August 6, 2019 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
For what would you talk about on your on your
podcast Phone Presents fifteen minute morning show. You know, people say,
how do you plan these things, these fifteen minute morning shows?
I tell you we plan these just like we plan
our regular show. We don't. There's no plan zero. I'm sorry.
(00:26):
The microphones your microphones on but not working? Can we
get that working? Anyway? We were having technical difficulties. Anyway.
Around the big penis shaped table is Gandhi. There's a
Dave Brody, there's uh there it is, there's scary Garrett's
microphones now working. There's Greg t Hey, how's it going
sitting in sitting in Daniel's charing there's crowded the bottom
(00:48):
and they're straight, they're straight, Nate. You know, in my book,
I talked about the penis shaped table, and I talked
about how it's obviously you great t who's at the
end because you have a big pink round hit Prince Albert.
It's true. It's true though a little bit right, okay,
a little bit okay, Well, welcome to the show where
we have nothing planned. I know Gandhi only has maybe
(01:10):
two more minutes, so I'm gonna hang good, No, you
can't do that you've got to You've gotta schedule things happen.
You know, she has things to do, she's working, yep,
but she's at the level in her career where if
she chose to be a minute or too late to
those things'd be okay. I love that. I don't like that.
That's a bad attitude. You gotta understand people have. There's
(01:31):
a certain point you reach in your career where people
wait on you. They don't. It's not the other way right,
you know, but it's kind of an assholy thing to do,
saying it's the right thing to do. But if it
does happen, Yeah, you told you said they'll wait for you.
You did say that. You said, well, she's the start.
I mean she's filming a video. Yeah, not only that,
who's doing who the favor? She's doing favor because I
(01:55):
don't think I hate worse than anything is. Well, you know,
I'll say, well you need to do it this way,
and the company would never let me do that, but
they let you do it because yours. That doesn't work
that way. It's not true. You could be late your
el No, I don't want to be late. If I'm late,
I'm not. But you know there is treatment for other
you know what? You know what I'm trying to don't
take advantage of. It's like Mariah Carey showing up three
(02:17):
hours later that I do that. So anyway, Gandhi, Yes,
look at this room filled with guys. Hello fellows. There's
day Brody, there's Scary, there's Garrett, there's great Tea, there's
Straight and eight, there's me. Okay, let's let's play a game.
Ask a guy a question. You can ask any question
you want about our personal lives are private lives. What's
it like? Do you know have testicles? I think I
(02:39):
know that you already have. You have one big text,
one giant one. Okay, and I get everybody's answer on this.
I don't have to target one person. Well, I don't
know it, just however you want to do it? What
a diva? What is the most important thing to you,
guys about a significant other? The most important quality? Just one?
(03:00):
I would say trust, trust, Yeah, trust, I would agree
with that. Support boring support support, trust, trust support trust
large bob large boobs. We have one honest one. I
don't know I put important quality. Um, if I met her,
I would like to find out, you know, will she
be a good mom down down the line, like, how
(03:22):
will she be around around? It's nice? That's nice, Tea.
What about you, Nate, I said, trust I think that's
the biggest part. All right, let's do something else. This
is boring. Okay, Wait, when I leave the room, what
are you guys gonna talk about? Large boobs? I don't
have nothing to do with me. Even though I'm the
gay guy. I've made it very clear. I love large boobs,
and not for a sexual reason. I like to put
my head on them because it reminds me of when
I was a kid when my mom would cradle me
(03:44):
on her lap or whatever, and I put my head
on her boobs, I'd fall asleep. Are very comfortable boob
that's them. I always wonder when there's like a room
full of guys, I think that they kind of cater
their behavior to a girl in the room or a
woman in the room. So I always wonder what happens
when I leave. Well, wasn't it. Carla Mrie was talking
about one of her podcast what it would be like
(04:05):
to have a penis. I think about that a lot,
and she she was like, oh man, I would take
it out and slap people with it all day long. Yeah,
So do you ever think about what it would be
like to have a penis? Yeah? I saw this little
little gift or Jeff, however you want to pronounce it
of a baby elephant with his trunk just swinging it around,
and it said girls if they had a penis for
a day. And I'm like, because one of my friends
(04:25):
told me, you have no idea what it's like if
you had a penis, you would put it on everything
and in everything. That's just what we do. He's like
a keyboard band there it is, there, it is there. Yeah,
your girlfriend shold her a band, there it is. I'm like, oh,
I don't know what's I don't think I put my
penis on a keyboard in a while. Anybody else, Well,
I never. I don't put mine inside a hot dog
(04:46):
bun and on his wife's forehead because she would wake
up from a sleep. That's why I face. You also
put it in scary salade, and scary wasn't looking and
then scary you know I have put it inside a
cardboard tube. I wanted to see Mr Fault cardboard, this
(05:11):
cardboard to go inside the whole of the cardboard tube.
How was that it was weird. It was weird for
the tube to past gone dam I mean, really, would
you love to have a penis? I would. I would
like to try it for a day, but I think
just a day it seems very cumbersome. You need it
for too, You need it for two, because you just
said you would do everything on day one. By day
two you get to realize what it's like to actually
(05:31):
have a penis. I always see guys like sticking their
hand in their pocket, adjusting their balls, like, no, one
can't see it. You know everything to see that, right,
But you do that. Women do that with the breast.
They'll just go my little shove like we're not doing
it because we like it, We're doing it because we
have to wrestle in summer. Summer is the work that wings.
You have to have sex with a couch? No, I'm sorry.
(05:55):
He was going down the list of all the things
he's put his thing in. Hold on sex with a couch, yeah,
between I have not, but between the cushions on the couch.
That's weird. I never thought of that. Is it too
late for me to try that? You shot? I love
the couch, but did have a quarter ry it goes
too much off. Okay, okay, what are the questions? What's
(06:16):
the weirdest thing you put your penis in? Because a
hot Dog Bun woman explains a lot odd because there's
someone I won't name who it is, but somebody on
the show who's done some weird things and like almost
hurt himself kind of doing something weirdness that might be
I don't know, but I feel like there's a lot
(06:38):
of really good answers about things you do with your penis.
When you put your penis with a woman. Did you
do it because you wanted to? Or is an accidental
or like how did it all like how did it
all go down? Like made to fall into you like that?
But like you knew I was. I was senior in
high school. We were drinking and we were fooling around.
I really don't know what I wanted to realized he
(07:00):
didn't like that, but he knew said he knew it before,
but he figured he would try it anyway. I didn't
say I didn't like it. I want to get into
his mind about that, because you never get a chance
to ask someone about that, like I would never I
don't I don't have you know, very many gay friends
that are as close to you to me as you are,
or I can actually come out and ask that questions ever,
(07:22):
welcome to ask again. Yes, So that's what that would be.
My first question is I don't I don't know answer it.
I didn't know, all right, So then and again that's
the one question for asking gay. Let's move on to
the questions for asking gay. Oh damn, why do you
like Share so much? I don't because she's fabulous, but
(07:43):
I don't get it, like you know what, But it's not.
I'll tell you because I took you to a Share
concert and I watched you clapping and jumping up down.
He was just as excited as I was. But when
you're gay, it's it's okay to say I love Shared,
But when you're a straight guy, sometimes you don't let
those feelings be known. I love her, I was at
the show. Share is awesome. You know what gay people
(08:05):
do have these iconic people we follow and we worship
this and that, And I don't know where that comes
from too. I don't know you like Judy Garland as well?
Yeah she was okay, I didn't know her Minelli. Yeah,
she's interesting. She's just funny okay, Barbara, Yeah, ye cry,
she's got some really good songs. I really, are there
any guys that are like iconic to gay people? Yeah? Hot?
(08:31):
So moving on, ask a gay boring? Really anything you
guys want to ask a girl as a girl, find one? Hey,
you know what, why do you seem like the type
of woman who would prefer to hang out with guys
over women? Oh? Do I seem like that? You do?
You seem well, maybe that's not fair. You do you
naturally roll into the hang with a guy's mode? Awesome?
(08:53):
Um So I was definitely a tomboy when I was younger.
I played a lot of sports. But I think I
have equal guy and girl friends. And I actually get
really concerned when there are girls who say, or women
who say, I just don't get along with other women,
they just don't like me. I think there's something wrong.
What do you think that is? I think there's something
wrong with them is. I don't know what it is.
I don't know if they're jealous or caddie or they
can't just find a way to uplift another woman or
(09:15):
what's going on. But that's a huge red flag to
me when I meet other women or girls whatever you
want to say, who don't get along with other fearing
Can we put this on the show tomorrow? This is
a great, great conversation because I know, because we all
love how you and Danielle have a wonderful relationship, love her,
and but I also love how you hang out with
the guys like Brody. When we first met Gandhi, remember
(09:36):
it was like guys hang Absolutely, she was just easy
to hang out to hang out with. I really appreciate that.
I think that's really nice, and I think that it's
really creepy when people say I just I don't know,
girls don't like me, I'm like, hmm, that's probably a
new thing, because all the girls who I've met who
say that it is definitely them thing. You guys all
know girls like that, right, You get along with the
guys more than you get along with girls. No, Honestly,
(09:58):
my favorite people in the world are my girl all friends.
I love them. I think they're really funny and they're
fun to hang around with. And I would have much
better conversations with women that I do with with men.
Like yeah, like I could gravitate to a group of
girls and get into their conversations a lot easier and
have a lot more fun than I would with guys
hanging out. Probably not that unusual, but there are a
lot of women who hang out with exclusively women women
(10:20):
except for the guy that they are dating. So I
do see that. You know, there's an extreme. Yeah, all right,
now it's time for asking Neanderthal scary. Yeah. No, I
don't know. I don't consider myself and not at all
to ten. I tend being a guy guy maybe technically six. Yeah,
(10:44):
this isn't a show with Neanderthal guys on it. No,
we don't have zero. But he great. He brought that
up earlier. He was saying that in his latest session,
he was talking about how the kinds of guys he
likes to hang out with our more sensitive guys and
not the like the very jock sportsman, let's go out
and buting some chick kind of so, and I thought
that I thought that was kind of interesting. I look
more when I'm talking to a guy, I'll look more
(11:06):
into like his real feelings of like who he really is,
than who he is when he's with a group of
people hanging out. Like even when I was in my fraternity,
there were guys where I just didn't click with because
they were like, you know, very bravado or a guy guy,
you know, like they'd be like around will kick your ash,
and then the other guys are like tea, like you know,
you don't have to keep on doing this stupid stuff,
(11:27):
like we could just be normal. And that was the
guys I would gravitate too. I don't think any of
us hang out with guys like scary It has a
pack of friends that sort of packaged, don't you think? Yeah, absolutely,
they're not. Yeah, but they're not like tens on that scale.
They're kind of somewhere in between. Its a little douchey,
but not really not mean way. I thus the guys
that I met that one night that we all went out,
(11:47):
maybe one Yeah, maybe that's what they're talking about. The
guy who has sex with everyone on the way to events.
That guy, Yeah, we did not have sex. I want
to say, Yeah, that one friend who's definitely he's not
hang out with Will the Dave's a guy's guy kind
of guy. What about you, Nate, You don't like a
(12:08):
guy's guy at all, you know, not really not really.
In high school, I was the kind of guy that
I would fit in with every group. I didn't sit
at one particular table to cafeteria. I was friends with everybody.
I just get I get uncomfortable around. Are you doing guys?
I'm just I have nothing in common with him, so
I get nervous. There's nothing to talk about. I'm a chameleon.
I could roll with those people, but I don't act
(12:29):
like them. I'm okay with I'm okay with being around
them because I feel like I can handle them. What
about you, Garrett, I'm kind of like Nate. I just
bounced around from lunch table to lunch table, but in
like too scary too. I have friends that every other
word is bro or bra, But but I could hang
with them knowing that I can walk away not sounding
(12:49):
like them. Yes, well good, Please don't don't start. I
can't pee in a in a men's room standing up.
I have to always try to go to the bathroom
and sit down. Where where did this come from? Well,
I'm its part about being the guy like I can't
stand up and do it. I always feel like men
that could stand at the urinal and p with other guys.
They're like they've been raised by guys, like men that
were like, you know, harder, like tougher. Let's let's look
(13:11):
at this for a second. I think it depends on
what peeing means to you. If it's just like going in,
whipping it out, peeing and leaving because you gotta piss,
you have you've had too much to drink. Whatever, that's
really all it is. But you turn it into like
a social socializing thing. I get nervous. I doesn't use
the public bathroom here, he uses the private one. Can't
do it well? You know a lot of people are
like that. A lot of people are pe shy. They
(13:33):
don't want to. You know what about women love going
to the bathroom together. Yes, I don't do that. I'm
like the one person that doesn't do that. I don't
get up and go to the bathroom with my friends
go to the bathroom, and I never am like, oh,
come in here with me while I p I think
that's so weirdly in the bathroom women. No, I'll go off.
One of my friends wants to go with them if
they asked me. But I never bring people with me.
I'm not trying to know. I think that's weird. Come on,
(13:53):
let's go pete together. I can't do it. I can't
do it. I can't. Okay, I'm so disappointed, but I okay,
they're such like manly men that could do that, and
I'm not a manly man like that. I can't see
what you're doing is you are equating peeing to manliness.
Peeing is just it's urinating. No, No, it's dominating. The
urinals is Oh my god, they dominated. First you hit
(14:18):
the back of it and go, you're my urinals. Then
you target, then you target the cake, then you target
things that are hanging there from before. I just thought
I had you stand back. You go. Yeah, how you
look at peeing differently? Our bathrooms have problems because they
just put an automated flush. Yeah, it's throwing everybody for
a loot. I always feel like someone's gonna slam me
(14:39):
in my head and then push me against the wall.
I wonder what it is. I know, I feel like
someone's gonna come from behind and just go. Probably your
buddy Dave does look like a little like you know.
This is the strangest one we've done today, the only
one we're done. Fifteen minute Morning Show Off
For what would you talk about on your on your
podcast Phone Presents fifteen minute morning show. You know, people say,
how do you plan these things, these fifteen minute morning shows?
I tell you we plan these just like we plan
our regular show. We don't. There's no plan zero. I'm sorry.
(00:26):
The microphones your microphones on but not working? Can we
get that working? Anyway? We were having technical difficulties. Anyway.
Around the big penis shaped table is Gandhi. There's a
Dave Brody, there's uh there it is, there's scary Garrett's
microphones now working. There's Greg t Hey, how's it going
sitting in sitting in Daniel's charing there's crowded the bottom
(00:48):
and they're straight, they're straight, Nate. You know, in my book,
I talked about the penis shaped table, and I talked
about how it's obviously you great t who's at the
end because you have a big pink round hit Prince Albert.
It's true. It's true though a little bit right, okay,
a little bit okay, Well, welcome to the show where
we have nothing planned. I know Gandhi only has maybe
(01:10):
two more minutes, so I'm gonna hang good, No, you
can't do that you've got to You've gotta schedule things happen.
You know, she has things to do, she's working, yep,
but she's at the level in her career where if
she chose to be a minute or too late to
those things'd be okay. I love that. I don't like that.
That's a bad attitude. You gotta understand people have. There's
(01:31):
a certain point you reach in your career where people
wait on you. They don't. It's not the other way right,
you know, but it's kind of an assholy thing to do,
saying it's the right thing to do. But if it
does happen, Yeah, you told you said they'll wait for you.
You did say that. You said, well, she's the start.
I mean she's filming a video. Yeah, not only that,
who's doing who the favor? She's doing favor because I
(01:55):
don't think I hate worse than anything is. Well, you know,
I'll say, well you need to do it this way,
and the company would never let me do that, but
they let you do it because yours. That doesn't work
that way. It's not true. You could be late your
el No, I don't want to be late. If I'm late,
I'm not. But you know there is treatment for other
you know what? You know what I'm trying to don't
take advantage of. It's like Mariah Carey showing up three
(02:17):
hours later that I do that. So anyway, Gandhi, Yes,
look at this room filled with guys. Hello fellows. There's
day Brody, there's Scary, there's Garrett, there's great Tea, there's
Straight and eight, there's me. Okay, let's let's play a game.
Ask a guy a question. You can ask any question
you want about our personal lives are private lives. What's
it like? Do you know have testicles? I think I
(02:39):
know that you already have. You have one big text,
one giant one. Okay, and I get everybody's answer on this.
I don't have to target one person. Well, I don't
know it, just however you want to do it? What
a diva? What is the most important thing to you,
guys about a significant other? The most important quality? Just one?
(03:00):
I would say trust, trust, Yeah, trust, I would agree
with that. Support boring support support, trust, trust support trust
large bob large boobs. We have one honest one. I
don't know I put important quality. Um, if I met her,
I would like to find out, you know, will she
be a good mom down down the line, like, how
(03:22):
will she be around around? It's nice? That's nice, Tea.
What about you, Nate, I said, trust I think that's
the biggest part. All right, let's do something else. This
is boring. Okay, Wait, when I leave the room, what
are you guys gonna talk about? Large boobs? I don't
have nothing to do with me. Even though I'm the
gay guy. I've made it very clear. I love large boobs,
and not for a sexual reason. I like to put
my head on them because it reminds me of when
I was a kid when my mom would cradle me
(03:44):
on her lap or whatever, and I put my head
on her boobs, I'd fall asleep. Are very comfortable boob
that's them. I always wonder when there's like a room
full of guys, I think that they kind of cater
their behavior to a girl in the room or a
woman in the room. So I always wonder what happens
when I leave. Well, wasn't it. Carla Mrie was talking
about one of her podcast what it would be like
(04:05):
to have a penis. I think about that a lot,
and she she was like, oh man, I would take
it out and slap people with it all day long. Yeah,
So do you ever think about what it would be
like to have a penis? Yeah? I saw this little
little gift or Jeff, however you want to pronounce it
of a baby elephant with his trunk just swinging it around,
and it said girls if they had a penis for
a day. And I'm like, because one of my friends
(04:25):
told me, you have no idea what it's like if
you had a penis, you would put it on everything
and in everything. That's just what we do. He's like
a keyboard band there it is, there, it is there. Yeah,
your girlfriend shold her a band, there it is. I'm like, oh,
I don't know what's I don't think I put my
penis on a keyboard in a while. Anybody else, Well,
I never. I don't put mine inside a hot dog
(04:46):
bun and on his wife's forehead because she would wake
up from a sleep. That's why I face. You also
put it in scary salade, and scary wasn't looking and
then scary you know I have put it inside a
cardboard tube. I wanted to see Mr Fault cardboard, this
(05:11):
cardboard to go inside the whole of the cardboard tube.
How was that it was weird. It was weird for
the tube to past gone dam I mean, really, would
you love to have a penis? I would. I would
like to try it for a day, but I think
just a day it seems very cumbersome. You need it
for too, You need it for two, because you just
said you would do everything on day one. By day
two you get to realize what it's like to actually
(05:31):
have a penis. I always see guys like sticking their
hand in their pocket, adjusting their balls, like, no, one
can't see it. You know everything to see that, right,
But you do that. Women do that with the breast.
They'll just go my little shove like we're not doing
it because we like it, We're doing it because we
have to wrestle in summer. Summer is the work that wings.
You have to have sex with a couch? No, I'm sorry.
(05:55):
He was going down the list of all the things
he's put his thing in. Hold on sex with a couch, yeah,
between I have not, but between the cushions on the couch.
That's weird. I never thought of that. Is it too
late for me to try that? You shot? I love
the couch, but did have a quarter ry it goes
too much off. Okay, okay, what are the questions? What's
(06:16):
the weirdest thing you put your penis in? Because a
hot Dog Bun woman explains a lot odd because there's
someone I won't name who it is, but somebody on
the show who's done some weird things and like almost
hurt himself kind of doing something weirdness that might be
I don't know, but I feel like there's a lot
(06:38):
of really good answers about things you do with your penis.
When you put your penis with a woman. Did you
do it because you wanted to? Or is an accidental
or like how did it all like how did it
all go down? Like made to fall into you like that?
But like you knew I was. I was senior in
high school. We were drinking and we were fooling around.
I really don't know what I wanted to realized he
(07:00):
didn't like that, but he knew said he knew it before,
but he figured he would try it anyway. I didn't
say I didn't like it. I want to get into
his mind about that, because you never get a chance
to ask someone about that, like I would never I
don't I don't have you know, very many gay friends
that are as close to you to me as you are,
or I can actually come out and ask that questions ever,
(07:22):
welcome to ask again. Yes, So that's what that would be.
My first question is I don't I don't know answer it.
I didn't know, all right, So then and again that's
the one question for asking gay. Let's move on to
the questions for asking gay. Oh damn, why do you
like Share so much? I don't because she's fabulous, but
(07:43):
I don't get it, like you know what, But it's not.
I'll tell you because I took you to a Share
concert and I watched you clapping and jumping up down.
He was just as excited as I was. But when
you're gay, it's it's okay to say I love Shared,
But when you're a straight guy, sometimes you don't let
those feelings be known. I love her, I was at
the show. Share is awesome. You know what gay people
(08:05):
do have these iconic people we follow and we worship
this and that, And I don't know where that comes
from too. I don't know you like Judy Garland as well?
Yeah she was okay, I didn't know her Minelli. Yeah,
she's interesting. She's just funny okay, Barbara, Yeah, ye cry,
she's got some really good songs. I really, are there
any guys that are like iconic to gay people? Yeah? Hot?
(08:31):
So moving on, ask a gay boring? Really anything you
guys want to ask a girl as a girl, find one? Hey,
you know what, why do you seem like the type
of woman who would prefer to hang out with guys
over women? Oh? Do I seem like that? You do?
You seem well, maybe that's not fair. You do you
naturally roll into the hang with a guy's mode? Awesome?
(08:53):
Um So I was definitely a tomboy when I was younger.
I played a lot of sports. But I think I
have equal guy and girl friends. And I actually get
really concerned when there are girls who say, or women
who say, I just don't get along with other women,
they just don't like me. I think there's something wrong.
What do you think that is? I think there's something
wrong with them is. I don't know what it is.
I don't know if they're jealous or caddie or they
can't just find a way to uplift another woman or
(09:15):
what's going on. But that's a huge red flag to
me when I meet other women or girls whatever you
want to say, who don't get along with other fearing
Can we put this on the show tomorrow? This is
a great, great conversation because I know, because we all
love how you and Danielle have a wonderful relationship, love her,
and but I also love how you hang out with
the guys like Brody. When we first met Gandhi, remember
(09:36):
it was like guys hang Absolutely, she was just easy
to hang out to hang out with. I really appreciate that.
I think that's really nice, and I think that it's
really creepy when people say I just I don't know,
girls don't like me, I'm like, hmm, that's probably a
new thing, because all the girls who I've met who
say that it is definitely them thing. You guys all
know girls like that, right, You get along with the
guys more than you get along with girls. No, Honestly,
(09:58):
my favorite people in the world are my girl all friends.
I love them. I think they're really funny and they're
fun to hang around with. And I would have much
better conversations with women that I do with with men.
Like yeah, like I could gravitate to a group of
girls and get into their conversations a lot easier and
have a lot more fun than I would with guys
hanging out. Probably not that unusual, but there are a
lot of women who hang out with exclusively women women
(10:20):
except for the guy that they are dating. So I
do see that. You know, there's an extreme. Yeah, all right,
now it's time for asking Neanderthal scary. Yeah. No, I
don't know. I don't consider myself and not at all
to ten. I tend being a guy guy maybe technically six. Yeah,
(10:44):
this isn't a show with Neanderthal guys on it. No,
we don't have zero. But he great. He brought that
up earlier. He was saying that in his latest session,
he was talking about how the kinds of guys he
likes to hang out with our more sensitive guys and
not the like the very jock sportsman, let's go out
and buting some chick kind of so, and I thought
that I thought that was kind of interesting. I look
more when I'm talking to a guy, I'll look more
(11:06):
into like his real feelings of like who he really is,
than who he is when he's with a group of
people hanging out. Like even when I was in my fraternity,
there were guys where I just didn't click with because
they were like, you know, very bravado or a guy guy,
you know, like they'd be like around will kick your ash,
and then the other guys are like tea, like you know,
you don't have to keep on doing this stupid stuff,
(11:27):
like we could just be normal. And that was the
guys I would gravitate too. I don't think any of
us hang out with guys like scary It has a
pack of friends that sort of packaged, don't you think? Yeah, absolutely,
they're not. Yeah, but they're not like tens on that scale.
They're kind of somewhere in between. Its a little douchey,
but not really not mean way. I thus the guys
that I met that one night that we all went out,
(11:47):
maybe one Yeah, maybe that's what they're talking about. The
guy who has sex with everyone on the way to events.
That guy, Yeah, we did not have sex. I want
to say, Yeah, that one friend who's definitely he's not
hang out with Will the Dave's a guy's guy kind
of guy. What about you, Nate, You don't like a
(12:08):
guy's guy at all, you know, not really not really.
In high school, I was the kind of guy that
I would fit in with every group. I didn't sit
at one particular table to cafeteria. I was friends with everybody.
I just get I get uncomfortable around. Are you doing guys?
I'm just I have nothing in common with him, so
I get nervous. There's nothing to talk about. I'm a chameleon.
I could roll with those people, but I don't act
(12:29):
like them. I'm okay with I'm okay with being around
them because I feel like I can handle them. What
about you, Garrett, I'm kind of like Nate. I just
bounced around from lunch table to lunch table, but in
like too scary too. I have friends that every other
word is bro or bra, But but I could hang
with them knowing that I can walk away not sounding
(12:49):
like them. Yes, well good, Please don't don't start. I
can't pee in a in a men's room standing up.
I have to always try to go to the bathroom
and sit down. Where where did this come from? Well,
I'm its part about being the guy like I can't
stand up and do it. I always feel like men
that could stand at the urinal and p with other guys.
They're like they've been raised by guys, like men that
were like, you know, harder, like tougher. Let's let's look
(13:11):
at this for a second. I think it depends on
what peeing means to you. If it's just like going in,
whipping it out, peeing and leaving because you gotta piss,
you have you've had too much to drink. Whatever, that's
really all it is. But you turn it into like
a social socializing thing. I get nervous. I doesn't use
the public bathroom here, he uses the private one. Can't
do it well? You know a lot of people are
like that. A lot of people are pe shy. They
(13:33):
don't want to. You know what about women love going
to the bathroom together. Yes, I don't do that. I'm
like the one person that doesn't do that. I don't
get up and go to the bathroom with my friends
go to the bathroom, and I never am like, oh,
come in here with me while I p I think
that's so weirdly in the bathroom women. No, I'll go off.
One of my friends wants to go with them if
they asked me. But I never bring people with me.
I'm not trying to know. I think that's weird. Come on,
(13:53):
let's go pete together. I can't do it. I can't
do it. I can't. Okay, I'm so disappointed, but I okay,
they're such like manly men that could do that, and
I'm not a manly man like that. I can't see
what you're doing is you are equating peeing to manliness.
Peeing is just it's urinating. No, No, it's dominating. The
urinals is Oh my god, they dominated. First you hit
(14:18):
the back of it and go, you're my urinals. Then
you target, then you target the cake, then you target
things that are hanging there from before. I just thought
I had you stand back. You go. Yeah, how you
look at peeing differently? Our bathrooms have problems because they
just put an automated flush. Yeah, it's throwing everybody for
a loot. I always feel like someone's gonna slam me
(14:39):
in my head and then push me against the wall.
I wonder what it is. I know, I feel like
someone's gonna come from behind and just go. Probably your
buddy Dave does look like a little like you know.
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