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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. Okay, so earlier we were talking about the
creepy things that guys do. How about the creepy things
that girls do? And Gandhi, I feel like you've done
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one or two things. Yes, I really do, just because
every girl does, whether she realizes it or not. Okay,
I mean it's possible. We'll get to you in a second.
So I want you to compile that list because I
know you probably did stuff. You're like, Okay, this sounds
like it could be creepy, but probably not, but it is.
So I remember I went on a date with this
girl one time. We had just met for drinks, were
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having I don't know, nachos at a b J's, which
is a restaurant in California. Look it up. It's pretty
by the way if you switch those two. Um. And
so we're like an hour into this date, first time
meeting this person, and she goes, oh, well, all please
remember this booth during our first date if we ever
come back here? Whathead know? Like that an hour in
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it was like the record skip scratch breaks went on,
and I just like, you know, my seat building gauge
because we could tell children about this book. Oh no,
we'll always remember where we sat on our first date.
Oh no, honey done. I'm sorry that was creepy. Back
to what we were talking about, if it would have
been a super hot girl that you were like she was,
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which made it even worse because you see these girls
that are super hot, and everybody's attractive in their own right,
you're like, oh my god, I'd love to be with her.
There are some creepy hot people too. There are creepy
hot people, but I feel like the creepiness sets in
when you're just not attracted to them anymore because their
personality is weird. Yeah, there are creepy hot people, but
if you're attracted to someone, I just feel like nothing
they do shades of gray reference. I mean, if you
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found them hot, then it's not creepy, but you put
an ugly person in that situation all of a sudden,
super creek right, exactly so, But it's so true though.
You have to be hot. If you're hot, you can
get even then. Even then, he was hot and rich,
he had a couple of things going for him. But
just showing up inside somebody's apartment that is criminal. I'm
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pretty sure. That's like breaking and entering. It's a movie.
It's still I feel like that stuff happens in real
life though at times, because there also a thin line
between creepy and cute. Because okay, I I was dating
this girl. Tell me that it's an underline, and you
think I was dating this girl while back. I was
living at my parents at the time, and it was
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my birthday and I woke up in the morning and
there were my entire car was wrapped in like gift wrap,
and she had balloons hanging from the you know, helium
balloons on the windshield, wipers and everything as a birthday gift.
She had snuck over to my house in the middle
the night, at three o'clock in the morning to do that.
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Some would think that's cute girlfriend. This was a girl
I had been dating for maybe about about a month.
It's a nice gesture. I was flattered, But at the
time so of my friends were like, dude, that's pretty creepy.
You know, one year anniversary, what a great girl. One
month creepy. Well, look look at the other option. She
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could have snuck into the house and killed you, which
he didn't. She was waiting for the ring, that's something
you do. But I just think anytime you're sneaking around
in the middle of the night doing anything, just a
little earlier, I think in the relationship, I think that
the strangest words ever when you're first dating someone are
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is it too soon to say blank? Or is it
too soon to say I like you or love you?
Or see this going somewhere? Whenever you preface with is
it too soon? Yes, it's too soon to say yeah?
I feel like if you have to asked the question,
it probably is. But I'm like the Queen of not
addressing anything. How do you get around it? I just
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look away, you know, like when dogs do something bad
and they won't look at you. That's how I am.
If I don't want to discuss something, I just look
off in the other direction. Have you ever been in
this situation where a guys like, gandhi, I love you.
I'm going to vomit right now? But it has ever
happened When you're sitting there and then it doesn't. The
guy's like, and you want to tell me something, right, Well,
it came out of nowhere. We weren't dating or anything
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like that, So I was like, what, you don't think
it's creepy of a girl says, let's make love. The
term make love is creepy and it's in its own right.
I'm just happy to hear anything at this point. Do
you guys want to know the other things that people
think girls that I think I have done a couple
of these, to be honest. So number one says, we
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stalk our crushes and everyone they've ever known online. Guilty.
But I think you guys do that too. Yeah, I
think everybody does know. It's just so easy, so easy.
Look at one right now, I've done the thing where
like I click on let's say a picture of him,
and then there's just a random girl in the background photo,
like who she? How do they know each other? How
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far back did they go? And then you hit the
tag tab and you're like, oh, who is Well? I said,
I used to hold hands. Let's this is a podcast.
You don't actually have to look around. I'm looking at
and he was actually looking up Gandhi. Earlier on the show,
you were mentioning something about the dog and the picture
and you're around the room. Yeah people creepy, Yeah, Okay,
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so I said, is this creepy of me? My friend
dropped me off yesterday and when I got out of
the car, this guy was walking across the street and
he had a little backpack with a dog in it,
and she was like, oh my god, I'm in love.
Oh my gosh. She took a couple of pictures of
them because I didn't see that part, so she sent
it to me and said, this was outside your apartment.
She wants to find this guy. She posted a picture
of him, and she asked me if I could help her.
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So I was like sure, So I posted pictures of
him and people think I'm a creepy for it. Well, okay,
here's the thing. Okay, So here's the text that came
in right after to that that we didn't read on
the air, because Gandhi is such a hypocrite with her
around the room after ripping apart Scary and Nate for
their massages. Just because the person has a dog doesn't
make it no longer creepy. That guy didn't consent for
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her to take the picture, and if he's saw Gandhi
do it, he would have totally thought it was creepy.
Talking about double standards, disappointed in the girls on the shop,
let's address one thing touching someone against their will and
taking a photo of somebody out in public are very
different things. Second of all, I admit I think it's
possibly creepy. My friend wants help finding this guy, I'm
gonna help her find it. And if that means how
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defended is this guy gonna be? She took a picture
because she thinks he's hot, contok at this creep Here's
another tie. If Scary or Nate or any other guy
posted a pick for a girl with a puppy, it
would be definitely creepy. Hashtag double stands at all you said,
you said, look at this girl at these blouse puppies.
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You guys have to acknowledge if the genders were reversed
in Gandhi's scenario, it would absolutely be considered creepy. What
the hell? I actually don't think it would. If one
of you guys came in here and you're like, I
saw this girl walking across the street, I think she's hot,
we find her, I'd be like, that's kind of I
actually reverse the situation in my head too, and I'm like,
I think that would be okay. If I if I
saw a girl, I'm like, who is this person down?
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The street and public. I didn't take a picture and
here didn't see if somebody in there look at this girl,
I took a picture of her strut on the subway.
That's wrong. Aunch of like cell another texture, reverse the
genders and see if it's creepy another texture. Is it
creepy if a guy took a picture with a girl
with a dog and posted a picture just answered this question.
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I mean, it's like The Bachelor and Bachelor right too.
It's it's the same thing, like when it's The Bachelor
ret on on TV, it's like, um, she's finding love,
and when it's The Bachelor, it's like, look at those
sluts just trying to get with this guy. Like it's
it's a it's a double I get it. But if
Gandhi went over to the guy who was holding the
dog and gave him a massage, creepy. And plus she
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didn't take the photo, that's okay. That's you go to
a stranger and start touching that, that's wrong. If it's
Danielle sitting here when she's rough, okay, I see the point. Anyway,
I was just fascinated by the listeners getting aroused over
that comment where they aroused. Is have you ever done
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anything creepy that you, in hindsight now look back and like, oh,
I shouldn't have done that. I mean, I'm sure that
I have, but I don't think I'm I'm very I'm
much more cold than I am creepy. Like I'm more
I'm more apt to run away from something and just
be like, oh, if you creepy, I'm out of here.
Then to actually, I mean, do I do a deep
dive on people on social media? Yes? Yes I do.
Can I tell you something I did that may have
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been creepy across the line? It was do you I was.
I was working with Ryan Seacrest at the time, and
we had Brittany Murphy kem in creepy, He's passed right,
And she came in and I had this thing that
I would do for girls when I was a bartender
and waited tables. I would make a flower out of
a napkin, clever little thing, and I had when I
gave it to her as just a joke or whatever,
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We're just sitting there and she thought it was the
hutest thing. She came over and gave me a hug
and like, oh my god, this is so cute, proceeds
to go out in the hallway and ask one of
the other girls on this show if I'm single. They
don't do anything about it. So they're all like, well, Nate,
you should do something. You should come like, I don't
have her phone number. What am I gonna do? So
this is where the creepy comes in. I made eleven
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more paper flowers and had been sent to her, and
I said it with a note to complete the dozen.
I actually don't think that's crazy. How did you find her?
You know what? That's shooting your shot sniffing her. That's crazy. Okay,
thank you for clarifying. I don't know how that would
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have come into play different things. Okay, I'm just making
a comparison. I mean what he did was he took
the time and effort to be cute. You know, did
you yell at your call workers for not I was
kind of upset because it's Britney Murphiel, three years old. Whatever.
So then fast forward and nothing happened. So I sent
the flowers, no response, crickets, radio silence, and so fast forward.
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About seven and eight months later, she came back in
for another movie and was, oh no, she didn't come back,
and she was on the phone. And when she was
on the phone, she goes, oh, by the way, is
is Nate still there? Oh? I got the flowers, but
my cleaning lady watered them and ruined them. She watered
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your phone number as as a as a guy friend.
That's that's her pretty much saying no, I would love
for you to make some more flowers for me. Nothing
ever came of it, and I just that's a solid move.
I think it's a good movie. Okay, it wasn't creepy though,
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drug drugs. It wasn't because it was something that had
to do like disease something like that. It was something weird. Yeah,
she just was fo Yeah, and then she started dating
some other guy. Anyway, but yeah, I did it. Shot
my shot. I think that's a good shot. Actually appears
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to be natural causes. Yeah, But she got married shortly
after that, because she got married with I don't want
to say. Yeah. Primary cause of death was pneumonia. Secondary
factors iron deficiency and neemia and multiple drug intoxication. Well,
this took a turn. Is this creepy? I don't know
what category this falls on it. I think I've told
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you creepy, then we'll need the jury's out. So many
years ago, when I was single, I took this girl
out on Long Island to a club and we had
a great time, a few hours, dancing whatever. And on
the way home, she was, Oh, can we swing by
this address? I gotta drop something off at a friend's house.
I'm like, yeah, no problem. And so we get there
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and there's a car on the driveway and she gets
out of the car with the soda we had bought
sodas there something one of the stores on the way home,
and she takes the soda and she pours it all
over the guy's car, the person's car, so so so
she gets back in my car, she goes dry. So
I go, I go, what what? What? What? That's my
first date with this girl? Like what what do you mean?
Drive just just floor it? So I floored, Like what
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what what was that? She goes, that's my ex boyfriend
f him. I wanted to pust so it on his
car so it ruins the paint job. God, Yeah, that's
not creepy. That's awesome. Yeah. So, uh, that's not creepy,
that's that's just but on the first date of her Yeah, No,
I mean you became an accomplice a home. Was that
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like one and done? Yeah, I decided I don't want
to be her next ex boyfriend like she usually care
about because I cared about my car. So no, we
didn't have another date. So, Nate, you kind of hit
on this one. It's girls imagine their lives together and
exactly what they would be like increapily specific detail. So
that girl that you were talking about what that was
on your first date, was already planning like your six
month anniversary. Yeah, And that's that's my suggestion for anybody
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going on a date. Don't get ahead of yourself. Just say,
oh my god, I'm having so much fun here in
this moment saying what do you think our kids would
look like? Yeah, oh, I've had that blad Disney movies
for this a Disney movies. That one freaks me out
the most. I feel like I've had guys say that
to me repeatedly because they think it's cute, and I'm like,
if you knew how I felt about children, you would
never say those words to me. With me, it will
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be so cute out here. I always wanted blond hair,
blue eyed babies, like whatever, noise fifteen minute morning shows
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as