April 9, 2020 • 40 mins
With this week being Passover and Easter, how are people getting together with family and friends? We talked to a women with a interesting essential job of photo editing AND we gave away $1000 to an Underdog!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Bonus Hour. Thank you for listening in. Uh you
know what I love about this bonus hour After the
four hour show, we do? What's that? I feel like
I'm home from work. I can take off my braw
and just let my boobies hang out. You know what
I'm saying. This is a little more you know, Rex, Relax,
We're on Z one. I mean, I mean we've been
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on ZE one. I've been on one hundred for almost
thirty years. This is this is coming home. I love. Anyway,
Welcome to the Bonus Hour. We've got lots to cover.
Let's start out with a call line. Let's just start
out giving away some money. Oh I didn't say that.
Hey David, how you doing doing well? How you guys
doing over there? You know, we're talking about everyone who's
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out there, the quote unquote essential workers, and you are
one of them. David is an electrician. You've been working
for four weeks straight. You haven't had one day off
in a month. Yeah. Yeah, we're working double shifts and
uh yeah, it's it's pretty it's pretty rough. It's actually
since we all came up from our usual work hours
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and then, you know, we had no warning. It was
just all of a sudden in one morning, and they
were like, Okay, this is what we're gonna do. And
you were just like, all right, let's do it. You're
doing it. You're doing it. You're like, okay, let's do it.
And I know that you currently you're you're doing important
things like you're sending up generators in case a location
needs to be used for patients and things like that.
I mean, it's yeah, yeah, like a lot of people
are doing it with the community colleges and uh, some
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of the you know, the universities and so on and
so forth that have gyms that are big enough for
dorms that you know, dorm buildings that are vacant that
can be transferred. See, what you're doing is so so important,
even though you haven't had a day off in four weeks.
And that's just you're great, you know, David, Uh, you
and all the other people are out there making it work.
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You know. I was thinking earlier, if a truck rolls
by on the way to the grocery store right full
of food that we need for our families and for ourselves,
you got to think about, well, someone had to put
gas in that truck. Someone had to put tires on
that truck. Someone has to serve us that truck. You know,
there's more to it than that than the guy or
a woman driving the truck. There's the people who are
keeping that truck on the road. And also to people
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who put the food in the back of the truck
and the grows the food. The list goes on and
on with people who are the on the hand of
me and the other guys too. We all wanted to
thank you guys just as much because I mean, it
means a lot for us. I mean, you guys are
always doing shoutouts and saying how much you know we
are what we're doing is appreciate it, but we appreciate
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the recognition from you guys, and it keeps us going.
I mean under these sounds, I mean, there's more than
this guys here who never listened to you guys in
the morning ever, right and then like now they're like
they do it every day and they're just like, you know,
I love these guys. Who's this one? Who's that? You know?
So it's like, you know, I love that. You know,
in a way, you're you're like you're like spreading our virus.
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A mean Daniels laugh. Oh no, never do, because we
all laugh when you laughing at you know, if it
makes it easier. In the world of porn, it's called
a money shot. Never get rid of that day. Yet,
here's the thing. Let the let the guys at work
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know that we're all sitting here with no pants and
I took off my braw and that's just the way
it's gonna be during the Z one bonus hour. Here's
what I want to do here, David. You gotta get
back to work, working four weeks straight and doing important
double shifts, making sure the generators are ready in case
locations need to be used for patients. And even more
than that. Uh, since our friend Alicia Keys has that
song Underdog Out that's doing so well that really really
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describes the times on her behalf, we're gonna give you
one thousand dollars to spend any way you know you want,
for your family or your friends or coworkers, whatever you need. Yeah,
you're our underdogs today, David. Six people clapping, congratulations, David,
enjoy the money. We'll get it to you as fast
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as we can find a truck to send it to you. Okay, Oh,
thanks a lot man, and we'll keep the lights on
for you. Oh, thank you. You don't know, you don't know.
Hold on much second, David, It's true. All the people,
all the people out there doing everything they can to
keep us in here, taking off our bras and no pants.
What a what a life for living? This is great.
Thank you for that. Let's go around the room. Let's
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start our ze one hundred bonus hour with the brains
of the morning show. We'll start with your brain, Danielle,
what's on your mind today? Well, let's talk about our
listeners because they sneak into our d m s all
the time, and I love how they always comment on
what'll we post. So I've been posting all these brownies
I've been making. So yesterday my brownies cracked and I
got upset because I'm like, they cracked. I don't like
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when they cracked. They told me about this pampered Chef
brownie pan and I looked it up. This thing is incredible.
It separates each brownie before you even cook it, so
it comes out of the oven separated brownies, their stings. Incredible.
I ordered it an Amazon. We delivered soon. Thank you
to all the listeners telling me about this pampered chef Brownie,
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and I love cracked brownies. You crack all the brownies
you want, they won't crack. Yeah, Brownie's being serious, that's true.
Let's move a froggy since he's being Mr Smartass Live
from Jacksonville, Florida. What's on your mind today? I'm actually
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being honest with you. However, yesterday I feel like the
score of the day was I had been following this
account online and they sell hand sanitizer, and every time
I look at sold out, sold out, sold out. Yesterday
I checked they had it. I bought a gallon the
hand sanitizer. It'll be here next week. We're back in
the hand sanitizer business. So you just have to keep checking.
If there's things that you've been wanting to get while
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we're on this quarantine dealing with the COVID. You just
keep checking. Stuff is replenishing online, the COVID, the COVID. Well,
but wait, are you serious? Mayonnaise and we'll stop cracking
and Brownie, Yes, I'm being dead serious. Man Aids adds
moisture to the brown easy will not crack. You don't
have to thank you. Hey, what's up with you today? Scary.
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You know, every Easter Sunday, we have a tradition with
my family and I where we order from this place
in Brooklyn, this place pasta fresco, which is amazing, and
we have to do this now with the quarantine going
on in self isolation. I said, that is not gonna
stop me because I saw people yesterday on the newsday
we're having virtual Satyrs and everything like that, they were
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still getting their food from their places that they have delivered.
So I am going to make I'm gonna I'm gonna
make that trip and to just quickly go in grab
the food. And I will maybe do a virtual Easter
with my family on Sunday if they could figure out
FaceTime video and we will do this so they'll they'll
have it at their house and I'll have it at
my house in Jersey City. So you know what the
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good thing about Easter, and I was reading up on this,
uh this morning, is most of the stuff we do
it at Easter is in your house. It's like Easter
egg on and eating chocolates and eating ham and it's
an in house thing. So, uh, you know, Easter it's
perfect for a social distancing. I never heard that on
a on a show before. Hey, what's up with you today, Gandhi?
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What's going on? Okay? So we've been talking about different
emotions that we're experiencing during quarantine time that we haven't before,
and I have a new one and I gotta get
rid of it. I've been having a bad thought about
an animal. I told you guys yesterday that there was
a rooster who is starting to cause some trouble. I
heard of screaming. I did not know that those little
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jerks don't just do it in the morning. They do
it whenever they feel like it. So yesterday I'm taking
a nap, but I hear this stupid crowing and I
shot up out of my sleep, like, oh my god,
what time where am I? What's what am I missing?
And I look, it's daylight. It's three in the afternoon.
Then this little idiot is still just going off. I
was like, man, like you, rooster, what you're not saying
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here is Gandhi lives in in a in a high
rise apartment in a neighborhood with nothing but a high rise.
This I mean, you live in the city basically, and
there's a rooster. I mean to me, that's the headline here?
Who the hell is a rooster in the city? I
had no idea and I looked out my window and
I can't figure it out, like which direction it's coming from.
It's driving me insane. He is making me crazy and
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it's only been one day. So here's hoping that it
gets better. You know. Can you get Brody on the phone?
I think Brodie's on the line right is he holding? Hey? Brodie?
What's up? All? Hey? How was your sator last night?
We didn't do a satter. We couldn't get the ingredients.
The stroll was sold out, so what did you do?
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We printed pictures of the food and made it like
we had a sayer plate and we just had pictures
of the shank bone, pictures of the of the egg.
So we faked it again. You're shopping again. What did
you eat? People brought all the good stuff up. What
did you eat? What did you eat? We had meat balls,
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meat We had ground beef in the house, so we
made meat balls and tacos and good We put them
on chips that didn't rise, so they were flat. I know,
but isn't that Is that a Jewish tradition? You you
use what you have I think that's great. It was
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passed over. The supermarket was ticked over. So I'm gonna
try to get today. But uh, you know, we were
gonna get peeps it, but we thought that was TACKI
on passover? Where's the music? Where's the music? Don't don't, don't,
rody brody. I want you to catch some more about
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how you missed uh passed over? Pass over for you?
Was picked over? Go ahead, all right, presses one syllable,
give me the music. Hold on, I gotta find it. Gary. Oh,
this is the worst word ever. Better. The joke is over.
The joke is over. Hey, the story you sent me
earlier about how noise complaints are up in the city.
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What is it because at seven o'clock everyone's beating their
pots and pants for everyone working in healthcare? Is that
the problem? No, it's because families full of people are
in the house all day and they've all jammed in
with nothing to do, so they're playing music louder, they're
playing board games, are blasting the TV, anything to keep
busy and distract themselves from the boredom. But people are
complaining that their neighbors are too loud. Yeah, and you've
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got loud neighbors. You've got loud roosters in Gandhi's neighborhood.
I mean, it's a whole different world we're living in,
all right, Brodie, best of luck. I hope you get
through your your dinner tonight. I don't know what are
you cooking tonight? Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? What are
you doing? Whatever's on the shop at shop right, we'll
be a dinner tonight baby, big beans and uh pressels? Alright,
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why not? That sounds good to me? All right? Hold on, Brodie.
Line four is Sal Sal works from the l I
Double R, and we want to send a shout out
to l A Double R all the m T A workers.
How are you guys doing on the job. Sal. We're
doing good, We're getting by and we just want to
make sure everyone who's taking the trains gets to the
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homes will work stafe and sound. And we appreciate all
the works of the healthcare workers, sanitation workers, especially the
Q six Alberto Villaneueva and the healthcare workers Jackie Rodriguez
from Albertson. Everyone's still going to work the day to
uh get a students crisis. By the way, Sally, you're
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just not coming in right. You work the graveyard shifts,
about to hit the hay, about to go to bed. Yeah,
I worked the graveyard shifts. I've been doing that for
eighteen on my twenty two years on the railroad. Wow. Well,
the l I Double R is lucky to have you
and all your friends as well as you shout about
sal stay safe. Thank you for listening to us on
your way home. And as you go, take a nice
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little net, put your head on that pillar and start
start counting the sheet man. Go to sleep. You deserve it.
Thank you very much for listening to us. Thank you
very much for having me on again. Thanks old mt
A and l I Double R workers who are still
out there getting the trend always there. Oh who's that?
This is my one, Savanna. She sent a text to
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will Lurt you to my presence. So um, she's the
first time. Look at that you got. You have the
best agent in the world. I gotta hire her from
the next negotiation. Fabulous. All right, so thank you both
of you. Have to talk to you guys. She's so
nervous right now. Oh my god, you're nervous nervous at all? Well,
(12:46):
thank you so much. You guys, stays stay safe, stay safe.
Hold on one second. Oh my goshn't that funny. I
love how people come out of the back and like, oh,
by the way, Hi, I'm like, who's that? Hey? You
know who she get on the pot. We should talk
to Scary's parents, talk to your mom and dad. Maybe
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we'll get them on. If not today, we'll get them
on tomorrow. It's no big deal. I don't know. Well, look, listen,
we're one, one hundred. We're just doing our thing, and uh,
you know, the braws are off, the shorts are on,
and we're just nice and relaxed. If you want to
text us, tell us what you're doing right now, we
want to hear from you Texas at uh. Let's get
our three things we need to know from Gandhi, Gandhi,
what's going on? Hello? Well, sadly, we talked about this earlier.
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New York State now has more coronavirus cases than any
other country in the world except for the United States.
As of last night, positive cases had climbed to almost
a hundred and fifty thousand. New York itself has over
eighty thousand. New Jersey now at more than forty seven thousand,
but there is good news as we might be hitting
a plateau. Still too early to know for sure, but
Governor Cuomo is reminding us not to be fooled by
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positive numbers over the last few days, adding that we
have to get more diligent, not less diligent, and we
need to continue to follow all social distance guidelines and
stay home as much as possible. Now we've been doing
this for a while. I know Danielle posted her photo,
but Governor Cuomo also wants to step up the efforts.
In his social media campaign who are You Staying Home For?
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He says he's staying at home to protect his mother, Matilda.
So if you want to take your photo and be
part of it, post it with the hashtag New York
Tough and I stay home for and by the way,
Danielle stays home for her family, because we're in this
together to keep each other safe and to end this sooner,
as well as all those who are fighting for us,
we love you, Danielle. And tonight, we know that a
lot of live events have been canceled, but we're trying
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to do something really cool at Z one, so we're
offering listeners something to fill that need every weeknight until
I don't really know when we're gonna have a thirty
minute encore presentation of one of our I Heart Radio
Theater performances. So tonight at midnight you can catch Ariana Grande.
Tomorrow at midnight you'll be able to hear ed Sharon,
and we'll keep going. We'll update you on all the
different artists that are coming through to do that. And
(14:54):
those are your three things, you know what getting ready
for tomorrow show. Looking at some topics we should bring
up numb One is what's the weird stuff you've ordered
from Amazon? Someone just in a text saying I ordered
a sushi roller kit never we might Floby arrived yesterday.
Am I going to use it? Probably not? What a
stupid thing? And I should. You should be ordering things
(15:15):
that are essential. I'm not gonna use it. Look at it.
You can't do that. Also today we we asked the
question what did the quarantine make you do? The quarantine
made you did it? And the responses were amazing. One
woman slept with her best friend, a woman for the
first time in her life. Slip with a woman. She
says she may do it again. Another guy called up
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and said he slipped with his best friend's mother. But
without the uh, without quarantining, without what's going on, they
wouldn't have done that. So I want to get back
to that tomorrow. Can we do that early? Yeah? Sure,
thank you, thank you for the affirmation. Uh, let's take
a break. We'll be back here listening to the one
hundred of bonus hour. We still have forty more minutes
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when you public social distancing at least six feet now
even more of Elvis durandom to show. Here's Elvis see
so spoiled by the weather yesterday, today we get this crap? Uh?
Is it gonna get nice anytime soon? What's going on?
Spar well not today? Unfortunately, cloudy, windy, rain heavy at
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times off and on today it's gonna be sixty two
degrees but sorry, and then tomorrow, good Friday, more the same,
and I have uh fifty two. It's gonna get cold
this weekend. Right now, it's like cold cold one of
the overnight They say the real field could be in
the twenties. Is that today tomorrow a scotty shaking tonight
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tonight tomorrow. Well, this is where Daniel gets all piste off.
She gets piste off at the It doesn't make sense.
How can we be seventy yesterday or whatever and then
twenty degrees tomorrow? There getting mad at the weather. Stop
getting mad at the weather. We cannot I can go outside.
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This is what Daniel has been doing for twenty five
years on this show. She gets mad at the weather
and starts yelling, and we're like, what, we can't tell
you about it? What do you want to It doesn't
make sense, old man thing about her. I feel like
that is the most old man thing in the world
to do, is scream with this guy. How dare you? Hey? Scary?
(17:26):
Can I wear my Easter bonnet on Sunday? You can?
It'll be no, We're recovering by the weekend. It's gonna
be back into the sixties. It's just just tonight. It's
gonna feel like it's in the twenties in the overnight.
Just letting you know what I heard. So I'm thinking
about if I can find any I gotta get in
and out of the store today. This is my one
day of the week. I've got to go replenish. And
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Alex is coming out this weekend. Haven't seen him in
two weeks. I'm thinking about doing an Easter egg hunt. Huh,
what do you think Easter egg hunt? You should totally,
totally all right, I'm gonna get good in stone. If
you hide up all while you're drunk, it'll be extra
fun to try to line where you put them, to
know where about him. Uh. We're talking earlier on the show.
(18:06):
Uh to a guy who worked in an office, a
huge office space. Right, you can visualize lots of desks,
lots of phones, lots of computers in everyone except for
him laid off, so he has to show up to
the office every day and sit in this massive room
by himself. And it made me think about Scary and
Nate and Scotty b who come in every day to
a Tribeca, into the building and you go off into
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your separate rooms, but you see each other through the
windows and stuff. But the place has got to be
a ghost town, right, it really is? Yeah, straight and
Nate is it. It's it's a serious ghost town that well,
a few times we leave here, we go to the
bathroom or go get snacks. You don't pass anybody in
the hallways. And really, the way we're talking to each
other through windows, it's like being in prison and getting
somebody to come visit you. That's exactly how this is,
(18:52):
because I just see Scary through a window and Scotty
through a window. We starding each other through glass and
occasionally engineered. Just stay that way. He'll come by that.
Hey you guys good, We're good, and he leaves. So
I'm in a house by myself and a schnauser who's
asleep two stories above me. Danielle's in a house with
two cats, Uh, some kind of lizard, what is a dragon?
(19:15):
And a husband and two kids. I said, Gandhi's with
a with a plant plants, yes, frog. He's in a
house with a wife, a kid, and two dogs. I mean,
it's kind of funny how we're all. We're all like
living these different lives right now, and uh, but we
come together thanks to the magic of a zoom, which
(19:35):
we're loving. By the way, I'm trying to get Alex
to U zoom. He's like, I don't need more technology.
I said, come on, zoom is great. Don't you love zoom? Yeah?
We love zoom. Yeah, Hey, Nate on zoom. I just
saw you recoil and horror did shone to come in?
He came over to me with a bloody rag. I'm like,
stay away from me. Why he's wiping his mouth with
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blood on it? Why? Where? Why are you bleeding? Are
you coughing up blood? This is not good. He's into
what's wrong with you? Come out? I'm eating my candle open,
I bit my cheek. We don't have time for that,
not during the COVID. We cannot have emergency. At least
he was eating the candle up. Yeah, earlier he was
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eating a banana and he does this weird thing where
he stares at the zoom camera while deep throwing a banana.
I'm like, I don't know who taught you that? Niki
Nikki listening to the Bonus Hour and on what are
you doing right now? Nicki? As we knows into your
private business? Hi, guys, thank you so much for your
(20:37):
extra hour. I really really enjoy it. I am currently
sitting at my desk at my office alone, editing a
shadow out of a picture of a dog. Okay, is
this are you a professional photo editor? Is that photo
(20:57):
editor and a printer? Um? What against me? Essential? Is
actually the I purnt out blueprints for builders? Oh okay,
so wait, so I thought you were just wasting time
by editing out a shadow of a dog. But you're
actually getting paid to edit out a shadow of a dog.
I am, Wow, that's pretty cool. Who has a fun
(21:20):
essential job? I like that. I love it. And by
the way, I don't know if you're listening earlier, but
daniel did not use the F word. She said, freaking
sounded like it. It did sound like it's it sounded
like full. My wife just ran in here and said,
did Danielle just dropped the F bomb? I'm like, no,
(21:42):
I wish I did. No, don't do that. All right, Nikki?
Are you so? Are you working all alone? I mean
there's no one else in the office all alone? Um?
I actually am the only one that works in this office.
This is one of the smaller offices out of the three. Um.
So I've been in the office for the past year
building up our clients. Hell here, all right, Well, look
(22:04):
stay safe. Keep editing those shadows out of those dog pictures.
That tell you though. The craziest thing I edited was
a husband out of a wedding photo because she broke
up with him, and she she thought she looked really
good in the photo, so she asked me to edit
her next husband out of it, wearing a wedding dress
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in the photo. Yeah, she was wearing a wedding dress
in the photo. Yes, that's how you and you just
take someone out of your life, have them edited out.
Let's call Nicki. Nikki will do it all right, Nikki,
thank you for listening to the Bonus Hour, and let's
keep editing. We've got editing to do. Come on, alright,
(22:47):
thanks for let me read the text. Did daniel just
say the effort on the radio? Well, that's what I
heard when she was upset about the weather. Daniel said
the effort live. I heard her. H Did daniel just
say the effort? I thought she did. Danielle just said
f What about these F bombs from Danielle? Is that
going out of the radio, Danielle dropped the F bomb?
(23:08):
I loved it. Did Danielle just dropped the F bomb?
I mean it's thousands of texts. I'm sorry I didn't,
but I said freaking so. Uh. You know what I
love uh about Gandhi. Gandhi is gonna do it her
way or no way, and you are actually gonna hop
(23:29):
into a car and travel across the country tomorrow? Is
it tomorrow? Your schedule to travel Saturday, Yes, Saturday here
and people will say no, no, Gandhi, we need you
on the show. No, that's the beautiful thing about what
we're doing. We we can take our studios with us
anywhere and everywhere we go. So uh, for various reasons
which we don't have to go into. Now, you are
now moving over to your sister's house in Columbus or
(23:51):
your boyfriend's house in Detroit. It'll be the boyfriend's house
in Detroit first. And the way that I'm gonna do
it is we've all both are all my sister, my boyfriend,
and myself. We've all been self quarantining for getting close
to a month now, so everybody's okay, I'm going to
get into clean yep. I'm gonna get into my sister's car,
and then my boyfriend is going to pick me up
(24:12):
halfway so I will be safe as safe as I
possibly can. I'm not getting on airplanes. I'm not going
to spread anything. I know everyone's worried about New Yorkers,
but I have literally not left this place to do
anything really for a long time. However, I missed my
family and it gets very lonely and I would like
to be with people who I love at this time
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and not lose my mind. So that's what I'm gonna do.
So nervous about shacking up with a boyfriend for an
extended period of time, I mean, is that while you're
going to there first, you can get that done and
then get out just in case there's a problem. Oh
it's perfect. So I can go to his place first,
and then if and when he gets sick of me
or I get sick at him, then I can just
be like, Okay, I gotta go spend time with my sister. Now,
I gotta go. Wow, all right, we're gonna this is
(24:57):
gonna be an interesting experiment. I know, because you've never
spent extended time I'm with him like this. No, we
are going from long distance to quarantining together, not even
just regular living together, which I think would still be
a lot. We are locked down together. Seven here we go. Okay,
they just met, by the way, every but a year ago. Hell,
I'm coming together. We've been together all the year. Okay,
(25:20):
I know, but you haven't had a lot of time together.
This is gonna be interesting. It's gonna be No, don't worry,
there's nothing to worry about what could go wrong. You know,
Doug from Staten Island is delivering a truckload of meat online.
One oh, let me give him my address. Hey, Doug,
hena doing well? You know what I wish I could
(25:41):
say I was delivering the meat. You know I can't
do that. You can. So how is it going out there?
Meat is essential? How is it going with you? And
how has this changed your life? Totally? It's going okay? Um, uh,
very very busy. I'm delivering four uh Italian gourmete delhi
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on Staten Island on Forest Avenue called Santino and what
we're doing, what we're doing right now. But it's just
basically taking pick up orders, delivery orders. Uh, people that
can't get out of the house. So uh, it's been
very crazy, little nuts. But you know it's I guess
time and days now. I guess it's normal now, you know.
(26:23):
So what's your number one selling cut of meat? I've
always wondered if we have to do the meat countdown?
What's number one? Pork chops? Pork shop? Yeah, oh my god,
scary scary? Now can you do the good Italian thing
and just let some pork shops fall off the truck
without telling anyone. I got a question. I just wanted
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to know what is the difference between a pork loin
and a pork tender loin. Someone said they're totally different.
I'm just to build a very guy me. Man. I'm
gonna take a guess. I think the pork loin is
a large piece and the pork tenderloin pork tender loins
a piece of that that comes off. That's a little more. Whatever.
I'm guessing on that, I could be wrong. Meat lovers
(27:06):
don't hate me. Well, look, thank you for delivering the
meat man. And it's so important. We're learning every day
about everyone who's out there doing their essential work and
how important it is. I think a world without bonus
pork shops would really piss me the f off. And
so thank god you're there, Doug. Stay safe. Okay, all right,
this is wild. You know, I got a lot of
texts since we started doing our Z one d Bonus
(27:28):
Hour on Monday. People here in New York are in everywhere,
by the way outside of New York, listening in on
the I Heart radio app. They're excited that we do this,
and I can't figure out why because we're really not
doing anything, are we What are we were doing? We're talking,
We're just talking, just like talking. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, gandhi,
(27:49):
what's up? I think that this is actually great because
it's keeping us entertaining, and it's keeping us from falling
into our bad habits that we would have if we
were not doing this, like eating all day long or
sleeping all day long. This is keeping me saying as well,
I love it. I'm glad that we're able to do this. Well,
then let's stay until one. I'm not gonna happen. But
(28:13):
you know, straighten ate, Uh, how are you? Are you
holding up? Okay? I mean you're driving all the way
to Connecticut and you know, we don't. I don't know.
Commuting is just sounds like an awful thing right now?
Are you? Is there any traffic at all? No, I
will say for the people that do still have to
get in their cars and drive to work and commute,
there's hardly any traffic. And you've noticed that a lot
of the departments of transportation are now taking advantage of that.
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So there is traffic because they're closing down lanes and
working on roads because there's so few people on the road.
But even with them working on the roads, you're still
getting home in probably half the time that it normally takes.
It's crazy. I'm gonna say something, and it's not gonna
be very popular. I would rather live in a world
with buttloads of traffic than living in this world right now.
(28:59):
It's just look, I know, that's so great to be
able just to get on the road and zoom zoom zoom.
But then again, we never said in traffic, So who
are we to complain if there's construction construction, Yeah, there
is construction. I will say that. A lot of restaurants
I know in the city they are still trying to
find ways to keep money flowing in. They're actually selling
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their wine from their wine cellars and their wine closets.
You know, these restaurants had stocked up on huge, huge,
huge amounts of cases of wine and they have to
buy in bulk, and that's how you get, you know,
the most wine for the least amount of money. And
they're actually selling off wine. It's not only in the city,
it's everywhere in the triced area. So if you know
(29:41):
of a restaurant that you love and you want to
help them, out, but you don't want the food calumn
and ask me if they're selling their wine? Did you
guys know that? No, that's pretty cool that I can't
wait because I'm off my week long alcohol free jaunt
starting tomorrow. So if I said I'm gonna go all
week without drinking, but I'm gonna start drinking on the weekend,
(30:01):
when does my weekend start? Is it ten am or
eleven am tomorrow? I'm so excited, guys. You know what
this means, right? This means the text messages are going
to be very interesting this weekend. What do you mean
by that? Whatever? We always know when you're drunk and
(30:21):
you send a text message, sometimes you said a text
message that sometimes I don't think you mean for us,
and I go, I don't think he meant that one
for us. I think that's for somebody. Let me be
very clear. Every single text message that leaves my phone
has purpose and has direction. It has sometimes an agenda,
sometimes the wrong direction, but it's got direction. Oh shut up, Danielle,
(30:45):
it's fun. I think. Hold on, okay, look look through
your history. When's the last time I send a text
message that you thought I said when I was drunk
what's the one he said last week? Remember he said
it to all of us, but it didn't make any sense.
It was like some weird It wasn't what was it?
Just was it to just above you? I can't even
(31:06):
remember it was weird. It was I was sharing my
philosophy on something. I'm sure that it's something you needed
to know to make your job better. Newly A has
a question for Gandhi. Hello, Juliet, welcome to the Bonus
Hour on Z one. We talked for an hour about
absolutely nothing. What's going on? I love you guys. Thank you,
(31:30):
Thank you for saying the extra hour. This is awesome.
Thank you. What's your question for Gandhi? Hey, Gandhi, So
how are you going to do it? How are you
going to poop with your boyfriend and quarantine multiple toilets?
Don't worry. I can do my thing and then be safe. Okay,
places didn't leave your apartment. You leave the apartment and
(31:53):
leave them in your apartments to go to another floor.
So how you that can happen? Well, that is because
my apartment has one bathroom. His apartment has multiple rooms.
His place is much bigger than mine, many bathrooms does
he have how many too fancy. Now, let me ask
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you this. I'm gonna take it a step further, Juliet.
Here's the question that we're gonna we're gonna ask next.
And I know you're wondering what the answer is. Now,
can you do number one in the same bathroom as
he does, but but you do number two and like
in a number two room. It's just for number two.
It's just for number two. It's just to have my
own space, in my own time and not have to
worry about somebody coming in after me and being like,
(32:36):
oh my god, what did you eat? Or whatever happens?
How about not dealing with what does he know? Did
you tell him? You make sure you know that that's
your rom you can sneak out to the gas station. Well,
she has another bathroom. She has another bathroom. Scary and Juliet,
by the way, I love that that was the question
you had to ask. That's my favorite question of the day.
(32:58):
What are you gonna do when you the poop? This
is important? You know what, If it's important to you,
it's important to us. Juliet. You deserve that answer. Thank
you very much. Have a safe day. Okay, thank you too.
Have a great day by all right, thank you. Yeah,
the important questions need important answers. We'll take a break.
We're back right after this. You're listening to a bonus
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hour of Elvis Duran and the Show. Here's Elvis Z
one huttered as we get into the Danielle Report, which
we're so excited to give you in the Z one
hundred bonus hour. You know what I'm doing today, I'm
I'm doing my trip to the grocery store, which and
I have to say, you know what saddens me is
I used to love to go to the to the
grocery store. I used to go almost every day because
(33:44):
I just love going to shop for the day and
I love picking up things and looking at things. And
now you know, it's a whole new world where you
only should go to the grocery store. When you have
to go to the grocery store, and once you get there,
you need to wait in line until it's your turn
to get in there. Then you have to stay away
from everyone, and it's a whole different experience. I can't
wait until we get back today when we can just
go leisurely enjoy the things we love to do. Mine
(34:07):
call me an idiot going to the grocery store. You too, Froggy, Right,
I love going to the grocery store, but I must
smack some people on the PP right now. Do not
go to the grocery store for one day's items. I
see people walking around that I have like three items
in their hand and they're leaving. No, no, no no.
When you go to the grocery store, you need to
get stuff for a long period of time because you
(34:28):
don't need to be going back every day, because you're
opping the risk of you getting infected or infecting other
people in case you have it and you don't know it.
There you go. Your PP has been whacked. It's very
very very interesting information. Now it's true though you don't go?
Are you have to today? I have to. Uh, let's
get into the Danielle report. Danielle, Yes, I don't even
(34:48):
I don't even like ham. I'm buying a ham. Alright.
So Governor Cuomo has this campaign and Jennifer Lopez and
a Rod we're helping out. Basically, he challenged them to look,
we need to get people to stay home. I need
you to help me out. So this is what they
did to get people to stay home. We want you
to please stay home to stop the spread of COVID nineteen.
(35:10):
You know, we're staying home to protect those on the
front lines and doctors, the nurses and technicians that are
working so hard to save lives at our hospitals. We're
now tagging Jimmy Fallon next to help hashtag stop the spread.
And so now it Jimmy Fallon's turn. We'll see what
he does. And um. We talked to Justin timber Like
earlier this morning, if you missed it, he was talking
(35:33):
about being home with his family and what it's like
being a dad twenty four hours a day. Is being
a dad totally different now? I mean, has it changed
having more and more time with your family. I've talked
to all my other friends, close friends and who done it,
and we've all basically come to the conclusion that there's
(35:53):
no human being on this planet that's made to be
a parent. But I guess on the other side as well,
you know, all kidding aside, we also kind of reflect
on the fact that this is also an opportunity where,
(36:14):
especially for a guy like me who admittedly as a workaholic,
you know, to take time and kind of sit and
be with your family. This is all happening the way
it's happening. And I think you have to find all
the find all the silver linings, and one of those
silver linings as you're getting this time. I'm getting this
time with my son. Just reminds the Trolls ahead. You know,
(36:40):
you go ahead. Trolls World Tour is out tomorrow for
you to basically download at home and pay for and
so you can watch it this weekend at home. That's
pretty cool. Broadway is remaining dark. Supposed to reopen April twelve.
Unfortunately they're extending it to June seven, and we don't
know what's going to happen after that. It could get
pushed as well. And Sesame Street is going to be
doing a special episode on April fourteen. Lynn Manuel Miranda
(37:03):
is in charge of that one. He's getting a bunch
of special guests. It's called Sesame Street Elmo's play Date,
and it's for kids who are finding it very hard
to understand what's going on. Look, a lot of kids
don't get it right now, obviously, especially little ones. And
if Elmo explains it to you, if Big Bird explains
it to you, a lot of times, it's easier for
you to understand why you need to stay home, why
you can't play with your friends right now. Um, I
(37:25):
know my little niece Ella has a very hard time
understanding and you know it's not easy. So Elmo telling
you maybe you'll understand it a little bit more. So.
That's happening on April fourteen. And that's it. What's that? Now?
What's that? What's that? Hello? That's fine? Oh? Really? God?
(37:50):
How many you know? We're in a weird time where
I'm not a lot of people are spending money on advertising,
but we're in a weird time where a lot of
people are spending money on advertising. Have you seen I
mean there's a lot of people cleaning up. I mean
they're cleaning up. I've got more heads on my on
my social media than I've ever seen in my life.
It was a place to buy face mask. It says
you won't get them until May, but you could buy face.
(38:14):
Somebody just texted in, Uh, they wanted to know if
you've got to watch Graves End on Amazon. I did,
I did. I watched two episodes of graves End, and
I tell you it's it's it's it's interesting. I'm actually
looking well if you grew up in New York City,
especially in the eighties, you're gonna see a lot of
(38:35):
you in this. Maybe there's a lot of Italians. There's
a lot of people who think they think they sound
like they're New Yorkers, and I don't. I don't hear it,
but I gotta tell you, I'm ready to go back
and watch more of it. It definitely is a it's
a it's a fun show to watch. So watch Graves
End and on on Amazon Pride, give it, give it
a shot. It's a bunch of Yeah. Is its Sopranos esque, Oh,
(39:00):
Sopranos is a little slower and meaningful. This this is
a little more there thirty minute episodes in there, to
the point they just like, hi, you're going and they
shoot someone and then okay, shows over. But it's very
it's very eighties, though extremely extremely eighties. Remember the Sopranos
actually wrote it and directed it and stars in it.
I'm enjoying it, but I don't know if. I don't
(39:22):
know if if you're from New York from the eighties,
I don't know if you would enjoy it as much
I was. In the Yeah, big, huge, big, huge, Quijine mobiles. Absolutely,
I gotta see I want to see it. It's true. Yeah.
You know what, if you want a lesson in New
York in the eighties, Gandhi, you should watch Graves. End it. Really,
(39:45):
it really is interesting. That's exactly what's happening with the
sopranos now. I feel like I'm getting a lesson in
what it was like here because a lot of it
happens in Jersey City and you know, all obviously New
York and all around New Jersey. And I'm just kind
of like, oh, that's what it was like. Huh. I
want so if you're sitting in Iowa and you're watching Graves,
and I don't know if you're gonna understand it. It's
sort of like a very It's sort of like an
(40:08):
easy tutorial on New York City in the eighties. You'll
grow chest hair just watching it. You already have it,
so you don't have to worry about what you know,
it's this week you know what, it's almost a weekend.
I'm gonna get drunk in text message you. Uh, if
Seinfeld were a mobster, it would be his role on
(40:29):
this show Graves, and so you'll see it. I love it.
We gotta get out of here. Thank you for listening
to our bonus hour on z U Ryan C. Chris
still doesn't know. He's not on right now, but he's
gonna We're gonna turn him on next and I'll never
know the difference. So it's our little secret. Okay, we'll
see you tomorrow on the Big Show. Until then, say
piece out everybody.
The Bonus Hour. Thank you for listening in. Uh you
know what I love about this bonus hour After the
four hour show, we do? What's that? I feel like
I'm home from work. I can take off my braw
and just let my boobies hang out. You know what
I'm saying. This is a little more you know, Rex, Relax,
We're on Z one. I mean, I mean we've been
(00:20):
on ZE one. I've been on one hundred for almost
thirty years. This is this is coming home. I love. Anyway,
Welcome to the Bonus Hour. We've got lots to cover.
Let's start out with a call line. Let's just start
out giving away some money. Oh I didn't say that.
Hey David, how you doing doing well? How you guys
doing over there? You know, we're talking about everyone who's
(00:42):
out there, the quote unquote essential workers, and you are
one of them. David is an electrician. You've been working
for four weeks straight. You haven't had one day off
in a month. Yeah. Yeah, we're working double shifts and
uh yeah, it's it's pretty it's pretty rough. It's actually
since we all came up from our usual work hours
(01:03):
and then, you know, we had no warning. It was
just all of a sudden in one morning, and they
were like, Okay, this is what we're gonna do. And
you were just like, all right, let's do it. You're
doing it. You're doing it. You're like, okay, let's do it.
And I know that you currently you're you're doing important
things like you're sending up generators in case a location
needs to be used for patients and things like that.
I mean, it's yeah, yeah, like a lot of people
are doing it with the community colleges and uh, some
(01:26):
of the you know, the universities and so on and
so forth that have gyms that are big enough for
dorms that you know, dorm buildings that are vacant that
can be transferred. See, what you're doing is so so important,
even though you haven't had a day off in four weeks.
And that's just you're great, you know, David, Uh, you
and all the other people are out there making it work.
(01:46):
You know. I was thinking earlier, if a truck rolls
by on the way to the grocery store right full
of food that we need for our families and for ourselves,
you got to think about, well, someone had to put
gas in that truck. Someone had to put tires on
that truck. Someone has to serve us that truck. You know,
there's more to it than that than the guy or
a woman driving the truck. There's the people who are
keeping that truck on the road. And also to people
(02:07):
who put the food in the back of the truck
and the grows the food. The list goes on and
on with people who are the on the hand of
me and the other guys too. We all wanted to
thank you guys just as much because I mean, it
means a lot for us. I mean, you guys are
always doing shoutouts and saying how much you know we
are what we're doing is appreciate it, but we appreciate
(02:28):
the recognition from you guys, and it keeps us going.
I mean under these sounds, I mean, there's more than
this guys here who never listened to you guys in
the morning ever, right and then like now they're like
they do it every day and they're just like, you know,
I love these guys. Who's this one? Who's that? You know?
So it's like, you know, I love that. You know,
in a way, you're you're like you're like spreading our virus.
(02:52):
A mean Daniels laugh. Oh no, never do, because we
all laugh when you laughing at you know, if it
makes it easier. In the world of porn, it's called
a money shot. Never get rid of that day. Yet,
here's the thing. Let the let the guys at work
(03:12):
know that we're all sitting here with no pants and
I took off my braw and that's just the way
it's gonna be during the Z one bonus hour. Here's
what I want to do here, David. You gotta get
back to work, working four weeks straight and doing important
double shifts, making sure the generators are ready in case
locations need to be used for patients. And even more
than that. Uh, since our friend Alicia Keys has that
song Underdog Out that's doing so well that really really
(03:34):
describes the times on her behalf, we're gonna give you
one thousand dollars to spend any way you know you want,
for your family or your friends or coworkers, whatever you need. Yeah,
you're our underdogs today, David. Six people clapping, congratulations, David,
enjoy the money. We'll get it to you as fast
(03:54):
as we can find a truck to send it to you. Okay, Oh,
thanks a lot man, and we'll keep the lights on
for you. Oh, thank you. You don't know, you don't know.
Hold on much second, David, It's true. All the people,
all the people out there doing everything they can to
keep us in here, taking off our bras and no pants.
What a what a life for living? This is great.
Thank you for that. Let's go around the room. Let's
(04:16):
start our ze one hundred bonus hour with the brains
of the morning show. We'll start with your brain, Danielle,
what's on your mind today? Well, let's talk about our
listeners because they sneak into our d m s all
the time, and I love how they always comment on
what'll we post. So I've been posting all these brownies
I've been making. So yesterday my brownies cracked and I
got upset because I'm like, they cracked. I don't like
(04:38):
when they cracked. They told me about this pampered Chef
brownie pan and I looked it up. This thing is incredible.
It separates each brownie before you even cook it, so
it comes out of the oven separated brownies, their stings. Incredible.
I ordered it an Amazon. We delivered soon. Thank you
to all the listeners telling me about this pampered chef Brownie,
(05:00):
and I love cracked brownies. You crack all the brownies
you want, they won't crack. Yeah, Brownie's being serious, that's true.
Let's move a froggy since he's being Mr Smartass Live
from Jacksonville, Florida. What's on your mind today? I'm actually
(05:21):
being honest with you. However, yesterday I feel like the
score of the day was I had been following this
account online and they sell hand sanitizer, and every time
I look at sold out, sold out, sold out. Yesterday
I checked they had it. I bought a gallon the
hand sanitizer. It'll be here next week. We're back in
the hand sanitizer business. So you just have to keep checking.
If there's things that you've been wanting to get while
(05:43):
we're on this quarantine dealing with the COVID. You just
keep checking. Stuff is replenishing online, the COVID, the COVID. Well,
but wait, are you serious? Mayonnaise and we'll stop cracking
and Brownie, Yes, I'm being dead serious. Man Aids adds
moisture to the brown easy will not crack. You don't
have to thank you. Hey, what's up with you today? Scary.
(06:09):
You know, every Easter Sunday, we have a tradition with
my family and I where we order from this place
in Brooklyn, this place pasta fresco, which is amazing, and
we have to do this now with the quarantine going
on in self isolation. I said, that is not gonna
stop me because I saw people yesterday on the newsday
we're having virtual Satyrs and everything like that, they were
(06:30):
still getting their food from their places that they have delivered.
So I am going to make I'm gonna I'm gonna
make that trip and to just quickly go in grab
the food. And I will maybe do a virtual Easter
with my family on Sunday if they could figure out
FaceTime video and we will do this so they'll they'll
have it at their house and I'll have it at
my house in Jersey City. So you know what the
(06:53):
good thing about Easter, and I was reading up on this,
uh this morning, is most of the stuff we do
it at Easter is in your house. It's like Easter
egg on and eating chocolates and eating ham and it's
an in house thing. So, uh, you know, Easter it's
perfect for a social distancing. I never heard that on
a on a show before. Hey, what's up with you today, Gandhi?
(07:13):
What's going on? Okay? So we've been talking about different
emotions that we're experiencing during quarantine time that we haven't before,
and I have a new one and I gotta get
rid of it. I've been having a bad thought about
an animal. I told you guys yesterday that there was
a rooster who is starting to cause some trouble. I
heard of screaming. I did not know that those little
(07:34):
jerks don't just do it in the morning. They do
it whenever they feel like it. So yesterday I'm taking
a nap, but I hear this stupid crowing and I
shot up out of my sleep, like, oh my god,
what time where am I? What's what am I missing?
And I look, it's daylight. It's three in the afternoon.
Then this little idiot is still just going off. I
was like, man, like you, rooster, what you're not saying
(07:55):
here is Gandhi lives in in a in a high
rise apartment in a neighborhood with nothing but a high rise.
This I mean, you live in the city basically, and
there's a rooster. I mean to me, that's the headline here?
Who the hell is a rooster in the city? I
had no idea and I looked out my window and
I can't figure it out, like which direction it's coming from.
It's driving me insane. He is making me crazy and
(08:16):
it's only been one day. So here's hoping that it
gets better. You know. Can you get Brody on the phone?
I think Brodie's on the line right is he holding? Hey? Brodie?
What's up? All? Hey? How was your sator last night?
We didn't do a satter. We couldn't get the ingredients.
The stroll was sold out, so what did you do?
(08:38):
We printed pictures of the food and made it like
we had a sayer plate and we just had pictures
of the shank bone, pictures of the of the egg.
So we faked it again. You're shopping again. What did
you eat? People brought all the good stuff up. What
did you eat? What did you eat? We had meat balls,
(09:04):
meat We had ground beef in the house, so we
made meat balls and tacos and good We put them
on chips that didn't rise, so they were flat. I know,
but isn't that Is that a Jewish tradition? You you
use what you have I think that's great. It was
(09:24):
passed over. The supermarket was ticked over. So I'm gonna
try to get today. But uh, you know, we were
gonna get peeps it, but we thought that was TACKI
on passover? Where's the music? Where's the music? Don't don't, don't,
rody brody. I want you to catch some more about
(09:44):
how you missed uh passed over? Pass over for you?
Was picked over? Go ahead, all right, presses one syllable,
give me the music. Hold on, I gotta find it. Gary. Oh,
this is the worst word ever. Better. The joke is over.
The joke is over. Hey, the story you sent me
earlier about how noise complaints are up in the city.
(10:07):
What is it because at seven o'clock everyone's beating their
pots and pants for everyone working in healthcare? Is that
the problem? No, it's because families full of people are
in the house all day and they've all jammed in
with nothing to do, so they're playing music louder, they're
playing board games, are blasting the TV, anything to keep
busy and distract themselves from the boredom. But people are
complaining that their neighbors are too loud. Yeah, and you've
(10:31):
got loud neighbors. You've got loud roosters in Gandhi's neighborhood.
I mean, it's a whole different world we're living in,
all right, Brodie, best of luck. I hope you get
through your your dinner tonight. I don't know what are
you cooking tonight? Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? What are
you doing? Whatever's on the shop at shop right, we'll
be a dinner tonight baby, big beans and uh pressels? Alright,
(10:53):
why not? That sounds good to me? All right? Hold on, Brodie.
Line four is Sal Sal works from the l I
Double R, and we want to send a shout out
to l A Double R all the m T A workers.
How are you guys doing on the job. Sal. We're
doing good, We're getting by and we just want to
make sure everyone who's taking the trains gets to the
(11:15):
homes will work stafe and sound. And we appreciate all
the works of the healthcare workers, sanitation workers, especially the
Q six Alberto Villaneueva and the healthcare workers Jackie Rodriguez
from Albertson. Everyone's still going to work the day to
uh get a students crisis. By the way, Sally, you're
(11:37):
just not coming in right. You work the graveyard shifts,
about to hit the hay, about to go to bed. Yeah,
I worked the graveyard shifts. I've been doing that for
eighteen on my twenty two years on the railroad. Wow. Well,
the l I Double R is lucky to have you
and all your friends as well as you shout about
sal stay safe. Thank you for listening to us on
your way home. And as you go, take a nice
(11:58):
little net, put your head on that pillar and start
start counting the sheet man. Go to sleep. You deserve it.
Thank you very much for listening to us. Thank you
very much for having me on again. Thanks old mt
A and l I Double R workers who are still
out there getting the trend always there. Oh who's that?
This is my one, Savanna. She sent a text to
(12:20):
will Lurt you to my presence. So um, she's the
first time. Look at that you got. You have the
best agent in the world. I gotta hire her from
the next negotiation. Fabulous. All right, so thank you both
of you. Have to talk to you guys. She's so
nervous right now. Oh my god, you're nervous nervous at all? Well,
(12:46):
thank you so much. You guys, stays stay safe, stay safe.
Hold on one second. Oh my goshn't that funny. I
love how people come out of the back and like, oh,
by the way, Hi, I'm like, who's that? Hey? You
know who she get on the pot. We should talk
to Scary's parents, talk to your mom and dad. Maybe
(13:07):
we'll get them on. If not today, we'll get them
on tomorrow. It's no big deal. I don't know. Well, look, listen,
we're one, one hundred. We're just doing our thing, and uh,
you know, the braws are off, the shorts are on,
and we're just nice and relaxed. If you want to
text us, tell us what you're doing right now, we
want to hear from you Texas at uh. Let's get
our three things we need to know from Gandhi, Gandhi,
what's going on? Hello? Well, sadly, we talked about this earlier.
(13:30):
New York State now has more coronavirus cases than any
other country in the world except for the United States.
As of last night, positive cases had climbed to almost
a hundred and fifty thousand. New York itself has over
eighty thousand. New Jersey now at more than forty seven thousand,
but there is good news as we might be hitting
a plateau. Still too early to know for sure, but
Governor Cuomo is reminding us not to be fooled by
(13:51):
positive numbers over the last few days, adding that we
have to get more diligent, not less diligent, and we
need to continue to follow all social distance guidelines and
stay home as much as possible. Now we've been doing
this for a while. I know Danielle posted her photo,
but Governor Cuomo also wants to step up the efforts.
In his social media campaign who are You Staying Home For?
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He says he's staying at home to protect his mother, Matilda.
So if you want to take your photo and be
part of it, post it with the hashtag New York
Tough and I stay home for and by the way,
Danielle stays home for her family, because we're in this
together to keep each other safe and to end this sooner,
as well as all those who are fighting for us,
we love you, Danielle. And tonight, we know that a
lot of live events have been canceled, but we're trying
(14:33):
to do something really cool at Z one, so we're
offering listeners something to fill that need every weeknight until
I don't really know when we're gonna have a thirty
minute encore presentation of one of our I Heart Radio
Theater performances. So tonight at midnight you can catch Ariana Grande.
Tomorrow at midnight you'll be able to hear ed Sharon,
and we'll keep going. We'll update you on all the
different artists that are coming through to do that. And
(14:54):
those are your three things, you know what getting ready
for tomorrow show. Looking at some topics we should bring
up numb One is what's the weird stuff you've ordered
from Amazon? Someone just in a text saying I ordered
a sushi roller kit never we might Floby arrived yesterday.
Am I going to use it? Probably not? What a
stupid thing? And I should. You should be ordering things
(15:15):
that are essential. I'm not gonna use it. Look at it.
You can't do that. Also today we we asked the
question what did the quarantine make you do? The quarantine
made you did it? And the responses were amazing. One
woman slept with her best friend, a woman for the
first time in her life. Slip with a woman. She
says she may do it again. Another guy called up
(15:36):
and said he slipped with his best friend's mother. But
without the uh, without quarantining, without what's going on, they
wouldn't have done that. So I want to get back
to that tomorrow. Can we do that early? Yeah? Sure,
thank you, thank you for the affirmation. Uh, let's take
a break. We'll be back here listening to the one
hundred of bonus hour. We still have forty more minutes
(15:59):
when you public social distancing at least six feet now
even more of Elvis durandom to show. Here's Elvis see
so spoiled by the weather yesterday, today we get this crap? Uh?
Is it gonna get nice anytime soon? What's going on?
Spar well not today? Unfortunately, cloudy, windy, rain heavy at
(16:20):
times off and on today it's gonna be sixty two
degrees but sorry, and then tomorrow, good Friday, more the same,
and I have uh fifty two. It's gonna get cold
this weekend. Right now, it's like cold cold one of
the overnight They say the real field could be in
the twenties. Is that today tomorrow a scotty shaking tonight
(16:41):
tonight tomorrow. Well, this is where Daniel gets all piste off.
She gets piste off at the It doesn't make sense.
How can we be seventy yesterday or whatever and then
twenty degrees tomorrow? There getting mad at the weather. Stop
getting mad at the weather. We cannot I can go outside.
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This is what Daniel has been doing for twenty five
years on this show. She gets mad at the weather
and starts yelling, and we're like, what, we can't tell
you about it? What do you want to It doesn't
make sense, old man thing about her. I feel like
that is the most old man thing in the world
to do, is scream with this guy. How dare you? Hey? Scary?
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Can I wear my Easter bonnet on Sunday? You can?
It'll be no, We're recovering by the weekend. It's gonna
be back into the sixties. It's just just tonight. It's
gonna feel like it's in the twenties in the overnight.
Just letting you know what I heard. So I'm thinking
about if I can find any I gotta get in
and out of the store today. This is my one
day of the week. I've got to go replenish. And
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Alex is coming out this weekend. Haven't seen him in
two weeks. I'm thinking about doing an Easter egg hunt. Huh,
what do you think Easter egg hunt? You should totally,
totally all right, I'm gonna get good in stone. If
you hide up all while you're drunk, it'll be extra
fun to try to line where you put them, to
know where about him. Uh. We're talking earlier on the show.
(18:06):
Uh to a guy who worked in an office, a
huge office space. Right, you can visualize lots of desks,
lots of phones, lots of computers in everyone except for
him laid off, so he has to show up to
the office every day and sit in this massive room
by himself. And it made me think about Scary and
Nate and Scotty b who come in every day to
a Tribeca, into the building and you go off into
(18:30):
your separate rooms, but you see each other through the
windows and stuff. But the place has got to be
a ghost town, right, it really is? Yeah, straight and
Nate is it. It's it's a serious ghost town that well,
a few times we leave here, we go to the
bathroom or go get snacks. You don't pass anybody in
the hallways. And really, the way we're talking to each
other through windows, it's like being in prison and getting
somebody to come visit you. That's exactly how this is,
(18:52):
because I just see Scary through a window and Scotty
through a window. We starding each other through glass and
occasionally engineered. Just stay that way. He'll come by that.
Hey you guys good, We're good, and he leaves. So
I'm in a house by myself and a schnauser who's
asleep two stories above me. Danielle's in a house with
two cats, Uh, some kind of lizard, what is a dragon?
(19:15):
And a husband and two kids. I said, Gandhi's with
a with a plant plants, yes, frog. He's in a
house with a wife, a kid, and two dogs. I mean,
it's kind of funny how we're all. We're all like
living these different lives right now, and uh, but we
come together thanks to the magic of a zoom, which
(19:35):
we're loving. By the way, I'm trying to get Alex
to U zoom. He's like, I don't need more technology.
I said, come on, zoom is great. Don't you love zoom? Yeah?
We love zoom. Yeah, Hey, Nate on zoom. I just
saw you recoil and horror did shone to come in?
He came over to me with a bloody rag. I'm like,
stay away from me. Why he's wiping his mouth with
(19:56):
blood on it? Why? Where? Why are you bleeding? Are
you coughing up blood? This is not good. He's into
what's wrong with you? Come out? I'm eating my candle open,
I bit my cheek. We don't have time for that,
not during the COVID. We cannot have emergency. At least
he was eating the candle up. Yeah, earlier he was
(20:17):
eating a banana and he does this weird thing where
he stares at the zoom camera while deep throwing a banana.
I'm like, I don't know who taught you that? Niki
Nikki listening to the Bonus Hour and on what are
you doing right now? Nicki? As we knows into your
private business? Hi, guys, thank you so much for your
(20:37):
extra hour. I really really enjoy it. I am currently
sitting at my desk at my office alone, editing a
shadow out of a picture of a dog. Okay, is
this are you a professional photo editor? Is that photo
(20:57):
editor and a printer? Um? What against me? Essential? Is
actually the I purnt out blueprints for builders? Oh okay,
so wait, so I thought you were just wasting time
by editing out a shadow of a dog. But you're
actually getting paid to edit out a shadow of a dog.
I am, Wow, that's pretty cool. Who has a fun
(21:20):
essential job? I like that. I love it. And by
the way, I don't know if you're listening earlier, but
daniel did not use the F word. She said, freaking
sounded like it. It did sound like it's it sounded
like full. My wife just ran in here and said,
did Danielle just dropped the F bomb? I'm like, no,
(21:42):
I wish I did. No, don't do that. All right, Nikki?
Are you so? Are you working all alone? I mean
there's no one else in the office all alone? Um?
I actually am the only one that works in this office.
This is one of the smaller offices out of the three. Um.
So I've been in the office for the past year
building up our clients. Hell here, all right, Well, look
(22:04):
stay safe. Keep editing those shadows out of those dog pictures.
That tell you though. The craziest thing I edited was
a husband out of a wedding photo because she broke
up with him, and she she thought she looked really
good in the photo, so she asked me to edit
her next husband out of it, wearing a wedding dress
(22:27):
in the photo. Yeah, she was wearing a wedding dress
in the photo. Yes, that's how you and you just
take someone out of your life, have them edited out.
Let's call Nicki. Nikki will do it all right, Nikki,
thank you for listening to the Bonus Hour, and let's
keep editing. We've got editing to do. Come on, alright,
(22:47):
thanks for let me read the text. Did daniel just
say the effort on the radio? Well, that's what I
heard when she was upset about the weather. Daniel said
the effort live. I heard her. H Did daniel just
say the effort? I thought she did. Danielle just said
f What about these F bombs from Danielle? Is that
going out of the radio, Danielle dropped the F bomb?
(23:08):
I loved it. Did Danielle just dropped the F bomb?
I mean it's thousands of texts. I'm sorry I didn't,
but I said freaking so. Uh. You know what I
love uh about Gandhi. Gandhi is gonna do it her
way or no way, and you are actually gonna hop
(23:29):
into a car and travel across the country tomorrow? Is
it tomorrow? Your schedule to travel Saturday, Yes, Saturday here
and people will say no, no, Gandhi, we need you
on the show. No, that's the beautiful thing about what
we're doing. We we can take our studios with us
anywhere and everywhere we go. So uh, for various reasons
which we don't have to go into. Now, you are
now moving over to your sister's house in Columbus or
(23:51):
your boyfriend's house in Detroit. It'll be the boyfriend's house
in Detroit first. And the way that I'm gonna do
it is we've all both are all my sister, my boyfriend,
and myself. We've all been self quarantining for getting close
to a month now, so everybody's okay, I'm going to
get into clean yep. I'm gonna get into my sister's car,
and then my boyfriend is going to pick me up
(24:12):
halfway so I will be safe as safe as I
possibly can. I'm not getting on airplanes. I'm not going
to spread anything. I know everyone's worried about New Yorkers,
but I have literally not left this place to do
anything really for a long time. However, I missed my
family and it gets very lonely and I would like
to be with people who I love at this time
(24:33):
and not lose my mind. So that's what I'm gonna do.
So nervous about shacking up with a boyfriend for an
extended period of time, I mean, is that while you're
going to there first, you can get that done and
then get out just in case there's a problem. Oh
it's perfect. So I can go to his place first,
and then if and when he gets sick of me
or I get sick at him, then I can just
be like, Okay, I gotta go spend time with my sister. Now,
I gotta go. Wow, all right, we're gonna this is
(24:57):
gonna be an interesting experiment. I know, because you've never
spent extended time I'm with him like this. No, we
are going from long distance to quarantining together, not even
just regular living together, which I think would still be
a lot. We are locked down together. Seven here we go. Okay,
they just met, by the way, every but a year ago. Hell,
I'm coming together. We've been together all the year. Okay,
(25:20):
I know, but you haven't had a lot of time together.
This is gonna be interesting. It's gonna be No, don't worry,
there's nothing to worry about what could go wrong. You know,
Doug from Staten Island is delivering a truckload of meat online.
One oh, let me give him my address. Hey, Doug,
hena doing well? You know what I wish I could
(25:41):
say I was delivering the meat. You know I can't
do that. You can. So how is it going out there?
Meat is essential? How is it going with you? And
how has this changed your life? Totally? It's going okay? Um, uh,
very very busy. I'm delivering four uh Italian gourmete delhi
(26:02):
on Staten Island on Forest Avenue called Santino and what
we're doing, what we're doing right now. But it's just
basically taking pick up orders, delivery orders. Uh, people that
can't get out of the house. So uh, it's been
very crazy, little nuts. But you know it's I guess
time and days now. I guess it's normal now, you know.
(26:23):
So what's your number one selling cut of meat? I've
always wondered if we have to do the meat countdown?
What's number one? Pork chops? Pork shop? Yeah, oh my god,
scary scary? Now can you do the good Italian thing
and just let some pork shops fall off the truck
without telling anyone. I got a question. I just wanted
(26:44):
to know what is the difference between a pork loin
and a pork tender loin. Someone said they're totally different.
I'm just to build a very guy me. Man. I'm
gonna take a guess. I think the pork loin is
a large piece and the pork tenderloin pork tender loins
a piece of that that comes off. That's a little more. Whatever.
I'm guessing on that, I could be wrong. Meat lovers
(27:06):
don't hate me. Well, look, thank you for delivering the
meat man. And it's so important. We're learning every day
about everyone who's out there doing their essential work and
how important it is. I think a world without bonus
pork shops would really piss me the f off. And
so thank god you're there, Doug. Stay safe. Okay, all right,
this is wild. You know, I got a lot of
texts since we started doing our Z one d Bonus
(27:28):
Hour on Monday. People here in New York are in everywhere,
by the way outside of New York, listening in on
the I Heart radio app. They're excited that we do this,
and I can't figure out why because we're really not
doing anything, are we What are we were doing? We're talking,
We're just talking, just like talking. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, gandhi,
(27:49):
what's up? I think that this is actually great because
it's keeping us entertaining, and it's keeping us from falling
into our bad habits that we would have if we
were not doing this, like eating all day long or
sleeping all day long. This is keeping me saying as well,
I love it. I'm glad that we're able to do this. Well,
then let's stay until one. I'm not gonna happen. But
(28:13):
you know, straighten ate, Uh, how are you? Are you
holding up? Okay? I mean you're driving all the way
to Connecticut and you know, we don't. I don't know.
Commuting is just sounds like an awful thing right now?
Are you? Is there any traffic at all? No, I
will say for the people that do still have to
get in their cars and drive to work and commute,
there's hardly any traffic. And you've noticed that a lot
of the departments of transportation are now taking advantage of that.
(28:36):
So there is traffic because they're closing down lanes and
working on roads because there's so few people on the road.
But even with them working on the roads, you're still
getting home in probably half the time that it normally takes.
It's crazy. I'm gonna say something, and it's not gonna
be very popular. I would rather live in a world
with buttloads of traffic than living in this world right now.
(28:59):
It's just look, I know, that's so great to be
able just to get on the road and zoom zoom zoom.
But then again, we never said in traffic, So who
are we to complain if there's construction construction, Yeah, there
is construction. I will say that. A lot of restaurants
I know in the city they are still trying to
find ways to keep money flowing in. They're actually selling
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their wine from their wine cellars and their wine closets.
You know, these restaurants had stocked up on huge, huge,
huge amounts of cases of wine and they have to
buy in bulk, and that's how you get, you know,
the most wine for the least amount of money. And
they're actually selling off wine. It's not only in the city,
it's everywhere in the triced area. So if you know
(29:41):
of a restaurant that you love and you want to
help them, out, but you don't want the food calumn
and ask me if they're selling their wine? Did you
guys know that? No, that's pretty cool that I can't
wait because I'm off my week long alcohol free jaunt
starting tomorrow. So if I said I'm gonna go all
week without drinking, but I'm gonna start drinking on the weekend,
(30:01):
when does my weekend start? Is it ten am or
eleven am tomorrow? I'm so excited, guys. You know what
this means, right? This means the text messages are going
to be very interesting this weekend. What do you mean
by that? Whatever? We always know when you're drunk and
(30:21):
you send a text message, sometimes you said a text
message that sometimes I don't think you mean for us,
and I go, I don't think he meant that one
for us. I think that's for somebody. Let me be
very clear. Every single text message that leaves my phone
has purpose and has direction. It has sometimes an agenda,
sometimes the wrong direction, but it's got direction. Oh shut up, Danielle,
(30:45):
it's fun. I think. Hold on, okay, look look through
your history. When's the last time I send a text
message that you thought I said when I was drunk
what's the one he said last week? Remember he said
it to all of us, but it didn't make any sense.
It was like some weird It wasn't what was it?
Just was it to just above you? I can't even
(31:06):
remember it was weird. It was I was sharing my
philosophy on something. I'm sure that it's something you needed
to know to make your job better. Newly A has
a question for Gandhi. Hello, Juliet, welcome to the Bonus
Hour on Z one. We talked for an hour about
absolutely nothing. What's going on? I love you guys. Thank you,
(31:30):
Thank you for saying the extra hour. This is awesome.
Thank you. What's your question for Gandhi? Hey, Gandhi, So
how are you going to do it? How are you
going to poop with your boyfriend and quarantine multiple toilets?
Don't worry. I can do my thing and then be safe. Okay,
places didn't leave your apartment. You leave the apartment and
(31:53):
leave them in your apartments to go to another floor.
So how you that can happen? Well, that is because
my apartment has one bathroom. His apartment has multiple rooms.
His place is much bigger than mine, many bathrooms does
he have how many too fancy. Now, let me ask
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you this. I'm gonna take it a step further, Juliet.
Here's the question that we're gonna we're gonna ask next.
And I know you're wondering what the answer is. Now,
can you do number one in the same bathroom as
he does, but but you do number two and like
in a number two room. It's just for number two.
It's just for number two. It's just to have my
own space, in my own time and not have to
worry about somebody coming in after me and being like,
(32:36):
oh my god, what did you eat? Or whatever happens?
How about not dealing with what does he know? Did
you tell him? You make sure you know that that's
your rom you can sneak out to the gas station. Well,
she has another bathroom. She has another bathroom. Scary and Juliet,
by the way, I love that that was the question
you had to ask. That's my favorite question of the day.
(32:58):
What are you gonna do when you the poop? This
is important? You know what, If it's important to you,
it's important to us. Juliet. You deserve that answer. Thank
you very much. Have a safe day. Okay, thank you too.
Have a great day by all right, thank you. Yeah,
the important questions need important answers. We'll take a break.
We're back right after this. You're listening to a bonus
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hour of Elvis Duran and the Show. Here's Elvis Z
one huttered as we get into the Danielle Report, which
we're so excited to give you in the Z one
hundred bonus hour. You know what I'm doing today, I'm
I'm doing my trip to the grocery store, which and
I have to say, you know what saddens me is
I used to love to go to the to the
grocery store. I used to go almost every day because
(33:44):
I just love going to shop for the day and
I love picking up things and looking at things. And
now you know, it's a whole new world where you
only should go to the grocery store. When you have
to go to the grocery store, and once you get there,
you need to wait in line until it's your turn
to get in there. Then you have to stay away
from everyone, and it's a whole different experience. I can't
wait until we get back today when we can just
go leisurely enjoy the things we love to do. Mine
(34:07):
call me an idiot going to the grocery store. You too, Froggy, Right,
I love going to the grocery store, but I must
smack some people on the PP right now. Do not
go to the grocery store for one day's items. I
see people walking around that I have like three items
in their hand and they're leaving. No, no, no no.
When you go to the grocery store, you need to
get stuff for a long period of time because you
(34:28):
don't need to be going back every day, because you're
opping the risk of you getting infected or infecting other
people in case you have it and you don't know it.
There you go. Your PP has been whacked. It's very
very very interesting information. Now it's true though you don't go?
Are you have to today? I have to. Uh, let's
get into the Danielle report. Danielle, Yes, I don't even
(34:48):
I don't even like ham. I'm buying a ham. Alright.
So Governor Cuomo has this campaign and Jennifer Lopez and
a Rod we're helping out. Basically, he challenged them to look,
we need to get people to stay home. I need
you to help me out. So this is what they
did to get people to stay home. We want you
to please stay home to stop the spread of COVID nineteen.
(35:10):
You know, we're staying home to protect those on the
front lines and doctors, the nurses and technicians that are
working so hard to save lives at our hospitals. We're
now tagging Jimmy Fallon next to help hashtag stop the spread.
And so now it Jimmy Fallon's turn. We'll see what
he does. And um. We talked to Justin timber Like
earlier this morning, if you missed it, he was talking
(35:33):
about being home with his family and what it's like
being a dad twenty four hours a day. Is being
a dad totally different now? I mean, has it changed
having more and more time with your family. I've talked
to all my other friends, close friends and who done it,
and we've all basically come to the conclusion that there's
(35:53):
no human being on this planet that's made to be
a parent. But I guess on the other side as well,
you know, all kidding aside, we also kind of reflect
on the fact that this is also an opportunity where,
(36:14):
especially for a guy like me who admittedly as a workaholic,
you know, to take time and kind of sit and
be with your family. This is all happening the way
it's happening. And I think you have to find all
the find all the silver linings, and one of those
silver linings as you're getting this time. I'm getting this
time with my son. Just reminds the Trolls ahead. You know,
(36:40):
you go ahead. Trolls World Tour is out tomorrow for
you to basically download at home and pay for and
so you can watch it this weekend at home. That's
pretty cool. Broadway is remaining dark. Supposed to reopen April twelve.
Unfortunately they're extending it to June seven, and we don't
know what's going to happen after that. It could get
pushed as well. And Sesame Street is going to be
doing a special episode on April fourteen. Lynn Manuel Miranda
(37:03):
is in charge of that one. He's getting a bunch
of special guests. It's called Sesame Street Elmo's play Date,
and it's for kids who are finding it very hard
to understand what's going on. Look, a lot of kids
don't get it right now, obviously, especially little ones. And
if Elmo explains it to you, if Big Bird explains
it to you, a lot of times, it's easier for
you to understand why you need to stay home, why
you can't play with your friends right now. Um, I
(37:25):
know my little niece Ella has a very hard time
understanding and you know it's not easy. So Elmo telling
you maybe you'll understand it a little bit more. So.
That's happening on April fourteen. And that's it. What's that? Now?
What's that? What's that? Hello? That's fine? Oh? Really? God?
(37:50):
How many you know? We're in a weird time where
I'm not a lot of people are spending money on advertising,
but we're in a weird time where a lot of
people are spending money on advertising. Have you seen I
mean there's a lot of people cleaning up. I mean
they're cleaning up. I've got more heads on my on
my social media than I've ever seen in my life.
It was a place to buy face mask. It says
you won't get them until May, but you could buy face.
(38:14):
Somebody just texted in, Uh, they wanted to know if
you've got to watch Graves End on Amazon. I did,
I did. I watched two episodes of graves End, and
I tell you it's it's it's it's interesting. I'm actually
looking well if you grew up in New York City,
especially in the eighties, you're gonna see a lot of
(38:35):
you in this. Maybe there's a lot of Italians. There's
a lot of people who think they think they sound
like they're New Yorkers, and I don't. I don't hear it,
but I gotta tell you, I'm ready to go back
and watch more of it. It definitely is a it's
a it's a fun show to watch. So watch Graves
End and on on Amazon Pride, give it, give it
a shot. It's a bunch of Yeah. Is its Sopranos esque, Oh,
(39:00):
Sopranos is a little slower and meaningful. This this is
a little more there thirty minute episodes in there, to
the point they just like, hi, you're going and they
shoot someone and then okay, shows over. But it's very
it's very eighties, though extremely extremely eighties. Remember the Sopranos
actually wrote it and directed it and stars in it.
I'm enjoying it, but I don't know if. I don't
(39:22):
know if if you're from New York from the eighties,
I don't know if you would enjoy it as much
I was. In the Yeah, big, huge, big, huge, Quijine mobiles. Absolutely,
I gotta see I want to see it. It's true. Yeah.
You know what, if you want a lesson in New
York in the eighties, Gandhi, you should watch Graves. End it. Really,
(39:45):
it really is interesting. That's exactly what's happening with the
sopranos now. I feel like I'm getting a lesson in
what it was like here because a lot of it
happens in Jersey City and you know, all obviously New
York and all around New Jersey. And I'm just kind
of like, oh, that's what it was like. Huh. I
want so if you're sitting in Iowa and you're watching Graves,
and I don't know if you're gonna understand it. It's
sort of like a very It's sort of like an
(40:08):
easy tutorial on New York City in the eighties. You'll
grow chest hair just watching it. You already have it,
so you don't have to worry about what you know,
it's this week you know what, it's almost a weekend.
I'm gonna get drunk in text message you. Uh, if
Seinfeld were a mobster, it would be his role on
(40:29):
this show Graves, and so you'll see it. I love it.
We gotta get out of here. Thank you for listening
to our bonus hour on z U Ryan C. Chris
still doesn't know. He's not on right now, but he's
gonna We're gonna turn him on next and I'll never
know the difference. So it's our little secret. Okay, we'll
see you tomorrow on the Big Show. Until then, say
piece out everybody.
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