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January 27, 2020 15 mins

We spent today's podcast really talking about NOTHING but then we learned about a new name for Skeery!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents Fifteen Minute Morning Show. Why is everybody laugh?
It's so funny? Everyone? You tell her, I'm not gonna
tell I'm not gonna tell you. Tell Scary it's not right,

(00:24):
it's not right. Not Zippi, tell him, tell him. I
don't think I can. I feel bad. Yeah, Nate, you
should tell you just checked your zipper. It's not your zipper.
Let's have Ali put a picture of it up and
we'll see what people notice. Scary as after done with
the podcast, we have to get a picture of you.

(00:45):
But don't don't look in the mirror. Stop touching yourself?
All right? Going on? What? No, no, Now, I'm self conscious.
I'm usually not self conscious, but I'm not talking about this.
Let's move on. Its visual. We're doing a podcast. Is
there about out of the cave? Is there a chip
in the dip? What's going on? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing? Nothing.
I can't look at me. I can't look at you

(01:07):
once I saw it on, all right, let's just keep it.
Doesn't change my opinion of you. I love you, all right, Scary,
You're okay? What are you doing? Look at look at
I'm scary. What are you doing? It's fine not to
open up the camera on my phone to self. Alright,

(01:28):
that's what I was gonna do. Nobody's going to think anything.
Hold it up, though, scary scary, Uh, obviously has something
going on. He's gonna look at himself. He's looking at himself.
He's gritting his teeth, he's looking at his lips. Definitely
looks thinner, scary, won't. Yeah, you know you don't see

(01:48):
it on my nose? Is there in my hair? It's
something in my hand? Is really investigating? He's looking at
himself on his iPhone. Something lower lower lower lower lower. Yeah,
he's down to his crush in in is your hole

(02:10):
of my pants? What's going on? Guys? Know, I'm serious.
I got a picture, you got a picture of it.
I'd my shirt. You don't like my shirt? Has it
been like that old day? Though? Brody pointed it out. Okay, guys,

(02:34):
absolutely nothing. Do you have an event today or something? No?
Thank gosh, you don't like my shirt? I love you shirt?
Is it my jeans? What is something on my jeans?
What's on my jeans? Guys? Did you send it to me?

(02:54):
Come on? Really, though, I'm staying it myself. Can I
send it to Sheldon sending that it's Brandon? What is it?
And don't forget frog? You Froggy? All right, it's okay. Well,
I mean he's gonna flip. How can we do this
fifteen minute morning show podcast knowing that that's going on? Please?
Do I have Crabbie? Do you feel like you have Grandpa? No?

(03:21):
I know these are the loosest Jeane every no. I
bought these about a month and a half ago, and
I'm literally falling out of Crab. I in the room
alongs to Nathaniel. Nate is Crab title holder on it.
Sometimes we're sitting here, I'm not even kidding you, and
Nate pushes the chair out and he's having a whole
conversation with me and his pants are so squished up.

(03:43):
I'm trying not to look. Do you think it hurts him?
I'm I'm thinking it's like suffocated. Did you scroll? Do
you feel pain in your scroll? Man? Look at the
size of the ball like I'm at a three D movie?
Are you ever worried about I did go to sleep
one time and I was wearing boxers and they were
apparently a little tight because I woke up the next

(04:04):
morning and I had would have testicular torsion. Have you
ever had that? No, I don't have no hold. To
be fair, Danielle has had that. Actually, and I and
my scrotum swelled up. It was like a grapefruit. Yeah,
I'm not kidding a picture, h No, I was. It
was pa, you want to buy one? I had to

(04:27):
play all right and elevate my balls. You know these
blue pants that you wear, I had to get rid
of them. They were even too tight for me. The
white jeans that you were on the cruise that time,
those I still have. I feel like there's a little
more ballroom in those ones. Those ones. Hey, I will
tell you. You always say that you don't have a
large unit. Yeah, so what you got massive? I apparently

(04:50):
had big balls. I don't know. My penis isn't anything
to brag about, but I do have. Then the balls
make it look smaller. I had that problem growing up
my friends. My friends saw me in underwear once and
they were like, oh my god, he's got labrador balls.
So for the longest time, my Brooklyn friends call me
labrador ball. You know what? Now? Were by the way,

(05:12):
hashtag things you should never tell your say that because
you know we're gonna call you that on the show. Hey,
if you're listening right now, tweet that's scary. Hashtag labrador ball.
Say anything else, just hashtag labor My friend Anthony La
Sala coin that phrase. I'll never forget you guys have

(05:33):
been together years and that's the first time you brought
up labradorle. What are people gonna call scary after they
see the picture of us? Is gonna post? If you
texted bald smile, smile at me? Okay, it's that chin out. Okay.
If you texted bald preak Rannie right now and say
what did they used to call him when I was
a kid, he He'll immediately come back with labrador ball,
labrador like finger balls? What did you call him after

(05:55):
you guys saw him in his Underwe you have his
phone online. I'm posting right now, Okay, um who calls?
He didn't come out very good? Scary. I'm gonna use
this one. I am now mildly fascinated though, to know
everybody's nicknames when they were younger that they hated. I
was like, bet we have some doozies in this What
are you posting my mine was simple. It was just
it was Will Smith based off of my ears, because

(06:15):
my ears were bigger than my head. You had some
big ears. I had big ears. He grew into him.
I grew into my ears eventually, probably around high school.
But up until that grammar school was all Will Smith,
I get that, and dumbo, do you just call me skippy? Why?
Because I was really preppy? Oh that's bad, But that
was in the eighties one it was it was like
hip to be preppy. So my sister's name is Priya

(06:38):
and one horrible word rhymes with Priya and he guesses yes,
And you guys have met Priya, who's the most not
gone to rea person on the planet. So she used
to get called what about you, Daniell? No, maybe dance smell.
I dance smell, but I but I had a bigger nose,

(06:59):
so I was Some of the kids would call me too,
can at least better picture? What's that? At least get
a better picture of me? I just posted I just
posted a picture of scary and it was I took
it quickly, so his head's cut off, and I said
the hashtag labrador balls. I'm gonna see if anyone notices.
Let's get a better shot, A great shot, all right,
what elseture? I get a better pure? What about you?

(07:23):
I got spanky? And why do they call you spanky
because you only have used to masturbate in the in
the men's room. No, no, I actually don't know why
they called me spankings called spank you. No, I can't
remember why they called me spanking. You never investigated why
they called you. I try to get a picture of
scary now, one that he approves of he loves to post.

(07:47):
I actually, um, no, I have to sink. Yeah. Can
the picture your dumbass right there? Is he stupid? He's good,
he's good. There's a picture great tea standing behind you, Elvis.

(08:12):
Can I post the screenshot that you just took down
or the screenshot of the picture that you just took down?
Please don't? Yeah, of course hashtag labrador balls. By the way,
are we doing a podcast right now? No? Please don't
put that picture up that front. This podcast has no
has no direction, It has no purpose. We call that
a podcast. You still didn't tell me why At the
top of this podcast you were telling me that there's

(08:33):
something wrong with me, and we haven't told our listen,
you want to go stand in front of the full
length mayor real quick, come back and tell us what
you See'll figure it out, go out and look at it. Gone. Second,
I'm gonna I'm gonna edit the photo I posted of
you on Instagram because you have faith that he's going
to come back and know exactly what it is. What
do you think he's going to say? Okay, now that
he's gone, there's nothing wrong with him right right, which

(08:54):
is cool for him because I'm just trying to play
along and I'm like, we just looked at him and
made it look like there was something wrong of him.
He's gonna come back and say it's his shirt. And
the first thing he did is he looked at him
filming this. The first thing he did is he looked
down at his crops to see if his zipper was zipped.
I don't know how that always happens to me. My
zipper is always damn. Ali's filming him for the Elvistra
in morning show account. How did you guys know to

(09:14):
play along? I looked at Danielle and she gave me
the play along telephone game. Brody gave me the yes
this is the bit. I was really confused because I
like to be the person who's like honest and tells you, oh,
you got some of your teeth or your flies down
or whatever. And I looked and I didn't see anything,
So then I got confused. And then Danielle gave me
this he's doing in front of the mirror. All right,

(09:35):
he's got his chin out, which means he's being filmed,
but he's going through the entire motions with Ali as Okay, okay.
He was like, I don't see anything out of the ordinary. Well,
she hasn't known you. Yeah, she hasn't known you as
long as we have. Also, she may be embarrassed to
point that out. True, Yeah, because she doesn't know you

(09:56):
like we do. But how long are we gonna let
him go on like this? Like we can't let him
go out in public? Why not looking like that needs
some kind of scary You don't you don't see you
don't see the mirror? What's wrong? Yeah? What do you
think is wrong? Well? I have no stain, I have
no ZiT, I have no The only thing I could

(10:23):
say is that maybe you do not the shirt that
I'm wearing, because you may look like that's not It
may look like Cody, I think you look great. Sit down,
by the way, you're not You're not loud enough the
microphone I just posted said that before. I just posted
a new picture of you on Instagram and I hashtag
Labrador balls because that's what you used to be called.

(10:45):
And then there's a guest in the background. Okay, I
can't wait to see that Gregg t is photo bombing.
Oh geez, you know, we have four more minutes left
of something and I don't know what it is that's wondering.
What is my shirt too small? I I think if
we let Scary just keep guessing, we're going to find
out his deepest, darkest secrets. Is it that I killed

(11:05):
somebody at nice right? What is it you see me?
My bugger? Can you tell I hate all your people?
I've been faking it all these years? Is it that
I jerked off in the jobs? This Scary Scary? Did
you jerk off in the never? I never relieved myself

(11:25):
in any way in any of our studios ever. You know,
if you follow at Elvis dram on Instagram, you'll see Scary.
Maybe you'll see what we see. Yeah, and let him
know now, you did get a lollipoppy in the c
caucus men's room. That was back, yes, several years ago.
That counts. That's relieving yourself. What's getting relieved. That's what

(11:46):
happens when you date people in the office. Please, and
let me tell you the jock lounge in our old
old Ze studios. They had that couch that was hard
and sticky because a lot of fratization going on. Yeah,
the d n A people treated that couch the way
Nate treated your consoles. We still haven't done anything with

(12:08):
any direction whatsoever on this podcast. And I'll listen to
this twice. I guarantee the comments will come in tomorrow.
Oh my god, that was like one of the best
podcasts ever. Once they noticed what happened to you, they
you know what you can almost see in this picture,
but you can't. Really. It's gonna be great when someone

(12:29):
calls into the show tomorrow and says, hey, I got
a question for labrador balls, and then we have to
explain what labrador balls is now, which one of your
friends was aware that labradors have that problem. Yeah, so
are you saying that your balls kind of fell early
because when you're older, I mean the they dip into
the toilet. Unfortunate. When I found that out, I felt

(12:50):
bad for guys, my friends. It's like it's like boobies
on women who they just kind of fall. This was
back in the day where I used to wear tidy
Whitey's and they my friends. We learned so much about
you back in the dead. Why were you in your
underwear in front of your friends? I was in two thousands.
It was crazy. Was changing it. We were changing reputation,
changes of your underwear. That was the problem that tight

(13:12):
with your friends. There were those of the loom specials,
but apparently it was the sack part of the underwear.
It that the grapes were hanging out at one time.
It was the sack part of the body. It was
disproportionate to everything else. Scary, you'll say, you'll say anything.
You have no filter. Banger's working, honest about that was

(13:40):
my childhood. This is what I endured. That's so, who
do you think has a larger scrotal sack? Scary or straight? Nate?
Let's vote Daniel. I'm gonna go with Nate. What about you, Garrett? Well,
I was gonna go with Nate, but after the stories
I have to go with scary. I don't know what
about you by I'm gonna go off the board and say,
Danielle for in the Gandhi, I think Nate, thank you.

(14:00):
I be proud of this. What about you? I think
Nate probably bigger, bigger testicles. Wait, I want to know
which guys in this room their testicles sweep the water
in the toilet. I'm not there. I'm not there yet,
but it's gonna happen. I'm old enough for it should
be happening already. I feel like maybe I'm behind schedule
or I need a higher level of toilet water. I

(14:21):
think they've made an apparatus so that your boys don't
hit the toilet water. Now it's called also that. But
if you go, you know, you gotta do something else.
You might have to sit down. I'm gonna look it
up and I will buy one for like, yes, shot,
it's a sack. Shot, it's a sack sack. It's like,
I'm brad for your balls, sectional man, I'm a decap

(14:42):
Then well, I hear the music. We have just done
a fifteen minute morning show podcast. Unlike any other fifteen
minute morning show podcast, it had no direction, It had
no reason for being. We're gonna bring records today. Fifteen
minute Morning Show

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