March 16, 2020 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show. So you know, when we do this
fifteen minute morning show podcast, it happens right after our
radio show goes off the air, so round ten am
East Coast time. The thing is, by the time you
(00:24):
hear it, I don't even know what's going to be
different in this world because this story, this coronavirus story,
just changes every hour. Everything, everything changes every how. There
are new announcements, there are new closures, they're new whatever.
I don't know, So keep that in mind. We are
living in a world that's happening at ten am East
Coast time on Monday morning when we're recording this. Okay,
(00:45):
I hope I didn't confuse anywhere. Did you say that
all over again? I don't know, because it's already different
than it was when it really did accelerate. I know,
what was it last weekend. I think we were all
just coming to grips with the fact that, okay, things
are going to be different, and then every single day
it got more drastic and it's been hard to adjust to.
(01:05):
But I think we've done a great job. I really do.
I think this is one of those moments where we're
gonna look back and say, oh my god, humanity actually
pulled together. Well, let's keep it that way, because I've
already seen a couple of assholes in action. There's always
an asshole, and I think it has to be. This
is one of those circumstances where it has to be
everybody coming together, right. It can't just be some people.
(01:28):
It has to be everybody. Even if you're an asshole,
you have to stop being an asshole for a few minutes.
So it's the weakest link thing. And we're only as
strong as our weakest links. Oh that's terrifying being on
social media this weekend and a lot of a lot
of weak links. I wish that we could, like there
was a special squad right now for just the asshole police.
(01:48):
If you're being an asshole, flag you're going to well,
then the asshole police they'll be assholes too. Yeah. When
I was walking in today, I was watching people stop
at stoplights and then go through them as if there
was you know, it's a whole new world. There's a
whole new world. I saw a guy stealing food from
in front of a grocery store that they don't obviously
pull all these boxes off the truck and they hadn't
(02:10):
take take taking them into the story. Yet this guy
was pushing them down the street. I'm like, what are
you gonna do with all that produce? J Yes, Brody.
There was a guy that the at the supermarket trying
to get on the fifteen items are Less line and
his excuse was I've only got like fifty items because
everyone was so overloaded in their carts. Technically he was
the smallest cart with like fifty items. Wow. Well, after
(02:33):
this is all said and done, they are going to
have a new reality show, Asshole Island. Yeah. I think
they're now. Yeah, we call that Manhattan. Yeah, that's a
great idea. You know how Charlemagne does Donkey of the Day,
Can we do Asshole of the Day like that guy
that had bottles of hands a whole of the day.
We're gonna borrow that from Charlemagne. And don't chastise people
(02:54):
for giving out information information. There's a blog that they
have in Jersey City that I follow, and it's an
online it's the Story Blog. And and this woman is
great and thorough and only quotes reliable sources and is
constantly dispensing information. She then went on a tirade in
screenshotting and reposting all her d ms of these trolls
(03:18):
telling her to stop posting. She's causing unnecessary panic and anxiety,
and it's like, you know what, don't follow her. Her
blog is there as a community service for people. Just unfollowed,
and don't look at the story exactly, look away. It
sucks that people have to criticize. I mean sometimes the facts, Yes,
(03:40):
here's the thing. And also we have these fake stories
like the one about how we're gonna close down everything
for two weeks two months because someone has a friend
at the Pentagon and so they heard. And I don't
want to hear any more of those. I don't call
me and say here's what I'm hearing. And I still
send you the fake link that leads to that guy
(04:01):
with the big one. Yes, your friends are messed up,
by the way, if you've seen that man, you know
your friends are messed up. I know that link to now,
by the way, So when people send it, I look
for the four letters and I'm like, can we all
officially tell Scary to stop? It wasn't funny the first time,
but all weekend he's trying to find stories that I
will find interesting hilarious, and he'll put the naked guy
(04:23):
with a big winer. Yeah, I think it's hilarious. Keep
doing it scary. But now if he has a serious story,
I'm never gonna click it. I'm well, see, she kind
of screws yourself on the scar around. But alright, so
we'll get through this and keep in mind this is
I keep thinking this is day one for some reason,
(04:45):
because everything over the weekend drastically changed, at least for
us here in New York. There are still many towns
across America who have dairy queens that are wide open.
Drive on in and we will walk in. But we
don't have that here. We don't have any restaurants. We
don't have anything other than messes and grocery stores. Last Wednesday,
I called my mom and dad and I, you know,
(05:06):
my mom picked up and I hear my nieces running
around in the living room. Like, okay, that sounds weird.
I go, well, where Matt and Kathleen, my my brother
and his wife, all they went out to dinner. Well,
they're living in a different reality than that. It's a
different reality. But at the same time, you know, I
I go into panic mode a little bit. My parents
are like, well, I don't care if they do anything
with their time, but don't bring it into my parents house.
(05:29):
So we'll we'll see. You know, people are slowly getting it.
Apparently it's too slow and it's gonna get us all sick. Well,
and another thing, is it if you're working, like we're
working in the same room with other people, you kind
of wonder, well, who has it? Do any of us
have it? Or have we had it all along? We
just don't know. This is so weird, I mean until
(05:51):
we're tested. So if you're tested and you're found and
you find that you do have it, you don't come in,
or if you find out you don't have it, you
don't come in because I don't want to be around
other people. I'm like, oh god, I'm safe. I gotta
go home and talk to anyone. So what do you do?
But here's they're screwed either way. If you're tested and
you don't have any symptoms, and you do have it
and you never have symptoms, does that mean you're just
(06:14):
a carrier and you can never be with people again?
Like what does that mean? Or you do or that
That was my question to or do you just wait
the fourteen days? All right, I'm quarantining for fourteen days.
You're safe again. I don't know. The quarantine is to
see if it shows up. If you have it, it
doesn't go away in fourteen days. If I'm asymptomatic and
I'm carrying, and as Daniel said, carriers. Yeah, by the way,
(06:36):
don't ask the wrong people. People are on Twitter like saying,
oh um, should I do this and this? I'm pregnant.
You know you should ask your doctor. Don't don't ask days.
Someone texted and is it okay if I go to
the beach. I don't know. We don't know. I'm gonna
start a chain. Yeah. I haven't seen anything about because
(06:56):
because I know some people are pregnant right now, and
I haven't seen anything about like pregnant, anything about pregnant
people what they should do. Huh. But I bet you
the obstetrician might know. Well, that's true. I think the
doctors I've been talking to everything's changing, and they're just
saying to be cautious, treat it like something else. Treat
(07:17):
it like something that is deadly, and you'll be fine.
What else can we do with our podcast here? Because
you know, we're just doing what everyone's doing. What about
the positive that, Like I, there are positives here, And
you know, I wish that movie companies because out before
the coronavirus, we said, how cool would it be to
watch a movie at home not have to go to
the movie theater. Now there's this opportunity to do so.
(07:38):
I mean Disney plus release Frozen to three months ahead
of time, knowing where everyone's going to be at home streaming.
So I think movies like Fast and the Furious that
is being the late a year could easily come out
this this over the next two works. I don't know
what the economics are, the the the whatever it is.
I don't know what that means, but it sure would
be nice to see first run film in your house,
(08:00):
which and one day we're all going to do it.
We're gonna rub the days when we had to go
to us theater and say movies huf, What a stupid
ass idea that was. So we talk about satisfying things. Yes, okay,
I cleaned over the weekend because we were looking for
stuff to do, and we moved the one bed and
there were so many dust bunnies and vacuuming them up.
Was so much fun. Yeah, I was empty that way.
(08:23):
I have one of the Dison vacuums, right, and you
have fun? Oh my god. So I emptied it out
prior to starting, and then I vacuumed. Oh. It was
so satisfying to see that canister just fill up with dust.
It was so much fun. It just need somebody to vacuum.
Come over, come over, over, come over, come over, But
don't come over all right, I'll give you the vacuum. Yeah.
Yesterday Alex got on the phone starting inviting friends over.
(08:45):
What are you doing? So? I made them go you,
you and your friends go play outside. I made him
go outside. I feel like a mom, go play outside.
I don't want dot you realize that he's bringing that
to you after he hangs out with what are you doing?
So went outside. They were outside all day. They had
a great day. What are you doing? We had to
move the mouse because our bubbles were our screensaver bubbles
(09:08):
were floating across a book. Who moved my mouse? Move
my mouse? Anyway? But other opportunities here that are coming
out of such a challenging time, For instance, traffic usually
for me to drive from our apartment apartment of the city.
Out to Staten Island would take five minutes, depending on traffic.
I was at my destination in less than fifteen minutes.
(09:31):
We're zooming at the gallant. I guess what that always called.
There was not a not a one person going under sixty.
He was great. There's nothing wrong with that. And I
think now is a good time. It might be a
little bit different for us because obviously we're still coming
into work. But if you're at home and there's something
you've been wanting to do, or a hobby you've wanted
to pick up, a language, you wanted to learn, a
(09:52):
book you wanted to read, this is gonna be a
great time to get back in touch with yourself and
do those things. And there's nothing else to do, so
you really have to. I'm gonna learn a language. We
always say we don't have enough time. Now we have
too much. Guess that you've got nothing. But I found
a harmonica. I think I might learn how to play
the harmonic. Not in this room, yea, why not? Because
(10:14):
we don't want to hear your harmonic. Plus when you're
bawling into it, you'll be bowling your spin out. I
learned because I googled how to play the harmonica. You
blow into it and then you also breede back through it.
That's how you play. Yeah, did you guys not know
this that this sounds like the most dangerous. I mean,
it's not like any device. It's a big harmonica. That's
why you don't see the harmonica players going. Yeah, imagine
(10:40):
all this started from a harmonica. You know, we're four
months away from hip hop harmonica would sooner take up
the accordion? Okay, well you guys could do it. I
can't wait to hear this concert. Well, alright, So other
opportunities that come out of this time with your pets,
(11:03):
time with the person you're quarantine with, or your family,
like Danielle's with her family. Yeah, and normally there's sports,
sports and more sports. This time there's no sports, so
it's not We're finding things to do with each other,
which is actually pretty cool. And I think there's lots
of sex going on, not of my place, bummer sex,
I mean details, But what's your face turned so you're
(11:27):
not kissing? Yeah, there's there's no that doesn't make a difference.
Here's still exchanging the bodily fluids. That is true, Okay,
what else we want to talk about? That doth count
right of course? Yeah, yeah, this is not a good
time to be hooking up with a lot of different people.
Not different people, but the people you're you know, yeah, yeah,
but there's something about it. It's making people some people
(11:48):
like really horny and it's like enough, Okay, stop, there's
pumping my leg. All new categories on porn hub involving
the virus. Friends, really, now, what have you seen? Well,
I've heard that there are coronavirus porns. You know, if
people walking in and a hazmat suit and they're looking
through like, oh, I need to clean it up. There's
(12:09):
a patient here, we have to investigate and make sure
she's clean. Lots of it they do it? Do san rapper?
I don't know. I heard all this from a friend.
Rapper or something that some kind of a shield. Can
you expand on that paint the picture? Is that porn
(12:29):
improv or is there an actual script? Oh there's a script?
Like I heard gentleman walks in looks around like or
did they just the director say all right, walk in,
you find her and boom? Or is there an actual
script of work? Because there's a writer porns have writers,
yes you, Yeah, the scripts aren't usually that bad. It's
(12:51):
the acting. The script is sorry. If you've been in
the business a while, they let you improv a person.
Is what We watched the porn and porn and said,
oh my god, they're a great actor. They're really great. No,
I should they should get more legitimate work. It's porn award.
I have watched stuff where I've been like, what in
the actual hell is happening here? Like one time this
(13:14):
girl was teaching a piano lesson and then she stopped playing,
but the piano kept playing. I was like, wait, film flop,
film flup. They didn't really care. I was watching she
was faking it. Yeah. I was watching one about Aliens,
and I actually kind of got into the plot because
the women were apparently being taken over by aliens, and
then the guys were somehow dying when they would have
(13:35):
sex with the women, and then I wanted to know
how it ended. But they really didn't have an ending,
you know, because it was just sex. No, there was
like Noliens. It had that August Dame's girl. Oh that
an Aliens four I think it may have been, But no,
(13:59):
I really wanted no, wow, it in I'm like, how
did they stop these women from feelings? If everyone knows
how Alien aliens four, I'm curious to know. There's not
a Wikipedia for that. We can't look at up I've
ever ever watched just cuts right to this case. It's
like right there, it's like boom. Yeah. I just want
to push play and I want to see it going
at it and then when they're done, just like there's
art involved in this. Guy, have some respect for the performance,
(14:22):
like a ten minute run up of an actual scene
with dialogue. I'm not gonna say I know this, but
there's an IMDb for porn movies. Oh really Oh it
was a Cosmic calendar girl. Sorry, Cosmic calendar girl. Yeah.
I just opened porn Hub on my computer. N they
know I looked at porn It's on your desktop. This
is show prep. That's what I when I die and
(14:43):
somebody goes through my computer. Everything that was searched was
show prep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice try. All right, Well,
the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast has come to an end.
Let's have sex. The fifteen Minute Morning Elf
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show. So you know, when we do this
fifteen minute morning show podcast, it happens right after our
radio show goes off the air, so round ten am
East Coast time. The thing is, by the time you
(00:24):
hear it, I don't even know what's going to be
different in this world because this story, this coronavirus story,
just changes every hour. Everything, everything changes every how. There
are new announcements, there are new closures, they're new whatever.
I don't know, So keep that in mind. We are
living in a world that's happening at ten am East
Coast time on Monday morning when we're recording this. Okay,
(00:45):
I hope I didn't confuse anywhere. Did you say that
all over again? I don't know, because it's already different
than it was when it really did accelerate. I know,
what was it last weekend. I think we were all
just coming to grips with the fact that, okay, things
are going to be different, and then every single day
it got more drastic and it's been hard to adjust to.
(01:05):
But I think we've done a great job. I really do.
I think this is one of those moments where we're
gonna look back and say, oh my god, humanity actually
pulled together. Well, let's keep it that way, because I've
already seen a couple of assholes in action. There's always
an asshole, and I think it has to be. This
is one of those circumstances where it has to be
everybody coming together, right. It can't just be some people.
(01:28):
It has to be everybody. Even if you're an asshole,
you have to stop being an asshole for a few minutes.
So it's the weakest link thing. And we're only as
strong as our weakest links. Oh that's terrifying being on
social media this weekend and a lot of a lot
of weak links. I wish that we could, like there
was a special squad right now for just the asshole police.
(01:48):
If you're being an asshole, flag you're going to well,
then the asshole police they'll be assholes too. Yeah. When
I was walking in today, I was watching people stop
at stoplights and then go through them as if there
was you know, it's a whole new world. There's a
whole new world. I saw a guy stealing food from
in front of a grocery store that they don't obviously
pull all these boxes off the truck and they hadn't
(02:10):
take take taking them into the story. Yet this guy
was pushing them down the street. I'm like, what are
you gonna do with all that produce? J Yes, Brody.
There was a guy that the at the supermarket trying
to get on the fifteen items are Less line and
his excuse was I've only got like fifty items because
everyone was so overloaded in their carts. Technically he was
the smallest cart with like fifty items. Wow. Well, after
(02:33):
this is all said and done, they are going to
have a new reality show, Asshole Island. Yeah. I think
they're now. Yeah, we call that Manhattan. Yeah, that's a
great idea. You know how Charlemagne does Donkey of the Day,
Can we do Asshole of the Day like that guy
that had bottles of hands a whole of the day.
We're gonna borrow that from Charlemagne. And don't chastise people
(02:54):
for giving out information information. There's a blog that they
have in Jersey City that I follow, and it's an
online it's the Story Blog. And and this woman is
great and thorough and only quotes reliable sources and is
constantly dispensing information. She then went on a tirade in
screenshotting and reposting all her d ms of these trolls
(03:18):
telling her to stop posting. She's causing unnecessary panic and anxiety,
and it's like, you know what, don't follow her. Her
blog is there as a community service for people. Just unfollowed,
and don't look at the story exactly, look away. It
sucks that people have to criticize. I mean sometimes the facts, Yes,
(03:40):
here's the thing. And also we have these fake stories
like the one about how we're gonna close down everything
for two weeks two months because someone has a friend
at the Pentagon and so they heard. And I don't
want to hear any more of those. I don't call
me and say here's what I'm hearing. And I still
send you the fake link that leads to that guy
(04:01):
with the big one. Yes, your friends are messed up,
by the way, if you've seen that man, you know
your friends are messed up. I know that link to now,
by the way, So when people send it, I look
for the four letters and I'm like, can we all
officially tell Scary to stop? It wasn't funny the first time,
but all weekend he's trying to find stories that I
will find interesting hilarious, and he'll put the naked guy
(04:23):
with a big winer. Yeah, I think it's hilarious. Keep
doing it scary. But now if he has a serious story,
I'm never gonna click it. I'm well, see, she kind
of screws yourself on the scar around. But alright, so
we'll get through this and keep in mind this is
I keep thinking this is day one for some reason,
(04:45):
because everything over the weekend drastically changed, at least for
us here in New York. There are still many towns
across America who have dairy queens that are wide open.
Drive on in and we will walk in. But we
don't have that here. We don't have any restaurants. We
don't have anything other than messes and grocery stores. Last Wednesday,
I called my mom and dad and I, you know,
(05:06):
my mom picked up and I hear my nieces running
around in the living room. Like, okay, that sounds weird.
I go, well, where Matt and Kathleen, my my brother
and his wife, all they went out to dinner. Well,
they're living in a different reality than that. It's a
different reality. But at the same time, you know, I
I go into panic mode a little bit. My parents
are like, well, I don't care if they do anything
with their time, but don't bring it into my parents house.
(05:29):
So we'll we'll see. You know, people are slowly getting it.
Apparently it's too slow and it's gonna get us all sick. Well,
and another thing, is it if you're working, like we're
working in the same room with other people, you kind
of wonder, well, who has it? Do any of us
have it? Or have we had it all along? We
just don't know. This is so weird, I mean until
(05:51):
we're tested. So if you're tested and you're found and
you find that you do have it, you don't come in,
or if you find out you don't have it, you
don't come in because I don't want to be around
other people. I'm like, oh god, I'm safe. I gotta
go home and talk to anyone. So what do you do?
But here's they're screwed either way. If you're tested and
you don't have any symptoms, and you do have it
and you never have symptoms, does that mean you're just
(06:14):
a carrier and you can never be with people again?
Like what does that mean? Or you do or that
That was my question to or do you just wait
the fourteen days? All right, I'm quarantining for fourteen days.
You're safe again. I don't know. The quarantine is to
see if it shows up. If you have it, it
doesn't go away in fourteen days. If I'm asymptomatic and
I'm carrying, and as Daniel said, carriers. Yeah, by the way,
(06:36):
don't ask the wrong people. People are on Twitter like saying,
oh um, should I do this and this? I'm pregnant.
You know you should ask your doctor. Don't don't ask days.
Someone texted and is it okay if I go to
the beach. I don't know. We don't know. I'm gonna
start a chain. Yeah. I haven't seen anything about because
(06:56):
because I know some people are pregnant right now, and
I haven't seen anything about like pregnant, anything about pregnant
people what they should do. Huh. But I bet you
the obstetrician might know. Well, that's true. I think the
doctors I've been talking to everything's changing, and they're just
saying to be cautious, treat it like something else. Treat
(07:17):
it like something that is deadly, and you'll be fine.
What else can we do with our podcast here? Because
you know, we're just doing what everyone's doing. What about
the positive that, Like I, there are positives here, And
you know, I wish that movie companies because out before
the coronavirus, we said, how cool would it be to
watch a movie at home not have to go to
the movie theater. Now there's this opportunity to do so.
(07:38):
I mean Disney plus release Frozen to three months ahead
of time, knowing where everyone's going to be at home streaming.
So I think movies like Fast and the Furious that
is being the late a year could easily come out
this this over the next two works. I don't know
what the economics are, the the the whatever it is.
I don't know what that means, but it sure would
be nice to see first run film in your house,
(08:00):
which and one day we're all going to do it.
We're gonna rub the days when we had to go
to us theater and say movies huf, What a stupid
ass idea that was. So we talk about satisfying things. Yes, okay,
I cleaned over the weekend because we were looking for
stuff to do, and we moved the one bed and
there were so many dust bunnies and vacuuming them up.
Was so much fun. Yeah, I was empty that way.
(08:23):
I have one of the Dison vacuums, right, and you
have fun? Oh my god. So I emptied it out
prior to starting, and then I vacuumed. Oh. It was
so satisfying to see that canister just fill up with dust.
It was so much fun. It just need somebody to vacuum.
Come over, come over, over, come over, come over, But
don't come over all right, I'll give you the vacuum. Yeah.
Yesterday Alex got on the phone starting inviting friends over.
(08:45):
What are you doing? So? I made them go you,
you and your friends go play outside. I made him
go outside. I feel like a mom, go play outside.
I don't want dot you realize that he's bringing that
to you after he hangs out with what are you doing?
So went outside. They were outside all day. They had
a great day. What are you doing? We had to
move the mouse because our bubbles were our screensaver bubbles
(09:08):
were floating across a book. Who moved my mouse? Move
my mouse? Anyway? But other opportunities here that are coming
out of such a challenging time, For instance, traffic usually
for me to drive from our apartment apartment of the city.
Out to Staten Island would take five minutes, depending on traffic.
I was at my destination in less than fifteen minutes.
(09:31):
We're zooming at the gallant. I guess what that always called.
There was not a not a one person going under sixty.
He was great. There's nothing wrong with that. And I
think now is a good time. It might be a
little bit different for us because obviously we're still coming
into work. But if you're at home and there's something
you've been wanting to do, or a hobby you've wanted
to pick up, a language, you wanted to learn, a
(09:52):
book you wanted to read, this is gonna be a
great time to get back in touch with yourself and
do those things. And there's nothing else to do, so
you really have to. I'm gonna learn a language. We
always say we don't have enough time. Now we have
too much. Guess that you've got nothing. But I found
a harmonica. I think I might learn how to play
the harmonic. Not in this room, yea, why not? Because
(10:14):
we don't want to hear your harmonic. Plus when you're
bawling into it, you'll be bowling your spin out. I
learned because I googled how to play the harmonica. You
blow into it and then you also breede back through it.
That's how you play. Yeah, did you guys not know
this that this sounds like the most dangerous. I mean,
it's not like any device. It's a big harmonica. That's
why you don't see the harmonica players going. Yeah, imagine
(10:40):
all this started from a harmonica. You know, we're four
months away from hip hop harmonica would sooner take up
the accordion? Okay, well you guys could do it. I
can't wait to hear this concert. Well, alright, So other
opportunities that come out of this time with your pets,
(11:03):
time with the person you're quarantine with, or your family,
like Danielle's with her family. Yeah, and normally there's sports,
sports and more sports. This time there's no sports, so
it's not We're finding things to do with each other,
which is actually pretty cool. And I think there's lots
of sex going on, not of my place, bummer sex,
I mean details, But what's your face turned so you're
(11:27):
not kissing? Yeah, there's there's no that doesn't make a difference.
Here's still exchanging the bodily fluids. That is true, Okay,
what else we want to talk about? That doth count
right of course? Yeah, yeah, this is not a good
time to be hooking up with a lot of different people.
Not different people, but the people you're you know, yeah, yeah,
but there's something about it. It's making people some people
(11:48):
like really horny and it's like enough, Okay, stop, there's
pumping my leg. All new categories on porn hub involving
the virus. Friends, really, now, what have you seen? Well,
I've heard that there are coronavirus porns. You know, if
people walking in and a hazmat suit and they're looking
through like, oh, I need to clean it up. There's
(12:09):
a patient here, we have to investigate and make sure
she's clean. Lots of it they do it? Do san rapper?
I don't know. I heard all this from a friend.
Rapper or something that some kind of a shield. Can
you expand on that paint the picture? Is that porn
(12:29):
improv or is there an actual script? Oh there's a script?
Like I heard gentleman walks in looks around like or
did they just the director say all right, walk in,
you find her and boom? Or is there an actual
script of work? Because there's a writer porns have writers,
yes you, Yeah, the scripts aren't usually that bad. It's
(12:51):
the acting. The script is sorry. If you've been in
the business a while, they let you improv a person.
Is what We watched the porn and porn and said,
oh my god, they're a great actor. They're really great. No,
I should they should get more legitimate work. It's porn award.
I have watched stuff where I've been like, what in
the actual hell is happening here? Like one time this
(13:14):
girl was teaching a piano lesson and then she stopped playing,
but the piano kept playing. I was like, wait, film flop,
film flup. They didn't really care. I was watching she
was faking it. Yeah. I was watching one about Aliens,
and I actually kind of got into the plot because
the women were apparently being taken over by aliens, and
then the guys were somehow dying when they would have
(13:35):
sex with the women, and then I wanted to know
how it ended. But they really didn't have an ending,
you know, because it was just sex. No, there was
like Noliens. It had that August Dame's girl. Oh that
an Aliens four I think it may have been, But no,
(13:59):
I really wanted no, wow, it in I'm like, how
did they stop these women from feelings? If everyone knows
how Alien aliens four, I'm curious to know. There's not
a Wikipedia for that. We can't look at up I've
ever ever watched just cuts right to this case. It's
like right there, it's like boom. Yeah. I just want
to push play and I want to see it going
at it and then when they're done, just like there's
art involved in this. Guy, have some respect for the performance,
(14:22):
like a ten minute run up of an actual scene
with dialogue. I'm not gonna say I know this, but
there's an IMDb for porn movies. Oh really Oh it
was a Cosmic calendar girl. Sorry, Cosmic calendar girl. Yeah.
I just opened porn Hub on my computer. N they
know I looked at porn It's on your desktop. This
is show prep. That's what I when I die and
(14:43):
somebody goes through my computer. Everything that was searched was
show prep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice try. All right, Well,
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