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of the morning show A lot going on as we
get closer to the holidays, a lot of ish, A
lot of ish happens after the show, and there's so
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many things that need to go on just to get
the show up and running for the next day. So
with that, you got Diamond, you got me. We're hanging
out post Thanksgiving. Uh, Let's first, let's talk about Thanksgiving. Diamond.
You also said that you think you got scammed. Let's
review that at and yeah I got a new puppy.
You did? Oh, I did see that on Instagram and
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talk about that too. So so let's start Thanksgiving. How
is your Thanksgiving? It was okay? I worked on Thanksgiving.
Oh that's right. Yeah, while my family was at the
dinner table, did you do did they do an early
Thanksgiving for you know? But my dad's dropped me off
and he just stayed. So my dad came and stayed
with me. You know what, your dad's a great guy.
If you ever get to meet Diamond's dad, hopefully you
will by chance in life. He is that guy that
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you will probably remember for the rest of your life.
He's so nice. Oh my god, Henry Cooper. Everyone, Mr Cooper.
I love to hang with him. Uh. He's that guy
that has the smile that will just no matter where
you are in the day or how up or down
you are, will always put you in a positive mood
no matter what. You got to see his dance moves.
His dance moves out the best. All right, fair enough,
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all right? So so you spent the time. I'm sorry
that sucks. I know, what are you gonna do? But
my family waited for me to get home. But it's
one of those don't you think? It's one of those stories? Though?
You you say like I did it so I can say,
you know what, I worked my ass off. I had
to work on Thanksgiving as much as you didn't want to,
you still did it because you're dedicated and you're a
good employee. Thanks, but you still did it. So I
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think it's one of those like battle wound stories, like, yep,
work Thanksgiving. You know I did it, not doing it
next So then when someone complains to you, I gotta
work on Presidents Day. I worked on Thanksgiving in as
you tell, as you tell your nine kids and nine
I'm sorry, No, all right, I did. Uh. I did
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one with both my my side of the family and
Allie's side of the family. So one big, gigantic Thanksgiving
dinner together. Yeah, there was about twenty six people and uh,
and my family decided, let's add one more to the mix.
And which when you say you're going to add someone
to the family, what do you automatically think? Right, So uh,
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we decided to start with that, not realizing the repercussions
of sing that what would happen. So we told everybody
we're adding someone to the family. Um, and everybody started like,
oh my god, you're having another kid, and we're like
then that's when it hit us. We didn't think this through.
Was one of those things. So I was the last
one to walk through the door and I walked in
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with the new newest family member, Scarlett. Are are ausee
doodle an Australian Shepherd poodle? And uh yeah, so I
brand new dog. I got two dogs, two kids, brand
new game in the kitchen? Who Poops in the Kitchen? Oh?
Absolutely not play it at home. It's great find out
who in your family has pooped in the kitchen. Have
your children picked up the poop yet? Not yet? Thank
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God and God forbid. If it happens today, I will,
I will, I will put it in a baggy. You
don't bring it to bring it to you. You put
this out. You need to put that on Instagram. I
think that would be funny. What the game Who Pooped
in the Kitchen? Maybe, depending on how how gross it is.
We're still learning. We're still learning that there's an inside
and an outside the boundaries and that like given, yes,
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you and I both got potty trained when we were
a little hopefully. I don't know if you are or not, whatever,
I'm just gonna assume you are, but just imagine, like
you have to learn to use like certain like this
dog has no idea about life, Like how do you
train a dog like it's all treats. It's all treats,
really treat inspired. Like I've never clapped so much for
someone going p or poop outside than I did in
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the last five days. Really, I don't know if I'm
ready for an animal, but that's a that's another I
think you. I think it's one of those things. Just
like in anything in life, you think you're not until
you do it, and then you jump off the cliff
and you're like, there's no looking back. It's weird when like,
touching a dog is weird for me. It's like touching
a pregnant woman's belly as the baby's moving, just like
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they're something there. Yeah, like, but the dog's out dogs
not like in anybody's belly. Sorry about that the feedback
on the hit phones, but it is. It is kind
of cool. Uh my. We we let our four year
old son Hudson name the dog. Where did you come
up with that name? No, that is actually a crush,
he has. No, that's so cute. It is, but it
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isn't because later on in life he's gonna he's he's
I guess he's always going to remember his first crush
no matter what. I'm blushing like he named the dog Diamonds.
It's funny. We're like, did you you tell your friend
Scarlett in school? He goes, yeah, like what she say?
She goes, I don't believe you, and I'm like, yeah,
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it's Scarlett. Yeah, so it's cute. So yeah, we spent it. Uh,
we spent it. I spent it potty training, picking up
poop in eating turkey. Sorry, my deep Friday turkey? Did
you really have you ever had? Yeah, we had it
a long time ago. My grandfather did it for like
a year or two and he was like, I'm over this. Yeah, no,
my dad's gotten better. First two years we started doing it,
we're only like year five. First two years though, firefighters
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at the house stop back to back years. Yes, no, no, no,
we never happened in over here. We were it's not
happening over here. But yeah, so we had a deep
fried turkey, a lot of people new dogs. Yeah. So
that was our Thanksgiving. Now we're on to the next holiday, Christmas. Christmas.
All right, so tell me you walked in you walked
in the studio diamond and uh you said, oh no,
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and I thought something like severe happening. And he could
have because you didn't tell me the full story yet
we go. I think I got scammed. Yes, I'm very
nervous right now. Well, first of all, today's my boyfriend's birthday.
Birthday Colie so cute anyway. Um, so you think he
doesn't look like Michael B. Jordan. I think he looks
like Michael really doesn't whatever. Um, But so I got
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him a um leather duffle bag, right, really cute, trying
not to go stuff like travel, um, because he travels
back and forth a lot, so because because he loves
so he Um. It was something that he said he
wanted over the summer and we went looking for one
and didn't find it. So, um, well I found something right, Okay,
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So you know online there were like bags that cost
like eight hundred dollars which I don't have, and then
there was a bag that cost like a hundred bucks
and I'm like, okay, well let me try to find
something in the middle Monday, no, uh last Tuesday. Um,
and I'd like been researching a little bit and then
on Tuesday I made the decision, like I like showed
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people here like what do you think? What do you think?
And everyone's like okay, like gave their opinion on one
specific bag. I order it. I get a notification um saying, oh,
do you want to get a travel size like little
pouch for They gave me like a huge discount on
the pouch. I'm like, okay, cool, got that too. They
told me that, yeah kind of. But the pouch that
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I ordered, um, they didn't have. It was on back order.
So they give me another option. I'm like, okay, cool. Um,
So they send me the tracking info on Saturday for
of the pouch, not the actual Duffel. So I'm like, okay,
I'll wait, like try to feel it out a little bit.
I got another notification this morning because I signed up
for like the text. This morning, I got a notification
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saying that the Duffel was in route right the bas No, no, no, no,
I'm sorry, the travel pouch, not the Duffel. So I
clicked to see like where it's coming from whatever, because
the company said that they were based in New York City,
but they're shipping is from where? From China? And I'm nervous, guys,
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because number one false advertising, right right? Why don't you
just go to the store in New York And then
so now it says that that it's in root from
like Hong Kong, and it's supposed to arrive tomorrow by
the end of the day. And I do not believe that.
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There's no way I didn't pay for shipping. There's no way.
This is what you get for trying to be cheap,
I know, but not Okay, in my defense, it wasn't
like there was no it's not going to be. It's
not going to be. But now I'm nervous. That's not dolls.
Do you have a ding button ding ding ding, the prize,
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the jack the jackpot. There's no contact information besides an email.
I went on Instagram look at the reviews, and all
of the reviews are not for the bags. They're far
like I never told you to this story. So when
I first started looking for my own apartment, uh probably
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about like ten plus years ago. So I looked on Craigslist.
You can find anything on ciglist, so you know, living
with your parents, you don't know like you need you
either go to a building and you talk to someone there.
So I started looking at beds. So I found an
ad goes hey listen, Uh yeah, no, I love to
see it. There's the there's the fee to look at
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the place and I'm all right, makes sense, it's it's
here's here. Let me send you, you know, the fifty
bucks sent the fifty bucks. Went to went to go
check out my possibly new apartment, brand new, excited, went
to go knock on the door. The guy was there,
and this is where it turns into a movie, like
straight out of a like a thirty minute Friends type sitcom.
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Knock on the door, guy goes hello, and I go Hi,
He goes yes. I go, I'm here for the apartment showing.
I just moved moved in about six months ago. I go, oh,
are you moving? He goes no, why, And then I
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go did you did you put that listing online? And
goes know what listing on? So I lost fifty bucks,
made made a friend for like, you know, twenty minutes,
and uh yeah, So I've been scared. We've all been scammed. Eventually,
first fifty almost three. Yeah, and well, at least you'll
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get a bag. What size? Who knows? No, But this
is I'm nervous about the quality. It could be either
the best bag in the world or it's gonna just
fall apart right in your hands. What do you what
do you guys? Think should I, well, what do you
think send in a message? I don't. I don't dispute it,
don't give it, give it a day or two, give
it a day or two. Let it happen. Let let
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at least try to get here the day it said
it would get here. You know what I mean? What
about the Duffel? And why can't I contact you about
the fact that the Duffel hasn't been shipped. That's a
little shady too, So I would definitely have a backup
gift ready to go and contend yourself out two hundred
plus bucks. I'm like freaking out this poor guy on
his birthday for you, you work on Thanksgiving, got some
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good money exactly. And then China went to Woodberry like
would Berry Commons? It's an outlet mall where you go
buy you know stuff, And what happened? I couldn't go
because I had to work Saturday morning. And he's calling
me like eleven o'clock like what did you get me
from my birthday? I don't want to buy, like you
know whatever, don't buy And I hate that so so
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so just like your story right there. Um Ali's birthday
was my wife Ali's birthday was a few weeks ago
in November, and uh, I'm at the point I've learned
a lot from Elvis where you can't buy things. It's
more about experiences because you remember more like we we
literally have everything. So Ali and I for Christmas this year, like, hey,
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let's do something together. Let's find like a three or
four day weekend. Let's go to Iceland. Because it's only
a quick trip. It's super cheap, super cheap. You could
do a lot of cool stuff, like a tving like
at Night underneath the Star, like great stuff. I couldn't
tell her I was trying to for her birthday get
tickets to go see her favorite artist in Vegas, Kelly Clarkson,
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which dates weren't released yet. So I'm like, She's, oh,
I'm booking. I'm booking our trip. We're gonna go in January.
I'm like, but if I'm like, but I need to
tell you your birthday present, I need to. I didn't
have the ticket yet. There was a chance I couldn't
have got She goes, what what what? I go? I
was gonna buy tickets, which I did, to go see
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Kelly Clarkson in Vegas. She goes, but I had to
tell her over the phone. I couldn't tell her in
person like I wanted to, So it was like, I
know the feeling. It sucks, but you got you gotta
do what's right so you're not buying the same thing
twice or ruining a trip or whatever. So I know
I was not until April, so things worked out. But
that's the other The other annoying thing is I didn't
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have to end up telling her because the Kelly Clarkson
shows not until April and the trips in January. But
I didn't know that, and so I just had to
assume that that I was going to go in January
when we were off for the like that three day weekend.
So I know, I know how you're feeling. It sucks,
but I would definitely wait at least to say when
the bag is supposed to the one of the two
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bags is supposed to show up, and if it doesn't
tomorrow on you on Wednesday, we need to have a conversation.
You gotta get credit card that cancelation policies and all
that stuff. I want to call now just to give
them a heads up. Though, what color bag are you
looking for? Now? All right? Brown? Just brown? Leather, brown leather. Alright,
so there's plenty of people out there listening. We got
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forty seconds left. If you know of a great, affordable
brown leather bag that our girl Diamond can buy for
her very good looking not Michael B. Jordan's boyfriends, boyfriend
in the world, don't make up for her now, tweeter.
Hit her up on Instagram? What's Instagram? Real quick Diamond,
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sincere Diamond, since here there's the music. Hit up Diamond.
Let her know that you could get her a bag
or you know where you could find a bag, because
who knows if she's going to get her birthday present
and make it the worst birthday present for her her
boyfriend ever. Hanging there, you've got this morning show out,
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You'll be good. It took me forever just to get
that line. Do you know do you know anybody wants
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