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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show. I was looking up at the text
messages coming in and seeing things like, oh, the show
is back. I love it. Who was the best drunk
story over the holidays? Miss you guys so much, so

(00:24):
glad you're back. Happy new Year, so happy having the
kids all home from school again. And around the listeners
breakfast table. These are the great welcome backs that I
love to see. We were gone for what two weeks?
And uh, getting out of bed to come in to
work to work today was just the worst fucking thing ever.
I have like nine alarms set in my phone and

(00:45):
they all have a different threatening message. Ye get up.
You're gonna look like Shi today, Get up. But we're here.
It's okay. We had a great show today. I felt
good being back. Yeah, it's nice to see you guys, right.
And I always wonder, like on vacations, because there were
on people that I was harassing and texting Danielle Um.
But I always wonder like, when everyone's on vacation, do
you want to hear from your co workers and you

(01:06):
just want to be left alone in vacation. You know,
it'd be nice to hear from someone. If they want
to reach out, you don't have to answer them immediately.
You know. I love hearing from you guys when when
you're can harass most people in here. I so st
hung out with Gandhia a little bit in the beginning,
and then I texted Nate and then I got into
a fight with Brody. That sounds like fun. Okay, hold on,

(01:29):
you're listening to the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Around
the penis shies sized sized? But do I want to
see this size? Around the penis shaped table? You have
Gandhi and Scary and Brody, producer Sam, and there's my
little Daniellow and there's a straight Nate in me. Now,
why were you too fighting? Brodie has an awful habit

(01:50):
of not grouping email messages together in a thread. He
likes to read his email chronologically. So often when you
email chronologically, answers to questions that have been asked in
the past have gotten answered already. But Brody, when he
sees that first email on the thread, I was like, oh,

(02:10):
I gotta respond to that, and then he winds up
with egg on his face every time. If you know
what we're talking about, I understand, but I don't know
how that's egg on the face because he answered the question.
He answered a question that Elvis already responded to regarding
one of our upcoming guests, so you know, you know,
and then brob he went back and said, oh, we'll

(02:31):
give you an answer Monday, and in front of everybody,
Why why is this a fight? Why do you have
to argue? The point is I've told him. I've said, Brodie,
I've asked you to take me under advisement several times
now because several times now times we've been in situations
where we're on these big corporate email with all these

(02:53):
important people, and Brody answers a question that's already been
answered because of his choice to only view email chronologically
when we have the ability in our phones to program
it so that it's by thread, so you see the
last email first. So this was the argument. There's no argument.
He said, you should group him chronologically. Do something. It's

(03:15):
making you look foolish. Please did not go. Well, here's
the thing. We were on vacation for there on vacation
for two weeks, right, you were in another country, you
were checked out as you should be, and you weren't
on most of the emails. Nate didn't respond to one
email the whole two weeks he's been recovering. He's not
supposed to. Scary didn't respond to any and I'd have

(03:39):
to text him and say, can you please respond? This
question is specifically for you? And then he was so
I was the only one manning the but we're on
vacation answering No, no, no, so let me just finish. So,
because I was under the impression that no one else
was answering emails for two weeks. By day twenty three, yes,
someone chimed in and answered before I could, sir. So

(04:00):
it never occurred to me someone was chiming in, because
for twenty three days no one was chiming in. So
I didn't. I didn't read it. I saw an email
and it said we need an answer. I said, I'll
let you on Monday, but Elvis had already spoken and
gave what they do. Yes, Daniel, I'm not even following.
By the way, we have no episode of Brooklyn Boys

(04:21):
now because of this conversation. I was saving this the
Thursday twisted You're on to bring it up now, Putts
all right, We're done with that, and now we welcome
Garrett to the penis shaped table there at the tip. YEP.
I made sure that the City of New York did
not steal my car, so I went to go pay
the meter in the streets of New York City, So
thank you very much. But I saw I saw the
person going up and down the road, so I got

(04:43):
there just in the nick of time. Well, you know
you came in just in time because you missed the
an argument from between Garrett, between Brody and Scary, and
I wonder why they didn't get nominated for the I
Heart Radio Podcast Awards. Wow, Celebrity Buzz podcast coming in hard.
Not only did we learn that Danielle and her husband
and entire family went to the wrong airport when they

(05:06):
were getting ready to fly to Disney. Luckily they found
the right airport, we also found out that the producer
Sam had a very similar experience over the holidays. Yeah.
I wasn't as lucky as Danielle, though. I got a
flight home that had a transfer in Washington. But what
I didn't know is that your flight could be in
two different airports. Have never heard of that? Did not know?
That was the thing I was running around literally for

(05:27):
an hour looking for the gate before someone pointed it
out to us. And we had four hours to midnight
because it was New Year's Eve and there were no
flights leaving. So I proceeded to cry a little bit
in the airport while William said, fuck it, we're getting
a car. I have four hours to get home. I
could do it in three and a half, which he did,
driving carefully. But yeah, we had to drive and from Washington,

(05:48):
d C. On New Year's Eve. This our plans, eat
the money for the flight, and just overall, I feel
like an idiot. That's the word. You gotta read those tickets.
Who I didn't know that was that before was reaking
into National Airport there. You would fly into one airport
and then your your connection is in another airport. Did

(06:08):
you book through like Orbits or something. No, I booked
through United. That's that's you gotta you gotta look at
that stuff. Anyway. So where were you at midnight for
the kiss? Gandhi? And who did you kiss? Okay? I
was in Times Square right underneath the ball, and I
kissed my friends really yeah the ball pretty much. Yeah,
it was a vacation was supposed to me. Nothing Where

(06:34):
were you at midnight? Who did you kill? You were
in Epcot watching the fireworks, and I kissed my husband
and my two little boys illuminations. It was wonderful. What
about you, Nate? Midnight? Where were you? Who did you kiss?
On my couch watching the ball drop didn't kiss anybody.
She was passed out because we went to a party
prior to that, so I couldn't. I couldn't propose then

(06:55):
part She totally passed out, passed out at midnight? Eleven Yeah,
I was, well, I can't grow up to give her
a gentle little kiss on the check. I tried. She
drank kiss We hadn't really gone out, so she had
like three drinks, which for her get trash um. So yeah,

(07:16):
eleven fifteen, she's passed out, So I mean, I was thwarted.
It's so many opportunities to propose because she was you know,
what about you? Producer Sam? Midnight? Where were you? Who
would you kiss? I was on the couch and I
had to run in because my boyfriend was taking a
shower at the time. He didn't he timed it poorly.
We had just parked. I read, don't you know not

(07:36):
to get into the shower and three minutes before midnight,
Piste off at me for the flight mishap, So I
wasn't gonna bug him for that. About you Garrett Midnight?
Who would you kiss? Friends? Basement? Kissed my wife. We
we made out like we're in high school. This sounds
like basement? Yeah, what about you? Brodie Garrett's wife. That's
where she went to the big uh scary Midnight? Who

(07:58):
would you kiss? Dr Oz? You know? You know Cheryl
Crowley is our friend who worked with Dr Oz. She
had a house party and I was in her living
room and I kissed my girlfriend Robin. Yeah, there you go?
What about you all this? I was in the British
Virgin Islands at a bar at our resort, surrounded by

(08:18):
the whitest people in the world. There was no It
was kind of uncomfortable because we're like, they're token gay
guys and we were all They were looking at us
like we were just like zoo animals. Seriously, it was
a waspy crowd. Put it at that, not very interesting anyway.

(08:39):
I didn't care. I'm full display at midnight, right over
to Alex and riding the lips. You shouldn't have to care.
It was good. Good, So everyone had a good holiday.
You don't think we're gonna I mean Nate has the
headline of course. Uh yeah, I mean I didn't full disclosure.
I wanted to do this last year, not eighteen. But

(09:03):
then you got engaged, Elvis. It's not my fault. You
didn't know, if I remember correctly, And everybody here, no
one else was allowed to get engaged. Nobody else was
allowed to have any major life changes, no fun until
your wedding. So come from thank you for abiding. Yeah,

(09:23):
one can get engaged or get married during my spectrum
of the engagement moratorium was up like all right, and
then I had a stroke. Yeah, I think Nate traps
and the tragedies right or the headlines. You went right
from the whole I'm in the hospital thing, and then
you died down for a couple of days and you

(09:44):
got engaged. Get back in spotlight. I know, I really
should have a book come out or a movie or something,
because I got a lot of about the fact you
had a stroke before my wedding. Uh it was it
was after No, he was right after well you have
another one before? Oh yeah, that's true. Sorry, everybody, I
really haven't really I haven't Brody of all all people too.
He's picked up all the slack for me, most of it.

(10:06):
Brodie did a great job in your absence. I owe
a mistake dinner and I'll carry through in that promise.
Unlike argument between these two. Thanks n So, now we
plan on our next vacation. Where are you going? Elvis?
I'm thinking of going back to a beach in February. Yeah,
because you said you were planning some big vacations this Yeah. Yeah,

(10:27):
Well we're looking at Africa because I gave Alex for
his Christmas present another trip to Africa. That's wonderful meacation.
It's a week. Yes, well, how is that a trip
for him? Because you're getting and you're more excited than
he is. No, he's very excited. Okay, no, no, this
is gonna be a great one. And then uh, I
see a beach there. We gotta get to Santa Fe.

(10:49):
We got stuff to do. Their beaches in Africa. You
can have a great time. Yeah, you go to one
of those I don't know, you know, vacation. He is
my favorite thing ever. And I was just talking about
on the show today. It's not really just about going
to see them on a Lisa in Paris, are going
to see the Leading Tower of Pisa in Italy. It's
about just getting out of your your environment and going
to someone else's, letting them, letting them write the rules,

(11:10):
live by their rules. I've learned that from you allvis
So we have a three day weekend coming up very soon.
I'm going Iceland for three days. You know who's gone.
I had a great time a tving in the snow
at night to go see the Northern Lights, getting the
massage from the in the water, like when you get
off the plane. I mean, it's gonna be passed. Can

(11:32):
I Can I get up that far? Is it? It's
it's not. Can I give anybody advice that wants to
see the Northern Lights? You gotta go for more than
three days because a lot of times there's atmospheric stuff,
there's clouds, and you gotta have at least a week.
They can't, they can't, they can't. I saw so when
I saw the Northern lights in Norway. We were doing
this cruise out in the middle of this bay because

(11:54):
you want to be away from other light so that
the sky is at its darkest. And we get to
this boat and all of the people are on the
bow of the boat looking up at the sky, and
I look up and there's northern lights are just incredible.
They're dancing through the sky and they just move so
quickly it's like aliens moving. And so we all look
up and we're staring up the sky for like fifteen seconds,
and the captain comes up and says, oh, it looks

(12:15):
like it's gonna be a great night. Everybody, let's get
below deck and then we'll go out in the middle
of the bay. Didn't see him again. That was it.
That was it, That was it seconds. Did you know
that Iceland, there's only four and a half hours of sun. Yeah, yeah,
I've never I've never been in a place where it's
only the sun has been out for four hours, which

(12:39):
all the times of the year, or certain times when
I'm going when I'm going out other times of the year.
We got to get you out of New York. That's
the whole world out there. Well, Scottsdale, Arizona, for that's
the one state doesn't celebrate Martin Luther King Day. What's ironic.
We're going hot air ballooning nice and we're going jeep

(13:02):
going on a jeep tour. That sounds like sitting at
home for three three day week. I'm gonna cook, I'll
be over. It's okay anyway, So we are back. I
think we're here for a good solid two months and
then uh about a month and people still giving us
greed for taking vacations. I'm sorry, but we take vacations.

(13:23):
We have to. We're actually forced by union rules. We
have to take certain times at all. There's nothing we
can do about it. You got to make the people
miss you. It's like being in a relationship. You don't
want to give them too much too fast. All right, Well,
thanks for being here for the almost fifteen minute morning show.
It's like fourteen