Too Much Food

We all make a pact to lose weight! Plus, signs we know that we are getting heavy.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms Represents show. I'm so ashamed of you, Danielle is swinging.
Why are you ashamed of me? You call yourself Italian? Okay,

(00:24):
you came in here earlier because our friends from Fortelli Baretta, Yeah,
grunt in all these salamis and cheeses yesterday and a
lot of some of us left out a little lunch
boxes here in the studio overnight. So I decided to
break open the presut and the the dry salami. Your man,
She started to eat it, screaming at me because I

(00:47):
thought the dry salami had to be in the fridge.
I mean, I refrigerate mine. You like, oh my god, scary,
You're gonna get boys and stuff that wasn't refrigerator And
this makes less of an a towel, because every Italian
knows that when you go to there are these old
school Italian shops that sell Italian products, there's pepperoni's and

(01:09):
salamis hanging from the ceiling. Those aren't refrigerated. Dry salami
and dry sausage, even slim Jim not. They don't need
to be I know, but I I guess I didn't
think that I mean, I think of things spoiling overnight,
and I also thought about there. There was cheese in there.
Some of it has cheese, and I'm thinking, oh my gosh,

(01:30):
they're eating the cheese. They're eating it. So I just
kind of can assumed you might get food points and
it's all good, you don't need. But I think it's
nice that she cared about you. From the other room.
She was like, oh, no, they're eating the old meat.
Of course, you know, it's actually usually pretty young. But

(01:51):
you know what I did do after you I found
out it was okay. I went out there. Somebody brought
us a nice big thing of Italian bread. I ripped
off a piece, as you do, and I took a
piece of sausage and I stick it in the bread. Yeah,
it's so good. I think it's funny how this is
like the time of the year where all of us
keep complaining about our clothes not fitting, and oh my god,

(02:12):
my washer and dryer must be shrinking my jeans every
time I look up, we're stuff in our foot Wait, wait,
what do you mean? Not you yesterday you said to me,
feel my stomach, I'm getting so heavy. Not my clothes
fit because I just bought bigger pants I normally thirty one.
I've just said fuck it, I'm buying the pregnant woman

(02:33):
button extended TV. It's a true thing, Like you hook
it into the whole of your pants and then you
get up, you get more rude. Wait, you know you
can do that with the rubber band, right, Let me
show I'll show you right now. Let them pay extra
for it. Rubber band, You just stick it in there. Yeah, Danielle,
you do this. Oh my god, twist it, mind blown,
dan Yellow, what a life hack this is before and

(02:56):
then you can also do it with a paper clip. Look,
that's awesome. I like all the ways we're coming up
to with to extend our pants. Eze versus. Let's just
stop stuffing our face out. By the way we're stamping
out hunger at the Wine and Food Festival. I needn
say though, I'm gonna admit I have my period and
the week you have your period, you guys are experienced it.

(03:20):
Shut up, No, you don't, your asshole. I can't be
on the diet because I want I crave chocolate, I
crave I crave everything, and I'm not gonna deprive myself
because I'm just I feel like you can't gain any
extra weight that week. That's how I look at it.
And I have to give myself whatever I want because
I'm already have another. Denied yourself anything for weeks, don't

(03:48):
do it. We live in a country where you can
eat when you're hungry, so eat if you can. You
can eat when you're not hungry. Medieval times when the
sign of a person who is wealthy was displayed by
exemplified when they had a big, heavy, fat stomach, when
they're like the bigger. There are still countries now that

(04:10):
are like that. India's like that, more respected, right, Yeah,
so that we're really expecting respecting you. That explains why
you're hosting today. Are in their countries where the guys
prefer the women big and they and they go someplace
to eat and get heavier. Yeah, where is before I
say the incorrect country, I'm going to look it up,

(04:30):
but it was somewhere I saw the documentary too. And
then they make the girls go to this place and
gain a lot of weight because they're not um, they're
not attractive for other guys, for guys until they gain
a certain amount of weight. Yeah, fat is sexy Tanya.
There you go. Yeah, if I was, but it might

(04:54):
be more. It sounds like more Italian food. Is there
another thing of s law me somewhere? Hello right there? No, no, no,
they ate all that right there, Danielle, don't don't it's
not don't be a fat funk like me. I feel
so fat. I'm sorry, I just feel so fast. Since January,
I've gained ten pounds. It doesn't show well. I tell

(05:17):
her that all these go hand clips in a path.
I just did what Nate did. I bought a bigger
pair of Ye. We were standing in the hallway earlier,
and everyone today has told Danielle how hot she looks today,
and she's like, but thank you, Oh my god. And
then she looks at me and she's like, look, my
thighs are touching. I'm like, my fire touched my whole life.
My thighs really they're they're they're touching more than they

(05:41):
used to. Oh my god. My biggest struggle is ripping
my jeans right where my thighs rob the best legs
I've ever seen, but they still touched, they robbed. Okay,
here's a question. Is that you're indicator that you're fat.
You know what my indicator was the other day, I
was sitting in the car and my seat belt was
cutting into my stopped. Yes, And I got out of

(06:02):
the car and I looked and there was a line
from this. My god, him, I got one. Here's an
indicator true story when when the elastic on my underwear
starts to to fold. Oh my god. Yeah. If I
feel around during some more of the day and my underwear,

(06:23):
the atlastic underwear band is folded. There that you like
it's folding, Yeah, I see. I know. I have a
problem when the jeans that I because I don't fit

(06:43):
in the other jeans don't fit and I have to
buy other genes in. That's not good. So, Danielle, mine
is similar to yours with jeans. When I know I
have to suck it in. So when I have a
pair of jeans that last week fit fine, I just
put them on normally and when I have to go
that's what do you do? What I do? I will
go then and buy like pit cheap jeans. Like I'm like,

(07:04):
I'll about three pairs of cheap jeans because these will
get me through until I lose the weight to fit
back into the utter jeans that I spent a hundred
dollars on. All right, well, let me throw it out there.
Who wants to make up? Make a pat that we
don't become such fat fox for the next couple of
weeks and we just go on a diet. Can we
do it? It us to be after the food festivals,

(07:29):
I am drinking and eating and I don't I get
a Bodaniel. You know what's gonna happen next week. There's
gonna be some big parties and then everybody's gonna go
okay after the party Monday, we start a Halloween candy.
But is this going to be one of the things,
like are we getting real aggressive with it? Is it
gonna be like last year when Nate was smacking food
out of people say, you asked me to do that?

(07:50):
I remember that. But here's the thing I think. I
think if we eat our meals, but we don't eat
in between the cakes and the cookies, and we just
maybe um have fruit if we want something else, maybe
we could do that. So just concentrate on your regular meals.
I just don't eat because cake and cookie Right now,
there's a pastries out there. There's birthdays coming up, so

(08:18):
hold on, that's fruit ice creamcake. So he's getting that.
The only time this morning show ever lost weight was
two thousand twelve. Yeah, we had to deal with weight Watchers.
We had a woman come in every week and give
us a speech. Was amazing, great, she held us accountable,
held us accountable. Then we all got weighted every morning
when she came in and became a competition. We were

(08:39):
competing against each other to see who lost the most weight,
and that motivated us because we didn't want to lose,
and everyone on the show lost a lot of weight. Well,
I'll tell you, weight Watchers is the only thing that's
ever worked for me with losing weight. And unless you
get a client that says otherwise, no, I've never had
a client that says otherwise no. I mean like a
diet there. I actually used one on our podcast. I'm

(09:00):
going to name it here. But it worked. I'm saying, well,
I only use weight Watchers, and actually in January, I'm
hoping I can get them to come back. Can I
join you? Yes? I don't need the client, I just
need their stuff. So yeah, so that we can whatever,
what if we put a bunch of money in a
pool and whoever loses the most weight gets a percentage wise,
I guess of our body weight, and we don't have

(09:20):
to do that. We don't know. You know, Scary, you
could lose three pounds, five pounds, Yeah, like if you
lost Daniel, if you lost I don't know, ten pounds.
I just want to feel like I just want my
pants to feel loose, and that's all I want. I
don't care. I don't even care what the scale says
to me. It's more how my clothes fit. I want
to stop looking at videos that they take of us
in here and counting my china. You don't know my angle,

(09:53):
angles angles. We don't. Scary's gonna wind up losing the
most though, because he's gonna do Dr Fat laws. So
no January, this is not January. Okay, sounds good to me.
I would be like cheating. I don't know if I
could do it all right. We need the Thanksgivings coming
calendar an obstacles. Look at your I don't know about you, guys.

(10:18):
I can handle it. One day off holidays, you know,
one off day holidays like Thanksgiving. But when there's forty
seven boxes of cereal in the when we have three
boxes of pastries come in and four loaves of bread
when we have dried meats just sitting in the studio.
And trays of cookies came yesterday, spread of Italian food

(10:38):
the other day that had like lasagna and chicken. Like
you guys see me. I come in with overnight oats
or yogurt. I eat that. I'm fine when there's all
this other shit around here, I can't help but eat.
That's my problem. I bring in something to eat and
then it never gets eaten because I have given us
all for a second, say we all self included. Sound

(11:00):
like a bunch of first world assholes. Right now, there's
just food every from Collegnus Day of Food holiday. I
brought in plain healthy turkey on Monday and it's still
in the refrigeration. I could say is this morning. I
was doing really well and then ten after six, Nate
comes over to me and says, dude, you gotta taste
those cookies. That really good food pusher comes in and

(11:23):
I sort of got He looks around the room, He's like,
who's trying to stay skinny? Hey, try that's cereal? Was
really good? What scary just said? He said? I was
doing really well until Nate gave me cookies at six
ten at six yes, you got here. You did well

(11:47):
for minutes. It was this old personal ramad for ten minutes.
At the calendar, our calendar. There's no food coming today.
The coast is clear. When you get my called totally
contented by the second song I broke. Did you know
what the funniest part is? Engine moan when there's food

(12:08):
coming in? But then this morning we all come in
and we go any food coming in? No, come on,
Danielle Ghandi, you don't know this. Putting a direct quote
from Scary this morning. Oh you were here with the Starbucks.
Just put anything in front of my face. I have
a question with around six oh seven this morning, did
you look at Scary and did he reminds you of

(12:29):
your great grandfather's hunger strike? That is exactly yesterday, Scary.
We already we had that Italian food. There's desk. When's
the next course? Because typically know when you have a
little tan stuff. He was totally serious. This is why
his underwear. It's like I'm ahead home now. He had

(12:55):
he had a meat ball on his four and he
looked over and mad and he goes, I could use
one of those new Halloween Crispy dreams right now before
I turned and I had a cake in my hand,
right I wish they had this video and the speaker
and my puld on my piece of cake when flying
onto the floor and I ripped my shin. I didn't

(13:18):
care about my ship, and I care about the fact
that that was That was God telling you put it down,
you fat fuck. You don't all play the food by accident.
I've done it multiple times. I come in here. I
came in yesterday with like a tray full of food.
I got to sit down and it just slid right
off and it was quite a scene on the floor.
But didn't stop me. Now I went back out and

(13:39):
got more again. We all stamping hu but really it is,
but we just have too much food here. You needn
invite people here to eat our food. Well we do,
though at the end of the show. We always invite
everyone in the building to stop them. Be honest, do
you guys get annoyed when we haven't send out the

(14:00):
email yet and we turned around, the people are just
like chowing down on our food. That's like the Forever
Radio station problem. How do we stop it? I say,
electrify the food. Here's way too much wet we put
like some kind of epicac or what's this guy? I
don't think you can slacks in the chocolate and they'll

(14:20):
stop doing everybody. There was one guy in particular. He
doesn't work here anymore, but anytime there was food, I
don't know if he smelled it or if we got
an email from someone, he would come down here with
to go container. Yeah, back off. The guy at the
AM station, Bob, freaking Bob who's hungry, realized we had

(14:42):
edible cookie dough in here yesterday. That's right. You want
to talk about a variety and that chocolate syrup on it,
you don't want. There's gonna be a problem, alright. Scares
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