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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Represents show. I just can't stop thinking about Share. Oh,
You're gonna have so much fun tonight. She's so great.
Is her concert is just fantastic? Okay, this is gonna
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be maybe a scary question, but I really need to
know what is it about Share that gay men loves
so much? Why is she a gay icon? Well, this
is that great question. Now let's get into the gay
icon conversation. Around the fifteen minute morning show podcast table
is Gandhi, there's Dave Brody, there's Garrett, there's me, and
Daniel's out there talking to someone. She's gonna be in
here in a second, and here comes Scary. We have
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Scary explain it because we know why. You know it? Okay, Scary?
Where were you? Did you? It was either food or
a client? So which one was it? It was neither.
I had to go to the bathroom. Oh did you go?
Did you do poopy? Nah? I took it with Khalifa.
You know the thing is, I don't get a chance
to really leave here, and you know during the four
hours of the show, you can I need ninety seconds
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to just leave between Well, we see you going out
to the buffet that you spent more. Do you spent
a lot of potty time at the pot to day? Yeah?
I usually you utilize my potty time for food. Okay,
that's sounds gross. Anyway, So I have a seat. You're
at the table. Now get in here. You wanna sit there,
find a place, find a place to sit there. Uh well, anyway,
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So I just opened the show saying that I'm all
excited I'm going to see Share tonight. Yeah, baba show,
you know, costume changes, bright lights, great music. And then
Gandhi asked an interesting question. Yes, I said, why is
it that Share is such a gay icon? What about
Share made her that way? And then you could look
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at all the other gay icon like Judy Garland, and
I know what it is? Are you going to get
a plane for a second? I think I think it's
the flamboyance, the irreverence, the costumes. When I think Share,
when I think Lady Gaga, when I think when I
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think Britney Spears, there's always there's something about these people
that are just extra over the top. Judy Garland in
her time, I believe was over the top. I don't
want to speak out of school. I didn't live during
those times, but there were people that made a dent,
like Barbara streisand in her time, Bette Midler. These are
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people in my mind that were I guess irreverent is
the way to say it. Judy Garland was very strong,
but I don't know if she was as flamboyantly Irreverend.
There's the rest of them. I will tell you this though.
I do know I have a gay nerve in there
because I was watching Judy, you know, the movie starring
Renee's Lager, and it was okay. I thought she did
a great job playing Judy Garland. But when she's saying
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when you watch, when she's saying, uh, somewhere over the Rainbow,
I couldn't help but cry. It's like and I was like,
why are you crying? Stop it? Control your gauging, control
your gay nerve. I'm not sure that's a gay nerve though,
because Somewhere over the Rainbow gets me every single time.
But I could be a gay man on the inside.
I've been I've been told that the story of the
story of the Rainbow, it really is a story of
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you know, everyone out there just trying to find their way,
you know, outside of Wizard of Oz. What else was
was Judy Garland known for? Was that her biggest movie,
That's the one that catapulted her looking on. But she
also did a Star is Born original. She did uh
meet me in St. Louis, where she's saying clan clink
clang with the trolley. Another gay nerve. Outspoken is another
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word where that comes to mind someone who's who maybe
you know, just kind of rising from you know, the
mediocrity that is, you know, pop was another is another
gay icon. Alright, Okay, so now we've talked about gay icons,
have we given you a little bit of an an
it makes sense? I'm still wondering, Okay. I always just think,
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I mean, and maybe it's because now in this age,
there are so many people who are over the top
and flamboyant and irreverent and outspoken, which is why I
just wanted to know, why are these certain people right
the ones that are icons? Well, guess why our friend
Dennis is about to walk in this door and he
is like the expert on gay icons. Should we get
his answers? Do you think he could do the gay
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icon Mount Rushmore? Yeah, let's ask you. Daniel welcome to
the shot we're talking about. We need you, Dennis. We're
talking okay, okay, hold on, we're talking fall emerging to
traffic with a sit down, have a seat. So I
started this this podcast saying, oh my god, I'm so
excited I'm going to see Share tonight. And I'm like,
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and Dennis, you'll be there too, right, so excited? Five
you'll be there? Yeah, so you'll be at the Shared concerts.
Here we go again. Alright, So Gandhi's question, and Daniel,
you can think about this too. What is it about
Share or strissand or any of these people that makes
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them gay icons? And and Garrett's idea was if you
could chisel the mount rushmore of gay icons, which four
would be up there? Sure? Is this a lot to
think about? Share? Okay, share, but not so much. Barbara Stress, No, no,
oh no, Lady Gaga and Madonna, Madonna, Madonna, one more,
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one more. We need one more gay icon for our
gay mountain. Let him do it. You've got your gay out.
Maybe Marilyn Monroe for original that so I don't see
her as a gay icon? What about and John who
is gay? I don't think about it? Okay, Freddy mercurief
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you to the guy, I don't know whatever. Anyway, that
is a great question because all these years, you know,
you go to a card shop and all the like
the gay birthday section, it's all cards with Madonna on them, Like,
why where can you start that? Maybe? All right, we've
talked a lot about gay stuff the first half of this,
uh this podcast. Let's talk about things that are butcher manly. Danielle,
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shut up, I'm gonna I'm gonna go kick him. Can
I I'm still saying, could be up. Any of the
guys in here, thank you fights more than all of
us fight. Who do I fight? How many jobs have
you had? You haven't had a fight? Shut up? Okay? One,
Oh that's McDonald's. McDonald you beat a girl up at McDonald's.
Did not beat her up? She hit me first? Thank you. Hey,
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I'm not pushing your buttons. You know I love you
and be someone up. When I worked in the paint
department of Montgomery Ward. Yeah, when you beat them up,
our special guest worry Montgomery Ward. Okay, yeah, it was.
It's an old department of story. Yes, um, it was
owned by Mobile Oil. And here's the story. So that
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I'm color blind and they hired me into the paint party.
So hence why I'm about ready. Somebody hit me because
it was the wrong color. I swear to God, and
this this, this guy came at me. This is the
wrong color. I did all the work. Hit me. He
was accustomer and like it was great. I had two
weeks off And did you hit him back? No? I
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just know it was a day of the early days. Cameras,
cameras in the ceiling, remember, you know it's funny. Brought
that up. We actually we were actually talking about Sears
and uh department stores today. A lot of people texted
in Montgomery Ward though a lot of them did what
you hate and they called it Montgomery Wards they did.
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And then I brought up the brand name Speed Queen
as a washer and dryer. That that brand is still
out there. They still market Speed Queen. I thought a
Speed Queen was like that was the statue day in college,
the Speed Queen Award. Anyway, not of that. Okay, back
to manly Butch and Burley things. Go football, jocktch that's
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where we're going. Come on, who's the Are you the
manliest guy in here helping? I guess so sorry, that
sight one of us, not Scary one of us. Fu fu,
he's got candles in every room. I don't know. I
think Danielle and I are the manliest one. You were
at dinner with us in Florida when Scary tried to
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pretending new college football. I was yes, and I was
just gonna let it happen. But no, Brodie couldn't let
it happen. He was like, do you want to watch it? Yeah,
So our friend Caroline, who works at why one hundred, said,
can you believe that? I think Florida State beat Beatum
and Scary? No way, No, I know he doesn't have
a clue. Yes, some game. He goes, Wow, I just
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at dinner and I just I didn't want to just
like put extinguish our conversation, but you don't know what
you're talking about. Hen appreciated it. I was trying to
volu a little bit. He was going with the whole improv,
don't derail, just rolling roll with it, and everybody knew
he had no idea what he was talking about. We
can't just roll right past it. But no, Brody had
to stop down and let everybody know. But I know,
I know this past weekend was a huge college rivalry weekend,
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and uh I thought Auburn had lost, but obviously they won.
So you know, that's only one first time Alabama has
dropped a number nine. Like it's it's big news. Serious,
I'm Obama fan for me, I really think, I really
think that Clemson is going somewhere. Clemson is different than Alabama.
Did you know the Crimson Tide? Hey? What's that? What's
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in Alabama? C oh no, you offended someone to stop there?
Even I know that you are. You're like going Darton.
They're not hitting, they're not hitting, they're not hitting the board.
What's Alabama's favorite rally? Chance? I don't know. I don't
know all time all time, right right, right right? You
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know that you knew that? What makes you an Alabama fan?
Of all the schools and all the country. You know what?
You know? I love the way the stadium fills up.
Who's there? Actually? I love the way everyone I mean
he gets behind them. You know, you think about pretty
much just described almost every college football that thing where
you know you went to school with the kid who
didn't read the book and then got caught on the
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class and was like, well what happened was the person
who was the main character did something good and then
they fell in love. Yeah, that's what he just said.
He we love. If I'm being completely honest and you're not,
Football is something I know absolutely nothing about what Scary does.
When he's hanging out with friends and he doesn't know
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a subject. He does Mergin. He tries to his best
piece ken and he fits in most of the time.
Sometimes he misses, like in college football, but for the
most part he fakes it very well. I am so
unapologegetically unapologetic. I can't say the word you don't give
oh my god, no apologies whatever for not really giving
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a flying funk about football or football or whatever he's like.
But you'll say it. You'll be like, yeah, I don't care, like,
but I'm not gonna like. You know, you're yum. If
you want to talk about football, more power to go down.
I'm gonna go listen to the Share channel and I
hurt righty icon. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, if
you liked the Ohio State University, it merges all of
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these things together, gay icons with our Ohio State Marching
band and the best team ever. Go Bucks. All right,
what's okay? So you asked about what's butcher? You know,
straight people always go, that's so gay. When you guys
sit around and talk, what do you say that's so straight? Straight? Like,
do you like go to home depot? So straight? No? See,
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I have a lot of friends that whenever myself or
my straight friends do something, they're like, you sis people
they do it, they say it yeah, yeah right, But
the equivalent to what what do I say? I don't
know you messing people? What do you what do you
think is like really straight? That you guys are not
into gona be something? You what people? This gender? What's that? Oh?
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That's like the term for straight people that like, you
know us binary. We'll teach you gay culture later. Did
you did you just say the word normal? Yeah, the
norma normal? I just thought I thought that boring. Yeah,
us normal people because Gandhi supermal the most abnormal person
I've ever met, and I celebrate that abnormal. Yeah. I'm
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really surprised nobody has heard the term. I never heard
it in here. Really all right, we'll make us feel
like crap because we don't know what anyone straight people that. Yeah, yeah,
of course I've heard of that. See say, I'm not
gonna yuck her. Yum, I'm going. I'm going with the
conversation on that scary You're not m I just I
thought everybody knew this thing, So now we learned something.
I've started with me just saying, oh my god, I
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can't wait for the Share concert. And are you gonna
wear a T shirt that says I love you Shared? No? No,
I may do face painting, like to do at the
in football games. So the official that's short for cist gender.
The definition is um relating to a person whose sense
of personality, identity, and gender corresponds with their birth sex.
So as a born male, I identify as a male.
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Therefore I am assist gender. Yeah, you're boring, straight person,
which is giving a name to something that never had
a name before, which was just you know that funny.
We do live in this world where we have to
have these definitions for a multitude of different things. That
it's like nonfiction and fiction. Nonfiction is true, so does
it need a name? It's just it's true. It is,
And that never made sense for me. Why is non
fiction true? Beca fiction means fake? I know, but see
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it should be the other way it should be. If
it's non something, it's fake. That's how I always look
at it. So I just saw for the first time
today and that was the term lgbt Q I A.
So I'm like, WHOA. I've never seen the I A
at the end of that word, so I don't even
know what that is. But I don't know it was written.
We'll look it up. I'm gonna have to look it
up with I A. Oh, and there's a plus mark
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after the A. Look it up. Looking at it, I
saw it written out. You know, we have these phones
always at our disposal. This is true. You got the
Google center sex and A sexual or Allied's okay, it's
the latest add on we'll see and they actually make
sense to add to the letters. Those are very important
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components to the community. So this is what we call
the fifteen minute morning show podcast. It's like dragon hunting.
What song do you hope share does perform tonight? Like
the one song that's like asking me to name my
favorite sho I have one. She'll sing them all. I
mean no, there's a billion of them. Come when you're
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made a boy that you like a lot, way of love,
the way if she doesn't do the way of love,
I will take a hostage rendet. How excited anyway? Okay,
so I guess tomorrow in the live show, I'll report
back all the fun happenings on the show tonight with
sharing fifteen minute Morning Joelf