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February 10, 2020 15 mins

We all try to convince Brody to eat something SIMPLE! Does he have a price? Find out?

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show. I just don't understand that about David Brody.
Why I don't understand by you're you're clever, you're quick,
you're smart, you're brilliant, you're all those words. You're thank you,

(00:25):
good night everybody, Yeah, thank you. But when it comes
to food, you're not very rational. Of course they am.
I can explain everything you want to know. Well, so
these collie what do they called me? Coliflower stalks, and
these butternuts squash crackers, they're crackers. They're like a snack
food came into the studio and I said that if

(00:46):
if Brody didn't know what they were, they were just
in a bowl, he would love them. But because they
say the words butternut, squash and califlower on the packaging,
he immediately rejects it without even tasting it. I don't
like cauliflower. Know what else they don't like? I don't
like things that try to substitute for the things I like.
I like a hamburger. I'm not gonna eat an impossible
burger because you know, burgers don't try to be vegetables.

(01:09):
Because burgers are better now now now aside from you,
if you're listening, you love animals. I get it. I'm
saying for me, I want the burger, I don't. I
want a French fry. I don't want to califlower french fries.
I like potato. You hate these things in theory. No, no no, no,
I don't like cauliflower. I would need a broccoli chip.
I don't like broccoli. I agree with him, though, to

(01:31):
a point, because I won't eat anything with mayonnaise, and
I don't give a care like creamy that looks like
mayonnaise other than sour cream. I love sour cream because
you only things that look like the things she doesn't.
I'm just saying, if I know that it could possibly
have mayonnaise in it, I will not have it because
I know mayonnaise is oil and egg. There's oil and

(01:52):
egg and everything you eat, don't. It's the consistency, all right.
But but I actually to agree with you over there?
How only are saying I agree with Brodie. The only
way I can shut it up your The only way
I can look normal is if you The only way
I can look normal is if you look worse. No,
you know what, screw you? People have to leave this

(02:13):
podcast going Brodies, all right, Dan, y'all's crazy anyways? Are delicious?
Thank you? As good as Dorito's. Actually like that? Actually
I like these a lot better than doritos. I would
say that is my pets. At the beginning of this,
my point was, that's why you should at least just
taste it. Are you telling me that better than potato chips?
Or why chips? Your favorite potato chips? Yes? Yeah, I

(02:36):
actually would say, yeah, Well, then I don't want to
take them from you and joy you have like an
infant when it comes to food, when it comes to relationships.
Let's put a price on it. How much? How much, Brodie?
How much to have one of those chips? Yeah? Would
you get to get paid to eat it? Carret's right,
let's do it. Hundred dollars realistically, realistic. We have always

(02:59):
gave the in turn a hundred dollars to eat bacon.
Is it worth five dollars? Five dollars. I'm not doing
it for five hundred dollars five dollar for one stock.
It's tiny. I'll give him ten bucks, ten dollars, tens
No eat you guys want to do five. That's not

(03:20):
not doing it. Not doing I have no interests. I
have no interests. No nobody wants to hear me on
the podcasts. How much to eat a spoon of mayo?
Thank you, thank you, but you don't have the aversion? Scary?
How much to get married? You don't have the aversion
to that? You don't have the aversion the way she
has an aversion to mayo? Thank you? You don't know that.

(03:42):
And if I said I had that aversion, then it's fine.
Pizza broccoli doesn't make you vomit? Please whatever, I'll go
twenty bucks right now. I don't need the money, but
I don't need twenty dollars enough to eat something I
don't enjoy. How do you know you don't enjoy when
you haven't tasted it. You've never seen someone on the
subway and go. I could have to be friends of
that person, no question. You do you look at people?

(04:04):
I see somebody in the studio right now. That's fine.
I'm adorable. I just don't like vegetable fried vegetable things.
I used to think you were adorable. Not even your
glasses make you adorable. Hold on, I would eat if
it was just squash, I would eat the squash. Ones
is there is it alternating butternut squash? Did they look
like they look like cheese? No? I like butternut sash. No,

(04:25):
I would never eat buttonnut squashed. Give me ten dollars.
I just don't like cauliflower. They have the shape and
it looks you can't two. Are the people in my
house eat cauliflower? They bake it. When I come home,
the house smells like death. It is the worst smelling
thing possible to cook. I can imagine broccoli cauliflowers bucks.

(04:51):
When you order broccoli from like the you do it
very well, Garret. If you're throwing thirty five dollars round,
these cheap basts have nothing. When you when you order
Chinese food and you have the broccoli, and even if
it crash, probably when you open your refrigerator, even if
the carton is closed, your refrigerator smellst totally dropped. I
love every every minute not doing it. No one's asking anymore.

(05:14):
We're done with I just turned down thirty five. Did
you get Garrett of me? Please say gandhil Chippin. She
has money. She hates you too. What happened? Wow? Hate
we're trying to pay Brody. I don't want the listeners
to think people hate me. I'm kidding, we don't hat.
You're trying to pay to try the things that take on.
Garrett's trying to back. I'm gonna vemo you, but I

(05:37):
don't want to pay him. It's good if he doesn't
want to try it, he's missing out. I tried to
take his side and say I get it because I
don't like the mayonnaise thing. He goes off, and then
he goes off on me. I'm done with her. She said, no, no,
I agree with her mayo. Then she said, I won't
even eat things that look like mayo. Okay, that's ridiculous.

(05:57):
You don't anything that's green. That's ridiculous. Yeah, that is ridiculous.
Than hold on, hold on you stand corrected. I cucumbers
without the skin. Thank you, Thank you, drops the mic.
We'll have him money. Don't eat one of these, thank you?
I eat won't he won't eat it. I can't believe

(06:18):
for money you won't do it. Thirty five bucks and
I'm going food shopping today and I'll get you a
case of diapepsi. No, it's close. No, two cases of
getting close to the fifty mark. I said, I've just
seen you pick up change in the streets, stopping traffic.
And this is only one Jeff, I don't have to
lick the coins. Do you really think he's going to

(06:39):
pay you a hundred dollars to eat this? No, which
is why I said a hundred, Like when Elvis says
he'll do an appearance for ten thousand dollars, he knows
no one's gonna pay somebody. Somebody did, that's right, ship,
So I'm calling your bluff on a hundred a lot

(06:59):
less than in thousand. Is that all we got? Are
you telling me scary? There's nothing that you won't eat, nothing,
nothing that you need. A cricket? Would you eat a
cricket when yes, a lot of chocolate covered? Would you
eat a scorpion not alive? If it's a delicacy, gandhi?
And if it's delicacy? And I went to Singapore and uh,

(07:22):
one of the delicacies are sting, right, and another one
and one of the other is kangaroo. And I tried, also,
I believe there were crickets and grasshoppers. I tried, I
ate kangaroo, and I had and I had kangaroo. You
heartless if I go to I'm going to come back skinny, okay,
stuff Nate. Would you eat bugs? I absolutely, I've eaten bugs.

(07:45):
We ate deep fried? Where was that in crickets? We
had crickets in Santa Fe. Yeah, I ate restaurant. I've
had whale the other day. That's a fish. I had horse,
and I had penguin's hold on and snap, penguin. Penguin.
It looks like a penguin. Puffins a bird, Yeah, kind

(08:07):
of like a penguin. Yeah, it's a flying bird. It
actually flies, all right. But he thought he ate a penguin. Chicken.
Would you eat I wouldn't need a don't get it.
Offer the ability to eat somewhere in the world you can.
Having stranded on Antarctic, I'm sure I would probably eat
a penguin. By the way, Antarctica sixty there this weekend.
We're in trouble. We are, we are in trouble. You

(08:30):
just gotta get over the name. Once you get over
the name, you can eat anything. Penguin. He had a kangaroo.
I mean that's do you remember that old wives tale
that McDonald's hamburgers were kangaroo meat? Remember that a long
time that was like, they're still like, well, these are
pretty delicious. It's kangaroomated. It's kangaroomated eyehop. Yeah, alright, thirty

(08:51):
five bucks, two cases of diet pepsi, and I'll wash
your car. I don't want my car washed. I like
that though. Backbro I got a question, what does anybody
get out of Brodie trying it? For the fact you're
trying it, but the fact they're trying it? Okay, now
he's not gonna do He's just so stubborn. Why are
you so like headstrong like that? You're just like when

(09:13):
I don't like something, why would I eat it if
I don't like it? You don't know if you don't
like it. I don't like califlower, but you don't know
that you don't like that little thing. I know a
lot of people who don't like cauliflower and they eat
cauliflower pizza and love it. I tried the cauliflower pizza
and it was terrible. Everyone's Collie power pizza. You're trying that.
I'm not talking about a client. I'm saying in general.
I hated it, not a client. It was trying to

(09:37):
be bread. Just give me bread, right, which is great.
For get four year old? Why because I don't like it?
At four year olds eat everything. You're four year old.
Everybody succumbs to the power persuasion, and except for you,
you just should we go on a list of things
you won't do. What do you you're standing on? What?

(09:58):
On principle? On? What do you stand? I don't like cauliflower. Okay,
it's not It's gotta be something that you people won't eat.
Daniell won't eat mayonnaise. I'll here's the thing. I might
not eat it, but I'll at least try it. You
know what I'm saying. I've tried pretty much everything. I
can't think of anything I haven't tried. I didn't eat well,

(10:18):
you ate it this thing. I would disagree with you.
I don't like kale, but I know that because I
tried the kale. Right. You know. So you've never looked
at food and go I know I won't like it smells.
I think within the realm of health and safety, I
think there's probably some things where I look at and
I go, this has got coronavirus all over it. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
So I'll look at it. You know, there's some places

(10:40):
in the city where they have the food hanging in
the window. I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna I don't
trust that duck. But but no, I've tried pretty much
everything I was in. I was in Iceland too, and
I tried whale. I thought the whale was good when
the horse was terrible. I will never eat horse again.
You tried whale. I tried whale. You were never supposed
to try it because of mercury. I think that goes
with any that you get out of the ocean. I think, no,

(11:01):
the bigger the fishes mercury has. Well, are you a
retrograde because when you're pregnant you have to lots of
fish because the mercury. Well, already five bucks. I'll wash
your car and I'll get you a new Mets practice

(11:24):
jersey from from the sporting but an authentic jersey or
like a cheap knuckle? Is this going to push Is
this going to jersey? Is going to push it over
the You get me the blue mass jersey, authentic. I'm
going to my name and number on it. I'm going
to you already have four of those. More than that

(11:44):
I need the blue one. Get him a Yankee jersey.
It's oh please it rather you cauliflower. Oh my gosh,
what if I try? I try? Guys, I tried. Now
you're open minded, very open. There's no work. What I
learned in this podcast? You ever a douche bag? I

(12:05):
love you. You always bring it back to that, don't you. Danielle,
I wonder why it took you so long to figure
it out, said he didn't it going? You? You kind
of right? Okay, so pause on brody nut eating stuff.
Why are you back on? I know you were leaving
early today. My ride was like, we gotta go, we
gotta go, we gotta go. So I'm like, okay, I
gotta because I gotta get home at a certain time.
If I take the train it takes longer. And then
I went down there. I was just standing and standing

(12:26):
and standing, and then she never came and I was like, listen,
if you're not coming, I'm going back up to do
the podcast because I'm hurry up and wait yeah on
the podcast. And then it's just the same person that
complains when I keep him waiting. Yes it is. She
tried to text me and say I'm in the car.
I said, no, you're not. I was just out there.
Nice try to try again. Standing down there talking to
a security guard, he was giving me the lowdown. Asked

(12:48):
me if will Smith was gonna be my lift driver.
I said no, it was weeks ago and it was
in Miami. But good effort. I can to finish the podcast.
Team player right there? Team player? She did? She no, Okay,
I don't know where she is. Choose in the car,
but in the car she was not because I was
just looking. Then, mom me the thirty five. Don't do it?

(13:19):
Hold on, I want to see Brody might have his
dumb principles about nad eating stuff, but he knows entertainment
when there's entertainments, when there's a minute and a half
to be filled on the podcast, let's see it. Yet,
what if you like you must chew here it is,
chew it and swallow it. You gotta swallowing an entire tube.

(13:42):
You're gonna enjoy it. I'm gonna tell you. I want
my contact go. Yes, look at come on? Bad tried?

(14:06):
Is it one of the tastes like? Is it good?
Come on? It tastes like French fries. It went bad?
It tastes like thirty five dollars. Alright, it's got a
diet pepsi after taste in a baseball jersey over tone.

(14:29):
The other start now, are you gonna call your lawyer? Now?
I am my lawyer. Have you not heard the Brooklyn
Boys podcast. It has a really really bad joke. I
really like. It's got a really bad after taste called
college flower stalks, and honestly they are delicious wash. Yes,

(14:51):
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