Our Parents Need Babysitters

We all need to watch out for our parents and all the online news they are falling for and thing they are "hearing".

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firm fifteen minute morning show. Let's do it the fifteen
minute Morning Show podcast. We're coming to you from all
over the place. Scary and Straight Innate are in their

(00:24):
master control facilities in Manhattan where there's no one. They're
the only people in New York City. Uh. Danielle's in
her basement in New Jersey. Gandhi's in her living room
in New Jersey. I'm in my kitchen, I kitchen, and
uh Froggy's in his guest bedroom. It's good to have
Foggy on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. I love
I'm gonna laut on the bed here. Yeah, okay, you

(00:46):
just relax, put your hand down your pants like you
and take a nap like you, like you just had
a big lunch. So let's talk about your parents. God
bless my parents are no longer with us. And I
was selling telling ah Alex yesterday. I'm like, I'm I'm
so I'm not happy or glad that they're not here,
but I just i would hate for them to see

(01:07):
this world we're living in right now. And i'd also,
you know, I hate to be responsible to you know,
not be responsible. I'd hate to, like just be worried
about them. Right now, with all this going on, I
think the word responsible is right Elvis. I feel very
responsible because my dad doesn't listen to anything. My dad
is like, all it's gonna be okay. He's outside, he's
doing stuff. He's not going places, but he's outside all

(01:29):
the time. And I'm like, Dad, I just wish you
would stay home and be more careful because I do
have kids. It's like, you have kids, but they're your parents.
But but day I lost her father not that long ago,
but her her mother is still there. But you know what,
parents will be parents and they're gonna do things that
are gonna make you like to take your palm of
your hand and bash your forehead. What did your mom
do yesterday? Oh, yesterday she called? Well, first of all,

(01:51):
yesterday she called and she can't figure out her thumb
print on her new credit card on her phone. So
that was a whole big thing calling. But I don't understand.
It doesn't recognize my thumb I go, well, did you
set it up yet? Oh? I go, it's not gonna
recognize your thumb print until you set up the thumb
print and then she goes, Okay, I'll call you back,

(02:14):
but then she gets she's listening to all the wrong
people with information about the coronavirus. So now, yesterday it
was Danny, I really wish that I had come and
stayed with you. I said, well, I told you that
because now I can't come there. I go, why, Well,
you're in Jersey and I'm in New York and I'm
hearing that if they catch my license plate in your driveway,
you know, it's illegal now to be there and they

(02:36):
could arrest us. And I'm like, mom, they're not coming
into my house and dragging your grass out and taking
you to jam friends. Her friends They're like, oh, you
know they're gonna arrest you. Yeah, you can't. It's illegal now.
You you're not allowed legally. They're gonna get you when
you're driving over that bridge, you know, the George Washington Bridge,
They're gonna get you. I'm like, they're not gonna get

(02:57):
your moll They're just not. They're not. It's not happening,
you know. So if your your parents tell them stop
talking to other people, get all Facebook. You know Facebook
is able with old people. Yea, oh my god. At
least disable the share button please, like, yeah, so many
people are posting, and I do like that Facebook now
has the warnings when people post nonsense that hey, this

(03:20):
could be nonsensical, just so you know. But I've seen
so much stuff that I'm like, really, where are you
people getting your information from it? Why should I listen
talk about that? The thing that they posted on the
other day about COVID nineteen. Okay, so people keep trying
to refer to it as the Chinese virus, which is
problematic on a lot of levels. And when you tell
certain people that, they try to hit you back with

(03:41):
this piece of false information that says, well, actually, COVID
literally stands for Chinese originated viral infectious disease and the
number nineteen is due to it being the nineteenth virus
to come out of China. That is absolutely incorrect, not
even a little. But they actually say, you're you're stupid

(04:01):
that you don't know that it is the Chinese. No,
I'm not stupid, You're stupid. It's not the Chinese. It's no.
COVID stands for it stands for Corona corona virus disease
disease in the year nine, Yes, because that's when it
was discovered, which is everywhere. If you just googled it,

(04:23):
you would find that information yourself. But if you're looking
to Facebook for your news, there are a lot of
problems with that in the first place. But we talked
about this. If you're the but person on Instagram, keep
being the butt person. Don't try to suddenly be the
doctor telling me what I should be doing, what I
shouldn't stick the butt well, I will, I will tell
you something idea. The other day We're Straight Night is
he is he on the podcast always to go poo

(04:47):
rubber gloves? Okay, rubber gloves and okay. Code three is
that that's the code to get into the bathroom on
on another floor. And you know, if to a bathroom
on another floor than something something in the milk and
clean anyway, So I almost pulled a did you know

(05:08):
what I heard? On NATI to day? And I stopped
myself in the middle of texting I and I E
Racy raced race because I had heard this is back.
Alex sent me a text saying, Uh, we just heard
they're gonna close all the bridges and tunnels between New
York and New Jersey. M They're gonna close them for
fourteen days, and I'm like, and so, without looking it up,

(05:29):
I believe the alex News network an to be like,
oh god. So I immediately went to text in a
panic Nate to let him know, Oh my god, what
are we gonna do? They're gonna close the bridge into tunnels?
And then I realized, no, hold on a second, so
I went back, I googled, and I learned that that
just wasn't the case. Yeah, the same thing she she

(05:55):
her friend texted her that at a certain point at night,
everyone had to be side because planes were going to
fly over and spray some kind of a spray to
kill the coronavirus and trying to kill mosquitoes. Wait, she
texted all her friends that this was going to happen,
and so then when I'm talking to her, so I
just said to her, I go, wh who told you this?

(06:18):
And she's like oh, and she goes and then I
found out it wasn't true. So I had to text
everybody back. I said, you actually texted people that that
was gonna happen. She goes, yeah. I go, do you
are you serious? And she's like yeah, And I like,
I had my head in my hand for a minute,
I'm like, no, no, she didn't. I wouldn't be friends
with her anymore. She's not smart enough to be your friends. Yes,

(06:42):
this voicemail that people are playing, I'm trying to get
my hands on it, and it is saying that I
know someone in the high ranks of government that enough
the patient is going to instill the martial law. He's
gonna put martial law into effect, and no one's gonna
be And now apparently it's a real voice of going around,

(07:02):
but the information on it is false. I want this
happened like three weeks ago, so and obviously is not true.
Oh no, my and my my sister in law got
the text message from her friend that her father works
in the government to collect as much of your belongings
as possible, because yes, yes, you're gonna need So wait,

(07:24):
so my mom, my mom's on this text message train.
So wait. So I'm terrible because I let Sometimes when
my family's on this, I kind of let it go
for a little while before I get involved, just to
see what they're gonna say. I'm like, let me. So,
I'm like, let me just see what my mom's gonna say.
So my mom's like big letters oh MG, I better

(07:45):
get to the grocery store. I better do this. I
have been And then I go, Mom, no, Ma, you
don't need to get your belongings together. You're gonna be okay. No,
it's no mom. I had a friend of mine text
me the other day. They're like, Oh, I heard just
gonna be a run on cash. I'm gonna go get
a lot of cash and just hold onto it. I'm like,
for what reason? Okay, how many people are actually putting,

(08:10):
like going out and taking large amounts of cash whatever
they have in their banks? Do that you don't need
You're fine or fine? Oh my god. But here's the thing.
We are so fast to react without stopping and going
wait a minute, let's think this through logically. And it's
thank god I stopped myself. When I hear something that's

(08:30):
off the wall, I automatically think that's not true until
it's proven to me that's true. So I'm not gonna
believe anything anyone tells me. I believe Gandhi, but I
believe anyone on the show to be accurate because I
trust you guys. But but when when when my husband
Alex decides to call through with the news, I do
double check when somebody still explain to me why when

(08:51):
you go into supermarket there's still no toilet paper and
paper towels and napkins. I don't understand, like we're not
using more. The COVID nineteen doesn't make you poop more.
I don't understand why we still have a shortage of
toilet paper. Why I don't know. I don't know. And
I need those. I need those Senate Senate sanitary wipes
or whatever what do they call the no no, no no,

(09:14):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't sit. No.
I need I need the disinfecting Why you can't find
them anywhere? You can't find them? I need them because
because you know, we use these microphones, we need this.
I guess how do you have? Okay, so let's get
really really down on dirty. And I don't want anyone
to think less of me, and it's probably not possible

(09:35):
for anyone to think less of me. I need. I
need to clean this house today, all right, Alex left,
there's crumbs from his dinner last night. The floors need
to be mopped and disinfected. How do you do? How
do you do that? What do you do? Don't tell
me vinegar. Yeah, ay, but does he have that in

(10:02):
the house. That's actually a real thing, like apple cider
vinegar and household vinegar will will kill stuff that you
would stink. Yea, yeah, you can't. I use fabulous. So
that's my favorite. Say how does it work? Do you do?
You do? You pour it in a bucket and then
you dilute it. You got to read the back of

(10:23):
the bottle. Yes, don't put too much. Just have SuDS.
You'll just be mopping SuDS all over the place. And
to make sure you don't use too much. Okay, all right?
And so what do I use? A mop? Right? You
have one of your mop, a bucket, some water, and
you're whatever you're soaping agent is you get this? Here's
the thing. If you don't have a mop, sometimes you

(10:44):
can just get an old towel and you can dip
it in and then you can get down on your knee,
on your knees and do it your hands. You can
actually use wine on the floor too. Yeah, but sometimes
it's sticky. It's sticky. Someone. You have to be careful
because it's certain things will make the floor sticky at
like but like is wind x an antibacterial things, vinegar

(11:10):
in it, okay, but you don't ask me like pine sail, ajax,
all that stuff works when windex on things like I'll
go clean a mirror with wind X. Oh my gosh,
I leave more streaks than before. I'm like, how do
I I don't understand how I do it? It's horrible
if the windex says it's a non toxic formula, so

(11:32):
you know it's not clean anything. Only things that are
toxic can clean exactly. You know what. So a lot
of the places are out of cleaning supplies, but if
you go into the medical supply area, if they have
like dead all or hydrogen peroxide, you can use that
for a lot of your cleaning. You deluted with water
the same And I actually really like the way that
stuff smells. All right, Well, I'm gonna try to clean

(11:55):
my my kitchen today. Wish me luck. But I just
I just I know, I know. There's there's plants and
things growing. There's ferns. I've got they could probably uh,
they could probably find a new drug in here. It's
like finding ferns on the floor of a forest in Brazil.
I feel like I thought, I'm glad you told me

(12:16):
about Windex. I thought this stuff had was it was
antibacterial and stuff, but it's not. I think there could be,
like we were saying, there might be a certain type
of Windex that does have the antibacterial stuff, but just
the regular old blue Windex that you clean your glass with.
I think it's just to shine. You have wind X
with vinegar in it, and there's other things, but you
have to actually buy the special kind. Yeah, yeah, alright, alright,

(12:38):
I'm gonna well, I'm sure. I'm sure you can't find it. Oh,
there's straight and Nate, did you wash your hands after
your two? Three three two two? Can I tell you
what I did? I don't know. Well, we're on the podcast.
They'll go right, Oh my god, his gloves are gone. Okay, yes,
so gloves to go to the bathroom. Yes, okay, I

(12:58):
don't it's too disgusted. I'm not gonna say it. Oh
I know what you did, because did you get it
on the glove? Did you poop your gloves? Nate Scotty
dared me what tolet Oh, how stupid touching everything else?
And now it touched your booty hole. I put on

(13:20):
a frid pair, all right? They were a fresh pair,
but I didn't do it. I still use toilet paper
because I'm not an animal. I'm not going to use
a glove to wipe my butt. That are you guys
are with you? We really kind of I mean, it's
like a sleepover here was scary. It's really kind of
like evolved into dares between the three. Yeah, yeah, you know,

(13:45):
what if if for any reason at all, this pandemic
needs to go away, So weming yourselves. Any sentence that
starts with Scottie dared me to whatever the end of
that is. It's terrible, Mommy them to stop looking at me.
He's looking at me. He's looking at me. Stop. This
sad thing is you know, I gave Scotty the idea,
and I think he's actually going to do it tomorrow. No,

(14:09):
I don't want to talk about today. Someone to talk
about you guys wiping your butts with your gloves become sorry. Alright,
go minute morning show podcast. And we've only done fourteen minutes.
I think we've done it quite enough enough damage. All right,

(14:30):
we covered a lot of interesting things today. Google. Before
you accept anything as fact, please uh and don't listen
to my husband alex Or Daniel's mother about anything, nothing.
We love them and that's enough. That's enough, all right,
let's get out of here. Thank you for being uh yeah,

(14:52):
thanks for your contribution, Nate to the Fifteen Minute Morning Show.
That was just blue ribbon stuff. All right, we'll see
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