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September 25, 2019 15 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm yelling Timber. Anybody want to read? What would you
talk about on your on your podcast? Firm Elvis represents
Morning show. This is the classic morning show. Student. Actually

(00:28):
this is two thousand eight to two studio. Can I
be the wolf that eats little red riding Hood? Don't
go look at us? So turn Donnie's minch. She's important. Hi.
What I had said was scary? Why does that sound
so inappropriate? Because you have an inappropriate sounding mind that
that little red riding Hood. You processed it as inappropriate,

(00:51):
so therefore it's inappropriate. But I meant it in the
simplest of g raided ways, just the way the storybook
told it. GANI what big eyes you have? You right?
The better to eat you with you? You eat with
your eyes? I mean you do you eat everything you say?

(01:12):
He's probably eating, but he's actually water. I'm surprised. I
don't hold it for food. I don't hold this. I
don't think you just got really close to I'm sorry. Yeah,
this is where I blue dry, Greg teas Ball, what

(01:34):
what what? I don't think it's blue dry, but dry.
I had this thing where when I got out of
the shower, I would take a hair dryer and drying
my balls. Did you ever do this? I don't have No,
I've never dried your balls with a head dry I
don't like the moist balls. My hair dryer is always

(01:57):
unplugged under the shink. I never use it drying my
balls with the hair dryer. So and I told Elvis
this one. I was drinking one time. So he had
an experiment with Greg Tea. Gregg Tea dipped his balls
and a glass of water, and then why don't I
remember this six years ago? Balls water. By the way,

(02:23):
you're also standing where Greg te pooped in the studio.
When we say he did it twice, The first time
was right around where you're standing. But that was because
his depends didn't work. He was he was testing water. No,
he's testing to see if depends work right. How much water?
Don't he peed? But instead of just peeing, he pooped,

(02:43):
which one smelled worse the first time for the second time.
The first time. The first time was all liquid and
it was like dripping out of the side of the
depends clapped in the diaper and then it leaked out
the shots like he goes on the diaperty to work.
We're like it's not for poop, it's for b mhm.

(03:05):
I've gone, but you're talking about like a warm manna.
That's enough. That's to move on. Pop. I have kids
who poop, so poop to me is not as bad
as mayonnaise. Okay, I'm gonna come over there. Gandhi is

(03:27):
the only one in this room now who didn't work
here when we were in this studio. I have never
been around for crap the floor moment, and I'm really
sad about that, and I hope that I get to see.
It's the interesting thing about this studio and why we're
not in the studio anymore, is the guests used to
sit in the middle and Elvis couldn't see them over
the monitors, and then the two female co hosts would
sit on both sides of the guest, so every picture
was the guest and the two girls on the show,

(03:48):
the two girls. One of those was me. Yeah. Well,
but in the course of us being in the studio,
we had multiple other females besides and the other person
called Bethany and Carolina in this studio, and they were
always in the picture with you and the guests. I
don't like when you guys talk about your exes. Okay,
what's your number of ex We don't talk about it.

(04:10):
Why are you wearing science experiment classes? They planned to
experiment with science Dandhi Ny the science go. Yeah. I
saw him online and I like them. Okay, guests, are
they bulletproof? Yes? Okay? Are they polarized? No? No, every
everyone hates some I your face, Nate. Do they come

(04:36):
with windshield washers? Yes? Okay, A hundred seven we got
I'm seriously, I'm going to go two dollars, Nate? All
the money? Yeah, they were with a purchase of something
else that I bought, So it's two dollars. How much
was what you bought? Maybe sweatsh Okay, we're getting close

(05:00):
to my Normally you just steal people's glasses. I do.
I try to and at least all that guy's glasses.
I didn't steal them and they were left on the ground.
You still have those you wore yet? No, because I
have to get a fix because they're broken. Yeah. Hey,
and we were talking about you, not bad jew Okay, alright,
sorry stepping in the studio. I remember Greg Tea, Remember

(05:24):
we play wits and Greg teas pants. Yeah, and I
had to reach in and he had put spaghettios. Yes,
that was like one of my first days here. And
he put it in the front of his pants. So
I had to reach in and I touched his wiener
for a noodle mistake, for a grammar. I know that.

(05:52):
When I touched it, I realized my penis wasn't as
small as I thought it was. That made you happy.
That was a happy day. Now do you touch it
every few months just to get reaffirmed that you have
a defense? What was it that Greg t did? We
had Beyonce in the studio once and we had him
dress up, either to recreate the single Ladies video or
he did something and and he came in and Beyonce

(06:14):
looked at him like, I don't get it. What are
you trying to do? She was not happy. No, she
didn't get it. Boo, oh that was it? Yes, So
he looked at she looked at him through the glass. Oh,
he was teance right out the window looks back. Oh.

(06:43):
Can I just say, this is our house, right? We
live here, every day we're here. Why do people get
to tell us what to do in our house? That's right?
Because I used to be an executive producer and that
ship would not fly. No, this is my house. You
follow my rules. Yeah, stuck? What stuck? What did you do?

(07:03):
What did you do? Oh? Yeah, that's so much that
goes on behind this. Nate has a lot on his
plate to like defense. Good for you, all right, since
you said you were an executive producer. There was a

(07:25):
time when Scary and I had to handle the guests
of the show. I had to personally get on the
phone with Jessica Simpson and her mom and tell her
she could not be on the show. She and her
mom called and kept lying to me. They're like, oh,
we just got off a red eye flight. Then they said, oh,
we were stuck in traffic. Then they said they hadn't
landed yet. Then they called back the label said they

(07:46):
just landed. I go really, because they told me they
landed like an hour ago. No, if they just landed,
they called from the They kept lying, So I got
on the fine I said, you know, I'm sorry, you
can't be on the show. And then I had tell
Katie Parrish couldn't on the show. That was uncomfortable because
she had a big tour bus downstairs and everything. They're
ready to go. She was an hour late. She came
back the next so they put me on the phone
with them, like, Hey, I'm sorry, you can't be on
the show. What do you mean ill you supposed to

(08:07):
be forty minutes ago? Yeah, but I got Yeah, Elvis
is now on the phone, so we've had to tell
him the big stars that almost happened with Ariana Grande.
Do you remember she was thirty minutes late and then
Elvis was probably ten seconds away from sad now yeh,
never again I And then she came in the door

(08:28):
and Elvis, so James Franco would call in his people
would call him. Five minutes turned into yeah Elvis, normally
we would we all think in this room would be
like Elvis actually waited the hour and a half and
still didn't get to talk to James Franco. Hell no, yeah,
no way. Rule number one, be attractive, attractive before you

(08:57):
came to I helped book the guests for years. Oh
my god, that's so I remember. So I remember. I
we had Jamie Lee Curtis in the studio, and back
in the day we had Elliott who did the show
with us, and he would he he was not he
was not my g he we hooked up. He was not,
but that's not the point of the story. By the way,

(09:17):
that's old school hook up, meaning just kissing, new school
hook up. Did you really hook up? Look hook No, No,
he didn't know your list of two and he's not. No,
I don't know. He didn't know I was hooking. It
was a couple of dates. I tell a story about
what happened. My gosh, it was handy. No, okay, all right,

(09:38):
that jackass. Don't give a ship. You didn't have my
foot up your as Daniel. The next time we do
a podcast in the studio, we rebinisced about what happened.
Let's all mention that time. Daniel punch Skier want to
hear the story. So Jamie so so Elliott would a

(09:59):
lot of time, I'm say things that he shouldn't say
on the air, and because I was booking a lot
of the guests, sometimes I had to apologize. So there's
the time that Jamie Lee Curtis is on and the
interview is going great, We're getting to the end and
he comes out with so are you hermaphrodite? And there
she yeah. There was silence, and she hung up, and

(10:21):
then all the calls happened after that I had to
answer and be like, I'm really sorry, we're not like that,
we're what happened. I don't remember that one. Oh Harry
Well I wasn't he was before I joined the show.
But there's lore, you know, scared. You know, Harry Knnick Jr.
Was in and he's married to Jill Goodacre, who's a
beautiful model. She's the model who Chandler was stuck in
the a t M with a model. It was Jill

(10:42):
Goodacre and on friends and uh. He made a comment
like your wife's a hot piece of ass or something
like that. And he's like, I'm a gentleman, we don't
discuss women like that. He's like, come on, marriage's hot.
And he walked out. He got up and walked out
of in the middle of the interview. He's like, I'm
a Southern gentleman. We don't talk about ladies like that.
And he's like, I don't remember this. He's like, she's hot.
That was Elliott. We had Elvis, remember Elvis in this

(11:08):
studio a guest Kim in set where Danielle was sitting
wouldn't take off his sunglasses. Thanks for coming. Yeah, and
he's thanks for coming. He said, what, Yeah, well, thanks appreciated,
but by and he went to commercial to be here.
You meant no, remember what I did with with Usher
and Justin Bieber? Oh my gosh. So Justin Bieber comes

(11:32):
in and it's his first interview with a little boy,
right and Ushers his manager, and we had just had
a bad experience with Usher. He acted like it a
douche bag when he was here. He thought, yeah, look,
he's supposed to be much nicer now, so I, you know,
hopefully we'll get to interview with him again. Whatever. So
Bieber walks in. I totally forgot that Usher was his person,
and we're talking and off the air, I'm like, dude,

(11:55):
just to be a favorite, don't turn out like Usher.
He's such a douchebag. Soople turns to Carolina, who was
the cohost of the time, and he's like, is that true?
Like off there is? Was he an asshole? And so
Carolina is trying to clean up from me. Yeah, he's
probably just having a bad day. Probably a bad day,
that's all. And I'm like, oh my god, what an

(12:16):
idiot I am? I love that? Yeah, so many I
don't even know where to start. Remember the girl to
beat the snot out of Rhonda Rousing. Yes, So she
was supposed to come into my show in Boston, and
she was late and kept doing the five minutes, five
more minutes, five minutes. So I finally was like, no,
you're not coming in because I was real bold because

(12:36):
it was on the phone, right so I can say
whatever I want. And then we're on the air talking
about it, and I said, I don't care if she
shows up. She's gonna have to get past me to
get into this studio and that's not happening. I'll fight her.
And then she showed up. What happened, showed up and
I walked out, and I was like, well, because they
were like, when now you gotta go pay the piper,
get your ass out there. You talked all this crap,

(12:57):
go out there, and I was like, first of all,
I was defending our show, but okay, So I went
out and I looked at her and I was like,
I gotta fight too if you want to come into
the studio. And she looked at me and started cracking
up laughing, and it was fine. We were good and
I had her come in and didn't that friend t
j who used to work here. Had he had with
with Chris Martin and Bruno Martin. He sent a couplet,

(13:21):
Oh and carry Underwood. What was the prison Chris Martin?
And yes, Chris Mark, are you okay with your music?

(13:43):
He is a gentleman. Yeah, that was That was the
Martin right, and then the brutal Mars didn't. He asked
him about what's it like getting all that? Ask No,
he was was it or was it the drugs thing?
He's like, oh, what's it like getting coked up in Vegas?
You guys must have drugs everywhere or something. Yeah, it

(14:03):
was the third one, just so he he upset Carrie
Underwood because she's a vegetarian and her husband's a hockey
player and he's not a vegetarian. And he said, she said,
he said to carry Underwood. So you ever like making
out with your husband, you can taste them meat. He
just ate these things sound funny though, like that people
get so upset about it up. And then he kept

(14:25):
asking pit Pole about something. Pitpole didn't want answers, like,
come on, you can tell me, Pitpole He's like, used
to sell drugs and he's like, I don't talk about that,
yes he does. His first album was all about right,
but now he doesn't want to talk about your teachers. Like,
come on man, you were like majorly you had all
these women, you were selling drugs? What was that like?
So I had to go so Bruno mars And and Pitpole.
I took him in the other room after the interview
to do I d S. Meaning hey, it's Pitpole. You're

(14:46):
listening up in the morning show. And the two of
them like what the funk was going on? Was that?
And people wouldn't read certain things because he don't do
cheesy shit. We have to do this again. There's something Yeah,
the fifteen minute morning show, you said, So a couple

(15:10):
from The Bachelor came in and Maddie had never seen
the show, so he didn't

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