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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone presents show. Here we go, we've got lift off.
It's time for another fifteen minute morning show podcast. Uh.
Sitting around the phallic shaped table, there's Gandhi. Welcome back, Gandhi,
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Thank you, I missed you. Guys, they're scary. There's Dave Brody,
there's Garrett, there's Danielle and then what was that? And
then me and then the Nates microphones open, but he's
not in here. He's off doing Nate things, Nathaniel thing. Yes,
he probably. He's probably getting more chicken. And thank you
the guy Fieri who brought this chicken in. You know,
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he's got these chicken restaurants, but they're not where we
are in New York yet. I think he has two
in Florida and then one in somewhere. It's called Chicken Guy.
And it's good. It really is great. I'm not saying
that because he's not here, so we could say it's
bad if we wanted to, but it's not. It's good.
Not a sponsor of this podcast. We just like the chicken.
Whatever the rub is on the chicken, it's tastes so
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good that you don't even need a sauce, but he
brought like twenty sauces, and let's talk to Gandhi about
her fascination with sauces. Oh my gosh, it's my favorite.
It's basically like soup but with flavor. And it's only flavor.
I never understand how people get food with no sauce, Like, really,
how do you eat it? You know? And a lot
a lot of Indian based food is sauced, very saucy,
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unless you know it's straight out of the ten door right,
and then it's still got seasoning. But yeah, I love sauce.
It's my favorite. I think we're doing for another Indian
restaurant lunch. I'm down anytime my dad has because I
told him once about how great Tamarin is, which is
the place you and I go, and he will not
stop talking about how when he comes here he's going good.
Ask me about what about you, scary? What do you
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think of guy Fietti's chicken already really enjoyed it? Yes,
it was like and again I just ate it naked,
well not I wasn't naked by itself. Oh god God,
and uh, your impressions of the chicken likes until he
just described it yea, Garrett, Garrett, was there anything there
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you could eat? I smelled a lot. You sniffed it
a lot, sniffed it a lot. I mean knowing where
guy has come from, like being on a reality show
to become this major chef. I mean I was telling
Gandhi and Danielle about this a few months ago. He's
Sylvester Stallone's private chef. Like he goes to Sylvester Stallone's house,
cooks for him, cooks for him and the other A
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few months ago it was Al Pacino, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Sugary,
Leonard the Boxer, and a few other people at his house,
and Guy Fietti's in charge of cooking for them. They
all go to his ranch house. They all went to
Stallone's house. We got invited. We have to go to
the ranch. That sounds so fun. He does have a ranch. Yeah. Well,
the big story, the headline today is daniel couldn't eat
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Guy Fietti's chicken because it's uh ash Wednesday and she
can't eat meat. And look what I got for tomorrow,
three pieces of chicken. But we do argue every year
this happens. Uh chicken is not meat, It is poultry.
We got multiple text messages birds that said the Catholic
Church in many in many divisions of the Catholic Church
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have lifted the ban on chicken and that red meat
is the is more like the Body of Christ and
chicken is not, and you can eat chicken. But Danielle
was like, I don't like new schools. I grew up.
I never heard that the Body of Christ was the
other white God. Forgive them, they know not what they
do me. I grew up and my in my house
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growing up, we did not eat chicken during Lent because
it was meat. And so I'm going by the rules
that my mother put forth and my father put forth,
and I will not be having any chicken. You all
didn't have the internet back then, so maybe you shouldn't
be though, you know, there have been several other things
that are are questionable in the Catholic Church. For instance,
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was it the Catholic Church that changed the rules for St.
Patrick's Day? Yeah? They let it was on a Friday
during Lent, so they said if you were irish you
could have corn, beef and cat. I will never forget that.
And that was the year I stopped paying attention. That
was the rules out the window, because if the rule
has always been on Good Friday you cannot have meat,
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and all of a sudden, st Patrick's Day falls on
Good Friday. Who is anyone to come along? Okay, let's
go to the only irishman in the in the room,
and that's Garrett. That's right. So the rules are funny
because up until I was I wasn't a diabetic in
sixth grade and I didn't develop ciliac until later on
in life. But every stage in life where I came
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to those rules changed, priests would be like, oh, it's okay,
you can have candy if you gave it up for
lent because you're diabetic. So there's it's as if they
make up the rules. That's a good rule because that
saves your life in moderation. But it just felt every
time something came up there like, oh, there's a loophole
for that, don't worry about it. And I also heard
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that on Sundays because technically it's forty days that you're
giving it up and they don't count Sundays, so technically
if you give up like chocolate like I do Sundays,
you can have it. But I don't do that I'm
like no, I'm like, I know. If I'm giving it up,
I'm giving it up. And that's it. Even on my birthday,
I don't cheat and have chocolate. Now, if you want
to make money during Lyns, you open up pizzeria because
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on Fridays that's what you do at place you you
order pizza. So pizzerias on Friday are crazy for the
next forty forty Friday. Have you guys noticed what's back?
And it's every year at this time and I saw
my first TV commercially give me back that fish, Give
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me that fish. McDonald's does its Filet of Fish promotion
always on, starting the Ash Wednesday straight on through the
end of Lens because it makes sense. I feel like
on those days during Lent, when Danielle comes in a
really bad mood, the Catholic Church will be okay with
her having a Snickers, you know, like to improve from. Yeah,
you's angry, like Danielle, you really need a Snickers. We
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forgive you the sound with the chance, the whole thing.
The monks all right. Well, so we had fun with
Guy Fieri today and I can't wait to try this
chicken for breakfast tomorrow morning. This is such a better
podcast than yesterday when we talked about I missed you
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Yesterday's podcast. Yesterday's Chicken podcast was just Danielle and a
stupid rubber chicken. I hate that. I gotta tell you.
I'm not kidding. It's just it's the bane of my
exist hours. I even you saw how big that guy was.
I put a seatbelt on him on the way home
in the I had hours of fun with that. Did
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you hear this stupid chicken? I saw her Instagram story
and I was laughing so hard simply knowing that it
was driving all of you know, I even said it
in my Instagram. I know I am here driving the
morning show nuts to know. You know, here's the thing.
You come in here. We start to show at six
am New York time, and you know, people are just
now getting out of bed. They don't need that thing
that the stupid ass chicken was making. And I try
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to tell Daniel, Daniel, you've got a calm down, turn
the chicken off. I would like to point out that
it's a rooster, not a chicken, because it was it
was black, and the problem was the thing at the bottom.
The problem was it was so big that in order
for the air to come out of its belly. You know,
that's when it makes the chicken sound. And it took forever.
So I take it home and Sheldon, my husband coad.
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I think it's broken. I go, it's not broken, it's
just really big. Can we just talk about something else.
Just thinking about it makes me irritated, thing of putting
sauce on it. Though, having a couple of days off,
you actually came back and you said you missed us
while you're away. Nice so much. I have never loved
a job the way I love this job. It's fun
to come in. I miss all of you and your personalities,
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and I'm lucky that you have relationships outside of work,
so I was able to talk to all of you
over break. But it was great. It's good to be
back and feel normal again. Yeah, or as close to
normal as Gandhi conveel. That's true. My normal is still
a little bit off, but it's great. I love seeing
your faces. It was like, so happy to come in
here today. Well, it's good to see you. I know,
Danielle missed you a lot because obviously it's torture. Just
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see how they take contact and I say the same
thing when you're gone. I'm like, man, I really missed Danielle.
It's no slight against them. I just missed you. I
was really really put off by the foot kicking under
the table that you missed because you and Gandhi kick
each other under the table behind everyone's back. And I
you know, I don't be put off by a lot
if we told you, have you? Have you noticed that? Straight?
And Nate has been very absent during this fifteen minute
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Where is he? By the way, I was on a
phone call with him that he has to do every week.
I don't know how he does it every week. It
was a very long, long, long phone almost like a
promotional premier thing. Says he protect us from that we
never even can you grab me? I would love to know,
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like what they are, like, here's here's our idea. We
want Elvis to dress up like a tooth And where
did the like what does he tell them we have
a client that can actually add girth to your penis,
Oh Elvis, Like, no, I know times are tough. Here
comes Nate. Let's find like find out what the senior
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executive producers set up an interview with me and Billy
idol and I don't know if I'm sorry, so you
had to pass on. Hey, so we're wondering, like obviously
you're off doing senior executive producer. Yes, yeah, Like so
Daniel's question was how many things is he working hard
to protect us from as being like the go between
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the shock absorber. Do they want to like dress Elvis
up like a penis and send them out like you
know what? You know, we actually, you know, we've talked
about that before. There's been times or something like that
comes up and we're like, already is a dickhead? Now
you product us from things like Billy Idol interviews things
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about that. Actually, Billy Idol is doing a really cool thing.
I think it is a really cool thing, but the
way it was presented, it just didn't you know, it
didn't work for us. But well apparently, um it has
to do with the people in New York City and
them sitting there at red lights idling their cars and
the idlers that is exactly true. Want you to be idol.
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You're like, yeah, let's get Billy Idol to do a
show and great create awareness for you to turn your
car off traffic lights rather than idle your car. It's
actually a great thing. I was actually supposed to do
it too, but I can't do it the day they want,
so I said, ask Scary, because he will do it
for you. So I may be doing that. So this
is a time where Billy Idol so thankful. His name
is Idol, right, but he was with Miley Cyrus. He
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did something with her a couple of weeks back. Right, Well,
apparently the mayor of New York doesn't want car stopping short.
I'm interviewing Morton short. Right, Miley wants you to put
less island on your would be all right? Are you
done with me? So what are you doing right now?
Why are you not? Why are you're not in here?
We're going over all of the things to help make
your kingdom even larger. Okay, by the way, we don't
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need a larger kingdom. Fine. We were just having a
discussion about people getting paid for certain things. And I
don't know if you guys got an email you got
figured out you did think you got one. So that
was one of the things. Wait, hold on, So people
got emails about how they're about to get more email
about how they're about to get paid. They were doing
work last year that they hadn't been paid for. So
I had to go, I think it's an email because
you actually got the money in the first place that
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they never remember to pay you. They remember to pay you,
what's it for? H never mind? So yeah, you ended
up getting their money. So we had to figure that
out and so I open the money. Well you'll be
a deduction in your page. That's how it works. Remember
for people who leave their blinker on everybody, remember the
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time that they really wanted Elvis and so throughout like
some crazy amount of money, like, yeah, if you really
want him, you have to give him this much money.
Thinking that the client would say no. Client was like, sure,
had to go whatever you were supposed to do. Do
a dance with Mr Tampon. That was one of those
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things he shielded you from. You do we do the
dance of Mr Strings attention make wings everything they say, Hey, hey,
why are we talking and doing the show? They're out
there eating our chicken? Hey chen, those told those people.
So those are the sales assistance. You gotta feel bad
for them. I don't feel bad for anyone, Well you should,
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because they're bringing food to their bosses that I don't
even know who that is? Who is that? That's Chris Clark.
Chris Clark Clark. Okay, you know they all seem like
nice people. I want them to enjoy the chicken chick.
Now that you said guy's name, we can't be mean
to him. There's David Cats. What's he doing here? At
least year? Because people drive with their cats on the
front seat. I loved my cat. If you're wondering, David
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Catch is my partner, not in that way. That's how
we always introduced. Yeah, we're not sexual, but you know
we're in business together. We check him check. I wonder
why he's here. Hold on a second, d all right,
I'm just intercomming in the other room. Isn't he in
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charge of expanding the kingdom? Uh? There is no kingdom.
Well that's because he hasn't expanded it yet. It's a fidom.
This is the world's worst and most boring podcast. Yesterday
I was talking to Gandhi Now when she got together
with her family. This happens to me too. You've run
into those family members you haven't seen in many years,
and they go, still, you're still doing that radio thing. Yeah,
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so have you? Yeah, they think it's permanent, I mean temporary.
It's like a phase. Well, I think they don't even
really know what I do, because I got the question,
are you still pursuing journalism? Let's talk about this on
the on the Big Show tomorrow. It's a very good
point of a question I still get. Yeah, why is
David Cat here today? David? What question do you get? Daniel?
Are you going to try for a girl? David Cats?
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We only have a few seconds. Why are you here today?
We have a meeting? We have a meeting? Yes, am
I in a meeting? Well, why is my business partner
here having a meeting without? Are you trying to oust
me from the circle? Trying to add to our TV
repertoire As you know if you go to Elvis TV
casting dot com, we're now looking for families that are
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in the home improvement and flipping business. That's correct. The
right now we have two potential pilots on order, which
if that happens, it's going to be a great thing
for us and for the audience for this topic or
a different time for the two of the previous topics. Oh,
I feel the kingdom expanded. It is my waistline. All right, Well,
David cats here. Yeah, you know, that's what I love
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about this podcast. It gives you a little behind the
scenes peak at the bullshit that we do every day.
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