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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. Alright, So it's Elvis and Gandhi in a
room full of bitter hats. You are so correct. True.
(00:23):
So around the big podcast table, it's Gandhi and Dave
Brody and there's Garrett and there's Scotty B. With a
very special assignment is disgusting. We've got uh scary and straightening.
You haven't heard disgusting yet. Here's this. There's a hair
on the microphoney that happens. Okay, by the way. Uh
(00:43):
so on the Big Show today, we're talking about something
that Scotty did in our radio studios years ago, and
uh he's now going to divulge what that was. But
I think I sort of know what it is now,
and I don't know if we should talk about it.
I don't need to talk about it. I think you
know what it is. Should we vote or yes or no?
Say pass it made straight name? Laugh, Let's vot. I
always vote, talk about it? Okay? So yea from Gandhi?
(01:06):
Uh yeah, yeah, Garrett, No, that's a name, Scotty B.
You can't vote Scott scary Scotty, but it's yeah your name.
Yeah yeah, way to kind of dial it down a
little bit. You can't, okay, then yeah, yeah, okay, I
gotta tell you. I'm a yea. Look, I can be
(01:29):
very vague about it, which I will be because I
don't think I should divulge the entire thing because I
could get fired. And it sounds like someone's headphones sound
a little tinny. It's his Mike. I think you're safe, Scotty,
because it happened so long ago that there has to
be a statute of limitations like jerking off different for
what for jerking off in the office. Okay, So now
I guess we now know what it is. Oh. I
(01:53):
thought we were going to say the act, just not
the other details. Okay, so you you please yourself in
our radio station offices, and we were this is way
way way back when we were in SEACAUXUS, New Jersey
side there were shag carpeting. Look in a nutshell. Oh god,
that's a bag. It was Christmas Day. I used to
work twenty hours straight on Christmas Day because we called
(02:16):
you super jew that's right, And you can only watch
a Christmas story so many times. And I got bored
and I went next door into the newsroom and there
was a VCR in there, and there was a tape
in it and I hit play. So I was like, oh, okay,
I'm not gonna tell you what it was called. It
was yeah, oh yeah, yeah in the newsroom VCR. Yes,
(02:37):
well nobody used nobody used the newsroom anymore. It sounds
like they did. So I went in there and did
my thing for a little bit. That's it. You dick
the halls and yes, yeah, you know. I was bored.
I had a killed two minutes. Well what is what
does the shag carpeting have to do with anything? Well? Well,
(02:59):
I mean it felt nice. I mean it was crusty,
but it was just what It just felt nice to
lay on the carpeting, is what he's saying. Okay, so
that's the story I told you. It wasn't all that exciting.
I mean I have other stories, like why my fingerprints
is different on this finger? Well, we know what you
rubbed it off? No, I'm I mean, look, you know
(03:19):
what when you're when you're a young boy and you're experimenting,
you don't know what's going on. What did you burn
your finger print off with? I didn't burn it, I
cut it on the shower drain. Why, because I was
you have to start at the beginning of this why
why why is your finger down the shower drink when
you're when you're just a young kid. By the way,
I know what the answer is. I just you're trying
(03:40):
to experiment with difference. Okay, stop now, Nate has this
look of disgust on his face. You know, it's kind
of funny how you in the beginning of this podcast
wanted to say nothing, and now you really just don't
want to shut up. You know what, It's a natural thing,
and I'm tired of people going you because everyone does it.
Whether you literally have never fucked a shower draink not
(04:00):
my fingertip, my fingertips, I have never fingered a shower
draink whatever. He actually, in reality, clawed to the sower
drain and was trying to fix it. I was trying
to fix the drain and my finger got caught on
the on the open part and it ripped my fingertip off. Okay, alright, alright, yes, Garrett,
all these stories he's telling right now always happened to
(04:21):
come out at dinner and Scotty just like he did
in this room. Says, I'm not talking about it. Then
he has his half a bud light and all the
stories come out. It's only a half a bud light
to get some all that's right. Dinner, every dinner, or
at if I had a full bud light, forget about it.
What's I love the way Nate's sitting there, like, I
can't believe Scotty pleasured himself at the radio station when
(04:41):
he pleasured his girlfriend right while you're sitting Elvis, Yeah
you did your girlfriend. You did it on the Harshtag carpeting.
Did you cut your finger on her drain? Did not?
It's slightly different. I I don't know. I mean laying
by myself in his room and see Caucus watching a
tape of Miami Spice. I just don't think I would.
(05:03):
I don't think I would do that. Actually was biker
chicks with dicks? Alright, Okay, we wasn't mine. There's another
story here. Whose tape was that? We all know, but
I'm not going to say someone. You know who newsroom
was Christine Nangier. Yeah he is not walking. Oh no,
(05:30):
I just mouthed the words. Okay, I know who it was,
all right, So Gandhi here here, this is why we
love Gandhi. Gandhi is one of the guys with a
flick of a switch. Yeah, I was fully encouraging this today,
so we I don't even know how the conversation came up,
but Scotty was yelling at other people about places that
they've done things, and he's like, I've only ever done
it in my bed or the shower, and then one
time at a radio station on the shank coverting exactly.
(05:53):
I think Scotty should write a book. I really do.
Oh yeah, I have one in me. I'm how you
got that dream? Like, how did you question? For you, Scotty,
how did you learn that you could deep throw to banana?
I just tried it. Sometimes I don't know if you don't.
If you don't try things, you don't know if you
(06:14):
can do them or not. And we'll say this, he
taught me how to do it, and he was accurate
with his his description of how you do it. Yeah,
it's easy, it's no naturally, the technique you were teaching
is well known. Yes, okay, I didn't know that. I
had never heard that before I met him. Yeah, and
then poor Garrett actually watched us from the door. While
(06:34):
Scotty was trying to teach me how to do this
with a banana, his face was his face was priceless
because somebody was recording it. You just see Garrett standing
in the corner, disgusted, not disgusted. You just don't expect
that when you walk into a room and you see
your co workers doing that to a banana. Gets fair
to say when you work with Scotty, you should expect it. Scotty,
how do you do it? Just you stick it in
(06:56):
the thing you do with your your hand. Oh, I
don't do that? Well, how did he teach you how
to deprogram? You? Squeeze a fist, please, your fist real
hard so that your nails are almost digging into your skin,
and then you get distracted and you can do anything else. Okay,
Just for the record, your hands should be empty, right.
There should be no partner involving right right right right
on the wine bottle. It's not flexible, all right? Well,
(07:19):
so what else? This is the worst podcast ever. I'll leave.
I'm sorry, I'm leaving to vote now. I have to
go clean up my apartment after my my studio fifty
four party last night. I was scotting at your party?
Is that it you're really leaving? Are we allowed to
(07:39):
say what you said was strewn about? It was a joke,
I know it wasn't. It made me laugh. So what
do you have to clean up? What is so messy
in your apartment? Right now that you have to clean up?
The apartment is just just a mess because I've got dishes
in the sink, but air the air suld be air conditioning, heating.
People are coming to day to fix what's been broken
from they've seen messes before. No, so I jokingly said,
I have to get home and clean up the bills
(08:02):
that are all rolled up and strewn across the apartment
about like I was darn drug sniffer. I really want that.
I hope if that's not the case at your apartment,
that you set it up to be that slet over
from my left over Indian food from yesterday. The place
was a curry. There were thousand dollar bills. They stopped
(08:22):
making them in ninety four. Thanks yeah, to put them
up his button hole and down a drain. I have
wanted me. That's like people that clean up their houses
for the cleaning people. I'll never understand that. No, I
won't either and one time I needed an ambulance and
my wife was putting makeup on for the for the
E m T s coming. I don't understand way, that's
(08:43):
a whole different story, this story. How hard did you
pull it? Why did you need an ambulance? Well, I
thought I was having a heart attack. As usual, I
was choking on a banana. No, I was on a minute.
I tried to baseball shut up. I was on some
medication and my doctor didn't tell me that I wasn't
(09:04):
supposed to lift things while I was on this medication.
And of course at a grocery shopping and lifted all
these giant, heavy things, and I must have torn something.
And I went upstairs and I passed out. I thought
I was having a heart attack. So I called an
ambulance and he was like, they're coming. And so she's
putting on makeup and doing her hair for the for
the hot E m T s that were coming to
the house. Over they were but had bad breath and
(09:25):
I had to be under the breath. Was we done
with stories? No? No, no, no, I hear yeah no.
If you guys want to continue, not me, But I'm
not going to. We all know we all know this person. Okay,
this person was about fifteen years old, and we know
we're fifteen years old, and we he was working at
(09:46):
a security company overnight weekends and he pretty much was
just hanging out there as the overnight guy, just hanging
in the office. He got so bored he would regularly,
you know, please himself and he would find out he's
not just what guys doing. I'm bored. Let me let
me just get out somebody in this room during this podcast,
(10:07):
and then and then we find we come to find
out my friends and I because he told us that
one time, what did you used to do? How did
you used to clean up and do stuff? Because oh no,
I used to just finish inside the sleeve of the
coats of the people. So people and it's an office,
a lot of people's coat racks and things hanging up.
(10:27):
He'd go into the closet, find a coat and finished
into the sleeve of the coat. I have a question.
Could you imagine you say, he came on a north
face Monday morning, the look of horror on this random
employees face when they put the coat on to go.
I mean, these are people that they leave stuff. You know,
everyone leaves stuff around, the end, stuff around. Okay, have
(10:49):
a question. So would he primate and then just finish
or would you actually have sex with the coat? So
he would have sex with the sock. He would have sex.
I get it, and he would because he did have
one of those get a crusty son. Never understand the
sick ever, I always had a sock there too, crusty.
(11:11):
That's it's a thing. The sock is the thing. And
I don't get the crusty sock because I understand that
it's been used, but like at some point it's that
they're chafing with the crusty sock. I said, nay. By
the way, I've only ever used disposable things like no,
like your wife, why do you have to do this
(11:32):
in other people's property? You just didn't? Just well, why
would you do it in your own sleeve? That's gross?
He didn't do it in his own sleep, He didn't
he Why would you? Why would you say I would
have finished off in this was in a fur coat,
because I get that these are coats, just random people's coats.
Boys are so weird. You remember when I was so
disgusted that I threw the flesh light away in the
dumpster behind the shop, right, I can't one. I haven't
(11:56):
heard chapter eight. I have one in me. Yeah, that
time I bought a watermelon and a candle open. We
can hold on. I've heard many of Scotty stories. I
haven't heard this one. You never heard. I don't come on,
come on, No one listens to this right now, Nobody listen.
It's just an extension of the conversation we're having the
other day about the weird things we did as kids. Right, Yeah,
(12:16):
that's what I guess. I mean, you all know what
a fluster council. I I be careful. I'm with you.
You all know what a fleshlight is. Correct, I'm not
going to go into that. Google it you did, yes,
So anyway, anyway, you know, apparently you're able to use
it more than once. But I was disgusted by it,
(12:37):
so I wasn't going to clean it. You have standards, now, yeah,
So I was like, this is so I just boxed
it back up and I threw it in the dumpster
behind the shop, right, supermarket really yeah, so eighty bucks
in the dumpster so your own yeah, your own stuff
freaks you out? Yes, at least you didn't return it. No, dude,
leave the tag on, bring it back, please. I don't
(12:59):
even think of not one of your stronger stories. I
wouldn't get that out of the arsenal. Well you told
me like a woman came along going through the trash
and she took it or god, I mean that might
have happened that you should have embellished that, Scott. Have
you ever used a food product with which to um No,
I haven't, can't. Can't believe it's not butter. No. By
(13:21):
the way, guys, if you're listening, young men, don't ever
try vasoline. I'm just saying why why, Well, you'll find
out don't ever try it. Well, they can't because you're
saying don't do it right. I used it all the
time vasoline when I was a kid. Yeah, you must
have such a soft winer. It's very soft. That's a mess.
It's really not that you can't get it off. Well,
(13:43):
you can, but you can't. Well, that's what the soccer
is for. Or the sleeve of the jacket. Don't use
icy hot I think that would be Oh, don't use
ben Gay straight or not. Don't use it. You don't
use Vicks Vapo Robu sleeve of a wizard. We're talking
about something else. I had a friend that would try
(14:04):
the sauce hardboard tube from paper towel rolls. Again. I
think he lined it with something, but he would use
the role. That's a really cheap fleshlight. Make your own.
That should be on the inside of the paper towel roll.
That should give you instruction instructions. Okay, where's the music
(14:25):
we've been got about? Light? Do I go? He's like,
guys are so weird. I love how you want to
finish early. That's that's Scotty's job. I usually do you
never tried anything bizarre like that? Oh no, I can't
really say. I have to think about it. Please. That'll
be tomorrow's podcast. There's places we've all jerked off and
(14:48):
yes or no. Fruits and vegetables No, they on sale.
The fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. Alright, So it's Elvis and Gandhi in a
room full of bitter hats. You are so correct. True.
(00:23):
So around the big podcast table, it's Gandhi and Dave
Brody and there's Garrett and there's Scotty B. With a
very special assignment is disgusting. We've got uh scary and straightening.
You haven't heard disgusting yet. Here's this. There's a hair
on the microphoney that happens. Okay, by the way. Uh
(00:43):
so on the Big Show today, we're talking about something
that Scotty did in our radio studios years ago, and
uh he's now going to divulge what that was. But
I think I sort of know what it is now,
and I don't know if we should talk about it.
I don't need to talk about it. I think you
know what it is. Should we vote or yes or no?
Say pass it made straight name? Laugh, Let's vot. I
always vote, talk about it? Okay? So yea from Gandhi?
(01:06):
Uh yeah, yeah, Garrett, No, that's a name, Scotty B.
You can't vote Scott scary Scotty, but it's yeah your name.
Yeah yeah, way to kind of dial it down a
little bit. You can't, okay, then yeah, yeah, okay, I
gotta tell you. I'm a yea. Look, I can be
(01:29):
very vague about it, which I will be because I
don't think I should divulge the entire thing because I
could get fired. And it sounds like someone's headphones sound
a little tinny. It's his Mike. I think you're safe, Scotty,
because it happened so long ago that there has to
be a statute of limitations like jerking off different for
what for jerking off in the office. Okay, So now
I guess we now know what it is. Oh. I
(01:53):
thought we were going to say the act, just not
the other details. Okay, so you you please yourself in
our radio station offices, and we were this is way
way way back when we were in SEACAUXUS, New Jersey
side there were shag carpeting. Look in a nutshell. Oh god,
that's a bag. It was Christmas Day. I used to
work twenty hours straight on Christmas Day because we called
(02:16):
you super jew that's right, And you can only watch
a Christmas story so many times. And I got bored
and I went next door into the newsroom and there
was a VCR in there, and there was a tape
in it and I hit play. So I was like, oh, okay,
I'm not gonna tell you what it was called. It
was yeah, oh yeah, yeah in the newsroom VCR. Yes,
(02:37):
well nobody used nobody used the newsroom anymore. It sounds
like they did. So I went in there and did
my thing for a little bit. That's it. You dick
the halls and yes, yeah, you know. I was bored.
I had a killed two minutes. Well what is what
does the shag carpeting have to do with anything? Well? Well,
(02:59):
I mean it felt nice. I mean it was crusty,
but it was just what It just felt nice to
lay on the carpeting, is what he's saying. Okay, so
that's the story I told you. It wasn't all that exciting.
I mean I have other stories, like why my fingerprints
is different on this finger? Well, we know what you
rubbed it off? No, I'm I mean, look, you know
(03:19):
what when you're when you're a young boy and you're experimenting,
you don't know what's going on. What did you burn
your finger print off with? I didn't burn it, I
cut it on the shower drain. Why, because I was
you have to start at the beginning of this why
why why is your finger down the shower drink when
you're when you're just a young kid. By the way,
I know what the answer is. I just you're trying
(03:40):
to experiment with difference. Okay, stop now, Nate has this
look of disgust on his face. You know, it's kind
of funny how you in the beginning of this podcast
wanted to say nothing, and now you really just don't
want to shut up. You know what, It's a natural thing,
and I'm tired of people going you because everyone does it.
Whether you literally have never fucked a shower draink not
(04:00):
my fingertip, my fingertips, I have never fingered a shower
draink whatever. He actually, in reality, clawed to the sower
drain and was trying to fix it. I was trying
to fix the drain and my finger got caught on
the on the open part and it ripped my fingertip off. Okay, alright, alright, yes, Garrett,
all these stories he's telling right now always happened to
(04:21):
come out at dinner and Scotty just like he did
in this room. Says, I'm not talking about it. Then
he has his half a bud light and all the
stories come out. It's only a half a bud light
to get some all that's right. Dinner, every dinner, or
at if I had a full bud light, forget about it.
What's I love the way Nate's sitting there, like, I
can't believe Scotty pleasured himself at the radio station when
(04:41):
he pleasured his girlfriend right while you're sitting Elvis, Yeah
you did your girlfriend. You did it on the Harshtag carpeting.
Did you cut your finger on her drain? Did not?
It's slightly different. I I don't know. I mean laying
by myself in his room and see Caucus watching a
tape of Miami Spice. I just don't think I would.
(05:03):
I don't think I would do that. Actually was biker
chicks with dicks? Alright, Okay, we wasn't mine. There's another
story here. Whose tape was that? We all know, but
I'm not going to say someone. You know who newsroom
was Christine Nangier. Yeah he is not walking. Oh no,
(05:30):
I just mouthed the words. Okay, I know who it was,
all right, So Gandhi here here, this is why we
love Gandhi. Gandhi is one of the guys with a
flick of a switch. Yeah, I was fully encouraging this today,
so we I don't even know how the conversation came up,
but Scotty was yelling at other people about places that
they've done things, and he's like, I've only ever done
it in my bed or the shower, and then one
time at a radio station on the shank coverting exactly.
(05:53):
I think Scotty should write a book. I really do.
Oh yeah, I have one in me. I'm how you
got that dream? Like, how did you question? For you, Scotty,
how did you learn that you could deep throw to banana?
I just tried it. Sometimes I don't know if you don't.
If you don't try things, you don't know if you
(06:14):
can do them or not. And we'll say this, he
taught me how to do it, and he was accurate
with his his description of how you do it. Yeah,
it's easy, it's no naturally, the technique you were teaching
is well known. Yes, okay, I didn't know that. I
had never heard that before I met him. Yeah, and
then poor Garrett actually watched us from the door. While
(06:34):
Scotty was trying to teach me how to do this
with a banana, his face was his face was priceless
because somebody was recording it. You just see Garrett standing
in the corner, disgusted, not disgusted. You just don't expect
that when you walk into a room and you see
your co workers doing that to a banana. Gets fair
to say when you work with Scotty, you should expect it. Scotty,
how do you do it? Just you stick it in
(06:56):
the thing you do with your your hand. Oh, I
don't do that? Well, how did he teach you how
to deprogram? You? Squeeze a fist, please, your fist real
hard so that your nails are almost digging into your skin,
and then you get distracted and you can do anything else. Okay,
Just for the record, your hands should be empty, right.
There should be no partner involving right right right right
on the wine bottle. It's not flexible, all right? Well,
(07:19):
so what else? This is the worst podcast ever. I'll leave.
I'm sorry, I'm leaving to vote now. I have to
go clean up my apartment after my my studio fifty
four party last night. I was scotting at your party?
Is that it you're really leaving? Are we allowed to
(07:39):
say what you said was strewn about? It was a joke,
I know it wasn't. It made me laugh. So what
do you have to clean up? What is so messy
in your apartment? Right now that you have to clean up?
The apartment is just just a mess because I've got dishes
in the sink, but air the air suld be air conditioning, heating.
People are coming to day to fix what's been broken
from they've seen messes before. No, so I jokingly said,
I have to get home and clean up the bills
(08:02):
that are all rolled up and strewn across the apartment
about like I was darn drug sniffer. I really want that.
I hope if that's not the case at your apartment,
that you set it up to be that slet over
from my left over Indian food from yesterday. The place
was a curry. There were thousand dollar bills. They stopped
(08:22):
making them in ninety four. Thanks yeah, to put them
up his button hole and down a drain. I have
wanted me. That's like people that clean up their houses
for the cleaning people. I'll never understand that. No, I
won't either and one time I needed an ambulance and
my wife was putting makeup on for the for the
E m T s coming. I don't understand way, that's
(08:43):
a whole different story, this story. How hard did you
pull it? Why did you need an ambulance? Well, I
thought I was having a heart attack. As usual, I
was choking on a banana. No, I was on a minute.
I tried to baseball shut up. I was on some
medication and my doctor didn't tell me that I wasn't
(09:04):
supposed to lift things while I was on this medication.
And of course at a grocery shopping and lifted all
these giant, heavy things, and I must have torn something.
And I went upstairs and I passed out. I thought
I was having a heart attack. So I called an
ambulance and he was like, they're coming. And so she's
putting on makeup and doing her hair for the for
the hot E m T s that were coming to
the house. Over they were but had bad breath and
(09:25):
I had to be under the breath. Was we done
with stories? No? No, no, no, I hear yeah no.
If you guys want to continue, not me, But I'm
not going to. We all know we all know this person. Okay,
this person was about fifteen years old, and we know
we're fifteen years old, and we he was working at
(09:46):
a security company overnight weekends and he pretty much was
just hanging out there as the overnight guy, just hanging
in the office. He got so bored he would regularly,
you know, please himself and he would find out he's
not just what guys doing. I'm bored. Let me let
me just get out somebody in this room during this podcast,
(10:07):
and then and then we find we come to find
out my friends and I because he told us that
one time, what did you used to do? How did
you used to clean up and do stuff? Because oh no,
I used to just finish inside the sleeve of the
coats of the people. So people and it's an office,
a lot of people's coat racks and things hanging up.
(10:27):
He'd go into the closet, find a coat and finished
into the sleeve of the coat. I have a question.
Could you imagine you say, he came on a north
face Monday morning, the look of horror on this random
employees face when they put the coat on to go.
I mean, these are people that they leave stuff. You know,
everyone leaves stuff around, the end, stuff around. Okay, have
(10:49):
a question. So would he primate and then just finish
or would you actually have sex with the coat? So
he would have sex with the sock. He would have sex.
I get it, and he would because he did have
one of those get a crusty son. Never understand the
sick ever, I always had a sock there too, crusty.
(11:11):
That's it's a thing. The sock is the thing. And
I don't get the crusty sock because I understand that
it's been used, but like at some point it's that
they're chafing with the crusty sock. I said, nay. By
the way, I've only ever used disposable things like no,
like your wife, why do you have to do this
(11:32):
in other people's property? You just didn't? Just well, why
would you do it in your own sleeve? That's gross?
He didn't do it in his own sleep, He didn't
he Why would you? Why would you say I would
have finished off in this was in a fur coat,
because I get that these are coats, just random people's coats.
Boys are so weird. You remember when I was so
disgusted that I threw the flesh light away in the
dumpster behind the shop, right, I can't one. I haven't
(11:56):
heard chapter eight. I have one in me. Yeah, that
time I bought a watermelon and a candle open. We
can hold on. I've heard many of Scotty stories. I
haven't heard this one. You never heard. I don't come on,
come on, No one listens to this right now, Nobody listen.
It's just an extension of the conversation we're having the
other day about the weird things we did as kids. Right, Yeah,
(12:16):
that's what I guess. I mean, you all know what
a fluster council. I I be careful. I'm with you.
You all know what a fleshlight is. Correct, I'm not
going to go into that. Google it you did, yes,
So anyway, anyway, you know, apparently you're able to use
it more than once. But I was disgusted by it,
(12:37):
so I wasn't going to clean it. You have standards, now, yeah,
So I was like, this is so I just boxed
it back up and I threw it in the dumpster
behind the shop, right, supermarket really yeah, so eighty bucks
in the dumpster so your own yeah, your own stuff
freaks you out? Yes, at least you didn't return it. No, dude,
leave the tag on, bring it back, please. I don't
(12:59):
even think of not one of your stronger stories. I
wouldn't get that out of the arsenal. Well you told
me like a woman came along going through the trash
and she took it or god, I mean that might
have happened that you should have embellished that, Scott. Have
you ever used a food product with which to um No,
I haven't, can't. Can't believe it's not butter. No. By
(13:21):
the way, guys, if you're listening, young men, don't ever
try vasoline. I'm just saying why why, Well, you'll find
out don't ever try it. Well, they can't because you're
saying don't do it right. I used it all the
time vasoline when I was a kid. Yeah, you must
have such a soft winer. It's very soft. That's a mess.
It's really not that you can't get it off. Well,
(13:43):
you can, but you can't. Well, that's what the soccer
is for. Or the sleeve of the jacket. Don't use
icy hot I think that would be Oh, don't use
ben Gay straight or not. Don't use it. You don't
use Vicks Vapo Robu sleeve of a wizard. We're talking
about something else. I had a friend that would try
(14:04):
the sauce hardboard tube from paper towel rolls. Again. I
think he lined it with something, but he would use
the role. That's a really cheap fleshlight. Make your own.
That should be on the inside of the paper towel roll.
That should give you instruction instructions. Okay, where's the music
(14:25):
we've been got about? Light? Do I go? He's like,
guys are so weird. I love how you want to
finish early. That's that's Scotty's job. I usually do you
never tried anything bizarre like that? Oh no, I can't
really say. I have to think about it. Please. That'll
be tomorrow's podcast. There's places we've all jerked off and
(14:48):
yes or no. Fruits and vegetables No, they on sale.
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