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September 11, 2019 14 mins

Brody is  upset that Danielle threw him under the bus on the main show today. Best Assistant Andrew and Producer Diamond chime in about it. Andrew's nose bleeds on planes, Danielle freezes and Brody sweats on planes 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Represents show. Hey, I'm supposed to speak first. I'm
in front of the gold mise whatever there's rules here,
there's no rules. Actually, that gold microphone matches nicely with

(00:23):
your purple shirt, thank you very much. Not to be
confused with the purple shoes we've been talking about for
the last couple episodes, which your cheap as should just
keep both, but well I might. We'll see, although scary.
Hold on a second. Let's go around the room. Welcome
to the fifty minute Morning Show. And the only people
in New York left? Well, yeah, the four of us
here are the only ones. And Alley's outside working on
Elvis rand dot com, so that every Josh Scotty's here

(00:45):
is Josh is a bunch of us here, but not
every There's thirteen people on the show, but everybody else
we all have to fly out. So everybody's running around
getting last minute stuff done, and we got our stuff done,
so we're gonna give good news. Is I get to
stand by the gold mike today for the first time
on the fifteam in the morning. I'm liking Deep Brody
in the morning show. Thank you very much. We have
hosted some podcasts. Everyone in while Brooken Boys, walkers and talkers,

(01:07):
name name drop. So who's in the room today, Well,
Danielle and I are in the room. Best assistant Andrew
is here, and best phone producer Diamond is here. Diamond
and I have a little love relationship going. We have
a little thing. All right, we should we talk about
the love relationship with the problem. But let's talk about
the problem first because we need you guys to settle this. Yeah, okay,

(01:30):
So most of the show is in Santa Fe, New Mexico,
at Elvis's home studio hit a little studio built some
microphone's old table. It's adorable. I helped building. It was
a great time. That's why he's the best assistant. And so, uh,
we have laptops in the room when Elvis isn't in
the room, and he can skype in and see everybody.
But since nobody's here except Danielle, you can't see the

(01:52):
room except for Daniel's face. Yeah, because I skype in
from my computer. Okay, So I'm running a little bit
late this morning, about seven or eight minutes, and so
I'm in the I'm in the tunnel coming into the
city and I have of course, I want to hear
what's going on. And it's like six oh two maybe,
and Elvis is like, oh, welcome to the morning. We

(02:12):
have a great show. It's nine eleven. We're gonna talk
about some things that are important. And he says, I'm
here with Gandhi and Scary and Nate here in Santa
Fe and of course in New York, not a lot
of people in New York. We've got Danielle and Brody
and Josh, and Danielle says, oh, Brody's not here yet.
Now now wait a second. So I'm thinking to my

(02:33):
head in the car, why does Elvis need to know that?
Why does the audience need to know that? White say
that because he won't because okay, here's here's background information.
Uh there's a program called slack, which is like a
chat room. Yeah, that's what you were doing, slacking. Okay, right,
So when Elvis isn't here, we communicate through the Slack app.

(02:53):
And so the first thing Elvis does it like five
to six, is he types in high to everyone in
the room said we could check and make sure we're
all on the side. They commented that you were in
slack even though you weren't in the studio, you were here.
So I typed in high back me while I'm in
the car right now, I'd normally be on my desktop,
I mean, on my laptop. So this one, I'm like,

(03:15):
I'm good. They think I'm here. This is great. I'm
in the slack room chatting with everybody, and Danielle goes
in the here and goes, oh, Brodie's not here. That
she could have said, oh, oh yeah, nothing first of all,
because that nothing, or she could have said, oh, Brody's
in the back, he'll be in a minute. So but
wait a second, you're never here when the show starts,

(03:37):
so well that's because he doesn't say my name. So
in my head, I didn't think I was doing anything
wrong because normally you're not here, and he goes, where's
Brody and we go not here yet he over slapped,
or he's got scrapping, or there's a snowstorm that's really
not there, and he he happens happens climate change, So

(03:59):
he's Brodie. But I took it upon myself to say
he's not here because you're not normally here, and he's
used to that, so I wasn't trying to put you,
throw you under the bus. I actually was just trying
to do what this show normally does. Why does any
why does he need to know? He didn't ask is
he said, oh, and Brodie's there? He thought I was here.
He's telling the audience brods. He never mentions me at

(04:20):
six one. But in Dan Yell's defense, okay, Andrew, in
Dan yells defense, what if he was like, Brodie, do
we have something qued up? She would have had to
have said, oh, yeah, he ran to the bathroom. But
she's lying on this. It's his wedding weekend. Come on.

(04:41):
I never okay Diamond thoughts on this. I think that
she should have just said nothing, thank you. But but
but girl, what if he did, like what if Andrew's right?
What if he said, oh, Brodie, do you have something?
You put her in the position to lie on your behalf?
Would you lie on her behalf? I think yes if

(05:04):
it was a white liar. If Elvis said, is Danielle,
I go yeah, listen. There was a long period of
time that Danielle was late every morning, not for our show,
shall I live? No no no no no no no
no no no no no no. Before we were in
our old studios. We used to be in New Jersey,
New York. Now, Danielle. Danielle was late all the time.
I remember Danielle was late so often we made us

(05:27):
this is she doesn't even know this, this is this.
I'm blowing the doors off because it's like twelve years ago,
ten years, twelve years ago. We told Danielle we really
wanted her to have an entertainment segment on Greg t
Show at so she'd come in and be on the air,
just so she wouldn't be late for the six o'clock.
That is absolutely true. That's absolutely didn't want me because

(05:48):
he wanted me, of course, he blot. But we couldn't
figure out a way to get Danielle to get into
work on time because we kept like, you gotta be
here at six, so she'd come in like six or four.
I'm sorry, I'm like, there was a car accident. She
was in the car accident. I got pulled over for speeding.
I told the police officer and he loves the show,
and I'm I'm sorry. I did having several times, don't

(06:10):
wait and I'm gonna sit af I had kids. Is
when I started being on time because she couldn't wait
to get tell out of there. He needs to see
her in the mornings. What are you saying morning, I'm
always outside and I know what the day is going
to be like by the time and y'all get through
the coffee cart outside, Like if I sit in the

(06:34):
car and I'll wait for Danielle. Once Danielle is like
running down the block where I see her car pulling
into the parking lot back there, I'm like, okay, I'm
not going too early. I could go inside now, Danyelle
literally run great. He's on the air and I want
to get in and and jackets. And it's ninety degrees today.

(06:55):
You don't need a jacket. He had like three things
on this an airpane, it's cool, and the airplane. You
hear her laugh before she even crosses. Talked to everybody,
talked to the parking attended. I talked to the coffee
cart guys. I say hi to everyone in the You
have to budget in additional ten minutes. Just say you're
bringing a coach just for the airplane. Yes, I freeze

(07:17):
on airplanes. Have you noticed I'm wearing a big sweatshirt.
I brought a blanket with me. I have a blanket
because on airplanes, I freeze. I don't get cold on
on planes because I'm so busy sweating out of fear.
You watched we first, So I buy two sodas in
the airport. I played like five dollars for the at
least for the soda because to rip you off, and

(07:38):
I have to have my sodas. I can't wait till
the soda cart comes around. So once the plane, like
once we get in our seats to put seatbelt on,
I started sweating out of out of nervousness, and so
I turned that little fan nob on like and it's
like everybody's fans off, even if you do know your
fans goes off. I put the soda against my four head.

(08:00):
Oh yeah, so I can't imagine a blanket. I do
really bad with the air that comes out. I always
get nosebleeds, and then it's always worse because I'm a
window seat, and then I'll just be like, excuse me,
can I please leave get nosebleeds because it's a freaking
million germs coming out because hold air dries out my passages,
and then I get really bad nose bleeds. Should bring
nasal gel with you what you don't never heard of

(08:23):
nasal gel. When you get a lot of nosebleeds, there's
something called nasal gell and you put it on a
little the nosebleeds and the name. You put a little
bit in right into your nose and it helps to lubricate.
But wait, and then my nose is gonna look like
I have because it's gonna be slimy looking. Teeny bits
take care of everything. Yeah, I don't. My son gets

(08:47):
nosebleeds and that's what they told. It's not a fun
time and it's a lot of blood. I'm just saying,
because the air is so thin, you drink a lot
of water, expect my nose to bleed at the wedding. So,
speaking of air on a plane, have you guys ever
been on a plane that but for it takes off.
As it's taking off, the steam, fog stuff, stuff that
freaks you out right, I think the plane's on fire.

(09:08):
It's like a sanitizing Yeah, I say, I'm the I'm
the pessimist. I'm the planes gone and I'm the only
one that likes um. Yes, yes, the answer is always yes.
Like I like turbulence. Not crazy about a turbulence, but
I like it rocks me to sleep. No, oh my gosh,
before Andrew and my not before the plane even takes

(09:32):
off cold, and I don't like I'm usually that's why
people like, don't you want to play first class? I go,
I'm not paying for a first class when I won't
enjoy it. I sleep the whole time. I'm not going
to enjoy first on the plane. Are you guys on
the same plane with us tonight? Now? The best thing
about flying with Danielle, you know, is when she falls asleep.
Why because okay, so um. Imagine the look on someone's

(09:57):
face when they're completely confused and they go, oh, a
sect me. Danielle falls asleep with her mouth open, her
head back, and everyone takes pictures. We all have many
pictures of Danielle falling to sleep on planes. Were not
allowed to post them. Scott, Yeah, Elvis and Scary post
them all the time. My husband posts them. Okay, but
you know what, normally I respect you, but today when
you fall asleep, because you did to me that, I

(10:20):
am posted that picture. Scotty, actually, could you could you
make sure your seat is close to mine? I'm like, oh,
that's so sweet, Scotty, you want to sit by me, goes,
I want to take pictures of you when you're sleeping.
It's I don't take your picture. I've sat next to
you on many planes. See Andrew respects me, and I
love that about him. Worry about his bloody nose, You guys,

(10:44):
I said, remember the one the worst plane we had.
They kept us on the plane for like hours, and
then they let us get off and we had to
take a car service. I was gonna rent a car.
We were gonna stay over your parents house. A great time.
It was just fun traveling stories for Daniel. Did you
look do you not fly a lot? You look like
you're just out of this whole thing. No, I just
don't like I don't like flying. I just I literally

(11:08):
sit there. I have to have gum in my mouth.
I have to have the big like headphones on because
my ears popped really bad. And I just like sit
there and close my eyes and just zone hands. Now,
do you know the ear trick to get your ears
to pop so they're okay? No, but that's a good
way to get a free flight. I didn't say anything. No,

(11:35):
you hold your nose and you try to blow through it.
It pops your ears a scary It's not scary, it's
just it causes the pressure inside your ear to equal out.
It pops your ears open. The last time landing and
all of a sudden you can't hear. You just always work.
And the last time I wanted to flight took a
week or two for my ears to clear. That happened

(11:56):
to me when I was a child, and that's why
I don't like it. Yeah, like I get nervous. Take
a lollipop with you also, suck on a lollipology. Oh
that's rights. Hey, don't don't be insinuating stuff with the
suck on a lollipop Birdie, no one. I don't know
if the David Birdie Show would last on the air
for two it would have to be like you know,
satellite or you guys, I don't know what you're talking about,

(12:19):
a permit dump button anyway, how much we have left?
Oh we have like four minutes. I wanted to talk
about my my little crush I have on Diamond, who
doesn't have cute like every day like she comes in
and she's just the She makes me feel so good
every day. She always has a compliment, tells me how
much she loves me, gives me a hug. It's just

(12:41):
the sweetest thing. I love her so much. My favorite
thing about Diamond is when there's no one on the phone,
she'll just stand up and there's no music playing and
she just starts dancing, starts and birthday, Happy birthday. Unfortunately,
we're not going to be with her on her birthday.
And I said Andrew and I would talk today and
she's like, what do we we We can't bring a

(13:02):
cake in when nobody's here. He's He's like, we can't
bring a cake tomorrow because she's not here. So I'm like,
you can share in the wedding cake on Saturday. Yes, um,
I should be on top of the webb tomorrow. Reggae
night in Santa Fe. You did not. Yes. First of all,

(13:22):
Andrew's the best. He found something for me to do
on the night of my birthday. Account I've never been
to like. I'm so excited reggae night. If you want
to nothing reggae like Santa Fe. I'm a little nervous.
I was shocked. They said they're switching to a Latin
night soon. But because you work for the best part

(13:44):
about the story was the guy was like the person
who we spoke to on the phone. It's like, yeah,
there's no fee for a table. You don't have to
buy anything. You can just come and like get a
table for as many people as you want. So I'm like, okay,
so we're gonna be ten people. We're gonna take over
the bar. It's like, yeah, the guy the musician booked months,
Like he booked himself for every Thursday for several months.

(14:04):
That's the schedule of this bark. Imagine just being in
a town that's most that the guy at the reggae
club's accent. Hi, come on down to the reggae bar
because that doesn't sound very authentic reggae to me. Um
this They it's all different nights. So Wednesdays are karaoke.
I was hoping for karaoke. Person, reggae is a good alternative.
Do you want to find panical bull? Oh? I thought

(14:25):
we could find that five better than mechanical karaoke? Fe
and just what I've already met my insurance deductible for
the year, so we can go ahead and do that.
You're not allergic to a mechanical bull? We gotta watch
this one. Are you gonna ride the bull at there's

(14:45):
no mechanical bull. I was told they come around for
the stage fifteen minute morning show

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