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January 22, 2020 15 mins

Today we recap today's big show without Elvis. Also, do you think Skeery could own a cat?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute morning show. Well, different studio,
same podcast, fifteen minute morning show. Sound different. I think
we do. I actually like the way we sound in here.

(00:25):
World is Chris World. We're all standing except for you. Yeah,
because I found the only chair in the room. Thus right,
D was that all right? So it is Garrett, Danielle,
Nate Brody, Gandhi fifteen minute morning shows here so Elvis
under the weather. Nate took control of the show. Oh no,
it's it was a group effort. It was humble to

(00:48):
trust me. There's many times where I didn't know what
the hell I was gonna say. Thank God, what have
you opened your mouth? You say, hey, hey, I'm talking.
You didn't my name's on the It's not it's not there.
It's not there. But but you you got the call.
Like I was running late and last night I took
I have this medication called Laville, which when I have

(01:09):
trouble sleeping, I take one of these things because it
makes me sleep through the night. And I didn't sleep
well the night before. So I'm like, I'm didn't take
one of these seven thirty I pop one eight o'clock.
I'm in bed, so I'm a little groggy this morning.
And then I see Elvis calling, probably for the third
time because I didn't have my phone next to me
in the car, and he's like, where have you been?

(01:30):
And he sounded hoarse, and I'm like, oh, God, okay,
so I race here. And but we all had the
idea like if we called Nate would pick up, if
if I called, and then god, he's like, I'm going
to call, and probably like I'm going to call. So
everybody had that England, like if I called Nate would
pick up. No, no, no, no, This was purely my
phone was on the passenger seat and I don't have

(01:51):
my car set up with the Bluetooth stuff. So but
just like you said, a substitute teacher gets the same call.
It's it's five o'clock in the morning. The phone rings
Mrs So and said was out and we need you
to come in. At least I didn't have to go
in and teach Chinese or something. Can you imagine being
that that substitute teacher like, hey, you're teaching Polish today?
They roll on the TV with the seatbelt. Yeah, because

(02:11):
they know, they know they can't do it. This is
the call I get in the afternoon because my husband
usually picks up the kids, but sometimes I'll have a
meeting or have something, so I'll have just pult my
head on the fellow for a nap finally, and he'll go, hey, honey, sorry,
I need you to pick up the kids and like
to take a nap for two minutes for kids out, buddy, Seriously,

(02:38):
you'll be fine. But I don't love you guys, but
you know you know what though, Nate, when you weren't
answering this morning, I was like, are we worried? We
had to talk. We're like, I'm sure he's on his
way in. Maybe he's driving and not distracted. But if
we're in this situation again that let's just say you're
you're not feeling well, just like Elvis. Elvis is not

(02:59):
feeling l We just hit a place that you want
in the room. I said, we are a stroke away
from scary hosting the show. We need we need do
need to have like the plan A, B, C D.
People stand, that's the thing we don't. We don't have
a plan C. There's no I don't know. I guess
that would made my plan B. I don't know what
I mean if I'm Elvis's plan B. Yeah, what's plans

(03:22):
say is just gonna make enemies? Don't do it? You
do it? Do it? Scary is hoping he's planning your
plan C. I think a combo of Gandhi and Danielle,
like a duo team taken over tag team. I think
that's a good plan C. I think, well, we've done
that in the past, maybe not with Gandhi and I
host the show. Listen. All I do is facilitate, That's

(03:45):
all I do. I opened the break, kind of throw
something out there, and you guys chew on it. For
all of the people we used to have as fill
in fill ins, like plans C have their own morning shows. Now.
Oh so God, if we're planned C, we can't. We
can't rely on them any longer. I listen. I think
EFF like to introduce myself as plan Z listening to

(04:09):
have a letter though. We'll throw some stuff on there
from like three weeks ago. Nobody will know the difference.
Yeah they will. We think they don't know the difference. Twitter.
They're like, what you're doing, You're tricking me. It's so
funny that one vacation, I'll listen to some of our
old shows and I can't remember. I'm like, that was
a great conversation, and you're a part of the conversation.
The stroke do you guys? Do all of you guys

(04:30):
listen to the show outside of here, because I have
never done once or twice so well, I just it's hard,
too hard to do for me. I think it's important
to do it. I listened to you guys before I
got here, just to kind of get the vibe of
how everybody worked. Now that I'm here, I will never listen.
It weirds me out to hear my voice. Oh, I
can't stand listen to myself. Yeah, congratulations. You're on every
other commercial on television everywhere. And I didn't mind that

(04:57):
because I was don't laugh at this. It is learning
a big puffy ski coat. She really couldn't see something.
Oh that's great, I'm all covering up. I'll listen if
I'm homesick, if I missed the show, I'll listen to
the show. If we're on Best of We're on vacation
listening for like, you guys don't want to hear your
own voice. For me, it's like audio wears Waldo like,

(05:20):
if we're listening, I'll listen for three hours and I'll
go Brodie went Sonica Thursday. Yourself. No, I'm saying. Once
I hear myself, I'm like, I'm good. Yeah, I think
you listen for yourself. The reason is we all hear
ourselves in a different way than everybody else does, so
I don't hear myself the way and then when I
hear come out of the radio go yeah. No. We

(05:41):
definitely pressed our voices differently in her so when you
hear it back and then all the processing on our voices, well,
that's why I think we sound different in the room
that we're in now versus where we normally do. The
mic sound different to us that there's an echo in
this room. It's very hollow sound, right. Well, you know
previous members of this show who have gone on to
do other shows have went to engineering and asked for

(06:02):
this specific elvis processing to take over there, thinking that
it would make them sound like they were here. But
obviously if you listen, it doesn't sound like that. Um,
we're talking about Danielle being everywhere. I never told you this.
So your camelback commercial, which is great it's an indoor
outdoor water park and it has you can go skiing.
And your commercial came on. I came out of the

(06:24):
shower one day. You know how awkward it is to
see your coworker and your butt naked. I didn't look
I know that, but it's still I felt like you
were there because you're you're I'm out of the shower
there you are just smiling. It's like I know you.
How did you respond to Daniel while you were naked?

(06:46):
I don't remember, be honest, did you pause the TV? That?
That's disgusting? Welcome to camel back, Garrett, I see your
penis next commercial? You really a mess with me. The
editor's cut I didn't make it. So Elvis will be
back tomorrow, obviously hopefully God willing, and uh but yeah,

(07:10):
that's that's pretty much. You mentioned people who used to
work here, So someone who used to work here and
now works at another radio station, we could say his
name Greg. Scary's car is full of dust, covered in
dirt and dust, so we went to the garage to leave.
Scary and I went to the garage together, and all
over Scary's car it was hearts Greg T's name and

(07:30):
then the name of his current radio station. So I
found a spot on his window and I wrote the
same heart, same greg T. And I wrote our home
radio station which is one D New York. So it
looked like he wrote that. And I had scary film that,
so it looks like he wrote that. Oh my gosh,
I'm sure I'll hear that later. Yeah, so he will
not be happy when he sees that was that today? Yes, yes, afternoon.

(07:54):
I think we all did that though the dirty car
it was always washed me trying to do ever get
twinkie or oreoed oh ship. He Garrett did that when
he came out of the shower. And you want when
you twin cream like smushes it all over your car
or oreo you it's so hard to get. You know

(08:18):
what you do with the areos? You placed them on
their individually. Oh yeah, yeah, I will say the craziest
thing I've ever seen in our old parking garage and
l A. We had these pillars in the parking garage
because it was underground, so my friend Dave would always
park next to this one particular pillar and they always
played practical jokes because he was the overnight guy. So
the night guy would do something in his car every

(08:39):
single night. One day, he gets out of work six
o'clock in the morning, he goes to his car. It
is saran wrapped to one of the columns in the
parking road to saran wrap and they surran wrapped in
his car. It was there for like a week because
he couldn't even get close to cutting wrap of car off.

(09:01):
I will say, uh, scary doesn't even know this, and
I don't think he's noticed. But when you pot you guys,
you guys can do the same. Because some of the
he's still waiting in the other studio for us to
do this podcast. Yeah, he doesn't realized we moved right
We said we'll be right back, and we didn't go.
So when you're in the garage, to keep your car
from overheating, they rolled down the driver's window halfway. So

(09:24):
whenever I see his car, I'll throw empty soda bottles
in the car. Oh my god, Oh my gosh. I
threw a banana peel in there. If I've got if
I have napkins in my pocket, I just threw him
in the car. He's never said to me like wow,
the guys in the garage, he probably I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna say it's Greg, but it's you're in

(09:47):
the same garage. Just go and throw stuff in his car.
Just once I wanted to go. I don't remember drinking
a diet coke. I don't know what. I feel like
he was picking up and throw it outs person to
like any like today, we were having a conversation about
who and we were just like, okay, so who is

(10:09):
So Daniel says, my two cats are are Diggy and Fred,
and Scary goes, oh, I can name your cats. It's digging.
What's other one's name? Then and then and then Umay
was talking about his dogs and he's just like, yeah,
I have three dogs. And he goes, no, you have
two dogs. He said, you have two dogs. You have
Muodsy and the other one. Yeah, and so I said,
and he goes, and the name my dog died for you,

(10:32):
that that one died. He goes, oh he did. We
got he got another one. I've always thought about Scary
wants a cat. Like he says he wants a cat.
I know he cannot be trying to can envision what
he would name said cat. It would be it would
be like what I do like it would be called cat. Oh,
I name my dog dog. I usually name the thing
whatever it is. I really want to beta fish so

(10:53):
I can name it beta gandhi I want it's just
calling it anyway. I feel like, hello fish. How are you?
I think scarywood name is cat hey? Because he has
no emotion or love for animals. He just will go hey,
like that's what he would do. I just worry he
wouldn't feed it and smell in his house. And I

(11:15):
think he'd forget he had a cat, like once it
hit on his bed or something. He just if Scary
read an article that having cats was bougie and the
cool thing to do. He might have a cat. He's
on the fence one like he really wants to get one,
on the fence for the last four years. Can we
convince him to get some terrible animals? I could throw
a hairless cat. Can we throw a cat in his
car window in the garage? There's my cat? How long

(11:40):
have you been here? Hey? Did you? Did you guys
see the instant story he posted with his brother's dog.
So he's at the party for whatever, I guess for
the Christmas holiday. And U, his brother says Hey, why
don't you try to be nice to my dog? Here's
a treats his favorite treat. So he all right, takes
the tree and goes. Boy, and the dog looks at

(12:01):
him and ignores him, and he goes and he just
throws the treat. That's how he also treats children. How
does the dog ignored treat? What kind of scary anti
power to scary have over the dog? If you listen
to our party Broken Boys podcast, you know you only
movie talk about the show. He doesn't talk to dogs.
And the only thing he knows about babies, He goes, so, uh,

(12:22):
is your baby colloquy? And then whatever the answer is,
he goes, that's all he knows. I guess you're not
sleeping a lot on at least he tries. He's trying. Yeah,
he wants to know if you slept them to kids collegues.
I don't even ask about kill He's that's obviously not
his element. But you go to a club or you

(12:43):
go to a bar, Scary is in his element. Put
in the bunks like chame. He adapts to his surroundings
no matter where he is, even if he's dead wrong
about college football. So oh, that was a great bit. Yeah,
someone talked about the big ups at in college football
at dinner one night, and he goes, oh, well yeah,

(13:03):
really right? So I said, scared, you don't know anyth
about college football because I just want playing along. I
don't I want to be involved. But is there anything
about he's furthering the conversation? Okay, he's doing the improv thing, yes,
and I don't know. Just like looking in through the glass.
He's still in that other studio waiting for us. We

(13:26):
should walk in there, so you're ready, let's go. I
do love him, though he always has. We got like
a minute left. What's everybody doing today? I'm getting scary
a cat. By the way, if he did get him
a pet, do you think he would be a responsible parent? Yes,

(13:46):
yes I do. It would keep him. He goes away
so much, he travels so much. It would keep him home.
But do you think it would be it would be
the impetus to stay home more? There's no impetus. I
equated to throwing him in the deep end. He's not
gonna he might sink, but he'll at least try to
stay above Warner and I think the same. He will
re gift the pet right. I tried. I couldn't do it.

(14:11):
I couldn't do it. Scary had pet you have the
cat for a day and a half. I tried to
come in the next day. Does anybody want a cat? Yeah?
Would you let scary baby sit the cat for a
weekend you're a cat? No? One weekend. Would you let
him pet your cat? No? If he baby says, the
cat at your house? Now? Would you let scary baby

(14:34):
sit your bay to Gandhi fish? Absolutely not. Okay, she
doesn't even own it. He needs to survive. I don't
know what you're gonna ask. The answer is if you
have a stroke number three to Scary said, you're live?
You rather I pray to God. I think I think
he would. I have faith in the man he has
a pass, but that he's a fifteen minute more running show. Yeah,

(15:01):
I think I saw him walk out. H

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