Trouble on Halloween Night

What kind of trouble did we all cause on Halloween night??

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firms represents minute morning show, A fifteen minute morning show
on Halloween. Around the penis shaped table, We've got Gandhi's
Scariest City in a Brody's chair, so hopefully it'll it'll

(00:25):
make him funniernier. I'm just getting there's Garrett and there's
Danielle yours truly wonder woman. I had have fun Halloween.
That was great. That it is the day flew by today.
I felt like it went so fast. See, I think
it went by slowly. I don't know, Garrett. Faster slow
for you, a little slow for me. Yeah, I was scary.

(00:46):
It was slow for me. Yeah. You usually it's pretty
slow when you're when you're involved. Thank you. I wish
Birthday boy Froggy was with us. I love my Froggy.
I know. Anyway, there's straight and eight out there. He's
refusing to be to be a part of the podcast. Well, so,
did you guys have a nice Halloween? Yes, so far.
Observation that's the thing. Halloween's not over yet. And I

(01:06):
noticed Danielle is already packing up, stealing the decorations in
the candy. You're trying to take stuff home. I'm like,
this white, this beautiful party City sent these beautiful glittery
black and white pumpkins and silver and they're gorgeous. And
I'm like, oh my gosh, don't take him. Yeah, taken,
I'm taking two of them. And she said, well, why
don't we leave it here today? We'll get it tomorrow. No,
it's gonna go missing. I've seen what is Halloween over?

(01:29):
I mean, would you say he's argued that. I think
Halloween goes on until Saturday night this weekend. Technically decorations.
There's our sales manager, Alex Agran. He's dressed as a
sales man, as a very very very uh desperate sales guy.
He's nailing it. He said he needed to talk to you, Elvis.
Should I go talk to him? Yeah, we're gonna talk

(01:49):
to him. I think you're gonna bring him in here
to talk a lot for the podcast. Who had the
best costume today? Yeah, dand no offense. My makeup was
the best. Danielle's coustume looked amazing. My makeup is the
best only because I didn't do it myself. Thank you, Dina.
With the pinking, I like, how seriously you take it?

(02:10):
A lot of people half ascid. Admittedly I kind of
half asked mine. I definitely have as mine. No, I
don't think you got together. If I had had a
better wig, it would have been spot on, Danielle. I see,
I think funny wise like yours should win the funny
category because that was great, and Danielle yours was very clever. Well, thanks,

(02:31):
I appreciate it. But I feel like Danielle and Nate
you and you win. Thank you and Elvis. I feel
like I love it so much that I would be
mad at myself if I didn't take it seriously. To me,
this is like the day I look forward to everybo
how are you going? You're gonna go home and then
dress as a pineapple? I think you're at your best
right now, and just stay in this all day. I'm

(02:53):
thinking about that. I like to be comfortable when we
go out and we trick or treating and it gets cold,
and you know, we go to CCS Batheist House tonight.
You know, so I I put on a onesie. I
always were a onesie, and then I just like I
was a unicorn last year. This year I found this
really cute pineapple onesie. My girlfriend and I are matching,
and so it's different. I like to change it up.
I think you'll get a lot more attention if you

(03:14):
keep it like right now. I have to think about it. Okay,
I question because I don't have kids. I don't know
how they work. I don't know what they eat, I
don't know what goes on kids. How old do they
have to be to go trick or treating on their own?
My son is fourteen now, and if he wanted to
go with his friends, I would let him go. This
year I probably would not have let him go. This

(03:37):
is probably the first year I say, okay with friends,
not by yourself. No, even last night he went. He
went toilet papering with his friends, and I toilet paper
with the little one and our friends. So who allowed
you to toilet paper? Because you said this like three
times I've been allowed? Who's that alloud? So you just
did it? No? They're all actually texting me this morning

(03:58):
cracking up. Going the one leaves. Officer pulled me over
and said, what happened? As long as you're not as
long as your toilet paper in people's houses, that you know?
He was cool with it. He said, have a good time.
And just be safe. He didn't want me to go
on people's properties. He didn't want me to egg, he
didn't want me to do shaving cream, and I didn't
do any of that. Did you get pulled over? I

(04:19):
pulled over. So did you get pulled over for driving?
Or they saw you at the toilet paper? I got
pulled over because my kids were toilet paper in someone's
house and my lights were off on my car as
I was in the middle of the road trying to
be the gutaway car. Yes, not so suspicious at all.
The thing is that, you know, I know, mischief Night
is a regional thing here. You know, it's like a
northeast North Jersey and New York thing. They do the

(04:39):
toilet paper thing in New Jersey, which is cool at all,
But in where I came from, in the Borrows and
in other parts of the city, they literally would would
take take an egg and they would they would put
two pinholes in it. They would blow the the yolk
and the white out of the one side of the egg,
leaving it hollow, and then they would take nair and

(05:01):
they would fill it with nair and you'd have nair
bombs and they would throw it at your head for you.
My friend James Cacaro got hit in the head with
an air bomb, and I swear to God he had
he had a big patch of of bald spot. For weeks,
you had to wear a baseball member chalk socks. They
would stockings women's nylons and whip it around, whip it

(05:26):
around and smack you. They would first they would bang
the chalk against the sidewalk, inside the sock, inside the
nylon stock, and then they would smack everybody in the
head with it, and then they happy Halloween Mischief night.
In the Bronx where I lived is the same things
where you can't grow up. I would hide because people
would say. People, you couldn't describe bombing. We're going bombing tonight,

(05:47):
going bombing. It was called bombing, was called bombing, and
it wasn't crazy with the change they would do it
would it wasn't just the eggs and the funds. And
I got one more thing and so much more fun.
We used to take the barber saals hading me cans
and you don't have the plastic tip, Dan yellows what
I'm talking about. We used to turn on the burner
on your on your house stove, and you used to

(06:08):
hold it the tip up to the burner so it
would it would melt in such a way that when
you press the button, it would squirt like a h
So when you press the button on the shaving crea,
and you would be armed with a case of barber
salt that was pre done, and you'd scope and you
you'd have eggs, throwing eggs with shaving cream, and some

(06:32):
of them had naar in it, and some of them
would just regular raw eggs. They went through eggs at
the busses. This is like you would not take a
city bus. Then you remember you take a city bus
on Halloween. Stay away, don't go to school. Back every
time Scary was describing the nair egg and his bald friend,
he hit his head and there were puffs of powder
flying off his head from his Mr Rogers. I see,

(06:52):
I I don't know about any of this. I grew
up in Eary, Pennsylvania. We didn't never did any of this.
I mean we would have hoodlums drowing eggs at the car.
And I remember one time my dad having around to
the different grocery stores asking who bought eggs last night?
The car got egged and off. Yeah, they do that. Actually,
they would have the lookout for members. Shaving came. Like
if someone was buying a lot of cans of shaving

(07:13):
cream or a lot of eggs, the deli owner wouldn't
sell it to you. Oh they would hide the eggs.
You to buy eggs on Halloween. I swear to God,
like being is gonna stop me from ending your house
like where we grew up, Like I didn't know what
homecoming was. We have homecoming. We didn't have homecoming King
and Queen. We didn't have Friday Night Lights. Where the

(07:34):
hell was that that TV show Friday Night Lights? The South?
You soil like you grew up in prison. Well, my
cheerleading team had sweatpants and a sweatshirt. That was our uniform.
They didn't have. They didn't have any of this because
they were too busy egging everything. I did not egging.
You guys were creating weapons. This is jail. Last week
I went to Dayton for that one in house thing.

(07:54):
It was a Friday night. I'm like, why is this
one in house place so empty? They're like, dude, it's
Friday night. Everyone who anyone is out in a high
school football game right now, Friday night lights man, that
was never a thing. We used the toilet paper toilet
paper people's houses out of revenge. It was never this thing.
It was like, yeah, now we do it. We do it.

(08:17):
Had a fun like to get our friends. I don't know,
because if you came out and there's toilet paper, I
remember my dad like, you know, pissing and moanies, swearing
trying to get this wet toilet paper up. I got
pissed last night that I didn't get hit. We got home,
like dude, because we had a ten o'clock few in
our neighborhood for the kids. I'm like, dude, where's the
toilet paper? We didn't get hit? This that a toilet paper?

(08:37):
Did you use? Okay, so now here's the thing I'm
gonna from our good friends charm. You need to use
the crappier toilet paper, right because for some reason it's
better and it's easier to clean up because it's built
for nature. Don't know the stuff they have here at
the station that one feels like like you're wiping your

(08:57):
ass with like tree bark. That the stuff you Okay,
I'm back. It's just what I missed the toilet paper conversation.
We were talking about toilet paper people's houses, good to
toilet paper people's houses with What was that thing that
we were talking about this morning when I told you
that my friends saw on his ring doorbell camera a
girl run up to the the porch put candy down? Candy?

(09:19):
What is it you call? So? What is boot? What
would be boot? How would you get boomed? It's the
same thing, ghost or boot. Someone just puts like a
little bag of candy on your porch and then you're
supposed to pay forward and do somebody else. Okay, so
it's a nice gesture, is it wrong? And I'm just
gonna go home tonight by myself and do nothing that
I'm hiding. I'm not gonna give away can because we
didn't what My girlfriend's not gonna be home. I'm not

(09:41):
gonna give away candy by myself. Why not? So creepy
a guy given candy? You live in the house. Do
you want people come to trick a tree, buy a
freaking pizza, but bag of candy? A cheap bastard? They
scared you sign up in your building for candy. No,
I'm not going to be home, but you know, usually
when I am home, I just the lights out, locked
the doors and go to sleep. Double check that they

(10:01):
just put an empty bowl outside your house that says
take one and then make it look like these a
whole kids to kids. And I tried. I put in
my best effort boring podcast. Ever it was great before
you got here. We like that and scary. Basically grew
up in because we were saying that where we grew
up we didn't have homecoming, we didn't have Friday night lights,

(10:23):
football games like we didn't have that in their cheerleaders work,
there was not There was not a King and Queen
of Prom. We had all of that stuff. We had
all of that, and Halloween Day was brutal. You wouldn't
walk alone to school, you wouldn't go to school, and
you wouldn't get on the buses because the buses all
got egged. You get hit with nair bombs. Are you kidding?
It would empty out eggs and putting air in it,
and then you'd get hit in the back of the head.

(10:44):
I told you about James Could. They would chalk it
up and stick it in a women's parent and nylons.
Oh my god, you didn't grow up with that. Did
you know I grew up the way you guys grow
up homecoming like an idea, like you know, yeah, what
about tet And I liked it was so bad, you
New York City kids. I've never been to prison, but

(11:05):
I figured that's what it's like stealing from the grocery store.
This one melt the tip of the barber still shaving
cream can against the stove. You put it on the stove,
like right up against the pie, and then it would
it would kind of melt, and then when you press
the button, the shaving cream would shoot out and you'd
have a whole case of that. Oh my god. We

(11:27):
we used to have water balloon fight nights. Yeah, and
sometimes they would go into the people's homes and then
the parents would get really mad. That was awesome, though.
Did you put a narro in them? No, it's just
water water monsters, right, I gotta go nearby treating. I'm
trick or treating? Are you tired, wonder woman? I don't
with those eyebrows that you have drawn on, Daniel, I

(11:48):
don't know if you're looking at me like you're judging me,
or you're happy you have those like mean old lady eyebrows.
You can't tally hold on, Garrett. What there's a trad
there's a tradition where Scary is building. You sign up
to go trick or treating at his house and uh,
the apartment build. Yeah, so Scary didn't sign up this year,

(12:10):
so I signed Scary up for him. Oh no, they're man,
did you really do that? You really stopped by my
house and did that cat crap at your door at
your apartment? I hate you? You know what, I'm gonna
do it. No, No, I'm gonna buy a bullet candy
and leave it outside my door. I'm not gonna be

(12:30):
home almost you Did you really do that? Did you
really do that? Scary? It's a joke, I know, but
still it's embarrassing. I don't have any candy for these kids.
You should have thought about that. Is this thing over
Halloween is going on and on. It's gotta stop. Christmas, Yeah,

(12:51):
music starts tomorrow. We're not even Thanksgiving yet. You know
some radio stations are already doing the Christmas music thing.
Light FM is gonna do it again here in New
York City. Uh screw then, can we do it this year?
They always beat us in the ratings when they play
Christmas music. Let's start playing the Gwen Stefani Christmas album tomorrow.
It's so fantastic that. Al right, well, happy Halloween, guys,

(13:13):
I'm leaving. Are we done? You guys still have another
a minute and a half? Okay, Well where do we
go from here? So? I heard one time as a
commercial with Ryan Seacrest where he was clearly trying to
fill time. So he was like in five four three, Oh,

(13:36):
let me tell you about blah blah blah. We can
do that. So what is it? Like? What is that
tricks that you guys do when you don't have enough
copy to fill a spot, You just slow your fans down.
You should just slow our forwards like nine times. Oh yeah,
I don't forget um, so we all drop our Instagram names.
I don't know what's going on. By the way, Danielle,
I think everybody's voting for me is the better looking

(13:58):
Danielle man Arrow other than myself? Yeah, like you're getting
more votes than act Yes, that sucks. I'm a hot woman.
You are deal image because you have a little bit
of a five o'clock shadow going. I don't have thing
like an eight o'clock shadow. Everybody follow me on Instagram
at scary Jones s k e e r y Jones.

(14:19):
I'm glad I have the dry drop of Nate going.
I'm a hot woman. Ate. What's your Instagram? Oh hot woman?
No at Nate Underscore Marino because there's some other like
fourteen year old kid in Arizona that has real Nate
Marino's mother. Eff, what about you? Danielle at radio Danielle
Minaro like at Baby Hot Sauce. That's me, So I

(14:39):
guess I'm at Garrett v O. Thank you. Right, yeah,
oh there we go. There's music, thank god. Ve Okay,
we'll see tomorrow for yeah, Monday, It's Thursday. No podcast
on Friday, Halloween. Fifteen minute Morning Joel