September 18, 2019 • 15 mins
Greg T has some breaking news for Garrett [not what you think] and we get a visit from 'The Candyman'
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's right. Here we go. What would you talk about
on your on your podcast? Elvis Presents fifteen minute parting Show.
All right, ladies and gentlemen. When you hear my voice, Greg,
do you hear and you hear Garrett over there say something, Yeah,
(00:24):
we're here. You know what the deal is? The deal
is we're doing it again the fifteen minute More Joe
podcast feeling we're going to be doing it tomorrow too. Yeah,
nobody wants to do it with us. I don't understand
what's happening. I don't think it's a matter of wanting
to do it with us. I just think people are
super busy now that Elvis being on his honeymoon has
a lot of people have to pick up Elvis's you
(00:44):
know things around here, like you can take the high road,
and you could say that, but the truth is, what
are you leading. I'm gonna get to that a second.
You're talking with the mouthful, am. What the truth is
that here they see like, well Elvis isn't here, then
I don't need to work. And that's really the case.
That's what's going on. It's day two of the morning show.
People not wanting to work. That is the truth and
(01:08):
you listen you, I like, let's go to you right
here we go. Okay, so we're gonna go to Garrett
right now with breaking news, breaking news, Garrett. Here we go,
we have break hold on a second, we have breaking
news with Garrett. All right, Garrett Hall on breaking news.
Here we go, breaking news. Okay, Garrett, Yes, where is
(01:32):
the morning Show? Well, right now they are recording commercials.
Elvis would normally be recording, put physically impossible for him
to record right now since he is on his honeymoon
in Spain. Very good, Garrett, very good. So you're saying
that they're busy, They're busy. Okay, Now watch how I
do breaking news. R watch break breaking, breaking, breaking news.
(01:57):
Now I'm great t covering live as the morning members
are sitting back with their feet up on their desk,
not feeling that they want to do the podcast because
Elvis Durant, the host, has taken off. He's the away
on his honeymoon, so in in for the morning show.
It's great team Garrett, all right, that's your way of
doing it. See now there's two ways. Now it's up
to the audience to figure out what exactly is the truth.
(02:20):
This is the game where you play. What is the truth?
Is it that a the morning show members are busy
because Elvis Durant isn't here and they can't be a
part of the podcast. Or is it be the morning
show members are lazy and are trying to get away
with not doing work because Elvis Durand's not here. And
that's why you and I are here, all right, So
it's up to you guys to figure it out that
(02:40):
you're listening. Now, do you claim to do as good
of a job when Elvis is not here versus him
being here? I do the same job, no matter what
doesn't bother me. I gotta be here for four or
five hours, so I do the same job. That's kind
of guy I am. I am that guy that just
you know, sit back and does my job. Now, here's
the thing, Garrett, you asked me what I was. Yeah,
you rudely, uh crack the mic and was talking with
(03:03):
your mouthful. Now, rule number one, and it's really a
big one's actually you know there are several rules to
doing radio, just life in general. When you're talking to someone,
well that's true, but since we're on the radio, the
rule is to talk to the audience as if you're
speaking to one person at all times. That's the first rule.
Second rule is you don't talk on the music. So
(03:25):
when the music is about to begin, remember they start singing,
that's when you stop. It's called the post. You talk
up to the post and you stop. Rule number three
is you keep the radio station running at all times.
You don't let them shut down. You know, oh, we
guess coming in. Rule number four you stay on target,
(03:45):
which we're not right now. Rule number five you don't
talk with your mouth open. Yeah, I can't help it.
So now you're eating kettled popcorn, kettle corn as we're
doing this podcast, just because you want to. Now, it's
not just like a bag. It is a tub, humongous tub,
not one that you would even get at the movie theater,
(04:06):
probably when you'd get at BJ's or Costco and you decided,
screw it, I'm just gonna eat and talk. I decided,
Garrett candy Man, dry lady, gentlemen, since nobody else is
doing the podcast and it's just me and Garrett, I
am the candy man. You're the candy man. See that.
(04:31):
That's the thing, candy Man. Candy Man had options. You
just have popcorn. You have kettle corn candy man, which
some might argue is maybe the worst kind of popcorn
out there. I'm gonna tell you, man, this popcorn is
so good I can't stop eating it. I just can't.
Do you like? Do you like popcorn? Yeah? I do.
(04:52):
There's something about popcorn in general that you can't stop eating. Well,
here's the ohther it's buttered or cheese or plane or
whatever it movie popcorn, you know, microwave popcorn, Jiffy pop
pop pop whatever they are, Mr butterwork pop everything pop
popcorn is good. Well, and here's the thing, though, I
(05:13):
go to the dentist on the regular. I do not.
You do not. I will not go to the dentist.
Dentist will argue that popcorn is probably the worst kind
of food for your teeth because it gets stuck inside.
And then for you, you don't have the dentist utensils
at home. You have a toothbrush, and you have some
ye picks. Right, you're not what you're eating right now
(05:33):
guaranteed will be in there longer than most. You know,
one of the good questions we should ask us, what
have you done with a y pick other than pick
your teeth. What else do you do? A sidebar for
tomorrow when the morning show members don't want to come in,
we'll talk about why pictures. Hey, So there's there. There's
been a lot of speculation, uh, you know the way
we ended yesterday's show, and a lot of jokes going
(05:55):
on on. Uh and and I think we could safely
say it's just at what what are the spouling about
you moving on from this place? Well, no, that's what
I'm saying. There. It's been it's been a running joke
because that's what we do here is a joke. But
there there there is no there's no contracts, there's no nothing.
So everyone just assumes their own ending, which is funny,
as we've seen on the internet, because people have people
(06:18):
have you already working there? We have been, We've been
together a long time. It's been a wild wild ride.
You know. Sometimes some of us we get offered certain
jobs here and there. Right, Oh did you hear that?
I felt it. I don't know if it went over
(06:38):
the microphones. That was a legitimate fart. That was a
legitimate fart on the radio or on the podcast, A
legitimate um. But yes, So we've all been speculating of
what's happening. It's a little weird for me because I
can't believe people listen this closely. So to read some
of these chat rooms and to go into some of
these chat rooms and to see what people are saying,
(06:59):
it's been a little bit awkward that they're talking about. Well,
there's been a lot. So like, for instance, the other
day when we were broadcasting from Elvis's house and everybody
gave these beautiful speeches, including including yourself, Elvis said, I
love you so much, you would never leave me. So
then people heard that assume their own ending and said
(07:21):
Gregg T is never leaving based off of that, Then
yesterday Danielle said, oh, like Greg T get tasered, his
days are numbered. Then it started a whole another speculation.
So if you're listening to this right now and you're
one of those assuming you know the ending of whatever
the case may be, don't assume, because it makes an
ass out of you and me. Correct, and it's made
(07:42):
a career out of out of some and not most.
But what I'm saying is just don't until anything is
anything is ever official, wait until the official statement. Just don't, yeah,
wait till a fat lady sings, or man eating kettle
corn decides to speak. I gotta stop eating it. I
really to do. I can't take it anymore. It's unbelievable.
So I just want to put that out there because
(08:04):
we have been seeing a lot of it online, a
lot of it, a lot of questions, awkward questions where
it's like it's making the All morning show awkward. Everybody
wants to ask questions, even though our own morning show
members are asking questions. They're going tee, what's going on?
And I'm like, I can't. I don't know what's going
on right now, and there's nothing going on. I'm like,
I have a job. I worked for the Elvis Rand
Morning Show. That's what I do, and I have done
(08:26):
so through all of these us and if there's possibilities
down the road that that might happen, so be it.
But until then, there there's nothing, signs, nothing delivered, negotiated, nothing. Garrett,
you are so on, dude, you are so on. And
if there is going to be something, you know, well
then what you'll hear is you'll have like you know,
(08:48):
we have breaking news, will go like this, we have
breaking now, let's and then you're gonna hear this all
of a sudden, this will come on and we'll have
breaking news. It will be like that, Yeah you're Miley
Syrah song. No. I do like that Miley Cyrus song though,
but no, and you'll have breaking news. But since we
are talking about news, Garrett, there's some news stories that
(09:09):
the morning show members didn't want to do today. I
wonder why. Well, I went through our papers and I
ripped them out and I scotch taped them to hear
is that you'd have a collage of all the newspaper articles.
So you rip a part of newspaper to create a newspaper, right,
And I create the newspaper that I think is worthy
of being paid attention to, and I give it to
Gandhi who does does our news. And Gandhi says, oh
(09:30):
my god, thank you. And then you know what Ghandi does.
She puts it over here and it gets crinkles and
she doesn't pay attention to it. Here's some of the
articles that you guys missed today. All right, these are
the things that I asked Gandhi to talk about that
she didn't want to discuss. Here we go, article number one.
There is a war on streaming. Right now, you have Netflix,
(09:53):
you have Amazon, you have Hulu. Now jumping into it
is NBC Universal. You have HBO Max, and you have
Apple TV. They're all biding for your money. They want
your service, they want you to come to them. Right
So HBO now says, well, we are going to now
uh put out the entire Big Bang Theory for one
(10:15):
billion dollars. We bought it. NBC says, well, that's fine.
We just went and bought the office. So now we
have the office, and friends and friends and the fans
now are flocking to NBC Universal and they're gonna call
it peacock. Do you like the name as peacock? That's
the symbol of NBC that I do know. But do
you know the name? I mean, do you like the name?
(10:36):
You do? Man? You always take the high road, But
what do you What do you gotta do? I don't
like peacock. I don't like it. I know it's been
the symbol of NBC since the start of NBC. I
just don't like the name peacock. It just doesn't to me.
It's peacock peacock to me, and I like it. I
don't like it. NBC streaming. Does anybody like that? Do
do you like a bird? Peacock? Do you like the peacock?
(10:57):
It's Katy Perry has a whole, has a whole saying
in her songs about it. Well, okay, so they say
they got the office, they got parks and Recreation, thirty Rock,
Bates Motel, Brooklyn nine nine, Cheers, Downton Abbey, Everybody Loves Raymond, Frasier,
Friday Night Lights, which I loved, house Keeping Up with
the Kardashians, King of Queen's Psych, Royal Pains, sat Night Live, Superstore,
(11:23):
The Real Housewives, Top Shelf and Will and Grace to
Top Chelf Right Top Scholf. That's a boring TV show.
But I think that all of those I can't reach it.
How many times are you gonna go back and watch
any of these reruns? You never know? It's that that
that's what That's what Saturdays and Sundays are for. Really,
but you're gonna watch some of these, Like I, I
what do you watch on Saturday and Sunday afternoon? If
(11:43):
you're home, I don't I'm busy. I don't know. If
you're home, come home. Yeah, If you're at home, what
do you do I'm gonna watch some of the other
shows that I that I you know that I record,
but I'm not gonna watch I don't know the options
are there. That's the whole point of stream fighting over reruns,
reruns that do very well. And there's a reason why
Big Bank Theory on for thirteen years and it was
sold for a billion dollars because a lot of people
(12:03):
watched a lot of people. Same thing when with Netflix
for one billion dollars with Seinfeld, a lot of people
watch it. All right, there we go. News article number
two was doing on time. We have plenty of time.
We're good. Um. Alex Trebek very sad story. You know,
he's been battling cancer. H He now is going back
to the hospital to get chemo again. It seems like
(12:25):
it's come back in Avengeance. It's come back worse than
it was originally. I feel bad for the guy. I
really do. Have to be honest. I feel bad. And
he's still doing his job. He's still doing a job,
but I just I feel really bad for him. But
here here's the thing I've learned about cancer and diseases
like that. Alex Trebek told everyone the other day, Hey,
(12:47):
don't feel bad for me. I'm I'm fighting this and
I'm going And what you're doing is I feel bad
for him. But he's telling you. Like people when people
tell you, listen, it's your birthday and I say no,
it's not. Don't tell me, don't tell me. Happen right exactly,
like he's telling you, like, this is where how I'm feeling.
Don't feel bad for me. So you make him feel
(13:08):
bad by saying, hey, I feel bad for him. I
get it, But he's telling you, listen, I'm strong enough
where I could. I could. I want to kick this
as kick its ass the Kingdom come and for because
what it does is it kind of like, oh, he's
looking at me. He feels bad for me. All right,
here we go, alright. Next news article, Kelly Clarkson. You
know she's got a new TV show now on The Peacock.
(13:31):
The Peacock. How well do you think it's doing in
the ratings game? Very well? You are right. It is
doing super well. It finished at number one in her
time slot last week. It's great number one. Kelly Clarkson,
not bad enjoy How cool? Is that? Super cool? And
the fact the fact that Kelly Clarkson can pretty much
do anything at this point, is is pretty amazing. Agreed, agreed, agreed,
(13:54):
Here we go us swimmer Sarah Thomas. You know what
she did, Clarks, you're you know you used to be
a swimmer. She swam, She did swim. She swam for
fifty four hours. She swam from one side to the
other side of the English Channel. Is that unbelievable? Is
she a cancer survivor? Wait? No, you know what she swim?
(14:14):
I'm sorry, she swimmed the English Channel four times without
stopping at stopping. Can't even make up smokes. Couldn't even
do an Olympic sized pool without taking a time out.
Seriously unbelievable. There you got. How many times do you
think you could do the English Channel? Not even a quarter?
Last article, my favorite, no bull cattle breeding farm in
(14:36):
Australia recently went up and up and smoke, causing a
hundred cylinders of prized bull seamen worth one thousand dollars
each to explode and splatter everywhere. Messy situation. And there
you go, there you go. That is the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. Guys. I hope you guys enjoyed it.
I'm Greg T that's yes. And we are working busy,
(14:58):
unlike the other morning show members. M hm hm, there
you go. How about that, how about that? That was
That's right. Here we go. What would you talk about
on your on your podcast? Elvis Presents fifteen minute parting Show.
All right, ladies and gentlemen. When you hear my voice, Greg,
do you hear and you hear Garrett over there say something, Yeah,
(00:24):
we're here. You know what the deal is? The deal
is we're doing it again the fifteen minute More Joe
podcast feeling we're going to be doing it tomorrow too. Yeah,
nobody wants to do it with us. I don't understand
what's happening. I don't think it's a matter of wanting
to do it with us. I just think people are
super busy now that Elvis being on his honeymoon has
a lot of people have to pick up Elvis's you
(00:44):
know things around here, like you can take the high road,
and you could say that, but the truth is, what
are you leading. I'm gonna get to that a second.
You're talking with the mouthful, am. What the truth is
that here they see like, well Elvis isn't here, then
I don't need to work. And that's really the case.
That's what's going on. It's day two of the morning show.
People not wanting to work. That is the truth and
(01:08):
you listen you, I like, let's go to you right
here we go. Okay, so we're gonna go to Garrett
right now with breaking news, breaking news, Garrett. Here we go,
we have break hold on a second, we have breaking
news with Garrett. All right, Garrett Hall on breaking news.
Here we go, breaking news. Okay, Garrett, Yes, where is
(01:32):
the morning Show? Well, right now they are recording commercials.
Elvis would normally be recording, put physically impossible for him
to record right now since he is on his honeymoon
in Spain. Very good, Garrett, very good. So you're saying
that they're busy, They're busy. Okay, Now watch how I
do breaking news. R watch break breaking, breaking, breaking news.
(01:57):
Now I'm great t covering live as the morning members
are sitting back with their feet up on their desk,
not feeling that they want to do the podcast because
Elvis Durant, the host, has taken off. He's the away
on his honeymoon, so in in for the morning show.
It's great team Garrett, all right, that's your way of
doing it. See now there's two ways. Now it's up
to the audience to figure out what exactly is the truth.
(02:20):
This is the game where you play. What is the truth?
Is it that a the morning show members are busy
because Elvis Durant isn't here and they can't be a
part of the podcast. Or is it be the morning
show members are lazy and are trying to get away
with not doing work because Elvis Durand's not here. And
that's why you and I are here, all right, So
it's up to you guys to figure it out that
(02:40):
you're listening. Now, do you claim to do as good
of a job when Elvis is not here versus him
being here? I do the same job, no matter what
doesn't bother me. I gotta be here for four or
five hours, so I do the same job. That's kind
of guy I am. I am that guy that just
you know, sit back and does my job. Now, here's
the thing, Garrett, you asked me what I was. Yeah,
you rudely, uh crack the mic and was talking with
(03:03):
your mouthful. Now, rule number one, and it's really a
big one's actually you know there are several rules to
doing radio, just life in general. When you're talking to someone,
well that's true, but since we're on the radio, the
rule is to talk to the audience as if you're
speaking to one person at all times. That's the first rule.
Second rule is you don't talk on the music. So
(03:25):
when the music is about to begin, remember they start singing,
that's when you stop. It's called the post. You talk
up to the post and you stop. Rule number three
is you keep the radio station running at all times.
You don't let them shut down. You know, oh, we
guess coming in. Rule number four you stay on target,
(03:45):
which we're not right now. Rule number five you don't
talk with your mouth open. Yeah, I can't help it.
So now you're eating kettled popcorn, kettle corn as we're
doing this podcast, just because you want to. Now, it's
not just like a bag. It is a tub, humongous tub,
not one that you would even get at the movie theater,
(04:06):
probably when you'd get at BJ's or Costco and you decided,
screw it, I'm just gonna eat and talk. I decided,
Garrett candy Man, dry lady, gentlemen, since nobody else is
doing the podcast and it's just me and Garrett, I
am the candy man. You're the candy man. See that.
(04:31):
That's the thing, candy Man. Candy Man had options. You
just have popcorn. You have kettle corn candy man, which
some might argue is maybe the worst kind of popcorn
out there. I'm gonna tell you, man, this popcorn is
so good I can't stop eating it. I just can't.
Do you like? Do you like popcorn? Yeah? I do.
(04:52):
There's something about popcorn in general that you can't stop eating. Well,
here's the ohther it's buttered or cheese or plane or
whatever it movie popcorn, you know, microwave popcorn, Jiffy pop
pop pop whatever they are, Mr butterwork pop everything pop
popcorn is good. Well, and here's the thing, though, I
(05:13):
go to the dentist on the regular. I do not.
You do not. I will not go to the dentist.
Dentist will argue that popcorn is probably the worst kind
of food for your teeth because it gets stuck inside.
And then for you, you don't have the dentist utensils
at home. You have a toothbrush, and you have some
ye picks. Right, you're not what you're eating right now
(05:33):
guaranteed will be in there longer than most. You know,
one of the good questions we should ask us, what
have you done with a y pick other than pick
your teeth. What else do you do? A sidebar for
tomorrow when the morning show members don't want to come in,
we'll talk about why pictures. Hey, So there's there. There's
been a lot of speculation, uh, you know the way
we ended yesterday's show, and a lot of jokes going
(05:55):
on on. Uh and and I think we could safely
say it's just at what what are the spouling about
you moving on from this place? Well, no, that's what
I'm saying. There. It's been it's been a running joke
because that's what we do here is a joke. But
there there there is no there's no contracts, there's no nothing.
So everyone just assumes their own ending, which is funny,
as we've seen on the internet, because people have people
(06:18):
have you already working there? We have been, We've been
together a long time. It's been a wild wild ride.
You know. Sometimes some of us we get offered certain
jobs here and there. Right, Oh did you hear that?
I felt it. I don't know if it went over
(06:38):
the microphones. That was a legitimate fart. That was a
legitimate fart on the radio or on the podcast, A
legitimate um. But yes, So we've all been speculating of
what's happening. It's a little weird for me because I
can't believe people listen this closely. So to read some
of these chat rooms and to go into some of
these chat rooms and to see what people are saying,
(06:59):
it's been a little bit awkward that they're talking about. Well,
there's been a lot. So like, for instance, the other
day when we were broadcasting from Elvis's house and everybody
gave these beautiful speeches, including including yourself, Elvis said, I
love you so much, you would never leave me. So
then people heard that assume their own ending and said
(07:21):
Gregg T is never leaving based off of that, Then
yesterday Danielle said, oh, like Greg T get tasered, his
days are numbered. Then it started a whole another speculation.
So if you're listening to this right now and you're
one of those assuming you know the ending of whatever
the case may be, don't assume, because it makes an
ass out of you and me. Correct, and it's made
(07:42):
a career out of out of some and not most.
But what I'm saying is just don't until anything is
anything is ever official, wait until the official statement. Just don't, yeah,
wait till a fat lady sings, or man eating kettle
corn decides to speak. I gotta stop eating it. I
really to do. I can't take it anymore. It's unbelievable.
So I just want to put that out there because
(08:04):
we have been seeing a lot of it online, a
lot of it, a lot of questions, awkward questions where
it's like it's making the All morning show awkward. Everybody
wants to ask questions, even though our own morning show
members are asking questions. They're going tee, what's going on?
And I'm like, I can't. I don't know what's going
on right now, and there's nothing going on. I'm like,
I have a job. I worked for the Elvis Rand
Morning Show. That's what I do, and I have done
(08:26):
so through all of these us and if there's possibilities
down the road that that might happen, so be it.
But until then, there there's nothing, signs, nothing delivered, negotiated, nothing. Garrett,
you are so on, dude, you are so on. And
if there is going to be something, you know, well
then what you'll hear is you'll have like you know,
(08:48):
we have breaking news, will go like this, we have
breaking now, let's and then you're gonna hear this all
of a sudden, this will come on and we'll have
breaking news. It will be like that, Yeah you're Miley
Syrah song. No. I do like that Miley Cyrus song though,
but no, and you'll have breaking news. But since we
are talking about news, Garrett, there's some news stories that
(09:09):
the morning show members didn't want to do today. I
wonder why. Well, I went through our papers and I
ripped them out and I scotch taped them to hear
is that you'd have a collage of all the newspaper articles.
So you rip a part of newspaper to create a newspaper, right,
And I create the newspaper that I think is worthy
of being paid attention to, and I give it to
Gandhi who does does our news. And Gandhi says, oh
(09:30):
my god, thank you. And then you know what Ghandi does.
She puts it over here and it gets crinkles and
she doesn't pay attention to it. Here's some of the
articles that you guys missed today. All right, these are
the things that I asked Gandhi to talk about that
she didn't want to discuss. Here we go, article number one.
There is a war on streaming. Right now, you have Netflix,
(09:53):
you have Amazon, you have Hulu. Now jumping into it
is NBC Universal. You have HBO Max, and you have
Apple TV. They're all biding for your money. They want
your service, they want you to come to them. Right
So HBO now says, well, we are going to now
uh put out the entire Big Bang Theory for one
(10:15):
billion dollars. We bought it. NBC says, well, that's fine.
We just went and bought the office. So now we
have the office, and friends and friends and the fans
now are flocking to NBC Universal and they're gonna call
it peacock. Do you like the name as peacock? That's
the symbol of NBC that I do know. But do
you know the name? I mean, do you like the name?
(10:36):
You do? Man? You always take the high road, But
what do you What do you gotta do? I don't
like peacock. I don't like it. I know it's been
the symbol of NBC since the start of NBC. I
just don't like the name peacock. It just doesn't to me.
It's peacock peacock to me, and I like it. I
don't like it. NBC streaming. Does anybody like that? Do
do you like a bird? Peacock? Do you like the peacock?
(10:57):
It's Katy Perry has a whole, has a whole saying
in her songs about it. Well, okay, so they say
they got the office, they got parks and Recreation, thirty Rock,
Bates Motel, Brooklyn nine nine, Cheers, Downton Abbey, Everybody Loves Raymond, Frasier,
Friday Night Lights, which I loved, house Keeping Up with
the Kardashians, King of Queen's Psych, Royal Pains, sat Night Live, Superstore,
(11:23):
The Real Housewives, Top Shelf and Will and Grace to
Top Chelf Right Top Scholf. That's a boring TV show.
But I think that all of those I can't reach it.
How many times are you gonna go back and watch
any of these reruns? You never know? It's that that
that's what That's what Saturdays and Sundays are for. Really,
but you're gonna watch some of these, Like I, I
what do you watch on Saturday and Sunday afternoon? If
(11:43):
you're home, I don't I'm busy. I don't know. If
you're home, come home. Yeah, If you're at home, what
do you do I'm gonna watch some of the other
shows that I that I you know that I record,
but I'm not gonna watch I don't know the options
are there. That's the whole point of stream fighting over reruns,
reruns that do very well. And there's a reason why
Big Bank Theory on for thirteen years and it was
sold for a billion dollars because a lot of people
(12:03):
watched a lot of people. Same thing when with Netflix
for one billion dollars with Seinfeld, a lot of people
watch it. All right, there we go. News article number
two was doing on time. We have plenty of time.
We're good. Um. Alex Trebek very sad story. You know,
he's been battling cancer. H He now is going back
to the hospital to get chemo again. It seems like
(12:25):
it's come back in Avengeance. It's come back worse than
it was originally. I feel bad for the guy. I
really do. Have to be honest. I feel bad. And
he's still doing his job. He's still doing a job,
but I just I feel really bad for him. But
here here's the thing I've learned about cancer and diseases
like that. Alex Trebek told everyone the other day, Hey,
(12:47):
don't feel bad for me. I'm I'm fighting this and
I'm going And what you're doing is I feel bad
for him. But he's telling you. Like people when people
tell you, listen, it's your birthday and I say no,
it's not. Don't tell me, don't tell me. Happen right exactly,
like he's telling you, like, this is where how I'm feeling.
Don't feel bad for me. So you make him feel
(13:08):
bad by saying, hey, I feel bad for him. I
get it, But he's telling you, listen, I'm strong enough
where I could. I could. I want to kick this
as kick its ass the Kingdom come and for because
what it does is it kind of like, oh, he's
looking at me. He feels bad for me. All right,
here we go, alright. Next news article, Kelly Clarkson. You
know she's got a new TV show now on The Peacock.
(13:31):
The Peacock. How well do you think it's doing in
the ratings game? Very well? You are right. It is
doing super well. It finished at number one in her
time slot last week. It's great number one. Kelly Clarkson,
not bad enjoy How cool? Is that? Super cool? And
the fact the fact that Kelly Clarkson can pretty much
do anything at this point, is is pretty amazing. Agreed, agreed, agreed,
(13:54):
Here we go us swimmer Sarah Thomas. You know what
she did, Clarks, you're you know you used to be
a swimmer. She swam, She did swim. She swam for
fifty four hours. She swam from one side to the
other side of the English Channel. Is that unbelievable? Is
she a cancer survivor? Wait? No, you know what she swim?
(14:14):
I'm sorry, she swimmed the English Channel four times without
stopping at stopping. Can't even make up smokes. Couldn't even
do an Olympic sized pool without taking a time out.
Seriously unbelievable. There you got. How many times do you
think you could do the English Channel? Not even a quarter?
Last article, my favorite, no bull cattle breeding farm in
(14:36):
Australia recently went up and up and smoke, causing a
hundred cylinders of prized bull seamen worth one thousand dollars
each to explode and splatter everywhere. Messy situation. And there
you go, there you go. That is the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. Guys. I hope you guys enjoyed it.
I'm Greg T that's yes. And we are working busy,
(14:58):
unlike the other morning show members. M hm hm, there
you go. How about that, how about that? That was
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