Sharks, Animals and Late Flights

Gandhi and Garrett took a little joyride from Maine to NY. Gandhi is getting to swim with sharks. Skerry learns about mammals from Brody.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presents show. All right, everybody wants to get out of here.
We didn't tell you why though, what happened with Garrett
and I did we? I mean we told you off

(00:23):
the here. Do we tell you on the air? No? No, no, no, no,
no you didn't. We didn't really go into it on
the air. So yes, everybody, Yeah, this is why we're struggling.
Yesterday we had flights about yes, sex all the sex, separate,
separate sex, separately. We did the separate sex rit sex
with separate people. We came we were scheduled to come
back from Maine yesterday. Our flight was supposed to be

(00:44):
at seven thirty, which was kind of late to begin
with for us to come back on Sunday night. But
our flight kept getting delayed and delayed, and after about
two and a half three hours, they just canceled it
all together. So we rented a van and drove back
from May and we got back to his place at
like two thirty, Jake, myself and Garrett obviously Garrett, but
we slept over and we came like straight in. That's
crazy minute flight canceled flying into crowded cities like New

(01:11):
York or Chicago or l a. UM, the later the
flight is, the better you have a chance of it
getting a LA. Do not take night flights home, Okay,
big cities. Well that asking for trouble, Well that aside.
It was the fact that just chaos broke out. So
the some flights were getting canceled somewhere pushed back. No
one knew what was going on. I felt bad for

(01:33):
the people behind the counter at United because some people
customers wanted to take their frustration out, and they figured,
let me take it out on someone that has nothing
to do with this flight being canceled. We've watched people
go screw you, you're the worst, You're horrible, your your
job sucks. All this woman was doing was sitting there

(01:54):
just saying I'm sorry your flights. So there are two
separate UH departments when it comes to that. There's the
people that are the people that work the counters and
those administrative people, and then there's the flight side of things.
And then the third factor is the actual airport itself
and the control tower. So there's really three different parties

(02:16):
that are there, and it's not often that the person
and the people that are standing on the counter get
the blame. I think it's it's never the counter people.
It could be sometimes because maybe a flight attendant didn't
show up for the flight so they have don't have
their flight crew in order, or you know, maybe because
the planes have been backed up all day because the

(02:38):
control towers from the previous And again that's why I say,
if you really want to make sure your flight doesn't
get canceled or even late, go earlier in the morning.
Has to be right, Danielle. If you want to spend
the day where you are and fly back at night.
But day's always's always messed up. I mean, it's always
like I like to get right on the plane and
get home like you. The band aid have to disagree.

(03:00):
You say it's not the people behind the count's fault,
which it's not. But unless they give me access to
yell at the pilot, I gotta yell at somebody. You
don't have to yell at somebody you die. That's how
I sleep at night. And I don't yell. I mean,
you know, the plane took the phone and you call
the airline and then you yell at them. Well, the
people on the phone, isn't They're not to blame you,

(03:20):
but their customer service. Then people the airport aren't really
customer service. They're just doing the very much not really
want your voice to be heard. You do what Gandhi said,
you call customers. You think the people at the eight
hundred number are going not following the nails going. Uh. Well,
the guy at the eight hundred number was the one
to tell me that the flight was canceled, and no
one in the airport knew about it. Here yeah, so
Garrett and everybody was sitting down. I watched all the

(03:45):
heads turn and look at me like I I saw
lasers coming at me, Like what did you just say?
You in the middle, Well, I was on the phone
and I was talking to phone, and Gandhi and the
our whole party was inside the restaurant. I was like, guys,
are flights canceled? And everybody else in the restaurant were
on the same different flights going into Newark Airport going
what And the best part, which you may have already

(04:08):
said it, but it was all the flights to New York.
So you had a bunch of New Yorkers at the
end of the night angry. It was what airport New
York can suck it. New York Airport can suck it. Fact,
it was the airport's fault. Yes, the New York there
was the destination the plane the New York area because
the Guardian and JFK, they were all super delayed to
some might have been canceled. But our coworkers who were

(04:31):
on that flight, they were like four or five. The plane,
the equipment, and the crew were all there. The plane
was there, ready to go. Okay, it's Newark Airport's fault.
I don't know what the flight situation was, but I
would have flown to Philly. Driven from Philly. M I
don't think we can do anything. We tried to no Phi,
Philly was canceled, Washington was canceled. So it's not just
that we drove five and a half hours with little

(04:55):
to no rain. No rain. What did you think it was, Garrett?
You told me what you what it was? The President
of the United States was flying out of Newark that Yeah,
he was in New Jersey all weekend. That could have
been shut down the East coast day. Again, this is
the second time he screwed me over coming back on
fourth of July weekend, coming back from Florida, we're landing

(05:16):
going into Newark Airport again, thank you very much. And
the pilot goes, uh, we're gonna make a stop over
in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Why, well, we're running low on fuel.
That's not true. We're actually gonna stop over in d
C for a little bit. Let's just land and take
a little break. That's further than Scranton, Pennsylvania. So but yeah,

(05:38):
I think it's right on the money. Yeah. So outside
of outside of Gandhi and I being the dirtiest, who
would you say is the third dirtiest person in this
room right now? You mean dirty as in filth? I
just I feel smell. I am gross. I specifically said
what we were doing commercials earlier, I was like staying
away and I said, don't come near me because I
definitely have like sweaty hair. I'm gross. Sorry, I showered

(05:59):
this morning. I'm good. Your shirt is see through it
last night. Your shirt looks like you sweated through it,
but you're not sweating. It's a material. That's the material.
It's light material. Is that a theory shirt? It's not theory,
it's a John Varvatos, of course. Don't you see, don't
you see the thumbs. They let me ask your question.

(06:19):
I could get a polo shirt like that in any
department store. Most stores. This material not right because it's
I get If I get the whole shirt for thirty
you paid just for the outer layer. It's see through.
I love that shirt, Thank you, Danielle Style. Where's the
rest of it? Look at look look at the stitching.
See that? And do you know how light an airy

(06:41):
that shirt is? Light? I can see his boobs. See
now that is a girl. When I buy I have
we have to wear a bando underneath it, but on purpose.
You know you have any chicken cutlets? Yes, maybe a
tupetop under that bed? Boy, what don't you trying to say?
I'm not trying to say that. I'm exactly saying. I'm
not sweating. I'm not sweating, I'm not stinking. You know why,

(07:02):
because it's the middle of the summer and you want light, flowy,
airy white things are a f Yeah, yeah, airy and
Harry because I could see you have Harry nipples while
Brody's got up freaking seven layers on. It's like a
dip seven layers T shirt. I have a T shirt
and a shirt shirt and uh, what you have on

(07:25):
to the T long John's shorts. You got bones, bones.
I prepare for the I dressed for I've got a shirt,
he's got two layers went. I went down to Jersey
Shore this weekend. I didn't pack one pair of jeans.
I did all the shorts, all T shirts, all the time.
It's so funny. I went into a store down the
down the shore this weekend and we were trying on

(07:45):
clothes and I had a pair of jeans in my
hand and I looked at them and I go, yeah,
I don't even know. I'm not ready. I have not
put on a pair of jeans this summer once. And
I refused, way right now, you are the reason I'm
wearing a shirt under my shirt, little layering pieces. Last
week I didn't wear a shirt and Danielle was all

(08:06):
over me. Yeah that's the problem, you know. She said,
you look sexy busting out that check. I can't have that. Yeah.
And his glasses. I mean I don't wear glasses. Yes
you do. I put them on to read smoke when
you do. Right. So, the combination of me wearing my
temporary occasional glasses and me showing a little chest hair
the wo who was sweating. He's right across the way.

(08:27):
You know, I can't contain Scary spends three on a polo.
She's not looking. Who adds more layers because Danielle said
they look sexy button Scary leaves something to the imagination
as much sexy. Well, Gandhi is about to go swimming
sharks in a few minutes. Yeah, excited. We're going to
also do Instagram live. Should anybody want to watch? You

(08:48):
bring some hot sauce. I'm gonna bring some hot in
the Mohammad Once and Greg t was supposed to swim
the sharks and then he chicken down. He did as
he does from time to time, and then we sent
someone else to do it, and we said worst Assistant Anthony.
And remember when Greg team was supposed to jump off
the tower in Las Vegas and Worse says Anthony had
to jump up. And now why is it that these

(09:10):
are not harmful and they don't want to bite you?
They just like born. I don't think anyone said that
they're not harmful and they don't want to bite me.
I will be in a cage. Sharks don't bite more
of like a dunk into the tank with the sharks.
I will not be doing a free swim, and shrucks
tend not to attack when they've been fed, so they
feed them in the morning before the walk, and then
they have no interest. I don't want watt all on that.

(09:34):
But sometimes you're any cases that they don't want to
eat you, but they want to know what you are
and the way to test what you are. That's so
you wouldn't do what Gandhi's doings. I thought it was
a breed of shark that doesn't bite. There are some
so like I I've gone free swimming with nurse sharks,
which actually will bite, but they don't want to. You

(09:55):
have to be smart about how you do it. And
then whale sharks also won't come after you. I want
to swim with those two. So is there a thrill
in this? I just love animals and I want to
be around them. It's not an animal. A shark is
a mammal. Don't you wear animals part of the animal kingdom?
An she likes the shark is a reptile. No, it's not.

(10:17):
What are we doing right now? It's not an animal.
Everything is a SMaL, not in the animal umbrella. No,
it's not animals are like overarching. Yeah wait is it me? Yeah?
All right, Steve Irwin, I think you buried yourself here.
Sharks are yeah, really an animal? And I didn't think
the shark alligators are reptiles. I don't think the shark

(10:40):
is an animal. Have you ever seen the way they eat?
They eat like you know, they're animals. Animals are basically
on four legs and the Okay, what Gandhi meant was
she likes nature. I don't think we need a nitpicker. No,
but need to think anything I say, you asshole, than
thank you. That's a good point I do, but I'm
defending Gandhi. Okay, so animals and mission. An animal is

(11:02):
a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having
specialized sense organs and none nervous system that will respond rapidly,
rapidly to stimuli. Really, anything that's alive. Should I stand
wrong correcting people? No? I was. I was unsure because
you said animals, because I wouldn't. I don't think of
a shark as an animals. He was very unsure when

(11:24):
he said that's not an animal. It's cool, but I
love animals, so I don't care. Now, are you more
scared or nervous. Neither. I'm sleepy. I'll be fine. You
realize if you fall asleep, your arms might fly outside
the cage. Really going to try not to do that.
You don't do that. But like we were out this
weekend and there was a dog and the dog was
a little nippy, and I didn't care. Let that thing
bite me like five times, that's all. It's like a shark.

(11:48):
I was so in love with the nature that she
let all the bugs bite her bit me. He would
have loved to have been on my cruise because I
got to hug a sloth. I know, I saw it
was so jump of the sloth. And then he went
into cages with monkeys like monkeys would just they said,
just stand there, make sure you have nothing in your pockets. Nick,

(12:10):
you know your you stand there, and if the monkeys
play on you and they jump around and they just
they fall on your head. And then finally, this is
where the problem was. My buddy Will went into a
cage with with three giant McCaw red and green parrots
and they were huge, and then the mccau went on

(12:30):
his shoulder and then reached for his reached for his
arm took a bite out of his arm and he
had a scar there for days. The McCaul parrot it
nipped him. You don't mess around with those beaks. But
I don't even know if this was legal what we
were doing. But you know, I would think it was legal.
They're not gonna. I mean, well we were there and

(12:50):
it was an off off off was is a McCaw
an animal, but is not. It's a bird. So a
bird would an animal, A birdcall would be an animal.

(13:11):
But I don't. I don't process it as an animal.
It's just where is an animal? Of course? To know,
have you ever been animal Kingdom? No, Disney, they're birds fish.
We learned a lot here. I still think the funniest
thing ever is that you fell on a baby dolphin.
That's the weirdest, most horrible, awesome thing. By the way,

(13:32):
dolphin also an animal. Yes. Also by the way, when
he stood up from falling on the dolphin, the only
showed concern for himself. Looks okay, I think, I'm okay.
Is that true? The dolphin looked like slat Stanley. I felt,
that's your name. Now. I made up for it because
I spent five minutes with one fin Wally it makes

(14:00):
and he was, okay, you didn't nurse them back. Now,
I'm so sorry, buddy, make up for I lost my
footing with that dolphin. But and I've had this fear
of dolphins ever since, so likewise, overcame my fears, right.
But I came my fear on my cruise, because again,

(14:20):
this was a sanctioned excursion, so you're no longer afraid
of crushing dolphins. I swam with him, I swam with
the dolphin. I stood in the middle of the pool.
Was this another off, off, off excursion the way you
shouldn't be going on unsanctioned? It was so far off
that it actually was an animal. Did you kill a
rhino this week? Dolphinarius? Let me be clear, Dolphinarius and

(14:42):
Cosamel is a sanctioned NCL excursion and it's amazing. It's
probably the best time. It's it's fantastic. You guys should
try it. Did you hunt for ivory? Oh? My god,
because that's an animal too. Oh I got fifteen minute
morning Joel