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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Presents Show. Everybody's got their hand now my instagram
is loaded with d ms from random strangers. Oh my god,
that just asking me for money. It's unreal kind of strangers.
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I didn't hear anything. You just randos. Yeah, but he
said random stranger. That's what kind of stranger would be.
Not be right, That's what I do. That's what we
do on boys. I don't have the energy anymore. No.
I actually one woman and I took a screenshot of it.
I said as my boyfriend, I was like, I don't
even know to say to this. All she said was,
can you pay off my credit card? Gad? I was like,
can I pay off my credit card? Becoming they really
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are people just like outright asking you for money. I'm like,
I really, I know what you hear on the radio,
but a lot of that stuff is backed by big
corporations and promotions that we're doing, so it may appear
on air that a lot of times, you know, we're
giving away all this money. And by the way, sometimes
Elvis does go you know, he goes into his own pocket.
Sometimes he doesn't like you're shooting a theory in the
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foot shops. So reach out to Elvis if you want.
It's all backed up by big corporations, but Elvis pays
his own pocket. Sometimes it's big corporations, sometimes it's Elvis.
The point is it's corporation. It's never me like I
don't have money. I'm not made of money. I am
broke just like the next person. You do Uber three
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blocks sometimes that's where my paycheck goes on. Spend all
his money in Uber. But we were laughing yesterday when
you ubered from the restaurant where minute ten minutes, ten minutes,
It wasn't even ten. It was like nobody. I ubered
my ass home from there. Difference I didn't go I
didn't go back to the radio stationer there, No, I
walked there. I walked there, and I ubered from their
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right to my house because I wanted to beat traffic.
Oh that makes all the difference in the world. Of course,
we were all laughing because we thought you uber back
to the state because anywhere he opered us to brunch
was three blocks away. Have you achieved platinum level status yet?
I am I'm a diamond level. Can I ask a question,
why can't you just walk to three blocks. What are
you talking about? I walked to the restaurant. That was
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the month's worth of walking. When did you come home?
Did you walk back? As I said, hey, did you
walk back? I went? I went from the race and
I went went from the restaurant home. I don't have
my car with me. He walked, hot did but by
very proud of you. After jingle Ball, there was a
short walk from Madison Square Garden to the hotel where
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we were having this party, and he did uber from
there to there because it was in the cold rain.
I'm not word out. I walked. I made it only
because when we pulled up the thing, the uber app,
it went from two minutes to twenty one minutes to
thirty two minutes, and I was like, we're going to
be there before the stupid even get back to the
donation thing, money, I don't have any money. We should
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get we should address something because everybody thinks when we
give away like cars or trips or gift baskets right,
that we're just giving those away for no reason, that
we we had them right, or people are text in
and go can I have that? Here's how it works
and pull back the curtain like we've done many times.
A sponsor will pay for the right for us to
give it away on the radio. Therefore we have to
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give it away on the radio so we can then
thank the sponsor who gave it to us to give
away give away, so that that that gift basket from
uh Let's say, say Home Depot gives a gift card.
If we give you the Home Depot gift card a
text message, then we didn't thank Home Depot on the radio,
and they didn't get their Home Depot for all your
hardware needs for this holiday season. That's all a thing.
It's not we don't have like a storage room of
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stuff to take it back, and to take it back
even a step further. A lot of times we'll get
Home Depot, for instance, and they'll want to do something
on the show and they want us to just talk
about Home Depot. Brodie Scarier myself for anybody on the show,
will say, well, can you give us something from them
to give away, so then it doesn't sound like just
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a blatant plug that way, we're giving something. Yeah, for say, hey,
Home Depot wants to make your holidays brighter. I don't
want the pot in front of Gandhi. I think all
the time, if they want us to post on our social,
I'll say, guys, I'm like, if you have us post
too much on social, the listeners start to get upset
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because they don't want to see advertising like that if
you give them an incentive if they can win a prize,
Like if you want us to advertise this thing, well
let's advertise it with an incentive for them so they
can win a weekend trip to the thing, or you
know something like that. I have a complaint. You guys
know that what's the discovery page on Instagram? You haven't
see like a girl in a bikini and like mixed in? Yeah?
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Sometimes you right, you go, oh, so you click on
it because I do like, oh, who's this? Why? What
is she relatable to what I normally look at? That's
why you click it? And that they'll be like a girl,
but we should figure out a way to do this
will be so the hot girl will be walking down
the beach, You're like, oh, this girl is very attractive.
Then she pulls an unknown energy drink out of her
bikini and it's a commercial an unknown energy those are
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placed Why an energy drink? It's always because they want
you to think that if you drink it, you'll look
like Yeah, where she hiding this? It just fell out
any products, I'm like, yeah, like I'm going to look
like Camilla Cabayo if I useing coffee cup. I don't
expect you to want to look like me. I'll tell
you all the people who I wouldn't want to look like.
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You know what that means. I'm just saying. I'm just
saying you did. That theory is not true because they
asked me to long e coffee cups. Yes, Gandhi, back
to done? What were you talking? Everyone talking over everyone?
I honestly don't even remember what I was saying. Whatever
it was was very important. It was everybody to know
that in the whole. And people are rewinding right now
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in this podcasting what deep Gandhi says she gonna say?
And what did Gandhi say? You know What's so back
to the whole. People asking for stuff that you brought up.
I had people. I'm just going through emails and messages
now from when I was with a stroke, and so
I see this one girl asking me for jingle ball
tickets and it's this long paragraph about has she's had
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it so rough this year. And then she goes back
and apparently hadn't even looked at my Instagram page and
me posting from the hospital bed and then post like
four days later. Oh, I'm sorry, I see her going
through your own stuff. I'll ask someone else at least
circle back. Sorry, didn't you had tickets to give aways? What?
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I hear? Well, that's a good question, A good question.
I didn't, Okay, So if you were almost didn't didn't?
And had they gotten two days before the show? I
think we got them. Yeah, nobody hit you up that,
hey man, you might go to the show so you
want to get Well, maybe they did. I'm still going
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through messages. But apparently they weren't good. Those suits. They
were the last role in the arena. But but Madison
is where Garden is amazing one and two they had video.
Best thing about the last role in the arena, it's
bar stool seating, so it's kind of like a party
in itself. You don't have to sit in your seats.
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You can walk around and talk to people while watching it.
There's their own concession stand and there's even an elevator
to get up there. So it actually turned out to
be pretty cool seating. There was like plenty of space
back there that you weren't feeling crushed, people weren't spilling
their drinks on I have a question for Danielle. So
our boss Mark is handing out the tickets and I
didn't know this, but there's a code in the bottom
right that has a number and an X, and the
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higher the number, the further they are from the stage.
Is that yes, so you can tell how good this
way they're all rated. You can rate them one pair
against another. So he gives Danielle the tickets and he goes,
oh wait, wait, give me those back. These are better.
So he handed our tickets and I went, wow, he
upgraded Danielle. He must have been going through his pile
and he gave her better tickets. So when I saw
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Daniel's husband, Sheldon, I said, how good were your seats?
Because I figured, you know, daniel as a coast he
was last row, like last row. He upgraded her. I
saw it. I think the other tickets were behind the
stage with no view, honestly, because because every old, the
whole staff was up there, mobounds, everybody was vi from
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like fifth row. But scary board tickets scary tickets, and
I had to go to the top to even find
the right to buy this pair uber money left over
because you know, I tried to get well, that's what
happened to me. So I ordered tickets and then my
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father passed away, and I obviously wasn't paying attention to
emails and I missed when I had to pay. So
when I got back, I said, oh my gosh. And
then at that point it's like, we're sorry, we released
your tickets, and I said, okay, what what they did?
They didn't so they gave me another place to look
for them, and it was basically the general whatever. So
I wound up getting bad. You know, I felt bad,
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but I told everybody, listen, I can get you seats,
but yeah, not gonna be good. And they weren't great
seats in the eighth row like tenth Row Center. Really, yeah,
who got over those temps? I don't know. She's the
one who does your hair. What we do a lot
of times is you know those all access passes. Sometimes
you can sneak past security. I'm just going to where
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I'm supposed to be and then they let you. So
we might have tried that. A couple that could be
what it was. Sometimes people get out of their seats. Yeah,
just stand and then as soon as somebody starts to
approach and gives you that look, you're like, don't go
get out of your back. In the day, those all
those all access passes, you know that three foot area
between the stage and the fans with it's the photo
pit roll. The professional photographers go. We used to be
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able to go in there with you all access passed,
so you can walk in there and stand right at
the foot of the stage and take pictures of the
people on stage from a foot away. It was great.
They excuse me, all access, no problem. Now the all
access is like you know those sales that say no inclusions,
but then they go, exclusions include. The exclusions include that area.
Now you can't get in there, but you used to.
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If you're dating one of the artists, then you know
you are exactly. Oh you don't look like I don't.
I think the biggest part to like scamming your way
into things, it's just acting like you've been there, Act
like you're supposed to do it. Don't act shy and scared.
I have one friend who anytime she's about to do
something bad. She's like, oh my god, Oh my god,
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are we gonna get in trouble? I want to punch her.
I'm like, hey, now we are. We were about the instant. Yeah,
the instant. You show any hesitation going into an area,
they'll stop you. But if you just walk through, you
get right in. I tried that, I get caught. I
look up dead in the man. You guys gotta do
the walk and talk Gandhi. Just like Gandhi and what
I'm saying. You walk, you're talking to somebody else, and
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you're looking You're not even looking at the guard. And
then you just have a smile on your face and
you got swagger and you just get in. Can you show?
It's like, oh yeah, okay, I'm first. Swagger to you
is wacky waving long cansk your question all morning long?
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What's the zipper on your shirt? Okay, don't even know
what this is. I thought it was a side diamond
outside and the alley. They apparently it works. Look look
looks like it was. What does it do? It's a
pocket that zips so we can see you put in it.
That's an impractical pocket. It really is zip. You could
spill out so it's got thin little things for pens
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to go inside. What name is on the back of
that shirt? Like, well, you know, first scary. How much
was the price of the shirt? I don't know at
the outlets in would Bury Varvados alright, Varvados on sale
is not okay. So I got this at the John
Varvados store and would Bury can you put a price
on it? It was? It was half off because it
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was you put a price on it. No, because what
I'm saying, did you take away the zipper? It's a
ten dollar shirt? How many US is that? How much?
I don't know how the normal shirts twenty bucks? Know?
At John Varvatos how I don't even know. Danielle remember
my on the Brooklyn Boys podcast, he paid like a
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hundred dollars for a tide dyed T shirt that was
from theory theory. You're an idiot. It's a shirt you
could throw in blue die yourself. And was there that
day and he actually liked my shirt. He's an alcoholic
sex feed that changes every Yeah, he's he's half asleep
half the time. Did you read Robbie's Instagram bio? Can
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somebody read it? I did? Hold on, let me find
it while you're doing that looking up the price of this.
So in turn, Robbie in turn for us over the summer,
and he has the greatest craziest sex stories. He goes
to seven eleven and he has sex on the way there. Okay,
it says Robbie, huh, homo erotic jock blew it jock
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boy who plays with poles and says that sounds like
he's buying debt. Gallowet, I don't know. I know he's
a pole vaulter, so I think he's being serious with that,
But the homoerotic jockboy might not be. So. The other
word you mentioned is the school for the deaf he
goes to. He's learning sign language. That's the nice part
of him. Well, that's that's so he can have sex
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with deaf girls. Don't say what they have sex too.
If he's using that just to have sex with deaf girls,
of course he is. He's great with his fingers. Oh
god for side language. People are gonna say, at least
they don't have to hear him, right, So scary your shirt,
don't talk with your mouthful again? Yeah, so scary. You
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probably paid somewhere around a hundred to two two dollars for
that shirt. Well, okay, I got it at the outlet,
so it was definitely seventy bucks probably that's eighteen calls
plus the cost of the zip. Or it's a cool shirt.
I was just wondering about the pocket, that's all. No.
I like the shirt. I love that color. You don't
like the prudent. I don't like Superfluence zip first, I
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really don't. I don't like zippers just for fashion. I
think um Elvis had that one jacket, remember it had
zippers everywhere and some of this it was d square,
asymmetrical zipper. What about parachut pants zippers, all of them?
If the zipper doesn't do anything, I don't have those
two like zippers. I don't like zippers that don't have
a purpose, Like if it's holding up my fly, great,
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if it's you know, sometimes zippers are cute on not
what the wants out of his nipple. I feel like
the designer is like it's missing something that's that's an
under the weed people the weed zipper on the arm
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of her jacket. For you, it's a zipper on the
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