November 18, 2019 • 15 mins
From Things Remembered , Soda Boxes , and Penis Art...why are they so MAD
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
For what would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. Here we go,
the fifteen minute morning Show. What is this Monday, November? Yes,
in case you need to know what to day, That's
(00:23):
what I gave it to you. Around the penis shaped
table is a Gandhi, and there's Dave Brody, and there's
Garrett the Tip, and there's here's Sketty what's up? And
there's Danielle. Sit down and straight, Nate, Why don't you
sit down? You're making me nerv because there's stuff on
the chair behind me. Is using that as a closet.
(00:44):
My purchase from yesterday? What is it's? Um? It's the
Sea Witch. I bought it from the Disney store. It
was on sale for twelve dollars. You paid for that?
How's yeh? I paid for that alright? The stuff. She's
a fan of the sea like the villains. I'm gonna
do with that thing. I'm gonna put on my desk
matter what does it matter to you? But she buys
(01:06):
such a frivolous item twelve dollars, it's what she wanted.
Your desk is full of stuff that you never use
anything does that bother you? This is I feel like
I'm watching Nate in his home with his girlfriend yelling
at her. It is always pick and bitch at people
like spilling over. We went to bed, bath, and Beyond
yesterday not well because she wanted to buy these Christmas
(01:30):
pillows that said cuddle weather on them, but it was
written in this cursive that you couldn't even read. It
was like codal weather. And I'm like, I'm not, I'm
not buying these things. This is a total waste of money.
And then we got an argument in the middle of
consider my Sea, which beyond what my mother does, the
(01:51):
same thing. She buys these crazy trinkets, towels, things that
collect dust. I'm like, you don't need another snow glow
that out again. Why do people start bitching at other
people about what they're doing and how they live their life.
Leave it a little smartly my money. I'm not gonna
spend money on its. She makes a bigger for our house.
(02:12):
She said, we're gonna buy it together, and I don't
want a pillow. Just don't use the pillow when it's
when it's at your house my room. What's up? Don't
buy the pillow? Don't buy a ring, it just gets worse.
I had a coffee table shop two weeks ago. I
didn't pick it out. I don't like it. I'm no choice.
I hate it. I hate to say that when it's
not like this in my house. Here's what he has
(02:34):
better taste when it comes to decorating that I I
kind of lost that jean somewhere along the way. And
normally when I buy something, it doesn't fit, it's too big,
and we have to return it. And so it's like,
just let me do it, and you ship all your
items here to work and then bring him home. You're right,
I do do that. Alex used to yell at me
because I bought shoes and I'm gonna have to hide
(02:55):
shoes and hide clothes. And it got to the point
where one day I just said, you know what, f you,
I'm gonna buy what I want. It's my money, you
know me that you know. And so one day he said,
after I let him have it, He's like, I give up,
And so he has been cool about it ever since. Then.
It's like, stop getting but hurt over things I do.
It's okay, let me be me. Would get so irritated
(03:15):
if My boyfriend was like, you can't buy that. What
are you doing? What's going on? I'd be like, get
out of here. Yeah, well when the when the money
is yeah, when the money is combined, it's different. I think.
I think larger items that you want to purchase, you
probably should say hey, oh no, I would no. I
would never go buy a piece of art or a car.
My husband did buy a car on eBay. eBay. Well,
(03:38):
he bought one of those those little ones. What the
hell have they? The Mini Cooper? And he goes, hey, honey,
I got something, and I'm like a dog, like, what
the hell did you get to drive? You know, I've
been wanting a Mini Cooper? And then he goes here
it is. I'm like what wait? Is it like a
drivable cars on eBay? I think it was eBay something
like isn't it wrapped? Two? Yeah, he got it wrapped.
(04:02):
It's got it for his business, and it was fine
with me. I said, no problem. So he can put
it under the business umbrella. Yeah, he does that with
everything at least. But wait a minute, Danielle. For your business,
you have to make public appearances and you have to
look good, so you need new shoes I did for
your business, this Chanel purse. Do you know how can
(04:22):
I show up with it? Just any bag? I need
my events with this. People expect you to show up
at Chanel. It did not go well and told me, yes,
I'm with Gandhi. Though, once you start saying, oh you,
why are you buying that way? And now it's over.
I am my independent me and you are your independent.
Absolutely I would take it back if we, like Daniel said,
we're sharing finances and there was a financial issue. But
(04:44):
if I'm making my own money and taking care of myself,
you can't come in and tell me what to do.
Then in our house, if I get me a car,
I have to get him a car. So I got
to be understanding. It's double, it's double the price. It
goes beyond the finances though. If you're sharing, if you're
sharing a living space, the you're sharing, then you have
to look at that. You know, I'm saying, not that
(05:04):
the car, but like like the coffee table that showed up,
or these decorative pillows. It's like, Okay, my my house
is your house and your house is my house, and
I gotta stare at this every day. There's got to
be some kind of talk before we do something drastic
to Brodie is about to explode. Boy Alex has some scam.
He tells you can't buy You can't buy a car
for yourself. So he gets his own car for complaining.
(05:25):
You can't put him. You gotta put him in the corner.
He said, I'd buy the car. You don't get a car.
He's like, are you why did you get a car? Oh,
here's your car, Alex. You're ruining it for all of us.
Want him? If I got him by a TV, I
gotta buy jewelry from my wife to bounce it out.
Why are you yelling at me? Because you're ruining, not ruining,
you live your life. You and your ugly coffee table
(05:48):
go away. She got a coffee table. I didn't get anything.
See this is why everyone just a car, live alone alone.
You're not married to me. I wouldn't marry you if
I knew what I was getting a car out of it.
Oh really, that's all You're such a romantic A nice
call anyway, So this really goes back to my My
original point is it was Nate yelling at Danielle because
(06:08):
she bought a stuffed thing, an animal whatever. Why does
it bother you? What does it have to do with
you know? I think it's just the memory of yesterday
and the damn pom people. You have people walking down
the street yelling at strangers because they just don't like
the color of their shirt. You shut up, You live
your own life. You ever go into the store things
remembered in the mall? Yeah, I would never get near that. Okay,
(06:31):
that store and stores like it. Nobody needs anything in
that store's chunk, it's junker. I don't need a clock
that has things coming out. Parents, but you're a parent,
sometimes you do like that stuff because they put the
kids picked you, because you remember much you paid for
(06:53):
that thing. Okay, here's another example, scary getting mad at
a store called things remember leave them alone. There are
people who do like it. Why does it bother you?
It's not keeping you up at night. I'm just confused
and baffled. I'd like to know why why people go
in there and way blow their money? Okay, why do
you need to know? But that's my point, it's none
(07:14):
of your business. Let them. Let them live their lives.
Get your story about how everybody's stories and everybody's broke
this is coming from the guy who has been sow
much on a turkey at Williams Sonoma everything, but that
is going into my stomach that way. I don't don't
we all get mad people from buying stars for people.
I don't get mad at it. It's just like if
(07:35):
you give that to me. I don't really get mad
at anyone buying anything except like for aside from that,
do you Why can't why can't we just let people
do their thing? Like this kid right here? Well, I'm
here in the freezing cold getting free chicken sandwiches because
the food tastes great. I mean there's not there's not.
I mean it's chicken. It's fried chitch fried chicken. I
(07:58):
like fried chicken. What it's the cutest kid ever. I
like fried doesn't want to pay for it. Though he
doesn't want to pay for it. It's free. Understand what's good?
Who wants to pay for But if that kid named
if that kid named a hissing cockroach, you have to
me at the zoo, I would yell at him. Oh
my god, I don't know. It's just like, leave people alone,
(08:18):
let them do their own thing, you know what. Maybe
Gandhi says that and lives that life because she's just relaxed.
I live that life because I'm just old. I'm getting
older and I'm getting mad about some things, and I'm
not mad about it. I think you just hit it
on the head. It's because you're getting older. That's partly
why I look at a frivolous purchase like Ursula the
Sea Witch, and I look at that, I'm like, what
(08:41):
are you going to use that? It's some of your
It's none of your business. That's my point. I like
all things Disney, and I love the villains I have.
They stuffed uh Maleficent in the back and she was long,
why why isn't getting old? Are you should be getting older?
(09:04):
Disney's for all? A just shut your malice. Daniel had
me up to the point where she said Maleficent felt lonely.
She had me up into it. You're not helping yourself,
you know what, guys, Let me be me watching No,
not at all calmed down? Do you see what your
(09:24):
people with kindness? I don't know, hobody get a little
joy watching how happy she is holding that little ursul
Hap you be you okay? Doesn't take much, guys, we've
gone almost ten minutes just bitching and moaning about people.
Bitching and moaning. Blitting with someone seems terrible, I put
So we went and got like a twelve pack of
(09:46):
soda and I put it in my fridge and you
know how, there's that little divot in the middle of it.
So I just pulled it right there to open it
so you could grab it. My boyfriend started yelling at me, Oh,
I cannot believe you just did that. That is not
where you open it. I was like, hey, are you
kidding me right now? First of all, in my apartment,
I'm open it, however I want. Second of all, it
was it that serious? He's screaming, that's why everyone should
live alone. Well, no, I think we should just get along.
(10:07):
I think you should just learn how to open a
soda box the box and take him out of the
box and put it in there. Why do you have
that boxing? There you go again, Here you go again. Hey, hey, hey,
let her have a fucking box in the refs right,
because once you take three three cans out, it still
takes it. It doesn't matter to you. You don't live there,
you don't drink. Its fucking business clutter ten sex to
(10:32):
take those kids out of the bar? Are you yelling?
And here's old it's all quarter like a keeps figuring. Okay, wait,
everyone's talking at the same time. Why why can't she
just have the box? What do you do? Why are
you mad? Gary has fourteen radios in his kitchen? Who
(10:53):
is he talking about the antiques? That's my profession, showcasing
trick radio radios from different decades. Okay, so that's that
has a purpose and shut them in the way. Why
are you yelling at Gandhi for having her sodas in
a box in the refrigerator? Who cares? There's so many
(11:15):
things you should be mad about. That's not one of them.
Because there's a reason. Scary cares, Nate cares, and Brandon
cares greatly. They care about this stupid box. No, because
there's two reasons. What's how you want? Because the box
takes up a lot of space, but not in your refrigerator.
I don't care because it takes Brandon might want to
put his leftovers in there, and you see that box
in there, you guys, I can't put my bleftovers there
(11:36):
because there's a box of soda. And then the other
thing when the box is empty, you don't remove the
box sometimes, so you think you have soda in there,
and then you reach into the box for a soda
and there's no Mary calmed out, Mary Mary. I think
Brandon's worried she's gonna be a terrible mother. There are people,
there are people out there walking through life looking for
(11:57):
reasons to be mad so they can explode, and they
can yell at people for having sodas in a box
in the refrigerator, for buying a stuffed animal from Disney. Right,
it has nothing to do with you. You just you
just want to pull your pass down and crap all
over everyone. I got mad at a text messager the
other day because he said he didn't get into your
book signing and spent thirty three dollars and he's out
(12:17):
the money. So I texted back, called Barns and Noble,
I'm sure they'll give you refund, and they wrote back
that it's fine, they're wasting thirty three dollars. It's killing me,
killing me. You know what I'm getting from this that
the straight white males in the room are just angry
and they need to get laid. The straight white men
in this room are just it's our privilege to be
What was the last what was the last thing that
(12:40):
you bought from Claire's Accessories that he still used to
this day. Walked into the store and like that, Oh
my Christmas antlers and all that stuff that I buy
every Christmas, the jingle bells and everything. I've used them
every how, Danielle, thank you also and Danielle will coastline hoops,
(13:00):
packs of Hoopie. Yes. Danielle voted Spencer's gifts about my
penis sweater, skeletons, chicken white penis. It's it's a woven
(13:21):
it's it's like you know, it's shaped like a penis.
It's and you put it over your penis and you're
under I thought it was like a penis shaped sweater
you put off your head. No, no, it's it's it's
like that. It's your crocheted sweater for your penis. People
are using those as Christmas tree toppers. Now, by the way,
I sent it to your husband what I sent him? Hey,
maybe a new Christmas tree topper. You want to hear
(13:42):
about the penis art and talk about this question. You're
not Jewish? So was your penus sweater tonic? Oh my god,
I try to bring you guys to my house in Brooklyn.
The courier and the wall unit have just i'd the
glass just junk upon junk of things that don't make
(14:03):
sense together, and figurines and all this crap. My mother,
my mother, make your mom hat. It's your mom's leave
her alone. When your mom goes. Guess who's got to
clean all that crap out? You know, you know your
mom says, she said, if you'd get married, she get
rid of that crap. Guess what are you keep in
the crap? Elvis was about to tell us something about
penis arts. It's it's too late because our fifteen minute
(14:25):
I want to hear. But we have a work of
art on the way to our house and it's penises.
It's desk, is it the bone or Lisa? You're good?
You you yeah, Alex? He said, yeah, there's an artist
(14:46):
in Australia. I commissioned him to do this penis art
for us. Are you sword fighting with Alice? What swordfighting? No,
we gotta get out of the fifteen minute morning show.
M
For what would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. Here we go,
the fifteen minute morning Show. What is this Monday, November? Yes,
in case you need to know what to day, That's
(00:23):
what I gave it to you. Around the penis shaped
table is a Gandhi, and there's Dave Brody, and there's
Garrett the Tip, and there's here's Sketty what's up? And
there's Danielle. Sit down and straight, Nate, Why don't you
sit down? You're making me nerv because there's stuff on
the chair behind me. Is using that as a closet.
(00:44):
My purchase from yesterday? What is it's? Um? It's the
Sea Witch. I bought it from the Disney store. It
was on sale for twelve dollars. You paid for that?
How's yeh? I paid for that alright? The stuff. She's
a fan of the sea like the villains. I'm gonna
do with that thing. I'm gonna put on my desk
matter what does it matter to you? But she buys
(01:06):
such a frivolous item twelve dollars, it's what she wanted.
Your desk is full of stuff that you never use
anything does that bother you? This is I feel like
I'm watching Nate in his home with his girlfriend yelling
at her. It is always pick and bitch at people
like spilling over. We went to bed, bath, and Beyond
yesterday not well because she wanted to buy these Christmas
(01:30):
pillows that said cuddle weather on them, but it was
written in this cursive that you couldn't even read. It
was like codal weather. And I'm like, I'm not, I'm
not buying these things. This is a total waste of money.
And then we got an argument in the middle of
consider my Sea, which beyond what my mother does, the
(01:51):
same thing. She buys these crazy trinkets, towels, things that
collect dust. I'm like, you don't need another snow glow
that out again. Why do people start bitching at other
people about what they're doing and how they live their life.
Leave it a little smartly my money. I'm not gonna
spend money on its. She makes a bigger for our house.
(02:12):
She said, we're gonna buy it together, and I don't
want a pillow. Just don't use the pillow when it's
when it's at your house my room. What's up? Don't
buy the pillow? Don't buy a ring, it just gets worse.
I had a coffee table shop two weeks ago. I
didn't pick it out. I don't like it. I'm no choice.
I hate it. I hate to say that when it's
not like this in my house. Here's what he has
(02:34):
better taste when it comes to decorating that I I
kind of lost that jean somewhere along the way. And
normally when I buy something, it doesn't fit, it's too big,
and we have to return it. And so it's like,
just let me do it, and you ship all your
items here to work and then bring him home. You're right,
I do do that. Alex used to yell at me
because I bought shoes and I'm gonna have to hide
(02:55):
shoes and hide clothes. And it got to the point
where one day I just said, you know what, f you,
I'm gonna buy what I want. It's my money, you
know me that you know. And so one day he said,
after I let him have it, He's like, I give up,
And so he has been cool about it ever since. Then.
It's like, stop getting but hurt over things I do.
It's okay, let me be me. Would get so irritated
(03:15):
if My boyfriend was like, you can't buy that. What
are you doing? What's going on? I'd be like, get
out of here. Yeah, well when the when the money
is yeah, when the money is combined, it's different. I think.
I think larger items that you want to purchase, you
probably should say hey, oh no, I would no. I
would never go buy a piece of art or a car.
My husband did buy a car on eBay. eBay. Well,
(03:38):
he bought one of those those little ones. What the
hell have they? The Mini Cooper? And he goes, hey, honey,
I got something, and I'm like a dog, like, what
the hell did you get to drive? You know, I've
been wanting a Mini Cooper? And then he goes here
it is. I'm like what wait? Is it like a
drivable cars on eBay? I think it was eBay something
like isn't it wrapped? Two? Yeah, he got it wrapped.
(04:02):
It's got it for his business, and it was fine
with me. I said, no problem. So he can put
it under the business umbrella. Yeah, he does that with
everything at least. But wait a minute, Danielle. For your business,
you have to make public appearances and you have to
look good, so you need new shoes I did for
your business, this Chanel purse. Do you know how can
(04:22):
I show up with it? Just any bag? I need
my events with this. People expect you to show up
at Chanel. It did not go well and told me, yes,
I'm with Gandhi. Though, once you start saying, oh you,
why are you buying that way? And now it's over.
I am my independent me and you are your independent.
Absolutely I would take it back if we, like Daniel said,
we're sharing finances and there was a financial issue. But
(04:44):
if I'm making my own money and taking care of myself,
you can't come in and tell me what to do.
Then in our house, if I get me a car,
I have to get him a car. So I got
to be understanding. It's double, it's double the price. It
goes beyond the finances though. If you're sharing, if you're
sharing a living space, the you're sharing, then you have
to look at that. You know, I'm saying, not that
(05:04):
the car, but like like the coffee table that showed up,
or these decorative pillows. It's like, Okay, my my house
is your house and your house is my house, and
I gotta stare at this every day. There's got to
be some kind of talk before we do something drastic
to Brodie is about to explode. Boy Alex has some scam.
He tells you can't buy You can't buy a car
for yourself. So he gets his own car for complaining.
(05:25):
You can't put him. You gotta put him in the corner.
He said, I'd buy the car. You don't get a car.
He's like, are you why did you get a car? Oh,
here's your car, Alex. You're ruining it for all of us.
Want him? If I got him by a TV, I
gotta buy jewelry from my wife to bounce it out.
Why are you yelling at me? Because you're ruining, not ruining,
you live your life. You and your ugly coffee table
(05:48):
go away. She got a coffee table. I didn't get anything.
See this is why everyone just a car, live alone alone.
You're not married to me. I wouldn't marry you if
I knew what I was getting a car out of it.
Oh really, that's all You're such a romantic A nice
call anyway, So this really goes back to my My
original point is it was Nate yelling at Danielle because
(06:08):
she bought a stuffed thing, an animal whatever. Why does
it bother you? What does it have to do with
you know? I think it's just the memory of yesterday
and the damn pom people. You have people walking down
the street yelling at strangers because they just don't like
the color of their shirt. You shut up, You live
your own life. You ever go into the store things
remembered in the mall? Yeah, I would never get near that. Okay,
(06:31):
that store and stores like it. Nobody needs anything in
that store's chunk, it's junker. I don't need a clock
that has things coming out. Parents, but you're a parent,
sometimes you do like that stuff because they put the
kids picked you, because you remember much you paid for
(06:53):
that thing. Okay, here's another example, scary getting mad at
a store called things remember leave them alone. There are
people who do like it. Why does it bother you?
It's not keeping you up at night. I'm just confused
and baffled. I'd like to know why why people go
in there and way blow their money? Okay, why do
you need to know? But that's my point, it's none
(07:14):
of your business. Let them. Let them live their lives.
Get your story about how everybody's stories and everybody's broke
this is coming from the guy who has been sow
much on a turkey at Williams Sonoma everything, but that
is going into my stomach that way. I don't don't
we all get mad people from buying stars for people.
I don't get mad at it. It's just like if
(07:35):
you give that to me. I don't really get mad
at anyone buying anything except like for aside from that,
do you Why can't why can't we just let people
do their thing? Like this kid right here? Well, I'm
here in the freezing cold getting free chicken sandwiches because
the food tastes great. I mean there's not there's not.
I mean it's chicken. It's fried chitch fried chicken. I
(07:58):
like fried chicken. What it's the cutest kid ever. I
like fried doesn't want to pay for it. Though he
doesn't want to pay for it. It's free. Understand what's good?
Who wants to pay for But if that kid named
if that kid named a hissing cockroach, you have to
me at the zoo, I would yell at him. Oh
my god, I don't know. It's just like, leave people alone,
(08:18):
let them do their own thing, you know what. Maybe
Gandhi says that and lives that life because she's just relaxed.
I live that life because I'm just old. I'm getting
older and I'm getting mad about some things, and I'm
not mad about it. I think you just hit it
on the head. It's because you're getting older. That's partly
why I look at a frivolous purchase like Ursula the
Sea Witch, and I look at that, I'm like, what
(08:41):
are you going to use that? It's some of your
It's none of your business. That's my point. I like
all things Disney, and I love the villains I have.
They stuffed uh Maleficent in the back and she was long,
why why isn't getting old? Are you should be getting older?
(09:04):
Disney's for all? A just shut your malice. Daniel had
me up to the point where she said Maleficent felt lonely.
She had me up into it. You're not helping yourself,
you know what, guys, Let me be me watching No,
not at all calmed down? Do you see what your
(09:24):
people with kindness? I don't know, hobody get a little
joy watching how happy she is holding that little ursul
Hap you be you okay? Doesn't take much, guys, we've
gone almost ten minutes just bitching and moaning about people.
Bitching and moaning. Blitting with someone seems terrible, I put
So we went and got like a twelve pack of
(09:46):
soda and I put it in my fridge and you
know how, there's that little divot in the middle of it.
So I just pulled it right there to open it
so you could grab it. My boyfriend started yelling at me, Oh,
I cannot believe you just did that. That is not
where you open it. I was like, hey, are you
kidding me right now? First of all, in my apartment,
I'm open it, however I want. Second of all, it
was it that serious? He's screaming, that's why everyone should
live alone. Well, no, I think we should just get along.
(10:07):
I think you should just learn how to open a
soda box the box and take him out of the
box and put it in there. Why do you have
that boxing? There you go again, Here you go again. Hey, hey, hey,
let her have a fucking box in the refs right,
because once you take three three cans out, it still
takes it. It doesn't matter to you. You don't live there,
you don't drink. Its fucking business clutter ten sex to
(10:32):
take those kids out of the bar? Are you yelling?
And here's old it's all quarter like a keeps figuring. Okay, wait,
everyone's talking at the same time. Why why can't she
just have the box? What do you do? Why are
you mad? Gary has fourteen radios in his kitchen? Who
(10:53):
is he talking about the antiques? That's my profession, showcasing
trick radio radios from different decades. Okay, so that's that
has a purpose and shut them in the way. Why
are you yelling at Gandhi for having her sodas in
a box in the refrigerator? Who cares? There's so many
(11:15):
things you should be mad about. That's not one of them.
Because there's a reason. Scary cares, Nate cares, and Brandon
cares greatly. They care about this stupid box. No, because
there's two reasons. What's how you want? Because the box
takes up a lot of space, but not in your refrigerator.
I don't care because it takes Brandon might want to
put his leftovers in there, and you see that box
in there, you guys, I can't put my bleftovers there
(11:36):
because there's a box of soda. And then the other
thing when the box is empty, you don't remove the
box sometimes, so you think you have soda in there,
and then you reach into the box for a soda
and there's no Mary calmed out, Mary Mary. I think
Brandon's worried she's gonna be a terrible mother. There are people,
there are people out there walking through life looking for
(11:57):
reasons to be mad so they can explode, and they
can yell at people for having sodas in a box
in the refrigerator, for buying a stuffed animal from Disney. Right,
it has nothing to do with you. You just you
just want to pull your pass down and crap all
over everyone. I got mad at a text messager the
other day because he said he didn't get into your
book signing and spent thirty three dollars and he's out
(12:17):
the money. So I texted back, called Barns and Noble,
I'm sure they'll give you refund, and they wrote back
that it's fine, they're wasting thirty three dollars. It's killing me,
killing me. You know what I'm getting from this that
the straight white males in the room are just angry
and they need to get laid. The straight white men
in this room are just it's our privilege to be
What was the last what was the last thing that
(12:40):
you bought from Claire's Accessories that he still used to
this day. Walked into the store and like that, Oh
my Christmas antlers and all that stuff that I buy
every Christmas, the jingle bells and everything. I've used them
every how, Danielle, thank you also and Danielle will coastline hoops,
(13:00):
packs of Hoopie. Yes. Danielle voted Spencer's gifts about my
penis sweater, skeletons, chicken white penis. It's it's a woven
(13:21):
it's it's like you know, it's shaped like a penis.
It's and you put it over your penis and you're
under I thought it was like a penis shaped sweater
you put off your head. No, no, it's it's it's
like that. It's your crocheted sweater for your penis. People
are using those as Christmas tree toppers. Now, by the way,
I sent it to your husband what I sent him? Hey,
maybe a new Christmas tree topper. You want to hear
(13:42):
about the penis art and talk about this question. You're
not Jewish? So was your penus sweater tonic? Oh my god,
I try to bring you guys to my house in Brooklyn.
The courier and the wall unit have just i'd the
glass just junk upon junk of things that don't make
(14:03):
sense together, and figurines and all this crap. My mother,
my mother, make your mom hat. It's your mom's leave
her alone. When your mom goes. Guess who's got to
clean all that crap out? You know, you know your
mom says, she said, if you'd get married, she get
rid of that crap. Guess what are you keep in
the crap? Elvis was about to tell us something about
penis arts. It's it's too late because our fifteen minute
(14:25):
I want to hear. But we have a work of
art on the way to our house and it's penises.
It's desk, is it the bone or Lisa? You're good?
You you yeah, Alex? He said, yeah, there's an artist
(14:46):
in Australia. I commissioned him to do this penis art
for us. Are you sword fighting with Alice? What swordfighting? No,
we gotta get out of the fifteen minute morning show.
M
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