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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone represents show? I hate Valentine's Day? Can I just
say that you're an engaged man. I hate it. I
hated it before I was engaged. I hated it before
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I was in a relationship. I've hated it my entire too.
But it's a necessary No, it's not. I think you
need to buck the trend and do something to combat
as Valentine's you're you're a no man's land because you
gave a ring on what date? January January five, too
far away from Valentine's Day. You have to get her
another gift now you blew it. I don't mind giving
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a gift. I don't want to have to do dinner
and like the flower thing, I'm not going to give
you a gift on Valentine's Day. Previously nothing. I think
if you're really in love with someone, that stuff doesn't matter.
Like Valentine's is not really that important because you hopefully
express you love each other all the time. I'll speak
to yourself. You was saying about how you need to
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rise to a certain level unfortunately, and I do say
unfortunately because I think that you should show your love
and you know, the entire year, but on Valentine's. If
I don't make a proper plan for Valentine's Day where
I put some time and energy into thinking about dinner,
maybe sending some flowers to the office, or you know,
candy and a gift, I'm in the doghouse, so care
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for you. Why is it always up to the guy
that he has to plan everything for Valentine? What do
you get? She gets me a gift? Okay, exchange? Does
she plan the fancy dinner and I and the chocolate
and the gift and you get what? What'd you get
last year for Valentine's Day? I forgot a clothing she goes.
She likes to get me close. She gets me like
a nice pair of sneakers or something. Gundy brings up
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a really interesting point. Why is it on the guy
in a male female relationship to come up, come up
with the plans and arrange everything. I don't know, especially
because no offense fellas girls make better plans, agree. I'm
not going to argue that. Yeah, if they don't tell
you they make better plans. After you make the plans,
they're not happy with you that a February fifteen, you
shouldn't let me do because hung out with me. All Right,
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what did you do last research? Well, it's hard to
do because I'm you know, I'm doing that. You go
to a strip thing or a Victoria's Secret pageant to
two years ago. I tell them what you did to
dinner at a beautiful restaurant. First of all, I sent
flowers up that morning. Then we go to weight We
meet at after work because she was a work day
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because unfortunately during the week, that's the way it is.
We met at a beautiful restaurant. We had a wonderful dinner,
and then we went to the Victoria's Secret, uh, some
kind of party that they had going on on Valentine's Day,
and she wanted to go. We're both cool with it.
It was at the roof top of some hotel and
that was the rest of our night. But that was
an anomaly that doesn't happen every year. She wasn't cool
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with yet usually because you have brought my show after dinner. Okay,
you know what, I think you should do what randomly
just one day because you feel like you love her
if she did something nice and you're like, you know what,
I'm a very lucky guy. To have this robin in
my life, which you are. Maybe you just do all
the nice ship that day and that's it. What is
she doing for him? I've not heard that, Paul. Now
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you got him cooking and fire him and more, just
saying I think you'll get more points because he's always
talking about this point. So I'm in the doghouse or
he gets points. And I think you get a lot
of points if you just randomly celebrated her one day
instead of waiting for these landmarks where she expects it
and then it's like forced, you know she's gonna want it.
And and on Valentine's Day, I think somebody this morning
said something, was it Matthew Hussey or Elvis? That people
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put so much thought into effort, into thought and effort
into Valentine's Day and screw the other three sixty four
days out of the year. I mean, why do you
put so much thought and effort into that one day.
I think you should just pick a random I think
because the entire world is putting that effort in and
if if you don't, then maybe people start looking like
I think it's a show, a show for the office.
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I found out that I found out that well, flowers
are show for the office, like look at this display
coming in and then all the co workers get to
look and gawk the same way they have to. He
had a rise to the occasion to get Heather a
beautiful engagement rings because she shows it off, because if
it was paltry or like, unimpressive, she'd be ashamed to wear.
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How about the fact Nate's impressive. Isn't that the important part?
That Nate's impressive engagement rings? This makes me like dislike
certain women like it's it's ridiculous, And Nate your theory
before Scotty comes in. If he let's say every day,
let's say every day of the year, you're you're a
five to your girlfriend and a Valentine's Day or ten.
If he goes in and it's nice to his girlfriend
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a level eight every day, she's gonna want a fifteen
on Valentine's Day, She's not gonna go, oh, he's nice
to me a year. Why are you guys all dating
people that you don't just want to be nice too
randomly for no reason? Have you seen this room? And
how many and how many points has she earned? You're
talking about how you have to earn points. How many
points does Robin have? We were talking started talking about
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Valentine's Day and the need to impress. Then I said,
you have to make a showing for her office with
a nice flower arrangement, not more hold on. So then
I went on to say, well, the Nate need to
get an extra large, awesome, shiny engagement ring for Heather
because it's all about the ring and showing it off
to the office, not the love. And then I mentioned you,
but I forget. I've been married from was fourteen years.
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I don't have to do any of that anymore. What
about the ring? Why don't just want to know? I
do want to which Amy does not want flowers, She
doesn't want any of that stuff. She just wants like
me to clean the house or something like these. Then no,
that's why I got back. I'm talking about the ring though. Yeah,
oh the one that she didn't like and I had
exactly because that's where I was going with this whole time.
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I mean I've talked about it before. I mean the
ring that we originally got. Apparently she was never a
big fan of and wore a fake one for like
ten years. You didn't, No, I did, and I was like,
I was very I was like, why it made me
upset that she didn't like her original ring, And so
ten years in for our anniversary, I finally went and
got her a bigger nugget because she couldn't show it
her friend. People love Amy, but that's very ugly. Like
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that whole thing is so ugly. I have so many
friends who are like, you better tell my boyfriend this
is the type of ring against me, because if he doesn't,
I'm not. I don't know. I don't think it was
the size. She just didn't like it. She didn't like
the way it looked on her finger. So we're not'm
saying she's a size queen. Were saying, you spent, you spent.
You spent a couple of paychecks worth of money, most likely,
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I hope with a discount, I'm sure, on a ring.
And you put your life on the line by handing
it to her, right, you dedicated your life to her,
and they shouldn't even be I don't like they should be.
Oh my god, this is the ring. It's like having
an ugly child. You still love the child kids ugly. No,
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it wasn't a piece of sh it. It just wasn't
lightly lighter. She she didn't really like it that much.
It made It's no different than like she wants to
reduce some rooms in the house. She's grown to hired
of them. But the wallpaper in the third bedroom is
not your your profession of love. No, But okay, it's
just a symbol, that's all. She's the one who has
to wear it every day, so it's genuinely ugly and hideous,
and she doesn't want to wear it every day. I
get that, but maybe it should be a discussion before,
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like what kind of ring do you like? Or you
gauge a little bit what she's into it. That was
my fault. I went with my mom and picked it out.
That's why she hates it. Your mother had influence on Okay.
So when I got the ring that I gave to Heather,
I got this this this diamond and this setting, and
I thought it looked pretty and I thought I was
doing what she would like. But in my head I
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also said, Okay, if she wants a bigger diamond, I'll
get it for her. I don't care, you know, it's
I want her to be happy with the thing. And
turns out she really liked the ring I did get.
So I did a good job. But I didn't feel
like I was going to be butt hurt if she
didn't like the ring that I got. But you don't
think she's sitting in her office right now like one's
falling over. I guarantee that's happening. But if if it shocked,
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if it sucks, she'd be embarrassed to show it to
you know, And there's also this is awful. Well. I
was also thinking, because you know, we had made jokes,
I'm like, I'm gonna get you a cubic zirconia, the
cheapest ring possible. So I was gonna get her just
like this cheap little cubic zirconia tiny ring, and proposed
that See, if she really loved me, she would have
killed you the moment you know, I had. I had
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a former girlfriend who said, if you ever proposed to me,
the ring has to be this amount of carrots and this,
And I was like, why she's out. Yeah, obviously you
didn't know. Here's the thing about when you put the
pictures up of the ring, it was a picture of
horror and the ring and you right, there's all three
of you. I think she shows the picture at work
and they're like, oh, you've got a good looking guy
and a ring. Right, if you're ugly, they're gonna look
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at the ring, right, but you're not ugly, So I
feel like the ring gets fine. Well I think that's
a compliment. Yeah, I think. I think the ring has
to go along with how good looking you are. Therefore
I bought a much bigger ring, so I got given
her a piece of string. Is basically not that hot
and Nate relaxed. You're an eight and a half, not
in the half. Garrett doesn't even need a ring. He'll
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do you now, I will. But I think if people
look at the ring and your girlfriend and you and
they go, oh, good looking guy, but the ring's not
big enough, then FM his friends what godd Growing up
it was there because there's always that idea of women
have that dream of like, oh I want my ring
to look like this, or I want my wedding to
be like this. Did you ever have that idea growing up?
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If if I ever get married, I want This're talking
to the wrong one that thought about getting married or
thought about a ring. Besides the fact that I don't
want to ring because I would lose it if you
were to diamonds. I'm not into that kind of stuff.
I'd rather, honestly, if someone wants to show you commitment,
let me put like a microchip in you, or let
me get you get a tattoo of me. That's actual commitment,
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ring whatever. Alright, well the tattoo it is? Would Brandon
do that? Oh? Yeah, well he's got a room. I
don't know where he's doing. Where is Brandon gonna put
your face? Se it's everywhere. He has a little bit
of space right by his heart. He showed me where
it was. That's when he hasn't removed. Scotty always says,
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my boyfriend is a dirty pothead because he has two
many tattoos. Would you stop it? What is wrong with you?
Nothing's wrong? I joked and said that one time. Just
shut up. It is funny. It is funny when people remember,
you know, the little tiny insults that they might say haphazardly.
Then all of a sudden you remember, however long ago,
and he obviously didn't mean no. I don't like it
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just makes me think of like convicts, you know, covered
in tattoos. They never done time. Woman, he's been arrested.
He hasn't time, hasn't one. No, he hasn't done time.
He has been a lot of Brody's been arrested for
ch makes it feel better, okay, yeah, yeah, jump bail.
No tattoos. I do not have any tattoos. That's why
I got out there. Have you nervous? Were you in
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with other like General Pott? I was in if I
remember correctly, with like a drunk guy with a beard,
like an old drunken guy. Know, it wasn't like prison.
It was a jail cell at the police station. He's
in Hawaii too. It's not like prison, let's be honest. Yeah,
but it was still. It wasn't like we had it was.
They weren't like the start, and they put lays around
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me if every day it was it was a holding
cell I had to take. I did take the shots
with the numbers and everything before digital, so they're gone.
But yeah, I know you guys know the story. Listen
to Boo podcast. He'll here again. Plugs no listen all
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it has to be out there, so not the only copy.
So I tell the story real quick. I was with
my my best friend Rob. You guys have met him,
some of you have been he's been on the show,
always coming to events, and so they took the bunk
shots of me with the instant camera the right, and
the pictures came out. I went back in the cell.
About ten minutes later, the officer comes back and he
says the pictures didn't come out with I take him again.
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So I go back and I take him again. I
don't know anything. I'm I was like twenty one at
the time, maybe, And so we had to get on
a plane to fly back from Maui to the Big
Island because you were island hopping. So we're on the plane.
My friend robs us to me, so U so, how
are the mug shots? That must have been scary ago, Yeah, terrible.
It was frightening. I turned to the right, you know,
like my father was a police officer, so I'm like
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really kind of like a straight arrow when it comes
to the law. And he said, I heard you. I'd
take him twice. How did you know he's as well? Uh?
I asked the cop if he could take him again
if I get a copy. So he shows me the
mug shots on the plane. He goause, I got the sucker,
all right, we gotta find this friend this was a
long time ago, and he legitimately lost them because he
would he would have posted him a long time ago.
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He legitimately lost him when he moved houses. Information act.
I mean, do you think that still exists? I could
tell you it was my face, but younger, with a
terrified look on my face, cry because I knew. I
knew i'd hit a state bridge with the rental car.
I had known that I didn't really commit a crime.
I wasn't going to jail. I was nervous that my
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dad would be mad because here I am on my
first big trip as a twenty one year old away
renting cars on my own, and now I'm arrested. And
I come from a family where you don't do that. Way.
You rented a car, you got to pay more. Before
was a while ago, and yes there were cars I
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had to crack. It doesn't matter what I paid for
the rental. It's just that I hit a state bridge
on the road to Hannah, and there's a hundred bridges
every like quarter mile, so they didn't know which bridge
I had, so they had to put me in the
holding cell until I checked every stone bridge on this
four hour road to make sure they'd damage the road
to me. Wants to see if Brody stayed like the
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night and they served him food and they put some
something green on his food, did you complain about it? Yeah,
would be throwing it back at the Alright, I want
to see the manager, manager supervisor ice with soda and
he complains about the ice. Said right. They kept calling
me Karen. I don't know why. God, I would have
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loved to be there and sorry, kind of crazy. The
two people in this room that have been in jail
are you and me. You never would have thought the
Brooklyn boys super crazy and prizing society. You've never been
in jail. No, never beat somebody out. That's right. Scott
has done some things could have gone well. I was
almost arrested for orchestrating a scavenger hunt in high school.
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Lots of illegal items on the list. We were never
heard this one. You never heard this one. I don't
know if I want to get into this year. Let's
get to this in another man hole covers. Oh my god,
that's like a federal crime. Looking back at the list now,
like I cannot believe that people took a young child.
You're a bad guy. You're a bad guy, also a mayor.
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I was the mastermind. That was the last time that
term was thank you, fifteen minute morning show off