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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show? Alright,
out of the shoot. We have rules for today's podcast.
Oh I love rules podcasts. This rule, yeah, we do.
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In contrast yesterday's podcast podcast, we have to have a
whole different type of podcast. Yesterday's podcast was so foul,
it was so filthy, it was just so uncomfortable and
cringe worthy. Today we have to have the opposite. Let's
try it. Let's just see if we can test ourselves
and just do a fifteen minute podcast where it can
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be listened out loud in front of kids and coworkers. What.
I think it's gonna be easy because the biggest defender
is not here. Okay, daniel no talking, no, no, no, no,
she can be pretty offensive, we all can. You're talking
about Dave Brody. Yes, that's obvious. Here's the wild card.
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Danielle is out of the room. She's gonna walk in.
She could just drop the F bomb or say something
crazy right off the bat without no, we will. We
will let her know it as soon as she walks in. Okay,
you know, Elvis, we've been doing this podcast for very
long and I have to upload these podcasts every day,
and it's the first time I really clicked the not
Safe for work checkmark on the box because I felt
awkward from yesterday, from yesterday's Do you agree? Do you? Danielle? Danielle,
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we have rules you need to know before you say
one more work Yesterday's Can you hear me? Yes, I
can hear you. Yesterday's podcast was so crass and dirty
and foul. The rule today, No boy might have been,
but we need to test ourselves and make sure we
can do a fifteen minute morning show podcast today that
can be played in front of children and coworkers. No,
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you're not. Come on, I have enough children stuff at home.
Do you wanna tell her what you said about her?
She was in the room. Oh, he said, the biggest
defender is not in the room. And I jokingly said, Danielle,
did I really say bad stuff? And no? No, No,
to be fair, we all say bad stuff, but no day.
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Brodie's like like, yeah, it was pretty pretty vile yesterday.
You know he's at home right now listening to this,
yelling at his phone like, hey, hey, maybe he'll get
the lesson. We can't. We can't talk about that kind
of stuff on a regular basis. The reason I'm bringing
it up is No, I'm not trying to impress anyone
with the fact that, you know, we can be clean.
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I think we should prove to ourselves that we have
that we have the the discipline to do fifteen minutes
without being, you know, fucking dirty. What are you doing
for four hours every day? Do I think that's right?
See I just broke my own rule. Yeah, well, okay,
maybe we'll do it tomorrow. What do you wanna talk about? Well,
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I was looking at don't know if anybody's interested in
this or not, but I was looking at the Elvis
Duran show post and they if you asked us anything
part there were some pretty interesting questions. Do we post
another one of those questions? No, this was from yesterday. Okay,
you could ask us whatever you wanted, Like people want
to know why is Nate called a murderer? You know
things like that. I think we should tell the story.
I mean, you do know the story, right, Gandhi, I
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do know the story because Danielle was here. She heard it,
and Garrett and scary that you guys, you guys, and
then whoever that texter was threw me under the bus. Okay,
so you remember how this conversation went. We started talking
about the girl that I went on a date with,
and I gave her my jacket. It was called outside
of it was cold, Yeah, sear sucker jacket. So I
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gave it to her. We were waiting for a cab.
She got into the cab, never saw her again with
my jacket. So that break ended. We go to commercial
and everyone's like, oh my god, Nate, that sucks. That
girl is such a bit. You know, you're better off
without or forget the jacket, you move on. Somebody in
that commercial break right before we went back on the
air said well, maybe Nate murdered her and said she
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stole his jacket as it was probably David, No, no,
it was a listener. It was a very clever listener.
So he came back from breaking I read it, and
then it turned into that maybe he could be a murderer.
It's no ball, and then everybody's from that believes that
I'm a murderer to this day. Could be you're innocent
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until proven guilty, but I'm not. In today's world, you
are guilty from the get go into exactly the only
thing I can have a joke about it because if
you take it seriously. Then everybody thinks you're a murderer.
Well then didn't we ask you, hey, can you get
her to at least reach out to us. We know
she's okay, and you never did well, she's not responding,
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but she sent you back the jacket she did months later. Yeah,
but that was it. That could have been shipped from
the corners, or maybe I sent it myself. I don't
think it was the crappiest date. She really didn't want
anything out on that day. I still don't know what
the hell happened. Maybe you weren't good. Maybe it should
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we go down a list of the people you've made
up with and we've had problems. Okay, can we transition
to the next time? They all complain, all of them,
all right, So what's another So now you know how
he's been accused of being a murderer because he murdered someone.
I'm about to murder you allegedly. We have to say allegedly. No, No,
I'm pretty sure he doesn't s Yes, we do. Okay,
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what's what's another listener question? Okay, Hello, I love you, Elvis.
What time do you guys wake up in the morning.
It depends on where we are. So what time, daniel
what time do you wake up in the um? Well,
the alarm goes off at three thirty and then you
snewze news news, news news, about time, it's usually by
four four? What about you? Gandhi? Um, I get up
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at about three between then. Yeah, you get it really early,
so you're probably the earliest riser. What about you, Garrett?
Depends on the day, but during a normal week when
I'm here, um about like three, Why I'm one of
the first ones in to get stuff done. Huh you do?
I mean you do have a lot of sound to
listen to on online. I okay, you may be winning
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the prize. What time do you wake up? Scouting for
twenty every morning? That's my alarm? And what about I
live close, that's why, and I can't see everyone in
the room because I'm not doing We talked to Danielle Nate.
It goes off at four. Then I snooze twice, so
I'm out of bed at four eighteen. Why is this
snooze alarm nine minutes? I've never understood that. Okay, here's mine.
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My initial alarm is at four five that I usually
said it for five fifteen. That's awesome. But when I'm
out here in Santa Fe, I had I set the
alarm for two thirty, so it's kind of weird, you
know what I'm doing. So I'm out in Santa Fe
all this week. We're not really talking about it on
the show. This is like a bonus you get for
listening to the podcast. Hey, when I'm out here this week,
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I'm out here just alone with Max until Alex gets
here this weekend. I'm living on New York time, so
I'll go to bed at eight Santa Fe time, so
I means I'm going to bed at ten o'clock New
York times, So I'm feeling I'm actually feeling rested this
week because I don't have anyone here to keep me
up late. So yeah, so this is the trick. So
I'm up at two thirty here, which is four thirty
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New York time, which is earlier than I usually get up. Okay, question,
I have a question that I saw yesterday on the
who has the longest commute and the shortest community? I
know who has the shortest? I might have a longer ran,
I think Scott does. How long is your mine? Is
minutes depending on how many miles Oh, I don't even know.
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Mine's around an hour in New York City. Have to
go by time, you don't go by miles. Okay, but
doesn't Scotty be live far far away? He lists in
Long Island. So yeah, about my commune is eleven minutes
from what I walk out when I walk in now,
when when I'm living in, when I'm in the city,
my community is five minutes here in Santa Fe. My
commute is fifteen seconds. Is the greatest thing. That's if
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I get out of bed and walk quickly. Scotty b
is about forty five minutes to an hour, he is it. Okay,
So I guess, Nate, you win that one an hour.
I trust me. I wish it wasn't that long. You
don't have traffic. There's no traffic for you, really know.
It depends because a lot of times they're doing they're
finishing up construction at that time of the morning. So
whatever they're working on, they're clearing the trucks and the
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lanes and it's a cones. Yeah. Well, this is a
boring podcast question. Okay. Of all the events that you
guys have attended, which has been the most fun that's interesting?
Oh yeah, that's not an event. We're talking about like
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work events. That wasn't work, well nothing, that morning show,
that the show, the last show we did before your
wedding was an event here at the house. Well, you know,
one of the one of the best trips we ever
went on, because you know, we do the party planes
with the listeners sometimes. While we were with Rihanna in St.
Lucia time, remember, and one of the account executives at
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the time got naked in front of her, and every
time she sees him, she just remembers that. She always rose,
that she was she was that his name was Bob.
Remember Bob. He was funny. He he made me laugh
so hard on the cool Yeah, and she had just
done pond replay that was just came out, remember early days.
I think it's safe to say that, you know, how
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can you really point out one great event. We go
to so many fun events, you know, I think all
the time how fortunate we all are to do all
of these like once in a lifetime things. So many
times I just think like, I'm so much luckier than
I ever should be. But it's great. Yeah, I had
a really a lot of fun at the wine and
Food festival that we all went to. Um. It was
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just a ton of listeners. The food was amazing and
everyone was so nice. Great, I got one chicken wing.
When you're a right, give us another question. If you
had a theme song to describe yourselves, what would it be?
And why? Clan clin clang with the troll because I'm
going okay, which is a talent that you wish you had?
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Oh wait, okay? Other theme songs Nate, Golden Girls, thank
You for Being? How does that describe you? Because I
like that song. It just always puts me in a
good mood. How can you not be in a bad
mood when you hear I would have learned how to
play the piano, but only that song. Oh my god.
I would go with the Jeopardy theme song. I feel
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like it's just constantly playing in the back of my
head when I think about things. You're always writing down
the answer the question what about you? Garrett? I'll go
to the theme song for Boy Meets World? Okay, I
don't know if I okay, what is it? I'm not
gonna sing it like I can't sing you word by world? Okay,
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I get it. If you cannot perform your own themes.
I did it. It's my I can't even think of one.
I don't even I wouldn't even know Mr Music himself.
Come on, boys, fight for your right to party. Danielle,
do you have one? I would pick any Disney Princess
song that's a whole world anything. I like that question.
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That's a good one. Okay, So the next one, then,
what is the talent that you wish you had? Elvis
has mine? What's that? Blow jobs? I think that what?
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I don't even want to say it now, it's so
do I have? You can play the piano? Not that well,
I don't care. I'll tell you what talent I wish
I had. I wish I had a talent that each
and every one of you has. Then we can save money.
I would love to dance like the people on Dancing
with the Stars, like those professional dancers. Oh my gosh,
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they are so I can't They're so insane and it
amazes me. That's good. Yeah, there's so many talents I
wish I had. I wish that I was really We've
talked about this earlier today. I wish I could be
really great with chemistry, like it would be awesome to
be a chemist, and just know that you can learn
that stuff. You can go to chemistry. Go to chemistry.
I'll get you a periodic table of elements. Go to piano,
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lesson Nate, okay, I will go to a blow job,
lesson my money in the job, which means he's bad
at it. Then, Scary, I'd like to be able to
sing really well, yeah, let's judge you right now, do it.
They made me sing. You have to say, come on,
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think something. Scary can't even whistle? Oh yeah, that's yeah.
Whistle between my two teeth. He has the counterfeit whistle
like this. That's good. It's not very low. It's only
amplified because it's through a microphone. Let me hear your standing, Daniel, okay, okay,
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Garret Ken, you whistle? No, I spit? What about you?
Gandhi see but you're all personing your lips. That's how
you whistle. Hello. I'm doing it between my the crack
in my front teeth and my I don't have a
crack in my tile. The profile shot of Scary is
very press It's really funny. It looks like when you're
taking the photo on a questions all right, how about um?
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What should I do on my Norwegian cruise? Oh my
every everything? Try not go eat as much as I did.
Why just go, It's your vacation. Have fun. Don't listen
to those rules. Don't just don't listen to us. Just
go have fun. I'm going on the boat on it
on Sunday to go check out the bliss Um. Okay,
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how about this one, especially because he's not here, it
might be a good time to address does Brodie provide
real time joke writing? Because you will seem very clever
and quick in your funny responses. Well, to be honest,
we do have our own responses first and foremost. He
is there to add to that. Yes, we cannot give
him all the credit for the fun and and as
far as one person on the show is concerned, several
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people write him jokes. It's not always just Brodie, although
Brody does do the majority. Sometimes there are other people
that stand to the left and to the right. Belts
of our jokes come from us as individuals. That's right. Now,
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