December 11, 2019 • 15 mins
As we kick off Jingle Ball in Philadelphia tonight, we talk about the craziness of the shows. Plus , tis the season for FOOD!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
You've got Nerds Morning Show. So Danielle just realizes here
on the Wednesday show, Well, it felt like such a
short show because you were only here for half the
show is so funny. I looked at the clock and
(00:23):
I was like twenty before and I'm like, how the
hell did that happen? Then, oh, that's right, I was
late because the damn traffic in the weather. Than Sorry, guys,
I told you to go home. You did, but I didn't.
I'm glad I didn't. I'm glad you didn't. We had
a much better show because you were here eventually. Uh. Anyway,
welcome to the day. This is the Wednesday, December eleven,
(00:44):
fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Around the penis shaped table,
We've got Gandhi and Scary and Dave Brody. I'm at
the sensitive part and then uh, and on the other
side of the sensitive part is Garrett more closer to
the tip, and and down here next to me at
the very the base is Danielle. Yeah. Hello, I'm at
the base of the shaft. This is disgusting. It is
(01:06):
funny because I wrote about this in my book about
how people if you're wondering what it looks like in
our studio, I said, at the base of a very
long penis looking table, and I don't know how it
ended up looking like this. Bah baha, my asked sometimes anyway,
So here we go. It's Wednesday. We're about to hop
into the Elvis Drain Morning Show. Uh magic bus. Head
(01:30):
on down the turnpike to Philly for Qno. Two's jingle Ball.
What are you wearing tonight? I have no idea. I'll
come up with something. Q two is jingle Ball. I
enjoy because it's relaxed. It's chill backstage. It's not a
ball of electricity in the bad sense like Z one
hundred jingle ball, which is people shoving each other and
you've got back there it is. When we walk in,
(01:54):
they hand us a bucket of chicken and pizza. Y,
we do have the chicken. Tell us I got it.
You you're you're thinking about what to wear. I got
something you've never worn before. I think a lot of
people will respect it. You wear the seventies sixers personalized
jersey they gave you. I do have that on stage.
First time you'll be wearing a jersey. Is it sleeveless. Yes, yeah,
I can't wear that hockey basketball jersey. I have cafeteria
(02:19):
lady arms. I'll put a t shirt. Na that oh scary,
you wanted your microphone on. I was gonna say, you know,
ye yeah, put a long sleeve shirt. Put something really
cool or the tattoo sleeves that DEETI Gregorious Philly's jersey.
But they don't make him yet because he just got signed. Yes,
(02:41):
maybe next year anyway, So tonight's tonight. I'm excited. Listen.
I was going to be there is not a horn
there tonight. He is. I do believe he is? Scary
says no, I don't know. Okay, follow him on Instagram,
he says, I'll see you in Philly. Your seconds of
summer You're you're in so negative scary anyway, So all right,
what do you guys want to talk about? If you
had a fifteen minute morning show podcast, can we talk
(03:02):
about Gandhi's instant story? Her entire instant story is one
theme today? What is it? I haven't looked at it yet.
It is every time I looked up and wondered where
Scary was, I found him eating eating scary And it's
not it looks like if you didn't know us, it
looks like I made it up. And it's just in
(03:22):
one little take. No, I should as zoomed in on
the clock because it was like hours half hours apart.
So he went, oh my god. There was one time
Elvis in the other studio with Scotty Records next door. Here.
You kicked everybody out. She had to record you, Like
everybody leave, I got a record, So everybody went out
of the studio and made a right. Scary made a
left and went right to the table of food after you.
If you kicked a love it. So every frame opens
(03:45):
with Gandhi going where Scary. Then she shows you behind
her eating eating something the soup. You're so funny. The
hottest part was figuring out how to spell love. I
(04:09):
love food, but I want to say that when it
comes to when it comes to when it comes to
eating chicouter reboards and I'm talking about meats and cheese,
is the Italian kind, salamis and things I can't resist.
I will keep going back. You can't resist any food
that comes in here. Specifically that though I happen to
love just meats and cheese and Alex and I can
(04:31):
make a dinner of it. Some people just consider that
it's the appetizer or whatever, or you know whatever. I know,
I love it and absolutely sucker for a good a
good cheese too. I love cheese. I think it's got
all the food groups right, It's got the dairy, it's
got the meat, it's got vegetable, all the vegetable. We're
gonna go with that, Brody, Brodie, where do you bring
it in from Italy? It's a gift basket. I'm bringing
(04:53):
Scary's favorite sound this time of year, of the sound
of the gift basket. He said that was his favorite sound.
All I could think of was my dog, r I
p dog. But anytime you would have that little sound,
he would be right there. Hello. There's nothing like the
sound of cellophane creakling and that scissors cutting and opening
a ribbon. You use scissors his teeth. So there's a company.
(05:16):
Uh well, actually these guys who right for our show
and every year they send the most beautiful gift basket.
I mean it's all foods. It's all like summer sausages
and crackers and cheeses, and you know it's complete. It
really is. Scary opens it up. I mean it's it's huge.
I mean it is four ft by four ft. It's massive.
(05:36):
I don't even know how they get it in here
makes a statement, It makes the statement eat me, and
Scary eats the entire thing. You've seen him, Danielle, He's
seen him many years in a row. It's kind of scary.
I wouldn't let my children near it. Cracks my children
near it, because Scary might eat him while I'm standing.
(05:57):
Remember Paul Revere, he wrote his horse through Boston. The
the Red Coats are coming. The Red Coats are coming.
Every year you can always count Scary. The summer sausage
is here, the sausage horse and rides through the stables
cheese like I loved to munch too. We all love
to eat. This is the show that eats. This is
(06:18):
the biggest problem college freshman year. Uh. You know I
put on more weight first few years here than I
did in college. Oh yeah, so, gandhi. You know, we
have these research projects. We put research projects out in
the field to see what people listen to in the morning,
and they listen to us what they think about of
our show. We do this a lot, by the way,
and uh, for many years it would come back. Oh
(06:40):
so number one, you were known as the show that eats.
I would absolutely agree. I've never been anywhere where they
ate as much as we eat here. But we talked
about it, don't We don't hide it. Well, here's the thing.
I find it very relatable. People who listen to our
show they love to eat too. And everybody has the
same problem this time of years, like we're eating too
much and we can't fit in our clothes anymore. Don't
(07:02):
there's not a problem. You remember the thirteen minute montage
we did. We took up one month's worth the clips
of food mentions, just of your food mentions, and it
was thirteen minutes long. Do we have that somewhere when
you let's hear it for butter? Yes, butter and the
best part. So we have all this food sitting around today,
(07:23):
and I have a little bag to go with me
that's going home of other food that you brought in.
I know, but I see I want some of that back.
I want to I want to bite of that of
the uh, I don't want to that someone like one
little bite of the pinnier cool, It's spicy, it's good.
I love it. I can't eat another bite? Yes, you can.
Never said those words before. When do you have to
(07:43):
slowdown to bite? You just will fit down right? Speaking
of the tape worm, you want to tell the story
about the tape worm? Now that we can, I don't
want to. You started talking about it on the Big
Show and I felt like people were vomiting because they
were eating breakfast. It's a vomitous story. So a man
in Thailand just removed a thirty two foot I believe. Wait,
let me double check. I think it's thirty two ft
(08:04):
tapeworm from his booty because it started to poke out
the back, which is what happens when they get really big,
got a tapework So he pulled it out and then
they put this thing on a plate and it was
the grossest thing I've ever seen, and I showed scary.
What is the telltale sign of a tapeworm? How do
you keep eating and eating? How do you know you
(08:24):
have one? Can you feel it in you? They here
it is guys. Let me say, a man left horrified
after pulling a tape how did you develop ten long?
A tapeworm had to get inside you somehow? Over under
Elvis comes back. I hope he comes back because there's
(08:44):
the thing. He gave me that food and now he's
eating the food. How am I supposed to take the
Wait a minute, that makes him an Indian food giver.
They're not Gandhi tell the story that you're telling on air,
which obviously you had to go into detail as you
were concentrating on your computer. I was just left, is
Mike grabbed your food day? I saw him coming up
(09:06):
behind me, and I was like, what's something that's going
to happen? And the worst thing that could have happened happened?
And what are you doing? I'm gonna warm this up
that food? What a tease? But anyway, the telltale sign
scary of having a tapeworm is really just keep eating
and eating and you're not gaining any weight so that
you don't have a tapeworm. Scary clearly, and it usually
(09:28):
gets into your body from like some type of weird
It looks like it looks like a delicacy, looks like
something you eat. Okay, let's see if you have it.
Do you have it? Would you eat a tapeworm? Was good? Symptoms?
Do you have any eggs, larva or segments from the tapeworm?
In your stool. Have you been looking at your poo? What?
What is that? I mean, a tapeworm looks like a worm.
(09:49):
That's the segments I've gotten. None of the abdominal paint, vomiting, nausea,
general weakness, yes, inflammation of the intestine, diarrhea, No weight loss,
certainly not warm for the weight lost part. Let's see,
how do I get a tapeworm? Amazons? They're flat segmented
(10:14):
worms that live in the intestines of some animals. Animals
can become infected when grazing and pastures. You do that
or drinking. I'm going to say, I don't have tapeworm.
Oh I do, ask, Carpaccio said, speaking of me, it's
(10:37):
raining outside, Speaking of love, I can. I could order
tape warm medicine for your cats and dogs on Amazon,
but I cannot order a tape warm. So your pet
is more likely to get tapeworms than you if you're
outside eating in the grass or whatever. I what other
dogs in the passage. They do have a got tapeworm
t shirt for scary. Oh my god, I wish I
(10:58):
would have known that before we said it lost the
back I lost. Garret didn't think you were coming back.
He thought you were homeward. I had to warm up
my my, my paneer and Rice and I left two
seconds left on the microwaves for someone who wants to
come and join me later. We were trying to diagnose
whether or not Scary in fact has a tapeworm. It
(11:18):
doesn't look like one of these symptoms is weight loss,
and I'm not. There's the only thing worse than having
a tapeworm is you having a failing tape take worms,
vomiting back up everything, a lazy table. So now the
tapeworms inside you. It's oh, first name, the first name.
Here's what you missed. I said you took back the
(11:40):
food you gave it, which made you an Indian food giver?
It does? Is that nice? Hell? Yeah, you give that back.
There's more in there. There's a lot of them. Anyway,
where were we We were at the end of the podcast.
How many minutes left? Like, no, you still have like
four minutes left. We're trying to how to treat his tapeworm. Tapeworm?
Should he have it? There's some pills apparently my dad
(12:01):
no joke. He used to work at a clinic in
India removing tapeworms was the thing they used to do
all the time, exactly like this guy in Thailand. They
would see a poking out a little bit. When somebody
would come in and they were sick, they would check
it would be poking out. They'd pull it out in No,
I don't know from Okay. So they really they consume
a lot. Not only I mean you're nutrients. I mean
(12:22):
it's dangerous for you, very dangerous. Some people, very very
bad plan will actually swallow a tape worm if they
want to lose weight really fast. There's a shirt on
Amazons there's got tapeworm. I tried to order a tapeworm
on Amazon, but you can't. You can only order tapeworm
medicine for your cats and dogs. There's gotta be away.
(12:44):
We can start a business. This could be the next horizon,
tape over the next horizon, a new business that we
can start to make a lot of money, tape tapeworm
tapeworms to sell them, sell them and then will remove
them when they get too came to be full circle.
We gotta find out that if you can die from
a tape warm because I don't want that on my content.
You can we have to put this claim on this
podcast that people don't realize we're being facetious. They're gonna
(13:05):
email us now going you know I had a tape worm.
I know my uncle died of tape. We're not making fun.
We're just having fun. They can kill you, they can.
They can. Sounds like you people are making fun of
tape wormed. What's that show? What's the show? When they
come on, they picked their ideas. I'm out. Oh you
(13:25):
can posily die. I'm out. What's what's the worm in
te quiller? That'scal know? The worm that's not a tapeworm?
Is that I'm kitching the bottom of miscal It's a
drunk worm waste. Those are easy to get, but they
don't eat your nutriums. This rice is so good, Yeah
it is. I can't wait to go home. And so
you said, this is the morning that talks about food
(13:49):
and hold on, hold on, Well, yeah we are. We're scary.
Oh it's a caterpillar. It's the lava of a caterpillar
in mescal. Are you worried about like the fact that
just a couple of weeks you're not gonna be eating
again for forty days when anxiety because you know I'm
gonna drop thirty pounds. Scary days outside of Christmas, arguably
(14:10):
the worst time for you to stop eating, your birthday,
super Bowl, and you're you don't do any of that.
You're the guy at your own birthday party with a
couple of water in the corner. Or we're all enjoying ourselves. Man,
scar protein, vegetables and fruit. You should like February four,
after Super Bowl January one, Why don't you work out
this year like todays a week? And because that's what
(14:31):
Dr Fatlaw said to you. All you need to do
is work out for minutes and you maintain it right,
So why don't we do that this year? I mean,
I guess I could you know what? Back to this
notion that we have to start diets at the beginning
of the new year. We had a guest on recently.
We talked about how this is the worst time of
year to start a diet. When it's cold, this is
usually when we fatten up. We should have diet in
the spring when everything's new and fresh. Yes, can we
(14:53):
move that scary keep eating until March? Yes? Fifteen minute
Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
You've got Nerds Morning Show. So Danielle just realizes here
on the Wednesday show, Well, it felt like such a
short show because you were only here for half the
show is so funny. I looked at the clock and
(00:23):
I was like twenty before and I'm like, how the
hell did that happen? Then, oh, that's right, I was
late because the damn traffic in the weather. Than Sorry, guys,
I told you to go home. You did, but I didn't.
I'm glad I didn't. I'm glad you didn't. We had
a much better show because you were here eventually. Uh. Anyway,
welcome to the day. This is the Wednesday, December eleven,
(00:44):
fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. Around the penis shaped table,
We've got Gandhi and Scary and Dave Brody. I'm at
the sensitive part and then uh, and on the other
side of the sensitive part is Garrett more closer to
the tip, and and down here next to me at
the very the base is Danielle. Yeah. Hello, I'm at
the base of the shaft. This is disgusting. It is
(01:06):
funny because I wrote about this in my book about
how people if you're wondering what it looks like in
our studio, I said, at the base of a very
long penis looking table, and I don't know how it
ended up looking like this. Bah baha, my asked sometimes anyway,
So here we go. It's Wednesday. We're about to hop
into the Elvis Drain Morning Show. Uh magic bus. Head
(01:30):
on down the turnpike to Philly for Qno. Two's jingle Ball.
What are you wearing tonight? I have no idea. I'll
come up with something. Q two is jingle Ball. I
enjoy because it's relaxed. It's chill backstage. It's not a
ball of electricity in the bad sense like Z one
hundred jingle ball, which is people shoving each other and
you've got back there it is. When we walk in,
(01:54):
they hand us a bucket of chicken and pizza. Y,
we do have the chicken. Tell us I got it.
You you're you're thinking about what to wear. I got
something you've never worn before. I think a lot of
people will respect it. You wear the seventies sixers personalized
jersey they gave you. I do have that on stage.
First time you'll be wearing a jersey. Is it sleeveless. Yes, yeah,
I can't wear that hockey basketball jersey. I have cafeteria
(02:19):
lady arms. I'll put a t shirt. Na that oh scary,
you wanted your microphone on. I was gonna say, you know,
ye yeah, put a long sleeve shirt. Put something really
cool or the tattoo sleeves that DEETI Gregorious Philly's jersey.
But they don't make him yet because he just got signed. Yes,
(02:41):
maybe next year anyway, So tonight's tonight. I'm excited. Listen.
I was going to be there is not a horn
there tonight. He is. I do believe he is? Scary
says no, I don't know. Okay, follow him on Instagram,
he says, I'll see you in Philly. Your seconds of
summer You're you're in so negative scary anyway, So all right,
what do you guys want to talk about? If you
had a fifteen minute morning show podcast, can we talk
(03:02):
about Gandhi's instant story? Her entire instant story is one
theme today? What is it? I haven't looked at it yet.
It is every time I looked up and wondered where
Scary was, I found him eating eating scary And it's
not it looks like if you didn't know us, it
looks like I made it up. And it's just in
(03:22):
one little take. No, I should as zoomed in on
the clock because it was like hours half hours apart.
So he went, oh my god. There was one time
Elvis in the other studio with Scotty Records next door. Here.
You kicked everybody out. She had to record you, Like
everybody leave, I got a record, So everybody went out
of the studio and made a right. Scary made a
left and went right to the table of food after you.
If you kicked a love it. So every frame opens
(03:45):
with Gandhi going where Scary. Then she shows you behind
her eating eating something the soup. You're so funny. The
hottest part was figuring out how to spell love. I
(04:09):
love food, but I want to say that when it
comes to when it comes to when it comes to
eating chicouter reboards and I'm talking about meats and cheese,
is the Italian kind, salamis and things I can't resist.
I will keep going back. You can't resist any food
that comes in here. Specifically that though I happen to
love just meats and cheese and Alex and I can
(04:31):
make a dinner of it. Some people just consider that
it's the appetizer or whatever, or you know whatever. I know,
I love it and absolutely sucker for a good a
good cheese too. I love cheese. I think it's got
all the food groups right, It's got the dairy, it's
got the meat, it's got vegetable, all the vegetable. We're
gonna go with that, Brody, Brodie, where do you bring
it in from Italy? It's a gift basket. I'm bringing
(04:53):
Scary's favorite sound this time of year, of the sound
of the gift basket. He said that was his favorite sound.
All I could think of was my dog, r I
p dog. But anytime you would have that little sound,
he would be right there. Hello. There's nothing like the
sound of cellophane creakling and that scissors cutting and opening
a ribbon. You use scissors his teeth. So there's a company.
(05:16):
Uh well, actually these guys who right for our show
and every year they send the most beautiful gift basket.
I mean it's all foods. It's all like summer sausages
and crackers and cheeses, and you know it's complete. It
really is. Scary opens it up. I mean it's it's huge.
I mean it is four ft by four ft. It's massive.
(05:36):
I don't even know how they get it in here
makes a statement, It makes the statement eat me, and
Scary eats the entire thing. You've seen him, Danielle, He's
seen him many years in a row. It's kind of scary.
I wouldn't let my children near it. Cracks my children
near it, because Scary might eat him while I'm standing.
(05:57):
Remember Paul Revere, he wrote his horse through Boston. The
the Red Coats are coming. The Red Coats are coming.
Every year you can always count Scary. The summer sausage
is here, the sausage horse and rides through the stables
cheese like I loved to munch too. We all love
to eat. This is the show that eats. This is
(06:18):
the biggest problem college freshman year. Uh. You know I
put on more weight first few years here than I
did in college. Oh yeah, so, gandhi. You know, we
have these research projects. We put research projects out in
the field to see what people listen to in the morning,
and they listen to us what they think about of
our show. We do this a lot, by the way,
and uh, for many years it would come back. Oh
(06:40):
so number one, you were known as the show that eats.
I would absolutely agree. I've never been anywhere where they
ate as much as we eat here. But we talked
about it, don't We don't hide it. Well, here's the thing.
I find it very relatable. People who listen to our
show they love to eat too. And everybody has the
same problem this time of years, like we're eating too
much and we can't fit in our clothes anymore. Don't
(07:02):
there's not a problem. You remember the thirteen minute montage
we did. We took up one month's worth the clips
of food mentions, just of your food mentions, and it
was thirteen minutes long. Do we have that somewhere when
you let's hear it for butter? Yes, butter and the
best part. So we have all this food sitting around today,
(07:23):
and I have a little bag to go with me
that's going home of other food that you brought in.
I know, but I see I want some of that back.
I want to I want to bite of that of
the uh, I don't want to that someone like one
little bite of the pinnier cool, It's spicy, it's good.
I love it. I can't eat another bite? Yes, you can.
Never said those words before. When do you have to
(07:43):
slowdown to bite? You just will fit down right? Speaking
of the tape worm, you want to tell the story
about the tape worm? Now that we can, I don't
want to. You started talking about it on the Big
Show and I felt like people were vomiting because they
were eating breakfast. It's a vomitous story. So a man
in Thailand just removed a thirty two foot I believe. Wait,
let me double check. I think it's thirty two ft
(08:04):
tapeworm from his booty because it started to poke out
the back, which is what happens when they get really big,
got a tapework So he pulled it out and then
they put this thing on a plate and it was
the grossest thing I've ever seen, and I showed scary.
What is the telltale sign of a tapeworm? How do
you keep eating and eating? How do you know you
(08:24):
have one? Can you feel it in you? They here
it is guys. Let me say, a man left horrified
after pulling a tape how did you develop ten long?
A tapeworm had to get inside you somehow? Over under
Elvis comes back. I hope he comes back because there's
(08:44):
the thing. He gave me that food and now he's
eating the food. How am I supposed to take the
Wait a minute, that makes him an Indian food giver.
They're not Gandhi tell the story that you're telling on air,
which obviously you had to go into detail as you
were concentrating on your computer. I was just left, is
Mike grabbed your food day? I saw him coming up
(09:06):
behind me, and I was like, what's something that's going
to happen? And the worst thing that could have happened happened?
And what are you doing? I'm gonna warm this up
that food? What a tease? But anyway, the telltale sign
scary of having a tapeworm is really just keep eating
and eating and you're not gaining any weight so that
you don't have a tapeworm. Scary clearly, and it usually
(09:28):
gets into your body from like some type of weird
It looks like it looks like a delicacy, looks like
something you eat. Okay, let's see if you have it.
Do you have it? Would you eat a tapeworm? Was good? Symptoms?
Do you have any eggs, larva or segments from the tapeworm?
In your stool. Have you been looking at your poo? What?
What is that? I mean, a tapeworm looks like a worm.
(09:49):
That's the segments I've gotten. None of the abdominal paint, vomiting, nausea,
general weakness, yes, inflammation of the intestine, diarrhea, No weight loss,
certainly not warm for the weight lost part. Let's see,
how do I get a tapeworm? Amazons? They're flat segmented
(10:14):
worms that live in the intestines of some animals. Animals
can become infected when grazing and pastures. You do that
or drinking. I'm going to say, I don't have tapeworm.
Oh I do, ask, Carpaccio said, speaking of me, it's
(10:37):
raining outside, Speaking of love, I can. I could order
tape warm medicine for your cats and dogs on Amazon,
but I cannot order a tape warm. So your pet
is more likely to get tapeworms than you if you're
outside eating in the grass or whatever. I what other
dogs in the passage. They do have a got tapeworm
t shirt for scary. Oh my god, I wish I
(10:58):
would have known that before we said it lost the
back I lost. Garret didn't think you were coming back.
He thought you were homeward. I had to warm up
my my, my paneer and Rice and I left two
seconds left on the microwaves for someone who wants to
come and join me later. We were trying to diagnose
whether or not Scary in fact has a tapeworm. It
(11:18):
doesn't look like one of these symptoms is weight loss,
and I'm not. There's the only thing worse than having
a tapeworm is you having a failing tape take worms,
vomiting back up everything, a lazy table. So now the
tapeworms inside you. It's oh, first name, the first name.
Here's what you missed. I said you took back the
(11:40):
food you gave it, which made you an Indian food giver?
It does? Is that nice? Hell? Yeah, you give that back.
There's more in there. There's a lot of them. Anyway,
where were we We were at the end of the podcast.
How many minutes left? Like, no, you still have like
four minutes left. We're trying to how to treat his tapeworm. Tapeworm?
Should he have it? There's some pills apparently my dad
(12:01):
no joke. He used to work at a clinic in
India removing tapeworms was the thing they used to do
all the time, exactly like this guy in Thailand. They
would see a poking out a little bit. When somebody
would come in and they were sick, they would check
it would be poking out. They'd pull it out in No,
I don't know from Okay. So they really they consume
a lot. Not only I mean you're nutrients. I mean
(12:22):
it's dangerous for you, very dangerous. Some people, very very
bad plan will actually swallow a tape worm if they
want to lose weight really fast. There's a shirt on
Amazons there's got tapeworm. I tried to order a tapeworm
on Amazon, but you can't. You can only order tapeworm
medicine for your cats and dogs. There's gotta be away.
(12:44):
We can start a business. This could be the next horizon,
tape over the next horizon, a new business that we
can start to make a lot of money, tape tapeworm
tapeworms to sell them, sell them and then will remove
them when they get too came to be full circle.
We gotta find out that if you can die from
a tape warm because I don't want that on my content.
You can we have to put this claim on this
podcast that people don't realize we're being facetious. They're gonna
(13:05):
email us now going you know I had a tape worm.
I know my uncle died of tape. We're not making fun.
We're just having fun. They can kill you, they can.
They can. Sounds like you people are making fun of
tape wormed. What's that show? What's the show? When they
come on, they picked their ideas. I'm out. Oh you
(13:25):
can posily die. I'm out. What's what's the worm in
te quiller? That'scal know? The worm that's not a tapeworm?
Is that I'm kitching the bottom of miscal It's a
drunk worm waste. Those are easy to get, but they
don't eat your nutriums. This rice is so good, Yeah
it is. I can't wait to go home. And so
you said, this is the morning that talks about food
(13:49):
and hold on, hold on, Well, yeah we are. We're scary.
Oh it's a caterpillar. It's the lava of a caterpillar
in mescal. Are you worried about like the fact that
just a couple of weeks you're not gonna be eating
again for forty days when anxiety because you know I'm
gonna drop thirty pounds. Scary days outside of Christmas, arguably
(14:10):
the worst time for you to stop eating, your birthday,
super Bowl, and you're you don't do any of that.
You're the guy at your own birthday party with a
couple of water in the corner. Or we're all enjoying ourselves. Man,
scar protein, vegetables and fruit. You should like February four,
after Super Bowl January one, Why don't you work out
this year like todays a week? And because that's what
(14:31):
Dr Fatlaw said to you. All you need to do
is work out for minutes and you maintain it right,
So why don't we do that this year? I mean,
I guess I could you know what? Back to this
notion that we have to start diets at the beginning
of the new year. We had a guest on recently.
We talked about how this is the worst time of
year to start a diet. When it's cold, this is
usually when we fatten up. We should have diet in
the spring when everything's new and fresh. Yes, can we
(14:53):
move that scary keep eating until March? Yes? Fifteen minute
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