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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm presents Minute Morning Show. Here we go. We got
lots of stuff to cover on the fifteen minute Morning Show.
And as I've said many times before, you hear stuff
on this show you're not gonna hear on the main
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radio show. I mean, we we get down and dirty
on this and sometimes we get two down in two dirty. Anyway,
Around the penis shaped table, we've got We've got Gandhi,
We've got uh Dave Brody, we've got great teeth, roundheaded
frat boy. Ye yep, there's Garrett, there's Scart and hello,
there's Danielle. Danielle in here, and there's straightened. I'm your
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right ball, Okay you are? I am? Anyway, So welcome
to the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Before we get started,
a little little house cleaning here, someone cleaned the house
and we're miss sing a chair and a microphone. Okay,
the microphone's missing and the chairs missing, and these chairs
are more expensive than the microphones. Where's the chair? When
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I didn't realize you want to go first, I'm sorry, no, no,
I noticed the chair was missing. Because when you're hosting
this scary needs to sit in a seat and I
need to sit in the seat, and there's only one chair.
So I said, oh, go in the other studio where
Scottie sits and get one of those chairs and must
be an extra one, but there isn't where is it? Okay?
So what happened was the radio station that we work at,
um they have let chairs and other pieces of different
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studios kind of go to crap a little bit, and
the chairs are like a junkyard now at this point
where like the backs are falling off, for the arms
are off or there ripped or whatever. So we literally
have a multimillion dollar facility that we work in, but
we have chairs that are equivalent to broke in from
falling upon in front of somebody's house for garbage. Right,
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So where's where's the chair? That was? So I couldn't
take it anymore? And I took it upon myself. And
I didn't realize, though Roody justin for me, how much
they were. I took a chair out of here because
I felt like we have so many, and I wheeled
it into the regular on air staff studio that this
radio facility uses. Why because I have to do here
in the tryst of the area. You know, I do
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the one hour pre morning show show. But you have
enough chairs and there's chairs. He could bring it back
if not doesn't because like I said, they're all broken.
Every chair is any broken. They have let the place
completely go. I'm gonna be honest. They can't do interviews
of a band because there's only one chair. I really
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like the way that we way I walked in. I
walked in one day. I wanted to write something on
a piece of paper. There was there was one pen
in the entire building. We really are very fortunate to
be a part of the Elvis during morning show because
what we have here is not with the rest of
the staff. Well, the other staff. The rest of staff
does have what we have because you gave them a chair.
Well now they have one chair, right, Okay, go you
should bring that chair back. I know, I know you should,
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but I'm not gonna have anything to sit on. I'm
gonna have the junkyard. Let me let me ask you
a question. Yes, how come all of our chairs, yes,
which we use more than the other chairs in the
other studios. Our chairs are fine, but the other chairs
are falling to hell because again, we all sit differently.
Down down at one hundred. They treat everything like a
bunch of hooligans. And we've actually been groomed like Seacrest
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throws chairs ocasionally, if I, if I may defend, these
studios that we're sitting in were from This studio was
built in two thousand fourteen. These chairs are only two
thousand fourteen. These two these studios are five years old.
And there's some other chairs. But we're doing one hundreds.
Chairs are for two thousand seven. But we don't destroy another. Yeah,
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but it's wearing tears. I see what you're saying. We're older.
Please don't use the word braw. And what you're saying
is our chairs in here a new where. That's why
they're still. That's it is. And I have told scary
countless times. And you can back me up on this one.
Working for you, Elvis, working for this morning, I teach
you how to sit lightly you have, believe it or not,
And I mean it's sincerely. You really have kind of
like taught us about radio, about the industry, and about
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what goes on to do with broken furniture. We now
know how to act as well. And every time you
got mad, Elvis would throw a chair. I like that,
and I like how I taught you how to act.
You shoo on the floor in here, but I did
a professional right being the newest member here. What is
your solution for this chair? To bacle, I think we
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need to put locks on the doors and only we
can access them. I also firmly believe in the nanny cam,
and no one backs Great Tea to the chance you
understand why I did for his five o'clock shower that
straight and night. You're the senior executive. I looked to
you for leadership. Can I give you some advice? Great Tea.
That's a standing board in there, and anybody in radio
that means you stand when you operated. I think you
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should stand and do your show. I had a program
director that said you should stand into all your breaks
because you have more energy than I'm too old to stand.
If I'm trying people that people say, if I'm supposed
to learn from stay and then the blanket on my
lap falls off. If the other DJs, if the other
DJs here want to use a gold mic, are you
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just gonna give him Elvis his gold mic? Don't deserve that,
no offense, It's to each his own. If someone at
Z one D needs new chairs. They need to order
new chairs and we should keep our chairs, and we
have told them and they won't do it. I'm asking
you nicely to go get it. I'll sacrifice mic chair.
I don't even like sitnying. No, I thought you were
standing up. Okay, chair things, thank you? Wait what about
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the microphone? Oh that's in That was in Miami, so
that's coming back. We left a microphone. James in Miami
needed a new Mica. All right, so the chair thing
is done. I didn't even notice we have no Elvis
Duran branding. Those were taken for our marriage. Okay, hey,
so let's do a follow up from our our party
on the terrorist yesterday the morning show brunch. We had
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a really I had a great time hanging parties. Well,
I feel awful because it was a thousand degrees outside
and I felt like your guys like, okay, we gotta
go and you have to sit there and put up
with that heat, which was just unbearable. You can't control that.
And I didn't think it was that. I mean I
sat outside for at least a half an hour having
a conversation with that, and I didn't think it was
that bad. But you know, one of Great Tea's rules
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was no office talk, right, there would be no talk
about the office. Here, Gregory, we're talking about one of
your rules at the party was no office talk, right,
no office chat. Well, I saw everyone while. I'd see
two people go off into the corner and have a discussion,
and I wouldn't interrupt because I don't want interrupt a discussion.
But I could tell it was office chatter. I could okay, Well,
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I don't know. I don't know if it was they
were talking about, you know, a report do or report? Yeah?
What do let's time we did report? I don't know.
Did you did anyone else noticed that it was a
little business he at times? Did anyone talk business? I
did not talk any business. I tried not to. I
don't really get your attention that often. Like so, I
wanted to kind of make sure we talked about other things.
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We didn't talk business. But I do want to have
a complaint. You weren't on the podcas yes yesterday, and
in preparation for coming to your house, Gregg T had
a great idea that we should not be in clicks
and make an effort to talk to people. We don't
normally hang out with it part. So gret T said,
you know what, I'd like to hang out with Brody,
have a real conversation at Elvis's house. Yeah, I said, oh,
that'd be great. So we were out on your terrace
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and Gregg T was sitting in the corner of your
blue couch and he had his glass on the other seat.
He was taking up two cushions. So I said, hey, Greg,
can you move your drink and taking up two seats.
I'd love to sit next to you. Oh, I'm sorry.
He had all defensive, picked up his drink. I sat
down next to him, and then he got up and left.
He broke his own role again. That is not okay.
What happened never came back, And Garrett, I'm really mad
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at you right now because you know what happened. You
sat right next to what. Okay. So I was sitting outside, true,
and I had my plate of food and my drink
and everything, and I was comfortable, and everybody else was
sitting there whatever, and then out of nowhere, like there's
no room to go anywhere, and Brodie goes, hey, t h,
I'm gonna'm gonna sit right next to you, and I'm
like this with a food of uh. Okay. So I
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was trying to be nice and I looked at Garrett
with these eyes, these passive agrits of eyes, like is
he serious? Like there's no room? But okay, so leave
it the broody to be like, no, no, no, no.
You were using the couch cushion as you're there to
place your to place your your drink. Well, I'm just
saying food. Food. It's not a table. Well, you didn't
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have very many tables. I mean, you know, you could
have done a little bit better hosting with some tables
and gave your tables to see what they needed tables,
Garrett did what happened? Who cares? Did you have a
good time? I had a great time. I started to wonder,
have you ever thrown a bad party? No? I don't
think you. I don't think you have. But but in
your eyes, do you think like that party? Wasn't it? No?
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I thought it was a good party. I just felt
badly because it was so hot, and I want you
guys to be comfortable. I thought the food was good,
I thought the drinks were great. Were great people, they're
helping us, you know, put the party on and so
so we so we could relax and not work, and
it was good. I actually really liked yesterday kind of
back to your thing about Clip that there was nobody
there who I felt uncomfortable talking to her being around.
It was just a really easy, like fun group people.
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You're right, yeah, it was good. We have a good
team industry. A question, how do you throw a party? Like?
What is? Give us your top three tips for throwing
a party? Because when we were there, everything was attended to.
You were so cordial, so gracious. Can I get you anything? Oh?
We got your ginger ail right over here. I mean,
what do you think when you're throwing a party? Because
I could never do that. Here's anybody had fun. You
have to set up a party where when the party start,
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you don't have to work. So luckily we had we
had our friends Marina and her staff, and we had
some people there who were bartending and who were you know,
picking up plates and serving, so Alex and I didn't
have to do anything. I mean we were we were
running around before the party, cleaning up our crap because
you should have seen the apartment. It looked like we
lived in it, and so we did our best to
move the piles, you know, to new piles and whatever. No,
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the best, the best thing you could do when you
host a party is to be able to be present
at your own party. So if you don't have people
helping you, then that means you pre make everything. You
make sure everything is on before everyone gets there so
you can enjoy each other's company. You do do it right.
I think Nate is absolutely correct. Like we really can
learn like you do things the right way, you know,
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I learned that from a garden. We're gonna have a party,
you see, remember we had a food ball table and
having a party. And you have to you have to
attend your own party, so make it. Make sure you
don't do anything that's too difficult. Make sure you have
things preed on, or even want to go buy a
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big long Hogi sandwich down to some deli, do that,
and so you know, they have to run, have to work.
What there was one problem with the party, I'm sure
there were many. No what else did I do? Know
nothing that Greggy did. You had an amazing spread of
food and the smoked salmon was fantastic. And at the
end of the party, you had a lot of part
a lot of food left over. You people left over
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shamed me, and I was embarrassed to take any food home.
No not, I felt bad, and that locks just sat
there he he asked, he did, but I was pre shamed.
So no, everybody, for years we've been we've always kid Brodie.
Wherever he goes, he takes home eight thousand pounds of leftovers.
We call the guy palm pockets. Palm pockets. So I
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deliberately didn't wear my cargo shorts, so I didn't have pockets.
I didn't bring any tupperware, and all that food just
sat there, and I broody. I gave you some cheesecake
and tump aware. I had tons of tupperware, and you
could have taken anything home. I wanted that Locks. I
still have it. It's good. It's good for a week,
so I'll bring it right in tomorrow. Now it's pity Lock. No,
everyone favorite, let's do complaints complains from the party. Scary
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doesn't have one because he wasn't there, Garrett, any complaints.
I mean, because I know that you don't eat gluten,
you don't eat sugar. No, I I figure it out.
I'm one of those people that it's like you really
don't have to cater to me like I just like
you figure it out. I weave in and out garrets
like the easiest guy to invite anywhere, he just figures
it out. I have a complaint even though it wasn't
you weren't there. Well, here's the thing. Should we have
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brought something? Because Daniel Daniel is convinced that we should
have brought guilty yesterday. I even texted Andrew afterwards. I go,
I feel crappy because I didn't bring something, because I
never go empty handed to a party. But then I
felt like, I know Elvis, he has everything. He's going
to tell us we don't need to bring anything. One
of anything in that apartment. It's going to cave into
the next floor. Totally truly do so much for each
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and every one of us. We want to do something.
By the way, your birthday present should be there Monday
from all of us. Look, I'm just I'm just glad
you're there. Well, we're carrying a lot of pressure on
her shoulders. We want to do all you can. I
side with Elvis. I hate when I have to bring
something to a party because I always tell crap that
they're like, oh, this is good and they don't really
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like it and nobody uses it. What if you took
let's say, a food dish to a party and it
doesn't match anything served, or they already have their own
version of the bottle of wine? Always take a bottle
of wine? Has brought that amazing cheecake? Because I was like,
why did we bring I'm the kind of guy who's
I typically if I can, I'm going to take something
to someone's house. But we had everything. We we have
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such abundance. It's like, we're fine, we don't, but I
appreciate it any more complaints. Yes, back in May when
you were planning this, I was in your office. Nate
was there, and you were there and you were going
over dates to have the party, and you landed on Monday,
August twelve, and I immediately jumped in and said, oh,
I'm not gonna be here there here that day. I'm
gonna be in Costa Rica and you're playing it that day. Anyway,
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we look at serration, you usually like, you know, one
on Tuesday, why couldn't have been today? Because it needed
to be a Monday because I wanted Alex to be there,
and Alex has to be going Monday. Well, he definitely
he's hosted. He was co hosting the party. The host
scary didn't answer his phone in Costa Rica because I
called him, so you can tell him how great the
party was. Remember that time he did that to me,
probably run a roof top party. Why don't you hear
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that I called him as the time how great the
party was. You do realize the man has a book,
he's getting married, and he still found a time to
throw a party for all of us. But yeah, it's true.
I should have considered Scar. I wish you would have
been there. It was to be there. If you would
want to make a change, what I would say, Okay,
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it doesn't brace. I think I'm speaking on everybody's behalf.
You know, when you walk up, when you walk up
the stairs to the outside, you know, like would you
put the burgle? You know, did you know that it
was gonna be metal like steel because it like brings
in so much heat. You know, maybe like a softer
coated burglar, like you know, I cannot disagree with that. Yeah,
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maybe like a little ceiling fan could have been good
in the in the ceiling fans. I don't think there aesthetically,
I don't like the look of ceiling the way they feel,
maybe just next time. In awning athetically of sweaty shirts,
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