August 8, 2019 • 15 mins
Someone on the show is going Skydiving and is scared.....to tell their MOTHER!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Style. Yeah, are we are we on? Yeah, let's talk
about you, Dan, What would you talk about on your
on your podcast firms show? Well, this is like the
(00:21):
equivalent of Kevin waking up in his house and his
whole family going away on vacation and realizing where the
rest of the family went from home alone. Sure you
wake up and everyone's snapchat from beautiful sunrise in Miami.
That's right, it's Garrett, Jake, Sam and Brodie. We are
the fifteen minute morning show for you today. The rest
(00:42):
of the show enjoying the Miami son and the Jonas
brothers and a few are the things as well. But
we are here for you guys, because that's what it counts.
That's who, that's who matters. We chose not to go.
We chose not to go. I did walk around and
checking made sure everybody wasn't in the office. Maybe it
was just a gag on us. Dalves his office not there,
Nate not there, Gandhi not there, Danielle, Nope, you're right, Jake, Yes, sorry,
(01:08):
I haven't raging headache, so I had to turn down
the lights. What do you have a headache? I don't
know you're gonna have a raging headache. When it hits
the cement, stop it. So Jake just told us that, uh,
it's cats out of the bag. So your mom is
going to eventually hear this, well, hopefully she'll hear it afterwards.
You're going zip skydiving sky diving line, it would be
at least there's a harness there. So so Jake decides,
(01:32):
I'm going to go skydiving out the blue. Is this
something that's been on your bucket list? Yeah, And I've
never actually planned it because I've been too afraid to
actually do it. And one of my best friends from
college was like, Hey, I'm going skydiving on Saturday. Do
you want to go? And I said yes, And I'm
not telling my mom until after I do it. Now,
just for the record, you're how old and you're scared
(01:56):
to tell your mom at twenty six years old you're
going skydive. Well, she's a Wish mother. Brodie knows what
that's like. I'm saying, I'm a Jewish mother pretty much. No,
you can't. You can't because they're gonna worry. Yeah, Like
I thought I used to be where if I flew anywhere,
like on a plane, my mother would be a nervous wreck,
and I have to call it when I landed because
(02:17):
she was a nervous wreck. So now I don't tell
her what I'm flying right. Are you doing this as
a favorite to her, Jake, or you're afraid to deal
with it? Oh, it's a favorite to her mom. But
only you know if you're lying, Sam, Sam, we know
he's lying. Let me explain something to you. Every time
that I go on a trip, even if it's with
(02:38):
you guys, I have to tell her, send her my
flight details, send her where I'm staying, especially if it's
with us. Even she it took her a long time
to stop asking me for the hotel room that I
was staying in. Yeah, I went through that phase. So
it's great. So you got four more year. If I
tell her that I'm going skydiving, she's gonna be freaking
out until I land on the ground, hopefully alive. Is
(03:00):
she going to be mad at you afterwards? What are
you looking at with the repercussion? Definitely? But you know
what they say, it's better to ask for forgiveness than
to deal with say that for everything. So Jewish mothers
don't ever forgive. So it's funny that Jake mentions not
telling his mom. Why hold on one second, Jake, No, stop,
(03:22):
say hello to your mom. You don't even have her
phone number. Say she's not there, Mama. Tough for you, there, No,
she's not there, my heart. Like again, you played it cool,
like you're doing to your like you want to do
to your mom. But you're scared that would have been
a really crappy thing to do the family. Let him
have his problems in his family's problem. He's problems here. See,
(03:46):
that's the thing he's he's avoiding it by saying that
I'm doing this for my mom. He doesn't want to
come face to face with his mom, or the fact
that he really doesn't want to do it. At the
end of the day, it might be true, but either
way it's his problem. You are also depriving your mother
of the greatest gift you can give a Jewish mother. See,
if you die and she didn't know about it, she's
gonna scream no idea and live a life of misery forever.
(04:10):
But if she knew and told you and you went anyway,
she gets to tell people I told him and didn't.
This is what This is what he gets listening to
his mother well before we started, and Jake told us
this this secret, he said, I'm going to tell her after.
Then we raised the question which he really didn't think about,
nor should he have to. What if the after didn't happen?
(04:33):
That's not gonna happen, guys. You know how Hello? The
stats are? How high the plane is? I fall from
the sky. You're not gonna die, do you? Drama? You
have more of a chance of dying on your way
home today than you do skydiving. It's so true. True.
There are fifteen million people in the New York area.
(04:54):
Have you ever been like, yes, many times, mostly running.
You're more likely to choke on a pepperoni pizza than
anything else. That's a year. Out of all the people
that go every weekend, there's twenty deaths that can be
avoided by not jumping out of a plane. Why don't
you do? Why don't you go? Why don't you do?
What did with zip lining? Would you do? Would you do?
(05:18):
Zip line? You go up in the plane, all the
gear on, take a few photos from the door, and
then you land, and then you land, you land in
the plane? Fake it? Yeah, the speaking of that last night,
have you ever heard of restoration hardware. So I hope
to be able to buy us. Screw that. What the
hell are you doing there? The magazine at my right
(05:41):
that that is first it's very expensive, yes, but that
name is misleading restoration hardware. It's old furniture. Like I'll
go get some second hand furniture, fancy as furniture. You
call it mansion furniture. They took fancy, fancy furniture that
was already expensive, restored it and made it more expensive.
It's after you shop there you have to restore your
(06:02):
credit because you're out of money. Couches like nine thousand
dollars you shop at restoration Hardware, hire me if you
if you work there, please reach out to us to couch.
All right, you were flipping through the catalog. In New
(06:22):
York No, no no, no. In New York City they have Restorate,
a huge five story restoration hardware, and on the fifth
floor is a rooftop restaurant which is unbelievable, and it's
not as expensive as the furniture. Why don't you jump
off that because there's concrete and no parachute. So last
night I went there for dinner and I was putting
on my instant story that I was apartment shopping because
(06:43):
I made it look like I was in an apartment
and people were responding to me like they actually thought
I was shopping for an apartment that looked like a
restoration hardware. But why would you do that? But like,
how much money do you think make? I work in radio?
How much money do you think that I possibly make?
That was them being kind of like silly because you
didn't lie about it. I saw the post head you
(07:03):
holding something in front of a really nice looking bedroom scene,
and you're like, by really, don't forget. The perception is
that people in radio or television make a lot of money.
So that's not true in radio, but the perception is
some yeah, for well for some yet for the people
in this room. If your name is not on the
wall and don't have a microphone, if this is your
microphone experience during the course of the day doing a podcast,
(07:25):
you don't make a lot of money a podcast that's
not sponsored, right, But people really think that I make
enough money that I could have form You're you're walking
around this lavish location saying apartment hunting. No one can
read your That's the problem with being sarcastic online. No
one can. Everyone takes you for what it is. That's
why you gotta put in quotes apartment hunting. It's no
(07:46):
one knows. You're really not that funny in real life. Yeah.
I know, it's gonna keep it going and make people
think I'm loaded. I know you're sarcastic, son of a bitch,
But on Instagram, I thought you were telling the truth.
You thought I was actually telling the truth. No way.
I thought maybe you found it. Know that I don't
make any money, I know that, But what I'm saying
is that I thought maybe you found a building that
had like a common area, and you, you know, you
(08:07):
were just going about it and checking it out. Maybe
you might liked it. So I thought you might have
found an apartment. I'm gonna judge Sharett on that one.
I thought you were pity posting. Pity posting is when
you tag something aspirational that you wish you could afford,
and then say, God, I wish I could afford this,
and then the company reaches out to you. It helps you.
Oh well today today I'm going to post my actual
(08:30):
apartment and then everyone's gonna laugh. YEA. Then everybody will
feel sad and start to go fund me pages for you,
and then you'll be able to go to restoration hardware
and buy stumping. My couch has a rip in it.
I'll just tell you that. Why does he have a
rip in it? Uh, it's just having sex with your
couch again. No, that was one time, Brodie, So the
one rip bigger and very My god, this has been
(08:53):
a pile on j podcast. It has been. He opened it.
I did open it. It's okay, It's not as bad
as usually. So so Jake going going skydiving? Sam, what
has been that one thing that you have been scared
to tell your mom? Here's the thing. I'm a chronic
truth teller, so I genuinely don't think I have that.
What about how do you approach moving in with your
(09:15):
boyfriend will with your mom? She knew I wanted to
do it before I even spoke to William about it,
so she was on board by the time it was
actually a thing, like I I preemptively let her now,
so it was hypothetical and it wasn't really a big deal.
Thus it wasn't a big deal when it was kind
of official. Well, it's also different because it's not like
anybody in your family doesn't like him. He's just like
(09:36):
the most likable person, very likable. Seriously, if things go awry,
we take him in the divorce. Yeah. No, one day
he's going to realize he could do better. Trance of
death is much lower than that's true. I mean he's
pretty strong though. So I mean, Garrett, do you have
that thing that you're afraid to tell either your parents
or your wife? Subject fast, shut your freaking face. Yeah,
(10:00):
that was a that was a very political pivot right there. Question.
It was probably when we when I moved in with
my then girlfriend Alley. It was it was that it
was that like, Okay, how do I talk to my
parents Like, Hey, I'm moving out of the house that
I grew up in and moving in with the girl
that I'm obviously not married to yet, and so it's
not they were cool with it. It was just that
(10:21):
getting over that hump. But it was just like, oh, whoa,
you told him that? Yes, I told him everything. We
hump on Tuesday nights. Um, No, that I think that
was the That was the one thing it was like
it was like skydiving pretty much like Jake, You're going
to be pist scared doing it until you get pushed
out of the airplane, probably by me, without your your parachute.
(10:45):
But yeah, but once you're doing it, there's no turning back.
So you're just like you're like, all right, what else
am I gonna do? So, Jake, um, what are you
more terrified of jumping out of a plane or telling
your mother jumping out committed relationship? If the parachute doesn't
(11:07):
open and you've got thirty seconds of life left, enjoy it?
How do you enjoy that? Find a way to text
your mom? Enjoy the view? You know, because like, wow, look,
it's because what choice do you have? You gonna be
like what are you gonna be upset about the fact
and ruin your last thirty seconds of life? So what
you're saying is, either way, it's going to be enjoyable.
What I'm saying is if you have thirty seconds left
(11:28):
and your parachute doesn't open, if you waste it right,
well you could have like, well, you know what, I've
lived a good life. The view is pretty nice from
up here. Oh look a fun. I have lived a
good life. I just don't want it to end. I
wouldn't fart because that would speed up the process, unless
you're on your your back and then you fart might
slow you down. Like in will Wonka. Has anybody in
(11:50):
here ever been skydiving? Nobody's done it? No, I want
to every year, but not yet. Wouldn't that have come
up already, Jake? Don't you think we would have mentioned
it by the rooms? But they died. We had them
book for the podcast today. But guess what happened? What
(12:10):
about you? Bertie? So we were talking about that one
thing that that you're scared of in general? What you know?
Why not or were that? Once you did it? It
wasn't so bad about your children you have older children.
It wasn't older but himself. I would say, if it's
going to be cold tomorrow and I don't dress warmly,
I'm afraid to tell my mother. Seriously, She'll go, it's
(12:31):
gonna be cold tomorrow, make sure you dress warmly. So
it's so simple, it will simple like dress warm? Does
that lead to like fifteen minutes of David dress exactly?
So I just go, Mom, wearing a tuptop tomorrow. That's
the joke. You're like, we were a tuptop tomorrow. Yeah, No,
I don't tell her when I'm traveling uh, flying, And
I don't tell her when I'm going to be out
(12:51):
very very late because I have to get very very early,
and then she'll say, you're not taking care of yourself.
You gotta get more sleep. So I don't tell her,
Like I just do what you'd call him that signe. Yeah,
I felt sleep early, like I will be like, oh,
I was at a concert till one in the morning.
I didn't because he still worries. But about what about
something that was bigger? Like that's more of an annoyance.
But was there anything growing up that you're actually afraid
(13:12):
to tell her, like when you realize you wanted to propose,
or when you were moving out or oh, when I
moved out, which I moved out at twenty five, which
is what you do in our neighborhood of Brooklyn, scary
moved out. Um, I was living in my because my
friend had a roommate in the roommate left the two
bedroom apartment, so I was sort of living there two
nights a week, and like slowly moving stuff there, you
(13:33):
did the transition, but like I bought a second alarm
clock so I could leave the alarm clock my parents house,
and so I was like oh, I'm sleeping over Rob's house. Okay,
let's about Rob's house. Okay. I had bought a mattress
at that point, so yeah, because I'm an only child
and it was not an easy thing for my at
this point. Still, my mom's like, are you sure you
(13:53):
still want to move out? Like I moved that a
while ago. You could come back any time you want.
I just want you to know that. No, I decided
I would be annoying and noxious and she doesn't want
me back in. So once you moved out, did you
call your mom like, hey, mom, now's a good time
to tell you I've I've moved out. Yeah. No, When
I officially moved out, I still for the first six months,
I would sleep in my old bed like one night
or two nights a week. It was. It was for me,
(14:16):
it was I couldn't take the guilt. So we got
we got about thirty seconds left, j J, where are
you going? Sky down? Let take me back this last
thirty seconds of life sting pretty quiet this coming Saturday,
two days from right to second am in the Pocono Mountain.
Are you gonna go pro it and live stream it?
And against the story. That's the other thing that cost
(14:37):
an actual hundred dollars for them to give you a
video of it, not if you sneak a go pro in. Yeah. Well, yeah,
I guess I can videographer of the morning shot, I know.
But they don't let you so that they can make
an actually buy yourself or you got another guy, Oh no, no,
my two friends. You have to yeah, lean back so
(14:57):
he hits the ground first. Well, I'm going to be
in the front, So that's gonna be a on the
fifteen minute morning show. That would have been great if
you had as a mom on the phone. God h
Style. Yeah, are we are we on? Yeah, let's talk
about you, Dan, What would you talk about on your
on your podcast firms show? Well, this is like the
(00:21):
equivalent of Kevin waking up in his house and his
whole family going away on vacation and realizing where the
rest of the family went from home alone. Sure you
wake up and everyone's snapchat from beautiful sunrise in Miami.
That's right, it's Garrett, Jake, Sam and Brodie. We are
the fifteen minute morning show for you today. The rest
(00:42):
of the show enjoying the Miami son and the Jonas
brothers and a few are the things as well. But
we are here for you guys, because that's what it counts.
That's who, that's who matters. We chose not to go.
We chose not to go. I did walk around and
checking made sure everybody wasn't in the office. Maybe it
was just a gag on us. Dalves his office not there,
Nate not there, Gandhi not there, Danielle, Nope, you're right, Jake, Yes, sorry,
(01:08):
I haven't raging headache, so I had to turn down
the lights. What do you have a headache? I don't
know you're gonna have a raging headache. When it hits
the cement, stop it. So Jake just told us that, uh,
it's cats out of the bag. So your mom is
going to eventually hear this, well, hopefully she'll hear it afterwards.
You're going zip skydiving sky diving line, it would be
at least there's a harness there. So so Jake decides,
(01:32):
I'm going to go skydiving out the blue. Is this
something that's been on your bucket list? Yeah, And I've
never actually planned it because I've been too afraid to
actually do it. And one of my best friends from
college was like, Hey, I'm going skydiving on Saturday. Do
you want to go? And I said yes, And I'm
not telling my mom until after I do it. Now,
just for the record, you're how old and you're scared
(01:56):
to tell your mom at twenty six years old you're
going skydive. Well, she's a Wish mother. Brodie knows what
that's like. I'm saying, I'm a Jewish mother pretty much. No,
you can't. You can't because they're gonna worry. Yeah, Like
I thought I used to be where if I flew anywhere,
like on a plane, my mother would be a nervous wreck,
and I have to call it when I landed because
(02:17):
she was a nervous wreck. So now I don't tell
her what I'm flying right. Are you doing this as
a favorite to her, Jake, or you're afraid to deal
with it? Oh, it's a favorite to her mom. But
only you know if you're lying, Sam, Sam, we know
he's lying. Let me explain something to you. Every time
that I go on a trip, even if it's with
(02:38):
you guys, I have to tell her, send her my
flight details, send her where I'm staying, especially if it's
with us. Even she it took her a long time
to stop asking me for the hotel room that I
was staying in. Yeah, I went through that phase. So
it's great. So you got four more year. If I
tell her that I'm going skydiving, she's gonna be freaking
out until I land on the ground, hopefully alive. Is
(03:00):
she going to be mad at you afterwards? What are
you looking at with the repercussion? Definitely? But you know
what they say, it's better to ask for forgiveness than
to deal with say that for everything. So Jewish mothers
don't ever forgive. So it's funny that Jake mentions not
telling his mom. Why hold on one second, Jake, No, stop,
(03:22):
say hello to your mom. You don't even have her
phone number. Say she's not there, Mama. Tough for you, there, No,
she's not there, my heart. Like again, you played it cool,
like you're doing to your like you want to do
to your mom. But you're scared that would have been
a really crappy thing to do the family. Let him
have his problems in his family's problem. He's problems here. See,
(03:46):
that's the thing he's he's avoiding it by saying that
I'm doing this for my mom. He doesn't want to
come face to face with his mom, or the fact
that he really doesn't want to do it. At the
end of the day, it might be true, but either
way it's his problem. You are also depriving your mother
of the greatest gift you can give a Jewish mother. See,
if you die and she didn't know about it, she's
gonna scream no idea and live a life of misery forever.
(04:10):
But if she knew and told you and you went anyway,
she gets to tell people I told him and didn't.
This is what This is what he gets listening to
his mother well before we started, and Jake told us
this this secret, he said, I'm going to tell her after.
Then we raised the question which he really didn't think about,
nor should he have to. What if the after didn't happen?
(04:33):
That's not gonna happen, guys. You know how Hello? The
stats are? How high the plane is? I fall from
the sky. You're not gonna die, do you? Drama? You
have more of a chance of dying on your way
home today than you do skydiving. It's so true. True.
There are fifteen million people in the New York area.
(04:54):
Have you ever been like, yes, many times, mostly running.
You're more likely to choke on a pepperoni pizza than
anything else. That's a year. Out of all the people
that go every weekend, there's twenty deaths that can be
avoided by not jumping out of a plane. Why don't
you do? Why don't you go? Why don't you do?
What did with zip lining? Would you do? Would you do?
(05:18):
Zip line? You go up in the plane, all the
gear on, take a few photos from the door, and
then you land, and then you land, you land in
the plane? Fake it? Yeah, the speaking of that last night,
have you ever heard of restoration hardware. So I hope
to be able to buy us. Screw that. What the
hell are you doing there? The magazine at my right
(05:41):
that that is first it's very expensive, yes, but that
name is misleading restoration hardware. It's old furniture. Like I'll
go get some second hand furniture, fancy as furniture. You
call it mansion furniture. They took fancy, fancy furniture that
was already expensive, restored it and made it more expensive.
It's after you shop there you have to restore your
(06:02):
credit because you're out of money. Couches like nine thousand
dollars you shop at restoration Hardware, hire me if you
if you work there, please reach out to us to couch.
All right, you were flipping through the catalog. In New
(06:22):
York No, no no, no. In New York City they have Restorate,
a huge five story restoration hardware, and on the fifth
floor is a rooftop restaurant which is unbelievable, and it's
not as expensive as the furniture. Why don't you jump
off that because there's concrete and no parachute. So last
night I went there for dinner and I was putting
on my instant story that I was apartment shopping because
(06:43):
I made it look like I was in an apartment
and people were responding to me like they actually thought
I was shopping for an apartment that looked like a
restoration hardware. But why would you do that? But like,
how much money do you think make? I work in radio?
How much money do you think that I possibly make?
That was them being kind of like silly because you
didn't lie about it. I saw the post head you
(07:03):
holding something in front of a really nice looking bedroom scene,
and you're like, by really, don't forget. The perception is
that people in radio or television make a lot of money.
So that's not true in radio, but the perception is
some yeah, for well for some yet for the people
in this room. If your name is not on the
wall and don't have a microphone, if this is your
microphone experience during the course of the day doing a podcast,
(07:25):
you don't make a lot of money a podcast that's
not sponsored, right, But people really think that I make
enough money that I could have form You're you're walking
around this lavish location saying apartment hunting. No one can
read your That's the problem with being sarcastic online. No
one can. Everyone takes you for what it is. That's
why you gotta put in quotes apartment hunting. It's no
(07:46):
one knows. You're really not that funny in real life. Yeah.
I know, it's gonna keep it going and make people
think I'm loaded. I know you're sarcastic, son of a bitch,
But on Instagram, I thought you were telling the truth.
You thought I was actually telling the truth. No way.
I thought maybe you found it. Know that I don't
make any money, I know that, But what I'm saying
is that I thought maybe you found a building that
had like a common area, and you, you know, you
(08:07):
were just going about it and checking it out. Maybe
you might liked it. So I thought you might have
found an apartment. I'm gonna judge Sharett on that one.
I thought you were pity posting. Pity posting is when
you tag something aspirational that you wish you could afford,
and then say, God, I wish I could afford this,
and then the company reaches out to you. It helps you.
Oh well today today I'm going to post my actual
(08:30):
apartment and then everyone's gonna laugh. YEA. Then everybody will
feel sad and start to go fund me pages for you,
and then you'll be able to go to restoration hardware
and buy stumping. My couch has a rip in it.
I'll just tell you that. Why does he have a
rip in it? Uh, it's just having sex with your
couch again. No, that was one time, Brodie, So the
one rip bigger and very My god, this has been
(08:53):
a pile on j podcast. It has been. He opened it.
I did open it. It's okay, It's not as bad
as usually. So so Jake going going skydiving? Sam, what
has been that one thing that you have been scared
to tell your mom? Here's the thing. I'm a chronic
truth teller, so I genuinely don't think I have that.
What about how do you approach moving in with your
(09:15):
boyfriend will with your mom? She knew I wanted to
do it before I even spoke to William about it,
so she was on board by the time it was
actually a thing, like I I preemptively let her now,
so it was hypothetical and it wasn't really a big deal.
Thus it wasn't a big deal when it was kind
of official. Well, it's also different because it's not like
anybody in your family doesn't like him. He's just like
(09:36):
the most likable person, very likable. Seriously, if things go awry,
we take him in the divorce. Yeah. No, one day
he's going to realize he could do better. Trance of
death is much lower than that's true. I mean he's
pretty strong though. So I mean, Garrett, do you have
that thing that you're afraid to tell either your parents
or your wife? Subject fast, shut your freaking face. Yeah,
(10:00):
that was a that was a very political pivot right there. Question.
It was probably when we when I moved in with
my then girlfriend Alley. It was it was that it
was that like, Okay, how do I talk to my
parents Like, Hey, I'm moving out of the house that
I grew up in and moving in with the girl
that I'm obviously not married to yet, and so it's
not they were cool with it. It was just that
(10:21):
getting over that hump. But it was just like, oh, whoa,
you told him that? Yes, I told him everything. We
hump on Tuesday nights. Um, No, that I think that
was the That was the one thing it was like
it was like skydiving pretty much like Jake, You're going
to be pist scared doing it until you get pushed
out of the airplane, probably by me, without your your parachute.
(10:45):
But yeah, but once you're doing it, there's no turning back.
So you're just like you're like, all right, what else
am I gonna do? So, Jake, um, what are you
more terrified of jumping out of a plane or telling
your mother jumping out committed relationship? If the parachute doesn't
(11:07):
open and you've got thirty seconds of life left, enjoy it?
How do you enjoy that? Find a way to text
your mom? Enjoy the view? You know, because like, wow, look,
it's because what choice do you have? You gonna be
like what are you gonna be upset about the fact
and ruin your last thirty seconds of life? So what
you're saying is, either way, it's going to be enjoyable.
What I'm saying is if you have thirty seconds left
(11:28):
and your parachute doesn't open, if you waste it right,
well you could have like, well, you know what, I've
lived a good life. The view is pretty nice from
up here. Oh look a fun. I have lived a
good life. I just don't want it to end. I
wouldn't fart because that would speed up the process, unless
you're on your your back and then you fart might
slow you down. Like in will Wonka. Has anybody in
(11:50):
here ever been skydiving? Nobody's done it? No, I want
to every year, but not yet. Wouldn't that have come
up already, Jake? Don't you think we would have mentioned
it by the rooms? But they died. We had them
book for the podcast today. But guess what happened? What
(12:10):
about you? Bertie? So we were talking about that one
thing that that you're scared of in general? What you know?
Why not or were that? Once you did it? It
wasn't so bad about your children you have older children.
It wasn't older but himself. I would say, if it's
going to be cold tomorrow and I don't dress warmly,
I'm afraid to tell my mother. Seriously, She'll go, it's
(12:31):
gonna be cold tomorrow, make sure you dress warmly. So
it's so simple, it will simple like dress warm? Does
that lead to like fifteen minutes of David dress exactly?
So I just go, Mom, wearing a tuptop tomorrow. That's
the joke. You're like, we were a tuptop tomorrow. Yeah, No,
I don't tell her when I'm traveling uh, flying, And
I don't tell her when I'm going to be out
(12:51):
very very late because I have to get very very early,
and then she'll say, you're not taking care of yourself.
You gotta get more sleep. So I don't tell her,
Like I just do what you'd call him that signe. Yeah,
I felt sleep early, like I will be like, oh,
I was at a concert till one in the morning.
I didn't because he still worries. But about what about
something that was bigger? Like that's more of an annoyance.
But was there anything growing up that you're actually afraid
(13:12):
to tell her, like when you realize you wanted to propose,
or when you were moving out or oh, when I
moved out, which I moved out at twenty five, which
is what you do in our neighborhood of Brooklyn, scary
moved out. Um, I was living in my because my
friend had a roommate in the roommate left the two
bedroom apartment, so I was sort of living there two
nights a week, and like slowly moving stuff there, you
(13:33):
did the transition, but like I bought a second alarm
clock so I could leave the alarm clock my parents house,
and so I was like oh, I'm sleeping over Rob's house. Okay,
let's about Rob's house. Okay. I had bought a mattress
at that point, so yeah, because I'm an only child
and it was not an easy thing for my at
this point. Still, my mom's like, are you sure you
(13:53):
still want to move out? Like I moved that a
while ago. You could come back any time you want.
I just want you to know that. No, I decided
I would be annoying and noxious and she doesn't want
me back in. So once you moved out, did you
call your mom like, hey, mom, now's a good time
to tell you I've I've moved out. Yeah. No, When
I officially moved out, I still for the first six months,
I would sleep in my old bed like one night
or two nights a week. It was. It was for me,
(14:16):
it was I couldn't take the guilt. So we got
we got about thirty seconds left, j J, where are
you going? Sky down? Let take me back this last
thirty seconds of life sting pretty quiet this coming Saturday,
two days from right to second am in the Pocono Mountain.
Are you gonna go pro it and live stream it?
And against the story. That's the other thing that cost
(14:37):
an actual hundred dollars for them to give you a
video of it, not if you sneak a go pro in. Yeah. Well, yeah,
I guess I can videographer of the morning shot, I know.
But they don't let you so that they can make
an actually buy yourself or you got another guy, Oh no, no,
my two friends. You have to yeah, lean back so
(14:57):
he hits the ground first. Well, I'm going to be
in the front, So that's gonna be a on the
fifteen minute morning show. That would have been great if
you had as a mom on the phone. God h
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