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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Elvis represents show what is wrong with you? You aren't
out of your mind? Do you know what he just did?
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So he's got a cigar in his mouth, because apparently
this is how this is how he's quitting baking by
vaping by smoking cigars. You know what he did. He
unwrapped the casing from the cigar and it fell on
the floor. Instead of picking the casing up and throwing
it in the garbage, he stepped on it and smashed
the whole thing into the rock. It No, it wasn't.
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It was more than that. In your sad Okay, mom, Okay,
he's got senioritis. Yeah, he's getting awfully cavalier in his
final games. Yet the radio stations he can't wait to
get the I say that. See every time you tell
people to be careful, they just go extra hard. Yeah,
you know you got to It's like you don't care.
The last couple of weeks and you haven't noticed that
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his temper has been up, his energy has been like
at all time high. Hey, guys, like as our friend
Teller Swift told us, you need to calm down. We
just take your own advice. Damn, I'm not going anywhere. Stop.
Who are you gonna miss the most? I'm not going
anywhere the most, I think, Danielle, I think I can't
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take this anymore. Honestly, say something you brought up without
saying anything. Your future holds no one writing stuff for
you anymore. It's could be very quiet. I'm not gonna
happen anything to say. I still have plenty everybody that's
listening ignore everything that's going on. But but but at
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the same time, you have to stop telling people it's
not true. I don't know what just happens happening. Well,
that's what we talked about yesterday on the podcast, that
it could have something could happen, but nothing is official.
Nothing could happen to any of us any day. I
always look for pianos when I'm walking down the road.
Oh my god, you never know. I think anything you
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want to say, I want to say nothing. A parting words,
you're still you're still for now a member of this
shows here twice as much about this. We'll see when
all right. I'm not saying ship till els get I
used to do that to my sister. I mean, like,
wait till mom gets home. Remade so much never came home,
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and she'd be like, oh, you shut up, cares did
we ever? Did you try to like broke her a
deal with your brothers or sisters right before your parents
came home. Make listen, all right, I'm so sorry I
did that. Let's just move past it. Shut up, and
you can have a dessert. Yeah, totally. My brothers and
I were what brothers would to me, slug me in
the stomach. You know, its punchy so hard you'd lose
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your air, you know, you can't breathe. And they'd be like, oh,
don't anything, don't be a pussy, don't tell mom. I
mean it was really like mob mentality totally with stitches
your loser. I used to have to invite my friend
Nicole over to sit on my brother because my Nicole,
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she was just she was stronger and a little bigger
than I wasn't she was he One day he took
my Ballerina trophy and he hit me with it and
I got a little hole in my leg from my
Ballerina trophy and I go nor. She came over and
she sat on him, beat him down. But he used
to throw me down the staircase my brother. He used
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he hit me with a salt shaker in my chin.
I got stitches, a whole bunch of stuff. Yeah, so
it was crazy. I mean he was just a rambunctious
kid and he would just you know, beat his sister.
My sister used to stand on my feet because she
was bigger than me and pushed me that I didn't have,
like any type of that. Like she grabbed me by
the shirt collar or grab me by the hair, and
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then when she decided she was done, she'd move and
I'd fall on whatever. It was, a concussion in the fireplace.
It's so mean to kids are so crafty, Brody, would
your siblings do you stayed in my mother's womb on
a child? I'm not coming out. I gotta say I'm
very close to my brother now. Yeah, and it's we
were He goes, I don't remember doing that. I'm like, really,
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you know, I think everybody, I'm sorry, Brodie, I hate
to alienate you in this conversation. Having a sibling growing
up is awesome. It is. I think it's like one
of the most important things in my just used to
hit me square in the back. Yeah, really used to
punch me. What reason because because I used to sometimes
sometimes get off her. Sometimes I used to try the shower.
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I used to hold her down and I used to
pretend hold on and I used to try it, and
I used to look down on her, and I used
to try and pretend, you know, like spit coming out
of my mouth, and I would suck it back into
the last time, and she's looking up at my face
and I'm like going, and I'm like going, the spin
is coming out of my mouth and the coach and
I stuck it into the last minute, and one time
it didn't and it fell on her face. I wasn't
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mayo that was coming out of my mouth. Imagine it
was wore Mayo out of your mouth? Did they call
your sister and you'll just look outside, look outside of
all the Halloween stuf, because it's live and dripping out
of it. I missed all this as an only child.
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My sister though now she's my favorite person in the world.
And I know for a fact, even growing up, there
was nobody that would ride for me harder than my
sister would. Like as much as you're as much pain
as your sibling put you through, you know that person
is going to rider die like you know, you can
walk into any situation and start some ship and your
sibling will be right there. Yam, yeah, of course, yeah,
such a great feeling. It is really good. I think
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I was four or five. My brothers and we were
about to leave on a family vacation to a lake.
So my dad had the boat hitched up to our
station wagon, and so my brothers and I were wrestling
on the couch. My brother threw me off and my
collar bone broke. So I'm They're crying on the floor,
and my Dad's like, I gotta hang in the hospital.
I didn't have time to unhitch the trailer with the
boat on it, so he drove the emergency room with
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the with the car and the boat on the trailer. Um.
But yeah, gosh, I think if you've goofing around, you
didn't injure yourself so much. As a kid, my brother
fell off a two by four and broke his wrist.
It's like two ft to the ground. How the hell
does that happen? Unfortunately, remember breaking my wrist playing Ghostbusters
in the park. We're in the park and I was
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running in I was trying to put the backpack on
my back and as I was putting it on, I
tripped over landed on my wrists and then that was
the end of the Ghostbusters. I went to the hospital
dressed as a Ghostbusters. Who are you going to call them?
Any of you ever saved your siblings like I saved
my sister, don't attack so my So I was babysitting
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somebody's bull, massive and I used to babysit the dog
all the time, and I friends would come over and
visit me at the house and everything. And then for
some reason, the dog didn't like the smell of my sister,
and she came over and he just went at her.
He started biting on her. They're they're huge, biting on
her arms. So I knew in my head he wasn't
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gonna bite me. So I took my arm and shoved
it in his mouth, and I remember this vividly, shoved
it in his mouth and started writing him up the
stairs and I just said to her, run upstairs, get
in the room, closed the door. And it was dark
in the house, so she ran in the room, closed
the door, whatever, and then the lights which was on
the other side of the room, and finally I got
into the room as well and I was holding the
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door closed while this huge dog is trying to get
in the room. Oh my god. And I said, if
he gets at her, she's dead. It's done. So I
said to her, go to the side room and put
the light on. When you opened the light, it's gonna
look worse than it is. She opened the light and
she was screaming, was blood. I called my father. Thought
she lost her arms. To this day she has huge
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like um with scars from where the dog. She hates
being dogs, but thankfully her arm was fine. But it's
I mean if I and all I kept thinking was
if I hadn't shoved thought to shove my arm in there,
that dog would have killed her. You need them, Oh
my god. You still tell her remember when I saved
your life Because I felt guilty. It's my fault. She
came over when I was babysitting the dog, you know,
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but she appreciates it, right, I think? So. I mean,
yesterday I didn't know your arm was around me, but
you noticed the car wasn't well there was We witnessed
the car accident in case you weren't listening to the
Big Show today, and I was all I know is
the car weren't hit the next car, and I'm just
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sitting there like, but all the while Brody had saved
me and I didn't realize he was even touching me.
That's how. But I was really just in the moment.
I'm like, am I witnessing a car crap? Right now?
You know what I'm thinking about this? Gandhi originally had
that ticket to go to the friends that yes, I did. Hey, God, somebody,
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because maybe Gandhi wouldn't. Her reflexes might not have been
that great. Well maybe about myself, right, well, maybe she
would have seen I'm trying to be nice, or maybe
she wouldn't have seen it. Someone was looking down saying,
some ship's gonna go down today and Brodie's gonna need
to help them out. And so Brodie got the ticket.
Oh my god, I never thought of that. Oh my god,
that is that crap. Brody wasn't supposed to go. That's right,
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Brody got to Gandhi's ticket. But that's Danielle said that
there was someone from up a buck Are you listening
to another one? Gandhi wasn't supposed to be exact. Gandhi
was supposed to go and Brody last minute she gave
it to us. I feel like you've given my half,
my thunder wife, something to be there for. If Gandhi went,
she wouldn't have saved anybody. You went and saved everybody.
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If God put me there, God should have stoped the
car accident. That's how God was. But if Gandhi was there,
maybe the yeah, maybe be the accident wouldn't have happened
at all. If God was there. We're never going to know.
All we know is that that's true. But he almost
killed Nate. That's right. I almost allowed Nate to be killed.
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I didn't killed Nate. Nate. Does that like forever change
your opinion of Brody? Are you going to look at
him because he saved everybody and left you by yourself.
I was thinking about this a lot yesterday, and I'm
thinking he couldn't save everybody. His arms are only so
big because I like his arms just like reached in
and pulled these people to safety and I was still
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standing there. So I don't know what to think. I'm
glad he saved them, and I can see maybe his
thinking was that Nate can get out of the way
on his own. Maybe God protects the good looking Nate
just not as close to the cars as everyone as
far to the right of the group, and the cars
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were coming in from the left. F I grabbed everyone
that I was closest to. You could have also said, Nate,
look out. I also grabbed three strangers who are just
walking on the Daniel and Gandhi. So you you know,
when you try to tell a kid like, hey, someone
just did something nice for you, what do you say?
We told scary hey, Brody pulled you back from going there,
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and he said good lunch, he goes, So, don't you
want to tell him something? I said, thank you? I
said thank you. Five blocks later, after you realize that,
he says, and without turning around, you kept walking straight.
You're like, all fine, thank you. You push him into
the traffic. Next time, mate, you got a shot? No, no,
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he said. N gave him the extra pizza. I brought
his dinner the other night. He did lunch from what
you did he bought. I bought his dinner. Boys, it's
coming up later today, we're gonna be discussing this and
it's going down. Who's tired me? What time is it is?
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Two more minutes? Three minutes left, two and a half
wit a great team run off too. Oh he had
a meeting. Now he went ahead a meeting and then
he was bringing some boxes down the whole. All right,
if anybody doesn't know what's happening, you can't officially say it.
I can't officially say it. But something might happen in
creases together. He might leave, he may not, he may not.
It's all depending up on somebody signs a piece of
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paper which you can say it. And if anything, we've
learned in the past week and a half, our audience
love speculation. Well, it keeps people listening, right, What's going
to happen next on the big show? Yeah, so we
might be putting out he wanted to add off sending
your applications now, asked Els. The more we joke, the
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more the more people like, you know what they're joking around.
It's just another joke, kidding, could be not April fools.
I thought it was a joke when Elvis said you
guys are going to host the show without that turned
out ectually. What did Elvis actually say it was gonna
happen this week? What did he actually say? Was good
about everybody the way everyone had turn But then as
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soon as he's gone. It's like you never said that. No,
I had a conversation with him. He's like, just fill
in for me whatever, But I like it better. Don't
let microphone came in. I will neither confirm nor deny that.
But did you really say that? Didn't you think we
were going to have to play best of though we
haven't even touched him. I thought we were going to.
I was ready to do some old cool that we're
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doing all new stuff. I love it. I think it's
good for the listener because as much as we're not
Elvis and we're not as good as when he's here,
I think it's still something new and it's something that
they haven't heard a good jillion times before. Now, when
we're all on vacation for real and Elvis isn't coming in, no, no, no,
will we play this as a best of on that?
That's a good question, you'll say the time Elvis wasn't here. Actually,
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that's actually not a bad idea, because you know what,
we're running short of material. Hey, when he comes back
on Monday, can we just stay in the other room
and let him start? I said, next week we're all
taking making a short of material you know, when anyone
leaves the show, we have a lot of editing. But
if he's only down the hallway, he said, it's fine.
He's with the same company, so we can still play.
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What are we talking about? What you're talking about? I
think that the car before the horse we just said
he might go. I'm just saying leaving. Why did we
even invite him to the wedding like anything. Yeah, he's
always checked with me first. As long as you've worked
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here once, you're still family. That's true. That's true most
of the time. All right, well we're done. We've got, like,
you know, ten seconds left to wait here, someone's leaving.
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