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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Represents Show. Elvis was really mad at me this morning.
I know because my round the room was my big
rubber chicken. Explain to people, what is so I have this?
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You know those you know checo the chicken. You should
follow them on social Cheeko the chicken. Uh, they sell
them at party City. They have all kinds of different
like colors, you know, pink and rubber chickens. Yeah, the
rubber chickens come in different sizes and the chicken, it's
specific expression on all of them that I've ever seen
is two bulging eyes popping out of its head with
its beak perched open. It looks like a sex doll.
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It does look like it does look like a sex doll.
But anyway, I have lots of fun around here with
the rubber chickens, Like I have a medium sized one
that I had a mini one that um our friend
Dr Cathy sent and then she said that she's saw me.
I posted a video of myself with this big huge
jumbo gets it's huge, and so she sent it to me.
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So I figured in my around the room today I
would use it. But it doesn't stop like it's one big,
continuous goal. It's it's it's how big is this thing? Ex? Three,
it's a black chicken like a rooster. It does well. Now,
look it's a rooster because it's got a comb, the
red thing on its head. It's a rooster. You want
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to hear him. Listen to how okay she's pressing on
its chest? Bad? Listen how long this goes? Okay, you
have to explain what you did. All I did, hold on,
he's still going. All I did was squeezes stomach. So
what's happening is as it sucks the air back in
to refill, like squeezing a soda bottle, the air is
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making that sound. And I think, because it's such a
big chicken, it takes so much longer to the most.
That is the is the annoying thing I think I've
ever heard. Just do it like this, that's not as annoying.
But what are you going to do with that? Danielle? Okay,
so are you kidding? I'm taking this all with me?
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Please do now. He sounds like he's dying. I would
say I would say that chicken right there would cause
vegetarians to eat chicken again. Elvis so I brought it
in from my round the room and Elvis I thought
he was gonna kill me this. You know why because
it was six o'clock in the morning and it's a
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good weight. It wasn't it wasn't eight thirty. It was
six o'clock. China Danielle, Okay, yes, they told me that
it's okay. Can I save everyone some time and effort?
Speaking of China, there's an internet scam going on today
on all social media. On the side of a lysol
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canister on wipes on the on the spray, can it
that you know k germs? And it lists the germs
it kills. One of the germs it says it kills
is the coronavirus. That is not the one in the news.
There's several different right. In fact, it's the it's the
new VOUTE coronavirus meaning new there's a new coronavirus. So
people like it's a scam that we've known about this virus.
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China's lying. It's everything in life is not a controversy
and a conspiracy theory. It's nothing. It's a scam on
the internet. Stop falling forward, stop spreading it. Well, let's
talk about that Are you guys really concerned about the coronavirus?
Are you even until today? Okay, well what was today
that made it different for you? So when um, they
went on the set of Mission Impossible too and they're
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like shutting down production when they don't even have the
virus on the set, but because of government precautions in Italy,
And I'm like, oh my gosh, so now it's in Italy.
So now now I'm starting to worry about it. I'm
starting I feel like it's going to become a pandemic
and I'm upset. I'm upset by what's going on and
seeing in the other countries what's happening. But but if
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I may, I don't know if I should say this.
I am not concerned. I know, I know, Okay, well,
well here's why, because this is a god because it's
an unpopular opinion. But but I really do feel so
I'm just going about my day. I'm not I'm not
thinking about it. I don't think about wearing a mask.
I don't even feel like traveling overseas that I'm unsafe.
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I for some reason, not that i feel like I'm
immune to it. I just am not concerned to the
level that a lot of others are. For instance, my girlfriend,
she works at a company where they have now demanded
that everybody who has traveled to China, Asia, anywhere in Asia,
even Japan um has to self quarantine for fourteen days
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when they came back. They're like, if you just came
back from a trip overseas, you stay home for fourteen days,
no problem, don't worry about you have to. So now
that got me thinking, I'll go to Asia. Well, right,
that got well that company, Andrew went to Asia, he
was in Japan, he went to Tokyo and visit. It's
a place in Kyoto. And so my girlfriend was like, dude,
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are you guys concerned that you're around Andrew? You know
he just got back. She was dead serious too. I said, why, well,
my my company is quarantining people. Shouldn't you guys quarantine
Andrew and make him stay home for fourteen days? Um?
So she her level of concern is like an eight nine.
Mine is a two. Yeah, Well, you're also a person
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that never gets six s. Gary, So I think you
could be in the ward where they're treating coronavirus patients,
and that I don't want people listening to this to
think that, I don't. I don't think people think that
for some reason, it's not on my radar. I mean,
I've seen the stories. I'm hearing you a lout of clear.
But in the grand scheme of things at the this
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podcast was recorded on February, it's not a pandemic, and
it's not and it's a low percentage, and the people
that are dying, unfortunately have compromised immune. The problem is
is like a froggy or innate, it would not be
good for them to get right. Yeah, yeah, And even
I think at this point in my recovery, I think
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I'm past the point of probably getting something like you'll
be fine. I looked it up, You're fine. Thanks. And
also I'm not looking to downplay it. But people are saying,
as the expression goes, the mortality rate is less than
the flu. Right, So although it's spreading quickly and the
sign and and and people are getting it thankfully at
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this moment. And look, no one wants to be the
two percent that's dying, but it's two percent. It's not
like people are dying so it's terrible. I'm not, you know,
but I'm it's not as bad as we may think so,
don't get media hype. Yeah, I hate to say that.
I was talking to media some friends over the weekend,
and I really think that I don't. I don't think
we are part of the problem, but media in general,
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we are not part of the problem. To a dope
be morning show, yeah, we do a dope morning show.
We're not doing hard here. This is going to kill you.
We'll tell you what it is in five minutes. We're
not doing that. We're very very safe, very very low risk.
Now should I travel to Europe and Asia? You know,
we're actually chipping in for a trip for you. What
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I mean, is that a problem? I'm fearless. I'm not
going to woo, but I don't think I'm allowed. It
really is kind of scary though. Like some friends are
in a text chain and we're sending back things that
we find on the internet. And there was this video
that I saw and it was a roadblock where there's
people in cars. Did you see it, Danielle, And they
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were pulling the people out of the cars and swabbing
them and then you know, if if they came up positive,
they would pull them aside. It turns out that that
was just a drill from like eight months ago, before
the coronavirus scene became a thing. They were running through
a practice of what to do if there is a
disease that they're trying to quarantine. But people are like,
oh my god, this is what's happening now. So it's
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it's the media, and it's it's all of these things,
all these it's social media too, it's all types of media.
I will say that the the Center for Disease Control
and the Pandemic Division of our government was cut two
billion dollars two years ago, just saying the timing may
have been they have been poor, but the organization of
our government that would handle this was defunded. Let's say
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it's not coronavirus, but it's something else. I mean there
are the plague, the result of bad sanitation, the spread
like you know you're dead. Yeah, yeah, that I would worry.
I think. I think the thing to learn from this
is I don't think we're going to be affected. I
don't think any of us are going to come down
with it or get sick. And I think it'll hate
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to say it is blow over at some point, but
I think there's something to learn from it. I think,
are you prepared? Now? How do you prepare? They say
the masks don't even work. It depends on the mask.
You have to get the great a medical masks, like
you can't get the ones a little bit. You have
to change every fifteen minutes or something. Fifteen minutes. I
was reading about something, you know, they get the virus
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at this point walking. You know what scared me when
one lady was on the news and she's just like,
so they took them off a ship or whatever, they
took him over, and she's like, I didn't even know
I had it because I got swabbed and I'm positive
because I've got no symptoms. And that made me go, huh, well,
do you remember the Zeker virus. The Zeker virus was
just two years ago, three years ago that mosquitoes, right, Yeah,
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and a lot of people didn't even know they had it,
a lot of guys for things. So you can carry
it and you might have something. You might have it
right now. Scary, you don't even know what something has
also said, there's a two weekend you sweating. But yeah,
there's some viruses where you can be a carrier. You
just never display any of the symptoms. And you never
have an outbreak of any sort of illness, you know,
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you just carry it. I hear that squeezing that chicken
is the cure. Daniel, Oh my god, you know what
scared the hell out of me? Though? Do you rememb
where I am legend all right and waiting for this
to go Yeah, will Smith and cover its mouth. It
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doesn't work. I was saying, is that what you do
to your victims? Victims? I'm the on the three guys
in this room, I'm the only one without a reputation
of killing people. Just Scary doesn't murder them, he just abducts. Right.
When when did that start? Somebody said, I remember when
I came here. We were talking about you and your van,
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my my candy van. Yeah. Sometimes girls have themselves at
the end of the date to get out the imaginary.
Yeah I have. I have a candy van the way
Nate has kills girls and has so yes that you
have a van. Stop it go back to I am legend.
That movie scared that hell. You were saying Nate before
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we were rudely interrupted that being chicken. No, I am legend.
That movie scared the hell out of me because it
was based on the premise that this and then finds
a cure for cancer, and then it turns out to
not be a cure for cancer and turns people into zombies.
And I feel like that's something that could potentially happen, right,
find a cure for something and it turns out to
be cures from In fact, there's a lab in Boston
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that that allegedly may have a vaccine for the coronavirus.
The current allegedly may, right, but because it's America, it'll
take three months of testing before they approve it, which
is a good thing. Okay, if somebody came in the
door right now, Brodie and said, hey, I've got this vaccine.
It's not proven, not doing it, but do you want
to try it? Now? If I had coronavirus and I
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was dying and they said this could cure you, then
I would do it. But some listen, we have a
friend who used to buy drugs out of a trunk
of a car. I'm not doing that. Okay, do you
listen to this podcast? Seventeen times we talked about it.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I like how scared But it's great, Tea.
I thought you when I said front, you'll go yep,
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Greg Tea, I forgot. We'll land it to the list
of what he does. No, but he was jogging one
day and some guys like, stay, what was a long
time ago? Yeah, the guy's got a van that. I think.
You're right. If I was dying of it, then you
try anything, right. But if someone's like, oh, I have
a cure for something, I'm like, who are you? I'm
the guy on the s scene on TV. Guy, I
like not buying that from the sham Wow guy. He's
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got a cue for cancer? Didn't he beat up a hooker?
Is that the one that beat up a hooker? One
of the first cham Wow guy did? Yeah, Mikey or
whatever his name was. No, that's the no, that's the
Billy Mays. Billy Mays died. He banged on the same
day that Michael Jackson. That no, that was that was no,
no, no no, no, no, that was fair Foster, who died
when Michael Jackson and Billy May. I believe he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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how much you want to put on it now? The
flexile guy reminds me of Billy Billy Mays. I know
he died when someone else died, but you know what
I think he banged his head but then didn't die
for a couple of days. Is that what it was?
I thought this was an Ollie Mays died on June nine.
I know it was in the summer time. No, it
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was three days later. You're right, I know, my stupid shit.
He banged his head. Maybe he's like Michael Jackson's dead.
He banged his head on the pore. He banged his
head on a plane. Toxicology showed a lot of pain killers.
Originally they said he banged his head and he was
taking pain killers. Boy, this podcast really went all over
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the place. It's exciting and fun. Do you want me
to bring out my chicken again? No? No, Danielle, that
really did cover its mouth. We have a minute, We
have a minute left. Do you think you could get
get a minute out of that chicken? Yeah? Do you
want me to pop? Would do that to? People? Have
nothing left to say? Do you guys have anything left
to say? For a minute? The chicken? Really? That's what
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you think of the coronavirus? Did I did? I? Did
I complain about chart? The CEO is on the podcast
or in the room, in the room I have I have? Okay,
I haven't got to I'm gonna do this on The
Brooken Boys this week. Also, I have episode one seventeen.
I have got to be able to donate to a
charity without someone on social media telling me that the
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CEO of that charity makes three million dollars. First of all,
that's an internet scam. That it's the same story to
every charity. You know, you and a SEF you know,
American society, you know. And right now there's people going, no,
no, no no, it's real. Okay, not every ceo makes three million,
but if they do, it's because they run a company. Right,
So I'm still going to give to the charity because
they do good work. But if you're if you're in
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a position of importance, well you're in charge of a
global company or a national company, you deserve to get paid.
It doesn't make it a bad charity and podcast. Yeah,
but but not recently. I got it again. I gave
to Goodwill. Oh don't give the good Will to make
stream like, No, they don't, I don't care. They empty
by garage for me. Thank you. Fifteen minute Morning s
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