March 11, 2020 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents. I swear to you I've eaten eighteen thousand
cookies today. Did you pay for all of them? Yeah?
Pretty much? No, I really So we had cookies for
(00:25):
Kids Cancer come up and they brought thousands of cookies
and we were selling them in the hallways for a
Cookies for Kids Cancer, and people are eating them and
it's just it's everyone's on the sugar high. But everyone's
about to come down the sugar slope. Yeah, and we're
all going to just have a mass nap goodbye. I
think I see. I think Nate ate more cookies than anyone.
I had eight all told the smartest cookie. I think
(00:46):
I ate every single cookie that was brought in, every
single type of cookie, and I am crashing sugar high.
He looked like he was on drugs, like he was doing. Yeah,
it was what what's that? Scary? But where's your microphone?
Turn it on? But yeah, I don't know how to
(01:06):
turn you on. It's all fucked up. Anyway, we ate
a lot of cookies and now we're all coming down. Yeah,
there were a lot scary. Just moved my backpack off
of a seat, so that he could sit on it
and it was exploding with cookies. Yeah, I'm supposed to
go work out today. I think I'd rather just go
have lunch and go home. Cookie bring your trainer cookies. Alright.
So anyway, Uh, it's really funny. But right before we
(01:27):
started the podcast, Brody was asking us riddles. I love
riddles too. Yeah, well I asked them all, like I
went through, like now we know all the answers. Yeah.
I did the the aspurn one and the twins and
here the aspirin dle. A riddle was. The riddle is
if a doctor gives you three pills and tells you
to take one every half hour, how long before they're
(01:49):
all gone? An hour? Right, But everybody says an hour
and a half because it's three times a half hour, right.
But you've taken quite a number of pills in your life,
so you knew that. I knew it was coming, so
I had to think it through. Well, it couldn't be
the obvious, but people always gets the three. I wouldn't
be asking you as a riddle if it was three.
And I have a riddle if you guys want one.
(02:10):
This one was going around a couple of months ago.
So if you've seen it, do not answer. But the
question is, someone's mother has four sons, north west and south?
What is the name of the fourth son? Private message
me with the name. What's the name of the fourth son?
That's the that's what we're trying to get. What what
is the name of the fourth son? What was the riddle? Again? Sorry,
(02:33):
someone's mother has four sons? Someone north west and south?
What is the name of the fourth son? Message the
name of the fourth son? Someone? No? Elvis was correct?
What's what she just told you? What mother? What is
the name? Could be someone? But here's the thing. If
(02:54):
you debate the riddle, someone here the problem. Here's the problem, Brodie,
is that there's a question mark. There should be a
question mark if it was what is the name of
the fourth son? Question mark? It says, what is the
name of the fourth son? Period? Yeah, stupid riddle. I've
read right into your mind. You did, got all right.
(03:17):
You walk into a room that contains a match, a
kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you like?
First the match? You see a boat filled with people,
yet there isn't a single person on board. How is
that possible? Coronavirus. You see a boat filled with people,
(03:39):
yet there isn't a single person on board. Filled with people.
They're all couples. No, you said single people. There isn't
a single person on board. But I think couples are
better than I've got fifty five cents in two coins.
One of them is not a nickel. How do I
do it? How I do it? Two coins equals? One
(04:02):
of them is not a nickel. Two coins, one of
them is not the other one is. What can you
break even if you never pick it up or touch
it with the speed of sound? The law a promise
(04:23):
machine of answers, But they're all good. Yeah, I thought
breaking window favorite. I am white when I'm dirty, and
I'm black when I'm clean. What am I? Your soap?
Who cares a blackboard? What is full of holes but
still holds water? A theory? Danielle just shows up and
(04:51):
so here she goes coming out of swinging. So a
man leaves home and turns left three times, only to
return home facing two men wearing masks. Who are those
two men baseball players? The catcher and the umpire's right fan.
There's a one story house in which everything is yellow, yellow, walls,
yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? There
(05:14):
are no stairs. It's a one story house. Lady. The
more unless it's to the porch. The more you take,
don't think. The more you take, the more you leave behind.
What am I a breath? Footsteps? I'm just picking up.
The more you dry the weather it is I had,
(05:34):
he said, what before you? It is? I have branches,
but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I a bank?
How are you looking at the same website? You know what.
I'm older than five. These have been around for a
long time. And by the way, you guys are reading online,
I don't have access to these. How about that. I'm
just using my brain power. Can they do the one
about the mother and the doctor? Can you need three
consecutive days without you just found that one without using
(05:58):
the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, for Saturday or Sunday?
Name three consecutive days, the fourth, fifth, and sixth, Yesterday, today,
and tomorrow. I don't know, New Year's Eve, New Year's Day,
and the day. This is the worst podcast. This is
the worst podcast ever. It was better yesterday talking about
meat meat ball recipes in a minute twice in a moment,
(06:19):
but never in a thousand years. The letter, m alright,
so what else is going on? Every kiss begins with kay.
We were also talking about scary movies. What movie actually
scares you, because there's a lot of started that. We're
talking about the movie Alien, Alien Alien. The original Aliens
is a sequel with Sigourney Weaver. Weaver in the original,
(06:42):
and I thought that was a scary movie because it
was one of those movies where ship just pops out
of nowhere and scares you. Because that's really the only
thing that scares me is being startled. But some people say,
well mind trippy satanic films freaked them out, not me, please,
I run with the devil every day, doesn't scare me. Yeah.
The one that scared me the so I don't think
it really scares that many people, but it really messed
with me. Paranormal Activity the first one. Really, I wasn't
(07:06):
scared it all except for the light switch. Were like,
you laughed at it scared me about that movie? What scary?
Trying to hold my hand? I was scared from that.
You know what movie scared me? And I love the
fact that they do the conjuring movies. Yeah, the conjuring
(07:27):
like that. The whole series are fantastic, and it takes
a lot to get me going. Hereditary was really scary too.
That's like a mine trippy weird, just kind of the
imagery of it. It was really weird. And I told
Andrew how much it terrified me, and he says, oh
my god, there's another one by the same guy. It's worse.
You should watch it. I don't want to watch The
Midsummer Never see that movie. Teeth the Vagina, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(07:50):
that's that's terrible. Vagina with teeth scare a lot and
it bites it off. Vagina vendata. Yeah, it's actually like
it's ons have teeth. I'm gonna go watch this movie.
Did anybody else get scared by the sixth sense? No? No, no,
it's really scaredy. But I went back and watched it
again immediately. Remember you already knew the punchline. Yeah, there's
(08:11):
a there's a mistake of that movie, and I can't
figure out, like how no one else remember when you
give away the ending? And then people were super pissed.
It was five years later, it was It was a
lot later after the movie came out and people I
gave me the ending and the whole premise the secret
to six cents, and people got mad at me. I'm like,
it's been five years, boiler alert. What's the mistake in
the film? Do you guys remember the film? So the
(08:32):
whole movie, he's interacting with people, and he has dinner
with the wife doesn't talk to him, so he thinks
she's mad at him. But when they go to visit
the kids teacher, the son's teacher, right, he sits in
the office with the wife and the principal, And wouldn't
he have asked the principle of question. Wouldn't the principle
have said something to him. That's the only scene that
makes no sense that he was not really there. And
then he doesn't come out of the meeting and talked
(08:53):
to his wife about what they just heard. It was
a mistake. It's just a poorly written scene. I'm just saying,
go back and watch it. You're like, yeah, anthing else
was brilliant. That scene makes no sense to I must
assumed that the majority of people listening to this podcast
right now I have not seen sixth Well, then let's
not ruin the ending again for them. But we go
see the movie. Go see it. It's in a theater.
I'm sure you need to go see it in your
(09:15):
living room. Yeah, it really is amazing how you can
literally just press a button and watch any movie you want,
song or song, a song you've ever written. I remember
not to date myselves or ourselves. You would wait and
go to Blockbuster and pray that nobody had pulled all
of the new releases, Like if the sixth Cents just
come out, my god, I hope there's one copy left.
(09:37):
And then if there was none behind the little cases
for three years for to air on television, and they
would edit everything out. God horn on our phones, like
I'm sitting here with my my dog. Max looks like
a statue. He's such a handsome little boy. He's so
uninterested in what we're talking. He doesn't speak English. Maybe
(09:59):
it's part see. I think animals do understand. I think
they can totally understand what's going on. Like if you
can teach them just one word, why only one word?
Why could they not understand the rest? Max understands things
like I say let's go, and he'll follow me. You
want to go outside like that? And he understands if
you're sad. Watch you want some chicken. You know he's
sitting right on the board, and as we know, that's
(10:21):
not the first time Doggy Style has been in that spot.
My cat understand words. My cats understand eat, snack and knap. Think.
If I say you want to take a napple, mama,
they like, come and follow. Do they understand when you
say I wish you were a dog? No, I don't.
I don't wish they were a dog. I don't want
a dog, So up your butt. I love your cats.
I love watching your Instagram stories. Cats and dogs. I'm
(10:44):
fine with I love cats. I actually no cats better
than I know dogs. He had so many, David, I didn't.
He looks He's looking at me as if I'm insulting him. No,
I'm just again, he doesn't understand English. I'm fascinated the
way cats just love going into boxes, any box, anytime
in the sink, any anything that like kind of cuddles
(11:05):
them like that. It's kind of cool, scary. You love
Daniel's cats, I do. Would you pick one up? Yeah? Yeah,
why not? He doesn't pick up animals. He's terrified, though
I do want a cat. You really should learn how
to pick up a cat before you get with yeah,
I probably should, but I'm not going to get a cat.
You want a cat for the Instagram pictures, admit it.
Not why I want a cat? Then why do you
(11:26):
want a cat? If you go on my Instagram discovery
page right now, you'll probably see, like every other picture
will be of a kitten. I tell you, there's nothing
I love more than than lying down on the bed
and Max just curling up right next to you. And
as little as he is, he's ten pounds if if that,
he can kick you off a bed without you knowing it.
He slowly moves you across the bed and at the
(11:46):
end of the night, half of your body is hanging
off the bed. He just knows how to do it.
And it's because you don't want to inconvenience him at
all or make him uncomfortable, so you just keep moving
and moving and they know it. He takes advantage. I'm
into it. We've done a lot on this podcast. Have
you know, Garrett, you and your family recently lost a dog,
and so now you have a dog, we have two kids.
(12:07):
Have you thought about getting another dog? Not yet, maybe
in a couple of years, only because we just got
our new uh Auese doodles, Scarlett and uh. I think
it's weird for me personally just to bring a new
dog in so quickly after we just got a new dog,
and I just thought it how to pee outside? How
(12:28):
about another kid? Yeah? No, no, I'm good. I have
no place to sleep in my own bed. It's crazy,
you know, on the floor. Our friends Lee and in Ricardo,
they have two massive dogs and the both of them
sleep in the bed with them every night. I'm like,
how do you do it? They're like, you just have
to learn how to curl around them because they're in charge.
The dogs are they're the dominant ones. Like, I have
no place to go. And then then my son comes
(12:51):
into bed, Then my daughter wants to come to bed.
Then my wife's in bed, like I, when do you
have sex? When are you having a third kid? That
way before they like the moment they all fall as sleep.
I have a few minutes with a kid in the bed. No, no,
before before they come into the bed, into the bedroom,
hurry get in there exactly. Okay, back to riddles riddle.
(13:11):
I was actually just thinking about my grandmother. My grandmother
had a cat, and I remember I wanted to play
with the cat and I'm allergic to cats. Grandmother's trying
to kill you? Is this a riddle? No, I was
just thinking. I just this memory came up to me,
and I remember she had to take me to the
hospital because my as well said, was it on your
birthday too? No, he's not on the garage. Does anyone
have a happy story? I was just thinking about that.
(13:32):
How about happy riddle? Can we counter looking for ridd?
Nate walks into the emergency room and his grandmother's come on,
that was the nurse's name. By the way, you know
this podcast, I guess your mother see what it's like
to be in the room with us when there's no
microphones on, Because this is the bullshit we talk about.
It's just a stream of consciousness. It's like, I don't
know sure. Hey, we talked on a previous podcast about
(13:55):
a month ago maybe about how we don't tell people
where we work and what we do. So I had
a volunteer at my at my kids school this past
weekend and I'm sitting at a table of four people
and the person next to me turns to her left
and says to other two people, So, because we didn't
know each other, So what do you guys do for
a living? And they went through their jobs and pharmaceutical
and administrative and and so I saw it turning towards
me and I went, oh, what kind of phone is that?
(14:16):
And we start talking about phones. I distracted or so
I never had to talk about what I do. Look
at you? Why are you embarrassed about what you do?
It's just you guys know, it turns into a hole.
Oh I listen to Howard or the radio or what's
except for that one? Right? I know. I used to
listen to my kids listen to my husband, like did
I don't? I just rather not unless I know they're fans,
in which case, you know, it's interesting. But otherwise they're like, yeah,
(14:37):
oh so if they're not interested in you, you can't
have the conversation because I just said why they get
into the whole why they don't like I didn't ask
that question. You're right, it's weird. And then they ask
you about all the celebrities and you're like, you know, Elvis,
like we should come up with a better, uh list
of topics for Tomorrow's why did you guys listen to
this Today? Fifteen minute morning show off
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents. I swear to you I've eaten eighteen thousand
cookies today. Did you pay for all of them? Yeah?
Pretty much? No, I really So we had cookies for
(00:25):
Kids Cancer come up and they brought thousands of cookies
and we were selling them in the hallways for a
Cookies for Kids Cancer, and people are eating them and
it's just it's everyone's on the sugar high. But everyone's
about to come down the sugar slope. Yeah, and we're
all going to just have a mass nap goodbye. I
think I see. I think Nate ate more cookies than anyone.
I had eight all told the smartest cookie. I think
(00:46):
I ate every single cookie that was brought in, every
single type of cookie, and I am crashing sugar high.
He looked like he was on drugs, like he was doing. Yeah,
it was what what's that? Scary? But where's your microphone?
Turn it on? But yeah, I don't know how to
(01:06):
turn you on. It's all fucked up. Anyway, we ate
a lot of cookies and now we're all coming down. Yeah,
there were a lot scary. Just moved my backpack off
of a seat, so that he could sit on it
and it was exploding with cookies. Yeah, I'm supposed to
go work out today. I think I'd rather just go
have lunch and go home. Cookie bring your trainer cookies. Alright.
So anyway, Uh, it's really funny. But right before we
(01:27):
started the podcast, Brody was asking us riddles. I love
riddles too. Yeah, well I asked them all, like I
went through, like now we know all the answers. Yeah.
I did the the aspurn one and the twins and
here the aspirin dle. A riddle was. The riddle is
if a doctor gives you three pills and tells you
to take one every half hour, how long before they're
(01:49):
all gone? An hour? Right, But everybody says an hour
and a half because it's three times a half hour, right.
But you've taken quite a number of pills in your life,
so you knew that. I knew it was coming, so
I had to think it through. Well, it couldn't be
the obvious, but people always gets the three. I wouldn't
be asking you as a riddle if it was three.
And I have a riddle if you guys want one.
(02:10):
This one was going around a couple of months ago.
So if you've seen it, do not answer. But the
question is, someone's mother has four sons, north west and south?
What is the name of the fourth son? Private message
me with the name. What's the name of the fourth son?
That's the that's what we're trying to get. What what
is the name of the fourth son? What was the riddle? Again? Sorry,
(02:33):
someone's mother has four sons? Someone north west and south?
What is the name of the fourth son? Message the
name of the fourth son? Someone? No? Elvis was correct?
What's what she just told you? What mother? What is
the name? Could be someone? But here's the thing. If
(02:54):
you debate the riddle, someone here the problem. Here's the problem, Brodie,
is that there's a question mark. There should be a
question mark if it was what is the name of
the fourth son? Question mark? It says, what is the
name of the fourth son? Period? Yeah, stupid riddle. I've
read right into your mind. You did, got all right.
(03:17):
You walk into a room that contains a match, a
kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you like?
First the match? You see a boat filled with people,
yet there isn't a single person on board. How is
that possible? Coronavirus. You see a boat filled with people,
(03:39):
yet there isn't a single person on board. Filled with people.
They're all couples. No, you said single people. There isn't
a single person on board. But I think couples are
better than I've got fifty five cents in two coins.
One of them is not a nickel. How do I
do it? How I do it? Two coins equals? One
(04:02):
of them is not a nickel. Two coins, one of
them is not the other one is. What can you
break even if you never pick it up or touch
it with the speed of sound? The law a promise
(04:23):
machine of answers, But they're all good. Yeah, I thought
breaking window favorite. I am white when I'm dirty, and
I'm black when I'm clean. What am I? Your soap?
Who cares a blackboard? What is full of holes but
still holds water? A theory? Danielle just shows up and
(04:51):
so here she goes coming out of swinging. So a
man leaves home and turns left three times, only to
return home facing two men wearing masks. Who are those
two men baseball players? The catcher and the umpire's right fan.
There's a one story house in which everything is yellow, yellow, walls,
yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? There
(05:14):
are no stairs. It's a one story house. Lady. The
more unless it's to the porch. The more you take,
don't think. The more you take, the more you leave behind.
What am I a breath? Footsteps? I'm just picking up.
The more you dry the weather it is I had,
(05:34):
he said, what before you? It is? I have branches,
but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I a bank?
How are you looking at the same website? You know what.
I'm older than five. These have been around for a
long time. And by the way, you guys are reading online,
I don't have access to these. How about that. I'm
just using my brain power. Can they do the one
about the mother and the doctor? Can you need three
consecutive days without you just found that one without using
(05:58):
the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, for Saturday or Sunday?
Name three consecutive days, the fourth, fifth, and sixth, Yesterday, today,
and tomorrow. I don't know, New Year's Eve, New Year's Day,
and the day. This is the worst podcast. This is
the worst podcast ever. It was better yesterday talking about
meat meat ball recipes in a minute twice in a moment,
(06:19):
but never in a thousand years. The letter, m alright,
so what else is going on? Every kiss begins with kay.
We were also talking about scary movies. What movie actually
scares you, because there's a lot of started that. We're
talking about the movie Alien, Alien Alien. The original Aliens
is a sequel with Sigourney Weaver. Weaver in the original,
(06:42):
and I thought that was a scary movie because it
was one of those movies where ship just pops out
of nowhere and scares you. Because that's really the only
thing that scares me is being startled. But some people say,
well mind trippy satanic films freaked them out, not me, please,
I run with the devil every day, doesn't scare me. Yeah.
The one that scared me the so I don't think
it really scares that many people, but it really messed
with me. Paranormal Activity the first one. Really, I wasn't
(07:06):
scared it all except for the light switch. Were like,
you laughed at it scared me about that movie? What scary?
Trying to hold my hand? I was scared from that.
You know what movie scared me? And I love the
fact that they do the conjuring movies. Yeah, the conjuring
(07:27):
like that. The whole series are fantastic, and it takes
a lot to get me going. Hereditary was really scary too.
That's like a mine trippy weird, just kind of the
imagery of it. It was really weird. And I told
Andrew how much it terrified me, and he says, oh
my god, there's another one by the same guy. It's worse.
You should watch it. I don't want to watch The
Midsummer Never see that movie. Teeth the Vagina, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(07:50):
that's that's terrible. Vagina with teeth scare a lot and
it bites it off. Vagina vendata. Yeah, it's actually like
it's ons have teeth. I'm gonna go watch this movie.
Did anybody else get scared by the sixth sense? No? No, no,
it's really scaredy. But I went back and watched it
again immediately. Remember you already knew the punchline. Yeah, there's
(08:11):
a there's a mistake of that movie, and I can't
figure out, like how no one else remember when you
give away the ending? And then people were super pissed.
It was five years later, it was It was a
lot later after the movie came out and people I
gave me the ending and the whole premise the secret
to six cents, and people got mad at me. I'm like,
it's been five years, boiler alert. What's the mistake in
the film? Do you guys remember the film? So the
(08:32):
whole movie, he's interacting with people, and he has dinner
with the wife doesn't talk to him, so he thinks
she's mad at him. But when they go to visit
the kids teacher, the son's teacher, right, he sits in
the office with the wife and the principal, And wouldn't
he have asked the principle of question. Wouldn't the principle
have said something to him. That's the only scene that
makes no sense that he was not really there. And
then he doesn't come out of the meeting and talked
(08:53):
to his wife about what they just heard. It was
a mistake. It's just a poorly written scene. I'm just saying,
go back and watch it. You're like, yeah, anthing else
was brilliant. That scene makes no sense to I must
assumed that the majority of people listening to this podcast
right now I have not seen sixth Well, then let's
not ruin the ending again for them. But we go
see the movie. Go see it. It's in a theater.
I'm sure you need to go see it in your
(09:15):
living room. Yeah, it really is amazing how you can
literally just press a button and watch any movie you want,
song or song, a song you've ever written. I remember
not to date myselves or ourselves. You would wait and
go to Blockbuster and pray that nobody had pulled all
of the new releases, Like if the sixth Cents just
come out, my god, I hope there's one copy left.
(09:37):
And then if there was none behind the little cases
for three years for to air on television, and they
would edit everything out. God horn on our phones, like
I'm sitting here with my my dog. Max looks like
a statue. He's such a handsome little boy. He's so
uninterested in what we're talking. He doesn't speak English. Maybe
(09:59):
it's part see. I think animals do understand. I think
they can totally understand what's going on. Like if you
can teach them just one word, why only one word?
Why could they not understand the rest? Max understands things
like I say let's go, and he'll follow me. You
want to go outside like that? And he understands if
you're sad. Watch you want some chicken. You know he's
sitting right on the board, and as we know, that's
(10:21):
not the first time Doggy Style has been in that spot.
My cat understand words. My cats understand eat, snack and knap. Think.
If I say you want to take a napple, mama,
they like, come and follow. Do they understand when you
say I wish you were a dog? No, I don't.
I don't wish they were a dog. I don't want
a dog, So up your butt. I love your cats.
I love watching your Instagram stories. Cats and dogs. I'm
(10:44):
fine with I love cats. I actually no cats better
than I know dogs. He had so many, David, I didn't.
He looks He's looking at me as if I'm insulting him. No,
I'm just again, he doesn't understand English. I'm fascinated the
way cats just love going into boxes, any box, anytime
in the sink, any anything that like kind of cuddles
(11:05):
them like that. It's kind of cool, scary. You love
Daniel's cats, I do. Would you pick one up? Yeah? Yeah,
why not? He doesn't pick up animals. He's terrified, though
I do want a cat. You really should learn how
to pick up a cat before you get with yeah,
I probably should, but I'm not going to get a cat.
You want a cat for the Instagram pictures, admit it.
Not why I want a cat? Then why do you
(11:26):
want a cat? If you go on my Instagram discovery
page right now, you'll probably see, like every other picture
will be of a kitten. I tell you, there's nothing
I love more than than lying down on the bed
and Max just curling up right next to you. And
as little as he is, he's ten pounds if if that,
he can kick you off a bed without you knowing it.
He slowly moves you across the bed and at the
(11:46):
end of the night, half of your body is hanging
off the bed. He just knows how to do it.
And it's because you don't want to inconvenience him at
all or make him uncomfortable, so you just keep moving
and moving and they know it. He takes advantage. I'm
into it. We've done a lot on this podcast. Have
you know, Garrett, you and your family recently lost a dog,
and so now you have a dog, we have two kids.
(12:07):
Have you thought about getting another dog? Not yet, maybe
in a couple of years, only because we just got
our new uh Auese doodles, Scarlett and uh. I think
it's weird for me personally just to bring a new
dog in so quickly after we just got a new dog,
and I just thought it how to pee outside? How
(12:28):
about another kid? Yeah? No, no, I'm good. I have
no place to sleep in my own bed. It's crazy,
you know, on the floor. Our friends Lee and in Ricardo,
they have two massive dogs and the both of them
sleep in the bed with them every night. I'm like,
how do you do it? They're like, you just have
to learn how to curl around them because they're in charge.
The dogs are they're the dominant ones. Like, I have
no place to go. And then then my son comes
(12:51):
into bed, Then my daughter wants to come to bed.
Then my wife's in bed, like I, when do you
have sex? When are you having a third kid? That
way before they like the moment they all fall as sleep.
I have a few minutes with a kid in the bed. No, no,
before before they come into the bed, into the bedroom,
hurry get in there exactly. Okay, back to riddles riddle.
(13:11):
I was actually just thinking about my grandmother. My grandmother
had a cat, and I remember I wanted to play
with the cat and I'm allergic to cats. Grandmother's trying
to kill you? Is this a riddle? No, I was
just thinking. I just this memory came up to me,
and I remember she had to take me to the
hospital because my as well said, was it on your
birthday too? No, he's not on the garage. Does anyone
have a happy story? I was just thinking about that.
(13:32):
How about happy riddle? Can we counter looking for ridd?
Nate walks into the emergency room and his grandmother's come on,
that was the nurse's name. By the way, you know
this podcast, I guess your mother see what it's like
to be in the room with us when there's no
microphones on, Because this is the bullshit we talk about.
It's just a stream of consciousness. It's like, I don't
know sure. Hey, we talked on a previous podcast about
(13:55):
a month ago maybe about how we don't tell people
where we work and what we do. So I had
a volunteer at my at my kids school this past
weekend and I'm sitting at a table of four people
and the person next to me turns to her left
and says to other two people, So, because we didn't
know each other, So what do you guys do for
a living? And they went through their jobs and pharmaceutical
and administrative and and so I saw it turning towards
me and I went, oh, what kind of phone is that?
(14:16):
And we start talking about phones. I distracted or so
I never had to talk about what I do. Look
at you? Why are you embarrassed about what you do?
It's just you guys know, it turns into a hole.
Oh I listen to Howard or the radio or what's
except for that one? Right? I know. I used to
listen to my kids listen to my husband, like did
I don't? I just rather not unless I know they're fans,
in which case, you know, it's interesting. But otherwise they're like, yeah,
(14:37):
oh so if they're not interested in you, you can't
have the conversation because I just said why they get
into the whole why they don't like I didn't ask
that question. You're right, it's weird. And then they ask
you about all the celebrities and you're like, you know, Elvis,
like we should come up with a better, uh list
of topics for Tomorrow's why did you guys listen to
this Today? Fifteen minute morning show off
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