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January 16, 2020 14 mins

Nate doesn't know if he was being hit on or someone was just trying to network with him. Help us decide!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
firms Garre. That means you have to you have to
carry the entire podcast fair enough, first person to speak.

(00:25):
Is this the new thing? Like this thing now? At
least for today, We're gonna for today days when we
don't have a game plan, which is every day, which
is every day pretty much? All right, Well, I was
just talking about something I was reading online where I
believe he played for the Giants, the baseball team Gabe
Kapler told this story Rangers. The Rangers. Uh, he's wearing

(00:47):
all right, so he uh, he was. He after a game,
he went to fast get some fast food with the
rest of his team. He ordered chicken McNuggets from McDonald's,
took the breading off the McNuggets and eight nuggets without
the fried breading. Yeah, what's the sense of ordering chicken
nuggets if you're gonna take the breading? He said. He

(01:09):
was hungry, but he didn't want to eat the breading.
Then then I go online and I see Danielle putting
putting ice cubes in her cereal grapes. Grapes. I love
grapes and cereal grapes and milk and my cereal grape taste.
Really actually no, it was not for grapes. You know.
I like to make my meals a little bit more

(01:31):
healthy by doing the following. I will take a pound
of ground beef or ground buffalo or ground turkey or
ground chicken whatever stored of my refrigerator after it all
crumbled up, and then when I'm ready to eat it,
I take rice califlower or rice broccoli, and I mix
it in with a portion of the beef, and I

(01:52):
put in a pan. And this way, I feel like,
oh my god, I'm eating a lot of beef. I'm
eating triple the portion. But when i'm you know, I'm
really it's half of it is is collie flower. See
so you kind of start the podcast from chicken nuggets. Well,

(02:16):
it's like going to a fast food. You're you're you're
not going to a fast food and going by the way,
just stuff stuff my burger with some vegetables. I see
what the guy's doing. He's just just a little bit.
It's like when you when you when you own a
hamburger and you rip off the bunt and you just
eat the bottom piece of the bun with the burger,
but you just need it, Okay, you don't have to
scrape the bun off the burger. The point was by

(02:38):
the game Capital is the manager of the Giants. But
when you said player, I was commenting who we played
for Anyways, I mentioned phillies. Uh, this guy when he
dunk them in water, Like, it's just a strange thing
to do. It's not go to McDonald's. You would go
to McDonald's. The point of going to McDonald's if you're
trying to eat healthy, No, I go to KFC and
I rip all the skin off all the chicken and
just eat the chicken coups on you. You know, it's

(02:59):
just it's Kentucky fried chicken. The best part the fried
stuff is the worst for you though. How do you
think the chicken was cooked in grease? The grease has
saturated into the meat of the chicken. You're not fooling anyone, Yeah,
but you're you're making it worse for yourself but eating it.
But the best part about KFC is the crust. That's

(03:20):
the secret recipe. I think if you're trying to eat healthy,
there are plenty of places to go where you're not
pulling the fried off the fried chicken like you could
do subway and just get like a veggie sub or
some crap like that Potlet's pretty healthy, right, Boston Market
doesn't have the frilled chicken. Get grilled chicken somewhere. Don't
buy fried chicken. Take off the fried part and say, oh,
it's healthy. I want to know Danielle's thoughts. Danielle is

(03:43):
so boring you just eating Kentucky chicken? Should we start over? Yeah?
I want a pizza, but I take the cheese and sauce.
Let's start over. What would you talk about on you
on your podcasts? So I have a question for the ladies. Yes,

(04:13):
how do you know when a guy is hitting on you?
I'm usually oblivious. I was about to say the same.
I have no idea. What do you do when they
hit on you? That happened to me yesterday, pretty certain.
I stopped at Whole Foods to get some food. You know,
they have that warm food bar thing, you know, So
I got a little whatever and I'm sitting there in
their little area and this guy just looks over says,

(04:36):
how was it? It was pretty good? Okay? Yeah, I
just want to know because you had nice jeans on,
and then he complimented my jeans so then he kept
on talking about his wife and his business, and then
he asked me for my phone number based on what
how did you even get to that point? We just

(04:56):
chatted and not kind of just taking it the friendly route,
but at the and he goes, you know, we should
get together sometimes. What's his business? Don't look into it? Wait? Wait? Wait?
What did he say his business? One? I'm looking right now?
Is he a model casting guy? Or does he want
a three? One? By the way, scary? What do you
don't look into it? He asked him for his number
after saying he had nice jeans on. Yeah, his name
is Steve. Where I still don't how do you conclude

(05:19):
that it's Steve? It was a pleasure meeting you. I'm
huge on the power of networking. You never know as
I would go there right now? Wait did you give
him your number? I felt awkward? Yeah I did, because,
like what that situation? Social media? Give him the social media?
Now just be like here, but do you think there's

(05:39):
any chance because he said I'm really big into networking,
do you think there's any chance he recognized you didn't
want to be super creepy, so I thought he would
approach it a different way and was like, let me,
I don't really, I don't know it Phil awkward. Obviously
he knows who you are, so rather than saying I
enjoy your radio show, he said nice jeans. Because that
makes sense. He knew though, no I was to be facetious,

(06:01):
because he didn't comment like you want to network with someone? Hey, listen,
I'm in marketing, you're in radio. I'd love to network.
People talk like that where you don't say nice jeans.
So my wife's hot, here's my number. Call me. I'm
thinking three. I think you're looking. I'm sorry, just who

(06:25):
you say? Hold on a second, just because you say, hey,
nice jeans, we should network. Let's hang out sometime. All
of a sudden, he think I can't make new friends.
He maybe he just is bad at giving, you know, getting,
you know, the ice breaking conversation before I recognized as gandhi,
thank you. Come on, I'm looking at what I have found.
I think he was not hitting on you because thank you.
This entire thing is truly about what he thinks is

(06:48):
a different take on networking, unconventional networking. I give tips
on how to get the most out of networking. It's
all about that. So maybe he just was testing out
an unconventional way. Hey, nice, Jeen's gonna get your number.
I don't know. Maybe that's the way he grows his business.
That's un conventional right there. What's more unconventional than that
he thinks you're in his league. By the way, what

(07:10):
if you're what if you're a swinger and you network?
Well that's what I was that you can like go, hey,
you know all your business, my business? You want to
bang my wife? Well that's what I was thinking about
because I'm sitting there at Whole Foods and you know
how you walk around the grocery store if you put
a pineapple in your shopping cart and means you want
to get a three way or something like that. I
was sitting there and I had a coconut water, and
I'm like, maybe, like the secret is, like you sit

(07:30):
here alone with a coconut water. I don't know, Like
I didn't know what the secret on chairs in front
of your house chairs, that's another thing around the neighborhood.
If you have Adirondack chairs in your front, your herd,
apparently your swingers yea in my back And in certain neighborhoods,
like Lisa and Froggy's neighborhood. If you have a pineapple
on your door, pineapples anywhere, it means you're a swinger.

(07:52):
Purple door. I've heard that. I've heard if you wear
tight jeans and go to the way it needed pot
of Whole Foods want to bang you. I heard that
if you put a pineapple in your shopping cart, or
if you put a pineapple on your door, your swingers
said that, literally, it's the same thing as a pineapple.

(08:13):
I just walk around with a pineapple Pineapple shirt to
a club. It's the same ship. It's a scary in
the grocery store. Supposedly you have to put it in
the front of the shopping cart and like you know
where you put the kid, You put it there and
you walk around with I heard if you wear a
Pineapple T shirt to like a video game store, you

(08:36):
like SpongeBob SquarePants. That's what I heard. I just love
that Nate is so in love with himself that he
thinks that everybody's hitting on I don't think that's it
at all. I think we've all gotten so used to
and social media has made us so disconnected from actually
interacting with people that none of us know how to
do it when like a genuine interaction happens anymore. I
was with a couple of my friends in Miami. We

(08:56):
were walking past these guys and one of them said
to my friend, oh my god, hair is gorgeous. And
she turned around and was like, oh my god, your
face is gorgeous. The guy froze. He had no idea
what to do from that point. He just thought he
was gonna yell something. A girl's gonna keep walking and
I didn't have to talk to her. Now he's faced
with talking to her, and he was like a little
to do. I think that's what happens a lot now.
And I don't want to speak for Scary, but I
have a feeling we'd have the same response. This guy.

(09:18):
No one's telling you that your pants. Yeah, this guy was.
This guy was just This guy was networking with Nate, right,
Nate automatically assumed he was hitting on him. If that
happens to be and scary, I'm gonna assume he's trying
to steal my credit card information or he genuinely wants
to network. This is about this. I love you, change

(09:45):
your tune. All of a sudden, the beginning of this,
you were saying, oh, no, no, he was definitely hitting
on I'm saying he was definitely, But the fact that
Nate thinks that because he's Nate, you and I would
never think that. The only reason I said that is
because he complimented my jeans. Who compliments you? He didn
conventional gandhi, yeah what are you eating? What are you
eating at home? And rice? Anything shaped in like way

(10:10):
slowly well looking him in the really really really liked
your jeans. Like maybe he has a hard time finding
a nice bear that you know, and there's that possibility too.
So I just shorten this guy and giving it some
good gene advice. But I think he really was just
trying to network, because this entire site his it's all
about network. I was still wouldn't have given the guy

(10:32):
my number work though, tell me I felt awkward, I
could just block. What am I gonna do? I do
feel like we should have him on the Big Show,
no joke, Like he'd be a fascinating guest to have
on the show. I mean he was a great talker.
That's really like, how do you know somebody's hitting that
with women? Because the average woman and putting the ladies
put yourself in that situation. Some guys sitting at Whole

(10:53):
Foods and goes, hey, Danielle, nice jeans. Hey, Gandhi, can
I get your phone number? You wouldn't be like this
guy wants to network with me. This guy could be
like names. You know. That was for That was for
the listeners. They know I was talking about. If a
female walked up to Danielle and Gandhi and said, hey,
I love your jeans, you would at least engage in talk.
I do it all the time. She also loves being

(11:15):
a fair in the grocery store. It's the bottom. She
looked incredible. She's just her hair having as perfect as
I'm walking out with my car car. I have to
tell you you for gorgeous. And she just turned her
and said, thank you so much. The men can't do that.
Straight men can't do that. You can't go to guy. Hey, dude,

(11:36):
you gotta say that's sleeveless T shirt. Do you ripped
to it? It's hot, bro? That cars? Yeah, the car
thing you can do like I got the same door.
I would say. A guy can say another guy's shoes
are nice, right, Guys don't do that. If they're sitting

(11:57):
in front of a first hanging out looking at me,
like telling over, I'm looking behind me to see who
was accomplished trying to steal my or if the guy.
If the guy is hitting on me, I know I'm
on a hitting camera shell. This guy wants to network
with me. You're scary. Hey, can I get the funk

(12:17):
away from it? Hey? I really want to make called
funk yourself us. I look all around. He wait right here.
I go to my car, get the baseball bat out
of the trunk, and I network all over his head.
It did work, though, like he could have been a
great comment because I didn't even pay attention to what
was going on behind me. Watch any more, n you're

(12:39):
just feeling so pretty? Yeah, just engaging people in his network?
Who is he friends with? I didn't do too much
it Gandhi probably did more investigating than I did. I
don't know people in his network. I just I'm looking
at this particular website that I found, and it's all
about him an unconventional networking. It clearly is like his job,
this is what he does with his life. So he
was probably trying to network. Called his wife, you found

(13:00):
a new hole. At Hopefully you guys were just talking
about my friend. Like, plenty of stuff. Straight guys can
compliment other straight guys on without Yeah, watches bear a
lot of like complimented beards, the shooing. Of course, straight
guys come froment other guys. Shoes all the time, sneaker heads, sneakers, dude,
nice penny loafers that I actually own, penny? What is

(13:27):
the decade? What does shape compliments? Sneakers? Cars? Oh, your wife,
your girlfriends? Watches? No, no, no, no, you can't compliment
another guy's girlfriend because that just means you want to
bang his girlfriend. How about your bulge, Danielle, You cannot.
What if they get the compliment their fashion choice in general,
maybe not solely their jeans, because then maybe you're looking

(13:48):
at their dinner your ass looks so good? Yeah? What
are they called? We have we have wit a minute
left on the podcast. Did any of you ever grow
up calling your guys? Did you grow up calling your
penis a dinger? No? Okay, I call mine a loner?

(14:11):
Like something that's not going to touch my penis. We
think it was Midwest. We think penis I want it
with weess Also it's isn't that actual body part though,
weakness and I think it's a pate term. No, it's
this weird part of your on your elbow, the weness.
That's what it sounds like, a pate term. I look

(14:32):
at my dinger. No one us Johnson, Johnson, anyone, no, no,
no dinger. I'm gonna bring it back. D Hey, you
know who thinks you have a nice dinger? Steve, by
the way, I think he's cheating on his wife and
he's like, I wasn't cheating on my wife, honey, I
was with my pound mad Hopeful fifteen minute morning show

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