December 18, 2019 • 15 mins
From Danielle's finger that won't stop bleeding, Elvis not giving an F , Skeery almost passing out , and Nate duked himself while on a date!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
first minute morning show. Well around the fifteen minute morning show,
penis shaped, Desk is Gandhi, and then there's Scary, and
(00:23):
there's uh Brody Hello, and there's Garrett in danielle in
straighten a in a special guest today. I don't think
he's ever been on a podcast. I don't think the
one and only Uncle Johnny, Yeah, Uncle Johnny. Now, yeah,
I got scared because this morning we were talking about
the time we went to Palm Springs and you started
(00:44):
in the in the liquor store in your in your
white pants. I asked you, I said, don't say anything,
and you turned around. In the minute I told you,
you said okay, and you turned around and made an announcement.
Attention everyone, Attention everyone, in the Palm Springs liquor store.
Uncle Johnny just sharted his white pants. Yeah, we were
talking about it this morning, so we tried to call
(01:04):
you and you didn't answer the phone. Where were you?
I was on the toilet. What were you doing? I
was to do it? Shotting in the toilet. You shouted
in the toilet, shouted in the toilets to start Daniel
Daniel's bleeding. I think guy Daniel. Daniel cut herself on
(01:24):
the knife this morning. No, you're really bleeding, you're not clotting.
You need to go probably catch up. She's the catch
up from the potatoes. No, no, no, she's you're really bleeding.
You can go to like a walking clinic for this,
the hospital. Now you can go down to the dock
in the box as they call it. Are you okay? No,
I'm gonna go. How else do you trust me? I
(01:48):
have faith in stitching up a finger. Gandhi her families
from India. They're all doctors, so Gandhi could probably stitch
you up. Uncle Johnny, we gonna let you go because
Daniel was spurting like a blood. Okay, love you guys.
I'll see you Friday. Are we here Friday? We'll see you.
Then there you go, Uncle Johnny. Everyone get extra best
(02:12):
of show just in case you know. We're here Friday.
We're working, we're all for two weeks. I love the
effort that everyone continues to put into it. It's so good. Daniel. Yeah,
another band aid on it, and then I'm going to
go to get a check. Just put pressure on it.
There's been pressure on it for half an hour already voting.
I'm sorry, stop playing stupid thing. Where's the closest not
(02:36):
too far walking? You can find a doctor in Chinatown,
I'm sure, and is gonna give you a fake Louis
while I'm not it. Isn't there a thing where after
a certain amount of time you can't get a stitch anymore? No,
you can't get an aesthesia anymore. You can still get this.
You're bleeding all over the place. Hey, don't let Scotty
be see that, Dandy? Can you google Gangarine? You're actually
(02:59):
bleeding out. You need don't show Scotty and can I
record it while you do it? Scotty gets really really
go home and do it. I don't want come look
at Danielle. She's bleeding all over the place. I can't
do a serial. I have to go to the hospital.
She need tomorrow. No, no, we have to do it. Okay,
(03:22):
Well then sorry, he saw a blood he saw a
bloody tissue. Can you put this? Children? I know, but
you need you need. We're going to go. I have
to go shopping today. We're three and a half minutes
into the podcast and we've done absolutely. I'm very hand
(03:43):
to fresh. You're so brave, I would be the one.
I'd be the one freaking out right now because I
can't stand inside of blood either. And how are you
tolerating my friend Dr free Park. He's walking me through it.
He's like, how long did you cut it? Well, maybe
he should go get around nine a bunch of what's
his It's just blood. He bleeds tomato sauce anyway, So
(04:06):
I can you know that one time? I um, I
was at the doctors and I had to get a
I had to get a injection and I saw the
the needle pulling blood out and I got so queasy
I passed out in the waiting room. Matter, yeah, I said.
They were like, I was supposed to drive home after
(04:26):
I don't know? And they said no, I think I've
been poked and prodded so many times in my life.
I just did. It doesn't phase me. No. I had
to go laid down. They're like, you want to rest
in this next al right? So Andrew just walked in
with the first aid kit. So what's in there? We
have some gaus? Uh? Yeah, this is Andrew Jeff for
two different people. Okay, were beggars. Can't be choosing Andrew?
(04:51):
I would think Andrew would do a good job because
he's been training for Survivor. I have no doubt he
knows how to stitch things you could do and just
start a a cauterized her wound. Yeah, you were Survivor guy.
Come on, come ahead and tell the word carterized. I
thought it was quarter rized. Quartered. I had my nose
(05:11):
quarterized when I was young because he had bloody knows
is like every week. Let me tell you something. We
were in Miami once we're we're having dinner at some
fancy restaurant and they were like six of us around
the table and my nose started bleeding, so to run
to the bathroom. Remember that, And there was like assuming
that I'm like doing blow, Alice got a blow problem bathroom.
(05:33):
I don't do blow. I wasn't doing blow in the bathroom. No,
I just got a bloody nose. It's still gushing. I
got a lighter. If you want to give me your
finger on burnefit. So Elvis, I just called one of
the clinics right by our studio, Solace Health Tribeca, shout
out to them because they go, are you a member?
And I go, well, no, we're not. They go, well,
there's a fifteen hundred dollar Because they don't take insurance,
(05:53):
they go, so after Daniel pays fifteen hundred dollars, they
can put a stitch in her fingers to the place
by me that I always go to, and then it's
got to be quality. God, I'm good. You'll never make
it die. I'll never make it. Okay, So Nate, what
are you doing to her? What are you guys doing
right now? Jeff? Someone telling us in the microphone what
(06:13):
you're doing. So right now they're wrapping it with gauze
and then they're going to tape it down. So this
way it's like it's it's stronger than than a band
aid would be. So they got the pad to soak
up all the blood. Yeah, okay, how does that not
make you throw up? Scary has to go scary? Okay,
this is why he's never gonna have kids. He could
(06:34):
definitely be in the room. Okay, everyone holding scary. Where
are you going get a stitch? Isn't because of all
the sugar you've eaten today? Maybe he had a platter
of cooking. I haven't seen him. I haven't seen him
like that. When someone suggested to get married, oh, look,
he's in the other room. Scary's like fainting. Like this
(06:58):
is really good though. To win is because now we
know who can handle things and who cannot. And I
would never pick Scottie or Scary to be on my
team for something ever. Yeah, or in case of an emergency, Hey,
don't they have that glue that you can put on
cuts and things? Monkey? Clue? That's not nice. You're gonna
talking to the Jeff. You're an engine You're sure you
know how microphones work. So I mean this podcasting, do
(07:21):
they have blue what? Yes? What? I just told Scary
sit down and put your head between your legs. He goes,
how do you do that? Putting him in the room
with Scotty, who passes out at the sight of blood too,
with the guys. I just Scary to come back in,
he said, I'd rather go to a gym and workout.
(07:41):
That's how bad. Alright, So, Scary, you're doing better. Okay,
the blood isn't gushing anymore for you, Okay, okay, can
we just much By the way, By the way, this
is a podcast. We haven't had one conversation other than
Uncle Johnny Sharting. I mean, so Scary you really get
queasy when you see blood, and like Daniel's bleeding over here,
(08:04):
faint when I see too much blood. Yeah, that was
a lot for me. Don't have a baby. No. When
I see things like that and I see blood on
gauze and things like that, I get lightheaded and I
started getting a shortness of breath. So I, like I said,
ways ago put a cold can on my head and
told me, I put my head. Where do you get
(08:26):
a cold can? Scotty's refrigerator can on? What was a
can of pold spring something that sounds good? Well, it
was just against my forehead. Um, but I'm okay now,
thank god, you're okay. I can't believe you don't know
how to put your head between your legs. I can't
believe you said forehead. By the way, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on. What's a forehead? Put my forehead? Forehead,
(08:49):
my forehead. I pronounced it forehead, I do. Did you
see It's like it's the same as people calling it Florida.
It's not Floria Florida. It's flat. Noticed. He came back
in and those guys, I'm okay. Nothing like Hey, Danielle,
you okay, bleeding out. Okay, don't worry about it. Don't
(09:12):
worry about me. I'm fine. The one over there wrapping
her up is Nate, who we have specific instructions should
something happen in fixing other people walking wounded, helping the
other one? Can I just tell you, as I changed
the subject, I think we had a great show today.
It was awesome. And the reason why it's because I
don't know about you. I came in with it. I
don't give a funk attitude. It was great. I left
(09:33):
my phone at home. I still don't have a phone.
Fuck it. We can have one or two people have
that mentality. We all can't have that mentality. What's that scary?
It's very liberating if you think about it, not having
a phone, not just not giving a flying Now I've
been grabbing for my phone all day and I need
to google something. I think that's what I missed most
(09:54):
about not having a phone. I need to google something.
But I just tell Gandhi, she's my googler. She was
googling quarter rised earlier. Is a quarterized? How do you
say it? It's cauterized. I thought it was cauterized. It
is cauterized, it's snown I've always said quarterized. Okay, then
by all means continue anyway. I don't even know what
the Presese procedure was what they did to me, but
(10:15):
I had it done when I was a kid. Yeah, cauterizing, cauterized, caterizing,
it's not it's not cart it's caught cauterizing. It's actually
they kind of burn your ship. Yeah, it makes it
all go back together. I had my lighter ready for Danielle.
She didn't seem to want. It's like, it's like soldering
your solder, your wound. Is that what that is here
(10:37):
is it's cauterized. It's forehead and cauterized. It's forehead. Florida
and cauterize and orange orange. This is the worst podcast.
This one will get the most listens, guaranteed. I have
(10:58):
a couple of spots to cup is you've already cut
your hand to that. The more provocative the title, that's
what's going to get the listens and not the actual Okay,
so the title of today's podcast is I don't give
a fuck. There you go, I don't give two funks,
and then label it N S F W because that
always gets them to can I say fucking the title? Yes,
(11:21):
you know, star star kakay oh. I should tell my husband.
By the way, how does Danielle commutely figure out a
way to bandage up our middle finger? So she's just
showing everybody a cute you know it hurts like it's throbbing,
is it really? Yeah? But that mean that means you
can feel you'll probably give you a tennis shot or
are you watching the yeah? Yeah, Well Nate had mentioned
(11:42):
earlier if you are looking to go back to what
we started the podcast with that he never got to
tell his himself story. It's so anti climacting. Now that
daniel is almost do you guys mind? Can we listen
to Nate tells his ship himself story? Please? I was
on it, okay. I was on a date and it
was a breakfast date that we have breakfast like, uh no,
it was someplace in the West Village. I think you
(12:05):
shut yourself while working here myself. Yes, actually I shipped
myself during the last six years, but I duked myself
that Gandhi said, So, who was it was some I
can't remember the name of the girl, but we had
this date and it was brunch, and I was really
trying to rush things along because my stomach was doing
that oh yeah thing, and I knew. I was like,
(12:25):
I just really need to farst. So I was in
the restaurant and I was like, where's the bathroom And
the guy points at the door and it's four feet
away from where I'm sitting. Like, I can't go in
there to fart, She's gonna hear it, no way. So
I held it the whole time, and my stomach just
keeps doing. So we finally finished. I'm like wrapping, thinking
like asking for the check when he just brings the food.
(12:48):
It was bad. We finally get outside, I kissed her goodbye.
She walks one way and I pretend to walk the other,
even though I had to go to the right other,
you know, direction she was going. And I stopped and
I'm like, okay, I can finally fart. I ship my
pants straight up my pants and so I was about
six blocks from my my apartment and six flights down,
(13:10):
so I had to watch six blocks in six flights. God,
I was wearing a brown jacket which covered my butt.
But I get upstairs and immediately just this robe finished
douking in the toilet and then jumped into more. I
don't know the last time you gambled and lost on
(13:31):
a fart, but that was I cannot recall ever pooping
my pants. Ever. You've never even started. I've never started. See.
We got into an argument at a party once because
there are a few people who were saying that they
had never started, and I was like, I don't even
believe that that's a lie. But if you're saying it too,
maybe it's not. Daniel, I don't I don't remember the
(13:51):
last time I have. I told you my problem is
just throwing up and peeing at the same time because
I have not a lot of muscles down there with
how to having kids. So after the kids come out,
you can't hold your ear. I can laugh a little
bit and a little pea will come out. I mean
if I like, yeah, if I do too much, it's crazy.
But if I'm throwing up, I'm paying the other end,
do you tell your kids, look what she did to mommy.
(14:14):
Mommy has no keys, Mommy screwed up? All right? This
has been Actually I'm starting to like this podcast. Yeah,
I miscalculated a pe in my pants once I was
playing Little League, and I had a white uniform on
when I was on first space in a very long inning,
and I had to pee and I couldn't help it,
and so I pee it a little bit, you know,
So you get a little, a little off color white
(14:35):
jersey in the pe area and then it kind of
went down your legs, a little stream down. I was
like nine years old, so I'm like, here's what I'll do.
I'll cover myself in dirts so it looks like I slid,
but the dirt only attached itself to where the PA was.
I had a big brown area and a big brown
racing strikes. Don't do that. Fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
first minute morning show. Well around the fifteen minute morning show,
penis shaped, Desk is Gandhi, and then there's Scary, and
(00:23):
there's uh Brody Hello, and there's Garrett in danielle in
straighten a in a special guest today. I don't think
he's ever been on a podcast. I don't think the
one and only Uncle Johnny, Yeah, Uncle Johnny. Now, yeah,
I got scared because this morning we were talking about
the time we went to Palm Springs and you started
(00:44):
in the in the liquor store in your in your
white pants. I asked you, I said, don't say anything,
and you turned around. In the minute I told you,
you said okay, and you turned around and made an announcement.
Attention everyone, Attention everyone, in the Palm Springs liquor store.
Uncle Johnny just sharted his white pants. Yeah, we were
talking about it this morning, so we tried to call
(01:04):
you and you didn't answer the phone. Where were you?
I was on the toilet. What were you doing? I
was to do it? Shotting in the toilet. You shouted
in the toilet, shouted in the toilets to start Daniel
Daniel's bleeding. I think guy Daniel. Daniel cut herself on
(01:24):
the knife this morning. No, you're really bleeding, you're not clotting.
You need to go probably catch up. She's the catch
up from the potatoes. No, no, no, she's you're really bleeding.
You can go to like a walking clinic for this,
the hospital. Now you can go down to the dock
in the box as they call it. Are you okay? No,
I'm gonna go. How else do you trust me? I
(01:48):
have faith in stitching up a finger. Gandhi her families
from India. They're all doctors, so Gandhi could probably stitch
you up. Uncle Johnny, we gonna let you go because
Daniel was spurting like a blood. Okay, love you guys.
I'll see you Friday. Are we here Friday? We'll see you.
Then there you go, Uncle Johnny. Everyone get extra best
(02:12):
of show just in case you know. We're here Friday.
We're working, we're all for two weeks. I love the
effort that everyone continues to put into it. It's so good. Daniel. Yeah,
another band aid on it, and then I'm going to
go to get a check. Just put pressure on it.
There's been pressure on it for half an hour already voting.
I'm sorry, stop playing stupid thing. Where's the closest not
(02:36):
too far walking? You can find a doctor in Chinatown,
I'm sure, and is gonna give you a fake Louis
while I'm not it. Isn't there a thing where after
a certain amount of time you can't get a stitch anymore? No,
you can't get an aesthesia anymore. You can still get this.
You're bleeding all over the place. Hey, don't let Scotty
be see that, Dandy? Can you google Gangarine? You're actually
(02:59):
bleeding out. You need don't show Scotty and can I
record it while you do it? Scotty gets really really
go home and do it. I don't want come look
at Danielle. She's bleeding all over the place. I can't
do a serial. I have to go to the hospital.
She need tomorrow. No, no, we have to do it. Okay,
(03:22):
Well then sorry, he saw a blood he saw a
bloody tissue. Can you put this? Children? I know, but
you need you need. We're going to go. I have
to go shopping today. We're three and a half minutes
into the podcast and we've done absolutely. I'm very hand
(03:43):
to fresh. You're so brave, I would be the one.
I'd be the one freaking out right now because I
can't stand inside of blood either. And how are you
tolerating my friend Dr free Park. He's walking me through it.
He's like, how long did you cut it? Well, maybe
he should go get around nine a bunch of what's
his It's just blood. He bleeds tomato sauce anyway, So
(04:06):
I can you know that one time? I um, I
was at the doctors and I had to get a
I had to get a injection and I saw the
the needle pulling blood out and I got so queasy
I passed out in the waiting room. Matter, yeah, I said.
They were like, I was supposed to drive home after
(04:26):
I don't know? And they said no, I think I've
been poked and prodded so many times in my life.
I just did. It doesn't phase me. No. I had
to go laid down. They're like, you want to rest
in this next al right? So Andrew just walked in
with the first aid kit. So what's in there? We
have some gaus? Uh? Yeah, this is Andrew Jeff for
two different people. Okay, were beggars. Can't be choosing Andrew?
(04:51):
I would think Andrew would do a good job because
he's been training for Survivor. I have no doubt he
knows how to stitch things you could do and just
start a a cauterized her wound. Yeah, you were Survivor guy.
Come on, come ahead and tell the word carterized. I
thought it was quarter rized. Quartered. I had my nose
(05:11):
quarterized when I was young because he had bloody knows
is like every week. Let me tell you something. We
were in Miami once we're we're having dinner at some
fancy restaurant and they were like six of us around
the table and my nose started bleeding, so to run
to the bathroom. Remember that, And there was like assuming
that I'm like doing blow, Alice got a blow problem bathroom.
(05:33):
I don't do blow. I wasn't doing blow in the bathroom. No,
I just got a bloody nose. It's still gushing. I
got a lighter. If you want to give me your
finger on burnefit. So Elvis, I just called one of
the clinics right by our studio, Solace Health Tribeca, shout
out to them because they go, are you a member?
And I go, well, no, we're not. They go, well,
there's a fifteen hundred dollar Because they don't take insurance,
(05:53):
they go, so after Daniel pays fifteen hundred dollars, they
can put a stitch in her fingers to the place
by me that I always go to, and then it's
got to be quality. God, I'm good. You'll never make
it die. I'll never make it. Okay, So Nate, what
are you doing to her? What are you guys doing
right now? Jeff? Someone telling us in the microphone what
(06:13):
you're doing. So right now they're wrapping it with gauze
and then they're going to tape it down. So this
way it's like it's it's stronger than than a band
aid would be. So they got the pad to soak
up all the blood. Yeah, okay, how does that not
make you throw up? Scary has to go scary? Okay,
this is why he's never gonna have kids. He could
(06:34):
definitely be in the room. Okay, everyone holding scary. Where
are you going get a stitch? Isn't because of all
the sugar you've eaten today? Maybe he had a platter
of cooking. I haven't seen him. I haven't seen him
like that. When someone suggested to get married, oh, look,
he's in the other room. Scary's like fainting. Like this
(06:58):
is really good though. To win is because now we
know who can handle things and who cannot. And I
would never pick Scottie or Scary to be on my
team for something ever. Yeah, or in case of an emergency, Hey,
don't they have that glue that you can put on
cuts and things? Monkey? Clue? That's not nice. You're gonna
talking to the Jeff. You're an engine You're sure you
know how microphones work. So I mean this podcasting, do
(07:21):
they have blue what? Yes? What? I just told Scary
sit down and put your head between your legs. He goes,
how do you do that? Putting him in the room
with Scotty, who passes out at the sight of blood too,
with the guys. I just Scary to come back in,
he said, I'd rather go to a gym and workout.
(07:41):
That's how bad. Alright, So, Scary, you're doing better. Okay,
the blood isn't gushing anymore for you, Okay, okay, can
we just much By the way, By the way, this
is a podcast. We haven't had one conversation other than
Uncle Johnny Sharting. I mean, so Scary you really get
queasy when you see blood, and like Daniel's bleeding over here,
(08:04):
faint when I see too much blood. Yeah, that was
a lot for me. Don't have a baby. No. When
I see things like that and I see blood on
gauze and things like that, I get lightheaded and I
started getting a shortness of breath. So I, like I said,
ways ago put a cold can on my head and
told me, I put my head. Where do you get
(08:26):
a cold can? Scotty's refrigerator can on? What was a
can of pold spring something that sounds good? Well, it
was just against my forehead. Um, but I'm okay now,
thank god, you're okay. I can't believe you don't know
how to put your head between your legs. I can't
believe you said forehead. By the way, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on. What's a forehead? Put my forehead? Forehead,
(08:49):
my forehead. I pronounced it forehead, I do. Did you
see It's like it's the same as people calling it Florida.
It's not Floria Florida. It's flat. Noticed. He came back
in and those guys, I'm okay. Nothing like Hey, Danielle,
you okay, bleeding out. Okay, don't worry about it. Don't
(09:12):
worry about me. I'm fine. The one over there wrapping
her up is Nate, who we have specific instructions should
something happen in fixing other people walking wounded, helping the
other one? Can I just tell you, as I changed
the subject, I think we had a great show today.
It was awesome. And the reason why it's because I
don't know about you. I came in with it. I
don't give a funk attitude. It was great. I left
(09:33):
my phone at home. I still don't have a phone.
Fuck it. We can have one or two people have
that mentality. We all can't have that mentality. What's that scary?
It's very liberating if you think about it, not having
a phone, not just not giving a flying Now I've
been grabbing for my phone all day and I need
to google something. I think that's what I missed most
(09:54):
about not having a phone. I need to google something.
But I just tell Gandhi, she's my googler. She was
googling quarter rised earlier. Is a quarterized? How do you
say it? It's cauterized. I thought it was cauterized. It
is cauterized, it's snown I've always said quarterized. Okay, then
by all means continue anyway. I don't even know what
the Presese procedure was what they did to me, but
(10:15):
I had it done when I was a kid. Yeah, cauterizing, cauterized, caterizing,
it's not it's not cart it's caught cauterizing. It's actually
they kind of burn your ship. Yeah, it makes it
all go back together. I had my lighter ready for Danielle.
She didn't seem to want. It's like, it's like soldering
your solder, your wound. Is that what that is here
(10:37):
is it's cauterized. It's forehead and cauterized. It's forehead. Florida
and cauterize and orange orange. This is the worst podcast.
This one will get the most listens, guaranteed. I have
(10:58):
a couple of spots to cup is you've already cut
your hand to that. The more provocative the title, that's
what's going to get the listens and not the actual Okay,
so the title of today's podcast is I don't give
a fuck. There you go, I don't give two funks,
and then label it N S F W because that
always gets them to can I say fucking the title? Yes,
(11:21):
you know, star star kakay oh. I should tell my husband.
By the way, how does Danielle commutely figure out a
way to bandage up our middle finger? So she's just
showing everybody a cute you know it hurts like it's throbbing,
is it really? Yeah? But that mean that means you
can feel you'll probably give you a tennis shot or
are you watching the yeah? Yeah, Well Nate had mentioned
(11:42):
earlier if you are looking to go back to what
we started the podcast with that he never got to
tell his himself story. It's so anti climacting. Now that
daniel is almost do you guys mind? Can we listen
to Nate tells his ship himself story? Please? I was
on it, okay. I was on a date and it
was a breakfast date that we have breakfast like, uh no,
it was someplace in the West Village. I think you
(12:05):
shut yourself while working here myself. Yes, actually I shipped
myself during the last six years, but I duked myself
that Gandhi said, So, who was it was some I
can't remember the name of the girl, but we had
this date and it was brunch, and I was really
trying to rush things along because my stomach was doing
that oh yeah thing, and I knew. I was like,
(12:25):
I just really need to farst. So I was in
the restaurant and I was like, where's the bathroom And
the guy points at the door and it's four feet
away from where I'm sitting. Like, I can't go in
there to fart, She's gonna hear it, no way. So
I held it the whole time, and my stomach just
keeps doing. So we finally finished. I'm like wrapping, thinking
like asking for the check when he just brings the food.
(12:48):
It was bad. We finally get outside, I kissed her goodbye.
She walks one way and I pretend to walk the other,
even though I had to go to the right other,
you know, direction she was going. And I stopped and
I'm like, okay, I can finally fart. I ship my
pants straight up my pants and so I was about
six blocks from my my apartment and six flights down,
(13:10):
so I had to watch six blocks in six flights. God,
I was wearing a brown jacket which covered my butt.
But I get upstairs and immediately just this robe finished
douking in the toilet and then jumped into more. I
don't know the last time you gambled and lost on
(13:31):
a fart, but that was I cannot recall ever pooping
my pants. Ever. You've never even started. I've never started. See.
We got into an argument at a party once because
there are a few people who were saying that they
had never started, and I was like, I don't even
believe that that's a lie. But if you're saying it too,
maybe it's not. Daniel, I don't I don't remember the
(13:51):
last time I have. I told you my problem is
just throwing up and peeing at the same time because
I have not a lot of muscles down there with
how to having kids. So after the kids come out,
you can't hold your ear. I can laugh a little
bit and a little pea will come out. I mean
if I like, yeah, if I do too much, it's crazy.
But if I'm throwing up, I'm paying the other end,
do you tell your kids, look what she did to mommy.
(14:14):
Mommy has no keys, Mommy screwed up? All right? This
has been Actually I'm starting to like this podcast. Yeah,
I miscalculated a pe in my pants once I was
playing Little League, and I had a white uniform on
when I was on first space in a very long inning,
and I had to pee and I couldn't help it,
and so I pee it a little bit, you know,
So you get a little, a little off color white
(14:35):
jersey in the pe area and then it kind of
went down your legs, a little stream down. I was
like nine years old, so I'm like, here's what I'll do.
I'll cover myself in dirts so it looks like I slid,
but the dirt only attached itself to where the PA was.
I had a big brown area and a big brown
racing strikes. Don't do that. Fifteen minute morning show
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