February 5, 2020 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present Morning Show. I can tell you my mom would
be so nervous. What about you scary? Would your mom
be nervous sitting in here? I was just gonna ask
you if we're going to have to be on our
best behavior now that Danielle's mom is about to enter
(00:24):
the ye. First of all, she went to the bathroom
just now. She goes, Danny, I've got a bonnie. First.
She's just like ya. Right before we start something, daniel
always goes, I'll be right back. I just have to
do the exactly like you and your mom looks so similar.
It's just like there's a somebody put a filter on
one of you. Can you believe that my mom is
(00:45):
in her seventies and her skin looks like she's in
her seven Yeah, No, she's a very attractive older woman. No, seriously,
she's You would not know that she's her right now, Jane,
you look like sisters. We look like you do look
like sisters. Do you think JLOI looked that good twenty years.
Jo already looks at me. Come on, so I'm saying
(01:05):
when Jo seventy, yes, yeah, j Loo looks yeah, Okay,
so you just mentioning about Danielle's mom and yes about
scary his mom. So whose mom here in the room
would be comfortable sitting in here? My mom mom? Yeah,
Danielle's mom is pretty comfortable. Gandhie's mom definitely not. Oh,
I would make her uncomfortable. Left, you can't be in here.
(01:27):
My mom would hate it, Garrett, I don't know. My
mom says like PPDP, you know, she says words like that.
I think my mom would actually be okay with it.
She's pretty outgoing. I just I wouldn't be okay with
it because we don't have that relationship that like white
people have with their parents. I'll talk about sex. You
know exactly what I'm talking about. Why did you just
(01:49):
lump all white people together? Because it is the thing explained.
I don't have that same relationship as other people do
with their parents. I'm kind of like it. It's very so.
The way I learned about sex is remember that book
The Joy of Sex. It had I mean, they looked
like cave people in drawings, and it showed different positions.
(02:09):
They were all harry, very hairy, and it was from
the seventies and my parents I don't know if they
lifted out on purpose for me to discover, but that's
how I learned about sex. And I was horrified because
there was a harry. The woman was so hairy in
every part of original arm that was supposed to make
you not want Yeah, I think that. Do you remember
(02:31):
that The chapter about it said don't shave anything. I
think I'm scarred from that. But it was said that. Yeah,
it said that it's a turn on, and that the
natural pheromones and the seven called castlettes were supposed to
lick the body. Yeah, because they showed the woman licking
the guy's hairy chest and then he was and then
(02:54):
the same book he licks her under arms. Yes, Google,
it was. I remember because we used to make fun
of it. Was how do people procreating the seventies? Google Google?
I think it's called castle castletting something like. I once
accidentally saw the porn bush and I was scarred for life.
How did you accidentally see it? Because fell into it? No,
I was I was somehow, you know, down a rabbit hole,
(03:17):
and the next thing you know, I'm like, oh my god,
was the rabbit okay? With it? It was? But it
was build It was like control. It was like it
was like one continuous mound going all the way up
through the belly. Did yourself how the body is, but
there was no separation between top and bottom. It was
(03:37):
all one. Did you say you saw hair in the
rabbit hole? Just hair down there, and it was extending
upwards through the belly, through the belly air. Look up,
c A S S I can't walk? Was c A
S S O U l E t l et. There
you go. It's a French word. Anyway, my mom would
(04:00):
not be comfortable in here. He Well, you guys don't
remember when we went we went to England. We took
the show to England, and my mom and dad both
came to England with us and met us, and Elvis
invited them to all kinds of things we were at.
(04:20):
So we're sitting around telling the most embarrassing stories. So,
I mean, I can't even tell you what people came
up with. Can you imagine? You just imagine? No, this
room was terrifying. Yes, okay, So I'm thinking, Oh my gosh,
what the hell is my mom thinking right now? With
my daddy? Must be mortified? What's she thinking? Oh my gosh,
how am I going to top that story. That's what
(04:41):
she did. Topic she because she may now we didn't.
You may do anything, daddy, God rest her soul. Made
out with your best friend's wife, right, Yes, he did know.
He was in the bathroom. Are she had she was
throwing up? No? No, no, they kissed each while she
(05:04):
was puking. They still always have something for each of
those two. Say. When I talked to his ex wife,
he says that, oh, yeah, your dad and my wife
ex wife, we're always kissing. I'm like, what, my dad
always kissing? It was just the crazy seventies sixties, the
swinging sixties, sixties so awesome. Yeah, there were no diseases,
(05:29):
you didn't have to rurry, and there was no jealousy.
We were off pretty close. Late sixties. Have you not
seen sixties movies? He tell you the same thing. Oh
my god, I can't picture her that way. Not my parents.
She grew up in India. They don't do those things.
You have to get married when you smile at someone. No,
(05:53):
games like the Chew Chew game. Were you guys running
a train? No? But what my dad's what's his name is? Pete?
And Pete? My mom and my dad and Pete tex
wife were very close. They were like always together and
Pete recently has been telling me about all these crazy
games that they used. You know, they weren't always together.
(06:15):
We were always together as a group. That's always was
a group like that. What's the chu Chu game? I
don't even remember it. It was when someone would grab
someone and they put their arms from then they go
around them, going to choch ch ch chu, and then
at the end, before they went into this other room,
they kissed each other. But when the last person then
everybody's in the other room. But then when this person
(06:38):
hold on them writing down the rules, instead of getting kissed,
they get slapped. They get slapped. Where the summer was
like a game, it wasn't anything was gay. I think
I think we got the PG version right there too.
I don't know what's going on there, but trains I
(06:59):
used to hear about were very different. But we have
a game that we thought would be fun to play
with your mom because we have the nice questions, not
the mean one. We played butt Hurt yesterday with diamonds.
So this game is it asked you a bunch of
different questions and you have to choose a person in
the room who you think would fit the description the best.
Yesterday was a lot of pick the worst of whatever.
(07:21):
Today it's going to pick the best. So have the
people in the room. We have Nate, Elvis just walked in. Hi,
We're gonna play but hurt with Daniel's mom, Daniel Scary
Brodie Garrett, myself and Daniel's mom. What would you like
us to call you? Mom? Mom? So mom? In this room,
who do you think is the first person who would
(07:44):
help you bury a body? Hey, don't don't feed her lines, Okay,
Nate saying that you're you're going to bury the ball.
You're a good friend. I think we all have a
friend that if we called him at two in the
morning and said, hey, don't ask any questions, but bring
(08:06):
a garbage bag of shovel and never ever put my
friends into that position, I would know he's the guy.
Ivies true killer knows you do it by yourself. When
you bring somebody else into the crime scene, then you
have to kill them later kill them and it never
works out dying too. Next question, who in this room
do you think is the least emotional? She's looking around,
(08:32):
looking around, and mom, Mom, it's a radio podcast. Scary,
scary at the least emotional lot. I would agree that.
I agree you show emotions like once a year, not
filling anything on the inside. But we know because we
can abuse you to death and like you don't do anything,
(08:53):
you don't get up. That was the last time you
remember crying? Very even killed. I don't killed. I don't know.
I have said he is though, because there's a lot
of stuff that happens that I'm like, man, scary, so
patient and calm about it, and he just lets stuff go,
so it goes both ways. Scary is the guy that
when he gets piste, you know it's something to get
pissed about. Yeah, when he gets up sid, I go,
oh damn, we better get up about Yeah. Okay, not
(09:17):
a bad trait to have, right, you're not gonna cry.
You just blocked, all right? Mom? Who in this room
do you think would make the best president? Elvis? Don't you?
Don't you tack out on me? That's you aful. I
(09:37):
think Nate would be a great president. Come back and
buy him. Yeah, Michael Jake Cox would come back. You
can do anything now, all right. Who do you think
in this room is the most fun to be around?
Danielle's good. I agree, thank you. In this room, do
(09:59):
you think is the he's talked about behind their back? Oh,
look at it like i'd crop about all you me, Gandhi.
You think I've at least talked about that makes me
very happy. Okay, I think that's true. We talked. We
never ever talked behind you. No, no, no, no, no,
like talk negatively, right. I think that's that's okay. Well,
(10:19):
the rest of the people in the room, now I
just got paranoid. And she's my mom. Okay, who do
you think in this room is the sanest person. That's
a tough one. None sing exact for this one. Well,
she knows a lot. I think maybe there's no sanity
(10:41):
in this room. That is a miscalculation. I'm gonna talk
behind your back. I think Garrett. Garrett might be the
same as know. I'm emotionally instable right now. Okay, there's
there's two different things. Sanity and I have something. I
(11:02):
have most I'm saying, for the most part, I think
a big part of being sane is also admitting that
you are not in a good place at certain points.
People who never think that there's anything wrong you connected
with yourself very important. All right, Who in this room
besides Danielle would you want living in your house with
you looking around? He's looking around, Mom, it's a radio.
(11:24):
Probably scary. I'm not going to have any you know,
most shoutbursts really clean. But he would expect you to
make his bed, though, dot make his own bed. He
wants you to clean his underwear. That's not true. Okay.
Who in this room do you find to be the
(11:46):
most interesting someone you want to know more about. I
think Elvis. That's a good one. Yeah, I have to
agree with her. Yeah, I want to get to know
me better because I think I'm I'm more interesting that
I'm giving myself credit for give yourself credit. Well, he
does have a book. Where do I begin? Inaudible? Thank you?
(12:07):
All right, we're getting to the end here. Who do
you think in this room is the most open minded?
Mm hmm mc danielle? Do you think so I know you?
People like you know lightly? I don't really know you
that well, that's fair, that's a good answer. Okay, who
(12:27):
do you think? I think you're the most open minded? Yeah,
that's nice of you. I would have said you, m Yeah,
you're pretty open minded about stuff that I'm like, now,
I wouldn't do that, and then you said you should
give it a chance. Then I say, now, really, well,
I'm gooldn't racking up the awards telling you don't have
conviction against anything? You don't. You don't get upset about things.
(12:48):
If you hate something something that you shouldn't hate, that
you go Okay. I'm like, Okay, who in this room
beside Danielle would never double cross you? M I think
everybody now you're safe. The rest of us aren't, but you. Okay.
(13:13):
This is a pretty loyal room. I love that about
this show. Yeah, and the family. I never feel like
there's anyone trying to sabotage and do anything shifty. We've
all worked places you should we would have played, the
game would have been called gad he is fired and
(13:34):
the last one? Who in this room? Do you think
handles adversity the best? No, I don't know, I don't know.
Maybe yes, scary. Like I'm looking around this room right now,
and I think that this has been a year where
everybody has had a lot of adversity and everyone's handled
(13:56):
it for so it's hard to pick. Okay, we do
have a meeting. I was going to say, Nate, but
he handled this first stroke by having a second one.
That's how I got, That's how I read. Yeah, I
love strokes, the death stroke from Magic Trick Magic. Do
(14:19):
you think they're having that big meeting today to fire
us all in the same room we've gathered you all
together to have a ship of this kool. Well, if
we're not on the podcast tomorrow, we know what happened there.
One question from the bad pile we can ask Mama,
Mama as Okay, who in this room do you think
has the biggest ego? Oh? I didn't think you're going
(14:41):
to ask that. I thought Penis. I don't want to
answer that one. I know answer whose names on the
T shirt minute morning show. M
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
present Morning Show. I can tell you my mom would
be so nervous. What about you scary? Would your mom
be nervous sitting in here? I was just gonna ask
you if we're going to have to be on our
best behavior now that Danielle's mom is about to enter
(00:24):
the ye. First of all, she went to the bathroom
just now. She goes, Danny, I've got a bonnie. First.
She's just like ya. Right before we start something, daniel
always goes, I'll be right back. I just have to
do the exactly like you and your mom looks so similar.
It's just like there's a somebody put a filter on
one of you. Can you believe that my mom is
(00:45):
in her seventies and her skin looks like she's in
her seven Yeah, No, she's a very attractive older woman. No, seriously,
she's You would not know that she's her right now, Jane,
you look like sisters. We look like you do look
like sisters. Do you think JLOI looked that good twenty years.
Jo already looks at me. Come on, so I'm saying
(01:05):
when Jo seventy, yes, yeah, j Loo looks yeah, Okay,
so you just mentioning about Danielle's mom and yes about
scary his mom. So whose mom here in the room
would be comfortable sitting in here? My mom mom? Yeah,
Danielle's mom is pretty comfortable. Gandhie's mom definitely not. Oh,
I would make her uncomfortable. Left, you can't be in here.
(01:27):
My mom would hate it, Garrett, I don't know. My
mom says like PPDP, you know, she says words like that.
I think my mom would actually be okay with it.
She's pretty outgoing. I just I wouldn't be okay with
it because we don't have that relationship that like white
people have with their parents. I'll talk about sex. You
know exactly what I'm talking about. Why did you just
(01:49):
lump all white people together? Because it is the thing explained.
I don't have that same relationship as other people do
with their parents. I'm kind of like it. It's very so.
The way I learned about sex is remember that book
The Joy of Sex. It had I mean, they looked
like cave people in drawings, and it showed different positions.
(02:09):
They were all harry, very hairy, and it was from
the seventies and my parents I don't know if they
lifted out on purpose for me to discover, but that's
how I learned about sex. And I was horrified because
there was a harry. The woman was so hairy in
every part of original arm that was supposed to make
you not want Yeah, I think that. Do you remember
(02:31):
that The chapter about it said don't shave anything. I
think I'm scarred from that. But it was said that. Yeah,
it said that it's a turn on, and that the
natural pheromones and the seven called castlettes were supposed to
lick the body. Yeah, because they showed the woman licking
the guy's hairy chest and then he was and then
(02:54):
the same book he licks her under arms. Yes, Google,
it was. I remember because we used to make fun
of it. Was how do people procreating the seventies? Google Google?
I think it's called castle castletting something like. I once
accidentally saw the porn bush and I was scarred for life.
How did you accidentally see it? Because fell into it? No,
I was I was somehow, you know, down a rabbit hole,
(03:17):
and the next thing you know, I'm like, oh my god,
was the rabbit okay? With it? It was? But it
was build It was like control. It was like it
was like one continuous mound going all the way up
through the belly. Did yourself how the body is, but
there was no separation between top and bottom. It was
(03:37):
all one. Did you say you saw hair in the
rabbit hole? Just hair down there, and it was extending
upwards through the belly, through the belly air. Look up,
c A S S I can't walk? Was c A
S S O U l E t l et. There
you go. It's a French word. Anyway, my mom would
(04:00):
not be comfortable in here. He Well, you guys don't
remember when we went we went to England. We took
the show to England, and my mom and dad both
came to England with us and met us, and Elvis
invited them to all kinds of things we were at.
(04:20):
So we're sitting around telling the most embarrassing stories. So,
I mean, I can't even tell you what people came
up with. Can you imagine? You just imagine? No, this
room was terrifying. Yes, okay, So I'm thinking, Oh my gosh,
what the hell is my mom thinking right now? With
my daddy? Must be mortified? What's she thinking? Oh my gosh,
how am I going to top that story. That's what
(04:41):
she did. Topic she because she may now we didn't.
You may do anything, daddy, God rest her soul. Made
out with your best friend's wife, right, Yes, he did know.
He was in the bathroom. Are she had she was
throwing up? No? No, no, they kissed each while she
(05:04):
was puking. They still always have something for each of
those two. Say. When I talked to his ex wife,
he says that, oh, yeah, your dad and my wife
ex wife, we're always kissing. I'm like, what, my dad
always kissing? It was just the crazy seventies sixties, the
swinging sixties, sixties so awesome. Yeah, there were no diseases,
(05:29):
you didn't have to rurry, and there was no jealousy.
We were off pretty close. Late sixties. Have you not
seen sixties movies? He tell you the same thing. Oh
my god, I can't picture her that way. Not my parents.
She grew up in India. They don't do those things.
You have to get married when you smile at someone. No,
(05:53):
games like the Chew Chew game. Were you guys running
a train? No? But what my dad's what's his name is? Pete?
And Pete? My mom and my dad and Pete tex
wife were very close. They were like always together and
Pete recently has been telling me about all these crazy
games that they used. You know, they weren't always together.
(06:15):
We were always together as a group. That's always was
a group like that. What's the chu Chu game? I
don't even remember it. It was when someone would grab
someone and they put their arms from then they go
around them, going to choch ch ch chu, and then
at the end, before they went into this other room,
they kissed each other. But when the last person then
everybody's in the other room. But then when this person
(06:38):
hold on them writing down the rules, instead of getting kissed,
they get slapped. They get slapped. Where the summer was
like a game, it wasn't anything was gay. I think
I think we got the PG version right there too.
I don't know what's going on there, but trains I
(06:59):
used to hear about were very different. But we have
a game that we thought would be fun to play
with your mom because we have the nice questions, not
the mean one. We played butt Hurt yesterday with diamonds.
So this game is it asked you a bunch of
different questions and you have to choose a person in
the room who you think would fit the description the best.
Yesterday was a lot of pick the worst of whatever.
(07:21):
Today it's going to pick the best. So have the
people in the room. We have Nate, Elvis just walked in. Hi,
We're gonna play but hurt with Daniel's mom, Daniel Scary
Brodie Garrett, myself and Daniel's mom. What would you like
us to call you? Mom? Mom? So mom? In this room,
who do you think is the first person who would
(07:44):
help you bury a body? Hey, don't don't feed her lines, Okay,
Nate saying that you're you're going to bury the ball.
You're a good friend. I think we all have a
friend that if we called him at two in the
morning and said, hey, don't ask any questions, but bring
(08:06):
a garbage bag of shovel and never ever put my
friends into that position, I would know he's the guy.
Ivies true killer knows you do it by yourself. When
you bring somebody else into the crime scene, then you
have to kill them later kill them and it never
works out dying too. Next question, who in this room
do you think is the least emotional? She's looking around,
(08:32):
looking around, and mom, Mom, it's a radio podcast. Scary,
scary at the least emotional lot. I would agree that.
I agree you show emotions like once a year, not
filling anything on the inside. But we know because we
can abuse you to death and like you don't do anything,
(08:53):
you don't get up. That was the last time you
remember crying? Very even killed. I don't killed. I don't know.
I have said he is though, because there's a lot
of stuff that happens that I'm like, man, scary, so
patient and calm about it, and he just lets stuff go,
so it goes both ways. Scary is the guy that
when he gets piste, you know it's something to get
pissed about. Yeah, when he gets up sid, I go,
oh damn, we better get up about Yeah. Okay, not
(09:17):
a bad trait to have, right, you're not gonna cry.
You just blocked, all right? Mom? Who in this room
do you think would make the best president? Elvis? Don't you?
Don't you tack out on me? That's you aful. I
(09:37):
think Nate would be a great president. Come back and
buy him. Yeah, Michael Jake Cox would come back. You
can do anything now, all right. Who do you think
in this room is the most fun to be around?
Danielle's good. I agree, thank you. In this room, do
(09:59):
you think is the he's talked about behind their back? Oh,
look at it like i'd crop about all you me, Gandhi.
You think I've at least talked about that makes me
very happy. Okay, I think that's true. We talked. We
never ever talked behind you. No, no, no, no, no,
like talk negatively, right. I think that's that's okay. Well,
(10:19):
the rest of the people in the room, now I
just got paranoid. And she's my mom. Okay, who do
you think in this room is the sanest person. That's
a tough one. None sing exact for this one. Well,
she knows a lot. I think maybe there's no sanity
(10:41):
in this room. That is a miscalculation. I'm gonna talk
behind your back. I think Garrett. Garrett might be the
same as know. I'm emotionally instable right now. Okay, there's
there's two different things. Sanity and I have something. I
(11:02):
have most I'm saying, for the most part, I think
a big part of being sane is also admitting that
you are not in a good place at certain points.
People who never think that there's anything wrong you connected
with yourself very important. All right, Who in this room
besides Danielle would you want living in your house with
you looking around? He's looking around, Mom, it's a radio.
(11:24):
Probably scary. I'm not going to have any you know,
most shoutbursts really clean. But he would expect you to
make his bed, though, dot make his own bed. He
wants you to clean his underwear. That's not true. Okay.
Who in this room do you find to be the
(11:46):
most interesting someone you want to know more about. I
think Elvis. That's a good one. Yeah, I have to
agree with her. Yeah, I want to get to know
me better because I think I'm I'm more interesting that
I'm giving myself credit for give yourself credit. Well, he
does have a book. Where do I begin? Inaudible? Thank you?
(12:07):
All right, we're getting to the end here. Who do
you think in this room is the most open minded?
Mm hmm mc danielle? Do you think so I know you?
People like you know lightly? I don't really know you
that well, that's fair, that's a good answer. Okay, who
(12:27):
do you think? I think you're the most open minded? Yeah,
that's nice of you. I would have said you, m Yeah,
you're pretty open minded about stuff that I'm like, now,
I wouldn't do that, and then you said you should
give it a chance. Then I say, now, really, well,
I'm gooldn't racking up the awards telling you don't have
conviction against anything? You don't. You don't get upset about things.
(12:48):
If you hate something something that you shouldn't hate, that
you go Okay. I'm like, Okay, who in this room
beside Danielle would never double cross you? M I think
everybody now you're safe. The rest of us aren't, but you. Okay.
(13:13):
This is a pretty loyal room. I love that about
this show. Yeah, and the family. I never feel like
there's anyone trying to sabotage and do anything shifty. We've
all worked places you should we would have played, the
game would have been called gad he is fired and
(13:34):
the last one? Who in this room? Do you think
handles adversity the best? No, I don't know, I don't know.
Maybe yes, scary. Like I'm looking around this room right now,
and I think that this has been a year where
everybody has had a lot of adversity and everyone's handled
(13:56):
it for so it's hard to pick. Okay, we do
have a meeting. I was going to say, Nate, but
he handled this first stroke by having a second one.
That's how I got, That's how I read. Yeah, I
love strokes, the death stroke from Magic Trick Magic. Do
(14:19):
you think they're having that big meeting today to fire
us all in the same room we've gathered you all
together to have a ship of this kool. Well, if
we're not on the podcast tomorrow, we know what happened there.
One question from the bad pile we can ask Mama,
Mama as Okay, who in this room do you think
has the biggest ego? Oh? I didn't think you're going
(14:41):
to ask that. I thought Penis. I don't want to
answer that one. I know answer whose names on the
T shirt minute morning show. M
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