September 5, 2019 • 14 mins
Skeery, Ghandi,Nate and Garrett shame Brody for having an android. Plus we say FAREWELL to our friend Jake!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone presents shell? Okay, everybody pull up your phone? Got it? Yeah?
What's your most broady? This doesn't apply to you. We're
already android. What's your most frequently used emoji? Mine is
(00:31):
the winky face, the winky face mine. So the most
frequently used would be the top left corner. Correct, So
that would be the laughy face with the with the
guy holding what do you call it with the guy
holding his uh oh yeah, that's the l O L.
I think, what does that call? I have emojis? I
(00:56):
have my most us. You just don't count Apple. Apple
Emoji keyboard is the standard of emojis. Sorry, and androids
the standard of good phones. Sorry, we're talking emoji. Let's
stick to the top. I have a smiley face emoji.
My most used is the black moon face. Why do
you use the black moon because it has so many
meanings If you look at it, it's like a little
(01:17):
side I it can really uses it as the way
we use the the emoji faces like the wink and
the smile, Like she just used the moon face for everything,
very all encompassing. The way I use the pasty smiley
face that's the way. She doesn't think. It sort of
looks like me a little bit. Emoji combos. My favorite
emoji combo is the is the black check mark with
(01:40):
the one hundred with the two red underlines keep keeping
one hundred, but I like to check check keeping it
one hundred. Nope. I would use the two hands with
a face between it, like rolling its eyes like please.
The problem is it's two left hands. No, there's a
right hand in the left hand. Don't worry. I'll send
(02:01):
it to you. By the way, I'm scrolling through my
text with you, Ganda, you used the moon face like
five pounds you know what? All the time she used
that as the letter oh. Sometimes. One of my favorites
is the face pomp just like the yeah, like the
face palm to the hand over the face guy, I
love him. See you can put the two hands together scare,
and I can roll my eyes at you like but
(02:23):
wait a second, the hands are brown and the face
is yellow brown faces because android has brown face. Emo,
We're not Garrett. What about you and Jake? What are
your most using emoji? Well, the the wink like Nate,
and then I have the thumbs up, the shocked face
(02:45):
the don't know with the two hands and then the
crying emoji. Do you know what? My favorite emoji is
the smirky face. But the thing with that is it's
like the black moon and has so many uses. So
I used to text my mom the smirky face all
the time, and then I learned that it was a
flirty emoji, and then I was like, wow, this is
super I also like the two hands in the air
one with the with the lines like yes, like, oh yeah,
(03:09):
I used that a lot. I like the shrug one.
You guys used the shrug yeah, which is the least
used emoji? Yes, I was looking at the other day.
Who uses like the sunflower? Who? Also, there's a breastfeeding
emoji now, but I can't get a ninja. Yeah, I'm
super upset. I have to be honest, I see a
woman using the breastfeeding emoji. I look, there's also a
(03:33):
flag for like every state city. You got to think
the last flag is the least used because it's the
last page on all of the emojis. I'm not even
gonna guess what flag it is because I'll series of emojis. Well,
there's a series of emojis in the middle that are
all like the office ones, and I don't use any
(03:54):
of those in the middle, like I used the mailbox sometimes.
But then there's the spreadsheet one with the chart going
up the charting. Who uses that crap? Ever? Know, you
never know when you might need it. You remember, like
when they first had these, you know, they first had
the emoji keyboard, it was pretty limited and you really
had to get creative to do things. Oh yeah, and
now they have something. Would you just send me the
(04:16):
breast I never know what she was. I didn't know
she was breastfeeds. She was holding a baby. She sent
you to moon emojis, that's not I like that. I
also like to use the combination of the egg plant
and like a scirt of water. Everybody does that. Everybody does,
but you always send it too soon. You can also,
(04:38):
if you you can also stack the emojis to do
some dirty st Yeah, I'm gonna send you. What about
with the water? You can do tongue. You could do
the tongue with the water. You can do all kinds
of stuff. Hold on the three water you're drinking? Can
can't you just go on porn hub? You have to
put emoji porn they have a sixty nine emoji. Yeah,
(05:01):
isn't it. Oh yeah, that's right because it's in the
zodiac sign. Yeah, I sent you. That's pretty clever. How
do you do that because you have the space right
space space? Oh my god, you put the egg plant
next to the tongue and then on a pair of
eighball Yeah, it looks like it's super happy to go
(05:26):
three hours talking about our favorite emunchies. This is so sad, Jake,
are you told you this for your least? They have
an advocates who is using an advocates. All the Chinese
people across from my old apartment they used the advocates
used to Can you teach me? Remember this is worldwide?
I will say, I think there's a lot of cultural
things in here that you could learn. There should be
a whole college course. I bet you there is a
(05:47):
tutorial if you're looking at. My third grade teacher told
me that we were learning cursive because it was all
that I was going to write in as an adult.
How many times I've written in crisis? None times, none
times times? Jake, right in cursive right now? I can't
even read cursive if someone right by. I've never heard
more quiet. Brodie still insulted his phone. He's trying to
(06:09):
figure out his emoji keyboard on the and Jake as
some of that had a stroke. You look like you
had a stroke. I'm sorry, you can't. I can't even
read Jake. It's so bad. Hi, mate thinks, Oh thanks,
that's a t Oh my god, is this Jake's last podcast?
(06:29):
I haven't. Oh my god. I wasn't even supposed to
be here. I'm just teaching Garrett things, baby, Jake. No,
it's good. Jake died a long time. Was meant to
be that you're here? How long were you here? Four
years plus two years of interning Jake? Yeah, he spent
six years with five out of the four out of
the five of you not me, But I really like you.
(06:51):
Isn't that weird. I've been with Gandhi for her entire time,
here the entire time. But if I've been here for
Brody for and Scary for his entire time, I would
have been like three years old. Yeah, I say, where
you're going? What you're doing? Yeah? Yeah, go ahead, wy
don't you tell about It's a new brand of wine
called Empathy Wines. I don't care. Gary Vaynerchuck is one
(07:13):
of the co founders of the wine and it's delicious
and I've tried all three, well two out of the
three of the wines so far. Apparently you're also drinking
the coool aid. Yeah, you can buy it at Empathy
wines dot com. Squishing those grapes. It's such a good
job what you're going to be making lots of content
(07:34):
for them, So you're gonna be the video guy. Yeah,
So basically I just drink wine all day and record it.
That's what you do here. Yeah, but nobody sees the
wine here. Can we ask him questions about his time here?
Shall we save it for tomorrow? You know, that's a
good question. Okay, what was your favorite memory from the
last four years? Uh, there's there's a list. I can't
(07:56):
pick one, but in the top of the list is
definitely Singapore with you and Scary. Oh my god, that
was awesome. That was one of the coolest experiences of
my entire life. One the rest of us talk about, well,
another trip. All the trips are the more memorable than
anything that's happen here. What about when we went to
(08:16):
I went to the Hamptons with Nate for a weekend.
That was amazing that so uh, the first night that
we were in the Hamptons, we had dinner. We all
had dinner at this restaurant. I don't even know where
we were, but I just remember laughing so hard that
I wanted to throw up. And it was like I
was going through a breakup and I was like, not
didn't want to go that weekend. I was like, I
don't want to spend this weekend with Nate. And then
(08:38):
it ended up being like the most fun weekend. You know,
you were there to remember. I'm glad we're really I
just in your memory. Saturday night, Yeah, that's Saturday night.
We take Jake out and we get him drunk and
we're trying to get him and it just felt I
(08:59):
ended up doing was a girl, wasn't it Nate who
said let's have a memory that all of us can participate.
Didn't know you went with Garrett to spring Garret that
a lot of chips? Can we can we talking about something?
(09:20):
You know a little a little little known fact. I
hired him five times. That was a good memory. Did
you maybe I completely changed your life because you made
me say something ready with surrounded by other people on
the show. But also I have no idea how I
got the internship in the first place, because getting through
Brodie's hurdles is one of the most difficult things in
(09:43):
the world, probably harder than taking the S A T S.
I didn't do well in the sets, but somehow I
ended up here. Did you compliment Bertie? Um? Well there
was one. What you just did was like when you go, oh,
did you get a haircut? And then you walk away,
Jesus say something, well when we you have nothing to say? Okay, everyone,
(10:06):
So another memory? Okay, how about that? A more recent
memory is one that I can't I can't really tell
the whole story why. But Brody and I in Puerto
Rico had a very good time. I know the story.
(10:26):
Can I tell the story? Okay, the story going on.
Brodie and I spent more time together in Puerto Rico
than I think we've spent together in the four years.
So Brody got you a job, he found you a
girlfriend and or someone you know, he could take responsibility
for my last like three girlfriends. Wow, and you still
have nothing nice to say about it. But I wouldn't
(10:47):
have anything nice to say about him at all. Yeah,
I got okay, what about what's the time that you
remember laughing really hard in the studio, Like one of
the times you've laughed the hardest when he hooked up
with a forty five year old woman studio? Why are
we bringing that up? I like, which anyway? Five year old?
(11:09):
She was like forty Oh I was here, wasn't I? Yes,
everybody watching the bony Oh that's right. I had to
save remember that because she wouldn't let go my face.
I had to go save her. You know, I just
realized something every single memory has to do with a
(11:31):
trip need anything that happened, it was It was so
funny about that moment. So you know how you are
at a bar, you get drunk and then you just
start making out with something I think obviously needed help.
But in the moment that I go to get him
and pull him away from this woman that was attached
to him, he's smiling and shaking his head now having
(11:51):
the time of his life. That it was very first
day Jake's first day here. He didn't you mean a woman?
Because we had an event in New York City and
that he hadn't even officially started yet, And he's like,
I'm Jake from the Oven during your T shirt? Can
(12:14):
I send my favorite memory with Jake? It was only
Garrett wasn't even there for but we were in Maine
and it was late at night and we were sitting
down talking about this super spicy beef jerky that my
boyfriend had and Jake was like, I got this, Let
me try it. He took a piece, ate it and puked.
It was almost hilarious, and I have the video. Show
everybody the video. You might as well. My favorite in
(12:35):
studio moment was Greg Tea pooping on the floor. Of
course I have never laughed. I was laughing, were so
disgusted right next to him, he was filming. I was
filming it, and then when I saw what happened, I
just ran out of here. That's wondering why we don't
have a better footage of that moment. Incident may or
may not have secured and I wasn't even here for it,
(12:55):
but a pretty clear video of that happening. If somebody
I can be bribed to, I have it. Jake actually
used it on his resume to get the new job.
Was in the highlight reel. Yeah, that was like my
starting topic. So why are you leaving your job well
one time and the poop on the floor. Let so
let's go around the room really quick. One nice thing
(13:17):
about Jake I've done. Actually, let's start with appreciative thanks.
Jake was one of the most welcoming people when I
first started, and he gives me the best hugs and
he gives really nice compliments, and I love him and
(13:38):
I know he'll always be honest with me. Thank you,
They're welcome. I'm gonna miss you, and I'm gonna miss
you two dude. I mean honestly, you you seriously are
You're super smart, You're you're You've grown in the video
department something that he was just pretty much thrown in
your lap, and you're like, I'm gonna take this to
the next level. And you always put a percent in
everything you do, including that the long video you did
with me a couple of weeks ago where I said time,
(14:00):
I just need a post and then you took out
the green screen room and he said, let's do this
and we did a two hour production. You just dropped
a sponsor's name at the jingle dot com. I'm not
gonna miss him. I'll say this, so it's it's funny
I started my career, and I know we dress alike
(14:21):
sometimes and other times I see you and me. You
know what I mean That fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone presents shell? Okay, everybody pull up your phone? Got it? Yeah?
What's your most broady? This doesn't apply to you. We're
already android. What's your most frequently used emoji? Mine is
(00:31):
the winky face, the winky face mine. So the most
frequently used would be the top left corner. Correct, So
that would be the laughy face with the with the
guy holding what do you call it with the guy
holding his uh oh yeah, that's the l O L.
I think, what does that call? I have emojis? I
(00:56):
have my most us. You just don't count Apple. Apple
Emoji keyboard is the standard of emojis. Sorry, and androids
the standard of good phones. Sorry, we're talking emoji. Let's
stick to the top. I have a smiley face emoji.
My most used is the black moon face. Why do
you use the black moon because it has so many
meanings If you look at it, it's like a little
(01:17):
side I it can really uses it as the way
we use the the emoji faces like the wink and
the smile, Like she just used the moon face for everything,
very all encompassing. The way I use the pasty smiley
face that's the way. She doesn't think. It sort of
looks like me a little bit. Emoji combos. My favorite
emoji combo is the is the black check mark with
(01:40):
the one hundred with the two red underlines keep keeping
one hundred, but I like to check check keeping it
one hundred. Nope. I would use the two hands with
a face between it, like rolling its eyes like please.
The problem is it's two left hands. No, there's a
right hand in the left hand. Don't worry. I'll send
(02:01):
it to you. By the way, I'm scrolling through my
text with you, Ganda, you used the moon face like
five pounds you know what? All the time she used
that as the letter oh. Sometimes. One of my favorites
is the face pomp just like the yeah, like the
face palm to the hand over the face guy, I
love him. See you can put the two hands together scare,
and I can roll my eyes at you like but
(02:23):
wait a second, the hands are brown and the face
is yellow brown faces because android has brown face. Emo,
We're not Garrett. What about you and Jake? What are
your most using emoji? Well, the the wink like Nate,
and then I have the thumbs up, the shocked face
(02:45):
the don't know with the two hands and then the
crying emoji. Do you know what? My favorite emoji is
the smirky face. But the thing with that is it's
like the black moon and has so many uses. So
I used to text my mom the smirky face all
the time, and then I learned that it was a
flirty emoji, and then I was like, wow, this is
super I also like the two hands in the air
one with the with the lines like yes, like, oh yeah,
(03:09):
I used that a lot. I like the shrug one.
You guys used the shrug yeah, which is the least
used emoji? Yes, I was looking at the other day.
Who uses like the sunflower? Who? Also, there's a breastfeeding
emoji now, but I can't get a ninja. Yeah, I'm
super upset. I have to be honest, I see a
woman using the breastfeeding emoji. I look, there's also a
(03:33):
flag for like every state city. You got to think
the last flag is the least used because it's the
last page on all of the emojis. I'm not even
gonna guess what flag it is because I'll series of emojis. Well,
there's a series of emojis in the middle that are
all like the office ones, and I don't use any
(03:54):
of those in the middle, like I used the mailbox sometimes.
But then there's the spreadsheet one with the chart going
up the charting. Who uses that crap? Ever? Know, you
never know when you might need it. You remember, like
when they first had these, you know, they first had
the emoji keyboard, it was pretty limited and you really
had to get creative to do things. Oh yeah, and
now they have something. Would you just send me the
(04:16):
breast I never know what she was. I didn't know
she was breastfeeds. She was holding a baby. She sent
you to moon emojis, that's not I like that. I
also like to use the combination of the egg plant
and like a scirt of water. Everybody does that. Everybody does,
but you always send it too soon. You can also,
(04:38):
if you you can also stack the emojis to do
some dirty st Yeah, I'm gonna send you. What about
with the water? You can do tongue. You could do
the tongue with the water. You can do all kinds
of stuff. Hold on the three water you're drinking? Can
can't you just go on porn hub? You have to
put emoji porn they have a sixty nine emoji. Yeah,
(05:01):
isn't it. Oh yeah, that's right because it's in the
zodiac sign. Yeah, I sent you. That's pretty clever. How
do you do that because you have the space right
space space? Oh my god, you put the egg plant
next to the tongue and then on a pair of
eighball Yeah, it looks like it's super happy to go
(05:26):
three hours talking about our favorite emunchies. This is so sad, Jake,
are you told you this for your least? They have
an advocates who is using an advocates. All the Chinese
people across from my old apartment they used the advocates
used to Can you teach me? Remember this is worldwide?
I will say, I think there's a lot of cultural
things in here that you could learn. There should be
a whole college course. I bet you there is a
(05:47):
tutorial if you're looking at. My third grade teacher told
me that we were learning cursive because it was all
that I was going to write in as an adult.
How many times I've written in crisis? None times, none
times times? Jake, right in cursive right now? I can't
even read cursive if someone right by. I've never heard
more quiet. Brodie still insulted his phone. He's trying to
(06:09):
figure out his emoji keyboard on the and Jake as
some of that had a stroke. You look like you
had a stroke. I'm sorry, you can't. I can't even
read Jake. It's so bad. Hi, mate thinks, Oh thanks,
that's a t Oh my god, is this Jake's last podcast?
(06:29):
I haven't. Oh my god. I wasn't even supposed to
be here. I'm just teaching Garrett things, baby, Jake. No,
it's good. Jake died a long time. Was meant to
be that you're here? How long were you here? Four
years plus two years of interning Jake? Yeah, he spent
six years with five out of the four out of
the five of you not me, But I really like you.
(06:51):
Isn't that weird. I've been with Gandhi for her entire time,
here the entire time. But if I've been here for
Brody for and Scary for his entire time, I would
have been like three years old. Yeah, I say, where
you're going? What you're doing? Yeah? Yeah, go ahead, wy
don't you tell about It's a new brand of wine
called Empathy Wines. I don't care. Gary Vaynerchuck is one
(07:13):
of the co founders of the wine and it's delicious
and I've tried all three, well two out of the
three of the wines so far. Apparently you're also drinking
the coool aid. Yeah, you can buy it at Empathy
wines dot com. Squishing those grapes. It's such a good
job what you're going to be making lots of content
(07:34):
for them, So you're gonna be the video guy. Yeah,
So basically I just drink wine all day and record it.
That's what you do here. Yeah, but nobody sees the
wine here. Can we ask him questions about his time here?
Shall we save it for tomorrow? You know, that's a
good question. Okay, what was your favorite memory from the
last four years? Uh, there's there's a list. I can't
(07:56):
pick one, but in the top of the list is
definitely Singapore with you and Scary. Oh my god, that
was awesome. That was one of the coolest experiences of
my entire life. One the rest of us talk about, well,
another trip. All the trips are the more memorable than
anything that's happen here. What about when we went to
(08:16):
I went to the Hamptons with Nate for a weekend.
That was amazing that so uh, the first night that
we were in the Hamptons, we had dinner. We all
had dinner at this restaurant. I don't even know where
we were, but I just remember laughing so hard that
I wanted to throw up. And it was like I
was going through a breakup and I was like, not
didn't want to go that weekend. I was like, I
don't want to spend this weekend with Nate. And then
(08:38):
it ended up being like the most fun weekend. You know,
you were there to remember. I'm glad we're really I
just in your memory. Saturday night, Yeah, that's Saturday night.
We take Jake out and we get him drunk and
we're trying to get him and it just felt I
(08:59):
ended up doing was a girl, wasn't it Nate who
said let's have a memory that all of us can participate.
Didn't know you went with Garrett to spring Garret that
a lot of chips? Can we can we talking about something?
(09:20):
You know a little a little little known fact. I
hired him five times. That was a good memory. Did
you maybe I completely changed your life because you made
me say something ready with surrounded by other people on
the show. But also I have no idea how I
got the internship in the first place, because getting through
Brodie's hurdles is one of the most difficult things in
(09:43):
the world, probably harder than taking the S A T S.
I didn't do well in the sets, but somehow I
ended up here. Did you compliment Bertie? Um? Well there
was one. What you just did was like when you go, oh,
did you get a haircut? And then you walk away,
Jesus say something, well when we you have nothing to say? Okay, everyone,
(10:06):
So another memory? Okay, how about that? A more recent
memory is one that I can't I can't really tell
the whole story why. But Brody and I in Puerto
Rico had a very good time. I know the story.
(10:26):
Can I tell the story? Okay, the story going on.
Brodie and I spent more time together in Puerto Rico
than I think we've spent together in the four years.
So Brody got you a job, he found you a
girlfriend and or someone you know, he could take responsibility
for my last like three girlfriends. Wow, and you still
have nothing nice to say about it. But I wouldn't
(10:47):
have anything nice to say about him at all. Yeah,
I got okay, what about what's the time that you
remember laughing really hard in the studio, Like one of
the times you've laughed the hardest when he hooked up
with a forty five year old woman studio? Why are
we bringing that up? I like, which anyway? Five year old?
(11:09):
She was like forty Oh I was here, wasn't I? Yes,
everybody watching the bony Oh that's right. I had to
save remember that because she wouldn't let go my face.
I had to go save her. You know, I just
realized something every single memory has to do with a
(11:31):
trip need anything that happened, it was It was so
funny about that moment. So you know how you are
at a bar, you get drunk and then you just
start making out with something I think obviously needed help.
But in the moment that I go to get him
and pull him away from this woman that was attached
to him, he's smiling and shaking his head now having
(11:51):
the time of his life. That it was very first
day Jake's first day here. He didn't you mean a woman?
Because we had an event in New York City and
that he hadn't even officially started yet, And he's like,
I'm Jake from the Oven during your T shirt? Can
(12:14):
I send my favorite memory with Jake? It was only
Garrett wasn't even there for but we were in Maine
and it was late at night and we were sitting
down talking about this super spicy beef jerky that my
boyfriend had and Jake was like, I got this, Let
me try it. He took a piece, ate it and puked.
It was almost hilarious, and I have the video. Show
everybody the video. You might as well. My favorite in
(12:35):
studio moment was Greg Tea pooping on the floor. Of
course I have never laughed. I was laughing, were so
disgusted right next to him, he was filming. I was
filming it, and then when I saw what happened, I
just ran out of here. That's wondering why we don't
have a better footage of that moment. Incident may or
may not have secured and I wasn't even here for it,
(12:55):
but a pretty clear video of that happening. If somebody
I can be bribed to, I have it. Jake actually
used it on his resume to get the new job.
Was in the highlight reel. Yeah, that was like my
starting topic. So why are you leaving your job well
one time and the poop on the floor. Let so
let's go around the room really quick. One nice thing
(13:17):
about Jake I've done. Actually, let's start with appreciative thanks.
Jake was one of the most welcoming people when I
first started, and he gives me the best hugs and
he gives really nice compliments, and I love him and
(13:38):
I know he'll always be honest with me. Thank you,
They're welcome. I'm gonna miss you, and I'm gonna miss
you two dude. I mean honestly, you you seriously are
You're super smart, You're you're You've grown in the video
department something that he was just pretty much thrown in
your lap, and you're like, I'm gonna take this to
the next level. And you always put a percent in
everything you do, including that the long video you did
with me a couple of weeks ago where I said time,
(14:00):
I just need a post and then you took out
the green screen room and he said, let's do this
and we did a two hour production. You just dropped
a sponsor's name at the jingle dot com. I'm not
gonna miss him. I'll say this, so it's it's funny
I started my career, and I know we dress alike
(14:21):
sometimes and other times I see you and me. You
know what I mean That fifteen minute morning show
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Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.