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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone Elvis represents Morning Show. Okay, I'm done posting for
the day. You take over. Yeah, hello everybody, I'm gandhi
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with and the Morning Show. Um, where can change your voice?
I don't know because it's like scary when he does,
like the longate commercials. Oh yeah, Do I really get
into a mode a little bit? Yeah, it's more of
an enthusiastic mode. It's not it's not a voice because
some people will be like, hey, no, you close your eyes,
you go tips forward, and you pelvic pelvic thrust just
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a little bit. What I do is just I say
it's my I don't do it's my radio voice. But
if you're telling me to talk about a product or
a food or a service that I am enthusiastic about,
I get a little excited, get giddy. Oh my god,
my arms my arms start flapping. Okay, like this, you're
doing it right now. I love it because because you know,
because I'm I get behind everything that I sell. You
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are quite the pitchman. You're like the new Sham Wow
guy or Crazy Eddie. But my question is do you
actually believe as passionately in something as you act like
you do because you cannot be that passionate about a
delongie coffee maker. The coffee maker. Yes I do, I am,
because I'll tell you why. Because every morning, every morning,
you see me go over to that machine. I can't
even you don't see me at home, but with that
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Lovenza all day oven, I go nuts for it because
I don't want to clean my stove, my gas range, everything,
so I just shove it in there. Bagel bites have
never come out, Christis, that's a stretchy. Diapers were medication. Okay.
I was going to be doing a service, a service
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for others, so you know what. I wanted to do
a public service for guys that needed I you're personally
helping guys who can't get it up. Well, they wanted
me to. But okay, that never were supposed to try
the stuff before we Well that I never said I
try it. That account never came through. They were going
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to give me pills never got out. And what about
the breast enlargement cream that you would commercially, Well, I'm
getting that happen, that's naturally. How did you try the diapers?
I just did diaperrations. Can we play a game because
I hosted diaperrations in Brooklyn because I'm from Brooklyn. That
was the tie in. Scary is very good at telling anything.
I think if we all come up with one product,
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Scary can describe it and how much, how passionate he
is about said, Okay, if everyone comes up with tampon,
go ahead, vapes for children. Vapes has to be so. Yes,
So if you're okay, let's say you all. Let's say
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you smoke cigarettes. Okay, if you haven't to smoke cigarettes,
if if you're if you're a teen and you're smoking
cigarettes already, there's something that's pretty harmful but could be
a little less harmful by vaping. That's true. Are you
a scientist? Do you know that? No, you're not. Four
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people died this week. Yeah, and you don't know what's
in the vapak would be a better question. You guys
are victims of news headlines. Hold on over here, look, no,
let it for the record. I say vaping is bad
for you, but it's not as bad as the cancers
stick of a cigarette, but it is. Yes, First of all,
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you don't know what's in half the things you're vapaing,
and neither do you you're not a scientist, you hey kids,
hey kids, say no to cancer. Let me tell you
about arsenic If I'm not a scientist, are you? So
here's the thing. Scary cigarettes do kill people, but it
takes a lot longer. These vapes are killing people within
like a year with the lungs problems that they find
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a dead body smelling like cherry. Guys, we were role playing. Man,
that's the best. That's all I got. You asked me
to get into it one okay and seek and have
a taste like cotton. Can You guys were talking about
how he gets really into his live reads. Did you
were you mentioning my instant story if you go on
my instant story right now at David Brody yep. I
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filmed Scary recording a commercial yesterday and I put to
the music I Believe I Can Fly because which is
a poor choice because of r Kelly. A lot of
people were like what the hell is they were people
were sending it to me like what the hell is that?
Get over a people a bunch of snowflakes. It's about
the lyrics. The point was his arms were flailing out
like he was flying because of that song. Yeah, how
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to you how to use that song. You know what,
people drive volkswagons and were created by Hitler. We can
talk about r Kelly for a second. Okay, we're done.
You know what I mean? Stop driving volkswagons because they
would create a Hitler invented the volkswagon. Well you got
the story. Don't fun with Brodie. It's a story. Anybody
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else have a topic other than from hell horrible products? Listen?
So Scary has a pizza fest this weekend. Sell us
on the pizza festiv Why the pizza festival without eating
a piece of pizza? Okay? So, so if you ever
wanted to sample pizza from around the world, including Naples,
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Italy and around this country of hours the Bronx from
they bringing their pizza makers and flying them in with
the ovens and they line them up across four blocks.
Should be piste off. Why you're doing an appearance in
the Bronx. But I'm Italian and I eat pizza Italian. Well,
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you know what, The person who should be really piste
is the person who got the client in the first place, right,
Brody got the client in the first place. Yeah, that
was last year. That was problem. I fought for him. Actually,
this is a commercial. This is a commercial. Hold on
when I'm supposed to stay on topic here, that's scary
forward for me. Well, if you can't go, I guess
I'll do it for the money. So it's the thing.
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If I got that endorsement, I'd be like, you know what,
I'm just gonna split it with Brody. Like that would
be me. I mean, you know what, you know what,
give me half the talent feed. Give Brodie half the
talent fee. Done, we can want you all the talent fee.
I would at least have thrown him something. Brody, No,
do you want half? Would you come up? Think about it? Yes,
I'll split it with you. I have no problem with that.
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Want split pizza though they wanted us. What it is is,
I don't want to get into the boys episode. You'll
hear you hear the whole thing. I have a quick question,
if the situation were reversed, would Brodie split it with you? Doubtful?
Would you would? Then you should definitely split it with Okay,
Well I never said I wouldn't. In fact, I would
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have given him all right, I'll give you half my
talent fee. You come up, we'll talk about all their Okay,
let's move on. Didn't we get your topic back up?
The things Greg T is not going to miss about us? Okay,
in case you missed the big show today, Gregg T
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started crying when he was talking about the things that
he's not going to miss, except then he realized he's
actually going to miss them. For my question is did
he get through all of them through two people? Then
he started crying. He got through you, and then he
got halfway through Brod and he said, I'm not gonna
miss Brodie. Correcting my spelling, he was, that's kind of
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actually really wanted to hu. If you look, though, he
spelled spelling wrong, so he didn't spell miss. So why
don't we Why don't we read the rest of the list?
And he couldn't get through because he was crying. By
the way, if anybody's wondering, is great T still sad.
Ten minutes after that bit on the air happened, He's
back to Gregg T normal ranting and raving in the back,
dressed like a taco. That's like a taco. Okay, so
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let's go back to this list of things that Gregg
Tea won't miss about us. Here at the Morning Show, Uh, Brody,
it was everybody picking on me for misspelling words and
and that scary your ugly shirts. Uh, Nate being my
bro and Nate being my boss at the same time.
Danielle's warehouse of boxes and posh Mark things and Danielle's
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love of horror. He's going to miss that. Gandhi staring
at your nose ring, always thinking it's a booker's should
have done that. Froggy who's not on the podcast. Whenever
Tiger Woods plays, he's great, which actually is true because
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Tiger Woods does suck a lot of the time. Sam
her refusal to eat meat. Uh. Derek always asking me
when your birthday and anniversary is? Is that something that
you do well? No, as as one of his good friends,
I know when his birthday is, which is June, as
best friend for seventeen years, he still hasn't learned when
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my birthday was. When is your birthday next week? October? Okay? Uh?
And then Brodie, he had you on again and uh
so no doubt. Uh when you request soda with no ice,
that is kind of annoying. But anybody, listen, there's stuff
that I do that annoys you. I'm sure there's stuff
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that Gandhi does that annoys you. Let's make right now,
yells at everybody when you walk out of this door.
There's a little button that on every other door you
have to wave your hand in front of to get
out in this room. You do don't have to, but
people do it all the time. It doesn't affect Brodie's
life in any way. Every single time he's like, you
don't have to do that. Yeah, it's not locked, but
still I'm trying to keep people from wasting their efforts.
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You wasted for every time, saying that that's the kind
of that's the kind of giving person I am, so
you don't have to be. He also wanted to say
that he wasn't going to miss the stupid refrigerator comments,
Big of the Devil. We're reading the list of things
that you're not gonna miss that you didn't get through
on the air today the podcast we're doing right now,
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like your list talk into your mike. What was the
next one that he didn't get to? Political talk with Broody?
But I think that goes for everybody. We were tired of. Um,
I never knew you thought my nose wearing was a bogger.
It's a thing that's been plaguing me my whole life.
I understand. I'm sorry. Every side the way we sit
here in the room and I look at you, how
would you have a booger on the outside or who knows?
But it looks like a booger, because anything on the
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nose knows something booger. Okay, how has it been plaguing
in your whole life? Did you get in his baby? Really?
That would not That doesn't look like I have to
stare at it. So when I see nose and thing
on the nose, I go, oh, that's booger. I actually
thought you were talking about the inside portion of it either,
because the inside can look like a booger, and I
turn it because it looks like a booger, and if
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I had anything on my nose, you would think booger
knows you think booger? Why do you even know? Why?
Why do you care if I drink us without ice? Well,
I mean it's kind of annoying. I mean I'm asking
you why I was at I What is the big
deal you smoke? Yeah, that's one thing that always annoyed
me too, because it's like, who cares, it's just ice?
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You're drinking colder. I don't want it to be colder.
I don't want the ice to melt and water down
my drink. You know you can get a refill. You
know you can get a life. I can't take soda.
I don't like. What else do we have? What else
do we have? I get to bitch about other people,
we get switch about. I recommend a solution to the
Tea and Brodie thing is a fight to the death.
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It did almost Or he can go work another station
and do a great job and we'll just fight in
the middle. By the front test by Nita. I just
want to prove a point. Great, great, when's my birthday? Well,
I now I know it though it's like October thirteen.
It's like October, and he's not. He bothers me with
it all the time. You're the best man at his wedding.
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I said no, and he kept on badgering me. That
really happened. He said no first, and then he took
the day and he goes, you know what I was
because there's got to be somebody else he could choose.
Seventeen years I just wanted to go to the wedding
and joy he likes but not enough to have to
write a speech. I want to do that, seriously, Okay,
to sit there and have to give a speech to everybody,
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Like I can just walk up to him and like, dude,
congratulations did great Alex A nice girl? Have fun? You
know he made up parts of my life in his
best man speech. It sounded that really did not like
a certain book. Speaking of the book, what did everybody
think of it? I loved it? It was great, great.
I learned some things in there that I was very
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shocked to learn. I don't want to give too much
of it away, but towards the beginning, there were things
that I actually stopped and I went and Google to
see if it was true. I don't know why. I
thought it was like creative license, but I'm like, that
couldn't have happened and I never heard about it. And
I was pretty shocked by that, Which is why you
buy the book, because there's always a story behind someone
that's like Danielle, story behind the story. What would be
the story in your life that people would say, oh
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my god, I never knew that about her. Um, I
don't know. I'm tooken up with former co host, which
we didn't get to everybody's gonna fight by today. I
am so putting my foot up your ass? Is that
what he was into? What? Okay? Is there anything to you? No,
yes there is, But I'm not going to tell you
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anything for the book. I like it anything, Oh dude,
I'm I'm waiting to write a book. I swear, I
cannot wait when hits the ship. Ye say, if anybody
wrote a book here after Elvis, I would be most
interested to read yours. I'm telling you, I can't wait.
I'm going to write the book and then I'm gonna
hide away. I think I told you yesterday, like that
guy Simon Rushtim Salomon, Salmon Salmon. Yeah, I'm gonna go
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Salmon Sea, I'm gonna go up. Can I please be
the guy that spell checks it? Yeah? But if I
wrote it, i'd after run like that guy that ran
his following it. Is he still on the run, that guy? No,
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I don't think so. There's still a fatois on his head,
but he still does talk shows and stuff. I don't
think that it would be you know that crazy? I
mean I would listen, obviously, there's some stories, and I
still would take to the grave with me, you know.
So I wouldn't, like, you know, tell everything in a book,
but I would get very seriously, would you take it
to the grave with you? Though? Because I think that
everybody deserves that kind of respect. I think that every
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single one of us, even in this room. How about
stories from our roommates. Roommate those go to the right.
There's there's some there that I don't think I would
listen the book. Now, I have to know what happened yesterday.
There's something. No, we did not let it slept yesterday.
Nothing happened yesterday. It wasn't on the air. It was
off the air. But there, that's that's it. I just
think that so. But I mean, I would write a
very good book though, and I would probably still ruffle
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some feathers, but it wouldn't be like you know, we
guys want to when it comes out, will be sure
to promoted on this show. I doubt that will ever happened.
They'll be off the board, come in for an interview.
Who are you guys trying to kid? Uh? Nobody? That's it.
That's the fifteen minute morning show.