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July 18, 2019 15 mins

Greg T, Danielle and Garrett hang with you for today's podcast. Greg T and Danielle are itchy all over from getting a bug bite and want to hear about YOUR bug bite. Greg T wants to hear about nail colors...and the podcast goes off the rails.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One to three one two three? What who ha ha?
Who's ha hoo ha? Lea out of this? Who has
I do? Which? Which button do I push? Garrett? The
one that says push, the one button that says push
three to one push? What would you talk about on

(00:23):
your On your podcast represents morning show the Gentleman So
itchy wine because this morning I think like a little
bug or something. Who's in my car and it bought
my foot? Wait? And all morning because of that stupid bug,

(00:46):
everything feels itchy. I just want to shower. Oh my god,
I can't believe that you're saying this missed way hold on,
let me It's a fifteen minute morning show podcast. And
you know the deal. Whenever you hear my voice, I'm
Greg t. You know that there's a bigger name online too.
So that's not a bigger name online because I'm here
too on that no interview, And I want to say
that in this situation though, This is a situation where

(01:09):
others just wanted to get up and leave, So they
just got up and left and we're left here with Danielle,
myself and Garrett. It's the five am pre morning show.
If you're in New York. We actually do a pre
morning show together. That's right. You know, they know what
the funny thing is. People that listen, they have no
idea that in the Tri state area there is something
called a fifty the five left called the five. Oh

(01:29):
my god, saying I want to say five teen the five.
I know, the five am pre morning Show. So we're
on from five am twill six am, prior to Elvis
Durant taking over and doing the Elvis duran Morning Show
every day. Garrett and Gregg Tea and then I come
in at the end and start screaming at everyone. But
you're coming in at the end of the show. For

(01:50):
like nineteen years happened. It's been a long time. Yeah,
the five am pre Morning Show has been going on
for nineteen years. So if you're the only way to
really hear it is if you stream um our radio station,
our home base, Z one hundred is our home base
here in New York. So if you stream Z one
hundred on your I Heart radio app, then you can

(02:10):
hear the five Am pre Morning Show. And it's uh
and let me tell you it's highly unusual. It's a
little different. We start to show a lot different than
anybody else would start a radio show, So check it
out if you want. Okay, So that was that. But yeah,
so that's why it's the three of us and we're
so used to hanging out together. But Garrett, I do
want to touch on what Daniel talk about with the bug.

(02:30):
Do you have any bug bites on you because of
a bug stuck in your car? Not right now? No,
you don't know. So unlucky you need to have one.
You don't need to You're a bad person. So I
wanted to say, this is what happened this morning, so weird.
So it was like a day ago. I left the

(02:51):
door open and I went to go check the mail,
right and I actually saw something fly in. And I'm thinking,
how stupid of me. Why don't I just shut the door.
I bet you a couple of bugs one in there,
you know. So this morning I got in, I got
in the car and I sat down. I'm wearing shorts,
and all of a sudden, I felt like something like
itch me like I'm by my ankle, you know, by
my left ankle, and I'm like, God, damn it, man,

(03:12):
something happened. I have a mosquito bite. So it's a
mosquito that got in my car. So not only that
it landed on my right arm, because I drive with
my left and I'm all of a sudden I felt
it again. I'm like, oh my god, and I was
itching scratching. Dude. It's the worst thing in the world.
All day long, you're scratching all other body places because
you just feel disgusted. My head. I've been scratching me

(03:32):
to die. The mosquito my knee, knee came from great house.
I scratched my knee. So I followed him to New
York City. Yes, got here earlier than Danielle. Laid it
in the parking lot for Danielle. Bit. Danielle, you might
have great teaths blood. I'm gonna say that didn't happen

(03:53):
because I got bit when I was driving in right.
But it's so funny that this happens though, that bugs
flying to cars, they don't come out, and then they
eat you as you draw. As I wait, as we
were at stop lights on the way in down the
West Side Highway, I would put my car in park
and I would take my shoe off and scratch the
hell out of my fin You just referred to you
in the bug as we were driving down the bark right.

(04:14):
The bug and I were on our way. I do
apologize to everyone listening right now because as you're listening,
you're itching andreaching. But you feel like I can't believe
this that somebody else. I swear to you. Okay, there's
no law. Danielle. I said to myself, I go, you know,
this is like a topic like I would love to
bring it on the air. I'm like, Elvis is not
gonna talk about this. He's gonna go. This is what

(04:37):
I would do. I would pitch him this idea and
I'd say, we're talking about people getting bug bites in
their car and he would go, tee, who's doing that?
That that's not a topic. We're not doing it. And
what are the odds that you would say exactly what
I was thinking this morning. We are on the same
wave length. I'm telling you, like, I am having a
mind boon moment right now, so I can't believe it.

(04:58):
Let's take it a step further. You don't have any
bug bites, and I don't you gotta get one. No,
he's not a part of the crew. Anybody wants to
get a bumper that person the way. I'm sitting here
watching them do the weather on television. I can see
the television and it is just not even a joke.
How bad Saturday is going to be in the Try
State and I have to host an event at a

(05:20):
even though the water bar. You think that, But Garrett
brought to my attention you wait on line a long
time ago. Not you, not not him, No that he
gets the Golden v P pass. You do. It's International
Gregg t Day water Park. And I'm sure everybody lets
you cut the line they want to film for they
because they want to have it on their own website.

(05:40):
So you'll be wet all day. So they'll take me around.
I'll be cut in the line, which I already apologize for.
It's not my fault. So that you don't. You can't complain.
You'll be wet I complaining. It's there. I'm actually going
down the Jersey shore. I'm exciting my girlfriend house on
the water he does. She has a house like right
on the beach. So I'm gonna spend the weekend there
and we're going to go on her friend's boat and

(06:02):
a whole bunch of stuff. So you can do that.
You're a little bit windier down there, nicer, No Lava.
That's a nice, nice area. That's nice. That's an area
in New Jersey on the Jersey Shore Lava in case
you're not familiar with New Jersey. It's a really nice,
quiet area, very nice, family, very family oriented. Ganzi and
I are going to Maine. Oh yeah, that's right. You're
going to visit the Poland Spring. Um. Yeah, and we

(06:24):
can't post pictures because it's a very secret. It's like area, really,
I'm sure, Yeah, nobody knew. Well, I mean you obviously. No,
it's from Maine. The water they say Poland Spring from May.
But the springs are like, you know, exclusive, and they
don't want masses coming to, you know, taint the springs. Now,
I wonder while you're there you'll see them like bottling

(06:44):
the water and yeah, how cool you're gonna see it
all happening. You're leaving tomorrow after the show. So fun.
That is really cool. Now we're you gonna say something
before I cut you off excidantly. Uh no, we were
talking about you. Well, you were talking about your bud
bike topic of work on the show. Yeah, So where
would we go with this? Well, I would want to
know how many people got bug bites as well? How

(07:06):
many people have them? We play this game off the air,
so so I call it. I go, I got a
bug bite? Yeah, where's your bug bite on my toe? Well?
How does it get on your toe if you're driving
your car? I'm wearing sandals. Oh, I got you? Wow,
what do you do? That's what I would do me.
But but you understand. Let's take the next caller. Okay,
I don't believe that every topic needs a thousand phone calls.

(07:29):
It doesn't need a thousand phones, just relatable to the audience, mentioning, yes,
but there are people that are having that have bug
bites as well, of course, saying, hey, how ironic is
it that daniel and I have a bug bite on
the same day driving in at the same time. Great,
but then you you want to sit make it a top.
I'm trying to help you here. How do we make
this a topic? You? So, let's let's take the next caller.

(07:52):
Go ahead, okay, call next caller from New Jersey. Great team,
first time, long time, first time, long time. All right, yeah,
and it's calling about your bug topic. Ye, Danielle and
I have bug bites on our on our body, thank you.
So do you have a bug bite as well? Yeah?
I got one. Oh, where's your bug bite on my toe? No?

(08:14):
You just we just had a caller already that said that,
so it has to be another. I would have screened
that one. I would not have gone there. I would
have said, where's your bug that's on my other toe? No,
I wouldn't have gone with the toast. You don't know
where my doesn't care. The other caller had it on
his right tip. I would have on my left toe.
I would have looked at our call screen in front
of us at the worst and they now and then
you have to admit that they'll really screen the calls,

(08:35):
like diamond is a great job screening the calls. But
even when you pick up the phone, sometimes they'll say
something different than what they told Diamonds. Oh that's fine.
You know what I've already. I've decided I have a
little sound effect that I want to play when the
show doesn't have I have to get it for you,
get it for me that I love? How you God,
I'm the guy. So yesterday your Pinocchio? All right, So

(08:56):
yesterday I found a sound clip that I really want
to use for our five am pre morning show. You know,
so I asked Garic, can you please loaded for me?
And he still has not loaded it for me, and
I'm waiting for it, and it's it's just, you know,
let me tell them see if I can get it
for you while take another call. No, I'm not taking No. Hi,
what's your name? Thanks for calling? Why are you appeasing it?
What's your name? Hello? Hello? Non? Can you hear us? No,

(09:20):
we can't hear anybody. Is this daniel and Gregg? It is?
Oh my god? Hi? How are you? What's your name? Hi?
This is absolutely the worst. What's happening right now? I've
greg t I met you, I met you and you
you cut me in line. No, you didn't meet me.
You cut me in line. I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
They made me do it. No, you you you were apologizing,

(09:41):
but it looked like you were having a good time.
That was calling about your bug bite topic. Yeah, you
have a bug bite. I didn't get one. Why don't
you have a bug bite? I don't know, but one.
You're part of our our club. I heard you telling
the other guy he should get one. Question. I have
another questioning Danielle Danielle. So your nails, we'll see. This
is where again I would use my sound effect. Yeah,
anywait here, listen right, very nice, that's like SMR. What

(10:04):
is that sm sm smr SMR those videos, yes, SMR
and you make noises and then you can hear those. Yes,
that's nails, not turn off. I'm trying to find the
piece that okay, so what do you want to know
about my nails? So hold on, I'm getting to the piece.
Oh my gosh, how how long is this? Fifteen minute? Mornings?

(10:26):
Long enough? Okay? So anyway, um, your nails. You have
three nails that are painted, no, that are painted like
a pinkish pinkish, and I have two chromb nails and
then two chrome So why did you choose that? And
is that becoming a very trendy thing? So here's the
thing I just want to be in the no A
lot of people do all different colors on their nails. Now,

(10:49):
that doesn't matter what you do. Everything is like whatever.
Some people will do a different colored pinky, somebody will
do a different colored ring fingers, some people will do
all different colors. Are two fingers supposedly two fingers or
one you can do anything. Okay, I chose to do
my two last fingers chrome and the other three pink.
I do like that. See, so right now, I would say, okay, caller,

(11:10):
right now on unwood, are your nails colored? Different colors
differ very long? Right what are the colors on your fingers?
Right now? I'd go see, I would shift to do
another topic right there, bandy has I think like yellow,
wretch has like old orange. I would want to know
what are the colors of your fingernails? Right now? I
think that's a that's a good topic. Women would call
in and we would share that. You know, where do

(11:32):
you where do you get your nails done? Um? Why?
Why did you choose these colors? Joy? Or something like that. Yeah,
And it's a relatable it's a relatable question. Take a call. Oh, okay, okay, caller, Hi,
how are you hi? Do you have your nails done?
And what colors are your nails? Green? Green? Why did

(11:53):
you choose green? I like it? Really? Then I would
defer to Danielle. Danielle is green popular because I love
when I put green. I usually only do green. Well,
I'll do green mostly Halloween, but I love green on nails. See.
And then I would say, Danielle, is there something about like,
if you're feeling like the weekend, you want your nails
a certain color vacation. If I'm going away to like

(12:16):
the Bahamas or to a hot climate, I tend to
do a bright like a bright pink or a bright
orange or something yellow. Get me in the tropical mood. See,
I also have a mosquito bite you did? You do? Know? No,
we're off that top. Yeah, we're not the top of juggler.
I'm not doing top of juggling right now. My name
is Sam, not selling. I'm sorry. Sam. Listen. So okay,

(12:37):
here's my song that I wanted to play now. It
was prefaced to me. Would he wants it when the
show goes off the rails, which means that the man
who's in control has lost control of his own show,

(12:57):
which we have done in this morning, which is Joe
a common occurrence. So he would play it constantly every day.
And the other problem is he's like a child. You
give him a toy, he takes the toy and he
smothers it until it breaks, Like right now, right now,
I would be feeling like that, like the show is
going off track right and I would go up here
we go, we're driving the we're driving the show off

(13:17):
the track. He's very loud, and that means the show
would go even more off that I would say, would
come back and go okay, were back on track now
or now? I don't know you're the one say that.

(13:39):
I don't even know what you would laugh What we
talked about today, we talked about now we're talked about mosquito.
He talked about hypothetical if you were doing a show,
what it would sound like. Garrett wanted to do everything.
I said, but that's normal everything. Who's everything? He's no.
Many times I told Darret said, Garrett, you should go
listen to like sports guys and two people talking how

(14:00):
they don't poop poo each other. They actually you know
they're they're they're talking about like, hey, what happened? Come
in and I have like every morning though I'm listening
to you guys on my way in before I get here.
For a reason, will say something and get to find
something wrong with it. I crack of laughing in the car.
But that's a thing. I think that's a stick now,

(14:20):
but it's a frustrating stick. I wish you would lose
a stick and he tries to explain it. I guarant
find a way to unexplaining frustrating that is. I'm serious,
that's how it is. But that's your thing. Okay, here
we go, shows off the track. Hey you brought it

(14:43):
off minutes yet? No, I got it all set. How
time is left? Who knows? We got another two or
three minutes? You have? You have no idea? I bet you.
Right now the audience is saying, you know, this is
like a breath of fresh air. No, it's not. It is.
I think sometimes we over think the popular, not the pobum.
We overthink what what goes the content that goes in

(15:05):
involved This is like we had a podcast called vegg
Ham for a very short amount of this is it
where it should have been? Beggam goodbye? Like the fifteen
minute morning show

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