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November 25, 2019 15 mins

We talked about our weekend in Miami from over the weekend. Who should have kept the salad. Uber backseat stories and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents Morning Show. Yeah, that feels good giving
back in the studio, doesn't We haven't been Miami since Tuesday.

(00:23):
We have been in this studio since Tuesday Wednesday doing
this podcast. Okay, how did the podcast go? Garrett? It
was great. We didn't miss you Wednesday. Well that's excellent. Thanks.
But you're telling me, if you had the choice to
be in Miami and worked there for let's just say,
the rest of the week, you you rather be here, No,

(00:46):
not rather the right, rather be there exactly. It was
like perfect weather down there this weekend too. It was
nice and not humid. I can kind of strain my hair.
It was still beats weather. Oh yeah, it was great.
We had a great time. I do like being in
our student deal though. I feel like whatever job you
do for a living, imagine you work in an office
and then for like three days you went to a
different office and had to work there and do the

(01:07):
same job. Like nothing's in the same place, right. I
had to like look for an outlet, we had to
share headphone Jack's. It was just different. Flexible, flexible art
is great. I was flexible. I did the show on Friday,
but they were just you know, it's not the same vibe.
And then Elvis doesn't run the board in Miami, so
that throws everything off because then his timing is off.

(01:29):
And uh, I was just you know, it was different.
And then that hot weather girls on the TV set. Yeah,
all the news people in Miami are ridiculous, and the
giant TV sets behind all of us, the traffic Oh,
I thought you were going to say giants something else.
The traffic reporter, the other people, they all are And
I think you have to be hot to do that there.

(01:51):
And I think you also have to have at least
one fake body part. Yeah, whether it's the boobs or
the nose, or the lips or the butt somewhere. And
you know how every newscast has that old guy that's
been there for forty years in Miami, that guy, Yes, absolutely, Well,
you know, I don't know what was funny, So it's obviously.
You know, when you travel with people, you notice all

(02:13):
kinds of things about them. Quirks. So quirks. Yeah, So
Scary and Robin came down to Miami for the weekend,
and I love Robin. I think she's awesome. We're all
in an uber on the way to the airport. And
the night before they had gotten a salad and nobody
ate the salad. So there was an expensive one, one

(02:33):
that you don't want to waste, okay, an unwatable salad.
So they had to go box of this salad. And
they're in the car and Robin's like, hey, Scary, do
you want your salad because you didn't want to waste it?
Take your salad? No, I don't want to. Keep in mind,
it's seven o'clock in the morning. We're on our way
to the airport to come back to New York. No,
Scary doesn't want to salad. So Robin's like, okay, well
I don't want to either, and he's like, no, you

(02:54):
take the salad. She was like, but I don't want
to take the salad. Why would I take the salad.
He's like, well, I can't take the salad. Thing can be?
You take the stands? He said. Robin had one of
those carry on bags, was a big, giant, looked like
a beach bag that she was carrying over her shoulder,
which had plenty of room in it. So I said,
you know what you're gonna do you're gonna get You're
gonna get to the airport. You can get on the plane,

(03:15):
and you're gonna see people eating, and you're not gonna
have any food, and you're gonna wish you had the
damn salad. I said, you could fit it in your
in your actual over the shoulder bag. Take the salad.
If that came after he said it's inconvenient for me
to take it, because I was inconvenient for me too.
Why do I have to turn up your headphones throw

(03:39):
something at you, Danielle, And you do not argue with
daniel with this case I had. This is what I
was carrying on. I'm carrying a roll away bag, um,
my laptop, a suit jacket in its in its compartment,
in it, in that piece that the plastic thing that goes.

(04:01):
First of all, you're not allowed to carry all that.
Three things and my coat because it was my four things.
You could have put your coat on. Yep, you're only
allowed to carry on. So how did you have three?
They didn't anything to me, but it kept being like,
I don't want to waste to sell it. This is mess.

(04:21):
I don't want to wats to sell it. Take the salad. Robin,
take it. You gotta take You didn't want to take it,
and you don't want to put the salad in your
bag because what if the salad opens and nan it
gets exactly what you should have said scary was Robin,
I would really like the salad. I don't have in
hand to carry the salad. That's what I said. No, no, no, no, no, no.
It sounds to me, and I wasn't there. You made

(04:42):
it clear you didn't want the salad, but you didn't
want the salad to go in the garbage because you
paid for it. I'm assuming and you're like, I don't
want to throw that money out, so can you carry
it in your bag even though I'm not gonna eat it.
What you should have done was next time I write
this down is say, Robin, I really want this salad
for later. Can you put it in your bag? Can
you help me out? Of course, of course, help you out.
They may get on the plane then you can go.

(05:03):
You know, I'm not feeling the salad. If you want it,
if you're hungry, you have it, or you wait till
she says she's hungry. No, But this is the best part.
They weren't even on the same plane. So Robbing was
going on to a plane by herself, not giving a
shit about the salad, and Scary is like, it's not
going twice, you have to take it. It's inconvenient for me.
I know you don't want it, but you're taking a salad.
Were you meeting at the airport when you landed or
you Yeah, I know where she lives. I know you

(05:27):
said to her. You said to us, you know she
was going to get on and she was gonna be
hungry because she's gonna see everybody else because I know her. Okay,
did you say that to her? He didn't say that
at the end, so then, but not before saying it's
inconvenient for me, you take it. So if you should
have left out the inconvenient to you part and just
said the other part like the other day, better response.

(05:50):
You have to figure out how to like phrase things,
how to couch things like the other day when I
when I got the doughnut and then I was like, oh,
I got this extra donut here, you want it. Daniel
was like no, no no, no, no, no, you have to
tell Scary you got it for him, and then it
makes it more presentable, not like oh, shit, I got
an extra donut. Dont have to craft things? Why do
you have to frame thing certain plays? It kind of
makes it look like a d heady like it's inconvenient

(06:14):
for me, you take it. In fact, if I could comment,
that makes you look like a dick, the facts are
it's inconvenient for you. It's also inconvenient for her, but
you don't care. You want her to take it. If
I could answer the donut conversation, while I think it's
important Gandhi that you get credit from presenting the donut
to him. Okay, homeboys eating that donut either way? Well,
I mean you know, okay boy, you were there. There

(06:34):
were three of you, you robbing and Scary getting in
an uber. Can you please, if you remember, describe the
three of you. How did you get in the car,
When did you sit? Robin got in first and she
sat behind the driver. I got in second, and I
sat behind the front the other passenger seat, and then
Scary sat in the front. Wow, very nice. Scary. Usually
he makes her slide over. No, no, no, he opened
the door and he carried her seat. Can't well, at

(06:56):
least she could have done this kind of salad. Didn't
take the salad did Robin task scary salad? Or no?
Please not? In What Happens in South Beach and Beach.
We had a good time, though, What did you guys?
It wasn't it your wife's birthday this weekend? Yeah, no
big celebration. Uh you know, you know what we can

(07:16):
talk about. So I took my friends. By the way,
we never introduced you. I was here right whatever. So
I took a few friends out from my wife's birthday.
And the bill came and I said, you know what,
let me be a good guy and I'll take the
alcohol off. I'll do the alcohol from my friends. My
friends all get the bill and they're like, this is
and I didn't tell them this is amazing. This place

(07:37):
is great. Oh my god, I'm coming back here. Like
they're like, oh here, put more onto the bill, like
big tip, big tip. And they all they all thought
like they got away with murder on this on on
on dinner because they didn't have to pay for alcohol,
which they never came to found find out that I
paid for it. Why didn't you take credit? Well, that's
the thing I didn't. I felt like it was a

(07:58):
douche movie, Like, hey, guys, don't worry about it. I
got the alcohol, don't worry. Move on. But they're all
walking around like big shots. My problem was they were
all like pounding their chests like I just got a
cheap dinner for a lot of food. No you didn't.
I've been paid for it. You gotta say, hey, guys,
just letting you know. You gotta tell them. I don't know.
I think when you do a nice thing, you should

(08:19):
do the nice thing just to do it, not to
get well. I did. But then once they start rubbing
in like, oh right, I didn't tell him you did
the good thing to do. What if you do a
nice thing and you take credit with someone who else
who actually did the nice thing, Well that's what Scary did.
Scary we were at the rooftop bougie bar and I
was just standing there. Sorry, but the broken shaker in

(08:40):
Miami is not a bougie bar. No, it's nice, I said.
Rooftop bougie barut the place where hotel right, which is
what I'm talking about. We were at a bougie bar
on a rooftop, right, the one hotel that's not where
the story the story that you're she brought me to

(09:01):
drink or even worse. So she brought bought six drinks. Okay,
she brought around. Okay. So we go to this, uh
this great dinner where you suggested restaurant or something, and
they have this back area. May I've never seen a
back area like that, massive pools and it's just great. Well,
you gotta get out of chilies, and they that's fine,

(09:25):
you'll die alone. So that's fine, So no offspring. Anyway, So, uh,
we go to this place. They have a little bar
that apparently is very like it's known for making really
good drinks. I didn't ask for a drink, but Scary
Scary comes back. He goes, hey, I got you white Russian.
So I'm like, oh my god, thank you so much.
That was really nice. And again thinking because I spent
so much on Uber to go from North Miami to

(09:47):
South No, no no, no no, I felt like he's like, oh,
you know what, Brodie spent money to get down here.
I'll buy him a drink, right, So I'm like, oh,
it's very nice. In fact, after dinner I texted him
and said, hey, thanks for a great night, thanks to
get me a drink. Never said anything out otherwise, he
not at his head. When I thanked him for the drink. Today,
he tells me, when I made a comment about Robin,
uh something about Robin. He goes, well, well, you didn't

(10:07):
Robin bought you that drink? What apparently Robin brought me
the drink? But I thanked him and he didn't say
a word. I can see it in the confusion, maybe
a confusion. He gave the nod like but but the
reason why he was talking about girlfriend is because of

(10:29):
what he of what she told him in the back
of the other uber. No, no, no, I could tell
the story if you want to tell the story. Okay,
who agrees with? Right? So I stayed in Hollywood, Florida
at the Diplomat, which is a beautiful hotel. Right, It's
a resort, beautiful pools, restaurants on Hollywood Beach, in between

(10:52):
somewhere between Miami and Fort Lauderdale. It's a little north
of Miami, but it's out of it's the outskirts whatever
anyone care? That's right? Continue, so scary and Gandhi was
staying in a hotel in the heart of it all
in South Beach, a very trendy Ferrari's in front of
the places you mentioned the hotel seven times. I'm going

(11:15):
to describe it the one right. In order for me
to come join them for dinner or drinks, I had
to Uber down there, which is about and round trip.
That's fifty bucks. So before I even have a drink,
I'm out fifty bucks. I wasn't complaining about it. I
was just pointing out that I had to spend money
to get there. So at dinner, at the drinks, I
get there at the bar and uh, Robin says, why

(11:36):
don't you stay here at this hotel? I said, well,
you guys are paying a few hundred dollars roughly for
the for the night, which was a good rate because
it was normally a lot more. Right, whatever the price
was discount gandhi, don't you want to you don't want
to say the price. The point was it was so
so Robinson's rather than taking Uber's down, why don't you

(11:58):
just stay here and spend the two seventy five? I said, well,
first of all, the company put me up at this
beautiful hotel, the Diplomat Hotel resort and beach resort in hotel,
and uh so I'm not I'm not paying for that. Yeah,
don't the diplomat didn't pay me, so, uh, why would
I pay for a hotel? Besides, Robin number one, I'd

(12:18):
have to take ten ubers for the price of this
hotel for a night. I'm not taking ten ubers a day. Therefore,
I would not save money, I said. Second of all, Robin,
all kidding aside. Scary is paying for the hotel. You're
paying for free. So why are you spending my money?
You're not even spending your own. And then he was like, well,
she she brought her own flights down, but she's staying
in your fancy hotel for free. And then tell you,

(12:40):
my girlfriend, what do you expect she could pay half?
She's an adult. That hold on the point is she's
telling me I should spend a hundreds of dollars. Is
don't bitch about taking ubers. I didn't just be with us.
I didn't bitch. She said to me, why don't you
stay at the hotel I did? Doesn't mean it's convenient.

(13:01):
This is like, okay, I want to just put this
in geographic terms. This is like flying into New York
City and everyone's hanging out party in Times Square and
you have a hotel in Long Island, that's what the
equivalent was what you did away. You have to come
to us. The equivalent would be we all got hotels
in Long Island and you decided to go to Manhattan

(13:21):
have fun. I'm not complaining about anything. Robin asked, why
I didn't come to the bougiey Philly. This is like
we're parting Philly for the weekend and or in written house.
And then and then broody de started to get a
hotel in Cherry Hill, any place downtown when somebody's in
the suburbs. So that's like, that's like we're hanging out

(13:44):
in in Des Moines. Okay, you went for it, but
if you want me to keep going, and then and then,
and then you just started to say five minutes, I
didn't decide our company. Put us in our company, put
us in the hotel. All right, I'm if I have
a free hotel I had. Look look at my Instagram
at David Brody, the gorgeous room I had. But I'm

(14:05):
not taking that away from But I'm not a boogie
person and I don't need to have starlets coming around
with sparkler bottles and that. What I'm telling you is
that if I'm just trying to wrap this up so
we can save it for the Brooklyn boy Want Episode
one seven. If you want to party with us, you
come to us. You want to hang with USh. But

(14:26):
because we're all hanging out having a good time, did
we not have a great time with ball? Then you
get in the damn uber? And because you too, nowhere
did I complain about the uber? I complained about your
girlfriend spending my money when she's not spending hard money.
Sounds a little complaining when you're like so before I
even made up with the Bucks. No, I was pointing
out you complained a lot. Connecticut. You couldn't yell that

(14:50):
I complained, but I didn't compared Connecticut Voice episode the
music is starting. I'm not glad I just said that
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