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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast Elpresent,
What do you do Danielle on no Oh gosh, Well,
I do start listening to Christmas music on November. So
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the Justin Bever c D and the Gwen Stefani c
D are ready to go. Um. But I get that,
I'll be honest, I get a little depressed because I
love Halloween so much and it's like now it's gone,
and I kind of like, you know, everyone starts putting
away their costumes and they put away their decoration. Else
to look forward to. I have lots to look forward to.
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But you know me, I love this holiday. So I
love spooky, I love scary, I love dressing up. I
love all that that you hit. Clowns. Yeah, I don't
have to be a clown, but I like just this
airy monsters and I love classic like you know, the
Briana Frankenstein and Dracula and like the Mummy and all
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that stuff. It's just I don't know that's you know,
I'm not into necrophilia. You're one stuff too far. You
really are an asshole? Come from that was very random.
I like ghosts. Do you like having sex with dead people?
Like l just I hate clowns. Do you like having
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sex with dead people? Do you? Is that what you're
trying to tell us. I'm thinking it's more of a
fetish than that you have sex with a dead person,
Like I think about you. Did you watch that Ted
Bundy thing? Yes, and he would return to the scene
of his crimes and have sex with the heads. And
who does that Ted Bundy? People like Ted Bundy serial killers.
I don't think any normal person on the planet thinks
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about keep certain people you have sex with a kind
of like having sex with the dead. I had that before,
I wouldn't know. By the way, Daniel, you mentioned Brian
to Frankenstein a second ago. Yes, okay, just for the record,
because we had a lot of text messages about this.
We know it's Frankenstein's monster. We know that Frankenstein was
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the scientist, and but everyone calls the monster Frankenstein. Leave
us alone, right, You don't have to be that guy, right, right, right.
There's some type of irony in that coming from you.
We were playing a match game. I look, if you're
giving a dissertation on Frankenstein, you should be right, right,
Like if you're in school writing a turn paper, you
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should be right. We're playing match game and we say, oh,
I had sex with Frankenstein. People are texting and you
know it's the Monster's. Yeah, well, I know it's not
as funny to say Frankenstein's. You know what. People were
correcting me on yesterday and I was like, oh, shut up.
Yesterday when we did the podcast, we were talking about
how Scary's eating all the time, like he is forever chewing.
So we were saying his job must be so strong.
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It's got a job of pit bull over there, and
people are like, excals, you do you know that pit
bulls don't even have a locking mechan does the mother draw?
Get out of here? You stand what I was saying. Yeah,
that's why you can't get a pit bull off your
arm when it bites you. They have to you know,
hit it with a bat because you know what you mean.
Oh my god, Oh my god. Also, like today, someone
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tried to correct me and you know my rule rule
number one of correcting Danielle right right, exactly. So Elvis
is dressing a one to dress like Captain Marvel and
the Captain Marvel in the Marvel movies. As a woman,
it's what's your face? You know? I can't remember her name. Yes, don't,
don't tweet Meretels thank you. But in the comics, Captain
Marvel was a man thirty years before, twenty years before,
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it was a woman roughly, so I said, oh, you know,
Captain used to be a man. Captain Marvel was never
a man man. Yes, yes he was, Yes, don't correct me.
You get back to Nate having a bad sex with
women who are it's almost like no, it's almost like
they're pretending they're dead, meaning like it's awful. Have you
guys realized that the heart of the person, the less
they really true, not necessarily true, not true at all.
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But you did say, yeah, well I I you know
I did, and this is a long time ago. Uh
it was bad, like like she was really hot, right,
she's very attractive, but she didn't do anything, and I
felt it was awkward. That's like when a hot person comes, like, okay,
we had some guy who was like so hot. I
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forgot who it was, and everybody was here. All the
girls were like, oh my gosh, he's so I can't
wait to meet to me so hot. Then he started
talking and he was just so stupid that it was
like his hotness factor went down. It was like nothing
hot for me, like stupid nothing, It's horrible. It wasn't
fun or a bad laugh. Oh my god. I went
on a date with this girl, but her laugh was
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like it was about what about this one? That too?
I've had snorters and I'm like, I can't like the
first date. You're like, what is that thing like on
a first date? You're like, I can't. I will never
be in a relationship with this person. For me, if
I hear that laugh and it's a laugh that I
can't stand the sound of, I will never see that
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person ever again. This is terrifying. I always saw somebody
once we were filling out the survey and it was like,
when do you feel your most attractive? And I said,
I don't know. I guess when I'm laughing. When I've
seen myself laugh inaccurate too. I've heard myself laugh also inaccurate.
So now I'm like, oh, I'm gonna be a terrible
first date. I think when people are rude to the
staff wherever you are, if somebody gets real pushy and
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demanding and like tapping their glass and being like what's
going on? I don't like that. That's a date. I
was on a date, a first date with a guy.
We were going to the beach. That was our first day.
I think I told this story, let's go to the beach.
I'm sorry, my wish. We had let's taste so And
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we're in his car and we were in a line
to pay to get into the beach because there was
a long line. And he sticks his head out of
the car and starts screaming obsentence because he wasn't patient
and he didn't want to wait anymore, and he was
calling people names. And I'm as sitting there's our first date.
I'm like, oh, well, this will be our last date.
There was no I didn't I had to spend the
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day on the beach with this guy. And all I
could kept thinking was is what if this is what
he's doing on a first date? What an asshole? Imagine
if you made dinner late? Can you imagine? Forget it?
I think too bad. First dates are like if somebody
and I know that this is everyone's gonna be, that's
so old school. If he doesn't open the door for me,
or if we're walking and he starts walking ahead of me,
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I don't like that. Yeah, I always opened the door,
even if it's not a date. Always open the door.
You are a gentleman. When the last time you open
the door first, Scary's very I gotta say Scary when
I'm making out, was just scary. He's very very he
take I will say, Scary does open the door for
his girlfriend, but only so she can slide across the
seats first. What are you talking about? You make Robin slide?
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I don't, Yes, you do, because I'm heavy. I'm heavy
having to walk around to the other side. The heavier
person shouldn't do this, doesn't have the weight. When you're
light and spry, you can just get in the get
in the car and just slide across. Okay, so wait,
so fourth quarter Scary can't do that. But when your
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first quarter, Scary, I hope you can go first, right
right first. Quar No, but I feel like I have
a lot of Gandhi and Danielle, thank you so much
for coming to my rescue. That I do take care
of you definitely. I mean, when I've been with you,
I feel like you've been very civorous. Have a video
of Scary getting out of a car Atlantic City or
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one time where he got out of the car, didn't
hold a door for his girlfriend and then went right
through the revolving door and left her. Was that one
time president does that? It's fine. I'm not gonna say
anyone other etiquette. There's other etiquette that I that I
really need to do better with, and that is the
walking ahead thing. Owned I don't know why, but I
do that on occasion, and I don't realize I'm doing it,
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and then I have to look back. I'm like, we'll
have to drop back a little bit and slow up
because I am being obnoxious. My mother called me out
on it. She goes, Anthony, why are you walking ahead
of everybody? For? That's rude? Leaving your girlfriend behind like that?
I'm sorry. What about that thing where if someone asks
you to pass something at a table, you take some first,
then you pass it. Well, that's acceptable because he's gotta
go with that direction anyway, I gotta pass by it. Yeah,
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why I would do that? Thank you, Danielle. If I
say passed the meat balls, he'll go okay, and he'll
start taking meat palls himself. I want the meat balls.
He wasn't. He's just gon let me just get one.
That is that any rule book will tell you that
as against the rules, you shouldn't take the meat balls.
He won't even eating them. There's my idea, pass to
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meat balls. Got I gotta wait till he eat some. No, No,
I don't think he's rude at all. I just want
to I'll go on record. He's extremely in considerate. Really,
I'm like everybody and most polite. I have the best manner. Yesterday,
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Oh yeah, I was sick and sleeping. I ratted you
out for this. I was sick and sleeping. So and
what time? And your podcast partner was here for an hour?
That's not that's not true. Weekly podcast. Okay, let's pull
the curtain back. Waiting we podcast at eleven o'clock. Okay.
At ten fifty ten one, I texted her that I
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just woke up because I was sick. I said, I'm
terribly sorry. I can't make the podcastle normally if you're not,
she's not doing the podcast ten o'clock o'clock. Okay, So
she waited forty minutes because I was sick and I
was unconscious but from medication. But objections, sir, Because Nate
walked in this door at about six am and said,
Brodie's not coming in today, which means you alerted somebody
that you were not coming. I wasn't going to text
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her at six I went back to Ben appreciated. I
assumed I would wake up shortly and then text her.
I didn't want to bother her at six o'c. Sucking them.
We're really going to double down and say it was
not rude. No, no, I felt bad for her, but
being rude would be to be awake and not text her.
But you were awake and didn't. I wasn't thinking straight.
I was sick. I mentioned that a few times, okay,
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but it was still rude. We really gonna go on
the room and point out people being rude the greatest.
I was sick, and I texted her today and apologized. Flowers. No,
I'm cheating, but he doesn't make smirk on his face.
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Next stop poking. Listen how many times is Nate when
Nate was not feeling well, he would just not show
up and then we had a call before He didn't
even tell us Love, how Nate's getting thrown under the button. No, no, no, no,
there was one of the sign effects is he forgets things.
Nate wasn't making all of us weight on an hour
to do something and then showing up for it. No,
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he just did show off consistently. Not here. No, I
would tell Elvis and like, hey, I'm not making it
in and on it. Then I'd forget about it five
minutes later because I was on these pills that I
would forget you. Yes, I was on pills to shut
That's okay. The three people on Twitter are gonna come
to Brodie's rescue because their only team Brodie, Brodie Brodie
that people like me? Do you think I like somebody
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for everyone? And I'm sure there are some people hashtag
team Scary there are Don't be jelly. I'm not jelly.
I'm just saying, listen to this voice. I'm still sick.
He's still think he's been breathing on Gandhi. Have not
been breathing on Gandhi? Who grown men saying the word jelly? No? No, no,
there was I said, deacetiously. Okay, that made it? Okay?
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What are we talking about? I don't know. This willing
to a turn from what would ruin a first date?
To why is Brodie rude? I like that at all?
Oh my gosh, wait scary? What would ruin a first
date for you, what would the first date from? Not true?
None of that always being on your phone? Oh yeah,
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because honestly, I've ruined people. I've ruined my own girlfriend's
dates with being on my phone. I try, and I'm
trying more being more cognizant these days. You know, it's
not even just a problem with young people. Like younger people,
my dad who's in the hospital, doesn't have his phone
right now, but when he did, he was attached to
that thing. He had been out with friends and actually
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the people came to visit him in the hospital and
they said, just last week we were telling him to
put his phone away at dinner because my dad is attached.
He loves just looking things up in videos and all
that stuff. I try and limit it. You should go
look at your screen time. I wonder how much screen
time you have. Yeah, I don't like. No, I don't like.
How do you how do you do that in your phone? Sorry,
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he can't play along. He doesn't have an iPhone. I'm
sure there's a setting in his phone. There's a setting.
It's I think it's setting time settings. Okay, stream time?
Where is here? We go? Just today? It should be No,
it'll give you a daily average? Where do your time
do you go to? Screen time? Daily average? Mine is
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three hours and sixteen minutes. You know daily average average
you have to go to last seven days? Mine is
four hours thirty four minutes per day. Wait a minute,
where do you do this? Here? Give me your phone?
Do my grandma and a half? I am the person
I always called proggy, but I have a problem with
what's my pictures? So? What does this mean? Danielle has
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a daily average of two hours and fifteen minutes. Way better,
and it says fifty fifty eight minutes below average? What
does that mean? Below your normal average? What's coming in
just two hours and fifteen? I have three hours and
sixteen Nate had four hours? And where do you have? Scared?
When you got scared and a half? Too bad? I
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need to put my phone down? What about you? Look?
What about you? Danielle? On the Winner? You win or
you're a loser. I guess. Oh. I love that you
can set a schedule for time away from the screen
during downtime. Only apps that you choose to allow and
phone calls will be available. Oh that's good. App limits,
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you can set limits, it shut off. Here's where this
is a fallacy. In all fairness, I don't even touch
my home computer or my laptop. All my web stuff
is done on my iPhone. Are you working work? Yeah?
Everything is on my iPhone. Everything, very very few things
are from I don't even sit at my home. I
lay in my bed, so I want to look something up.
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That's screen time has been eating my screen time lately?
What Mario Kart? It's Mario, It's yes, it is, It's
Mario Mario. That's stupid. It's the audio, I think, never
say that. It's married minute morning show.