Stop Facetiming Unannounced

With everyone being at home and wanting to see people, we need to stop doing surprise facetimes. Also did someone ask Gandhi to do a weird endorsement? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Fine morning show and here we go the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. But we think we have like twelve minutes.
Oh is that bad? Yeah? I think we can do this.

(00:28):
We're like ripping people off. I think, well, yeah, they're
getting what they paid for. Hey. Well, anyway, so we're
back from our weekends. And if you guys noticed that,
the weekends just sort of just sort of slithers into
the week and I can't even tell the difference anymore.
So it's all the same to me, am I alone. No,
I'll have to look at my phone for the day.

(00:49):
I have to see what day it is on my phone.
I'm like, Sunday, Okay, we'll see for me. The only
difference is as I sleep till noon on the weekend,
it was just fantastic. Oh my god, can you release?
Can you really sleep till noon? I can? But the
only reason is I have a hard time falling asleep
at night. I don't know why, I just really do,

(01:10):
And so I could sleep, forget it. If you let
me sleep, I could sleep. It's lovely. But it seems
like Gandhi and I are like, we're up early. Do
you sleep late at all, Gandhi, No, I almost never
sleep late. The only time you'll ever even catch me
in my bed past seven is if my boyfriend's in
town or someone sleeping over. Because I don't want to
be rude, and I know when I get up, someone

(01:30):
else will get up, so I'll just lay in my
bed and play on my phone. But I am up
at like six, because for us, I'm still sleeping in.
It is sleeping until six is sleeping in. Danielle, I'm
just i gotta say I'm envious. I used to be
of the mindset where if you don't get up and
you sleep all day, you're missing out on something. I'm
now I'm thinking I'm not really missing anything except for
good sleep. I need more sleep. You know, we're told

(01:53):
more than ever a part of your health routine needs
to be sleeping. It's hard to believe it's true, but
it is right. That's when your body repairs itself, so
you have to give it some repair time. Right. Look
at Froggy. Froggy does this show from a bed now,
the only only one of us doing the show from bed.

(02:14):
You look comfortable. I'm actually in the chair next to
a bed, but the bed. I can put my feet
on the bed, but I'm sitting in a chair in
your bed signed manner. You just seems so relaxed. Oh no,
I I am very relaxed. But I'm relaxed because you
know what's like during this quarantine. I'm noticing that people
are coming up with more rules, and I'm realizing that

(02:36):
I am violating many people's rules and I don't mean
to be. We'll give us some examples. Oh yeah, what's
the rules? Like yesterday was Daniel's birthday. I tried to
FaceTime her. She did not answer, and then I tried
to face time Elvis. He did not answer. And I
found out later that you are not allowed to just
randomly FaceTime people. Know it's like just going to someone's
house and opening the door and walking in. You're you're

(02:57):
not going to do that, but everybody's at home? Are
you doing that? I can't FaceTime you want a Sunday morning?
I I looked like Albert Einstein in an electric chair yesterday. Shit, seriously,
my hair had I walked under a ceiling fan, I
would have it would have ripped my hair out. My
hair was all in the air, and so I it's

(03:19):
the same thing. My friend Barbara, you know, Barbara Corkrane.
She sent me a FaceTime last night or yesterday morning.
I'm like, what the funk? I said, don't FaceTime whatever.
And her response to me was, oh, honey, I feel
we all look like crap. So if I'm gonna look
like crap, you can look like crap. I'm you can
look like crap all you want, but you're not gonna
see me looking like total crap. I gotta hae that

(03:43):
that app of that house party right where you know,
you basically have eight people in a room. So I
realized that most people could just log online and you
could just see who's in the room. So it says, oh,
Elvis and Danielle and Scary and Gandia and Froggy and Nate,
we're all in a room. Someone could just barge into
the room without any permission like that cool. That's like

(04:06):
coming over my house uninvited. I don't want you just
walking in my door. So they just gotta be you know,
and I know that you can put some protections on that,
but I can't believe people regularly do this. I'm like,
I'm trying to avoid the house party app and at
all costs. Well, that doesn't that defeat the purpose. I
think that's what it's for. It's for people showing up. Okay,
that's what the party is, the house party, the open door.

(04:30):
Anybody can come in. Well once again today and Alex
and I have we have to get some stuff done.
And then I want you to sit down with me,
Alex and help me figure out zoom. I have a
zoom room. With the Zoom room. It's like house zoom zoom, zoom. No,
I want you in my room. What are you high on? No, zoom.

(04:51):
Zoom is the hugest thing in the world. Zoom boom
boom boom. Okay, that's what I'm trying to say. Zoom
is the biggest thing in the world. Does a matter
of fact, while the US to the stock market goes
down to Zoom is going all the way to the
top and making money. It's zooming. People are zooming each other.
It's it's explained to him what zoom is, Froggy go.
Zoom is a is an apple. You can you can

(05:11):
have a meeting, or you can have a bunch of
different people in a room and everybody and talk to
each other. Companies are using it now it's kind of like, um,
it's kind of like house party, like Scary was explaining,
except it's much much more secure and you determine as
the host who's invited into the room, who's allowed into
the room, and you can boot people out of the room. Yes,

(05:34):
because you know what was saying, Because it was mused
originally for these meetings. Now people are having happy hours
with Zoom, and I just parted on a Saturday night,
so I need to figure it out. But I so
I went crazy and pushed the wrong button and I
ordered Zoom. It has like capabilities for three hundred people
in a room. What the hell am I going to

(05:54):
do with this three people? I don't even know three
hundred Alex ask if you can use report in the Yes,
people doing each other live at the same time. It's
interactive porn. It's like an orgy. Do you guys want
to know a little a little behind the scenes secret
involving porn. So I got asked to do an endorsement.

(06:18):
I will not say what the name of the app
is because I don't think our sales department necessarily dug
too deeply into what it was. But it said, hey,
this is catching on right now? Would you like to
endorse it? I click the link they sent me. It
is straight Asian porn, like different, I said it to Danielle.
It's like different people. I know. If it wasn't the
porn part, I might be more into it. But it

(06:38):
was like, you can send hosts gifts. What are they doing?
They have like special like names, like one person is delicate,
one person is rough. I was like, oh my god,
you guys really want me to endorse this right now.
You didn't even look at it, did you? And they
went back, Okay, well, you know what, Let's be honest.

(06:59):
We are in a day and age where we need
all the customers that we can get. We shouldn't be
poopooing on the Asian poem site. I think, I think,
what's that Gandhi? I said, I think that's what they
do in one of the rooms. Yeah, daniel they didn't
even look at it because they're so desperate. I feel bad.

(07:20):
They were like, whatever it is, just send it to
her and see what she says. Have we checked him
with Dave Brody today? Is he on? Hold? He see
how Dave Brody is doing? Hey Dave Brody. Oh, we're
all here doing the fifteen minute morning show a podcast.
I said, we gotta check in with Brodie, see how

(07:41):
he's doing. What are you doing? I'm sitting here not
know when you're doing the podcast. I just enjoyed Garrett's
phone tap for the second time, right, and scary as
me investigating whether the Biggie Smallest video that's going viral
is legit and not nobody of like, you know, outside

(08:07):
apartment buildings or of someone's balcony. And everyone was wrapping
along in the neighborhood too. It was all a dream
I used to read magazine The Bigs Not Real juicy, right, Um, well,
first of all, there is nobody in the windows, so
there's nobody hanging out the windows singing. Also, it's not Brooklyn,
so they're like, oh this is so that's what we're

(08:29):
spending like fifteen minutes on something that doesn't exist. All right,
so let's move on. Then, thank me, we don't need Okay,
it's not a real thing though, right, that's correct. Okay,
it's fake, So we move on. Brody, what else did
you want to like line up for tomorrow show? I
know that we have a lot of interns that wish

(08:50):
they could come in but they can't. And is there
anyone we need to check in with. Yes, I sent
you over the weekend. I'm sure you haven't had a
chance to look at it yet. About seven or right,
really good topics from our interns, what they're doing, what
they're binge watching. One of our interns is very upset Nala,
because everybody is challenging her. There you know those challenges,

(09:11):
do push ups, watch this show, balance this on your head.
She's tired of it. She wants to rant. She does
not want anybody challenging her. She's done about the challenges.
So yeah, you can later. Alright, we're gonna go internating
problem they are. Well, there's a big problem with dating

(09:32):
in general for everyone. How are the interns having a
dating problem? Well, a couple of them are trying to
date using zoom and going on virtual dates and and
virtual meetups and and having a drink with someone virtually
and it's just not working for them. Okay, well I
see that, So let's get some interns on tomorrow. Wouldn't

(09:53):
you guys like to hear from some interns. Yeah? I would.
I would also like you point out that the interns
are the ones everybody should be mad at, not the millennials.
We've been having this debate back and forth because everyone
keeps yelling at millennials for going out. It's not the millennials,
it's gen z. The millennials are older. We're responsible. I'm
tired of getting their hate. We gotta hit on them,

(10:15):
all right, millennials. Millennials aren't killing us. It's the gen
zs that are killing us. By the wait, maya skype
just crapped. So it's a nice picture of you that
it frozen. You look very nice. Take a picture of it.
Take a picture of my frozen picture. I'm going you

(10:35):
actually look like you're pissed. I think too. Can someone
tell me how much time we have left on the
fifteen minute morning show podcast. It's only twel minutes long
and a half minutes left, Okay, okay, so feel free
to use that any way. So during the during the quarantine, yes,

(10:57):
face timing someone without war because I will never ever
pick it up unless I am freshly quaffed. Yeah, Elvis
told me he needs a one hour appointment set ahead
of time in order to answer a FaceTime. I can emergency.
If there's an emergency, I can do it. In five minutes. Okay,

(11:20):
I don't know, Daniel. How much time do you need
a FaceTime alert? Half an hour, twenty minutes, not not
too much, throw on a hat. It depends on who
is facetiming me For my sister. I'll just pick it up.
But she tried to ambush me yesterday with some friends
of hers and some person I didn't know. And she
was like, oh, this person is a big listener. I'm
calling you right now. And I was like, oh, hell no,

(11:41):
I look like a chicken. This is not happening. I'm
not answering the phone trying, sister. Wow, we FaceTime to
my uh Alex and I FaceTime my brother and my
sister in a long yesterday. They should have spent some time.
Oh god, I wanted to say, please, do you own

(12:02):
a mirror? What Brodie? On the same note with FaceTime, zoom, Um,
don't zoom me if I'm laying in bed and I
look like crap. But here's another thing. A friend of
mine zoomed me yesterday and he wanted to zoom me
and his other friends so that he was the hub

(12:22):
of the zoom. But I don't know his other friends,
so I don't want to zoom with people that your
friends with that I'm not friends with it, I wouldn't
talk too normally, so you're not in the mood to right.
I only want to zoom with my friends. Don't call
me with your friends and like, oh, I want to
be the hubbom. You know what the old school equivalent.
The old school equivalent is getting a mass text message

(12:44):
from everyone and only one person on there. You know
their names. The rest of our just phone numbers. I
don't know these people. That the worst terrible anyway, So
we have pet peeves. But we're getting to this alive.
I think we're done with our twelve and a half
minute morning show podcast. Love to all of you and
make sure you listen to our big show and listen

(13:05):
to our our show today was great on demand at
I on your I Heart radio app. We gotta get
out of here peace out by the fifteen minute morning
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