September 10, 2019 • 15 mins
Danielle,Brody and Garrett talk about some outfits that people are wearing for Elvis and Alex's wedding. Danielle shares a story about how MLB messed up for sons birthday present TWICE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Up there you go, what would you talk about on
your on your podcast represents show? Now you can talk
so yes, so we can get an update from Estre.
(00:20):
So actually have the people are on an airplane on
the WIT Santa Fe right now. So doing the podcast
is Brody and Garrett and myself. Yes, it is wedding week.
Elvis and Alex are getting married this weekend and we're
all going out to celebrate, and of course two shows.
So let me tell we got we got weird text
messages today say people are texting and going, hey, is
Scotty be gone? Hey's Garrett going like yes, of course
(00:45):
it seems like a weird you know, well, it's one
of those things like where we've done broadcast before where
some people stay behind and you know, the ship has
to get run somehow. Yeah, and we're not figuring out who.
We don't care. You have no idea. We don't care.
Wedding them wanting is Saturday, So yeah, we don't care
what happens on Saturday. By the way, Greg Tea, why
do you coming to the podcast with us? It's very busy,
(01:06):
can't hear you? Very busy? Fantasy football waiver claims, let's
give an update on Greg T. So yesterday on the podcast,
if you didn't hear the Big Show today but you
heard the podcast yesterday, Greg T was a bit in
a moan and how he went into Name and Marcus
to get a shirt for Alvis's wedding and the price
tad was almost three bucks, and he was like, oh
my gosh, I can't spend that money on a shirt
(01:28):
that way, And then he says he wound up going
someplace out and getting a shirt for like nineteen dollars
or whatever. So today this morning he comes to me
and he says, hey, could you do me a favor?
Could you go to Garden State Plaza, which is the
mall by my house in Bergen County, New Jersey. And
I said, yeah, what do you need? And he goes,
I need you to pick something up for me. So
first they said it was pants, and I go, well,
(01:49):
we asked all the questions, so like when you pick
up pants, you want to make sure that they were
a tailor correctly and that they're not there too loose
or not too tight. Uh, And and Greg T said no, no,
I tried them already. No, which line number one right there?
So I found out that the three hundred dollar shirt.
He did buy it, and it's at Namon Marcus and
(02:10):
it needed alterations. It actually needed he bought a shirt
that needed alterations. In all fairness, he does have he
has short arms. But there was thirteen dollars these alterations,
so and over was two dollars. So he gives me.
By the way, he texts me a blackened out receipt
(02:32):
for this and says, go pick the shirt up for
me today. A black He came in with a finger
over his mouth like, don't mention walking, I'm blackened over.
Scene he says, jus, I said teeth. They're gonna think
I stole this for Steve. It's black and Daddy goes.
All you have to do is say my last name
and they'll give you the shirt. Have a problem. Then
you called me I had a filled paperwork, so they
(02:53):
have it. And by the way, you lied to us
yesterday on the podcast saying that you spent nine or
whatever you spent, you spent the slaves to nine, and
then it's its thirteen dollars because your arms are so short,
they had to alter it. No, I went to Macy's
and now you didn't the seat says Neiman Marcus paramis
(03:14):
that's not mine. That's not mine. Then then I guess
you don't need me to pick up a shirt, and
you got to go pick something up, but that's not
for me. I have a question. You came in here
yesterday and you played it like who would shop there?
So did you buy the shirt? And then think I'm
going to be relatable to the common man because there
are people who think who would buy the shirt. I'll
pretend to be that guy. You brought the shirt. By
(03:36):
the time you were here yesterday for the podcast, you
had already bought the shirt. I didn't buy the shirt.
It's not my shirt. So Danielle is shoplifting the shirt.
It's right here. He brought it with a coupon from retail.
Not because he doesn't want people to think he's not
the common man. I'll be honest with you. So after
(03:56):
we learned about this earlier this morning, he came to
me and he got really angry. So what he was
doing right there was what he wanted to do on
the air this morning and just throw the bit saying
and deny it. So by him, I understand that, But
the problem is that's what he was trying to do
right there. So here's the deal. Looks Yes, it's expensive
(04:17):
to buy a shirt for every day. Who don't you
have those one events in life where every once in
a while you do splurge. It. It's not much, but
it's not it's not a common thing. Yeah, Elvis is wedding.
Elvis can afford a shirt like the people some people
might like. I spent a little bit more on a
dress than I would normally because it's Elvis's wedding. I
would not normally have spent right. So, Daniel, if you're
(04:38):
going to a wedding, let's just say in about three weeks,
you're not going to spend on a dress just because
it's a wedding. You're going to a very special wedding.
You're in the wedding. It's a it's a dear friend,
you're in the wedding. I get that, but but it's
not I understand his thought process, do I do? I
agree with it? No, but I understand his thought process.
(04:59):
You want to get some a little nicer, but you Yeah,
I was looking at you're looking at nice. No, I
needed purple that yesterday's conversation was I needed purple shoes.
I went to three malls. Nobody had purple shoes. And
by the way, purple is not maroon, purple is not burgundy.
Excuse me, do you have any purple shoes. I've got
(05:20):
these blue shoes that have like a violent tinto. I
need purple. Well, how about these burgundy shoes? I need purple,
don't I don't want. I don't understand. I need purple.
Couldn't find purple. So I just googled it and I ordered.
I ordered, Um. I couldn't decide, so I googled. By
the way, Amazon has the worst search engine imaginable. Anything
(05:41):
you search for an Amazon half the results are nothing
like what you search for. So I searched for purple
men's dress shoes. One of the first things that came
up was purple sneakers, which are not dress shoes. But
they were leather, unlike the ones I had originally. So
I'll show you the pictures. So I immediately sent them.
I showed my wife. Then I said, Amskery, get his
(06:02):
opinion UM on the sneakers, and then I sent him
a pair of uh dress purple shoes. Yeah, he said
he loved the sneakers, and then he saw the dress
us all like those of even more. My problem is
I probably never wear those dress purple shoes. I'll wear
the sneakers again. So I have to figure out the
balance now between like, let's say, wearing the sneakers there
(06:22):
are seven, but a seven i'll wear again, or do
I get the eight and a halfs you're not going
to grow into. Elvis said he's wearing sneakers to the wedding. Yeah,
but it's his wedding, and you know, you know the
sneakers he's gonna wear purple fancy sneakers. Is Are they fancy? No,
they're leather pumas. They're nice, but they're not like fancy fancy.
(06:44):
They're purple. Though it was supposed to wear loud colors.
No one's looking at my feet, looking at me. You
wouldn't wear purple shoes again with like a black suit
with maybe just to give it a little I would
wear a black suit if I was going to a a funeral.
And I'm not wearing purple shoes with a funeral. I
don't wear suits. I don't dress up, so I don't
wear fancy shoes. Ever. I wear sneakers. No, No, So
(07:06):
I'm having them. They're both being shipped to the hotel
and then I will model them for Gandhi. She said,
you wanted to see them with the suit to see
which is more palatable. And if not, where the sneakers Friday?
Then that's scary, says to me. Whichever one you, if
you wear the shoes, you just return them afterwards. No
you don't. You don't. First of all, you can't return
shoes because they scuff on the bottom. Dumbassi and also dishonest.
(07:29):
Why don't you keep both? And like they said, where
are the sneakers on Friday? And wear the shoes on Saturday? Well,
because if I could wear the sneakers on Saturday, I
could return the shoes are the very expensive. So then
a big talker speaking of money. I you're gonna be
mad at me. Ahead remember the So you know my
(07:51):
my my son likes different baseball players. We are a
Yankee family, but he likes Cody Bellinger's. So we got
a Cody Bellinger. No, we got a Cody, but yeah,
we got a code Cody Bellinger. So we returned it.
And I know you said you should have you should
have been upset. You should have got another one in
(08:12):
the mail same thing. I forgot the g and it's
no because that came while I was sending the other
one back MLB dot com. So their plot wasn't gonna
shot shout him out, but that's who it is. So
I called and I said, listen, this is the second time,
this is his birthday. I don't know. He She goes, well,
(08:36):
we're gonna take that down off the website for now
until they fix it. So the whole box back. Yeah,
so that's what they think. So I'm gonna send this.
I had to send the shirt back, which I did today,
and they're going to refund me the money. And I said,
so what am I left to do about my son's present?
She said, you can. You can wait until we reposted
on the sage or you can order it some place
(08:56):
out And I knew about that. Everyone listening to this podcast,
listen to the Brooklyn Boys. No even it's not even
you need free dessert, you go to the Dodgers. That's
where you go. Then you should, first of all, tweeted him,
let him know that MLB is screwing up seat. He said,
your jersey. Second of all, you should have done that
on the air, and you go through fanatic. I have,
I have this the picture, okay, so I can tweet
(09:19):
it at you should have at least gotten a fifty
on the gift card because it's two weeks now since
his birthday and they've messed up more than two. Whatever
it is, the kid was that was always looking forward to,
was going to school. Kids made fun of hand they did.
One kid punched him. But yeah, that's what you're doing.
Are you telling her this? This? This takes away the story.
She can't use that story? Tweet at Cody Bellinger. No,
I know, I'm saying he got punched. He got punched
(09:41):
one his way to punched Daniel's son. I well, you
know in the fake fan. Wait. And my favorite thing
is the first time I called about this, they said
to me because I said, oh, he was wearing it,
and someone noticed that g was missing and pointed it
out to well he Oh, ma'am, he already wore it.
So yea, I said, I said he wore because he
(10:03):
didn't take it out of the package and like look
at it and make she was a big fan. But
he was so excited he put it on. I get
it also, I got I got it. Let's be honest,
here you got the knockoff replica jersey, which it wasn't.
What was the hundred dollars? Okay, the real jerseys to fifty? Okay,
I'm not spending two Okay now, shit, hold on tweeting
(10:27):
out Cody, hold on, Danielle. We have friends over at
Fanatics that that we could we could call over and
tell your problem. And because I need the Mets blue jersey.
What you can't write on her coattails? On my coattails,
you dropped the ball your tuble mom, you beat up
her son. He got him a bootleg shirt from Canal
(10:47):
Street MLB dot com and I wasn't mb dot com
was missing. I was not going to even tweet them
out or anything. My even Sheldon, my husband, was like, yeah,
give them the benefit the dat's MLB. You order from
them all the time. But then you realize, said, if
you go on Twitter right now and put and search
at MLB dot com or at MLB shops whatever their
(11:10):
Twitter is, and be other people have had the problem
because obviously the whole shipment is wrong. Yea. The people
working in the sweatshops probably like yep, I mean, who's yeah,
And it's not like Bellinger has two l's or whatever, right,
so you would think that, Okay, if they forgot one
(11:31):
L like you forgot the damg his name, that bell crazy?
They got twice, Yeah you. I would have been screaming, yell,
I know, and I said that, I said, I said,
what do I do? And then I already packed it up.
I'm like, shit, he should have Brody do this. He
would have gotten me, I would I would say, I
would say, I've gotten about six hundred dollars in credits
just this week, just this week you did on what
(11:54):
What did you do? I got four hundred and sixty
dollars from Direct TV. This is actually paying him to
go to the wedding. Yeah. Yeah, in case anything goes wrong,
I'll come up. The pigs in the blankets were called
I'm gonna go ahead and doubt we are having pigs
in a blanket. We are because I asked, you can't
have a wedding without pigs in a blanket? Are having?
(12:15):
That's the thing that the number one thing asked for
by men. Well, yeah, Elvis and Alex do have you
know the the They have that, but they also have
the you know, pigs in the blanket like they'll be
caviare on the pigs in the blanket, but they'll still
be there like a Bernet's sauce. I don't I don't
like that that fu fu stuff. I'd rather just have
(12:37):
the pigs in the blanket. Cavias sounds fancy. What it is.
It's the eggs. It's fish eggs, fish eggs, and you're
taking the fish eggs from the fish. They don't even
have a chance to hatch like we do with the chicken. Yes,
sometimes so guilty about that. Sometimes when I'm eating a
fridagg I think you could have been a chicken. If
(12:57):
Nemo didn't find his parents, they would have been they
would have been. Uh, that is not the type of
you know, you don't know that. It's sturgeon. I don't
know who decided surgeon was going to be there. Let's
take that fish's eggs. Somebody had to eat like every
fish's eggs before they're like, this is like lobster. Lobster
(13:17):
used to be what they fed the four poor people.
It was the it was like the bottom level of
the water bug of the ocean. Now it's like so expensive.
My problem with lobster right now is the fact that
Gandhi's boyfriend when we went to go um Too Maine,
took a lobster and then started chasing my son, my
four year old son around at the lobster. The lobster. Yes,
(13:39):
uh so my son now sees a lobster and he
doesn't know if it's alive or not. I wants to
know if he's going to be attacked by it. Thanks
to thanks to Brandon. Thanks Brandon. Do you remember what
happened with my son with the lobsters? He when he
was little, Spencer, we would go to shop right and
we would visit the lobsters in the tank, and when
there was less lobsters, he'd get a look excited because
(14:00):
he thought someone adopted that they got out. So we
wound up going to a party at one of our
friends houses um and they served lobster and they had
them on the plates and they were dead. And so
Spencer turns to me and he's like, Mom, they don't
get adopted, do they? And I had to tell him no,
and it was just did he said this thing? Is
he's eighteen? No, shut up? He was little. He was
(14:21):
like he was a little kid. I felt so bad.
Like Santa brings them to the North Pole, where no
stop it mending lobsters up in the I feel like
you're talking about lobsters and Caviart reminds me of great
T shirt for three who was not talking to us
any morning. I got a I got a pocket string.
I got such a deal on a pocket score you did, yeah,
(14:44):
four dollars. How did you do that? I went into
men's warehouse. They had a discount rack, and the pockets
grows the exact color and scary. Listen, he pushed, fact,
that's not my fault. Fifteen minute Morning Show
Up there you go, what would you talk about on
your on your podcast represents show? Now you can talk
so yes, so we can get an update from Estre.
(00:20):
So actually have the people are on an airplane on
the WIT Santa Fe right now. So doing the podcast
is Brody and Garrett and myself. Yes, it is wedding week.
Elvis and Alex are getting married this weekend and we're
all going out to celebrate, and of course two shows.
So let me tell we got we got weird text
messages today say people are texting and going, hey, is
Scotty be gone? Hey's Garrett going like yes, of course
(00:45):
it seems like a weird you know, well, it's one
of those things like where we've done broadcast before where
some people stay behind and you know, the ship has
to get run somehow. Yeah, and we're not figuring out who.
We don't care. You have no idea. We don't care.
Wedding them wanting is Saturday, So yeah, we don't care
what happens on Saturday. By the way, Greg Tea, why
do you coming to the podcast with us? It's very busy,
(01:06):
can't hear you? Very busy? Fantasy football waiver claims, let's
give an update on Greg T. So yesterday on the podcast,
if you didn't hear the Big Show today but you
heard the podcast yesterday, Greg T was a bit in
a moan and how he went into Name and Marcus
to get a shirt for Alvis's wedding and the price
tad was almost three bucks, and he was like, oh
my gosh, I can't spend that money on a shirt
(01:28):
that way, And then he says he wound up going
someplace out and getting a shirt for like nineteen dollars
or whatever. So today this morning he comes to me
and he says, hey, could you do me a favor?
Could you go to Garden State Plaza, which is the
mall by my house in Bergen County, New Jersey. And
I said, yeah, what do you need? And he goes,
I need you to pick something up for me. So
first they said it was pants, and I go, well,
(01:49):
we asked all the questions, so like when you pick
up pants, you want to make sure that they were
a tailor correctly and that they're not there too loose
or not too tight. Uh, And and Greg T said no, no,
I tried them already. No, which line number one right there?
So I found out that the three hundred dollar shirt.
He did buy it, and it's at Namon Marcus and
(02:10):
it needed alterations. It actually needed he bought a shirt
that needed alterations. In all fairness, he does have he
has short arms. But there was thirteen dollars these alterations,
so and over was two dollars. So he gives me.
By the way, he texts me a blackened out receipt
(02:32):
for this and says, go pick the shirt up for
me today. A black He came in with a finger
over his mouth like, don't mention walking, I'm blackened over.
Scene he says, jus, I said teeth. They're gonna think
I stole this for Steve. It's black and Daddy goes.
All you have to do is say my last name
and they'll give you the shirt. Have a problem. Then
you called me I had a filled paperwork, so they
(02:53):
have it. And by the way, you lied to us
yesterday on the podcast saying that you spent nine or
whatever you spent, you spent the slaves to nine, and
then it's its thirteen dollars because your arms are so short,
they had to alter it. No, I went to Macy's
and now you didn't the seat says Neiman Marcus paramis
(03:14):
that's not mine. That's not mine. Then then I guess
you don't need me to pick up a shirt, and
you got to go pick something up, but that's not
for me. I have a question. You came in here
yesterday and you played it like who would shop there?
So did you buy the shirt? And then think I'm
going to be relatable to the common man because there
are people who think who would buy the shirt. I'll
pretend to be that guy. You brought the shirt. By
(03:36):
the time you were here yesterday for the podcast, you
had already bought the shirt. I didn't buy the shirt.
It's not my shirt. So Danielle is shoplifting the shirt.
It's right here. He brought it with a coupon from retail.
Not because he doesn't want people to think he's not
the common man. I'll be honest with you. So after
(03:56):
we learned about this earlier this morning, he came to
me and he got really angry. So what he was
doing right there was what he wanted to do on
the air this morning and just throw the bit saying
and deny it. So by him, I understand that, But
the problem is that's what he was trying to do
right there. So here's the deal. Looks Yes, it's expensive
(04:17):
to buy a shirt for every day. Who don't you
have those one events in life where every once in
a while you do splurge. It. It's not much, but
it's not it's not a common thing. Yeah, Elvis is wedding.
Elvis can afford a shirt like the people some people
might like. I spent a little bit more on a
dress than I would normally because it's Elvis's wedding. I
would not normally have spent right. So, Daniel, if you're
(04:38):
going to a wedding, let's just say in about three weeks,
you're not going to spend on a dress just because
it's a wedding. You're going to a very special wedding.
You're in the wedding. It's a it's a dear friend,
you're in the wedding. I get that, but but it's
not I understand his thought process, do I do? I
agree with it? No, but I understand his thought process.
(04:59):
You want to get some a little nicer, but you Yeah,
I was looking at you're looking at nice. No, I
needed purple that yesterday's conversation was I needed purple shoes.
I went to three malls. Nobody had purple shoes. And
by the way, purple is not maroon, purple is not burgundy.
Excuse me, do you have any purple shoes. I've got
(05:20):
these blue shoes that have like a violent tinto. I
need purple. Well, how about these burgundy shoes? I need purple,
don't I don't want. I don't understand. I need purple.
Couldn't find purple. So I just googled it and I ordered.
I ordered, Um. I couldn't decide, so I googled. By
the way, Amazon has the worst search engine imaginable. Anything
(05:41):
you search for an Amazon half the results are nothing
like what you search for. So I searched for purple
men's dress shoes. One of the first things that came
up was purple sneakers, which are not dress shoes. But
they were leather, unlike the ones I had originally. So
I'll show you the pictures. So I immediately sent them.
I showed my wife. Then I said, Amskery, get his
(06:02):
opinion UM on the sneakers, and then I sent him
a pair of uh dress purple shoes. Yeah, he said
he loved the sneakers, and then he saw the dress
us all like those of even more. My problem is
I probably never wear those dress purple shoes. I'll wear
the sneakers again. So I have to figure out the
balance now between like, let's say, wearing the sneakers there
(06:22):
are seven, but a seven i'll wear again, or do
I get the eight and a halfs you're not going
to grow into. Elvis said he's wearing sneakers to the wedding. Yeah,
but it's his wedding, and you know, you know the
sneakers he's gonna wear purple fancy sneakers. Is Are they fancy? No,
they're leather pumas. They're nice, but they're not like fancy fancy.
(06:44):
They're purple. Though it was supposed to wear loud colors.
No one's looking at my feet, looking at me. You
wouldn't wear purple shoes again with like a black suit
with maybe just to give it a little I would
wear a black suit if I was going to a a funeral.
And I'm not wearing purple shoes with a funeral. I
don't wear suits. I don't dress up, so I don't
wear fancy shoes. Ever. I wear sneakers. No, No, So
(07:06):
I'm having them. They're both being shipped to the hotel
and then I will model them for Gandhi. She said,
you wanted to see them with the suit to see
which is more palatable. And if not, where the sneakers Friday?
Then that's scary, says to me. Whichever one you, if
you wear the shoes, you just return them afterwards. No
you don't. You don't. First of all, you can't return
shoes because they scuff on the bottom. Dumbassi and also dishonest.
(07:29):
Why don't you keep both? And like they said, where
are the sneakers on Friday? And wear the shoes on Saturday? Well,
because if I could wear the sneakers on Saturday, I
could return the shoes are the very expensive. So then
a big talker speaking of money. I you're gonna be
mad at me. Ahead remember the So you know my
(07:51):
my my son likes different baseball players. We are a
Yankee family, but he likes Cody Bellinger's. So we got
a Cody Bellinger. No, we got a Cody, but yeah,
we got a code Cody Bellinger. So we returned it.
And I know you said you should have you should
have been upset. You should have got another one in
(08:12):
the mail same thing. I forgot the g and it's
no because that came while I was sending the other
one back MLB dot com. So their plot wasn't gonna
shot shout him out, but that's who it is. So
I called and I said, listen, this is the second time,
this is his birthday. I don't know. He She goes, well,
(08:36):
we're gonna take that down off the website for now
until they fix it. So the whole box back. Yeah,
so that's what they think. So I'm gonna send this.
I had to send the shirt back, which I did today,
and they're going to refund me the money. And I said,
so what am I left to do about my son's present?
She said, you can. You can wait until we reposted
on the sage or you can order it some place
(08:56):
out And I knew about that. Everyone listening to this podcast,
listen to the Brooklyn Boys. No even it's not even
you need free dessert, you go to the Dodgers. That's
where you go. Then you should, first of all, tweeted him,
let him know that MLB is screwing up seat. He said,
your jersey. Second of all, you should have done that
on the air, and you go through fanatic. I have,
I have this the picture, okay, so I can tweet
(09:19):
it at you should have at least gotten a fifty
on the gift card because it's two weeks now since
his birthday and they've messed up more than two. Whatever
it is, the kid was that was always looking forward to,
was going to school. Kids made fun of hand they did.
One kid punched him. But yeah, that's what you're doing.
Are you telling her this? This? This takes away the story.
She can't use that story? Tweet at Cody Bellinger. No,
I know, I'm saying he got punched. He got punched
(09:41):
one his way to punched Daniel's son. I well, you
know in the fake fan. Wait. And my favorite thing
is the first time I called about this, they said
to me because I said, oh, he was wearing it,
and someone noticed that g was missing and pointed it
out to well he Oh, ma'am, he already wore it.
So yea, I said, I said he wore because he
(10:03):
didn't take it out of the package and like look
at it and make she was a big fan. But
he was so excited he put it on. I get
it also, I got I got it. Let's be honest,
here you got the knockoff replica jersey, which it wasn't.
What was the hundred dollars? Okay, the real jerseys to fifty? Okay,
I'm not spending two Okay now, shit, hold on tweeting
(10:27):
out Cody, hold on, Danielle. We have friends over at
Fanatics that that we could we could call over and
tell your problem. And because I need the Mets blue jersey.
What you can't write on her coattails? On my coattails,
you dropped the ball your tuble mom, you beat up
her son. He got him a bootleg shirt from Canal
(10:47):
Street MLB dot com and I wasn't mb dot com
was missing. I was not going to even tweet them
out or anything. My even Sheldon, my husband, was like, yeah,
give them the benefit the dat's MLB. You order from
them all the time. But then you realize, said, if
you go on Twitter right now and put and search
at MLB dot com or at MLB shops whatever their
(11:10):
Twitter is, and be other people have had the problem
because obviously the whole shipment is wrong. Yea. The people
working in the sweatshops probably like yep, I mean, who's yeah,
And it's not like Bellinger has two l's or whatever, right,
so you would think that, Okay, if they forgot one
(11:31):
L like you forgot the damg his name, that bell crazy?
They got twice, Yeah you. I would have been screaming, yell,
I know, and I said that, I said, I said,
what do I do? And then I already packed it up.
I'm like, shit, he should have Brody do this. He
would have gotten me, I would I would say, I
would say, I've gotten about six hundred dollars in credits
just this week, just this week you did on what
(11:54):
What did you do? I got four hundred and sixty
dollars from Direct TV. This is actually paying him to
go to the wedding. Yeah. Yeah, in case anything goes wrong,
I'll come up. The pigs in the blankets were called
I'm gonna go ahead and doubt we are having pigs
in a blanket. We are because I asked, you can't
have a wedding without pigs in a blanket? Are having?
(12:15):
That's the thing that the number one thing asked for
by men. Well, yeah, Elvis and Alex do have you
know the the They have that, but they also have
the you know, pigs in the blanket like they'll be
caviare on the pigs in the blanket, but they'll still
be there like a Bernet's sauce. I don't I don't
like that that fu fu stuff. I'd rather just have
(12:37):
the pigs in the blanket. Cavias sounds fancy. What it is.
It's the eggs. It's fish eggs, fish eggs, and you're
taking the fish eggs from the fish. They don't even
have a chance to hatch like we do with the chicken. Yes,
sometimes so guilty about that. Sometimes when I'm eating a
fridagg I think you could have been a chicken. If
(12:57):
Nemo didn't find his parents, they would have been they
would have been. Uh, that is not the type of
you know, you don't know that. It's sturgeon. I don't
know who decided surgeon was going to be there. Let's
take that fish's eggs. Somebody had to eat like every
fish's eggs before they're like, this is like lobster. Lobster
(13:17):
used to be what they fed the four poor people.
It was the it was like the bottom level of
the water bug of the ocean. Now it's like so expensive.
My problem with lobster right now is the fact that
Gandhi's boyfriend when we went to go um Too Maine,
took a lobster and then started chasing my son, my
four year old son around at the lobster. The lobster. Yes,
(13:39):
uh so my son now sees a lobster and he
doesn't know if it's alive or not. I wants to
know if he's going to be attacked by it. Thanks
to thanks to Brandon. Thanks Brandon. Do you remember what
happened with my son with the lobsters? He when he
was little, Spencer, we would go to shop right and
we would visit the lobsters in the tank, and when
there was less lobsters, he'd get a look excited because
(14:00):
he thought someone adopted that they got out. So we
wound up going to a party at one of our
friends houses um and they served lobster and they had
them on the plates and they were dead. And so
Spencer turns to me and he's like, Mom, they don't
get adopted, do they? And I had to tell him no,
and it was just did he said this thing? Is
he's eighteen? No, shut up? He was little. He was
(14:21):
like he was a little kid. I felt so bad.
Like Santa brings them to the North Pole, where no
stop it mending lobsters up in the I feel like
you're talking about lobsters and Caviart reminds me of great
T shirt for three who was not talking to us
any morning. I got a I got a pocket string.
I got such a deal on a pocket score you did, yeah,
(14:44):
four dollars. How did you do that? I went into
men's warehouse. They had a discount rack, and the pockets
grows the exact color and scary. Listen, he pushed, fact,
that's not my fault. Fifteen minute Morning Show
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