you away from Nate. That was we're hoping,
(01:16):
we're hoping with the miracles that Uncle Johnny will rise
from the dead on Sunday. We'll see, uh if you see,
if he's there, Unc Johnny, are you there? Waity? Happy
good Friday. Oh now, Uncle Johnny, welcome to your birthday weekend?
Are you piste off that you're not on an island
somewhere and celebrating your birthday weekend and you're stuck in
your apartment watching Prices right reruns? I guess about it. Yeah,
(01:40):
but I thinkured, well, what the hell? You know? This
is the first time in seventy eight years that I've
been stuck in the house on my birthday. Well, you
know what, you had to experience it, you know, it's off.
You need to have a zoom party, Uncle Johnny, with
all your friends. You gotta figure it out. They did
that yesterday. We all had martinis with the zoom zoom thing.
(02:03):
I don't know what it was, but I was on it.
We have a martinis with Uncle Johnny. It was Ritchie
and Matt and then John Petra and somebody else I forget,
And there was a whole bunch of there. Well, we're
well toasting one another. Well, and I'm sure you all
got really lit. I'll tell you what, Uncle Johnny. We
(02:25):
don't want your birthday weekend to go by without us
celebrating the birth of you seventy eight years ago. We're
gonna come back for some for some Easter knock knock
jokes or COVID nineteen knock knock jokes. Whatever. Can you
come back later this hour give us some knock knock jokes.
I have them out when wherever you want. Okay, we
love you, uncle Johnny, and this weekend I will be
(02:45):
having a martini with you on on on the zoom. Okay, okay, alright,
you're gonna call me back. Yes, we're gonna call you back.
I promise you know. Okay, Bye, Uncle Johnny. Oh Johnny,
you roll the dice. You just never know what you're
gonna get. Anyway, Welcome to the zone, Undrew Bonus hour.
(03:10):
Let's talk about our easter weather this weekend. Scary. What's
it looking like for us? Yeah, you've got a cloudy day,
maybe sometimes the sun. It's only going up to fifty
two overnight low tonight thirty seven and then tomorrow and
Sunday look really nice sunshine each day fifty seven tomorrow
and east Sunday sixty two. Right now it's forty five.
All right, let's go around the room. What's on your
(03:32):
mind today? We'll start with you, Gandhi, what's going on
with you? Hi? So this is pretty much my last
broadcast for my apartment for an undisclosed amount of time.
My sister is coming tomorrow to pick me up, and
I'm headed out of here to stay with my loved
ones and we have all been quarantining for about a month,
so we're saved and I can't wait. I'm very, very excited.
(03:53):
But it's gonna be strange broadcasting from someone else's place
and keeping them up for five hours at it's time. Yeah,
I'm glad you brought that up because she's taking her
studio with her and you'll be in the house screaming
And is there room for you to go to another
room so they can't hear you? Yes, there's room for
me to go to another room. Now, whether or not
they hear me, I don't know because I'm kind of
(04:13):
a loud, So we'll see. Hopefully they still love me
when this is over. Yeah, we're a lot louder when
we're on the microphone. So that's and by the way,
no sex while we're on the air. That's the little
rule we have. And oh, I promise nothing, Okay, I
mean bad. Hey, what's up with you today? Scary damn
you pay as you go TV apps, Netflix, Hulu, HBO, Go,
(04:38):
Amazon Prime, Disney Plus. I have them all because I
was lured in by one show. And now I'm going
to add to the list Apple TV Plus. I have
to buy that now because the Beastie Boys Story documentary
came out at midnight and I'm a huge Beasties fan.
It's at Rock and Mike d and they did this
(04:58):
live thing and know around the country and and and
Spike Jones produced it. The guy needed the sabotage video.
So I now have to get Apple TV Plus and
add this, so my my bills are not going to
be through the roof because if one show, one show,
why can't they all be on one network? Nope, not
how it works, Not in this this world that needs
(05:21):
needs your economic support. I'm with you because of Danielle
and Gandhi. I I joined Disney Plus and then you
know and have you guys watched Quimby yet, Oh my god,
I'll talk about there's a couple of shows in there.
We gotta talk about Quimby. We're gonna talk about that.
And it's actually you can use it for free for
now scary. So there's that. What about you, Danielle? What's
(05:43):
on your mind today? So a lot of the listeners
have been giving me um recipes from my sandwich maker
that I just got. Have you got Do you guys
have a sandwich maker? My mom used to make me
sand I was a kid. So it kind of presses
your bread together like a cow zone and yes, oh
my gosh, this thing is incredible. So yesterday I put
(06:05):
chop meat, brown beef in it with MutS on top,
mozzarella cheese and a little bit of sauce, and I
made like a little panini thing in there, and oh
it was insane. Now I got a French toast recipe
with cream cheese from one of our listeners. Damn, I
am so excited. I cannot wait he use my sandwich
(06:27):
maker in my house. A sandwich maker is my two hands.
I'm so excited. Let's go talk to line. By the way,
Froggy is out. He just lost his internet, so we
don't have any froggy right now. He's working on it,
but when he comes back, we would love some Friday
fart jokes with froggy text. We would like some Friday
(06:55):
fart jokes from you. Okay? Uh. Line three is Tory.
She's so excited about the day, and she says Gandhi
is gonna be very jealous. What do you think she's
gonna tell us Gandhi? Uh? Is she getting a dog?
Because if she is, I am going to rage. I'm
happy for her. Let's go find out, Tory. Tory, why
are you excited today? And why will Gandhi be jealous? Jealous? Yes,
(07:18):
I'm adopting a dog tonight. I mean, congratulations, you've triggered her.
It's a lab mix, a black lab mix. And I'll
to like pretty adoptions this week and people are clearing
out the shelters so it makes me happy. But it
was also like I wont one and I'm getting one. Well,
(07:41):
good for you. You know what we're talking about adopting
a dog this week too? And oh Gandhi has been
trying and uh, here's the thing. I'm hoping that everyone
understands that once we get back to a new normal,
like the old normal, you still have to have a dog.
So before, if you'd a dog before, Tory, do you
know how to do dogs? Um? I have watched dogs
growing up, and my roommate had a dog and then
(08:03):
he went home for quarantine and they probably won't be
back for like months, so we really really missed her
and we were like, now is the time, me and
my boyfriend. So we're getting one. Good for you. I'm
jealous with you. You're gonna have so much fun. Now.
Are you adopting an older lab or a puppy? No,
it's a puppy. Good jealous Seriously, they that dog will
(08:28):
eat everything in your house. Remember what a miniature Schnauzer
he ate the wall? I'm like, what do you need
for your nuts? Well? Congratulations to you. Thank you so much,
and thanks for staying on the radio. I love you that.
Oh no, please, you know this is the easy This
is our easiest hour of the day, just hanging out
with people like you. It's great. Thank you, Tory. What
(08:49):
are you gonna name the dog? By the way, I
don't know. I think we're either going to name it Jody,
Sophie or Lucy. Okay, lucy at all if it's if
it's a boy, okay, all right, well thank you Torix
doing okay, take care. I'm trying to call Froggy here.
(09:12):
Let's try to call Frog and see how it's coming with. Hey,
we're on the air. Don't use foul language. What's wrong
with your internet? Did you pay the bill? I don't
have any idea, Like, all of a sudden, we were
sitting there and then boom, it just went out and
everything said not connected, And so I came and looked
at the maintful box. There's a red light flash. Oh
what does that mean? I don't know what that means.
(09:33):
It's got four lights on it and one says alarm
and red and that's the one that Yeah, if the
alarm button the light is on, it's probably bad. We're
thinking bad. Yeah, Well, did you get my text? We
need some Friday fart jokes? Um, okay, I can look
those up for sure. I know what what are you
gonna do? I love people like like Froggy. It's like
(09:53):
when you when the car breaks down, they pull off
the side the road and they lift the hood. They
don't know what they're looking for. That being the new
to fix your internet. There's nothing you can do. I
don't know. I've tried unplugging and restarting things. To have
to stand by a window to make a phone call
with you because myself, all right, well, there's no better
place than doing fart jokes next to an open window,
so we expect those later this hour. We love you, Froggy. Okay, alright,
(10:17):
bye bye. You know him, he's gonna start jiggling wires
thinking that's gonna make it difference. All right, it is
the Z one hundred Bonus Hour. Thank you for listening
to us wherever you're listening to us in this world
of ours. Let's get into the three things we need
to know from Gandhi, Gandhi, what is going on? There's
so much going on. I don't even know where to start,
but we'll start with the supermarkets and grocery stores. They're
(10:38):
changing their hours and they're adding hours, but there's a
lot of information you might need to know. So first
of all, they're limiting purchases of things like hand sanitizer,
toilet paper, over the counter medicine. We already knew that,
but Governor Murphy is now requiring all store employees in
New Jersey and shoppers to wear face masks covering up
their nose and mouth to help fight the stuff. Despite
the spread of coronavirus, We're kers will also be required
(11:01):
to wear gloves, and businesses are now required to give
their workers masks, coverings and gloves at the business's expense.
And I think that's great because we've all been worried
about the people who are out there interacting with someone
every single day. I mean, they're as much risk as
everybody else's. And let's talk about an actor from The Sopranos.
His name's Joe againis Scully, and he played Veto, but
(11:22):
he is now doing something really cool and going to
hospitals on Long Island delivering food himself. He used to
be a chef, so he says food is close to
his heart. He also had some relatives who are working
in the hospitals, and one of his relatives was just
diagnosed with COVID nineteen and is recovered as well and
going back to work. So that's good for him to
be doing all of that. We love him for it.
(11:43):
And tonight on at midnight, we are having a concert.
It's a live event, so we had a lot of
people come into our I Heart Radio Theater and perform.
And now, because a lot of these concerts are not
gonna happen for a while, we're giving it to you
for free tonight. It's Ed Sheer and so you'll get
a thirty minute encore presentation of that on tune in
if you are bored tonight at midnight. And those are
(12:04):
your three things. Thank you so much. Gondhi. So a
moment of stupidity in my mind. Uh, you know, I'm
out in the middle of nowhere. I'm I'm in the
middle of the country, totally out of the city. But
I talked to U Nate every day as he's driving
in from Connecticut, and he tells me about how it's
so weird to drive down the West Side Highway or
up the West Side Highway and it takes ten minutes
(12:27):
to get from Canal Street to the George Washington Bridge,
which I've never in my lifetime, at least time in
New York, seen anything like that. Now, am I crazy
in thinking I would like to I would like to
experience that one day. I don't want to do it
now for all the right reasons. But what's that like?
What's it like in the city right now, Nate. For
all of us who are not in the city, it's
it's different. I mean, I guess it's the silver lining
(12:50):
the people that are having to go into work. Your
commuter is much shorter and much easier. But it's very
surreal driving in this morning. I was on the Henry
Hudson Parkway coming down, you know, to the West Side Highway,
and there was no other cars on the road, and
it was so weird to see no other cars on
the road. For a second, I thought I was on
the wrong road because you're so used to seeing break
(13:13):
lights and headlights. I got so confused for a second.
My anxiety just started going off the charts because I
thought I was in the wrong spot. I thought I
was on a road that was closed. It. It freaked
me out for a second. Um, yeah, it's it's different.
It's seriously, I know everybody's been saying it. It's like
gets out of a movie and you and until you
(13:34):
experience it, uh, you just you can't believe it. So
I can't believe what it's like, uh for people, well
for other people. I mean, I'm wondering if other people
who usually are in the city who are out of
the city right now for this? Are we ever gonna
be able to feel comfortable back in that crazy city
when it does get crazy again? You know it is?
(13:56):
It's like, I'm so used to being alone. I don't
know if I'm gonna be okay around people ever again.
I'm like that that little boy they find living in
the jungle somewhere in some other country that it has
never had. I've never had parents, you know what I'm saying.
I'm living in trees. I don't I don't know how
it's gonna work. Where's your where's your loin cloth? I'm
wearing a loin cloth. You want to see. I'm not
(14:18):
going to show you my loin cloth. I don't know.
It's just we are all living our lives in such
a different different manner as living in the city or not.
I'm wondering what it's going to be like getting back
to that way, or if we if it's gonna be easy.
Do you ever do you ever think about that? Guys? Yeah,
all the time. I actually miss it, though. I love
(14:38):
the hustle and bustle of New York City, like and
and that, even sitting in traffic and all the people,
and I'm I'm actually getting nervous that they're not gonna
let us get back to that, That there's not going
to be a way that we can get back to that.
That it's you know, going to be limited in some way.
That makes me nervous. You know, well, I don't think
you should be nervous. I'm telling you right now, because
if there's traffic, that means people are working. If they're working,
(15:00):
that means the economy is getting better. So none of
there are people out there who are waiting for us
to spend our money on stuff again. And believe me,
because of that, you're gonna get back to the crazy days.
You really will. We gotta take a break. We are
live on Z one hundred. If you want to Texas
Dred you can. If you want to call us straight,
Nate is taking your calls. He has no traffic, has
nothing to do. One eight hundred two two zero one hundred.
(15:21):
Uncle Johnny's Birthday weekend. Yeah, we've got to get some
Uncle Johnny not knock jokes. We've got fart jokes from
uh from Froggy. It's an hour of jokes. And this
is a virus. So it doesn't respect boundaries or borders.
Right now, our best defense has been social distancing. Even
more of Elvis Stan and then show here's Elvis Ze
(15:46):
one hundred the Bonus hour. Look at that Uncle Johnny's
birthday is this weekend and he's going to celebrate his
birthday alone in his apartment by himself. The good news,
Uncle Johnny, Uh, is you have martinis, You've got vodka,
so you're good. Yes, well, but we'll see you. I
don't know. I'm gonna I'm gonna have a wonderful time
here having my birthday. I'm gonna have I think Richard
(16:11):
Bells coming over, the star of screen and stage. Okay, good, yes,
to try to make it over anyway. Okay, Uncle Johnny. Look,
it is Easter weekend, and it's a reason for us
to be happy that we have our lives, we have
our family, we have our friends, and uh, there are
(16:32):
many things to be grateful for even while we're going
through this. So I know you're grateful for things, right,
What are you grateful for, Uncle Johnny. I'm grateful for
just being here and having a fabulous life and having
a fabulous time. I was listening to uh to a
Straighten eight he was when he was talking about driving
down the West Side. I'm right across in the middle
(16:53):
of Manhattan by Madison Square Garden, and I had to
go to the drug store the other There's nobody on
the street. It's so outrageously I've never experienced anything like
this in Manhattan. Keep in mind, Uncle Johnny has lived
in New York City since nineteen sixty four. Right, that's
the year you came in Manhattan. Uh well, anyway, Well,
(17:17):
we love you, Uncle Johnny. We will definitely be on
the zoom this weekend and we'll we'll be toasting you
and we're gonna make sure you're you're not alone for
your birthday. Hey, fabulous, do you have do you have
any uh any good knock knock jokes? First, Uncle Johnny,
I have some knock knock jokes by you. Okay, I'm
sure they're not gonna be as good as the fot jokes,
(17:38):
but I'll do the knock knock. Well, I'll go, Johnny, Well,
hold on, would you right or trade and Froggy do
the fart the knock knock joke? Can you do the
fart jokes? No, I'll do my knock knock let's not
take the fots away from the foggy Okay, all right,
Uncle Johnny. So even though it's your birthday weekend, you're
giving us the gift of knock knock jokes. You guys, ready, yeah,
(17:59):
all right, okay, here we go. Knock knock. Who's the maya? Maya?
Maya ass hurts from sitting on this couch for four weeks?
That's great? Who's there? Midas? Might as well have sex.
(18:29):
We can't go anywhere with it's either getting better yourself,
Uncle Johnny. Knock knock? Who's living you? You? You come
within six ft of me and I will punch you
(18:50):
in the face. Very good, Uncle Johnny. That's instructional and funny. Yes,
it stays to keep your piece of our away from me. Anyways,
donoho and need us. I need to get the f
(19:11):
out of this house already, okay. Yes, and let's end
with an easter joke. Oh we love easter jokes, all right,
here we go. Okay. How long does it take the
Easter bunny to get ready for dinner? How long? Two
(19:33):
hours and fifty degrees? Oh he don't cook the easter
by all right, I'll go with the fat joke. I'll
tell you what. When we get Froggy back on here,
maybe he'll share a fat joke with you. Okay, we'll
(19:54):
get all right, thank you. We're not going like what
we call you a little bit. I'm gonna call you
a little his hearing delay, there's been a it's like
(20:18):
a four year delay. It's like, wait, whose president? All right? Um?
You know what we we do shout outs to all
of our our heroes, like the doctors and nurses and
pharmacists and and coal miners and small manufacturing uh people
(20:39):
businesses and sanitation workers. Let's hear it for our pizza rhas.
If you're in there making pizza, we know that a
lot of people eating your pizza are working in the hospitals.
So if you're a New Yorker, can you imagine life
without your pizza? I mean that would be just a crime. Um.
But I think about Easter here, and I think about
(21:00):
like grain pie? How can I find a grain pie
where I am? Because Eastern with heye gandha. Have you
ever read grain pie before? No? I was actually just
about to ask you what that is. It looks like
it's cheesecake, but it's not taste anything like that it's
a nice Yeah, it's got a grainy taste to it,
but but it's something you only eat it Eastern Even
(21:20):
if you don't like it, you eat it. Also large
bread or presute bread, Presuto bread, Yeah, large bread. I
would love some of that right now. Scary. I know,
what's the What's the bakery you go to every year
that you're gonna have to not go to this year?
Villabat Alba, the one on eighth Avenue and seventy one
Street in benson Hurst, the one with the lines out
(21:41):
the door. I'm not going to be able to go there,
you know, and I you know, and then I'm not
gonna be able to see my friends at Pasta Fresca
on eleventh Avenue and Dyka Heights. I'm like, I'm I
think I want to get some food from there and
bringing it back for myself, But my parents want no
part of me. They like they do not drop into
not surprised us, do not leave food on the porch.
(22:02):
I was gonna bring up some pastries or something. They
don't even want food on the porch. They don't want
to touch anything I've touched. I have an idea. If
you can't give your go ahead, daniel No, no, go ahead?
No no? What what? What? This delay is crazy? I
forgot you talk? You talk. I'm gonna this is one
(22:27):
thing I'm not gonna miss is this stupid freaking delay.
It drives me insane. It really is, all right, Let's
go talk to line three. Uh Severn, Hi, Severn. How's
it going? Oh? It's schooling great? Elvis, how are you all?
We're doing okay? Just like Uncle Johnny, did you have
to experience a quarantined birthday? I sure did. It was
(22:50):
more two and great before Danielle's. It was probably one
of those wonderful paces I've ever had. Really, what do
you mean how do you spend it? I? Well, I
was alone and I've worked from home for years. Um,
everybody that I know called me. My friends drove by
and dropped cupcakes on the porch. I made my own
(23:13):
cake the way I liked it. Nobody else had to
eat it A couple of I did. It took a week,
but I did accomplishment on my own. I think that's
something that's right. But it was lovely, It was really nice. Well,
(23:38):
Uncle john lars birthday was the best too, because I
my family did me a party in the house in
the basement, and we did they did right, and I
I had a better time in my house than I
have ever had outside of my house. So I thought
it was great. So I agree with you, But don't
even stuck to say a part of your cake. I mean,
(23:59):
I say, she got to eat her entire cake. I
made a black cherry jello poke cake. It was so good,
so western, it is unbelievable. Hold on, let's back up.
What's it called again? It was I used black cherry
jello and I made a poke cake. Now what's you
(24:20):
poke holes in it so that the stuff seeps into
the cake? Is that what it's called a poke cake? Yes?
And then you instead of like the sugary icing us
snipped cream. Oh god, oh my god, I would love
to have my And it kind of has a caster
of strawberry shortcake and then you just stick it the
(24:40):
refrigerator and then you live on it for a week.
So let's talk about this kind of mine. Herd a
friend of mye's daughter made me a cake. Uh two
weeks ago, and uh, I it was almost completely gone,
and I realized, oh my god, I ate an entire
cake on my own should I finish it? He should?
(25:00):
I go on? Oh my god, have any of you guys,
Have you guys eaten an entire anything that totally made
you disgusted with yourself all the time. I kid when
Dan y'all got me that little birthday cake. I house
that thing all by myself. We didn't even cut it
into Yeah, what about you nate an or something. Oh
(25:22):
my god. So there's this cake from Detroit, Michigan. I
love it's called It's from Saunders. They make all sorts
of different It's a confectionery and they have this thing
called a bump cake. And if you've never had it,
it's chocolate cake with chocolate icing, and then they have
little ribbons of vanilla frosting. Oh my god, Heather got
me one for my birthday. I fought everybody off and
I ate the whole thing myself. It was so weird.
(25:45):
I had like eight aboties a month later. It was
so good. Oh my god. I can't imagine eating a
whole cake and then talking about it on the air.
I'll tell you what this weekend, it's my goal to
eat an entire or something. And I'm gonna tell you
Monday even if it's X ray paste. Every happy belieated
birthday to you, and thank you for listening to one.
We appreciate it, all right, thank you, have a great day.
(26:07):
Thank you YouTube. Nate just sent us on our slack room.
He just sent us a picture of poke cake that
looks good. I forgotten it was a big thing where
I grew up to. I totally forgot about that at Hio. Okay,
all right, well, thank you hold on much. Second, thank
you so much for listening. All right, Danielle's report on
(26:27):
the Z one hundred Bonus hours coming up. What do
you have, Danielle. Oh, we're gonna talk about Tiger King.
I got two bonus episodes coming up for you, which
will be a lot of fun. Alright, we're back right
after see one hundred Flattening the Curve, the Curve. You're
listening to a bonus hour of Elvis Durand and the
Z one hundred Morning Show. Here's Elvis Z one hundred
(26:48):
the Bonus Hour. Thank you for listening to us. Welcome
to the weekend. I have someone I want you to
meet who has a great story, hoping it inspires us
to do the same thing. Paul is calling in Paul,
welcome to the Bonus Hour. How you doing to that.
You're good, very well and hello lady like that you've
got a great voice radio. Hello. Well, Paul, I would
(27:13):
love for you to share your story. You wanted to
start at the beginning because I think everyone needs to
hear what you did. Um, We've had a lot of
left over food from dinners that we do and there
are people that need it. And I have access to
a commercial kitchen and cooked there for a very long
(27:35):
time and actually do a lot of cooking. So rather
than that food go to waste, I started preparing and
delivering to the elderly and to some students of my
wife's in the area. Um, she's a fourth grade teacher
and Jamestown. And I'm actually a neighbor of Nates. Yeah,
(28:00):
we're about thirty miles away from each other, so close.
You're keeping your distance from Nate. And that's a good idea.
Oh and when you're when you're remember when you live
in Erie, Nate was a long time ago. Absolutely, I'm sorry,
but but Paul, go ahead. What you're doing, by the way,
(28:21):
is pretty incredible. You have access to food and a
commercial kitchen, and you know how to cook, and you
recognize immediately what you could do with all that food
and rather than the food go to waste and just
ending up in a dumpster somewhere, um, start prepping and
you know, go down there four in the morning and
(28:43):
cook up as many meals as you can and we
have a lot of to go containers and then just
deliver it to those and neat in the area. So
it was really something that that needed to be done
and waste like that should never go. So it was
(29:03):
good for a lot of people, and I hope to
be able to continue it. Well, here's the thing, and
I know that you didn't say it, but I'm gonna
say it for you. Paul actually paid a lot of
money out of his own pocket to supplement what he
needed to do these meals. And now it sounds like
you're on our roll. Sounds like you're on admission. And
so what we want to do, Paul and uh and
(29:24):
thanks to you, and hopefully to get you to keep
doing it, is we want to give you a thousand
dollars because you're our underdog of the day and you
deserve it. Here's the thing. Our friend Alicia Keys has
(29:46):
this song called Underdog and well, she inspired us to
do this. So every time you hear that Underdogs song
from Alicia Keys, you think about what's going on and
think about all the people that are They're so appreciative
of what you're doing and we appreciate it to Paul,
So if that some dollars to you are Underdog of
the day, we do appreciate you sharing our story with us.
That was great. Oh my god, you guys are amazing
(30:07):
every You inspire me every day and I could not
this extra hour is you know, I go onto the
replays after I listened to your show and just all
day long listen to it. I mean, it's the only
thing that's going on my phone all day long. I
have to chart four times. Oh I love that. Will
be careful listening to too much of our show. It's
(30:28):
like putting your head in a microwave up and you
gotta take it out at all. Know, it's very inspiring,
and you guys do amazing, amazing stuff. And Elvis, you
what you do for teachers, and my wife has been
a teacher for twenty five years and what you do
for them is just amazing to me, and you inspire
(30:53):
me every day. Well, thank you, and I know you're
doing a lot of your cooking for kids that need
it as well, and their nourishment is so important to
keep their brains active so they can be our future
leaders and then they'll keep us safe from all of
these days that we're having now. So look at you,
you're saving the future. Paul didn't even know it. Paul,
thank you for being or under dog of the day,
and thanks for sharing your story. I hope you have
a very safe weekend and keep up the good work. Okay,
(31:15):
your thousand dollars is on the way. Thank you so
very much. In Gandhi, Safe travel and happy birthday, Don Johnny,
Thank you, Paul. Hold on one second, Nate wants to
talk to your neighbor. Nate wants to talk to you.
Hold on one second. That was great, don't we, Paul?
Oh my god, let's get into uh the Danielle Report
(31:40):
the last of the week, and let's come back and
do another show tomorrow. It's up. Okay, go ahead, all right.
So Netflix has confirmed that your eighth episode of Tiger
King will be this Sunday, Easter Sunday. That is your gift.
April twelve, The Tiger and I hosted by Joel McHale.
It's kind of like an after show thing new interviews.
(32:02):
Our favorites will be back. I hate to tell you this,
but Carol Baskin doesn't look like she's gonna be there,
but who knows. Maybe it'll be a surprise, who knows,
but as of now, she will not be around. Fox
is also going to do a Tiger King special TMZ
and investigates Tiger King what really went down? They're gonna
look into a whole bunch of stuff, questions that we
want answers. What really happened to Carol's husband, Is Joe
(32:25):
really guilty? All those things? So that's gonna be happening
on Monday. So we have a lot to look forward to,
guys on television. Um, so this is pretty cool. Some
of the cast of Sex in the City called into
the Bradshaw Boys. This is a podcast that is out
there and what it is is a bunch of guys
that actually watch Sex in the City and what they
found out was in the midst of the coronavirus outbreak.
(32:48):
One of their listeners, Meg, is a doctor in the
COVID I see you at New York Presbyterian. So they
dedicated their episode to her. They did a special episode.
They had Sara Jessica Parker on it and a bunch
of other people from the actual show, and they dedicated
their episode to Meg, who's doing so much for COVID nineteen.
(33:08):
So I thought that was pretty cool. Um, Saturday Night Live,
we'll be back this Saturday. It'll be remotely produced, but
it'll be your favorite content as usual, weekend updates, other skits.
I'm not sure if it's live or if they're gonna
prerecord it, but we do know that you're gonna get
to see it, so that will be a lot of
fun on Saturday Night. Celebrities have been showing us how
to make our own face masks. So if you're you know,
(33:32):
if you can't google, I guess and figure it out yourself,
because you can google it. Kerry Washington, Hillary Burton some
other people have posted some videos to show you how
to make some cute face masks and guys. O. J.
Simpson is piste off this morning. Can I tell you listen?
(33:54):
The governor of Nevada shut down the golf courses because
of coronavirus, and he's says that old men now have
no place to exercise and so he's so upset and
he wants to do something about this exactly so doing
(34:16):
If you want some things to watch, like I said,
Netflix gives you Tiger King. W w E gives you
Friday Night SmackDown. You may want to watch that on
Netflix today. You also have the main event this is
a new one in an eleven year old aspiring wrestler
enters the competition to become the next w w E Superstar.
That's out on Netflix today. Also Trolls World Tour. That's
(34:36):
a new one with Justin Timberlake. The movie. They are
giving you that to basically download and pay for. So
if you want to go to the movies in your
house this weekend, if the popcorn ready, give the kids
something to do, You've got Trolls World Tour. And that
is it? All right? Well, o j if all people,
we should hire him to kill the virus. Thank you, Garrett.
(35:00):
Garrett is sending me jokes. Look, Oh my gods, Garrett's
funnier than Brody today. I'm kidding. I love you. So
my prayer for you and for the whole weekend is
that you take good care of yourself. You know what,
Please don't be overloaded with too much information. Please please
(35:21):
get into a routine and just do something for you.
And you know what, keep in mind there are people
out there that would love to hear from you, and
not only would you, would you be lifting them up,
but it's a lift up for you to know that
you're there for someone who would really love to hear
from you. Any final words before we roll out of here, Gandhi,
we hit on the road and broadcast live from Detroit,
(35:42):
Columbus next week. I love you guys, and I'm so
excited that we get to do this every day. And
I can't wait to meet up with you again on Monday,
because this is what keeps me saying yeah, well you
call this saying I love that, Yeah, Daniel. The final thoughts,
I just want to say Happy Easter to everybody this weekend.
I know it's a it from Easter and you're not
celebrating with our families, but reach out to those around you.
(36:03):
Maybe you can do a little zoom celebration or get
together with your neighbors, just just something something to make
it special. So just happy Easter to everybody, right, and
trying to make every day special. Every day is Easter
what about you. Scary has his coat on, He's ready
to walk out the door. Go Happy pastock to everyone
celebrating passover and happy Easter. And stay stayed, stay healthy,
stay strong, and keep your distance, stay home all right,
(36:26):
straight straight, Ny? Where'd you go dealing with five seconds? Nate?
What do you want to say to? Want to say?
Stay safe everyone, and just think we've gotten through this
much already. We can still do it all right without
a doubt. We're at halftime. No, thank you, guys, have
a beautiful weekend, Happy Easter. Until next time, say peace
(36:48):
on everybody, everybody, Peace, every
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