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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh my god, the fifteen minute morning show podcast from
Santa Fe, New Mexico. That was the loudest woo I've
ever heard. That was the woo of Lisa Lampanelli. Know
what it was. It was the fake woo of excitement,
because I legitimately am excited. The rest of them are like,
when is this fifteen minutes done? Shot me? I'm It's true.
(00:20):
I'm a friend. I'm here for you. We do it
every day. I don't let me. You know what I mean?
All of you shut up and I'll talk to great.
But I just want to say, Greg, now, can you
just like really famous? What do you want to say?
What I really want to say? We saw them through
(00:41):
the whole morning show with his disgusting ween hanging out. Well, yeah,
we saw him naked, and I said, now that you
guys close on, he's not as disgusting. I like a
nice guy with clothes on. So you were heinous without
Now you're a little less fat and not as you
hear that you go with t yet not as disgusting.
(01:03):
I think that's not I ton't leave it that he
had Libo's touch in this year. Bat. I don't think
your u gand I totally understand where it's coming from.
I have said before, I said I think I look
better with clothes on, and it's just freabody looks better
(01:24):
with clothes on. That's why even in the porns, the
women wear a little of this and a little of that.
Stop with the naked everybody especially, I think some people
look better naked. I'm not one of them. I love
looking at Alex naked. I like looking at my naked Alex,
and he's freaking hot. But if you're a great you
gotta put it on. By the way I say so,
(01:46):
here it is, as you listen to the fifteen Minute
Morning Show podcast. We're in my house in Santa Fe.
I woke up this morning at two o'clock and twenty
five people boom, And can you imagine people coming into
your house to do a morning show. Here, we've been drinking,
we've been eating egos, we've been having a great morning.
I sent in your pantry and I had two tapes cookies.
So here at the fifteen Minute Morning Show table, there's Danielle,
(02:06):
there's Garrett, there's a Gandhi, there's great Teath Lisaelli. Of
course Daniel DeLillo come on How you doing and how
are you doing? How you are you doing? Me? Tell
you about this broad This is Lisa Lampanelli speaking the
famous one on the show. Danielle says she was on
my flight. I was, and I said, let me hide
(02:27):
from this bitch. Once I saw that I hearn't radio
had and she was sitting in the loser section. I
loved right fast around the way to the Actually I
was in two deep. Yeah, you know why because you
didn't buy two seats. You have to buy two seats. Yah,
that's the thing. One blue Jet Blue, you can we
buy whole row. You can buy a whole row on
Jet Blue. Joan Jet. Somebody once said to me, Joan
(02:51):
Jet buys a whole row, and I said, well, I
should be able to do that. She's I'm less of
a husband than she was at the time by this,
and my dog was very com You you're squished with
people who possibly smell. Oh, this lady next to me
was heat was going into my face. So why don't
you stop acting like you're poor and operating out of
scarcity and decide that you want to enter into the
(03:13):
adult phase of your life, Penny and buy two seats
go explain why you hate Lisa. This is why people
lovely safe coach. I'm trying to help you to be Lisa.
Lampanella used to be the queen of me. Now she's
the queen of meaning. But I yelled she for sure
because here's what I decided. I may be a life
coach with a certification, but I don't have to be
(03:35):
nice about it. I see you. You need to buy
the two seats out of self love. Will you promise
me this? Say yes, yes, shut up. Also, Scary Jones
is here at I'm having so much fun. I just
feel like it's just a bunch of friends around the
table talking. I got my no shoes on, and I'm
a third cup of coffee. This is great. He was
kind of weird. I gotta be honest. At Danielle and Gandhi, everybody.
(03:56):
Did you notice Greg te rolled into Alex's bead while
he was sleeping my fiance and kind of made out
with him. He started pumping him with his baron. They
were all naked and it got a little crazy, to
the point where Alex had to kind of push him off.
You saw Greggy. I feel Gregg would have sex with
(04:18):
a parking meter if there was time left on it,
he would drum a hole in a ham and do it.
I'm sorry, juice that dot Kosher say, I love your
desperation for attention and fame, and I said, go with it.
Work for me, it could work for you. Is hardcore
bond Honestly, Alex and I bonded with the same birthday.
We weld share the same love for the same man.
(04:39):
I mean, we just did you touch my fiance's wer didn't,
but I asked him. I said, dude, will you, you you know,
grab my and he goes, I can't do that. I
go why and he goes because I'm getting married, and
I'm like, a big deal. It's me. Gregg's not a
big deal, okay. So to assume if he wasn't getting married,
do you think you would have grabbed it? I don't
think Dave Brodie has come. I messed broody. Welcome to
(05:03):
the podcast, A fifteen minute morning show. I just grabbed
Alex's junk. Everyone's getting it but me, So Elvis, with
Gregg ty being naked in your bed, he was naked
on your side, that's okay. Have you seen the pictures
of what he did to your pool table. Yet, what
did you let's just say this. Let's just say this now,
two more balls on the table. Oh my god. Everything
(05:24):
he didn't know about the pool table. We find out
this is now looking at the pool table. Okay, yeah,
we we have an announcement. So there is a guest
bedroom that someone went to pooh in in the bathroom,
someone mud flapped all over the toilet and Gandhi found
it and someone's ass. But it's kind of weird. It's
like they had pooh above the crack, right, No, I
(05:49):
know how that happens. It goes like that is one
of those Now it was like they have like it
was up here and then they sat. Yeah, exactly, It's
like they wiped and they wiped by theory is who
it was said, I'm just speaking from experience. Who deflects
their own problems on to others. Gandhi did it, and
(06:10):
that's the way to deflect from people thinking it's you.
So and I did have done it. I would have
cleaned it up, and I still would have blame someone
else for it. But I watched in the bathroom stot
and I was like, no, Danielle walked back out. I
know we have a rule. We've known each other for years.
Always leave a clean ball as before you leave. I
just want to know who the savage was? Who did that?
(06:33):
And then I like, how did you wipe? What was
going on? And then you left it? You didn't turn
around and look at the toilet, You left your mud?
Who was it has to be some uncomfortable enough to
go in the bedroom. I've never been here before. I'm
not going in the bedroom. One accused you. I'm saying,
I'm saying my type of person. Somebody's comfortable enough to
go in the bedroom. I'm breaking it's this guy, scary, scary.
(06:56):
You left your your poo print all my toilet, like
like I flushed before. So this way you get the
water coat and this way whatever goes into it. This
was on this seat. Even what happened did it? They
didn't shower, and they like what I'm right? I wish
(07:17):
we would have taken a DNA swab and then cleaned it.
I know there's been a lot of eyes going my way.
I swear to you, I did not know you were clean,
but was clean you were in the pool. And also
he's admitted to a lot of grotesqueness. I think he would.
Just can I tell you something about great? Not only
has he done it once, he has shipped on our
control room floor twice. Why did you do that for
(07:39):
the show? Exactly? You know, he was pushing it. He
was pushing and it came out. But here's what happened.
Scary was standing behind him. So the first time was
an accident. But when Lisa, when he realized he was
pulling on Scary, he did it on purpose. He gave
it an extra put. Yes, well in his defense, looking, okay,
let's clean it up a little bit here. Here we
(08:02):
are in Santa Fe. And by the way, the food
is very spicy, so there's gonna be a lot of
mud flapping going on. And that's okay. I love the
food here, but I love the fact that I can
share my favorite town with my favorite people. Can you
share some of your wedding menu with us? I'm not
share I don't even don't even I don't even know
what's wedding. I would love if you had a white
(08:23):
trash type of menu, because you know, like pigs in
a blank, Yeah, things like that, because you know you
you you you gays, you're very classy. It has to
be a filet of a French kind of gay thing.
I don't like all that. I'm not fancy, so I
want to leave something junkie there. Here's gonna be some
junky stuff. Okay, good because you're not classy, Elvis. I
(08:44):
think you pretend to be classy with your twenty three houses,
but I think there's actually a nice basic guy in you.
There is a basic guy. I mean god, I would
do anything for a basic guy in me right now.
So I will tell you that what Froggy is joining
in the podcast. Froggy, I'm telling you right now, you're
gonna have a lot of surprises at the wedding. We
have some stuff going on that you guys don't even
know about. I have a surprise for you. What Nate
(09:07):
and I just ate all of your tapes cookies out
of the pantry. That's okay. You know I love Tates.
We get them afraid they're a sponsor. I have a
problem with your pantry because I was in there also
and I put it up on Instagram. You've got a
giant bottle of Hynes ketchup. Nothing wrong with that, it's
my favorite. But you've got two bottles of Bootleg catchup
in there, and you're not a man that needs to
cut corners. Well, I think maybe guests put those in
(09:27):
there there, like trainer to bring your own catchup party.
I don't know. Road is kind of weird about catchup.
If it's not Hines, he's I have a friend like that?
Is that way about mayonnaise? They say only hellman's only helmets.
I said, shut up and slather that on your dick.
That's what I say. Right, it's a podcast. Daniel hates
(09:49):
mayonnaise and watching about Watch this, Watch this, think about
eating a spoonful of mayonnaise, Daniel, watch no, don't think
about it any stop thinking about Please don't tell up
in Santa fe not on the table. This is a
nice table traumatized by man. If you talk about holy crap,
(10:14):
stop thinking you have powers. Disgusting. Okay, so Lisa say
the same thing to me, I think, say Lisa. Let's
go say Lisa. Lisa visualized visualize the following sucking Dick's
(10:34):
exactly how I feel. I have a celebrity, shouldn't have
to don't you feel that way? No? No, I think
he likes to do that. I'm not a celebrity. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
To be totally frank, we are radio people, radio people
(10:55):
other than Howard. We're not celebrities. Were just what do
I always say? All this? What's that? We are a
click above a car any worker, but hand radio guys
got nothing on you guys where I got So anyway,
I just wanted to share this morning with you, Lisa,
because this is this is my family, and I have
the best family in the world, and I can't imagine
being anywhere else doing anything else other than this right
(11:15):
now here today. What's beautiful about that is you know
you have no other talent, so it's really good you
had no choice but to be one step above a Carney. No,
but this is nice that you even said, hey, come
on over. Because I had of the goodness of my heart,
I texted him, I said I know him during my wedding.
I was very overwhelmed, so I texted I said, hey,
I got a car. If you need anything picked up,
I'll be here Thursday on he goes come over her.
(11:37):
Boy was I flattered? And then I said, damn, I'm
sorry I asked because now I have to do stuff.
But if you need anything, don't ask me. Seriously. I'm seriously.
I was happy to be a clue. Thank you for
making me feel at home. So you've never been a
center before. Never. I can't wait to experience the magical delights.
I'm getting a massage, and I'm going to a casino,
(11:58):
and I'm going to your wedding. Sounds like a full weekend.
My god, that's like an entire eternity. That's a season
of stuff about the five and dime and the freedom.
Go to the five and dime on the plosets. There's
a five and time. You can get a freed pie,
freedo pie which will which will flush right out of
your butt. Excellent immediately if you want to flush and
then it kind of come over here and use the
(12:19):
guest bathroom. No great, I'll feel right, it's already been done.
The suggestions for Lisa, for Santa Fe, anyone. I think
I got stuff to do, like, it's really great. Guess
what else is pretty? Seeing a picture of it you
take and you send to me. I don't like to
do things like I don't have to physically exert myself.
(12:39):
I'm physically and emotionally perfect. I don't need to do anything.
I like that all right, all right, what's the plaza?
Is that? Like the main plot is the very center
of Santa Fe. It's beautiful to my crystals though, because
I don't like there's crystals there. Yes, Lisa famous comedian,
know that you got the invite after a and we're canceled.
(13:00):
I figured, damn that. And he's not even talking about
to the show. He's talking about to the wedding. I
knew mine arrived late. By the way, did you have
like I had a B and C list for the wedding,
because I definitely did, clearly didn't. Yeah, obviously I know
I was on your be not at all. No, you
(13:22):
are at the fun table. Yeah, so I'm with a
bunch of gaze and girl it's the fun and gay table,
not fun gaye okay, funny and so who's fun? Will you?
First of all? No, wait, this is the table. If
I could like drop out of my wedding and said
at the table, it probably probably be that table. Oh
that's good. I liked hearing that. Which one is brody
at the careerless douche table. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Dave's
(13:48):
written me some of my best material over the years,
so I must Okay, So what table? What table would
Danielle dan are you at? Which table would you if
if Roadie's at the careerless douchebag table, what table would
Danielle be hosting? Pretty girls whose hair sometimes is nailing it? Okay?
(14:13):
So if if Gandy hosted a table, what she's doing?
What table would her table be? Creepy unidentifiable minorities? Oh
my god? Okay, what about Froggy? What about Froggy? Froggy's
table would be Oh god, guys who were like under
armour as actual clothing, alright, dressed, get dressed about scary, scary,
(14:39):
every disability on the planet. He looks, he looks almost
like it's a little bit of a disability. By the way,
no offense disabled people if you've seen them. What about
straight nates? Straight straight everyone who wanted to always have
sex with Elvis but never got the chang said, I
(15:00):
have a wonderful day. Happy wedding. Wedd
Oh my god, the fifteen minute morning show podcast from
Santa Fe, New Mexico. That was the loudest woo I've
ever heard. That was the woo of Lisa Lampanelli. Know
what it was. It was the fake woo of excitement,
because I legitimately am excited. The rest of them are like,
when is this fifteen minutes done? Shot me? I'm It's true.
(00:20):
I'm a friend. I'm here for you. We do it
every day. I don't let me. You know what I mean?
All of you shut up and I'll talk to great.
But I just want to say, Greg, now, can you
just like really famous? What do you want to say?
What I really want to say? We saw them through
(00:41):
the whole morning show with his disgusting ween hanging out. Well, yeah,
we saw him naked, and I said, now that you
guys close on, he's not as disgusting. I like a
nice guy with clothes on. So you were heinous without
Now you're a little less fat and not as you
hear that you go with t yet not as disgusting.
(01:03):
I think that's not I ton't leave it that he
had Libo's touch in this year. Bat. I don't think
your u gand I totally understand where it's coming from.
I have said before, I said I think I look
better with clothes on, and it's just freabody looks better
(01:24):
with clothes on. That's why even in the porns, the
women wear a little of this and a little of that.
Stop with the naked everybody especially, I think some people
look better naked. I'm not one of them. I love
looking at Alex naked. I like looking at my naked Alex,
and he's freaking hot. But if you're a great you
gotta put it on. By the way I say so,
(01:46):
here it is, as you listen to the fifteen Minute
Morning Show podcast. We're in my house in Santa Fe.
I woke up this morning at two o'clock and twenty
five people boom, And can you imagine people coming into
your house to do a morning show. Here, we've been drinking,
we've been eating egos, we've been having a great morning.
I sent in your pantry and I had two tapes cookies.
So here at the fifteen Minute Morning Show table, there's Danielle,
(02:06):
there's Garrett, there's a Gandhi, there's great Teath Lisaelli. Of
course Daniel DeLillo come on How you doing and how
are you doing? How you are you doing? Me? Tell
you about this broad This is Lisa Lampanelli speaking the
famous one on the show. Danielle says she was on
my flight. I was, and I said, let me hide
(02:27):
from this bitch. Once I saw that I hearn't radio
had and she was sitting in the loser section. I
loved right fast around the way to the Actually I
was in two deep. Yeah, you know why because you
didn't buy two seats. You have to buy two seats. Yah,
that's the thing. One blue Jet Blue, you can we
buy whole row. You can buy a whole row on
Jet Blue. Joan Jet. Somebody once said to me, Joan
(02:51):
Jet buys a whole row, and I said, well, I
should be able to do that. She's I'm less of
a husband than she was at the time by this,
and my dog was very com You you're squished with
people who possibly smell. Oh, this lady next to me
was heat was going into my face. So why don't
you stop acting like you're poor and operating out of
scarcity and decide that you want to enter into the
(03:13):
adult phase of your life, Penny and buy two seats
go explain why you hate Lisa. This is why people
lovely safe coach. I'm trying to help you to be Lisa.
Lampanella used to be the queen of me. Now she's
the queen of meaning. But I yelled she for sure
because here's what I decided. I may be a life
coach with a certification, but I don't have to be
(03:35):
nice about it. I see you. You need to buy
the two seats out of self love. Will you promise
me this? Say yes, yes, shut up. Also, Scary Jones
is here at I'm having so much fun. I just
feel like it's just a bunch of friends around the
table talking. I got my no shoes on, and I'm
a third cup of coffee. This is great. He was
kind of weird. I gotta be honest. At Danielle and Gandhi, everybody.
(03:56):
Did you notice Greg te rolled into Alex's bead while
he was sleeping my fiance and kind of made out
with him. He started pumping him with his baron. They
were all naked and it got a little crazy, to
the point where Alex had to kind of push him off.
You saw Greggy. I feel Gregg would have sex with
(04:18):
a parking meter if there was time left on it,
he would drum a hole in a ham and do it.
I'm sorry, juice that dot Kosher say, I love your
desperation for attention and fame, and I said, go with it.
Work for me, it could work for you. Is hardcore
bond Honestly, Alex and I bonded with the same birthday.
We weld share the same love for the same man.
(04:39):
I mean, we just did you touch my fiance's wer didn't,
but I asked him. I said, dude, will you, you you know,
grab my and he goes, I can't do that. I
go why and he goes because I'm getting married, and
I'm like, a big deal. It's me. Gregg's not a
big deal, okay. So to assume if he wasn't getting married,
do you think you would have grabbed it? I don't
think Dave Brodie has come. I messed broody. Welcome to
(05:03):
the podcast, A fifteen minute morning show. I just grabbed
Alex's junk. Everyone's getting it but me, So Elvis, with
Gregg ty being naked in your bed, he was naked
on your side, that's okay. Have you seen the pictures
of what he did to your pool table. Yet, what
did you let's just say this. Let's just say this now,
two more balls on the table. Oh my god. Everything
(05:24):
he didn't know about the pool table. We find out
this is now looking at the pool table. Okay, yeah,
we we have an announcement. So there is a guest
bedroom that someone went to pooh in in the bathroom,
someone mud flapped all over the toilet and Gandhi found
it and someone's ass. But it's kind of weird. It's
like they had pooh above the crack, right, No, I
(05:49):
know how that happens. It goes like that is one
of those Now it was like they have like it
was up here and then they sat. Yeah, exactly, It's
like they wiped and they wiped by theory is who
it was said, I'm just speaking from experience. Who deflects
their own problems on to others. Gandhi did it, and
(06:10):
that's the way to deflect from people thinking it's you.
So and I did have done it. I would have
cleaned it up, and I still would have blame someone
else for it. But I watched in the bathroom stot
and I was like, no, Danielle walked back out. I
know we have a rule. We've known each other for years.
Always leave a clean ball as before you leave. I
just want to know who the savage was? Who did that?
(06:33):
And then I like, how did you wipe? What was
going on? And then you left it? You didn't turn
around and look at the toilet, You left your mud?
Who was it has to be some uncomfortable enough to
go in the bedroom. I've never been here before. I'm
not going in the bedroom. One accused you. I'm saying,
I'm saying my type of person. Somebody's comfortable enough to
go in the bedroom. I'm breaking it's this guy, scary, scary.
(06:56):
You left your your poo print all my toilet, like
like I flushed before. So this way you get the
water coat and this way whatever goes into it. This
was on this seat. Even what happened did it? They
didn't shower, and they like what I'm right? I wish
(07:17):
we would have taken a DNA swab and then cleaned it.
I know there's been a lot of eyes going my way.
I swear to you, I did not know you were clean,
but was clean you were in the pool. And also
he's admitted to a lot of grotesqueness. I think he would.
Just can I tell you something about great? Not only
has he done it once, he has shipped on our
control room floor twice. Why did you do that for
(07:39):
the show? Exactly? You know, he was pushing it. He
was pushing and it came out. But here's what happened.
Scary was standing behind him. So the first time was
an accident. But when Lisa, when he realized he was
pulling on Scary, he did it on purpose. He gave
it an extra put. Yes, well in his defense, looking, okay,
let's clean it up a little bit here. Here we
(08:02):
are in Santa Fe. And by the way, the food
is very spicy, so there's gonna be a lot of
mud flapping going on. And that's okay. I love the
food here, but I love the fact that I can
share my favorite town with my favorite people. Can you
share some of your wedding menu with us? I'm not
share I don't even don't even I don't even know
what's wedding. I would love if you had a white
(08:23):
trash type of menu, because you know, like pigs in
a blank, Yeah, things like that, because you know you
you you you gays, you're very classy. It has to
be a filet of a French kind of gay thing.
I don't like all that. I'm not fancy, so I
want to leave something junkie there. Here's gonna be some
junky stuff. Okay, good because you're not classy, Elvis. I
(08:44):
think you pretend to be classy with your twenty three houses,
but I think there's actually a nice basic guy in you.
There is a basic guy. I mean god, I would
do anything for a basic guy in me right now.
So I will tell you that what Froggy is joining
in the podcast. Froggy, I'm telling you right now, you're
gonna have a lot of surprises at the wedding. We
have some stuff going on that you guys don't even
know about. I have a surprise for you. What Nate
(09:07):
and I just ate all of your tapes cookies out
of the pantry. That's okay. You know I love Tates.
We get them afraid they're a sponsor. I have a
problem with your pantry because I was in there also
and I put it up on Instagram. You've got a
giant bottle of Hynes ketchup. Nothing wrong with that, it's
my favorite. But you've got two bottles of Bootleg catchup
in there, and you're not a man that needs to
cut corners. Well, I think maybe guests put those in
(09:27):
there there, like trainer to bring your own catchup party.
I don't know. Road is kind of weird about catchup.
If it's not Hines, he's I have a friend like that?
Is that way about mayonnaise? They say only hellman's only helmets.
I said, shut up and slather that on your dick.
That's what I say. Right, it's a podcast. Daniel hates
(09:49):
mayonnaise and watching about Watch this, Watch this, think about
eating a spoonful of mayonnaise, Daniel, watch no, don't think
about it any stop thinking about Please don't tell up
in Santa fe not on the table. This is a
nice table traumatized by man. If you talk about holy crap,
(10:14):
stop thinking you have powers. Disgusting. Okay, so Lisa say
the same thing to me, I think, say Lisa. Let's
go say Lisa. Lisa visualized visualize the following sucking Dick's
(10:34):
exactly how I feel. I have a celebrity, shouldn't have
to don't you feel that way? No? No, I think
he likes to do that. I'm not a celebrity. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
To be totally frank, we are radio people, radio people
(10:55):
other than Howard. We're not celebrities. Were just what do
I always say? All this? What's that? We are a
click above a car any worker, but hand radio guys
got nothing on you guys where I got So anyway,
I just wanted to share this morning with you, Lisa,
because this is this is my family, and I have
the best family in the world, and I can't imagine
being anywhere else doing anything else other than this right
(11:15):
now here today. What's beautiful about that is you know
you have no other talent, so it's really good you
had no choice but to be one step above a Carney. No,
but this is nice that you even said, hey, come
on over. Because I had of the goodness of my heart,
I texted him, I said I know him during my wedding.
I was very overwhelmed, so I texted I said, hey,
I got a car. If you need anything picked up,
I'll be here Thursday on he goes come over her.
(11:37):
Boy was I flattered? And then I said, damn, I'm
sorry I asked because now I have to do stuff.
But if you need anything, don't ask me. Seriously. I'm seriously.
I was happy to be a clue. Thank you for
making me feel at home. So you've never been a
center before. Never. I can't wait to experience the magical delights.
I'm getting a massage, and I'm going to a casino,
(11:58):
and I'm going to your wedding. Sounds like a full weekend.
My god, that's like an entire eternity. That's a season
of stuff about the five and dime and the freedom.
Go to the five and dime on the plosets. There's
a five and time. You can get a freed pie,
freedo pie which will which will flush right out of
your butt. Excellent immediately if you want to flush and
then it kind of come over here and use the
(12:19):
guest bathroom. No great, I'll feel right, it's already been done.
The suggestions for Lisa, for Santa Fe, anyone. I think
I got stuff to do, like, it's really great. Guess
what else is pretty? Seeing a picture of it you
take and you send to me. I don't like to
do things like I don't have to physically exert myself.
(12:39):
I'm physically and emotionally perfect. I don't need to do anything.
I like that all right, all right, what's the plaza?
Is that? Like the main plot is the very center
of Santa Fe. It's beautiful to my crystals though, because
I don't like there's crystals there. Yes, Lisa famous comedian,
know that you got the invite after a and we're canceled.
(13:00):
I figured, damn that. And he's not even talking about
to the show. He's talking about to the wedding. I
knew mine arrived late. By the way, did you have
like I had a B and C list for the wedding,
because I definitely did, clearly didn't. Yeah, obviously I know
I was on your be not at all. No, you
(13:22):
are at the fun table. Yeah, so I'm with a
bunch of gaze and girl it's the fun and gay table,
not fun gaye okay, funny and so who's fun? Will you?
First of all? No, wait, this is the table. If
I could like drop out of my wedding and said
at the table, it probably probably be that table. Oh
that's good. I liked hearing that. Which one is brody
at the careerless douche table. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Dave's
(13:48):
written me some of my best material over the years,
so I must Okay, So what table? What table would
Danielle dan are you at? Which table would you if
if Roadie's at the careerless douchebag table, what table would
Danielle be hosting? Pretty girls whose hair sometimes is nailing it? Okay?
(14:13):
So if if Gandy hosted a table, what she's doing?
What table would her table be? Creepy unidentifiable minorities? Oh
my god? Okay, what about Froggy? What about Froggy? Froggy's
table would be Oh god, guys who were like under
armour as actual clothing, alright, dressed, get dressed about scary, scary,
(14:39):
every disability on the planet. He looks, he looks almost
like it's a little bit of a disability. By the way,
no offense disabled people if you've seen them. What about
straight nates? Straight straight everyone who wanted to always have
sex with Elvis but never got the chang said, I
(15:00):
have a wonderful day. Happy wedding. Wedd
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