August 20, 2019 • 15 mins
We talked about the things that win us over, Greg T shares a story about being a smurf, and Nate and Greg T have potty problems!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
First fifteen minute morning show? All right, I feel like
we're we're in the plot a different room. Great team.
I got pizza top, like you know what's so bad?
(00:27):
Like like when you really gotta go pee? Like I
gotta go any little Yeah, like him? The fifteen minute
morning shows underwrite great tea question though, if you knew
you had to go to the bathroom, why would you
come in the studio first going to hold it as
a professional? I was gonna hold it's dripping. Yeah, no,
I'm holding the other end. Why are you guys exploding
(00:49):
right now? What happened? Man? I do I do have
a topic for you. I think you really like Can
I just point out Nate's asked explodes more than anybody
else on the show. You know what? You haven't been
eating my yogurt, that's what? Yeah, thank Yank, That is
exactly right. Yeah. I know I usually eat yogurt every morning,
but at the last few days I haven't had my
yogurt Activia. No, it's skier that Icelandic skier and it's
(01:13):
just sur he would steal that endorsement. I know you
eat it, but it's n I liked the way you
went right for the old lady yogurt that Jamie Lee,
that's the only yogurt I would I know it. I
know it makes your poop, it regulates regularly, regularly diarrhea. No,
I don't. I just think that she's pooping. I didn't
(01:34):
know about probiotics. I didn't know bacteria. There's bacteria and
your gut that you need regular important take a hand.
So over the next thirteen minutes, either Nate's gonna gon go,
let me give you a topic. This is really good
for real. Then I made I'll run into the bathroom.
So one of our interns, as as Brodie's interns that
(01:54):
he hires, when they leave, they always give us a
little card. Maybe some go as far as to bake
us a dish of brownies or cookies or what have you.
So one of our interns is done, and if today's
her last day. So she made chocolate chip cookies and
as I was walking by, didn't know she had them
because she she had hid them, or maybe she gave
to individuals at different times of the day. I don't know,
(02:15):
but anyway, she says, hey, t todays my last day,
and I just want to say thank you. It's really nice.
Here's a card, and here's cookies. And it hit me,
all of a sudden, I had this nostalgia come back.
And this is where my topic goes to. So when
I was when I was a when I was dating, right,
I dated this one girl and it was a brief
period time that even Danielle and Scary got a chance
(02:35):
to meet her because it was so early on in
our careers. Here her name is Ria, remembers so so
Ria like she absolutely stole my heart. And I remember
just looking just casual conversation. I said to her, and
I'm like, oh, you know how how somebody can really
(02:56):
win my heart over? You make me chocolate chip cookies.
I love those cookies. But I never even gave it
a thought because of the way. It wasn't a conversation
that she would ever go through with it. So all
of a sudden, there was a knock on my door
the Thursday evening. I'll never forget it, and all of
a sudden, I I go to the door and the
porch light is on and she's standing before me with
a little tray that she had saran wrapped in everything
(03:17):
and inside were these chocols of cookies, and I'm saying
to myself, oh my god, she totally has won me over,
Like I love this girl, right, I go completely in
love with her. Well, no, there is wait needless to say,
needless to say. It didn't work out. She now owns
she now owns retro fitness. She's a multimillionaire, doing very
well for herself. So the topic is, so the topic is, no,
(03:40):
let him keep on telling the story. A good storyteller
of the porch Light was on the topic. Listen, I
like to paint a picture. My topic, My topic is
what is it about someone that can win your heart over?
What is it that that you really love that only
when you all of a sudden something happy and you're like,
(04:00):
that's it that she broke up with me. I went
back for more. She's like, it's over, it's over, it's over.
But for real, what is it that someone can do
to win your heart over? There's got to be something.
We all have nice hearts in here. We're not coal
made of coal. I mean, what do we at? It's like,
what's what? What is that that can win you over?
(04:22):
What is the one thing someone can do? Yeah, the
two things Jim Cook is out of nowhere. That wins
me over. Got I really like when people make fun
of me. I don't know why. It is hilarious. So
a guy makes fun of you and you're like, that's it.
I'm in love with him, absolutely, come on, because I
make fun of people all day long, so I want
I want someone who gives it back a little bit
like that. So if you can see that playful compatibility
(04:43):
where they're making fun of you back and forth, you're like,
I'm totally I'm taking by all right ahead. And then
my other one is if you hand make me something
I like that, why you actually made something? You care
to paint me? A picture? I love's disgusted. So if
I made I like that, that I made you an
unattractive puppet of your art or kindergarten teacher. We're learning
(05:08):
a little bit about each other. This is terrific. Yet,
come on, I'll tell you a story. I had a
really weird thing happened. I was around thirty and I
was dating a nineteen year old, which is beside the point.
It wasn't gonna go anywhere, right, so the jail so
(05:31):
I toltally. It just wasn't gonna work out, and she
took it hard, right, So then two nights later she
did so. Then two nights later, knock at the door
and it's this girl and she's got a German chocolate
cake with written on the top of it age is
just a number. I'm like, I can never eat German
(05:51):
chocolate cake again because I have this girl coming here
crying at my door holding a cake that has words
on it. She didn't get that. I tried the cake.
It really wasn't that did she write on the cake
and crayon? No man gartener slack. So if if you
face forward to your your future wedding date whenever, that
(06:14):
maybe won't have German chocolate cake. Well that's what I'm saying.
So Heather goes, no, I really love German chocolate cake.
I need this as my wedding cake, Red velvet baby.
All he has to do is tell her that story.
She won't want to exactly. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, Brodie Garrett,
Come on, guys, what wins you over? Was it? It's
gonna be fun Fatty to tell me the story about Fatty.
(06:37):
Has anybody done something with you for fun? Fatty? Well, no,
I don't have a love story like you do over
Chocolate Ship Cookie. How do you know they won you over?
Because I like fun Fetty well, and I guess if
Ali's listening right now, she should do something with fun
Fatty and she's really locked it in for you. All right,
I'll tell you a story that's a reverse of what
we're talking about. It's a fail. So when I had
broken up with my now wife for a couple of
(06:58):
years and my mom set me up with this girl
that she at somewhere instance Girls perfect view. So we
talked on the phone for hours and hours, and she
says to me, I can tell if I'm if I'm
a good match with a guy if we like the
same flavor of Snapple. She's what, what's your favorite flavor?
I said, Diet pink lemonade. Oh my god, that's my
favorite flavor, Diet pink Snapple lemon lemonade. I said, oh,
(07:18):
that's wow, funny. Okay, Then we we like the same bands,
different things. So we agree to take her on a
first day to a Met game. She wanted to go
somewhere casual, public, whatever. So I show up to the
Mets game with two bottles of Diet pink lemonade in
my jacket sleeve and was sitting down watching the game.
And around the third or fourth inning, she says, I said,
do you want anything? You're hunger and I'm kind of thirsty.
(07:39):
I said, oh, funny, you should say that, and I
take out the two bottles of diet pink lemonade, figuring
story so sweet. Right, She goes, oh cool, I like
that too, that's great. No, she completely forgot that that's
her test whether she likes a guy. It meant nothing
to heart that I brought them what And I was
I was expecting like, oh my god, you brought diet
pink lemonade. Yeah, oh oh yeah, you like lemon to
(08:04):
you didn't say anything, to say anything for a second,
I was, I was taken aback and I went, what
the fuck? So I said, well, remember we talked on
the phone, all right, Yeah. I never saw her again
after that. All right, Danielle, come on, But the point
sometimes you were like the German chocolate tried. I shall
(08:26):
tell you what my husband did once. This is just
so cool. I did a couple of times. He used
to them made he used to he used to set
up our basement like a little beach trout. So, like
if we had Valentine's Day or my birthday, he would
cook because he's a really good cook. You wouldn't know
that about him. He doesn't unfortunately, cook as often as
he used to because he's so busy. But he would
(08:48):
go in the basement. He'd set it up like a
little bee stro He'd have like a little flower on
the thing, and he set it up in romantic music,
and he cooked me dinner. And once we had kids,
the kids would actually come down and like be the
waits that they wear mustaches. That would have been a
huge Danielle. He even did it before before they came,
and then after they came. So I loved him because
(09:09):
it was so it was just so romantic and different.
So God, he's looking at Danielle telling this story about
the bistro in the basement, and she's thinking, oh, that's
pretty cool. I like what a guy calls me a
bug bratsdal We have our thing. You want to you
want to rethinking, gun, I don't know. You stick to
your story, That's what I like. I like my current
boyfriend makes fun of how long my arms are all
(09:29):
the time, and it makes me laugh. I have really
long over here. Okay, look how yeah, like the Michael
Jordan poster, Nate is than me, all right, and then
watch watch this damn damn the short gun. Being short.
(09:51):
I love it because I was the shortest one on
the show until you showed up. But now I'm for real.
But how do you like it? I don't like being short? Well,
I it gets different for girls and guys. I love
being short because you can date anybody. My boyfriend's not
super tall. He's like you know. I was reading somewhere
yesterday and it said the worst thing you can do
is insult someone's height because they have no control, Like, hey,
(10:13):
you know what you should You know, if if you
call someone hey, they can always lose weight. You cannot
get tall, right, Yeah, but that's why I wouldn't get
offended if you, like you say, oh, brody, you're not tall, Like, well,
I won't even do about it. Like if you insult
me on something I should fix, I would get more offended.
But can we start? Where's the list in the world?
(10:33):
Is very tall and her go to insult when she's
mad at someone. She's like that short blah blah blah.
I'm like, hey, hey, you off the standing question, were
you ever taller? Like, if you have you gotten shorter.
(10:56):
I've heard that as you get older you will shrink.
I have not shrunk yet. They say you run marathon.
Did you shrink after the marathon? For real? I don't know.
Maybe I have a solid inch or two tall. I'm five.
I tell every five six on a good day, but
I really just five five, So today is not a
good day. Shrink in the winter when it's cold, that's horrible. No,
(11:20):
but you know that's weekend. It was funny because this
weekend I'm getting ripped on. Now I fall in love
on how much how it is? How much? How much
of the monthly dues in the lollipop kild Stop. Dude,
I went to dinner with a buddy of mine. This
is horrible. I went to dinner with a buddy one
over the weekend. N Oh, my god, for Halloween. We
were waiting. That's horrible. We were waiting for this story. God,
(11:47):
are you please just ted conversations at the restaurant. Oh,
it really was. It was so nice, dude. I was
this is going nowhere. Now listen, I'm in my mind.
I have thousands of things going on. Now do I
talk about being a smurf, don't I talk about go
to dinner with buddy of mind. All I was gonna
say was to add to how how short I am.
(12:07):
My good friend just like yours. Gandhi is no or
whoever it's he's taller than me. He is about six six, right,
and we have got dinner. So I was standing on
a curb and I was still like right at his
like his nose still not to eye, but clothes enough,
and I'm like, man, this is pretty cool beating up
this tall Like this is really what it's like. I
was interviewing him, and he goes, yeah, you get to
see Overbany's heads. It's neat, And I'm like, this is
(12:29):
pretty cool. So it was going nowhere, but you were
on a curb, right, Yeah, I'm standing on a curb.
It was flatfooted, right, But you weren't getting a different
view on the I was saying, Wow, this is what
it's really like. They dated underage girl. Can I ask
one thing? Going back to the original topic, Nate said,
(12:50):
what turned him off? But what turns you want? What's
your like soft spot? You know? I can't. I actually
like being insulted to. I like to know that I
can get it back in Heather do. What did Heather do?
The ship? Nothing was something that stole your heart. You're like, Oh,
I like, I like when I don't get attention. Really yeah,
played hard to get Every girl I've ever dated that
I've dated seriously has played hard to get dead. Oh
(13:16):
my god. Okay, So I'm pledging a fraternity right and
I'm and and it was hell weekend. So for Hell weekend,
They're like, what else can we possible due to these dudes,
because we're like a bunch of pieces of meat just
getting tortured. So they decided to whip out a gallon
of blue paint. So they painted my entire body from
head to toe blue, and then they colked my armpits
(13:37):
shut and then they did and then they dug taped
from me around. They dug tape me. I'm naked. They
painted my balls everything. They painted my balls. I have
blue balls and everything, and I'm wearing a white diaper.
So I'm a smurf now. And with with colking in
my pits, stay there for like an hour I don't know,
(13:57):
And then you get the clock off your pins to
rip them off, and then you scrub can you scrub
and do whatever you can and you're going to shower
and then you're still blue. That that was blue for
like two more days. No I look back now, No
kids study and do well in school and more in
the book, Please I can use that one on in
(14:18):
my fraternity and how I was hazed. More about great
tea stories in his book. What's the title when hits
the Shad? That's right, I got. I got punched in
the face, like every time. Never time I got punched,
I had to make a different noise. I was skin
punch so we could hear the noise. Yeah, I know,
I was in I had I was stuck in a corner.
And every time this kid shown punchman the face, I
(14:40):
had to make a different noise. And then this other guy,
Chris Punchman's face, I had to make a different noise
until eventually the president finally saw it. My eyes were
just you know, swollen shut. I couldn't even say. I
was just getting back about That's the fifteen minute Morning
(15:00):
Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
First fifteen minute morning show? All right, I feel like
we're we're in the plot a different room. Great team.
I got pizza top, like you know what's so bad?
(00:27):
Like like when you really gotta go pee? Like I
gotta go any little Yeah, like him? The fifteen minute
morning shows underwrite great tea question though, if you knew
you had to go to the bathroom, why would you
come in the studio first going to hold it as
a professional? I was gonna hold it's dripping. Yeah, no,
I'm holding the other end. Why are you guys exploding
(00:49):
right now? What happened? Man? I do I do have
a topic for you. I think you really like Can
I just point out Nate's asked explodes more than anybody
else on the show. You know what? You haven't been
eating my yogurt, that's what? Yeah, thank Yank, That is
exactly right. Yeah. I know I usually eat yogurt every morning,
but at the last few days I haven't had my
yogurt Activia. No, it's skier that Icelandic skier and it's
(01:13):
just sur he would steal that endorsement. I know you
eat it, but it's n I liked the way you
went right for the old lady yogurt that Jamie Lee,
that's the only yogurt I would I know it. I
know it makes your poop, it regulates regularly, regularly diarrhea. No,
I don't. I just think that she's pooping. I didn't
(01:34):
know about probiotics. I didn't know bacteria. There's bacteria and
your gut that you need regular important take a hand.
So over the next thirteen minutes, either Nate's gonna gon go,
let me give you a topic. This is really good
for real. Then I made I'll run into the bathroom.
So one of our interns, as as Brodie's interns that
(01:54):
he hires, when they leave, they always give us a
little card. Maybe some go as far as to bake
us a dish of brownies or cookies or what have you.
So one of our interns is done, and if today's
her last day. So she made chocolate chip cookies and
as I was walking by, didn't know she had them
because she she had hid them, or maybe she gave
to individuals at different times of the day. I don't know,
(02:15):
but anyway, she says, hey, t todays my last day,
and I just want to say thank you. It's really nice.
Here's a card, and here's cookies. And it hit me,
all of a sudden, I had this nostalgia come back.
And this is where my topic goes to. So when
I was when I was a when I was dating, right,
I dated this one girl and it was a brief
period time that even Danielle and Scary got a chance
(02:35):
to meet her because it was so early on in
our careers. Here her name is Ria, remembers so so
Ria like she absolutely stole my heart. And I remember
just looking just casual conversation. I said to her, and
I'm like, oh, you know how how somebody can really
(02:56):
win my heart over? You make me chocolate chip cookies.
I love those cookies. But I never even gave it
a thought because of the way. It wasn't a conversation
that she would ever go through with it. So all
of a sudden, there was a knock on my door
the Thursday evening. I'll never forget it, and all of
a sudden, I I go to the door and the
porch light is on and she's standing before me with
a little tray that she had saran wrapped in everything
(03:17):
and inside were these chocols of cookies, and I'm saying
to myself, oh my god, she totally has won me over,
Like I love this girl, right, I go completely in
love with her. Well, no, there is wait needless to say,
needless to say. It didn't work out. She now owns
she now owns retro fitness. She's a multimillionaire, doing very
well for herself. So the topic is, so the topic is, no,
(03:40):
let him keep on telling the story. A good storyteller
of the porch Light was on the topic. Listen, I
like to paint a picture. My topic, My topic is
what is it about someone that can win your heart over?
What is it that that you really love that only
when you all of a sudden something happy and you're like,
(04:00):
that's it that she broke up with me. I went
back for more. She's like, it's over, it's over, it's over.
But for real, what is it that someone can do
to win your heart over? There's got to be something.
We all have nice hearts in here. We're not coal
made of coal. I mean, what do we at? It's like,
what's what? What is that that can win you over?
(04:22):
What is the one thing someone can do? Yeah, the
two things Jim Cook is out of nowhere. That wins
me over. Got I really like when people make fun
of me. I don't know why. It is hilarious. So
a guy makes fun of you and you're like, that's it.
I'm in love with him, absolutely, come on, because I
make fun of people all day long, so I want
I want someone who gives it back a little bit
like that. So if you can see that playful compatibility
(04:43):
where they're making fun of you back and forth, you're like,
I'm totally I'm taking by all right ahead. And then
my other one is if you hand make me something
I like that, why you actually made something? You care
to paint me? A picture? I love's disgusted. So if
I made I like that, that I made you an
unattractive puppet of your art or kindergarten teacher. We're learning
(05:08):
a little bit about each other. This is terrific. Yet,
come on, I'll tell you a story. I had a
really weird thing happened. I was around thirty and I
was dating a nineteen year old, which is beside the point.
It wasn't gonna go anywhere, right, so the jail so
(05:31):
I toltally. It just wasn't gonna work out, and she
took it hard, right, So then two nights later she
did so. Then two nights later, knock at the door
and it's this girl and she's got a German chocolate
cake with written on the top of it age is
just a number. I'm like, I can never eat German
(05:51):
chocolate cake again because I have this girl coming here
crying at my door holding a cake that has words
on it. She didn't get that. I tried the cake.
It really wasn't that did she write on the cake
and crayon? No man gartener slack. So if if you
face forward to your your future wedding date whenever, that
(06:14):
maybe won't have German chocolate cake. Well that's what I'm saying.
So Heather goes, no, I really love German chocolate cake.
I need this as my wedding cake, Red velvet baby.
All he has to do is tell her that story.
She won't want to exactly. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, Brodie Garrett,
Come on, guys, what wins you over? Was it? It's
gonna be fun Fatty to tell me the story about Fatty.
(06:37):
Has anybody done something with you for fun? Fatty? Well, no,
I don't have a love story like you do over
Chocolate Ship Cookie. How do you know they won you over?
Because I like fun Fetty well, and I guess if
Ali's listening right now, she should do something with fun
Fatty and she's really locked it in for you. All right,
I'll tell you a story that's a reverse of what
we're talking about. It's a fail. So when I had
broken up with my now wife for a couple of
(06:58):
years and my mom set me up with this girl
that she at somewhere instance Girls perfect view. So we
talked on the phone for hours and hours, and she
says to me, I can tell if I'm if I'm
a good match with a guy if we like the
same flavor of Snapple. She's what, what's your favorite flavor?
I said, Diet pink lemonade. Oh my god, that's my
favorite flavor, Diet pink Snapple lemon lemonade. I said, oh,
(07:18):
that's wow, funny. Okay, Then we we like the same bands,
different things. So we agree to take her on a
first day to a Met game. She wanted to go
somewhere casual, public, whatever. So I show up to the
Mets game with two bottles of Diet pink lemonade in
my jacket sleeve and was sitting down watching the game.
And around the third or fourth inning, she says, I said,
do you want anything? You're hunger and I'm kind of thirsty.
(07:39):
I said, oh, funny, you should say that, and I
take out the two bottles of diet pink lemonade, figuring
story so sweet. Right, She goes, oh cool, I like
that too, that's great. No, she completely forgot that that's
her test whether she likes a guy. It meant nothing
to heart that I brought them what And I was
I was expecting like, oh my god, you brought diet
pink lemonade. Yeah, oh oh yeah, you like lemon to
(08:04):
you didn't say anything, to say anything for a second,
I was, I was taken aback and I went, what
the fuck? So I said, well, remember we talked on
the phone, all right, Yeah. I never saw her again
after that. All right, Danielle, come on, But the point
sometimes you were like the German chocolate tried. I shall
(08:26):
tell you what my husband did once. This is just
so cool. I did a couple of times. He used
to them made he used to he used to set
up our basement like a little beach trout. So, like
if we had Valentine's Day or my birthday, he would
cook because he's a really good cook. You wouldn't know
that about him. He doesn't unfortunately, cook as often as
he used to because he's so busy. But he would
(08:48):
go in the basement. He'd set it up like a
little bee stro He'd have like a little flower on
the thing, and he set it up in romantic music,
and he cooked me dinner. And once we had kids,
the kids would actually come down and like be the
waits that they wear mustaches. That would have been a
huge Danielle. He even did it before before they came,
and then after they came. So I loved him because
(09:09):
it was so it was just so romantic and different.
So God, he's looking at Danielle telling this story about
the bistro in the basement, and she's thinking, oh, that's
pretty cool. I like what a guy calls me a
bug bratsdal We have our thing. You want to you
want to rethinking, gun, I don't know. You stick to
your story, That's what I like. I like my current
boyfriend makes fun of how long my arms are all
(09:29):
the time, and it makes me laugh. I have really
long over here. Okay, look how yeah, like the Michael
Jordan poster, Nate is than me, all right, and then
watch watch this damn damn the short gun. Being short.
(09:51):
I love it because I was the shortest one on
the show until you showed up. But now I'm for real.
But how do you like it? I don't like being short? Well,
I it gets different for girls and guys. I love
being short because you can date anybody. My boyfriend's not
super tall. He's like you know. I was reading somewhere
yesterday and it said the worst thing you can do
is insult someone's height because they have no control, Like, hey,
(10:13):
you know what you should You know, if if you
call someone hey, they can always lose weight. You cannot
get tall, right, Yeah, but that's why I wouldn't get
offended if you, like you say, oh, brody, you're not tall, Like, well,
I won't even do about it. Like if you insult
me on something I should fix, I would get more offended.
But can we start? Where's the list in the world?
(10:33):
Is very tall and her go to insult when she's
mad at someone. She's like that short blah blah blah.
I'm like, hey, hey, you off the standing question, were
you ever taller? Like, if you have you gotten shorter.
(10:56):
I've heard that as you get older you will shrink.
I have not shrunk yet. They say you run marathon.
Did you shrink after the marathon? For real? I don't know.
Maybe I have a solid inch or two tall. I'm five.
I tell every five six on a good day, but
I really just five five, So today is not a
good day. Shrink in the winter when it's cold, that's horrible. No,
(11:20):
but you know that's weekend. It was funny because this
weekend I'm getting ripped on. Now I fall in love
on how much how it is? How much? How much
of the monthly dues in the lollipop kild Stop. Dude,
I went to dinner with a buddy of mine. This
is horrible. I went to dinner with a buddy one
over the weekend. N Oh, my god, for Halloween. We
were waiting. That's horrible. We were waiting for this story. God,
(11:47):
are you please just ted conversations at the restaurant. Oh,
it really was. It was so nice, dude. I was
this is going nowhere. Now listen, I'm in my mind.
I have thousands of things going on. Now do I
talk about being a smurf, don't I talk about go
to dinner with buddy of mind. All I was gonna
say was to add to how how short I am.
(12:07):
My good friend just like yours. Gandhi is no or
whoever it's he's taller than me. He is about six six, right,
and we have got dinner. So I was standing on
a curb and I was still like right at his
like his nose still not to eye, but clothes enough,
and I'm like, man, this is pretty cool beating up
this tall Like this is really what it's like. I
was interviewing him, and he goes, yeah, you get to
see Overbany's heads. It's neat, And I'm like, this is
(12:29):
pretty cool. So it was going nowhere, but you were
on a curb, right, Yeah, I'm standing on a curb.
It was flatfooted, right, But you weren't getting a different
view on the I was saying, Wow, this is what
it's really like. They dated underage girl. Can I ask
one thing? Going back to the original topic, Nate said,
(12:50):
what turned him off? But what turns you want? What's
your like soft spot? You know? I can't. I actually
like being insulted to. I like to know that I
can get it back in Heather do. What did Heather do?
The ship? Nothing was something that stole your heart. You're like, Oh,
I like, I like when I don't get attention. Really yeah,
played hard to get Every girl I've ever dated that
I've dated seriously has played hard to get dead. Oh
(13:16):
my god. Okay, So I'm pledging a fraternity right and
I'm and and it was hell weekend. So for Hell weekend,
They're like, what else can we possible due to these dudes,
because we're like a bunch of pieces of meat just
getting tortured. So they decided to whip out a gallon
of blue paint. So they painted my entire body from
head to toe blue, and then they colked my armpits
(13:37):
shut and then they did and then they dug taped
from me around. They dug tape me. I'm naked. They
painted my balls everything. They painted my balls. I have
blue balls and everything, and I'm wearing a white diaper.
So I'm a smurf now. And with with colking in
my pits, stay there for like an hour I don't know,
(13:57):
And then you get the clock off your pins to
rip them off, and then you scrub can you scrub
and do whatever you can and you're going to shower
and then you're still blue. That that was blue for
like two more days. No I look back now, No
kids study and do well in school and more in
the book, Please I can use that one on in
(14:18):
my fraternity and how I was hazed. More about great
tea stories in his book. What's the title when hits
the Shad? That's right, I got. I got punched in
the face, like every time. Never time I got punched,
I had to make a different noise. I was skin
punch so we could hear the noise. Yeah, I know,
I was in I had I was stuck in a corner.
And every time this kid shown punchman the face, I
(14:40):
had to make a different noise. And then this other guy,
Chris Punchman's face, I had to make a different noise
until eventually the president finally saw it. My eyes were
just you know, swollen shut. I couldn't even say. I
was just getting back about That's the fifteen minute Morning
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