April 2, 2020 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Here we go. It
must be Thursday because tomorrow's Friday. And who's ready for
a weekend? Every day? The weekend? I don't know anymore.
I saw meme yesterday it said under coronavirus, we now
have three days of the week, Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
That's it. Thank I'll we have tomorrow. That's the good news. Hey,
(00:22):
you know what I've been talking all morning? You know,
we just finished doing our show and it's time for
the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. Who's Who's in charge? Here?
I'm gonna sit back and just be a participant. Well
can I can I talk about something I thought was
fantastic yesterday for April Foolsday, So some of my parents friends,
they played the best facticle joke on the kids and
(00:42):
they kept it going all day. So, because of what's
going on with the coronavirus and all the kids doing homeschooling,
they were telling the kids that they weren't learning enough.
So they were deciding whether or not all the kids
would have to repeat this year next year. So if
you were in seventh grade, you're gonna have to repeat
seventh grade. So some of my friends kids were so
(01:04):
upset all day yesterday, and they kept their kids going
all day and they thought that they had to repeat
the grade. And it was fantastic. That have been the worst.
That's not funny at all. I thought I was that hilarious.
I didn't do it to my kids because I got it.
Unfortunately I found out about it too late. But it
(01:25):
was great. One of I heard one of the kids
telling my son, I cannot believe it. My father had
me going all day. I was so upset it was.
I thought it was great. That's joke. Ever, I'm glad
that we got through April Fool's Day without like some crazy,
crazy jokes. There was what was that dumb Alex sent
(01:46):
me one of these fake news stories and you hit it.
It's like a fool, any of these things with the
junk you're hanging out? Yes, yeah, we got those all day.
It was like, God, that poor guy. Let him rest
in peace. All right, participant, I'm sitting back. Oh he's
still participant. I saw because a lot of celebrities were
(02:09):
still trying to do the whole like ha ha, I
got you thing, But you can only really do it online.
So the pranks were a sort of lame g eaz
try to trick everybody into thinking, oh my god, he
shaved his head, and all of the comments below we're dude,
you suck at photoshop. Fix your photoshop skills before you
try to prank us. I fell for one. Yesterday. I
(02:29):
had a friend of mine who was wondering when his
stimulus check was coming. So I'm like, oh, hold on,
I saw a phone number online you can call and check.
When I called it, it it was a sex line somebody
had posted. It was like call and check here. And
when you picked up, like, hey, big boy, do you
want to looking for your big I'm like, okay, great, thanks.
I fell for it. Okay though, and then little no
(02:52):
what a little nose say I'm not gay, And then
I was like, yes I am. You got me kind
of that. I wasn't able to do one thing this year.
It's fun to mess with people. Well, I know, it's
just it's kind of a weird time. I was waiting
for the COVID nineteen tacky ones to come through, and
thank god none of my friends. The grocery store was
(03:14):
playing a joke on me because I went there and
then I looked down that there was no there was
no toilet paper in the toilet paper aisle. I'm like
a full joke. Yeah, not pretty bad. Actually that's not
a joke exactly. There was still the toilet papers when
I was trying to, yeah, explain the joke. Yeahs roll,
(03:38):
but thank god him one person in my house, and
I don't eat a whole lot. You don't use that much. Okay,
so wait, hold on, hold on, are you equating the
amount of toilet paper you use the amount of food
you eat? That makes sense, It does make sense, food in,
(04:00):
food out. Yeah, but it's still just one poop. It's
not like you're taking yeah something no, no, no no, no,
not gandhi. Some poops require more clean up than others.
Sometimes there's a bigger mess on asle one than there
is another time. Oh my gosh, really I should let
you guys host this every day. This is hilarious. Could
(04:23):
you could you sit there and just listen to scary
go on and on for hours because he's so entertaining,
trying to make him like dr Oz poops. You know
that the s shaped puffy ones because you try, I mean,
I mean, how do you try to draw? What do
you move your ass around like a skywriter. While you're pooping,
(04:45):
you making an sing. No, you have to you have
to make you eat better food, better quality food, and
the right stuff. This is true. I'm not making beans
and chili during this time. It's really good. What are
you talking about that way? I'm trying, but chilly are
(05:06):
good for you, though. I don't give those up so fast.
Oh god, I can't. I can't. Scary scary. You got
kicked off of Zoom. You're out of the zoo, you know.
Speaking of toilet paper, I still don't understand why there's
(05:29):
such a run on toilet paper. Like at this point
we should all hell enough. People still think that there
is going to be a run on it, and it
is an inexpensive way to control your life. If you
see it, people are like, oh my god, there's toilet paper.
I better get it when it's fair, and they get it,
and so there he goes. Yeah, it's crazy. If I go, Um,
(05:52):
because we've been talking about how I'm probably going to
leave and be with my loved ones while we're all
still quarantining. Um, if I go and I stay with
my boyfriend after he's clear of the quarantine time, I
am a hundred percent bringing toilet paper because last time
I was at his apartment, he had like two roles
and he's like, that don't last for like a month.
I'm like, you fool, I'm a girl. I need more
(06:12):
toilet paper than that. So I'm totally bringing it with me.
If I go there playing ahead, Yeah, I don't know
what he goes over there? Yeah, he's not eating. He
does he listen to the podcast? Yeah? Sometimes? Okay, Hi Brandon,
(06:34):
I mean you you guys have been having this long
distance relationship and it seems to be working out really well.
Uh but I mean if you like move in, I
mean that's like a drastic step. Oh yeah, So we've
been talking about he he really wants me to stay
with him for the whole time that this is going on.
And it does sound fun, like I love him and
I want to be around him, But going from a
(06:55):
long distance relationship to oh my god, now we are
living together seven for months, I feel like that could
introduce some drama that we didn't see. He's super excited
about it, and he's like, we'll get to cook dinners together,
we get to play house. This will be so fun,
and I'm like it could be, but what if we
want to kill each other, maybe it just needs to happen.
(07:15):
You're never gonna know till you try it. I mean,
you vacation with him, right, I mean, what's this You've
ever been with him? Um? Probably two weeks, two and
a half weeks around the holidays, and then we took Yeah,
we took a long trip to the Mediterranean and that
was awesome. We can do it. I think you do it.
You can do it. Yeah, we'll see, We'll see guys. Okay, so,
(07:38):
who's gonna invite me to Zoom today for a cocktail
Are we gonna do a Zoom cocktail hour? Yeah? When
I'm in It's not like we're going anywhere. I know.
Darry and I were talking about that. This is the
worst because during quarantine time, you know, and everybody knows
(07:58):
that you're stuck at home. So we all used to
up excuses to get out of stuff, like oh, sorry
I have an appearance, or sorry I have to do this.
You can't anymore. You just have to do all the
things people know you can still do. You can say, hey,
the Walgreens right down the street from my house, that's
about the time they restock their shelves. I'll have to
be there that one. Yesterday he wrote, he wrote, Hey,
(08:20):
if someone owes you money, now's the time to collect.
Just go buy their house because they are home on Twitter?
Who's doing you know? I have no problem, you know me.
I have no problem saying no to anyone. Hey, no, no,
(08:41):
I'm taking I'm gonna take a nap. What's your home reading?
Are you? Are you guys taking naps every day? Like
I'm finding myself sometimes taking a four hour nap. I'm
like this is I take like ten minute naps and
then someone bothers me or whatever. I don't know. I
wait up. I woke up this morning at one. I
(09:03):
was up until two with my mind racing. And then
this friend of mine who's lost his mind is texting
me at one thirty in the morning, knowing that I
keep my thing on that because in case there's an emergency.
So if you text me, is gonna wake me up?
Stop it? Asshole? Okay? Oh well yeah. People definitely have
lost all sense of time. Yea, Well, that's the problem
(09:28):
with us because we still have to be here at
a certain time, so I cannot lose sense of time.
I know I am going to bed later. Though, because
I'm getting up a little bit later and just kind
of rolling down the staircase a cup of C I shut,
shut the funk up. I guess you know, I go, Okay,
(09:51):
that's good, and I know I do try to do
my hair a little bit. I feel like it gives
me a sense of feeling a little bit better about
myself if you know, a couple of days a week
through my hair. But you know, today I didn't. My
favorite from alex is like whoa you should? You should
invest in a mirror. I really really want you guys
(10:14):
to take a look at this Patrick Melrose show on
Amazon Prime. It really is. It's either you're gonna love
it or hate it. Gandhi, I think you would love it.
I'm gonna check it out today. He is living this strong, out,
fucked up life where he is like shooting up Heroin
and passing out then waking up and drinking Martinis between
(10:35):
Heroin between Heroin. I mean, I'm not I'm not. I'm
not making it to seem glamorous or at all. It's
an awful problem. I know that I must say that.
But this Cumberbatch guy, what a great actor. I never
noticed he was so great. I'm excited to check it
out because, as we discussed, I have not ship else
to do today, so that'll be my thing. Okay, let's
(10:58):
watch a show about a guy that took on heroin
and then let's have a cocktail. It'll be whole party together.
It'll be great. Is this is sort of what we
want a retirement to look like? One day? Well, you
just get together with your friends and then you just drink.
But I want to travel too. I would like to traveling. Yeah,
(11:18):
well we're not getting that in So do you know
my mom's doing. She is traveling via YouTube and she
said it is awesome. She will call me. So guess
where I went today? I went to Italy And like,
what do you mean you went to Italy? She goes
on YouTube they have a tour of Italy and I
took it and it was fabulous. I felt like I
was in in Italy. Tomorrow, I'm going to Hawaii, like
(11:40):
she if you want to, if you want a real
tour of Italy, you gotta go to Olive Garden. I
mean they have I don't think it's open right now.
Let's they open again. That's where I'm going. I'm gonna
whip up my passport and go to the Olive Garden.
Travel do you have a meal? They're called the Tour
(12:02):
of Italy. Not that I've been to all of our
in a thousand times and know that, but it has
a little bit of everything. You said something once that
totally threw me off, and I need to know if
it's true or if I made this up in my
head that I heard it. Did you say chicken parmesan
is not actually an Italian dish like from an American dish?
It was? It was truly, truly, Uh, well it was.
(12:27):
It was perfected here in the in the United States. Yeah. Absolutely,
Oh my good. That blows my mind. How is this possible?
I always thought it was straight Italian Italian, But I
will say, when I was there, I didn't see any Yeah,
I know, you're not gonna find a lot of chicken
parm over there. That's why. You know. There's this big
company here in New York called phil Risutto. Is it
phil Risutto Tours or something like that. Yeah, he had
(12:54):
this great company that he put together. He would take
all the Italians from Brooklyn and he'd shipped them over
to Italy for two weeks and they'd have tour buses
and he owned Italy and his son still runs the company.
They do tours in other countries to uh So. Anyway,
he he would put these, you know, these bus loads
of like blue haired Italian women from from benson Hurst,
(13:15):
Brooklyn on plane, send them to Italy on Alatalia. They
would give them these busses and travelers and a lot
of them would like run back to the airport because
they couldn't find chicken farm anywhere. They're like, they thought
Italy was like Brooklyn, and it really isn't. Italy is Italy.
Italy is its own beautiful, beautiful spot. Nancy and my
Ami Millie, the two sisters, they went in the eighties
(13:38):
on a on a parolo tour of Italy. That's how
they want and they loved it. But they loved They
were like, where's the chicken palm? And you know the
pizza exactly? Where's my meat balls? We called it pett No,
I don't want pulled patty. I want meatballs, Spaghetti and meatballs.
(13:59):
They happened in a there. You know that if you
go to Italy and I can't wait till Italy is
open again and we can go to this most beautiful place.
If you got to Italy and go to a restaurant
that has spaghetti and meatballs together, leave that restaurant because
they probably have they probably have pictures of the food
on the wall, and you don't want to it's a
tourist trap. They're gonna take a kidney. Speaking of Italians
(14:19):
from bencent Hurst. My father called me yesterday. My mother
called me and she was in the car waiting with
my father to come out from from the bakery. My
father gets into the car, didn't even know I was
on the phone, and starts yelling. He's like, just freaking
woman in front of me. He had his mask on.
She starts close talking to me, and a place as
(14:40):
crowded as it is to get in this place, and
she's standing on top of me. And I said, you
gotta keep your distance, and she says to me, well,
let me tell you or work in a hospital emergency room.
Nothing scares me about just stand and she could be
carrying the disease for all I know. I wish I
had recorded my father. I didn't, and I was listening
(15:01):
in I was eavesdropping on this conversation. But he was
fit to be tied. By the way, another conversation you're
not going to hear when you travel to Italy. Alright,
someone to wrap it up. We're done. That's our fifteen
minute morning show. Love you, thank you. I re
The fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Here we go. It
must be Thursday because tomorrow's Friday. And who's ready for
a weekend? Every day? The weekend? I don't know anymore.
I saw meme yesterday it said under coronavirus, we now
have three days of the week, Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
That's it. Thank I'll we have tomorrow. That's the good news. Hey,
(00:22):
you know what I've been talking all morning? You know,
we just finished doing our show and it's time for
the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. Who's Who's in charge? Here?
I'm gonna sit back and just be a participant. Well
can I can I talk about something I thought was
fantastic yesterday for April Foolsday, So some of my parents friends,
they played the best facticle joke on the kids and
(00:42):
they kept it going all day. So, because of what's
going on with the coronavirus and all the kids doing homeschooling,
they were telling the kids that they weren't learning enough.
So they were deciding whether or not all the kids
would have to repeat this year next year. So if
you were in seventh grade, you're gonna have to repeat
seventh grade. So some of my friends kids were so
(01:04):
upset all day yesterday, and they kept their kids going
all day and they thought that they had to repeat
the grade. And it was fantastic. That have been the worst.
That's not funny at all. I thought I was that hilarious.
I didn't do it to my kids because I got it.
Unfortunately I found out about it too late. But it
(01:25):
was great. One of I heard one of the kids
telling my son, I cannot believe it. My father had
me going all day. I was so upset it was.
I thought it was great. That's joke. Ever, I'm glad
that we got through April Fool's Day without like some crazy,
crazy jokes. There was what was that dumb Alex sent
(01:46):
me one of these fake news stories and you hit it.
It's like a fool, any of these things with the
junk you're hanging out? Yes, yeah, we got those all day.
It was like, God, that poor guy. Let him rest
in peace. All right, participant, I'm sitting back. Oh he's
still participant. I saw because a lot of celebrities were
(02:09):
still trying to do the whole like ha ha, I
got you thing, But you can only really do it online.
So the pranks were a sort of lame g eaz
try to trick everybody into thinking, oh my god, he
shaved his head, and all of the comments below we're dude,
you suck at photoshop. Fix your photoshop skills before you
try to prank us. I fell for one. Yesterday. I
(02:29):
had a friend of mine who was wondering when his
stimulus check was coming. So I'm like, oh, hold on,
I saw a phone number online you can call and check.
When I called it, it it was a sex line somebody
had posted. It was like call and check here. And
when you picked up, like, hey, big boy, do you
want to looking for your big I'm like, okay, great, thanks.
I fell for it. Okay though, and then little no
(02:52):
what a little nose say I'm not gay, And then
I was like, yes I am. You got me kind
of that. I wasn't able to do one thing this year.
It's fun to mess with people. Well, I know, it's
just it's kind of a weird time. I was waiting
for the COVID nineteen tacky ones to come through, and
thank god none of my friends. The grocery store was
(03:14):
playing a joke on me because I went there and
then I looked down that there was no there was
no toilet paper in the toilet paper aisle. I'm like
a full joke. Yeah, not pretty bad. Actually that's not
a joke exactly. There was still the toilet papers when
I was trying to, yeah, explain the joke. Yeahs roll,
(03:38):
but thank god him one person in my house, and
I don't eat a whole lot. You don't use that much. Okay,
so wait, hold on, hold on, are you equating the
amount of toilet paper you use the amount of food
you eat? That makes sense, It does make sense, food in,
(04:00):
food out. Yeah, but it's still just one poop. It's
not like you're taking yeah something no, no, no no, no,
not gandhi. Some poops require more clean up than others.
Sometimes there's a bigger mess on asle one than there
is another time. Oh my gosh, really I should let
you guys host this every day. This is hilarious. Could
(04:23):
you could you sit there and just listen to scary
go on and on for hours because he's so entertaining,
trying to make him like dr Oz poops. You know
that the s shaped puffy ones because you try, I mean,
I mean, how do you try to draw? What do
you move your ass around like a skywriter. While you're pooping,
(04:45):
you making an sing. No, you have to you have
to make you eat better food, better quality food, and
the right stuff. This is true. I'm not making beans
and chili during this time. It's really good. What are
you talking about that way? I'm trying, but chilly are
(05:06):
good for you, though. I don't give those up so fast.
Oh god, I can't. I can't. Scary scary. You got
kicked off of Zoom. You're out of the zoo, you know.
Speaking of toilet paper, I still don't understand why there's
(05:29):
such a run on toilet paper. Like at this point
we should all hell enough. People still think that there
is going to be a run on it, and it
is an inexpensive way to control your life. If you
see it, people are like, oh my god, there's toilet paper.
I better get it when it's fair, and they get it,
and so there he goes. Yeah, it's crazy. If I go, Um,
(05:52):
because we've been talking about how I'm probably going to
leave and be with my loved ones while we're all
still quarantining. Um, if I go and I stay with
my boyfriend after he's clear of the quarantine time, I
am a hundred percent bringing toilet paper because last time
I was at his apartment, he had like two roles
and he's like, that don't last for like a month.
I'm like, you fool, I'm a girl. I need more
(06:12):
toilet paper than that. So I'm totally bringing it with me.
If I go there playing ahead, Yeah, I don't know
what he goes over there? Yeah, he's not eating. He
does he listen to the podcast? Yeah? Sometimes? Okay, Hi Brandon,
(06:34):
I mean you you guys have been having this long
distance relationship and it seems to be working out really well.
Uh but I mean if you like move in, I
mean that's like a drastic step. Oh yeah, So we've
been talking about he he really wants me to stay
with him for the whole time that this is going on.
And it does sound fun, like I love him and
I want to be around him, But going from a
(06:55):
long distance relationship to oh my god, now we are
living together seven for months, I feel like that could
introduce some drama that we didn't see. He's super excited
about it, and he's like, we'll get to cook dinners together,
we get to play house. This will be so fun,
and I'm like it could be, but what if we
want to kill each other, maybe it just needs to happen.
(07:15):
You're never gonna know till you try it. I mean,
you vacation with him, right, I mean, what's this You've
ever been with him? Um? Probably two weeks, two and
a half weeks around the holidays, and then we took Yeah,
we took a long trip to the Mediterranean and that
was awesome. We can do it. I think you do it.
You can do it. Yeah, we'll see, We'll see guys. Okay, so,
(07:38):
who's gonna invite me to Zoom today for a cocktail
Are we gonna do a Zoom cocktail hour? Yeah? When
I'm in It's not like we're going anywhere. I know.
Darry and I were talking about that. This is the
worst because during quarantine time, you know, and everybody knows
(07:58):
that you're stuck at home. So we all used to
up excuses to get out of stuff, like oh, sorry
I have an appearance, or sorry I have to do this.
You can't anymore. You just have to do all the
things people know you can still do. You can say, hey,
the Walgreens right down the street from my house, that's
about the time they restock their shelves. I'll have to
be there that one. Yesterday he wrote, he wrote, Hey,
(08:20):
if someone owes you money, now's the time to collect.
Just go buy their house because they are home on Twitter?
Who's doing you know? I have no problem, you know me.
I have no problem saying no to anyone. Hey, no, no,
(08:41):
I'm taking I'm gonna take a nap. What's your home reading?
Are you? Are you guys taking naps every day? Like
I'm finding myself sometimes taking a four hour nap. I'm
like this is I take like ten minute naps and
then someone bothers me or whatever. I don't know. I
wait up. I woke up this morning at one. I
(09:03):
was up until two with my mind racing. And then
this friend of mine who's lost his mind is texting
me at one thirty in the morning, knowing that I
keep my thing on that because in case there's an emergency.
So if you text me, is gonna wake me up?
Stop it? Asshole? Okay? Oh well yeah. People definitely have
lost all sense of time. Yea, Well, that's the problem
(09:28):
with us because we still have to be here at
a certain time, so I cannot lose sense of time.
I know I am going to bed later. Though, because
I'm getting up a little bit later and just kind
of rolling down the staircase a cup of C I shut,
shut the funk up. I guess you know, I go, Okay,
(09:51):
that's good, and I know I do try to do
my hair a little bit. I feel like it gives
me a sense of feeling a little bit better about
myself if you know, a couple of days a week
through my hair. But you know, today I didn't. My
favorite from alex is like whoa you should? You should
invest in a mirror. I really really want you guys
(10:14):
to take a look at this Patrick Melrose show on
Amazon Prime. It really is. It's either you're gonna love
it or hate it. Gandhi, I think you would love it.
I'm gonna check it out today. He is living this strong, out,
fucked up life where he is like shooting up Heroin
and passing out then waking up and drinking Martinis between
(10:35):
Heroin between Heroin. I mean, I'm not I'm not. I'm
not making it to seem glamorous or at all. It's
an awful problem. I know that I must say that.
But this Cumberbatch guy, what a great actor. I never
noticed he was so great. I'm excited to check it
out because, as we discussed, I have not ship else
to do today, so that'll be my thing. Okay, let's
(10:58):
watch a show about a guy that took on heroin
and then let's have a cocktail. It'll be whole party together.
It'll be great. Is this is sort of what we
want a retirement to look like? One day? Well, you
just get together with your friends and then you just drink.
But I want to travel too. I would like to traveling. Yeah,
(11:18):
well we're not getting that in So do you know
my mom's doing. She is traveling via YouTube and she
said it is awesome. She will call me. So guess
where I went today? I went to Italy And like,
what do you mean you went to Italy? She goes
on YouTube they have a tour of Italy and I
took it and it was fabulous. I felt like I
was in in Italy. Tomorrow, I'm going to Hawaii, like
(11:40):
she if you want to, if you want a real
tour of Italy, you gotta go to Olive Garden. I
mean they have I don't think it's open right now.
Let's they open again. That's where I'm going. I'm gonna
whip up my passport and go to the Olive Garden.
Travel do you have a meal? They're called the Tour
(12:02):
of Italy. Not that I've been to all of our
in a thousand times and know that, but it has
a little bit of everything. You said something once that
totally threw me off, and I need to know if
it's true or if I made this up in my
head that I heard it. Did you say chicken parmesan
is not actually an Italian dish like from an American dish?
It was? It was truly, truly, Uh, well it was.
(12:27):
It was perfected here in the in the United States. Yeah. Absolutely,
Oh my good. That blows my mind. How is this possible?
I always thought it was straight Italian Italian, But I
will say, when I was there, I didn't see any Yeah,
I know, you're not gonna find a lot of chicken
parm over there. That's why. You know. There's this big
company here in New York called phil Risutto. Is it
phil Risutto Tours or something like that. Yeah, he had
(12:54):
this great company that he put together. He would take
all the Italians from Brooklyn and he'd shipped them over
to Italy for two weeks and they'd have tour buses
and he owned Italy and his son still runs the company.
They do tours in other countries to uh So. Anyway,
he he would put these, you know, these bus loads
of like blue haired Italian women from from benson Hurst,
(13:15):
Brooklyn on plane, send them to Italy on Alatalia. They
would give them these busses and travelers and a lot
of them would like run back to the airport because
they couldn't find chicken farm anywhere. They're like, they thought
Italy was like Brooklyn, and it really isn't. Italy is Italy.
Italy is its own beautiful, beautiful spot. Nancy and my
Ami Millie, the two sisters, they went in the eighties
(13:38):
on a on a parolo tour of Italy. That's how
they want and they loved it. But they loved They
were like, where's the chicken palm? And you know the
pizza exactly? Where's my meat balls? We called it pett No,
I don't want pulled patty. I want meatballs, Spaghetti and meatballs.
(13:59):
They happened in a there. You know that if you
go to Italy and I can't wait till Italy is
open again and we can go to this most beautiful place.
If you got to Italy and go to a restaurant
that has spaghetti and meatballs together, leave that restaurant because
they probably have they probably have pictures of the food
on the wall, and you don't want to it's a
tourist trap. They're gonna take a kidney. Speaking of Italians
(14:19):
from bencent Hurst. My father called me yesterday. My mother
called me and she was in the car waiting with
my father to come out from from the bakery. My
father gets into the car, didn't even know I was
on the phone, and starts yelling. He's like, just freaking
woman in front of me. He had his mask on.
She starts close talking to me, and a place as
(14:40):
crowded as it is to get in this place, and
she's standing on top of me. And I said, you
gotta keep your distance, and she says to me, well,
let me tell you or work in a hospital emergency room.
Nothing scares me about just stand and she could be
carrying the disease for all I know. I wish I
had recorded my father. I didn't, and I was listening
(15:01):
in I was eavesdropping on this conversation. But he was
fit to be tied. By the way, another conversation you're
not going to hear when you travel to Italy. Alright,
someone to wrap it up. We're done. That's our fifteen
minute morning show. Love you, thank you. I re
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