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August 5, 2019 15 mins

Danielle learned more about guys habits then she asked for today! Brody, Nate and Garrett join in on the fun!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firm Elvis Present show is just like, get the hell
out of town. Monday, Yeah it is. It's Monday. It's Brody, myself, Danielle,
and Garrett's sitting in a room. It's not Friday, it's Monday.

(00:24):
I think everyone's just extended their weekend. I think they
feel like it's Friday. They or the weekend, and they
just abended us. Even Scary I think I got stuff.
I gotta go. Scary goes. I got a thing like
he got. He had an appointment. So I started to think, Oh,
what appointment does Scary have? I wonder isn't it appearance?

(00:45):
Is the doctor's appointment? Is it with his girlfriend? We
know it's not to go buy an engagement ring, and
that's not being in it. Out of the podcast. I
want to point out something. I went and looked at
the back and results of this podcast to see how
many people listen to each other. That doesn't matter, but

(01:06):
let's just say two people. Let's just say no, no,
no, no no. It's it's in the many, many thousands. But
we have, on the average day, millions of listeners around
the country, which means that millions minus of a whole
lot of thousands are not listening to this podcast, which
I find amazing because so many people love The Big Show.

(01:26):
But I don't think as many people are into the
podcasting yet. That's my point. Podcast is exploding. I just
got into it. But what I'm saying is, if you
listen to this podcast, you're hearing me say this. Tell
a friend. I was about to say, how are you
going to tell those people that are No, I'm saying,
make sure you tell someone. Start tweeting about it. You
guys are all social media influencers. I'm just shocked. I

(01:47):
feel like people who like The Big Show would enjoy
most of the podcast that we do every day. So, Danielle,
you spent the weekend at Cooperstown. Yes, so New York
Baseball Hall of Fame Baseball first time you ever never been.
My son's baseball team playing there for the week. He's
actually still up there, so he'll be back at the
end of the week. He we go to Iowa Thursday.

(02:07):
He comes back Friday, so I'll see him Saturday when
we get back from Iowa. But my husband went up
there for a couple of days, like we were taking
ships and there he's up there with my friends. It
is an amazing Okay, didn't we talk about this on
the Big Show, the showering problem? We can we talk
about the showing things. Explain what the problem in Cooper's town.

(02:27):
All there's a hundred and something baseball teams waiting for
the showers, right, so they I think they go in
as a team into the showers. So they all have
to wear like it's a giant room. Yeah, they wear
bathing suits to go in the showers by boys typically,
especially that age. Because I went to an all boys
high school did the same thing, and I was on
the swim team, so I had no problem being naked

(02:48):
about around anyone. But you still wore You still wore
bathing suits. Wear a bathing suits and flip flops because
it's disgusting. Yes, well, here's everyone's on the floor. So
I I sent him with old navy cheap flip flops
to wear. How can you not? And then regular flipblops
to whatever. And then they said make sure you send
powder and load load traman, So I said, what the hell?

(03:10):
So the logiment is in case they get a foot fungus,
because you never know from the shower. There's always the
one or two kids that are like, I'm not gonna
do it. I'm not gonna get fungus, and then they
get fun gus. Should be honest, I mean that can
happen in a gym shower, That can happen any anywhere.
And then they said, because they're wearing the bathing suits
in the showers, you can sometimes get chafing, so you
have to send the gold bond. And plus you're playing

(03:30):
you're playing baseball and nine degree weather. So I'm a girl.
So this is all the stuff you didn't need to know.
You to know the powder trick, didn't Daniel. On hot days,
some guys use powder to kind of just like make
an air conditioning situation down there because it gets hot.
So unless you're wearing boxes, unless you're wearing boxer briefs

(03:51):
that are like you know, uh, you know the type
of material that makes it cool, you need powdered help
out sometimes. And even so when you're having wearing that material,
that mesh material for underwear, you still need it. From time.
You've never powdered the girls. I know I haven't had
powdered the girls, even before surgery. When the girls were
adult big girls know sometimes underneath maybe the girl. Yeah,

(04:15):
we're talking about Cooper's town and we're talking about the
weekend time and how you have to powder the boy.
She just she just learned. She just learned about the powder.
They said to send with your child, like gold bond powder,
because they're all going in the showers with their bathing
suits on because it's the community shower and they have
the chafing. So they said send the gold bat and
I'm like, what am I sending this for? And then

(04:36):
I'm just learning about I didn't know any of that yet. Powder.
It gets very moisten musty down there. Yes, Sheldon must
have told Spencer about this already, because this is new
to me. It's kind of like that guy's secret code.
You just like, you know, like you don't have to
really understand it, you just know. So of course, so
then Brodie asked if I've got to protect the jewels.

(04:57):
Then Brodie said, did you ever have to out of
the girls before you had the breast production? I said, yeah,
a little bit underneath the cheese. Now you know how
it does. It's true disgusting. I think she sounds better
than sweat no, I think sweat. Yeah, it's it's a
lot of work down there. Sometimes, especially in the summer.

(05:19):
As a guy, you gotta keep keep an eye on
that down there, and sometimes while you're walking down the street,
you gotta do yeah, and it just comes, it comes on,
it comes on. It stick to the side. And Danielle,
here's a little thing that if you ever see a
guy kind of doing this, yeah, he's trying to get
his balls on stuff from his life. Yeah. Yeah, you
do the legs shimmy like you twist your ankle as

(05:40):
you're walking to kind of like that. You see you
guys stretching like this, and he's just trying to make
it look cool like he's trying. That's so crazy. You
will learn more as your son grows up about it.
But if you have any questions, let us know, because
but this is not the only thing that Cooper's Town
is about. It's about baseball. It's about base It's an

(06:02):
unbelievable experience. They give the kids really cool stuff. They
get a ring at the end, like looks like kind
of like yeah, they give him a ring, They give
the alert, they get no, they give him two shirts
to jerseys. They give him a jacket, they give him
a hat, they give him a whole bunch of stuff.
A translation, it costs you a lot of money to
send him up. Well you do you do? Um? You know? Um?

(06:23):
What do you do during the day to make money? No? Prostitute? No,
you know, you walk around selling candy and all stuff
like that, ouising. I think, thank you, you you do fundraising
shake the can stuff like that. Like I said, No,
my husband makes a lot of money. Shake in the
can if he attractive man, if he's in charge of

(06:43):
the fundraiser, he has the kids singing Broadway musicals. He's
got the kids do an ax for the people at
all the grandmas on this is the time to go
shake the can. Let me tell you. Sunday mornings at
the grocery store, when the older women are there, the
grandma's and the grandpa's, you bring little kids with you
to do a little dance and shake the can for
the fundraising. They donate a lot because they think it's

(07:04):
so cute. They love it. So you know, I went,
I went. I went to Cooper's town with my dad.
Growing up, like every other year, it's like a tradition.
We did. My one negative memory of Cooper's Town, and
this is where I started to hate mustard. So some areas,
they're McDonald's, put mustard on their hand I didn't know that.

(07:25):
I didn't know that. So as a kid, you order
a cheese burger expecting, you know, the normal ketchup and
mustards on it. That. I hate mustard, especially when you
don't know it and you bite into it and you're
Mustard's terrible. I hate mustard to begin with, but don't
sneak it in my burger. No catship goes on a

(07:45):
burger unless you like mustard, which is great. I'm you
know what, I'm a big fan of asking me what
you want on your burger. But if you gotta go
to McDonald's, you should just know what's on it and
just good know. But it should just be a blanket
rule across you know, the company, that they shouldn't specific
areas put certain things on on your burger. Yeah, but
certain regions are very strict about what they like, you know,

(08:07):
like companies like Starbucks when they came into do you
know in Starbucks because as you know, I used to
work for Starbucks when they came to the East Coast
in four in Washington and the rest of the East Coast.
They didn't have pastries. They had no food because in
Seattle people just got a cup of coffee, but in
New York people like, oh, no, I need a scone.
I need I need to grab a sandwich. That's in

(08:29):
New York you get a bagel and a coffee. So
they had to read. They had a retrofit all the stores,
rip out cases and countertops to put in refrigerator cases
because New York wouldn't tolerate coffee. So everyone's got their
stick where they have to have regional foods, and in
upstate New York, mustard is on the on the Hamburger
is regional, which is why I can't live there. I

(08:50):
love McDonald's, but I remember driving in the car in
the passenger seat and my Dad's like, what's wrong. I
go roll the window down and so the window came down.
And I always ask. I always ask, because some places
they even put mayo on the burgers, right, I always say, um,
what's on it? I always ask what's on it? Because
if it's not the way I want it, I'm not.

(09:12):
You go to McDonald's in Maine, they have lobster rolls,
really like mic lobster ter. You can't have lobster roles
anyway because they use mayo. The two things I don't
like fish and mayo? Really can we like the bread?
So you could have the bread? Could I just have
the bread, the Mayo and the I will say, catch
up in Mayo. I never really enjoyed it. Russian dressing, Yeah,

(09:34):
it's actually pretty cool. So you don't like Russian dressing either. No,
I don't like Russian. I don't like the Thousand Island.
I don't like Big Max sauce. I don't want any
of that stuff. I do like, which is very weird.
I do like sour cream. That's weird. Isn't that weird? No,
it's it's it's not cream's milk, sour cream. I think

(09:55):
the Mayo thing at this point is psychological. You grew
up in the Erie, Pennsylvania, not on the beaten path
of where we all grew up. What was the regional thing?
They're like, Oh, people there put their French fries in Mayo,
Or what's the weird thing that now that you're here,
you know, thinking back, there was always a side of
Marinara sauce for a lot of different things, stuff that

(10:17):
you wouldn't really even expect cereal now that ranch dressing
was a really big thing. Ranch was everywhere. I don't
know's ranch dressing a thing here? Yeah, well it's a
thing that depends on what you're talking about. Wait, what
about like disco fries? You have disco fries and didn't
know disco fries? You know what they are now? Right?
French fries with mozzarella cheese. You got to go to

(10:41):
Dungee Diner at two a m. In the morning after
a club night. We had this stuff called Greek sauce.
Is that? So it was like finally, finally finely minced
meat and it was this brown sauce. And they had
like quote unquote Greek diners, which thing were never Greek,
but they would get you would get a Greek dog

(11:01):
or a Greek burger and it would be a burger
with this Greek sauce on it. And And actually, I come
to really enjoy it. Yeah, and it's a little spicy,
but it's just it's like a brown sauce. And some
of its released. Actually, I'll go, I'll see if I
can get some. It's actually pretty good and you order it. Yeah,
Greek sauce. I thought he was going to leave and
never come back. I thought you were talking about that sauce.

(11:24):
They no, it's like a hang on. We're getting to
the season of festivals though, where like the Greek festivals
are happening. I cannot wait. I love going there and
having I I We have this Greek restaurant in our
neighborhood and they have the most everyone know, they have
the most amazing spanny copita I've ever had in my life.

(11:44):
You know what that is. It's like Philo dough and
it has a little spinach, a little cheese in it,
and the way it's made it's so perfect that the
Philo dough just kind of like it comes off like
it just flakes off while you're eating it because it's perfect.
By the way, that's That's of the few words that
I've ever heard you say that you put an accent
on well if because I would say Spana, copa, spa

(12:08):
and Luca. Yeah, yeah, right, you greek it up. Because
growing up in the Bronx, one of my best friend,
Stephanie wrapped this. She was Greek and she took me
probably she took me to all the Greek anymore Greek, Easter, Greek. This.
So we would go to the festivals, and she and
her family would teach me to how to say, oh,
pastigio is Greek macaroni and cheese so good, and we

(12:31):
would get the red egg on Easter and everything in
the church and every day. But she made you say
the words copita, and she Luca mathis. Can you say
spana coopta, spana copa? Okay, it's to me, that's the
way you say that. I don't know. I like to
say it. The r used to say, but she doesn't
say she doesn't. But this is a girl who's Italian
from the Bronx and says Mozzarella. Right. I don't get

(12:54):
it the people because Elvis always said to me, it's
not it's not Mozzarella. It's the same. Well, okay, but
that's still say yucky. I still say, man, that's the
one where I have trouble. It's isn't yolki? I think yucky. No,

(13:15):
it's not yucky. I just know I take a nap
after I eat it. I found the Pennsylvania Greek Sauce
looking for Greek. By the way that I saw that.
Did you go to Urban Dictionary please go to that's
like grand beef onions, tomato sauce. So it's kind of
having some Greek sauce is more chili like than others,

(13:35):
but some Greek sauce is really liquid e. So it
really depends on how you make it. But apparently it's
it is a thing, like it's so weird chili. It
is kind of like depending on your particular recipe. But yeah,
that's so funny. Like I just grew up with it,
so I thought everybody had it. And for me to
say Greek sauce, You're like, what the hell are you know?
You know what? I grew up with that. I thought everybody,

(13:57):
like you don't realize wherever you live, there's a potaine
a chip, right, Oh we had gibbles, did you guys?
So back in the day the only potato chip. I
eight was wise that that was the potato chip. And
then you travel the Philadelphia back in the day. Now
it may be different, and they had hers potato chips,
and I was like, what the house hers? But that

(14:18):
was there. Wise, they were regional. It's like sometimes like
devil dogs and and stuff was only in the Northeast
for a while, and so you travel and you, oh,
let me get potato chips. Like you don't have wise,
like you don't realize you just eat your your foodn't
figure everyone eats this not true? So funny. Hey, so
it's Pennsylvania Greek sauce. Yeah, nothing on urban dictionary. So

(14:39):
we have the opportunity now to rewrite history on urban dictionaries.
Come up with something quick. You know, after people hear
this podcast, that's where they're going. Pennsylvania Greek Sauce. You know,
Nate's going to be involved with I'm really hungry now
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